| 4.0 excellent |
| ...and Oceans Mare Liberum |
| oceans' most beautiful effort and best release |
| 1914 Where Fear and Weapons Meet |
| pretty epic blackened death/doom. a highlight in tread but nothing bad at all. just the vox aren't the greatest and a deeper more powerful growl would have suited this better |
| 4th Dimension Dispelling The Veil Of Illusions |
| a 4 for the 4th dimension of sympowerful metal |
| :Nodfyr: In Een Andere Tijd |
| venturing folky operatic meloviking voyage ode aan de ijssel is amongst the most powerful of compositions |
| :Nodfyr: Herfsttij |
| epic pagking might |
| Abbath Abbath |
| crispy black n roll RULES |
| Abigor Nachthymnen (From The Twilight Kingdom) |
| let the kvlt sing the hymns of night |
| Abigor Opus IV |
| abigor unleash another mighty bm album in only the way abigor could with well done extra effects and melodic leads, looks like they got momentarily tired of lengthy or in any way creative names though |
| Abigor Verwüstung / Invoke The Dark Age |
| abigood austrian melody infused bm |
| Abigor Orkblut - The Retaliation |
| sharp black metal with nice folky interludes highlight emptinessmenschenfeind |
| Absu Tara |
| scottish pride followed by ultra groove blackened dm for a unique n tasty flavour AND BOUDICA WAILS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAHHHH! |
| Absu Absu |
| ripping relentless blackened thrash that could only be cast within the sumerian empire of absu |
| Absu The Temples Of Offal |
| absulutely intense osdm |
| Abyssus (POL) One Alone in Bloodstained Forest |
| old rawrest black |
| Adorned Brood Hiltia |
| raw amateur folk growl metallia featuring FLUTES BABY |
| Adorned Brood Wigand |
| flutey riffs GALORE LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA |
| Adorned Brood Asgard |
| a black metal folk mix with husband and wife clear vox and of course FLUTES |
| Aephanemer Prokopton |
| these francophones let it go like nothing else, like early equilibrium went full melodeath instead of black folk, this is some zany shit |
| Aephanemer A Dream of Wilderness |
| melodic death metal unlike any other, atmospheric and intense, composed with constant rhythmic mindfulness, wicked french lady vox throughout with some regretfully underused cleans, aephanemer seek to take you on an unforgettable adventure. not a single off kilter track, resounding in an even more amped up climax on the last course of the album. bonus old french song cover is amazing, and total french lyric le rideau de la meduse is even better than the album english version. wish they had a couple more tracks in full french |
| Aethra Tales from Distant Skies and Far Beyond |
| saccharine amateur but genuine powersymph with a beautiful cover |
| Agathodaimon Blacken The Angel |
| pretty excellent melodic blackdoom |
| Agathodaimon Carpe Noctem |
| rawest meloblasymph for the taking |
| Agathodaimon Near Dark |
| badass melogoth blasymph highlight the mini opera that is title |
| Agathodaimon Tomb Sculptures |
| rawest meloblasymph for the taking badass melogoth blasymph highlight the mini opera that is near dark |
| Agressor Neverending Destiny |
| we deathrashin fkn ahrd forever m/ |
| Agressor Towards Beyond |
| rattling crash dm meeting your maker...and the turkish march..beware!! |
| Akhenaton (FRA) Solar Forces |
| sum lovely dunsynth followed by an epic blasymph showdown in final battle |
| Akhenaton (FRA) Divine Symphonies |
| a swathe of french melody amongst ambient synths, a variety of keys, and trv bm |
| Al-Namrood Estorat Taghoot |
| magical bm from a place where such things are forbidden |
| Aldegar The Peak |
| majestic forest trolly folk black jig marches with guest viking, witch, and maiden vox |
| Aldo Matus Canon in D (Matus Remix) |
| a lively piano/lectric remix of the world's best song |
| Alghazanth Osiris-Typhon Unmasked |
| CHAOS LEGIONS INFERNAL RISE AND TEAR THE WORLD ASUNDER |
| Alghazanth The Polarity Axiom |
| a very enjoyable blasymphony to empleasant any evening before dancing in the moonlight |
| Alghazanth Thy Aeons Envenomed Sanity |
| a beautifully crafted blasymph album |
| Alghazanth Dim Is the Moon's Light |
| light gremlin blasymph for a stroll in the forest |
| Alghazanth AdraMelekTaus |
| a nice slab of modern black symph |
| Alghazanth Promo '97 |
| baby birthed blasymph ASCEND! |
| Allegiance (SWE) Vrede |
| medium intensity black metal flourishes |
| Alvheim I Et Fjort Fortid |
| paganblack sails followed by solid black riffagy |
| Amon (USA-FL) Sacrificial / Feasting the Beast |
| before the godslayers killed their first divinity they gained power through satanic sacrifice DIE!!!! BLASPHEREREION!!! LET THE BEAST DEVOUR ALLLLLLL |
| Amon (USA-FL) Sacrificial Demo |
| before the godslayers killed their first divinity they gained power through satanic sacrifice DIE!!!! BLASPHEREREION!!! |
| Amon Amarth The Avenger |
| easily the best of their early albums. raw, much more deathy mdm with every member really performing their part, aa at their freshest and most eager. north sea storm is their best song and its a hard tie between this and twilight as their best album overall |
| Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God |
| Twilight 5; Free 3; Guardians 5; God 4; Varyags 5; Tattered 5; No Fear 2.5; Hero 2.5; Live 2.5; Embrace 3 contains their most epic headbangers, prepare to conquer |
| Amorphis Skyforger |
| let the sky be forged under the heaven of my heart |
| Amorphis Silver Bride |
| songs from their best album |
| Amorphis From the Heaven of My Heart |
| moar tracks from their masterpiece album |
| Anacrusis Suffering Hour |
| a thrash variety show - tgt thrash got talent reign of terror rulz |
| Ancestor (FIN) With No Strings Attached |
| as great as kalmah would become they could just as easily have had a career in osdm |
| Ancient The Cainian Chronicle |
| starts weak but builds up succinctly by the middle, weaker vox but they end up going with it. more prog than i usually care for but integrated well, those girly highs used a couple times worth a good o.O |
| Ancient Halls of Eternity |
| having had their cup of silliness th'ancient returns with a trv meloblack creation |
| Ancient Night Visit |
| back to business with a solid meloblasymphony |
| Ancient Mad Grandiose Bloodfiends |
| a trver version of cof these rates are silly |
| Ancient Det Glemte Riket |
| tellurian blasymph misting over the land |
| Ancient Back To The Land Of The Dead |
| once again a well composed yet not star reaching blasymphony + a NOICE bathory cover |
| Ancient Ceremony Fallen Angel's Symphony |
| amateur passion project eclectical beautybeast gothblasymph highlights death in desires masquerade and devils paradise |
| Ancient Ceremony Under Moonlight We Kiss |
| heavily key laden growl gothic lady metal quite lovely |
| Ancient Rites Fatherland |
| gallivanting epiblack and troll skirmishes |
| Ancient Ritual Southern Winter |
| -9 vicious pagan defending his homeland with meloblack riffs of glory highlight band track |
| Anguished Cold |
| HOT (for real though this is quite beautiful bum i mean bm) |
| Anorexia Nervosa Redemption Process |
| another excellent but standardized anorexic blasymphony |
| Antivenom Sacred Funeral |
| trv christian black metal every track is win. so much passion in his vox, christian bm rulz |
| Antonin Dvorak 8 Piano Humoresques, Op.101, B.187 |
| i adore these humoresques, i, v, vii, viii < 3 |
| Antonio Vivaldi Mandolin Concerto in C major, RV 425 |
| i is one of my most favourite classical pieces of all time, so much energy and joy. ii is this subtle, furtive shadow that grips over time, finally iii brings back a light thrush that complements i in a more playful, less assertive fashion |
| Antonio Vivaldi Lute Concerto in D Major RV 93 |
| amazing allegros unfortunately attached to a dismal largo |
| Antonio Vivaldi Violin Concerto in A Minor, Op. 3 No. 6 RV 356 |
| i is majestic, ii is sombre filler, iii a simple unhinged attack |
| Antonio Vivaldi L'Estro Armonico No. 12 in E Major, Op. 3, RV 265 |
| a masterpiece in it's own right, love this lively concerto |
| Antropofagus Methods of Resurrection Through Evisceration |
| some really damn good bdm |
| Antropomorphia Necromantic Love Songs EP |
| trv pvre nethdeath make love to it with your girl |
| Antropomorphia Rites ov Perversion |
| damning deicide dominance death |
| Antropomorphia Necromantic Love Songs |
| trv pvre nethdeath make love to it with your girl mighty voxed deathdoom |
| Antropomorphia Merciless Savagery |
| a deicidal behemoth album flawlessly integrating dm and bm as one highlights title and wailing chorus ov the damned |
| Anubis (INDO) Perpetual Darkness Through the Global Eclipse |
| amateur raw blasymph and it is pure win and they should have kept going |
| Apocalypse (IT) Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum |
| pvre rendezvous bathory blood fire death and under the sign of the black mark bliking worship |
| Apocalypse (IT) Pedemontium |
| a more glacial blood on ice with organ |
| Apocalypse (IT) Retaliation |
| uncanny requiem clone |
| Apocalyptica Reflections |
| pretty good/relaxing collection of neoclass, pers picks include prologue, education, somewhere, drive and heat |
| Arachnid Arachnid |
| side a is solid deathrash as can be, side b suffers from mids dark n witching, reaper and water make up for it |
| Arcangelo Corelli 12 Concerti Grossi, Op. 6 |
| an epic collection of highlight as well as generic baroque with my personal favourites including 1 iv, 4 i, 5 iii, 8 i, 10 v, and 12 ii |
| Arghoslent The Entity |
| entity of earliest melodeath |
| Arghoslent Resuscitation of the Revanchists |
| same gallopy melodeath you know and love in a new shiny veneer highlight in hemic shabbat with that wonderful melodic lead |
| Arkona (RUS) Лепта |
| slavic beauty folktals |
| Arkona (RUS) Возрождение |
| rowdy russian maiden blackened trollstomp highlight the noktmort-like pod mechami |
| Artificial Brain Labyrinth Constellation |
| they got BRAINS |
| Artificial Fear LoZ: Metal |
| the best loz covers ive ever heard. best tracks include storms, esp lost woods damn listen to it NAO, market theme < 3, song of time is epic, and clock town medley is damn epic |
| Asathor Die Wölfe Heulen Wieder |
| 2 3 6 8 9 your village is burned and your women mothers of norsemen blackking metal nice intro to 6 |
| Asathor (LX) Vegvísir |
| gorgoroth blackking metal and yeah youre getting conquered |
| Asathor (MX) Guardians of Mjolnir |
| -1 grand vikingy blasymph |
| Asgaard When the Twilight Set In Again |
| romantic goth viking voyage along the darkened light highlight 1168 |
| Ashen Light Living in Ashes and Light |
| dank russian dungeon blasymph live |
| Aspid кровоизлияние (Extravasation) |
| a cool one-off russian techthrash album, every aspect just as deadly as the mighty dragon-basilisk-asp featured on the cover, a great aspiration, even if some of the prog sections are like eating asparagus highlight tam, gdye noch' |
| Astralborne Eternity's End |
| a fresh take on finny melodeath |
| Atargatis Divine Awakening |
| and here is the band's ultimate gem, the whole album is a small treasure with a superior version of last goodbye |
| Atheist Beyond '88 Demo |
| prod is a bit more ass than it needs to be but still some of the trvest dm ever |
| Atheist Hell Hath No Mercy |
| amazing demo, his screams sound like skull kid |
| Atlantean Sword All Is Dust |
| expansive, boundless, and miyazakian in scope, this dunsynth album takes the listener across a continent of landscapes |
| Atomic Aggressor Live Ceremonial |
| fukn rulz live |
| Atomic Aggressor Promo Tape |
| rough hewn but still dms ahrd m/ |
| Atomic Aggressor Bloody Ceremonial |
| raw chilean death metal that thrashpows as good as anything from north america |
| Atrocity (USA-CT) Infected |
| TRV DEATHGRIND EAT DICKS POSEUR BITCHES |
| Atrocity (USA-CT) Mangled |
| top tier grindy death metal HEEEEE'S A DICK-HEAD! MR. QUINT! HE'S AN ASS-HOLE! MR. QUINT! HE'S DOG-SHIT! MR. QUINT! YOU MAGGOOOOOOT! MR. QUINT! QUINT! |
| Atrocity (USA-CT) Hatred Birth |
| BIRTH OF TRV DEATHGRINDIN' |
| Augury Fragmentary Evidence |
| techdeath done right |
| Aura Noire Le Cercle des Âmes |
| the one track that can be found off this is pure symphonic cradle worship |
| Autopsy Rehearsal 09.04.1988 |
| autopsy's best recording, more balanced and faster paced than anything after |
| Avatar (BEL) Emperors of the Night |
| raw pure win black symph |
| Avatar (BEL) Promo 98 |
| great alt versions of a couple tracks on their late release 2nd album |
| Bal-Sagoth Atlantis Ascendant |
| album starts as tolerably cheesy cringe (the good kind), but from star-maps onwards builds into a trv melodic/power bm feast. dreamer in the catacombs to end is a solid slab of epic bm adjacent win |
| Baldrs Draumar Magnus |
| rocky viking folk amalgametalofolkeath charge highlight folk metal attacker frij and eala frya fresena |
| Barathrum Saatana |
| barry slap ass with their signature black n roll highlight in countess erszebet |
| Barathrum Okkult |
| the fertile barry continue birthing pure win black n roll |
| Barathrum Fanatiko |
| fuckin short but sweet ass black n roll 12 years later damn |
| Barbarian Warriors in Search of Wisdom Paganheart |
| blown out angry pagan assault |
| Bathory Bathory |
| AND THUS THE TRV KVLT WAS BORN |
| Bathory The Return of the Darkness and Evil |
| THE TRV KVLT ASCENDANT |
| Bathory Hammerheart |
| quorthon gets experimental and creates yet another new genre in viking metal allowing the rising trv kvlt to have their fill of his creation. not everything is fleshed out but baptize in fire and ice and especially one rode to asa bay are immortal masterpieces |
| Bathory Jubileum Volume I |
| a new epic instrumental + 3 venomy thrash tracks, sacrifice having been on the first scandinavian metal attack split and you dont move me one of bathory's earliest recordings from 1983, then a selection of some of bathory's finest distinguishing the atmosphere of all previous releases |
| Bathory Jubileum Volume II |
| burnin leather is a great self-titled era type track, die in fire is blackened motorhead/venom worship, otherwise a great highlight selection from bathory's first 6 albums |
| Bathory Requiem |
| slightly charred extremely dirty thrash, whole album goes ahrd m/ |
| Bathory Blood on Ice |
| like the title suggests this album is a slow accumulative snowfall building up into a great glacier, shredding its enemies in half like so many vulnerable titanics |
| Bathory Jubileum Volume III |
| a heavy requiem and octagon compilation (which rule) with an early unpolished track in satan my master and a clear transition from the satanic black metal themes to viking metal in nomine satanas, using satan lyrics but with the backtrack to what would become bond of blood/twilight of the gods title, resolution greed is a mid tempo thrash leftover from the requiem/octagon era, witchcraft is a crusty blackened thrash track from self titled era, valhalla backvoc/multitrack sample is exactly what it says, genocide is another great previously unreleased mid tempo req/oct type track, and a few great tracks from blood on ice |
| Bathory In Memory of Quorthon |
| the man, the myth, the legend, this is a post-humous series compilation of assorted bathory bests, collecting tracks from amongst all quorthon's discography including a few of his solo pieces and tribute tracks by his sister |
| Bathory In Memory of Quorthon Volume I |
| the first in a post-humous series compilation of assorted bathory bests, in memory of quorthon collects tracks from amongst all quorthon's discography including a few of his solo pieces. this volume includes the punky ive had it coming, a god save the queen cover, and a not so exciting finisher in boy |
| Bathory In Memory of Quorthon Volume III |
| def the weirdest collection of all things quorthon. some amazing classics like woman of dark desires and sea wolf, but then 2 kiss covers and the beatles wut? also a bleh track from his 2nd solo album and finally a couple tracks done with his sister on vox who has quite a lovely voice consecrating her brother's death as well as creating bathory's first gothic metal in silverwing |
| Bathory Scandinavian Metal Attack I & II |
| different but equally trv versions of sacrifice and return before the coupling of trv st classics |
| Batushka Litourgiya |
| the chanting except on istina is annoying but good bm |
| Batushka Raskol |
| excellent blend of krallicey riffs n trad black + suitable chanting |
| Batushka Мария / Maria |
| batushgood |
| Behemoth Grom |
| beware the behemoth's thunder, for it is mighty, and behold the allures of the man and maiden in the stormclouds awaiting those of uneven fate |
| Behemoth And the Forests Dream Eternally |
| dark forest dreams including a title track to sventevith, bathory worship, and a look into the ancient occult vastlands |
| Behemoth Conjuration |
| BEHEMOTH BACK IN BUSINESS BB!! new track rulz, WELCOME TO HELL COVER PURE WIN HELL YEAH PIEK?O!! and awesome live tracks |
| Behemoth Amen |
| siekiera cover rulz, chant for ezkaton is always pvre win, qadosh is a w/e b side, live tracks rul |
| Beherit Engram |
| first half is some hawt rock n roll krallice but then turns into a completely different album (for the better?) by throwing on some black doom |
| Belphegor Obscure And Deep |
| primal belphegor unlike ever heard before |
| Bestial Death Suicide of the Immortal |
| israeli bathory black metal from 1986 |
| Billy Talent Live From The UK |
| finally get to 4 a bt album, raw n imperfect with all their highlights esp the unpolished inflections on nothing to lose, great album |
| Black Dethe Mary's Blood |
| slayer worship raw thrash with bathory-like vox n it goes ahrd |
| Black Forest Dream |
| a magical blackened power metal feast |
| Black Lycanthropy For Satan's Eternal Glory |
| some ahrd aggressive old school style bm |
| Black Wytche The Last Rytes |
| fuck my balls the vox are fog in the mix but this is pure win trv nearly deathy thrash why dont they have an lp ffs |
| Blackthorn The Rotten Ways of Human Misery |
| chunky obituary death obliterations |
| Blasphemophagher Nuclear Empire of Apocalypse |
| old school style death metal in 2008, you love to see it |
| Blasphemy Blood Upon the Altar |
| nod to possessed with the intro, a late 80s bm track in war command, and otherwise a full assault of pure win dm |
| Blasphemy Fallen Angel of Doom |
| pvre dark death metal |
| Blasphemy Gods of War |
| a seamless black and death fusion with trad riffs and solos as bridges |
| Blasphemy Blood Upon the Soundspace |
| scratchy raw instawin dm with some incidental bm vox goddess of perversity is the shit |
| Blasphemy Rehearsal 89' |
| insane rawest bm |
| Blodkarsk Jarpi |
| some ugly ass but righteous dense melo-y black |
| Blodkarsk Stupmørke |
| violent black goodness n a bit o vikening highlight grandraeper |
| Blodorn Dødsjakt |
| blackened viking metal ruling the stormy seas highlights title and fredens ende |
| Bloodshed Walhalla The Battle Will Never End |
| a higher quality bathory imitation viking metal with pirates as well |
| Bloodshed Walhalla Thor |
| atlantic ocean folk and kingsails |
| Bloodshed Walhalla Demo 2014 |
| -3 properly written if somewhat lethargic viking metal |
| Blot Ilddyrking |
| a more atmospheric windir and a dissection cover |
| Blue Claw Philharmonic Dance and EDM Classical Remix |
| dance/electro remixes of some of the most famous classical pieces, esp effective are canon n ave maria, extended mixes better than the radios |
| Blut Aus Nord Ultima Thulee |
| winter ice and darkest night |
| Blut Aus Nord Memoria Vetusta I - Fathers Of The Icy Ages |
| more intricate and melodic songwriting but minus the frosty production makes for an excellent yet warmer winter album |
| Bodom After Midnight Paint the Sky With Blood |
| Paint the Sky with BLOOD 4; Payback 4; Dead Angels stream cleaned 3.5 |
| Bolt Thrower In Battle There Is No Law! |
| BOLTS THROWN AND LEGIONS SLAIN IN BATTLE THERE IS NO LAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!! |
| Bolt Thrower Prophets of Hell |
| solid little demo from when bolt thrower was top tier echelon dm |
| Bon Jovi 7800° Fahrenheit |
| best rock album of all time |
| Bon Jovi The Love Songs |
| lovely |
| Bond The Collection |
| behold, trvly beautiful, talented women |
| Bond Atlanta / Time |
| an ep selection as beautiful as the ladies who made it highlight atlanta |
| Bond Bond |
| duel is pure win and one of their very best, sharp boys ruined victory for the most part so thanks for that, but bella donna is a greater and kismet is epic |
| Borgarholt 2006 Promo |
| short but trv pagan black annihilation |
| Borgarholt Yggdrasil |
| -4 rough black pagan tree worship highlight selvmord |
| Bound by Entrails The Oath to Forbear and the Burden of Inheritance |
| dark bm mysticism with impulsive accordian frills |
| Brandy Never Say Never |
| brandy is the queeny of rnbb |
| Brimstone Carving a Crimson Career |
| powerdeath like a more epic arghoslent, trv spirit metal in its most primal form |
| Bulldozer IX |
| BULLDOZIN' BLAZIN' THHRRRAAAASSSHHH |
| Burden of Ymir The Third Half |
| wild blafolk with a bite o' king |
| Burden of Ymir And Then Twilight Fell |
| abyss drenched folkkannon surge |
| Burden of Ymir Heorot |
| melodic blavikening beowulf ownage highlights recounting on the seas and the great mead hall |
| Burden of Ymir The Long Winter |
| a more bm focused record with plenty of melody and the usual measure of folk and viking elements |
| Burzum Burzum/Aske |
| aske version of sad spirit is better but no reason to leave out the burzum version, in any case burzum rulz |
| Burzum Burzum |
| BURZUM |
| Burzum Aske |
| an elevated production does nothing but help varg as the songs vastly improve with a fortified and complete trv version of sad spirit |
| Burzum Belus |
| while not reaching the heights of his original kvlt releases, varg brings the cathartic darkness of burzum into the 21st millenium as he himself sees the light of day once again |
| Burzum Et Hvitt Lys Over Skogen |
| how could this be left out? the best thing burzum has ever done, trv riffs, trv 'sphere |
| Butterfly Temple Велес |
| genuine party of russian folk metal...and some spontaneous sax ;) |
| Cain (RUS) Child of Cold |
| return with the victory is very nice, chilly christmassy winter wonderland atmosphere and crystal cavern exploration before witnessing the horrifying barbaric ritual at its deepest depth |
| Candlemass Tales Of Creation |
| tales spoken and entities created, candlemass's best album |
| Carach Angren The Chase Vault Tragedy (Demo) |
| the best thing they ever did |
| Carathis The Amethyst Fortress |
| very fun meloblack ep |
| Castrum Black Silhouette Enfolded in Sunrise |
| gremlin blasymph heralding from the dark castle |
| Catamenia Eskhata |
| a very icily smooth album, perfect production and yet a more bm veneer than on any previous. every track is great but storm, rain of blood, landscape, and title stand out |
| Catamenia Eternal Winter's Prophecy |
| a wintry light meloblack wolfy win highlight in anubis |
| Catamenia Chaos Born |
| the first two tracks trump anything theyve done before, immaculate blackened melodeath, but onwards is a mixed tale ending on a high note, as stated highlights in kuolon tanssi and calm before the storm |
| Celtic Frost Visual Aggression |
| 2 of cf's best tracks |
| Centurian Choronzonic Chaos Gods |
| very deicidey straight dutch dm blast highlights law of burning and caligula art painted with the guitarist's blood metal af m/m/m/ |
| Ceremonial Castings Into the Black Forest of Witchery |
| intense fiery pentagram flames burning wretched humanity into pvrity kvlt symphony |
| Ceremonial Oath Lost Name of God |
| gud trv melodeath demo |
| Ceuthonymus Winter's Frozen Vein |
| greek wintry goodness |
| Children of Bodom Follow the Reaper |
| YE-YEAOW! Title 4; Midnight 3.5; SO COME ON MOTHAFUCKA GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT! Decadence 4; Everytime 4; Mask 3.5; Scythe 3.5; iduntgivafukif YOU HATE ME! top 5 bodom just about a perfect 5; Comfort weird and worst song on the album but still 3.5; Shadows the best last minute song ever 4. demo hate me is more awesome in some ways than the final |
| Children of Bodom Hatebreeder |
| Warheart 4.5; Silent Night 3.5; Title 3.5; Razors 3; Towards Dead End 4.5; Black Widow 3; Wrath 3.5; Band Track easy 5; Downfall 4.5. Aces high cover is also bomb af |
| Children of Bodom Tokyo Warhearts |
| best live album ever. band of 19 year old bros 4 lyfe suddenly finding themselves so successful as to travel halfway across the world to go crazy n just unleash their raw energetic party on the pacific island masses. keys/guitar duel is great. alexi still has a thick finnish accent lmao |
| Children of Bodom Trashed, Lost & Strungout |
| knuckleduster is pure win, n bed of nails n beautiful are among their best covers, title is a 3.5 |
| Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet? |
| Living Dead Beat 5 such a good song to walk to; Title 4.5 dat introspective poetry; Peace 4 dat roman adage; Punch 3.5 weirdest ballad but ok; In Your Face 55555555 radio edit is *bleeping* hilarious; Next In Line 2.5 one of their shittiest songs; Bastards 4 obnoxiously good; Trashed 4 also obnoxiously good; Fall 3.5 some of the most reeted lyrics alexi's ever spewed but who fuckin cares |
| Children of Bodom Blooddrunk |
| everyone who hates this is a little BTICH hellhounds 4; title 3.5; lobodomy 3.5; One Day 3.5; Smile 4; Tie My Rope 55555555 one of the best tracks they've ever done YOW!; done with everything 4; banned from heaven 4; roadkill 4 |
| Children of Bodom Hellhounds On My Trail |
| title ofc is great, condition meh, bed of nails awesome, live tracks great |
| Children of Bodom Skeleton in the Coffin |
| aces high is one of their best ever covers, n naturally they make war n hypnosis sound so much better than their originals |
| Children of Bodom A Chapter Called COB - The Final Show |
| bodoms last ever show. good variety of tracks amongst their whole discography tho alexi sounds a bit rusty. highlights in angels dont kill, needled 24/7, hate me, and downfall KIITOS JA RIP ALEXI LAIHO |
| Cirith Ungol The Orange Album (demo) |
| cirith is the best |
| Cold Blue Winter |
| trance winter rulz esp golden leaves damn, november rain, colours, and ode to the sun |
| Condor (NOR) Unstoppable Power |
| as promised an atomically destructive slightly charred deathy all out thrash necrophagia hungry aerial divebomb |
| Coroner Mental Vortex |
| coroner recoup their efforts to document their magnum opus, forever ensuring their legacy would never have a cod. intelligent and calculated use of tech rhythms while keeping the thrash frenzy alive, mental vortex sends you to the mortuary and back, highlight in divine step |
| Countess The Gospel of the Horned One |
| simple but trv classic bm |
| Countess Banners of Blood |
| 2021 but this sounds like a fresh 1998 release, blackened cirith ungol with some bathory and plenty of barathrum excellent shit |
| Cova Demo '87 |
| worse prod than their live recording but amongst the best of brazilian dm |
| Cradle of Filth Midian |
| cof's most concrete album since they debuted, saffron's curse is an improved and solidified bathory aria, followed by runners in death magick and amor, typified by ghost, ending justifiably with veil from grace and tortured soul |
| Cradle of Filth Nymphetamine |
| cradles 2nd best album featuring gilded cunt, title tracks, coffin fodder, secret, swansong, and mother of abominations. its definitely too long and a lot of passages are pure filler but the good outweighs the bad |
| Cradle of Filth Vempire, Dark Faerytales in Phallustein |
| a great ep/album despite it only existing as a deal to get out of a shoddy contract, highlight in queen of winter |
| Cradle of Filth Lovecraft & Witch Hearts |
| one of the best album arts ever, featuring a ton of their best bangers at this point with a slight remix here and there, and a handful of cool covers |
| Crimson Moonlight Veil of Remembrance |
| harnessing the power of blood doth this blackened death/death/black/melodic death/melodic black sacrifice wash over thee |
| Crimson Moonlight Eternal Emperor |
| crimson lunar rays of imperial might |
| Cruachan The Morrigan's Call |
| beauty and beast deafolk metal with symph elements highlights shelob, brown bull, and cuchulainn |
| Cruachan Pagan |
| mildly riffed folkantations highlight viking slayer |
| Cruachan Tuatha Na Gael |
| raw gremlin flute metal festival highlight tain bo cuailgne |
| Cryptic Wintermoon The Age of Cataclysm |
| apocryphal dark hymns |
| Crystal Abyss First Born Snow |
| well done russian blasymph |
| Crystal Abyss Visions of the Past |
| a couple pure win raw black symphos |
| Crystal Abyss Word of the Darkest Ages |
| a polished russian compendium of cradle, dimmy, and empy highlight in first born snow |
| Crystal Abyss Sageness Fallen |
| a trv version of cof |
| Curta'n Wall Curta'n Wall |
| a more bm abysmal specter |
| Curta'n Wall Stuck in the Thorns At The Base Of The Castle |
| medieval gremlin bm |
| Curta'n Wall Yr Gwyddbwyll |
| more folk oriented than any of his earlier releases with mostly clean basso vox and a lot of lovely lady by guest elvya dulcimer, curta'n's abysmal specter presents another frolicky no frills all kills album highlight the last wizzard |
| Dalriada Kikelet |
| dalriada amp it up with every track a folk metal banger highlight in bucsuzo |
| Dalriada Jégbontó |
| a much more intense effort than debut with the metal brought to the forefront without sacrificing any folk nationality |
| Danger Cross The Art in Pain |
| danger cross invoke trv dm in hellas highlight title |
| Dark Forest (CAN) Aurora Borealis |
| amalgamate pagokingsympholk black metal without the magic of demo except the more properly epic pagoviking northstar and perhaps journey to ever-eternal skies |
| Dark Forest (CAN) Demo 2005 |
| rare canadian pagoviking highlight under the northern fullmoon |
| Dark Funeral Vobiscum Satanas |
| et nobiscum satanas est |
| Dark Mirror ov Tragedy The Lunatic Chapters of Heavenly Creatures |
| overloaded extra symphy korean blasymph highlights in burning mirror and luminos dullness |
| Dark Moor The Gates of Oblivion |
| amazing neoclassical powered metal, at least at the beginning, then depreciates from midway onward, still heart of stone, new world, and starsmaker elbereth ignite imagination |
| Darkness of Blood A Dream of Vampires in Astral Dementia |
| sexy vampire metal highlight title |
| Darkthrone Cromlech |
| if only this had served as a cromlech, keeping the band steady in a great monument of dm's might. alas, they abandoned their heritage to mock the trv north |
| Dawn Slaughtersun (Crown of the Triarchy) |
| knell and falcula are soul piercing affairs, while the rest keep up the momentum though unfortunately never surpassing it again |
| Dawn Demo 1 |
| pure win os deathy doomy mdm with fukkin mighty vox |
| Dead Infection Surgical Disembowlment |
| bellowy dm based polish goregrind n it rulz |
| Death Leprosy |
| the last trv death. solid classic osdm |
| Death Fate: Best of Death |
| while its not quite the 'best' of death as that would consist of sbg, leprosy, and their ahrder demos, this is a fair enough compilation featuring a good selection of everything available at this point |
| Death Non Analog - On Stage Series - Tijuana |
| an excellent deathshow despite the lesser sh tracks highlight infernal death |
| Death Non:Analog - On:Stage Series - 1990, 1991 Unknown |
| wherever these are (he says michigan at the beginning of flat emotions...?) theyre par course death live, everyone wants pull the plug lmao so he goes on to make it the closer of every show later pull the plug, maaaaaannn!! PULL THE PLUG!! PUUUULLL THE PLUUUUGGG!!!! at the end is *sudden cutoff as its going ahrd* a denial of life alright |
| Death Non:Analog - On:Stage Series - New Rochelle |
| I want you to kick my ass! I WANT YOU TO KICK MY ASS!! Listen, we enjoy people thrashing wherever you are all the fuckin' rage, but please be careful! At least my microphone 'cause I cherish my fuckin' teeth! MUUUUUTILAAAAATIIOOOONN!! Mutilation! Who the fuck are you comin' out here?! We appreciate you all comin' out tonight! We're in a fuckin' shitshow...and you people make up for it! We'd like mooooooreee!! YOU WANT MOOOOOOORRREEE?!!?!? YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! YOU FUCKERS WANNA HEAR MORE?! LET'S HEAR YOU!!! YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! WHO WANTS MORE DEATH, LET'S HEAR YOU!!!!!!! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! GUUHROOOOHHHAAAAAAGGHHOOOOAAAAGGHH!! Do you wanna hear [Led Zeppelin] or you wanna hear death metal?! rough recording but nevertheless ahrd show, everyone obsessed with mutilation lmao, lots of girls here ( ? ?? ?) |
| Death Rigor Mortis |
| kam n chuck goin ahrd on a newly resurrected track |
| Death Rehearsal tape #8 |
| we got a bass and kam is just drums all chuck vox I BROKE A FUCKIN STICK! GET A NEW ONE |
| Death Rehearsal tape #12 |
| as discussed in the inter track dialogue a pretty good sound on this reh with just chuck and the ericks |
| Death Scream Bloody Gore Aborted Sessions |
| cool voxless crystal prodded classic death tracks showcasing sbg's development |
| Death Leprosy Demos Rehearsal Dec 5th, 1987 |
| a one man band mighty demo |
| Death Rehearsal 28 May 1986 |
| kickass reh |
| Death Rehearsal Sept 23rd, 1987 |
| early ahrd leprous infection with ghost whisperings and hauntings |
| Death Live at the Dirt Club, Bloomfield, N.J. |
| How you people doin' tonight? I thought it's a metal crowd, that's pretty lame, how you people doin'?! Alright that's a little better. You guys Deathheads? Ya got Deathhats! EVIL FUCKING DEATH!!!! Lmao booooorrrrriiiiiiiing! booooorrrrriiiiiinnggg!! This place is too quiet! Come on, let's hear you!! Death! Death! Death! Death! Death! Death! Death! Death! Mooooooooooorrrreeeee!!!! |
| Death Angel The Ultra-Violence |
| few are as invigorated by the thrash god as the DEATH ANGEL |
| Death Strike Fuckin' Death & Fuckin' Live |
| tracks from the demo sound gnarlier n deathier, new songs use doomy passages amongst the punky dm lite and feel rather incongruent fuckin' win FUCKIN METAL! Auh, good evening, uh...tonight we're, uh, Death Strike, I guess. Yesterday we were Master but ok, right on, rock n' roll... |
| Death Strike Fuckin' Live |
| FUCKIN METAL! Auh, good evening, uh...tonight we're, uh, Death Strike, I guess. Yesterday we were Master but ok, right on, rock n' roll... |
| Death Strike Fuckin' Death Demo |
| amazing prod in 1985 trv veined punky dm |
| Death Strike Fuckin' Death Rehearsal |
| fuckin' win |
| Decapitated Winds of Creation |
| premier polish death metal |
| Decapitated Cemeteral Gardens |
| simple and basic with a light guitar tone and dad's old drumset, yet pure win and trv dm with trite but atmospheric keys, impressively crafted by 4 teenagers as young as 12 |
| December Moon Source of Origin |
| a 3 act blasymphony with a phase each of full moon grand blasymph, waning dungeon synth, and eclipse tribute to dimmu borgir |
| Defiance (USA-CA) Void Terra Firma |
| defiant terrific firm thrash and a sick maiden cover |
| Deicide Scars of the Crucifix |
| relentless unstoppable full divinity slaying death metal |
| Deicide Till Death Do Us Part |
| a deicidal to the death bludgeoning |
| Deicide Amon: Feasting the Beast |
| before the godslayers killed their first divinity they gained power through satanic sacrifice DIE!!!! BLASPHEREREION!!! LET THE BEAST DEVOUR ALLLLLLL |
| Demigod Slumber of Sullen Eyes |
| goddamn powerful finnish pride death metal |
| Demolition (USA-CA) Epochal Upheaval Previously Unreleased Tracks |
| shit their new tracks have a blackened edge, the best theyve ever done |
| Demolition (USA-CA) The Heralds of Oblivion |
| epic death metal demolishing your denim |
| Demonic Resurrection A Darkness Descends |
| melodious ritual incantations of infernal death's symphony highlight dreams of the dead |
| Der Henker Annihilation in Blasphemy |
| vikings riding with blasymphs highlights title and aa drepe og skrike |
| Der Weg Einer Freiheit Der Weg Einer Freiheit |
| quality modern bm. not much to complain about it's just good |
| Derdian New Era Pt. 1 |
| an amazing neoclassical power metal album successfully soaring like icarus before plummeting on ironically enough where i can fly and landing in the crystal lake, but soaring once again towards the safety of its cage of light |
| Derdian New Era Pt. 3 - The Apocalypse |
| the quality on these first 3 albums has been insane, though the strings are clearly starting to unravel here especially in the latter half of the album, less creative, more generic and non-derdian sounding. still a highly enjoyable neoclass pm album with my own favourites in the spell, battleplan, and dreams |
| Desdemona (ITA) Lady of the Lore |
| excellent italian epic neoclassical pm shakespeare worship |
| Desecration (USA) Psycho |
| gremlin vox'd trv dm with slapping audible bass |
| Desecration (USA) Rehearsal San Francisco 12 09 1986 |
| dm kids goin ahrd, need better vox tho |
| Desecration (USA) Live @ The Stone, San Francisco, CA 6/23/1987 |
| nice dancin guy, uhhh he says its an instrum but starts 'singing'..? ahrd dm w poor vox, appreciative girls in the crowd nonetheless. this next one goes out to sadus, 's for them - they set up this show, they wanted us to play. i'm dehydrating! this is chris from death! he's helping us out. this song, uh, this is a song for the police. we have problems in pino with the cops. we just played a party in mehran - its weird, they showed up there too! you know, i dont know what it is. so, uh, this song goes out to them again tonight. they were messing around with me outside again! this one's called KILL - THEM PIGS!! LMAO giving the mic to the little groupies in front, and randomly falling over lmaooo. ugh imagine losing your hearing to that crap singing. this one is a new one, well, fairly new. its, uh, about nuclear war...no, its not burned at the stake...(they do play burned at the stake) lmao unconvincingly throwing himself to the floor again, when youre a bored untalented singer i guess (this 4 is all riffs btw) WE CANT HEAR NOTHIN UP HERE! WE CANT HEAR NOTHIN, AT ALL! SO, I'M SORRY FOR THE MISTAKES! ITS NOT OUR FAULT! OK, ITS BRANDON'S FAULT! *bitch slap* WATCH OUT, HE'S GONNA CRY NOW! *bitch slaps* *bitch knee* THIS ONE - THIS ONE'S FOR EVERYONE HERE TONIGHT! YOU GUYS'RE ALL GETTIN ALONG WITH NO FIGHTS, THIS ONE'S CALLED COWBOYS IN BONDAGE, ITS FOR ALL OF YOU! WE HARDLY EVER SEE THIS ANY MORE! EVERY TIME WE PLAY A SHOW, THERE'S SOME KINNA FIGHT! THIS IS FOR YOU! NO FIGHTING - WE'RE ALL GETTIN ALONG TOGETHER! THAT'S WHAT THIS IS! wow he goin wild nao YEEHAW!! |
| Destroyer 666 Unchain The Wolves |
| a unique melodic thrashy take on 90s bm |
| Destroyer 666 Wildfire |
| the 666 stands for trv metal, trv thrash, trv black |
| Destruction Sentence Of Death |
| destruction unleash a rocky thrash pummelling that indeed destroys the baby rhythm machine that is metallica |
| Destruction Bestial Invasion Of Hell |
| destruction used to BESTIALLY DEVESTATE HELL!!!!!!! |
| Destruction Diabolical |
| holy damn balls was not expecting such a tight m/ thrash album 40 years into their career cut your zombie hand off and m/ with him |
| Desultory Bitterness |
| powerlifting death n roll prime friendly rivals with DCLXVI |
| Devastacion ...Qué Lo Parió! |
| trvly devastating unknown osdm from argentina |
| Devastation Signs of Life |
| wild hazardous thrash to simultaneously deprive and invigorate all your vital functions highlights in title and retribution |
| Diabolical Fullmoon Unholy Pagan War - Promo Rehearsal |
| synthbeast bm with all of the old school elements |
| Dimmu Bongir Hvis pipen tar oss |
| the mystical bong gets it ON |
| Dimmu Borgir Stormblåst |
| dimmy build on the ideas of tid to make a mighty storm blast of riffs, keys, n synths. the prod is still light, but this time it goes with the music and adds atmosphere rather than being a matter of technicality |
| Dimmu Borgir Spiritual Black Dimensions |
| a weakened version of enthrone, adding a lighter tone, more flippant keys, and random clean vox a la cradle. still a solid album with peak moments on every track save arcane lifeforce |
| Dimmu Borgir Godless Savage Garden |
| GET ME IN HER GARDEN |
| Dimmu Borgir Tusen Vinters... |
| slow piercing dsbm from an unrecognizable dimmu borgir |
| Discharge Live at the Lyceum; 24th May 1981 |
| the single most unadulterated pvrest trvest PUNK |
| diSEMBOWELMENT diSEMBOWELMENT |
| darkest doomiest death causing the first of many funerals ghosts gather round as the dead is laid to rest deafest doom attack death dirge depth doom |
| diSEMBOWELMENT Transcendence into the Peripheral |
| darkest doomiest death causing the first of many funerals |
| diSEMBOWELMENT Dusk |
| ghosts gather round as the dead is laid to rest |
| diSEMBOWELMENT Mourning September (Demo) |
| death dirge depth doom |
| diSEMBOWELMENT Deep Sensory Procession into Aural Fate |
| funerary processions performed |
| Dismember Like An Ever Flowing Stream |
| an everflowing stream...of RIFFS |
| Dismember Reborn In Blasphemy |
| behold the birth of melodeath along with its brother enfeebled earth! solid deathy melodic death metal with above demo quality |
| Dismember Rehearsal Demo '89 |
| pure win dismember production isnt even bad |
| Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane |
| a meloblack classic that trades sheer intensity for crystal riffs and light atmosphere |
| Dissection Where Dead Angels Lie |
| headlining one of dissection's most iconic tracks, this ep and its covers rule, love the trv screams of terror on both versions of title |
| Dissection Live and Plugged |
| REAPER COMING ON HIS MERRY WAY TO GET YOU |
| Dragon Horda Goga |
| trv polish deathrash dobro! |
| Dragon Guardian Dragonvarius |
| anime metal successfully slaying my seals |
| DragonForce Inhuman Rampage |
| ON A COLD WINTER MORNING, IN THE TIME BEFORE THE LIGHT IN FLAMES OF DEATH'S ETERNAL REIGN, WE RIDE TOWARDS THE FIGHT WHEN THE DARKNESS HAS FALLEN DOWN, AND THE TIMES ARE TOUGH ALL RIGHT THE SOUND OF EVIL LAUGHTER FALLS AROUND THE WORLD TONIGHT FIGHTING HARD, FIGHTING ON FOR THE STEEL, THROUGH THE WASTELANDS EVERMORE THE SCATTERED SOULS WILL FEEL THE HELL, BODIES WASTED ON THE SHORES ON THE BLACKEST PLAINS IN HELL'S DOMAIN, WE WATCH THEM AS THEY GO IN FIRE AND PAIN, NOW ONCE AGAIN, WE KNOW SO NOW WE FLY EVER FREE WE'RE FREE BEFORE THE THUNDERSTORM ON TOWARDS THE WILDERNESS, OUR QUEST CARRIES ON FAR BEYOND THE SUNDOWN, FAR BEYOND THE MOONLIGHT DEEP INSIDE OUR HEARTS AND ALL OUR SOULS SO FAR AWAY, WE WAIT FOR THE DAY FOR THE LIVES ALL SO WASTED AND GONE WE FEEL THE PAIN OF A LIFETIME LOST IN A THOUSAND DAYS THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES, WE CARRY ON AS THE RED DAY IS DAWNING AND THE LIGHTNING CRACKS THE SKY THEY'LL RAISE THEIR HANDS TO THE HEAVENS ABOVE WITH RESENTMENT IN THEIR EYES RUNNING BACK THROUGH THE MID-MORNING LIGHT THERE'S A BURNING IN MY HEART WE'RE BANISHED FROM A TIME IN A FALLEN LAND TO A LIFE BEYOND THE STARS IN YOUR DARKEST DREAMS SEE TO BELIEVE OUR DESTINY THIS TIME AND ENDLESSLY WE'LL ALL BE FREE TONIGHT AND ON THE WINGS OF A DREAM, SO FAR BEYOND REALITY ALL ALONE IN DESPERATION, NOW THE TIME HAS GONE LOST INSIDE, YOU'LL NEVER FIND, LOST WITHIN MY OWN MIND DAY AFTER DAY THIS MISERY MUST GO ON SO FAR AWAY, WE WAIT FOR THE DAY FOR THE LIVES ALL SO WASTED AND GONE WE FEEL THE PAIN OF A LIFETIME LOST IN A THOUSAND DAYS THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES, WE CARRY ON |
| Dragonlord Rapture |
| a more mature and streamlined cof, RAWR goes the dragonlord! |
| Draugenatt Blod Og ætt |
| trv blakking metal |
| Draugul Winterspell |
| epic blafolkmedeavy mix and a dumgum highlight fjallstorm |
| drive your plow over the bones of the dead Tragedy as Catharsis |
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHpenisAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! |
| Dwarrowdelf Maedhros |
| a magical there and back again masterpiece |
| Dweorgesblod ...of What They Sing |
| wicked pagan metal demo highlight heart of the dragon |
| Тысячелистник Demo |
| mystical dark elf forest enchantments |
| Ebony Tears Tortura Insomniae |
| svelte amalgamate melodeath that rules with some of the dumbest song titles ever |
| Edenbridge Shine |
| another solid album, only a few tracks that dont bang as ahrd as the rest. move along and wild chase are mightiest among the mighty |
| Edenbridge Arcana |
| full of subtle but heavy prettinesses. a lot of air supply, a few tracks seem directly inspired by a part of your world, highlights in starlight reverie, palace, color my sky, whisper of the ages, suspiria, and winter winds |
| Edenbridge Sunrise In Eden (Gandalf Mix) |
| a weaker mix emphasizing sabine's vocals. still very beautiful, but the final release is more impactful |
| Edge of Sanity The Spectral Sorrows |
| mighty and masterful melodic swedeath smacking poseurs to the wayside |
| Edguy Theater Of Salvation |
| pretty excellent neoclapow highlights babylon and wake up the king |
| Einherjer Leve Vikinganden |
| what the actual balls happened between this pvre win blackking and dragons of the north |
| Eluveitie Spirit |
| always forget how good this album is. raw, a little bmy, starts good and continually crescendos into better and better tracks, this is mdm style folk at its best |
| Eluveitie Slania |
| trv fun folk tunes even if the same melody is used as a base for half the tracks m/ |
| Elysion Silent Scream |
| dont even care, this band hits the gothic niche precisely. a metal evanescence, they combine simple rock-metal song structures with an unapologetically adolescent melancholy, and it hits the spot, just right there |
| Embers of Life Dark Conspiracy |
| tartaros gothic blasymphony |
| Emerald Night King of Elves |
| demented beast and royal lady vox russian fairy tale metal highlights korol' ol'khi and nochnaya simphoniya |
| Emperor Reverence |
| loss & curse is a masterpiece from the upcoming welkin, longing spirit is an old reworked awkwardity, and opus a satan is an imperial burzum |
| Emyn Muil Elenion Ancalima |
| when the off brand is pretty on brand highlights the lay of numenore and far umbar |
| Encorion Facing History and Ourselves |
| jiggy raucous trollking ceremony highlight raging storms |
| Ensiferum Ensiferum |
| the king and progenitor of melodic death folk metal m/ |
| Enslaved Frost |
| darkest vikings scourging the frost battered lands of thule highlights in jotunblod and the mighty wotan |
| Enslaved Eld |
| a joyous blackking ceremony in celebration of wind in sails and victory in battle hosted by a great burning bush ov FIIIIIIIIRRRREEEEE!!!!! |
| Enslaved Blodhemn |
| a much more direct bm attack by the enslaved which while great makes it far less iconic their initial voyages, nevertheless blood revenge avenged |
| Enslaved Vikingligr Veldi |
| viking voyage length dark and trv pvre kvlt |
| Enslaved Hordanes Land |
| great ep, if only they'd stayed enslaved in the hordanes |
| Entombed Left Hand Path |
| swedeath metal classic galore |
| Entombed DCLXVI: To Ride Shoot Straight and Speak the Truth |
| awesome death'd rockin riffs unlike anyone has ever metal'd, title, lights out, and esp wreckage wreck me ahrd |
| Entombed Crawl |
| an excellent transitional dm ep done only the way the entombed do |
| Entombed Stranger Aeons |
| crunchy dm session |
| Entombed But Life Goes On |
| 'tombed's amazing initial dm demo |
| Epica The Classical Conspiracy |
| pretty good renditions of some of the most well known classical/score pieces save imperial march bc that sucks ass no matter the context, quietus, phantom agony, sancta terra, and consign to oblivion on the album side are such win omg dude |
| Epidemic (Metal) Decameron |
| sadussy pvre win deathrash lettttssss goooooo m/ |
| Equilibrium Demo 2003 |
| the beginnings of a greatest folk experiment scaling the walls of time |
| Erlosung Christmas Ist Krieg |
| by far the most beautiful, artistic, and trv christmas spirit represented on an album i have ever witnessed and i am not being ironic in the slightest |
| Eructation Last Recording Session 1995 |
| great crystal melodeath why didnt they continue |
| Eternal Autumn The Storm |
| undeniably solid melodeath for the enlightened |
| Eternal Autumn From the Eastern Forest |
| excellent raging melodeath with symphy elements highlight in the epic eternity of vengeance pt 2 |
| Eternal Conspiracy Dark Perversities at Funeral Grounds |
| cradle of filth with BALLS highlight the platitude of bestial slavery |
| Eternal Dirge Morbus Ascendit |
| total kickass moderately prog'd german death metal with accentuating keys at first, then they go overboard and forget the dm, before picking it back up again with sinusitis maxillaris and finishing trv with evolved mutations additional highlights out of the eons and the crawling chaos |
| Eternal Dream The Fall of Salanthine |
| excellently crafted and performed lady symph |
| Eternal Oath Through The Eyes Of Hatred |
| romantic yet mighty melodeath |
| Eucharist I Am the Void |
| what a left field album, 25 years later and going almost full on modern bm. infinitely better than the crap they dished out in the 90s, a couple tracks subtly hearken to their roots (as does the title perhaps), while the tt makes use of some tasteful prog |
| Eucharist Shadows |
| pure win blackened melodeath track |
| Evoking Winds Conjunction of Spheres |
| evoking winds folk it up again highlight in aftermath |
| Evoking Winds Silent Dawn |
| black metal accordian amorphis rulz highlight in her clock ( ? ?? ?) |
| Evoking Winds Towards Homestead |
| black metal amorphis is win, carol of the bells cover is lolz |
| Evol (ITA) Dreamquest |
| gothic dream dark dungeon symphonic metal |
| Excruciating Pain Thou Shall Choose |
| fkn gnarly unknown dm dude |
| Exodus Bonded by Blood |
| classic headsmashin thrash |
| Falkenbach Heralding - The Fireblade |
| another viking masterpiece by the folk's bach |
| Falkenbach Ok Nefna Tysvar Ty |
| falkenbach releases another viking folk banger, especial emphasis on the folk this time |
| Falkenbach ...Magni Blandinn Ok Megintiri... |
| SET SAIL THE DRAGONS WE'RE GOIN RAIDIN BOYS |
| Falkenbach ...En Their Medh Riki Fara... |
| cavalry of soaring synthorse folk meloblack and a circumferential sailing pagking |
| Falkenbach Tiurida |
| folk's bach never misses |
| Falkenbach Asa |
| still vikening ahrd |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 8 |
| together we ride is epic as hell, and a lot of work was put into making every other track trvly METAL as well |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers: Undertale |
| megalovania, asgore, battle trv hero, and hopes and dreams are beautiful, with everything else granted a huge step up |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 16 |
| excellent overall covers with nothing to lose a trv masterpiece, and temple, accelerated world, legend eagle, battle gym leader, and isaacs theme going ahrd |
| FalKKonE One-Winged Angel |
| some great metallized ff themes |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers: Metal 'Em All |
| heard better guzma but its ok, alola elite four is p good, best cynthia ive ever heard, prob the best lavender town too he turns it into a real song, battle theme from oras goes ahrd, deoxys is great, lusamines are prob best ive heard, resh/zekrom is always epic, and his solgaleo/lunala is ahrd as fuck |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers: NES Edition |
| a good variety on this one, castlevania covers are all amazing, esp vampire killer and bloody tears omg, ff covers are great esp battle 2, contras are great, battletoads too, ninja gaidens, mario worlds are annoying but metal, naturally zelda tracks are great, dr wily stage 1 is pure win but edit out the slow version at the end, and the moon apparently from duck tales is win as well |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 11 |
| this one is touhou mania; a game i know nothing about and yet seems musical enough, alice of meiji especially; losloslos and lost game are rare excellent vocal tracks, pokemon trio rulz |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 9 |
| megaman is fking lit, ff tracks again rule battle 2 is fking lovely, pokemon always rulz GO TRUMPET SYNTH, original track is alright, ninja gaiden track is great, masked dedede is quite awesome, hero acadamia track is good again, orig chicken attack is pretty great as well |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 3 |
| sans bb, tsuna awakens sounds great, best version of the can can ever, undertale finale is great, might n magic theme very pretty, my hero acadamia song very nice tho i know nothing about it, sarias song with blastbeats just hits different, bloodborne tracks rule |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 7 |
| unfamiliar with nier but these tracks are excellent, empty tome rulz, ff always great, thomas why but yes, touhou tracks tight, lol goosebumps, league of legends sucks and so does this vocal track but the rest stand too strong to deter it much |
| Feigd Warrior's Path |
| epic black metallic adventures |
| Fellowship Fellowship |
| unifying power |
| Fellwinter In Night's Eternal Grasp |
| refurbished 90s black metal revival and it is glorious |
| Feskarn Raise Your Swords |
| vigorous troll metal supremacy |
| Finntroll Midnattens Widunder |
| the original best n trvest mighty phallus TRRRROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLSSSSSSS too bad its so short |
| Finntroll Blodsvept |
| finntroll lay out a masterful album. still ironically title track is the only one i like listening to |
| Finntroll Blodsvept (EP) |
| great ep leading into the legendary blodsvept album |
| Forlorn (NOR) The Crystal Palace |
| meloviking sails aerefull ferd and baerer av nordstjernen rule |
| Fornhem Stämman Från Berget |
| wintry bm with some obtuse bathory worship |
| Forsth Winterfrost |
| frosty gremlin dance bm with some maiden vox |
| Fortaleza La Fortaleza de la Soledad |
| beautiful spanish crystal violin led radiant symph del mexico |
| Fortress of Mystery La Rose de Fer |
| absolutely haunting; on fascination the synthesized vocals add a spiritual yet nervingly uncanny effect in their artificiality, along with the plodding beat and french accordian sound creates its own kind of horror genre; la nuit des traquees does much the same with flute conjuring a kind of disjointed jazz recording, then title track confirms it with the saxxiest synth imaginable, the interluding rapid harp riffles appearing like a great mystery amongst the already concurrent hauntings before yielding to a creepy semi-organic choir; levres presents no new phantoms yet serves as a veritable conclusion as the heavy oak doors shut themselves |
| Franz Schubert Fantasia in F minor, D. 940 |
| schubert roams across a multitude of landscapes in this 4 movement piece meant to be played with your lady ( ? ?? ?) |
| Frederic Chopin Ballade No. 1, Op. 23 |
| a slow build with intermingling frenzies leading to a domineering and irresistible richness |
| Frederic Chopin Polonaises, Op. 26 |
| fairly excellent with a lot of tempo changes and emotional landscapes |
| Frederic Chopin Polonaises Op. 40 |
| no 1 is pure delight, no 2 is rather stark |
| Frederic Chopin Ballade No.2, Op.38 |
| keys of morning mist awaiting the inevitable tempest flurries |
| Frederic Chopin Ballade No.3, Op.47 |
| an intertwining dance of subtle and conspicuous beauties |
| Frederic Chopin Waltzes, Op. 64 |
| no 1 is pure riffage win, no 2 is subtler but classy, no 3 not the best closer but rounds it out all the same |
| Frozen Crown War Hearts |
| undeniably solid lady powered metal despite the gauche cover art, their best release yet they've been grinding highlight in night of the wolf |
| Fugatta Mystic Kingdom |
| mystical regal power as promised |
| Funeral Oath Kun Kirves Ristin Veisti |
| lofi blackking metal from the finns uulan tarina and title rule the shores!! |
| Gallowbraid Ashen Eidolon |
| a seamless blend of bm n folk everything agalloch wishes it was highlight in title |
| Galneryus Alsatia / Cause Disarray |
| awesome galnery ep |
| Galneryus Under the Force of Courage |
| excellent anime metal overall, tho the random haphazard proggy bits slow it down and the latter half of the album doesnt quite clinch despite quality, raise my sword and voice of grievous cry are the trv winners on this bum |
| Galneryus Rebel Flag |
| title is one of their best songs, the keys dude. requiem is a decent intermission and then final resolution for overall epicity |
| Galneryus Future Never Dies |
| galner is the best |
| Galneryus The Stars Will Light the Way |
| high quality galny and best album since force of courage and thus second overall, sho pushing 60 sounds ever youthful, highlights in the reason we fight and esp i believe |
| Gargoyle (US-NJ) Violence Is Golden |
| rock monster smashing your brain THRASH by some young fellas who knew what was UP |
| Gargoyle (US-NJ) Unleashed |
| little punky sadussy rock creature |
| Gauntlet Ring Phantoms of Dark Symmetry |
| is that the battle for narnia on the cover wtf |
| Gehenna First Spell |
| consider me charmed, synth driven atmospheric bms with tight 90s prod highlight in shivering ghost |
| Gehenna Seen Through the Veils of Darkness |
| before dimmy was born his older twin brother henna, and together they saw through the veils of darkness for all time, with highlights in shairak, title, and mystical play ( ? ?? ?) |
| Gehenna Malice |
| a masterful blackened symphony |
| Gehenna Rehearsal '94 |
| voxless mystical gehennas of varying quality |
| Genocide (USA-MI) Toxic Metal |
| pure trv thrash by young masters |
| Genocide (USA-MI) Violent Death |
| blazin d beat deathrash demo |
| Genocide (USA-MI) The Stench of Burning Death |
| lowest fi punky pure win trv DEATH METAL with punky dm wins goin AAAAAHRRRDDDDD n blazin d beat deathrash while pure trv thrash by young masters |
| Genocide (USA-MI) Stench of Burning Death Outtakes |
| punky dm wins goin AAAAAHRRRDDDDD |
| Ghost Bath Moonlover |
| ghost bathers do it better cry moar. death n maiden is just as good if not better than golden number, n happyhouse n silv flower p 2 are runnerups. bonus ascension is a banger too |
| Ghost Bath Starmourner |
| epic melodic blackgaze across the starry sky highlight in seraphic |
| Glenn Gould Bach: Goldberg Variations |
| excellent performance |
| Gloomy Grim Blood, Monsters, Darkness |
| gloomy grim is right, great magical grooves and ancient dance |
| Goatrocity Atrocity of God |
| GOATACULAR |
| Godkiller The Rebirth of the Middle Ages |
| as eponymously implied a medieval folk bm composition worthy of threatening deities |
| Gorement The Ending Quest |
| the quest of ultimate melodic deathdoom ends upon retrieval of this album |
| Gorement Into Shadows |
| a great melodic osdm ep |
| Gorgoroth Black Mass Krakow 2004 |
| awesome wicked show ahrder than their records kvitrafn having fun leipzig tracks rule too |
| Graf Spee Mother Fucker |
| a wild death/thrash/heavy conglomeration only the graf spee could muster |
| Grausamkeit Pink Green 666 |
| majestic and trv |
| Grausamkeit Pink Green 666 (Remaster) |
| kratze still sounds more powerful on the original horrid production and all, but weltentod sounds much better |
| Grausamkeit Within the Abyss |
| refined bm demo tracks followed by pretty piano |
| Grausamkeit Black Thorns of Evil |
| pretty intro followed by quiet but vicious bm highlight in infernal goatthrone |
| Grausamkeit Endless Misanthropy |
| ruhig grausamkeit |
| Grausamkeit Dreams from the Old Northern Forest |
| grau's most well composed piece yet, plenty of key integration jesu aske is beautiful |
| Grausamkeit Christ Paganism |
| his most majestic intro yet followed by another demo of barely audible and quiet but still winsome bm |
| Graveland Memory and Destiny |
| graveland takes us across time to the ancient pagan polish vastlands, mighty warriors marching and knowing full well their final destination highlights fate of warrior and runes of rise |
| Graveland Fire Chariot of Destruction |
| graveland resurrects with excellent epic pagan marches and sails highlights war wolf, river of tears, and titler |
| Graveland Carpathian Wolves |
| a glorious debut |
| Graveland Thousand Swords |
| roving medieval bm with gremlin vox highlights in dark battlefield and time of revenge |
| Graveland In the Glare of Burning Churches |
| synfernal bm forged in the land of grave the hammer strikes trv |
| Graveland Drunemeton |
| trvly dark metal with industrial sounding drum machine percussion and excellent synthambient effects highlight the forest numeton |
| Graveland Immortal Pride |
| graveland unveil their first mega epics and they devoutly heed the pagan soul |
| Graveland Wotan Wit Mir |
| rainbow bridge makes this ep, such an amazing epic track |
| Graveland Blood of Heroes |
| epic polish adventures |
| Graveland Spears Of Heaven |
| the cartoon album covers tho lmao anyway immersive chariots blitz across the plains to defend the homeland epic folk bm highlights in flame of doom and dog growls |
| Graveland Thunderbolts of the Gods |
| amazing production especially on the synths epic folk bm highlights possessed, title, and chamber |
| Graveland 1050 Years of Pagan Cult |
| rerecordings of some of gravelands earliest works and some damn good epic black metal m/ |
| Graveland Hour of Ragnarok |
| graveland returns in the 2020s with a full lineup to deliver this epic blafolk masterpiece |
| Graveland Prawo Stali |
| polish edition of creed of iron duzo lepszy, excellent atmospheric synths and medieval journey |
| Graveland Raiders of Revenge (Eng) |
| empiric pagan dominance |
| Graveworm When Daylights Gone |
| excellent raw black symph, vox are amateurish but also perfect, great sense of flow and atmosphere even in slow tracks like far away, amazing key placement, love the whole album highlights awake and sky turns black |
| Graveworm Engraved In Black |
| better production is both a good and bad thing, the trv times starting to get left behind, a bit too crisp. the songwriting also isnt as good, with several tracks requiring edits or just skipped completely, unlike previous albums. still, it is a win graveworm |
| Graveworm Underneath The Crescent Moon |
| pitch moonlight performance highlight awaiting the shining |
| Graveworm Demo '97 |
| nascent blasymphony composers drawing you in with a beautiful warrioress before slaying you with the tunes she represents |
| Graveworm Eternal Winds |
| excellent compositions |
| Graveworm When Daylight's Gone Underneath the Crescent Moon |
| excellent raw black symph, vox are amateurish but also perfect, great sense of flow and atmosphere even in slow tracks like far away, amazing key placement, love the whole album highlights awake and sky turns black pitch moonlight performance highlight awaiting the shining |
| Gutted (USA) Bleed for Us to Live |
| family beatdown deathdooooooom |
| Gwydion Ynys Mön |
| raucous deafolk metal |
| Gwydion Horn Triskelion |
| conquerous folktal warriors |
| Hamarsheimt Auf in die Schlacht |
| galloping dark marthyslent melodeath |
| Hate Daemon Qui Fecit Terram |
| deicidey pvre win rough forged dm |
| Hedninger Ragnarok |
| impressively powerful vikingy melobleath |
| Heidevolk Walhalla Wacht |
| top tier blackened underbelly folk metal |
| Heidevolk Wodan Heerst |
| sailsworthy folkking jaunts, title is a uniquely rich, vibrant track you cant help but listen to the whole thing, het bier rules, and the normaal cover is AHWOO! AHWOO! AHWOO! |
| Heimfard A New Beginning |
| a short but treasure laden voyage highlight siege of the white city |
| Hekseblad Kaer Morhen |
| emperor dissection witchery in the dusk of a new night |
| Helheim Jormundgand |
| abyssal black metal with hellburning shrieks and occasional vikefolk elements |
| Helheim Blod & Ild |
| cool synthy meloheavy blacktal highlights title and evig |
| Helleruin War Upon Man |
| fun punky meloblack |
| Hellhammer Triumph Of Death |
| pvre badassery rawest hewn trv dark metal |
| Hellhammer Demon Entrails |
| AND A GREAT ICHOROUS ARRAY OF INFERNAL OFFAL IT IS |
| Hellhammer Death Fiend |
| trv primitive black metal bitches m/ |
| Hellhammer Satanic Rites |
| pvre satanic metal for the soul |
| Helloween Walls Of Jericho |
| helloween smash the walls with power metal gained from the guardians, metal invaders, and how many tears |
| Helloween Better Than Raw |
| sexy bikini witch pm raw or cooked i want it all over me |
| Hellwitch Omnipotent Convocation |
| this goes against the usual regrouped classic one hit wonder band grain but omnipotent convocation their sophomore album 19 years later is far superior to syzygial miscreancy, relentless thrash with sojourning but always welcome death metal elements and intelligent momentum sustaining technicality |
| Hellwitch Annihilational Intercention |
| recruiting some more young blood old man pat conjures another album greater than his own youth congregating in the wicked annihilation of epochal to torture chamber that is how you build an album bitches |
| Helms Deep Chasing The Dragon |
| yeah its a gud ablum 4/5 dragon jet packs |
| Hirax The New Age Of Terror |
| shit this smashes why is the best song less than a minute |
| Holy Blood The Patriot |
| a vicious volley of wild cossack folk attack the patriot will make you thirst to live in freedom |
| Holy Blood Україна |
| beast track |
| Holy Blood Voice of Blood |
| evidently fedor going bathory solo was the correct decision. a folk metal masterpiece, the flute accents the riffs, with a great highlight in title track |
| Holy Knights A Gate Through the Past |
| light honed italian neopower by the glory of the HOLY KNIGHTS!!!! highlights sir percival and quest of heroes 2 |
| Holy Moses Finished with the Dogs |
| holy moses at their most vicious |
| Holy Terror Terror and Submission |
| terrific thrash attack highlight guardians |
| Horde Hellig Usvart |
| the trvest of the trv kvvvvvllllltttttt |
| Horna Perimä Vihassa Ja Verikostossa |
| raging boner meloblack |
| Hulder Ascending the Raven Stone |
| a trv demo |
| Hulder Rehearsal 8/13/18 |
| amazing reh the best versions of these tracks plus a pure win cf cover |
| Hulder Godslastering: Hymns of a Forlorn Peasantry |
| cute lady bm and i am simping. vox are often too weak but everything composed nicely and a solid kvlt listen |
| Hulder A Forlorn Peasant's Hymn |
| hulder unleashes both her angel and demon in this lovely track |
| Hulder Purgations of Bodily Corruptions |
| 2 tracks showcasing the best of hulders talents |
| Hyperborean Lore Shores of Hyperborea |
| trv bathory spirit viking sails |
| Hypocrisy Penetralia |
| early 90s hypocrisy man |
| I, Destroyer Cold, Dead Hands |
| undeniably blowout threavy bm prepare to be desTROYED highlight in oracle |
| Illuminandi In Via |
| epic polish christianity, intricately written gothic folk metal worship worthy of jesus |
| Immortal Sons of Northern Darkness |
| trvly the darkest and iciest excursion through the Realm of Blashyrkh ~IN MY KINGDOM COLD, AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS~A DARK WORLD MADE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE |
| Immortal At the Heart of Winter |
| epic artwork that trvly depicts the icy brutality of this venture into the Realm of Blashyrkh. six tales of struggle, war, and demons that verily reach into the Heart of Winter, the Beauty and the Cruelty, the Majesty and the Harshness, the Beast that is Immortal |
| Immortal Souls Under the Northern Sky |
| a lovely raw blizzard of wintry mdm highlights the cleansing and especially the joyous love demise |
| Impaled Nazarene Ugra-Karma |
| a more grindy bm which does make it somewhat lesser but as bm is pretty difficult to fuck up it doesnt matter much |
| Imperanon Until the End |
| 3 tracks of the enlightened darkness that is finnish melodeath |
| Imperator Eternal Might |
| vicious fucking death metal with bm ferocity extended tracks are pure win as well |
| Imperator Endless Sacrifice |
| excellent if a bit scattered earliest polish dm |
| Imperator Unholy Bible of Polish Death Metal Vol. 1 |
| vicious fucking death metal with bm ferocity extended tracks are pure win as well excellent if a bit scattered earliest polish dm theyre goin ahrd but live quality is rough, celtic frost cover is win |
| Imperator Deathlive |
| fucking unhinged practically bm early polish death metal |
| In the Woods... Isle Of Men |
| if nothing else when in the woods first heard black metal they concluded 'im going to blow this shit up and rebuild it my way' |
| Incantation Mortal Throne of Nazarene |
| excellent trv osdm with just the right amount of doom |
| Incantation Upon the Throne of Apocalypse |
| just as win as mortal throne m/ |
| Incantation Vanquish in Vengeance |
| excellent n trv deathdoom, invoked, progeny, hellions n hollow sounds do me dirty |
| Incubus (USA-LA) Serpent Temptation |
| rerec'd christian deathrash axe kicking serpents for your sins |
| Incubus (USA-LA) Serpent Temptation |
| christians hammering out the most piercing of deathrash in 88 |
| Infernal Tenebra Beneath the Twilight |
| top tier raw meloblack symphonies |
| Infernum ..Taur-Nu-Fuin.. |
| excellent classic bm with perfectly accentual keys |
| Infester To the Depths... In Degradation |
| darkest depths death doom |
| Insanity Chronicles Of The Cursed |
| an INSAAAAAAAAAANE deathrash album frankenstein'd demos and they still rul FUCKIN' RUUUUUUUULLLLLZZZZZZZ M/ M/ M/ out of the gate intense insane deathrash violence blood for blood destroys and attack of archangels / fire death fate pulverizes worlds ix disc ii 4-10 rough recording still rulz insane deathrash blashing ix disc ii 19-21 |
| Insanity Death After Death |
| an INSAAAAAAAAAANE deathrash album |
| Insanity From the Grave |
| out of the gate intense insane deathrash violence highlight attack of archangels / fire death fate ix3 pretty insane rerec frankenstein'd demos and they still rul |
| Insanity Morbid Home Video |
| 4 5 7 8 9 10 19 20 21 22 what can be found of this is deathrash MANIAAAAA sacrefixion video is lolz |
| Insanity Rehearsal Demo 1989 |
| classic 80s rippage and I know, dude, I fucked up |
| Insanity Demo |
| insane deathrash blashing |
| Insanity Death After Death 2000 |
| ix3 pretty insane rerec |
| Insanity Misc Demos 2005 |
| frankenstein'd demos and they still rul |
| Insanity Live in Berkeley 1985 |
| wicked 85 show featuring pure deathrash insanity |
| Insanity Live at Ruthie's Inn May 30th 1986 |
| rough recording still rulz |
| Insomnium In the Halls of Awaiting |
| an exemplary solid mdm debut by a band trvly understanding their art form |
| Insomnium Above the Weeping World |
| first couple songs are generic af but it picks up and holds on, heart to grave is damn solid. not as good as debut tho |
| Intestine Baalism An Anatomy of the Beast |
| solid osdm with random but welcome melodies n shrieks |
| Irminsul Irminsul |
| troll jubilations and a solemn maiden highlights vigridslatt and vakaren |
| Irminsul Fäder |
| jaunty trolly melobleath with great cleans |
| Iron Maiden The Number Of The Beast |
| maiden's magnum opus featuring title track, run to the hills, and the legendary hallowed be thy name |
| Jean-Paul-Egide Martini Plaisir D'Amour |
| a grand song prevailing the joy and sorrow of love |
| Johann Pachelbel Hexachordum Apollinis |
| not pabel's best, still they suggest indeed what apollo might have first played if he had invented keys instead of the lyre and flute, getting gradually better and more masterful within his first hour of play, as the arias arrange themselves from the more timid to the confident, iv and v proudly expounding themselves in their second halves, while the finale in vi goes ever beyond exploring, experimenting, creating, divulging the novice becoming the master |
| Johann Pachelbel Toccata in E minor |
| simply an excellent organ toccata from the master |
| Johann Pachelbel Ach Gott, Vom Himmel Sieh Darein, P.1 |
| pabels organ arrangement naturally excellent |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 3 in G major, BWV 1048 |
| one of bach's best, excellent flow and distinction between fast and slow elements, violin is centre stage and wins it |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Toccata and Fugue in D minor, BWV 565 |
| one of those epic compositions everyone knows even if they dont know they know it. at times dramatically intense, at others playfully lofty |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Organ Concerto in D minor, BWV 596 |
| wonderful concerto throughout, even the largo carries full weight |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Goldberg Variations, BWV 988 |
| all kinds of key rifflings for any type of listener or player, fast, slow, middling, short, longer, beautiful, melancholic. ii and vi are my particular favourites |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Violin Sonata No.2 in A minor, BWV 1003 |
| amazing what a single violin can do |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Violin Concerto in A minor, BWV 1041 |
| great brisk allegro, a good but not quite gripping andante, and a final hammer hitting allesai to bring it all home |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Triple Concerto in A minor BWV 1044 |
| excellent epic concerto, though the flute can be abrasive at times |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Violin Concerto BWV 1042 in E Major |
| love i so much, so happy and elegantly ballroom dancy, ii is suitably melodramatic though not a keeper, and iii is a rapid sendoff to finish the night |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Great Fantasia and Fugue in G minor, BWV 542 |
| th'fantasia is par for the course but th'fuga is a highlight |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Concerto for 3 Harpsichords No 2, BWV 1064 |
| i is a lovely varied dance, ii is a meandering but not too far slow but steady stroll, iii is a more uproarious but curbing its own enthusiasm before becoming trvly raucous dance |
| Judas Iscariot To Embrace the Corpses Bleeding |
| judas finally puts out a bm lp deserving high satanic praise |
| Judas Iscariot Dethroned, Conquered and Forgotten |
| trv soul bm RUINED by turtle tracks |
| Kaatayra Só Quem Viu o Relâmpago à Sua Direita Sabe |
| BEHOLD ALL THE MIGHTY POWER OF THE IBERIAN AMAZON RAINFOREST |
| Kaatayra Toda História pela Frente |
| epic modern bm done right, tho theres rly no point in having moonsorrow length tracks just makes me have to do the work to cut them myself. toda magoa is the best track with miseria not far behind and castigo more of a teaser |
| Kalevala (RUS) Кукушкины дети |
| russian folktal to the max highlight band track |
| Kalevala (RUS) Метель |
| some of the honky tonkiest best ever folk metal from rossiya |
| Kalmah Swamplord |
| one of the best melodeath albums of all time, raw and melancholic, intense and unrelenting |
| Kalmah 12 Gauge |
| Rust 4.5; Breaking My Balls 3.5; Bullets 4; Swampwar 4.5; Better 3; Hook 4; Godeye 4; Title 4.5; Sacramentum 2 |
| Kalmah Svieri Obraza |
| not as fleshed out but still plenty marshy early swamplords |
| Kalmah Kalmah |
| kalmah mean it with their self titled, heaviest highest quality melodic death metal highlights serve the vntrv, home sweet hell, and red n black |
| Kalter Spiritual Angel |
| perfectly good melodeath that they splice for no good reason with random and stupid prog sections. the mdm so overpowers the prog that even with my total disdain for all prog it still gets a 4, literally all you have to do is dissect the prog out and you'd have an entirely listenable and admirable mdm album, great keys throughout |
| Kalter Cold Misery |
| excellent folky melodeath with icy keys and smart songwriting |
| Kamijo Sang |
| lovely romantic japanese symphonic power metal |
| Karelia Usual Tragedy |
| operatic sky defying symphopow |
| Kat Metal and Hell |
| unhinged polish threavies highlights in oracle like an early wolf spider track and devils house part iii |
| Keep of Kalessin Agnen: A Journey Through The Dark |
| an all out bm pummelling the likes of which no one will be keeping his kalessin ( ? ?? ?) |
| Keep of Kalessin Epistemology |
| keep of dimmusiferuquilibrium, and its quite surprisingly good |
| Keepers of the Rainbow Through the Iridescent Gates |
| power melodeath blasymph impulsations across the colours |
| Knaat Die Lichtung |
| raucous fire dancing goblinstomp highlight schenkentanz |
| Korgull the Exterminator Dogs Of War |
| unhinged banshee shrieks with dark punky thrash riffz deems a successful extermination of POSEURS |
| Korpiklaani Rankarumpu |
| damn in their old age korpi are going no holds barred creating the folkiest folk metal oat this is easily the ahrdest theyve ever gone ACCORDION SOOOOOOOLOOOOOOO |
| Krallice Krallice |
| a slightly premature but still satisfying orgasm |
| Kreator Endless Pain |
| what a debut, trv relentless german thrash |
| Krisiun Works of Carnage |
| a really average album but gets +1 for that ABSOLUTELY GNARLY league with satan venom cover |
| Krisiun Apocalyptic Revelation |
| krisiun amp up their tribal barbaric take on death metal with tighter songwriting and a more focused intensity resulting in a high quality album while cementing their unique sound |
| Krisiun Mortem Solis |
| krisiun not only going wild but ALL OUT in their grumpy middle age damn sick bass lines highlights sworn enemies, war blood hammer, and worm god |
| Kull Exile |
| supposedly a different venture from balsagoth and yet not really, thats not a bad thing as bangers like set nakt heh and pax imperialis surge on |
| Kvaen The Funeral Pyre |
| classically metal riffed meloblack |
| Kvelertak Kvelertak |
| pure win punk/rock+metal fusion m/ |
| Kvelertak Meir |
| kvelertak ROCKS |
| Kvelertak Nattesferd |
| kvelertak just hits different |
| Kvist For Kunsten Maa Vi Evig Vike |
| another solo 90s meloblack win highlight in min lekam er meg blott en byrde |
| Kylfingar Világok határán |
| skilled folk metal compositions with a guest troll |
| Leaves' Eyes Legend Land |
| leaves' eyes so magical, growls need to be a lot better though |
| Leaves' Eyes Elegy |
| no one quite sounds as lofty as leaves' eyes |
| Leaves' Eyes Sign Of The Dragonhead |
| like a more artistic eluveitie, excellent album |
| Leaves' Eyes We Came with the Northern Winds / En saga i Belgia |
| great show from the northern winds |
| Legion of Death Have a Nice Death |
| grindy spirited 86 deathrash I FUCKED YOUR MOM AND NOW SHE'S DEAD SHE SUCKED MY DICK AND GAVE GOOD HEAD highlight excessive violence |
| Limbonic Art Phantasmagoria |
| it took a decade and a half but limbonic art finally graduate to the fiery depths generic title and concept notwithstanding |
| Limbonic Art Consigned to the Flames' Wrath of Storms Ad Astra |
| fkn excellent if entirely crystal blasymphonies |
| Lindsey Stirling Lindsey Stirling |
| excellent violinwomanship with the dubsteppy/lectro fects not adding anything most of the time but not taking anything away either. crystallize n transcendence are especially ahrd |
| Lindsey Stirling Shatter Me |
| has several awkward compositions that make it difficult to give such a high score, and the vox on a couple tracks are pretty pointless, but when she kills it she kills it. take flight, ascendance and master of tides are especially potent |
| Lindsey Stirling Artemis |
| a lot more streamlined but the electro elements are well integrated. opening tracks are great, half dozen mids afterward, but darkside onward solidifies it with guardian and aurora among her top most efforts |
| Little Dead Bertha Age of Silence |
| gothic operatic melodeasymph unlike corny cradle |
| Lord (FRA) Demo 2000 |
| graveyards of dead conquered, lord soars across the heavens terrorizing all with horrid beauty |
| Lord Belial Ancient Demons |
| a startout blackish dm record very unleashed like barky baphomet metal melodies |
| Lord Belial Into the Frozen Shadows |
| barky baphomet black metal melodies |
| Lord Belial The Trooper |
| FVCK |
| Loreena McKennitt Parallel Dreams |
| celtic folk dreams |
| Loreena McKennitt The Visit |
| lovely highland neofolk |
| Loreena McKennitt A Midwinter Night's Dream |
| new age CANADIAN folk that goes AHRD |
| Loreena McKennitt The Road Back Home |
| as enchanting as ever |
| Lost Shade Hegau |
| mightiest darkest troll metal destruction |
| Lost Shade Rückkehr nach Asgard |
| melodic gremlin metal pow wow |
| Lost Wisdom Larmes de Sang |
| beautiful french halloween blasymph |
| Ludovico Einaudi I Giorni |
| beautiful emotionally complex pieces personal highlights in un'altra vita, melodia africana iii, bella notte, and canzone africana iv but theyre all heart piercers |
| Ludovico Einaudi Una Mattina |
| beautiful piano songs starring ora, a fuoco, and nuvoles nere e esp bianche |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Piano Sonata No14 C-sharp minor,Op.27No2 |
| gentle, dark, translucent, one of the first things learned to play on piano culminating in the bombastic fury of the 3rd movement, the moonlight sonata will be played long after our own time |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Piano Sonata No. 13 in E♭ major, Op. 27, No. 1 |
| movements ii and iv go ahrd as a couple of beety's best |
| Ludwig van Beethoven String Quartet No. 14 in C♯ minor, Op. 131 |
| mild pleasantries until the beast is awakened in iv, he's let out in force in v, temporarily subdued in vi, and allowed to wreak havoc in the apocalypse that is vii |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Violin Sonata No.9 in A major, Op.47 |
| i is virtuosic yet does not quite capture anything, ii is good when the lesser trills are trimmed, iii is nothing short of a masterpiece |
| Ludwig van Beethoven String Quartet No. 15 in A minor, Op. 132 |
| requires some editing to keep the highlights high in i-iii, but like his other quartets he lets it rip in iv and v |
| Luke Faulkner Luke Faulkner |
| excellent modern compositions evocative of a simple but true spirit with highlights in daydreaming, new beginning, ballade, and the haunted castle |
| Luke Faulkner The Midnight Tide |
| man knows how to riff |
| Luke Faulkner Chopin: Waltzes and Polonaises |
| the man knows how to play chopin |
| Magic Kingdom Metallic Tragedy |
| massive improvement over their debut, taking cues from sonarc and bach magic kingdom trvly awakens intrinsic mana culminating in the epic battle between good and evil of metallic tragedy |
| Majestica Power Train |
| CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOOOOOO CHOOOOOOO HIGHLIGHT MY EPIC DRAGON |
| Majesty of the Crimson Moon The Whispering of the Fullmoon |
| keys are kind of lame but get much better in ii, i is rly a practice session since ii goes ahrd with win lofi black symph |
| Maleficentt Night of Eternal Darkness |
| very enjoyable raw style meloblack |
| Malignant Eternal Tarnet |
| malignantly victorian blasymph |
| Manegarm Vargstenen |
| a particularly folky korpiklaani like deafolk album highlight vedergallningens tid |
| Manegarm Nordstjärnans Tidsålder |
| rawest melosy troll black with folk adventure and crying captured maiden |
| Mantas Death by Metal |
| includes a lost edition of death by metal with mantas instead of beyond the unholy grave, the official mantas demo release of death by metal, and rehearsal 3. on the lost edition of death by metal you have a really different but cool prod on the guitars of evil dead, the mantas recording is insane, and the last 2 tracks have some trv shrieks on them |
| Mantas Rehearsal #3 |
| a more speed/thrash version of death, mantas is a wicked homage to venom, evil dead has some spontaneous screams not on any other recording of it, and rise of satan is another excellent track not on any of their other recordings, a pure win reh |
| Mantas Death by Metal (Version 2) |
| different takes of og mantas classics |
| Markgraf Hohenbaden |
| eclectical heavies with cirith vox, also known as pure win |
| Massacra Enjoy the Violence |
| riffs too repetitive but classic dm thrashing vive la france! highlights ultimate antichrist and revealing cruelty |
| Massacre Chamber Of Ages (Demo) |
| another pure win early massacre demo m/ |
| Massacre Aggressive Tyrant |
| pvre fvcking win early ass dm demo m/m/m/ |
| Massacre Mythos |
| massacre LIVES!!! legit trv modern prodded but old style death metal m/ |
| Massacre Tyrants Of Death |
| another pure win early massacre demo m/ cryptic realms bass goes ahrd pvre fvcking win early ass dm demo m/m/m/ a young death metal band with angry kids knowing nothing and yet knowing absolutely everything LICK MY ASSHOLE!!! THIS NEXT SONG GOES OUT TO A CERTAIN KIND OF PERSON (chuck) IM SURE A LOT OF YOU 'AVE COME ACROSS! A LOT OF FUCKIN BACKSTABBAS! A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT THINK YOURE THE-THEY TRICK YOU TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND BUT THEN THEY TURN AROUND...THEY STAB YOU IN THE BACK!! THEY REALLY FUCK YOU OVER!! lmao what little poseur jackass is saying 'when does this stop?' THIS NEXT SONG GO'S...AOUT..TO ALL THOSE POLITICIANS THAT START ALL THIS FUCKIN SHIT (THEY CAN GO TO HEELLL!!) ITS SAID THAT WE WERE ALLLL CREATED EQUAL (preach it kam!!!) ACTUALLY, THOSE GUYS ARENT SO BAD!! ONE WENT TO TAKE A SHIT HIS WHOLE ASS FELL OFF IN THE TOILET! TOILET WAS CLOGGED FOR TWO WEEKS!!! SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE KNOWN...THAT I WAS IN DEATH! WE WERE IN DEATH! AND THE NEXT SONG...IS..CORPSEGRINDAA!!! |
| Massacre Dead Beyond Death |
| haunting intro, mighty modern from beyond, great anti cimex cover |
| Massacre Shadows Out Of Innsmouth |
| haunting intro, mighty modern from beyond, great anti cimex cover a doomier but haunting key melody that forges win, simultaneously funniest n mightiest halloween tribute track massacre goin AHRDCORE ancient slumber is a bleh necrophagia track and thus cover, kam lee's original lyric mantas evil dead is pure vicious fucking win GROOVY, they make repulsions most mid song something pretty good KO-ECH AH UGH-AH KUH EHHEHHEH HUH HUH |
| Massacre Ancient Evil |
| ancient slumber is a bleh necrophagia track and thus cover, kam lee's original lyric mantas evil dead is pure vicious fucking win GROOVY, they make repulsions most mid song something pretty good KO-ECH AH UGH-AH KUH EHHEHHEH HUH HUH |
| Massacre Rehearsal 8/Nov/86 |
| the shitty rec almost doesnt matter because even through the fuzz this shit rulz |
| Massacre Rehearsal 2nd December 1987 |
| provoked accurser shit quality or not still rulz and unreleased upon the rack of pain is a mighty dmer too |
| Massacre Live At Rocky Point Beach - 05-25-1986 |
| a young death metal band with angry kids knowing nothing and yet knowing absolutely everything LICK MY ASSHOLE!!! THIS NEXT SONG GOES OUT TO A CERTAIN KIND OF PERSON (chuck) IM SURE A LOT OF YOU 'AVE COME ACROSS! A LOT OF FUCKIN BACKSTABBAS! A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT THINK YOURE THE-THEY TRICK YOU TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND BUT THEN THEY TURN AROUND...THEY STAB YOU IN THE BACK!! THEY REALLY FUCK YOU OVER!! lmao what little poseur jackass is saying 'when does this stop?' THIS NEXT SONG GO'S...AOUT..TO ALL THOSE POLITICIANS THAT START ALL THIS FUCKIN SHIT (THEY CAN GO TO HEELLL!!) ITS SAID THAT WE WERE ALLLL CREATED EQUAL (preach it kam!!!) ACTUALLY, THOSE GUYS ARENT SO BAD!! ONE WENT TO TAKE A SHIT HIS WHOLE ASS FELL OFF IN THE TOILET! TOILET WAS CLOGGED FOR TWO WEEKS!!! |
| Massacre Necrolution |
| classic dm aesthetic revival from a legendary band |
| Master On the Seventh Day God Created.... Master |
| due to a guitarist change not nearly as good as debut with some silly shout vox and america the pitiful cover just embarrassing, everything else is solid dm |
| Master Slaves To Society |
| speck n the czechs order yet another solid vicious voxed deathrasher highlight in cheater |
| Master Unreleased 1985 Album |
| earliest death metal naturally pure win by the MASTER |
| Master 1985 Demo |
| lofi and inconsistent af tracks from their eventual 1990 debut but goes as ahrd as every other early dm |
| Master Unreleased Album Demo Tracks |
| god created era demos n they rock dat flute rulz |
| Mayhem Live in Leipzig |
| when dead was still alive and an epic vocalist, funeral fog through pagan fears go fking AHRD, original lp also has additional studio versions of carnage and freezing moon |
| Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas |
| the golden standard (minus attila) |
| Mayhem Deathcrush |
| THE TRV KVLT ASCENDANT HAS A SON AND HIS NAME IS MAYHEM |
| Mayhem Dawn of the Black Hearts |
| one of the most bootlegged metal albums oat, and good cause for it. amazing show despite the quality, later extra covers barely audible but sound like a party |
| Mayhem Out from the Dark |
| 1989 rehearsal with dead that led to the darkness of their german shows, funeral fog is so good on here omggggg prob the best version |
| Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas Alive |
| all dead versions of de miis are superior but fuck me if this excellent live record doesnt do its 94 hearkening justice highlight in funeral fog |
| Mayhem Live in Zeitz |
| another amazing dead show with a great crowd, prod makes them sound especially gnarly, infinitely better quality than the bonus bootleg ripped version on leipzig deluxe lmao |
| Mayhem Live - Only Death Is Real |
| amazing incipit kvlt performance, if only dead had seen that life is real too |
| Mayhem Live in Sarpsborg |
| an official release of the same show as dawn of the black hearts from a different recording, still an awesome show though the sound quality is better in some ways and worse than others as the infamous bootleg |
| Mayhem Originators of the Northern Darkness – A Tribute |
| THE LEGIONS OF THE KINGDOMS OF THE TRV KVLT UNITE TO DELIVER TRIBUTE TO THE TORCHBEARERS OF BLACK METAL WITH THEIR VERY OWN TERRITORIAL INSCRIPTIONS |
| Mayhem Live in Zeitz (Leipzig Deluxe Version) |
| static doesnt even matter when a bm band goes this AHRD!!!! |
| Mayhem Helvete (The Occultus Sessions 1991) |
| dead will always be mayhems trv vocalist but occultus is infinitely better than attila on this perfectly dark rough mix |
| Mayhem Deathcrush Demo |
| rawest incarnation of trv norwegian BLACK METAL best outro ever |
| Melechesh As Jerusalem Burns...Al´Intisar |
| unholy trv bm from the holy of holies |
| Melechesh Djinn |
| great semitic folk black |
| Melechesh Sphynx |
| not as solid as debut n soph but overall great tracks just listen to tattvic fire |
| Melechesh The Siege Of Lachish |
| a couple tracks of the trv melechesh |
| Melechesh The Ziggurat Scrolls |
| rare millenia old incantations of trv |
| Men Enter Tavern Kampflieder |
| pummelling dark trolls going out for a drink until the mournful epic ragnarok |
| Menhir Ziuwari |
| oddly joyful melodic pagan blackking |
| Menosgada Mittsommer |
| relentless troll schmitterlings and a pirate highlight vinland |
| Merciless The Treasures Within |
| mercilessly solid swedeathrash |
| Mercyless Coloured Funeral |
| kickass wide variety french dm even the shit i normally desecrate is balanced |
| Messiah Hymn to Abramelin |
| newly birthed dm arisen in switz here to save you from the sins of false music with pulpit interludes |
| Metaphobic Deranged Excruciations |
| dense pounding incantasuffy with a healthy and not overreaching technical thrift |
| Mgla Exercises in Futility |
| cool epic kielbasa length polish bm |
| Mgla Further Down the Nest |
| no one does modern bm quite like the mwah |
| Midnight Priest Aggressive Hauntings |
| an ahrd study of 80s classic metal with a major in mercyful fate revival and it is OUT-RAGE-OUS |
| Midvinter At the Sight of the Apocalypse Dragon |
| well conducted though unindividualistic classic bm based blasymph |
| Midvinterblot Gryning |
| proper maiden troll frills |
| Midvinterblot Skymning |
| an excellent folk metal rendition harking back to the ancestors throughout |
| MinstreliX Reflections |
| a japanese band with an american lady singer full power |
| Miserere Luminis Ordalie |
| some pretty damn good blackgaze with highlights in the bookends |
| Misthelm Yrfeweardes Langung |
| 1 6 10 conquerous canadian blafolkking metal guarding the coasts of both major oceans, at least what is salvageable anyway highlight se axberendes ad |
| Mithotyn King of the Distant Forest |
| conquerous melodic blackfolking that goes straight to your viking heart highlights title and frozen plains |
| Mithotyn Gathered Around the Oaken Table |
| one final melodic blackfolking epic to be retold again and again in the ancient sagas highlight in lord of lionhead |
| Mithotyn In the Sign of the Ravens |
| kvltik blackened viking metal ceremony highlights title and moonlight |
| Mithotyn Carved in Stone - The Discography |
| kvltik blackened viking metal ceremony highlights title and moonlight conquerous melodic blackfolking that goes straight to your viking heart highlights title and frozen plains one final melodic blackfolking epic to be retold again and again in the ancient sagas highlight in lord of lionhead |
| Mithotyn Nidhogg |
| 2 4 5 6 wonderful rawly wrought blackking demo, forest of moonlight is beautiful and bloodshaded horizon voyages forth |
| Mithotyn Promo '96 |
| fuckin pure win magical pagan eh |
| Mooncitadel As Nightwind Embraced and the Shadows Caressed |
| tender trv lvving |
| Mooncitadel Moon Calls to Wander the Winter's Majesty |
| winter wander wonder |
| Moonlight Haze De rerum natura |
| a few missteps in the second half but nearly a perfectly executed symphonic album |
| Moonlight Sorcery Piercing Through the Frozen Eternity |
| frozen eternity forever pierced for thy light is ice lights high |
| Moonlight Sorcery Nightwind: The Conqueror From The Stars |
| another too short yet amazing melosymph bm ep |
| Moonlight Sorcery Burning Embrace |
| great title tracks, burn cover so much better |
| Moonlight Sorcery Ice-Veiled Spell |
| pure win wintry track |
| Moonlight Sorcery Vihan Verhon Takaa |
| a great banger looking forward to the full album |
| Moonsorrow Tämä Ikuinen Talvi |
| trvest and best sorrow |
| Moonsorrow Metsä |
| best moonsy, hvergelmir is pure magic |
| Morbid Death Execution III |
| terrible quality LALALALALA! LALALALALALALALA! LALALALALA! title track rulz, dead goes ahrd gud practice for mayhem, from the dark is excellent too |
| Morbid Ancient Morbidity |
| excellent quality earliest swedish death metal I AM THE REAPA! (reapa, reapa...!) SOMETIMES (sometimes, times...) I SEE THINGS...CAN HAPPEN! (can happen, can happen...!) I CAN SEE... (i can see, i can see...) YOURE ALL DOOMED! (youre all doomed...!) YOURE ALL DEAD! (youre all dead...!) ALL OF YOU! (all of you...!) |
| Morbid Live at Ultrahuset Nov 22 |
| not nearly as good sound quality as their other material but ITS FUCKIN MORBID |
| Morbid Live in Stockholm, Sweden |
| no dead on vox but he's headbanging in the crowd, lmao the kid that jumps right onto the pavement. theyre goin fkn ahrd dude 6-6-(6) day alright |
| Morbid Defiants of the Church |
| these songs are so fucking good even in absolute godawful sound quality it still rules |
| Morbid Angel Covenant |
| morbid angel's magnus opus. simple formula folks, if you dont like covenant you dont like death metal |
| Morbid Angel Entangled in Chaos |
| fkn destroys |
| Morbid Angel Scream Forth Blasphemies |
| trv raw naked ANGEL |
| Morbid Angel Juvenilia |
| the same show as live madness with a different name and cover, still awesome show, nuff said |
| Morbid Angel Kingdoms Disdained |
| BEST MORBID IN 24 YEARS HOYL SHIT a oddly unique dm take that only the morbin angles could configure |
| Morbid Angel Bleed for the Devil |
| morbin angle goin voxless AHRD THATS LIKE ALL OF OUR NEW SONGS ARE GONNA BE LIKE THAT! DID YOU SEE HOW FAST THE SNARE WAS GOIN'?! DUNDUHDUNDUHDUNDUHDUNDUHDUNDUH and voxful esp AHRD on hellspawn |
| Morbid Angel Total Hideous Death |
| quality can greatly differ depending on which version you find but nevertheless trvest morbin angle dm show |
| Morbid Saint Spectrum of Death |
| one of the best deathrash albums oat |
| Morbid Saint Destruction System (Demo) |
| a worthy if unfinished successor to spectrum of death, darkness unseen and depth of sanity go esp ahrd |
| Morbid Saint Lock Up Your Children (Demo) |
| spectrum but RAWWWWW slayer could never fathom |
| Morbid Saint Destruction System |
| how does a completed 92 album fare released in the present day and against their debut of 26 years ago? PURE FUCKING THRASH WIN BABY. higher quality masters than on the demo and decorative instrum tracks, giving a more polished though not superior rendition. DARKNESS UNSEEN RULZ |
| Mordaehoth Bloedwraak - Verdoem al 't christelijk leven |
| pagan black conqueration |
| Morgoth Cursed |
| groove laden dm with evil chuck leprosy vox and very overall leprosy infected |
| Morifade Cast a Spell |
| sweet songs for your favourite dragon lady |
| Morketsvind Wandering to Nether World |
| medieval and royal, this is trvly dungeonest dumgum sint |
| Morrigan Welcome to Samhain |
| an unexpectedly amazing paking trek |
| Morsure (FR) Acceleration Process et M.A.D. |
| french thrashant ahrrrrd unhinged frenchie duct tape thrash avec un petit peu plus honhonhon |
| Morsure (FR) Acceleration Process |
| french thrashant ahrrrrd |
| Mortem (Per) Demon Tales |
| the trv doth death in perv |
| Mortification Mortification |
| crunchy classic deathrash from down under (and up above ;) GOD RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLZZZZZZ |
| Mortiis Keiser Av En Dimensjon Ukjent |
| mortiis' best work yet, ukjent pt. 1 has zelda 64 vibes while pt. 5 is elevated rs music, the rest is a trvly dungeony forest |
| Morwinyon Pristine |
| successful wannabe krallicecore. cant deny the cosmic tremz in sea or land |
| Mutilator Immortal Force |
| superior deathrash destruction pvre win albvm |
| Myrkgrav Trollskau, Skrømt Og Kølabrenning |
| supreme conquerous blackking raids to pillage all the village highlights in fela etter'n and om a danse |
| Myrkgrav Sjuguttmyra |
| viking sails and berserker fury assault |
| Myrkvar As En Bloed |
| aggressive troll metal demolishing your village highlights gjallarhoorn and the sudden viking skirmish balders dood |
| Myrkvedr Gengångare |
| ritual pummelling troll metal |
| Mythic The Immortal Realm |
| for a demo created in the same year the band was conceived this is pretty tight deathdoom |
| Nachzehrer Eternal Deities of The Black Hordes |
| that is sum gud melo tremmy shit highlight in TITLE |
| Naglfar Diabolical |
| ultra produced symph-tinged meloblack but goes ahrd highlight in 12 rising |
| Nargaroth Herbstleyd |
| for all the hate he gets a solid uniquely attributed bm album highlight karmageddon |
| Narjahanam Undama Tath'hur Al Shams Mn Al Gharb |
| another sexy arabic bm beauty |
| Narjahanam Wa Ma Khufiya Kana A'atham |
| a even better arab bm beauty, literally with that mmhmmm cover ( ? ?? ?) |
| Nattsmyg När solen slocknar |
| rerecorded melosynth dark trolls with a captured maiden and viking |
| Nattsmyg Född att härska |
| troll blakking mysticism and legitimate viking growl metal |
| Nattsmyg Fylgja |
| naked viking shieldmaiden metal |
| Nattsmyg När Solen Slocknar |
| dark enchantments and pagan incantations |
| Nazgul De Expugnatione Elfmuth |
| howling fury orchestra symphonic folk black painfully shrieking nazgul |
| Nazgul Omne Est Paratum |
| erratic blafolk symphony |
| Nebelhorn Utgard |
| thundrous paging metal defending the homeland |
| Nebelhorn Fjordland Sagas |
| another successful blakking blitzkrieg highlight beuteFAHRT |
| Necrodeath The Shining Pentagram |
| bathory shriek darkest coven dm, the first blackened death metal |
| Necrofeast Soulwinds |
| banished ghost realm pagan synthblack meditations |
| Necromantia Scarlet Evil, Witching Black |
| nefarious necromantia enter trv darkness and conjure a wicked kvltik album m/ |
| Necromantia Ancient Pride |
| an eclectablack forging several different metals on a bm base shaman and ancient pride rool |
| Necromicon Realm of Silence |
| scratchy wild unapologetic blasymph |
| Necrophagia Ready for Death |
| a humbler brother of early dm but no less gravedug |
| Necrophagia Nightmare Continues |
| took them a couple more years than their brothers but necrophagia thus achieved trv dm |
| Necrophobic Death To All |
| damn after 2 decades of work they finally wrote a tight and trv mdm album. best necrophobic up to now |
| Nightshade Wielding The Scythe |
| a weird combination of flames and dissection, check it out |
| Nightwish Oceanborn |
| nightwish's masterpiece |
| Nihilist Nihilist 1987-1989 |
| down n dirty earliest swedeath agreed and so death n roll was born mighty swedeath beast belly OOOOOOOOOOO BABY!! 'tombed's amazing initial dm demo |
| Nihilist Drowned |
| and so death n roll was born |
| Nihilist Only Shreds Remain |
| agreed |
| Nihilist Sessions '89 |
| mighty swedeath beast belly OOOOOOOOOOO BABY!! |
| Nimrod (CL) God of War and Chaos |
| ultimate warrior THRA-POW!!!! |
| Nocturnal Depression Reflections of a Sad Soul |
| great atmosphere n melodies |
| Nocturnus The Nocturnus Demos |
| melodic chrome synthrash the best thing nocturnus has ever done rough technical deathrash with vicious vox |
| Nocturnus The Science Of Horror |
| melodic chrome synthrash the best thing nocturnus has ever done |
| Nokturnal Mortum Lunar Poetry |
| starry night castlevania sympholk bm |
| Nokturnal Mortum Goat Horns |
| trv ukrainian folk black symph m/ |
| Nokturnal Mortum Marble Moon |
| ukraine anthem is great, moonlight path rulz, death ss cover is lolz, cheremosh is a nice country folk instrum, 2nd swallow is a great trad folk song blackenized |
| Nokturnal Mortum Orathania / Коляда |
| 2 classic nokt tracks polished (ukrained?) with new millenium vigor |
| Nomans Land Hammerfrost |
| the jauntiest, joyfullest blafolkkings around |
| Nordawn Веды Рода [Legends of Rod] |
| jaunty pagolkkings from a lively canadian russian, with leaves is journful instrumental bliss |
| Norden Z Popiołów i Krwi... |
| superior polish pablakking excursions decent bathory cover |
| Nordverg Багровый рассвет |
| russian vikings on a raucous jolly berserking voyage |
| Norther Dreams of Endless War |
| pvre win icy melodeath from the NORTH |
| Norther Death Unlimited |
| fucking love norther, the atmosphere of siffy, the maturity of bodom, and the virtuosity of neither. norther is the best worst band and fuck the haters, melodeath like no other highlights in title and vain |
| Northsong Northern Winds & Winter Hymns |
| lovely melodic blackking sails in the polar regions |
| Nuclear Assault Game Over |
| You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? |
| Nuclear Death Carrion for Worm |
| the deathgrind queen and her consorts |
| Numenor Colossal Darkness |
| great meloblack/symph/power/folk debut |
| Nydvind Tetramental I - Seas of Oblivion |
| a grand sea shift into meloviking black metal |
| Oakenshield Legacy |
| ultra folk'd gremlin vox'd viking metal conquering all the seas highlights earl thorfinn, jorvik, wen heath, and the raven banner |
| Oath of Cirion Dragonmagick |
| dark castle in the moonlight mystical blasymph highlight king of the dragonthrone part ii |
| Obituary Slowly We Rot |
| slowly this is not. track after track of the tightest, most relentless dm bb |
| Obscurity (SWE) Damnations Pride |
| a mostly mightier yet not as charming ovations |
| Obscurity (SWE) Damnations Pride 1998 |
| a mostly mightier yet not as charming ovations MOOOOOOO vox get fucking murdered but not bad thrash/heavy bathory-esque earliest swedish death metal BASS SOLOOOO with venomy vox |
| Obtained Enslavement Witchcraft |
| abrasive and intense yet playful gorgoroth symph, the keys are fuckin beautiful |
| Obtained Enslavement Centuries of Sorrow |
| raw skeletal blasymph |
| Obtained Enslavement Obtained Enslavement |
| lofi dm with blasymph touches, pretty sweet |
| Obtained Enslavement Out of the Crypts |
| a more blackened dm than st demo |
| October Tide Rain Without End |
| excellent melogothdoom from sweden |
| Odium (NOR) The Sad Realm of the Stars |
| space king cosmic blasymphony highlights winterpath, palace of forgotten dreams, and brightness weeping kingdom |
| Old Coven The Awake Of Ascendant Darkness |
| threashy bm coven AWAKE AND ASCEND ONCE AGAIN |
| Old Funeral Grim Reaping Norway |
| rly clear produced live album (bergen show anyway) old funeral dming trv |
| Old Funeral Join The Funeral Procession |
| i mean i'd never want to live without immortal but this is pretty sweet yea band was better with olve but early brutal with varg playin sum other kind of riffz, crazy good production for 91 as well |
| Old Funeral Abduction of Limbs |
| i mean i'd never want to live without immortal but this is pretty sweet yea |
| Old Funeral The Fart That Should Not Be |
| AND YET SO GRATEFULLY IS among the first of quorthon's infernal spawn |
| Old Man's Child Born of the Flickering |
| trvest soul of meloblack and o look a bat! |
| Old Man's Child Revelation 666 |
| vaka vanha vainamoinen |
| Old Nick Crisp Winter Dawn of my Night Moon |
| glorious trumeptforth depths of draculas castle dunbm |
| Old Tower Remembrance of the Lone Enclave |
| aethereal heralds trumpet over battle for the kingdom, many a hero on both sides fatally slain, the horror and glory of war to be remembered millenia thence. a tranquil and pleasantly melancholy album thus, love the organ on 2. the door is pure ambient desolation, and finally 4 is an era of relative peace under the new monarchy where all previous are only recalled on old monuments, minstrel stories, and in the deepest memories of the eldest |
| Omnium Gatherum The Burning Cold |
| fire & ice mdm |
| Omnium Gatherum Origin |
| omnium melodeathium, the gathering highlights paragon, friction, solemn |
| Omnium Gatherum Non-Album Singles |
| absolute shame these arent on an any albums, blade reflections is great, chaospace is one of their best tracks, sepultura cover finishes it off |
| One Of Nine Dawn of the Iron Shadow |
| natural blasymph storytelling |
| Onslaught The Force |
| pvre win badass all 80s thrash assault |
| Ordo Draconis The Wing & The Burden |
| beautiful dutch castlevania blasymph for all |
| Orkrist Reginae Mysterium |
| dual voxed well orchestrated melodramatic blasymph |
| Orna Annon Demo |
| 1 a veritable first voyage attempt |
| Otyg Älvefärd |
| winter meld folk sojourn |
| Otyg Sagovindars Boning |
| winter sorrow kingy folktal supremacy my saggy vindar is boning alright |
| Oxygen Destroyer Sinister Monstrosities Spawned... |
| GODDEATHZILLA RISE!! |
| Pagan Forest Bogu |
| dark secret polish woodland rituals hymn do swaroga is very dynamic |
| Palantir Nightmare Opus |
| first few tracks are like a weaker version of sonarcs first albums, but then they turn it up with sailing on. title track is a masterpiece, any band that can make a 10min track like that and nail every section is worth keeping an eye on |
| Pandemic (PL) Phantoms |
| proper thrash 2024 love to see it |
| Panopticon Autumn Eternal |
| krallice x nomnium with sum folk n gaze for good measure |
| Parabellum Sacrilegio |
| trv blackened death metal fully prepared for war it rips and tears sacrilegiously without mercy |
| Parnassus In Dolorian Gloria |
| excellent synthphonic bm with aetherial keys |
| Parnassus Receive My Dying Spirit |
| opera birthed blasymph |
| Paysage d'Hiver Paysage d'Hiver |
| black metal zen in fullest form |
| Paysage d'Hiver Winterkälte |
| behold, thy winter kold! |
| Pestilence Testimony of the Ancients |
| the rise of symphonic death metal lets gooooooo!!!! highlight in secrecies of horror |
| Pestkraft Ancestral Sounds |
| a masterfully krafted bm album all the way in 2024 |
| Phantom (MEX) Handed to Execution |
| rocky sadussy thrash SMASH highlight title |
| Phantom (MEX) Tyrants of Wrath |
| tyrants of THRASH highlight dark wings of death |
| Piekielne Wrota W oczekiwaniu |
| trv ahrdass polish dm too bad they never recorded an album |
| Polluted Inheritance After Life |
| now this here is how you make your death metal a bit more varied while retaining the trv, pvre win dm demo |
| Possessed Beyond the Gates |
| while seven churches is a near impossible act to follow those who are possessed let the spirits take them beyond the gates to be given another extramortal dose of devilish power resulting in the creation of such pieces as the hauntingly melodic intro, tribulation, and no will to live |
| Possessed Death Metal |
| m/ m/ THRASH!!....METAL!! THRASH!!....METAL!! m/ m/ |
| Possessed Ashes From Hell |
| even the possessed's burnt remains volcano into the aethersphere to choke damned sinners KNOW THERE'S SOMETHING EVIL - HIDING IN YOUR MIND - WAITING FOR THE MOMENT - TO FUCK YOU IN YOUR ASS!!! |
| Possessed Demo 1991 |
| the possessed in anguish for their sins comes an abrupt infernal deathrash flare bursting forth from the depths of HELL |
| Possessed Demo 1993 |
| THY POSSESSED, METAL OF DEATH!!!! |
| Possessed Rehearsal (3-25-1992) |
| rough hewn thrashbashdash session |
| Possessed The Martyr's Wake |
| 1-5 the possessed in anguish for their sins comes an abrupt infernal deathrash flare bursting forth from the depths of HELL rough hewn thrashbashdash session |
| Power Paladin With the Magic of Windfyre Steel |
| solid trv power metal m/ dark crystal especially is pure win |
| Primalfrost Chapters of Time |
| best amateur blafolkking metal written by a sole teenager from the great north, THIS IS CANADA BITCHES |
| Primalfrost Prosperous Visions |
| a blizzardy inferno of epic folk metal reflecting the growth of the seed of chapters into a robust winter maple, highlights in distant cries of war and the trvly voyageous cathartic quest |
| Projecto Crown of Ages |
| well done maiden saving power metal highlights heart and steel, guardian soldiers, warrior soul, and title |
| Prophanity Stronger Than Steel |
| berserkrr melodethh |
| Prophetic Age Forged in the Blackest of Metals |
| light magicular blasymphs for a rainy day |
| Protector Golem |
| immaculate deathrash with some unfortunate prog but PROTECTOR RULZ!! SPACE CAKE SPACE CAKE SPACE CAKE! EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT! |
| Pyotr Tchaikovsky Serenade for Strings in C major, Op. 48 |
| i and iv go ahrd, ii is the one you've heard, iii is a bridge |
| Quo Vadis (POL) Demo 1988 |
| an awesome deathrash demo from the polish and infinitely superior quo vadis |
| Ragnarok Blackdoor Miracle |
| bloody booty bm |
| Ragnarok Nattferd |
| as seen on the cover an army of men m/ heading into the studio knowing full well their art led by the trv in the heart |
| Ragnarok (UK) Ragnarok |
| 1,2 intense black folk metal hidden in newcastle upon tyne; off the 2011 remaster remem is a nostalgic ballad and vampyra is a haunting folk tale |
| Razor Evil Invaders |
| CANADIAN THRASH SCREECH HOWL ATTACK!!!! |
| Razor Malicious Intent |
| another goin ahrd canadian thrash assault every screech howl is pure win KISS! MY ASS! KISS! MY ASS! FUCK YOU POSEURS THRASH'LL GET YOUR HEAD!!! |
| Repulsion Demo 1991 |
| a veritable follow up to their previous work, d beat heavy dm, the screaming whistle effect is a nice touch |
| Repulsion Final Demo |
| just as the title implies, well made early 90s dm tracks but they sound less inspired and act very much as a curtain call |
| Ripping Corpse Dreaming With the Dead |
| unique deathrashdoom ripping apart corpses as promised |
| Ritual (UK) Widow |
| wonderful vocal vibrato and otherworldly spiritual sound highlighst in title and bonus passionate temptation |
| Romuvos Spirits |
| roaming folklings and folkkings highlight become as one |
| Romuvos The Baltic Crusade |
| baltic folkking bliss |
| Rottrevore Iniquitous |
| awesome mighty 90s dm |
| Runeshard Dreaming Spire |
| amateur simply fun growly melodack symph |
| Sabaton The Last Stand |
| bros u got hussars, sparta, scotland, last stand, shiroyama, this album is bomb hehe |
| Sabaton The Great War |
| all around good album climaxing in red baron |
| Sacramentum Far Away from the Sun |
| into a black hole of wonders beauteous and dark |
| Sacramentum Sedes Impiorum |
| pure win raw tho quiet melobleaths the ratings on this are shameful |
| Sacred Hades Diseases of the Mind |
| some very nice heavy based bm in the modern era |
| Sacrilege (SWE) The Fifth Season |
| streamlined 90s melodeath with black elements |
| Sacrilegium Rehearsal 1993 |
| early polish bm goin ahrd dead era mayhemy |
| Sadistik Exekution The Magus |
| dark dungeon dm rulz |
| Sadus Illusions |
| solid pvre deathrashin |
| Sadus Certain Death |
| 2 top raw trv trash tracks |
| Saidan Visual Kill: The Blossoming of Psychotic Depravity |
| blackened anime metal goes ahrd |
| Samhain (BUL) The Fifth Season |
| gremlin vox'd gaelic bulgarian blasymphony |
| Saor Amidst the Ruins |
| BEHOLD THE DARK MISTS OF CALEDON |
| Sarcofago Rotting |
| sarcofago again with the amateur yet nevertheless ahrd deathrablash esp tracy |
| Sarcofago Hate |
| leaning more bmy than anything before sarcofago lay down a trv deablathrasher |
| Sargatanas Knights of the Southern Cross |
| forged up their act to become formidable mexican bearers of blackdeath |
| Satan's Host Satanic Grimoire: A Greater Black Magick |
| this bout of possession satan's host assemble a dm/bm/mdm/heavy/metal/prog frankenstein and its the best act of worship they have ever conducted |
| Satyricon Rebel Extravaganza |
| a sexy little bm number once you get past the marilyn manson cover and title, filthgrinder, havoc vulture, and evil renaissance rul |
| Satyricon Satyricon & Munch |
| satyricon's best record in over 20 years and its just art exhibit ambient for munch's paintings holy shit, a resounding calming darkness |
| Sear Bliss Phantoms |
| amazing keys when they use them, good atmosphere, but overall slow and it makes me sad. highest lights in beyond the darkness and with mournful eyes |
| Sear Bliss The Pagan Winter |
| vox need improvement but a raw and horny blasymph creation |
| Sear Bliss The Haunting |
| slow groove riff'd meloblasymph with emphatic keys and some indescribably suitable jazz fusion |
| Sear Bliss Grand Destiny |
| a darker trver version of haunting featuring SEXY BUM |
| Seith Alas |
| melodic death/doom done right. too bad they didn't continue in this direction |
| Sempiternal Deathreign The Spooky Gloom |
| masterful deathdoom by guys knowing exactly what they were doing with a smirk on their faces |
| Septic Broiler Enfeebled Earth |
| behold the birth of melodeath along with its brother reborn in blasphemy! only time can tell is a beast |
| Sepultura Schizophrenia |
| pure win brazilian osdm |
| Sequestered Keep The Vale of Ruined Towers |
| gently magical dunsynth highlight in medieval tales wonderful cover |
| Serenade of Darkness Mystic Symphonies of Tragedy and... |
| adolescent blasymph composition practice culminating in the masterful search for salvation |
| Seth Apocalyptic Desires |
| seth inciting the depths with this banshee record highlight until the end |
| Sextrash Sexual Carnage |
| troll bands have no business being this good wtf |
| Sgaile Ideals & Morality |
| a flock of seagulls gone metal, tony dunn sounds a lot like mike score. highlights in enlighten me & kick louder |
| Shield Breaker Fortress |
| another excellent folky summoning album |
| Shield Breaker Frost and Shadow |
| winter summoning with a clever use of jingle bells in title interwoven around sprightly folk escapades and a more viking oriented version of the above in the closer |
| Siebenburgen Delictum |
| goth infused lady black metal dance |
| Silent Scream From The Darkest Depths Of The Imagination |
| deathrash CARNAGE |
| Silent Stream of Godless Elegy Iron |
| violin driven doom with depthful gutterals and it is beautiful |
| Sirenia An Elixir For Existence |
| masterful symph sophomore infused with intelligent compositions by a metal conductor and his star lady grand highlight in lithium and a lover |
| Skjaldborg Todgeweiht |
| BOLDACIOUS BLACKKINGS and general meloblack |
| Skjonnhet Wanderer Above the Woods of Fog |
| 3 4 7 hyper melodic blackgaze that flows ahrd but can only find these three tracks despite its release, pretty lady vox on perennial edelweiss flat 4 |
| Skogfodt Sojourn |
| synthoblack journey |
| Skyforger Asinslauks |
| their best effort, high quality demo with a highlight in north shore and an folk filled adventure in sunset |
| Skylark (ITA) Divine Gates Part I: Gate of Hell |
| naked lady bum (or sexy black rose panties ( ? ?? ?)) sacrifice goodness |
| Skylark (ITA) The Princess' Day |
| symphonic power worthy of royal praise |
| Slaughter (CAN) Surrender or Die |
| pure win punky canadian deathrash |
| Slaughter (CAN) Nocturnal Hell, Surrender or Die |
| absolute pure win emergent canadian dm with plenty of venomy thrash and punk |
| Slayer Reign In Blood |
| THRASHIN AHRD REIGN IN BLOOD BY RAINING BLOOD HERALDED BY THE ANGEL OF DEATH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Slayer Hell Awaits |
| slayer massively up the thrash and araya belts mighty bellows on the way to HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL |
| Slechtvalk An Era of Bloodshed |
| discography spanning slechtvalk magic with new tracks hounds of battle a rocky black alloy, towards the dawn an epic meloblackking, and premnath's war of the ancients a soul soother |
| Sleipnir Bloodbrothers |
| successful saxonking settlement |
| Smoulder Times of Obscene Evil and Wild Daring |
| epic power dooms with lovely lady vox |
| Smoulder Violent Creed of Vengeance |
| another excellent lady powered smoulder record but not as uniquely penetrative as debut |
| Sodom Tapping The Vein |
| a mass of ahrd dethrashins |
| Sodom Get What You Deserve |
| relentless deathrash bashers as it should be |
| Sodom Partisan |
| sodom going old school AHRD in 2018 you love to see it highlight in their performance of tired n red |
| Sonata Arctica Ecliptica |
| trv music magic _O_/ |
| Sonata Arctica Winterheart's Guild |
| *~*~pure~magic~*~* |
| Sonata Arctica The End Of This Chapter |
| a trv compilation of sonarcs best |
| Sorcery (SPN) Eternity |
| amateur and one off spanish pm but it still rocks and is trv highlights no more wasted time and son of the sky |
| Sorgsvart Vikingtid og Anarki |
| a symphonic jesterking oddity highlight bleivikmaen ein haglands faen den fyrste haglandsbu |
| Sorgsvart Gardar Og Grende |
| grand black melodied trolly viking incorporations highlights atterhalden and landesorg |
| Soulfallen Grave New World |
| symphonic insomnium with light bright keys betraying the proposed gloom |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess OST |
| a majestic orchestration of all things zelda, highlights in recover the light as well as every other fairy fountain variation, midna in distress, meet princess zelda again, and great fairy's fountain itself |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) Pokemon Colosseum |
| best ost ever |
| Stormkeep Promotional Tape MMXVIII |
| a great meloblack track followed by a relaxing burzum |
| Stormlord At the Gates Of Utopia |
| a dark symphonic opera highlights in samnite's spears and i am legend |
| Stormlord The Gorgon Cult |
| masterclass italian blasymph expressed in souldepth shrieks and monstrous bellows, metal oriented orchestration and mythological themes. highlights in the bewitching dance of hecate and the triarchy of medusa's coil, one of the best ever maiden covers in moonchild, and nightbreed |
| Stormlord Where My Spirit Shall Forever Be |
| excellent little ep showcasing the majesty of the stormlord |
| Suffering Souls Incarnated Perfection |
| not anywhere near as feral as debut but a well executed blasymphony |
| Suffocation Human Waste |
| one of the best dm eps ever. solid af save some lagging on jesus |
| Summoning Let Mortal Heroes Sing Your Fame |
| mystical moorings of the fellowship foes shall fall and the mountain kings return especially victorious memories |
| Summoning Stronghold |
| an expected but nonetheless awakening journey to the stronghold highlights long lost, snow white, loud music, and flame |
| Summoning Nightshade Forests |
| dol guldur outtakes a great adventure on their own |
| Summoning Old Mornings Dawn |
| another masterpiece from summoningshire highlights in title and the white tower |
| Summoning Lugburz - Demo 94 |
| featuring a rough mix and a gratefully removed demented vocal echo effect, this unexpected mid-journey to minas morgul still contains the power of the one ring |
| Sun of Dead Плоть и cталь |
| melodic glorious pagan metal voyage |
| Surturs Lohe Wielandstahl |
| a grand nordic festival with vikings, trolls, and a goddess in attendance |
| Svarga (RUS) Чёрная падь |
| masterful folk metal album highlight in title |
| Swashbuckle Crewed By The Damned |
| by the power of the skull pirate plunder +.5 for spongebob |
| Sword of Darkness Heathendom |
| dainty vietnamese blasymph highlight the mournful as nebulah wolves howl |
| Sympathy Arcane Path |
| christian symphonic techdeath cc on ROIDS dammmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
| Taake Nattestid Ser Porten Vid |
| well written black metal with congruent folk touches and melodies galore |
| Taake Over Bjoergvin Graater Himmerik |
| a streamlined yet unique take on every bm development in the last decade |
| Tankard Chemical Invasion |
| a wild drunken thrash fest |
| Tartaros The Red Jewel |
| has all the oopy spooky scary thereminy skeletons you can handle ;) |
| Tartaros The Grand Psychotic Castle / The Red Jewel |
| halloweeny thereminy oopy spooky scary skeletony black symph |
| Terminal Death Faces of Death |
| masterful 85 dm demo |
| Terminal Death Terminal Death |
| masterful 85 dm demo rough raw rehearsal the dm slams right through the no quality recorder |
| Terminal Death April 19th, 1986 Rehearsal |
| the dm slams right through the no quality recorder |
| Terrorizer Hordes of Zombies |
| cannibal corpse but better |
| Tharaphita Tumedate Tunnete Kütkeis |
| nokty shriek pagan black highlights voidelda and rauad on tules |
| Tharaphita Raev |
| kickass pagking metal crushing barbarian hordes highlight title |
| The Crown Eternal Death |
| solid but not as iconically intense as the burning mdm |
| The Eternal Blade The Eternal Blade |
| french castlevania blasymph by a professional classical composer inspired by chinese poetic themes |
| The Exploited The Massacre |
| perhaps taking cue from another certain massacre explo deliver another bombastic punk thrash deployment |
| The Exploited Death Before Dishonour |
| nig brings in the metal so these iron craving punks could become trv at last |
| The Gauntlet Dark Steel and Fire |
| with pinch harmonics and much more taken straight from quorthon's memory, this watered down bathory rulz |
| The Human Abstract Moonlight Sonata |
| ok this is epic |
| The Sword Age Of Winters |
| crushing riffs, an intimate feel for rhythm, n those grooves, omg those grooves |
| The Sword Gods Of The Earth |
| trv heavy rockin metally riffs |
| Theatre Of Tragedy Velvet Darkness They Fear |
| velvet darkness thee i love, thy inkblack heart writhing in ecstatic anguish between thy breasts |
| Theatre Of Tragedy Theatre Of Tragedy |
| nakedly wrought gothic eden purity |
| Thorondir Aus jenen Tagen |
| jauntful melobleath marches |
| Thorondir Dusterwald |
| rebuilt genny mithotyns mit erhobenem horn rulz n so does nordwindes zorn |
| Threnodist The Vomitous Demo |
| prebiotic heavy death doom soon to manifest into fatal disease |
| Thrudvangar Ahnenthron |
| shadow trolls pillaging the villaging |
| Thrudvangar Zwischen Asgard und Midgard |
| super blackking metal raiding your auditories |
| Thulcandra A Dying Wish |
| excellent modern bm going beyond the dissection worship to create something of their own going so far as to achieve an album greater than their main inspiration |
| Thunderbolt The Burning Deed of Deceit |
| thunderous polish bm the best highlights in the initial trinity |
| Thunderbolt The Sons of the Darkness |
| excellent trad bm with melodic and synthonic touches |
| Thunderbolt Black Clouds over Dark Majesty |
| intense bm pummeling with a few shades of keys, melody and atmosphere |
| Thundra Worshipped by Chaos |
| operatic meloblack with viking harkenings across the screams of anguish |
| Thyrane Travesty of Heavenly Essence |
| a straight up meloblack album with sum symph elements resulting in their best overall effort |
| Thyrane Black Harmony |
| well composed black harmonies as promised |
| Thyrfing Vansinnesvisor |
| thyrfing hit it out of the park again with a great folk album |
| Thyrfing Thyrfing |
| folklasymph conquerings with en doende the star |
| Thyrfing Valdr Galga |
| adventurous folky troll blashsymphonies highlights in golden hall and the deceitful |
| Thyrfing Hednaland |
| pure win flute accented raw blasymph |
| Thyrfing Solen Svartnar |
| cute early raw folky blasymph |
| Thyrfing Hednaland |
| enhanced pure win flute accented raw blasymph and cute early raw folky blasymph |
| Tilaris Tilaris Rehersal and Live at Moscow. R-Club. 2005 |
| pretty fkkn great melodeaking concert complete with finntroll trollhammeren cover closer |
| Timeless Miracle Into the Enchanted Chamber |
| amazing power with super cheesy cringe lyrics sung with a pop punk/ghost twang and i love it |
| Titan Mountain Fantomworld |
| background blasymph jam session |
| Toby Fox Undertale OST |
| also the best ost ever. core, death by glamour, song that might, asgore AHRD, finale, last goodbye, trv hero, hopes n dreams AHRD, dont give up, save the world, reunited, heartache AHRD, spider dance, bonerousle, and the pope entertaining MEGALOVANIA |
| Tommaso Giordani Caro Mio Ben |
| as dramatic and flourishing a piece as anything conceived in the 20th century, caro mio ben is perfect for any wedding reception or ostentatious valentines day |
| Torment (GER) Not Dead Yet |
| german hulking demon smash THRAAASSSSHH!! and live party + .5 for league with satan AND evil dead |
| Toxik World Circus |
| easily the best of the prog'd thrash heavy vox'd bands |
| Tribulation The Horror |
| blackened thrash that never stops slapping m/ |
| Tryglav The Ritual |
| top quality solid meloblack more like trvglav amirite |
| Tuatha de Danann The Tribes of Witching Souls |
| very happy, uplifting, very nice singing, grab a lady jiggalings |
| Tuatha de Danann Faeryage |
| excellent folktal expressing the beauty and sorcery of the faeryage |
| Turbo Ostatni Wojownik |
| epic thermopylaen techy polish thrash |
| Turbo Last Warrior |
| perhaps doesnt have the charm of its polish recording but goes just as ahrd |
| Twilight Force Tales of Ancient Prophecies |
| so begins the saga of the mighty twilight heroes as they visit the enchanted dragon, wield the power of the ancient force, and arrive at twilight horizon |
| Twilight Force Dawn of the Dragonstar |
| twinkle metal reigns supreme, music video for this is awesome, great costumes and hilarity amongst the garish cgi backgrounds |
| Tyrant (JPN) Legend |
| not as magical as debut but still a veritable nipponese blasymphony |
| Tyrant Trooper Insane Sickness |
| takes time to build but eventually assembles a quaking undead army highlights necrolatry, infirmity, and chopping block |
| Ufych Sormeer Anthem to the Glory of the Great Octagon |
| pure win bal-sagoth blasymph the whole album triumphs |
| Ulveheim Frå Ulveheimen |
| blackking almighty |
| Ulver Nattens Madrigal |
| ulver's magnum opus contribution to the kvlt before leaving it forever, vi and vii rul |
| Unleashed Hammer Battalion |
| thor's mjolnir might vigorous victorious voyage unleash'd |
| Unleashed Century Media Promo Tape |
| relentless unleashed raw dm quaking the record company to the core |
| Vader Litany |
| a relentless attack of ahrd but playful dm |
| Vader Impressions In Blood |
| another solid album by the vader, a little weak in the first half but nevertheless non stop entertainment |
| Vader Tibi et Igni |
| tightest polish deathrash with orchestral and melodic elements, nawet niektore piosenki dodatkowe na polskie! |
| Vader Necrolust |
| early gremlin vox top tier polish dm |
| Vaelastrasz Return to the Plaguelands |
| solemn dunsynth with expertly adorning strings and horns, repetition further carves out atmosphere instead of building a rampart |
| Valgrind (FIN) Uhrikallio |
| well composed viking blasymph |
| Valgrind (FIN) Pakkasen lapsi |
| mithotyn's finnish little brother |
| Valtyr (IT) Verinen Saagat |
| mix of more riffly folk summoning and trv viking undulations |
| Vanir Særimners Kød |
| straightup piratey troll metal highlight title |
| Varang Nord Call of Battle |
| mighty trolls crushing frolics highlight ragnarok |
| Vektor Black Future |
| blazing thrash with dani shrieks, who could resist? |
| Vendetta Go and Live... Stay and Die |
| a thrash vendetta against POSERS!!!!! |
| Venom Black Metal |
| BLACK IS THE NIGHT, METAL WE FIGHT POWER AMPS SET TO EXPLODE ENERGY SCREAMS, MAGIC AND DREAMS SATAN RECORDS THEIR FIRST NOTE WE CHIME THE BELL, CHAOS AND HELL METAL FOR MANIACS PURE FASTER THAN STEEL, FORTUNE ON WHEELS BRAIN HEMORRHAGE IS THE CURE FOR BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL LAY DOWN YOUR SOULS TO THE GODS ROCK 'N' ROLL FREAKING SO WILD, NOBODY'S MILD GIVING IT ALL THAT YOU GOT WILD IS SO RIGHT, METAL TONIGHT FASTER THAN OVER THE TOP OPEN THE DOOR, ENTER HELL'S CORE BLACK IS THE CODE FOR TONIGHT ATOMIC FORCE, FEEL NO REMORSE CRANK UP THE AMPS, NOW IT'S NIGHT BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL LAY DOWN YOUR SOULS TO THE GODS ROCK 'N' ROLL METAL TENFOLD THROUGH THE DEADLY BLACK HOLE RIDING HELL'S STALLIONS BAREBACK AND FREE TAKING OUR CHANCES WITH RAW ENERGY COME RIDE THE NIGHT WITH US, ROCK HARD AND FIGHT UNITED MY LEGIONS WE STAND FREAK HARD AND WILD FOR US, GIVE UP YOUR SOULS LIVE FOR THE QUEST SATAN'S BAND LET'S GO! AGAINST THESE ODDS, BLACK METAL GODS FIGHT TO ACHIEVE OUR GOAL CASTING A SPELL, LEATHER AND HELL BLACK METAL GODS, ROCK 'N' ROLL BUILDING UP STEAM, NUCLEAR SCREAMS WAR-HEADS ARE READY TO FIGHT BLACK LEATHER HOUNDS, FASTER THAN SOUND METAL, OUR PURPOSE IN LIFE BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL LAY DOWN YOUR SOULS TO THE GODS ROCK 'N' ROLL BLACK METAL OOOOOOOAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!! |
| Venom From the Very Depths |
| easily the best venom album since welcome to hell. clear but hellish production, every track is a banger and slays poseurs |
| Venom Demo |
| clive isnt as wild as what cronos would soon unleash and the motorhead and early 70s metal influences are a lot more apparent in these editions yet the blueprints for the trv are revealed taking crimson flight and holy shit their band track not on anything else until 1997 is pvre trv win |
| Venom In League with Satan/Live like an Angel |
| I'M IN LEAGUE WITH SATAN I WAS RAISED IN HELL I WALK THE STREETS OF SALEM AMONGST THE LIVING DEAD I NEED NO ONE TO TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG OR RIGHT I DRINK THE BLOOD OF CHILDREN STALK MY PREY AT NIGHT LOOK OUT BEWARE WHEN THE FULL MOON'S HIGH N'BRIGHT IN EVERY WAY I'M THERE IN EVERY SHADOW IN THE NIGHT COZ I'M EVIL IN LEAGUE WITH SATAN EVIL IN LEAGUE WITH SATAN I'M IN LEAGUE WITH SATAN OBEY HIS COMMANDS WITH THE GOAT OF MENDES SITTING AT HIS LEFT HAND I'M IN LEAGUE WITH SATAN I LOVE THE DEAD NO ONE PRAYED FOR SODOM AS THE PEOPLE FLED I'M IN LEAGUE WITH SATAN I AM THE MASTERS OWN I DRINK THE JUICE OF WOMEN AS THEY LIE ALONE I'M IN LEAGUE WITH SATAN I BEAR THE DEVILS MARK I KILL THE NEW BORN BABY TEAR THE INFANTS FLESH EVERY NIGHT I'M IN A DIFFERENT TOWN, I'M THE KIND THAT LIKES TO GET AROUND, LIVING FAST I'M ON THE RUN, I TAKE MY CHANCES COS' I'LL ONLY DIE YOUNG. LIVE LIKE AN ANGEL DIE LIKE A DEVIL, GOT A PLACE IN HELL RESERVED FOR ME, LIVE LIKE AN ANGEL DIE LIKE A DEVIL, GONNA BURN IN HELL THAT'S WHERE I'M GONNA BE. I GOT NO WORRIES I DON'T CARE WHAT I DO, I'M GONNA WALK ALL OVER YOU, LOVING HARD AND GETTING HIGH, HELL'S THE PLACE I'M GONNA DIE. YOU HEAR ME COMING JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY, I'M HERE TOMORROW AND I'M GONE TODAY, THE PATH I'M HEADING GOT NO EASY TRACK, I GOT THE DEVIL RIDING ON MY BACK. YOU'RE GONNA DIE LIVE LIKE AN ANGEL - DIE - DIE - DIE YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL |
| Venom Canadian Assault |
| VENOM CONQUERS CANADA |
| Vesperian Sorrow Psychotic Sculpture |
| a much more polished and genre exploratory album yet doesnt match its predecessor |
| Vesperian Sorrow Beyond The Cursed Eclipse |
| this is american black sympth alright, roughly hewn excess and all over the place, which isnt to say it isnt as glorious as any of the european masters. an excellent record by any account, but why, for all saint melody's sake why, is that the album cover? |
| Vesperian Sorrow Stormwinds Of Ages |
| a streamlined yet undeniably well composed blasymphony |
| Vesperian Sorrow Promo 2008 |
| 1 5 skillfully composed raw blasymph |
| Viking Do Or Die |
| AXE CLEAVEN FACE AMALGATHRASH YOURE HELLBOUND!!! |
| Vindland Hanter Savet |
| jaunty meloblakkings |
| Vinterhjerte Wood and Iron |
| melogrowlfolk tremendous voyage |
| Vinterhjerte For the Gods |
| heavy deatholking valhalla |
| Vintersorg Naturbal |
| vintersorg returns to epic blafolkking soundscapes unlike any other |
| Vintersorg Vattenkrafternas Spel |
| winterkings reign |
| Violent Dirge Elapse |
| when progdeath bands actually had chops, kickass dm that knows how to keep the heavy just leave it to poland bb |
| Voivod RRRÖÖÖAAARRR |
| voivod aptly name their sophomore as they cross into a thrash band with hardcore elements |
| Voluspa Trollbunden |
| excellent nordic eluveitie folkstreams |
| Voluspaa Av sin klokskap |
| blackking sails supreme |
| Vomit Still Rotting |
| AHRDEST EXPLOSIVE EXPULSIVE RAW REH DM BLAAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!!!!!! trvly bilious projectile death spewage REHtchingly good dm much better production than their earlier demos but seems a bit regurgitated from what can be found ahrd nauseating dm |
| Vomit Rehearsal Nov 25 1986 |
| trvly bilious projectile death spewage REHtchingly good dm |
| Wallachia From Behind The Light |
| lighthearted blasynth metal with exaggerated overdubbed balsog vocals that almost ruin the environs |
| Wardemon Aires de Guerra |
| trv to their name hispanic demon trolls crushing all in their wake along their dance |
| Warlord And the Cannons of Destruction Have Begun... |
| warlord's debut is a solid pm venture but lacks the overall magic of deliver us until it reaches such a highlight |
| Warlord Deliver Us |
| into a wonderfully crisp sound and excellent songwriting was birthed power metal |
| Warmen Beyond Abilities |
| damn he actually worked on this one. several tracks basically bodom with the keys as the main riffs, title, hidden, trip, dawn, singer's chance are all great, and salieri strikes back is hilarious as well as a fully legit and best tune |
| Waylander Honour Amongst Chaos |
| engulfing blackened folk highlight as the deities clash |
| Waylander The Light, The Dark and the Endless Knot |
| excellent growly folk metal with some peculiar singing highlights in anu's retribution and after the fall |
| Wayreth Towards the Forest Forgotten |
| gremlin performed singular black symph |
| Wehrmacht Shark Attack |
| lol ur dead |
| White Skull Tales From The North |
| raspy italian lady vox are yowza, n the riffs aint bad either |
| Windir Arntor |
| viking shout meloblack windir can have all my babies part 2 |
| Windir 1184 |
| melodramatic kingsing meloblack metal but not as babymaking as previous dates highlights dance and heidra |
| Windir Likferd |
| one final meloblasymph folkking epic. gone too soon before culminating many more, yet what a legacy to leave behind. our children will grow strong. RIP Valfar, a trv badass |
| Windir Det Gamle Riket |
| an epic demo done at 16-17, rougher mixes of some tracks on soknardalr plus the non-lp krigaren, great shit |
| Windir Valfar, Ein Windir |
| 1-2 new tracks fair blasymph 3-4 rerecs alright 5-9 other band tribute covers are lolz 10-11 live tracks rule disc 2 compilation naturally rulz |
| Winterage The Harmonic Passage |
| lovely winter dance of trvly classical neopower tho it more than sometimes seems more like a violin with metal influences |
| Winterage The Inheritance of Beauty |
| a unique take on power symph with extensive use of legit italian opera and orchestra quality strings |
| Wintersun Wintersun |
| the ferocity of winter and beauty of the north, siffy's trv third album |
| Wintersun Time II |
| the culmination of everything jari has experimented with finally coming to fruition like the cherry blossoms he is so fond of. orchestral nihonan epic melodeafolk metal, overemphatic drums like a dog sled in snow, very saturated sound is nice. fields of snow a pretty magical miyazaki nippopiece, the way of the fire and storm make up the album |
| Wintersun The Forest Seasons (Instrumental) |
| sounds much better voxless, a lotr score epic journey with blastbeats and riffs |
| Within Temptation Enter (Demo) |
| "recorded at home" and is fucking gorgeous |
| Wodensthrone Over the Binding of the Waves |
| intense atmopagan black these isolated lands rules |
| Wolf Spider Hue of Evil |
| back to the thrashy techthrash days of wilczy pajak naughty themes throughout |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Serenade No. 13 in G Major, K.525 |
| probably the most famous allegro in all music, it's as charming as it is annoying as you've heard it 1000 times before, the most famous pop song of the classical era. then a much less famous andante that is easy to the ear enough and does increase into a minor climax, a rather diminutive and forgettable allegretto, and one of mozart's strongest pieces of all time in the finale allegro, lively and to the heart with a piercing as it is frenzied climax |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Piano Sonata No. 11 in A major, K. 331 |
| doesn't get much more piano slappy than this bros |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Symphony No. 39 in E♭ major, K. 543 |
| excellent symphony, i goes ahrd, ii and iii are good with editing, and iv is a masterpiece |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Piano Sonata No.4 in E flat, K282 |
| adagio and menuettos are slower but worth the highlights, then he lets it go in the allegro |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Sonata for Two Pianos in D Major, K. 448 |
| i is excellent, ii is gentle, iii is that famous tune you're looking for |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Violin Concerto No. 5, K. 219 |
| a very lovely concerto, set by i, amassed in ii and perfected across a vigorous but pleasantly undulating landscape in iii |
| X Japan Blue Blood |
| great album, highlights in kurenai and rose of pain |
| Ymer Land Crows upon the Fallen Ones |
| pagan sails highlights total death and winter is over |
| Ymer Land Ymer Land |
| pagan bliss |
| Ysbrydnos Phantasmal Bells Below the Devil's Pulpit |
| visceral heavy based bm with dumgum interludes and touches |
| Zdechly Aniol Kurwomancer |
| slightly charred osdm raising all the polish bitches |
| Zel Agganor Rise of the Black Star |
| a solid meloblack release into the world of zel agganor |
| 3.5 great |
| ...and Oceans The Symmetry of I - The Circle of O |
| ...uhhh this band. silly, silly bois, still mostly solid bm and adjacent with highlights in aquarium of children (why) and salipsism |
| ...and Oceans The Dynamic Gallery of Thoughts |
| mystical blasymph beauties and sillinesses |
| ...and Oceans A.M.G.O.D. |
| not bad, intell is sexy is the best track |
| ...and Oceans ...and Oceans |
| mystical blasymph beauties and sillinesses some decent new oceans ...uhhh this band. silly, silly bois, still mostly solid bm and adjacent with highlights in aquarium of children (why) and salipsism |
| ...and Oceans mOrphogenesis |
| oceans' most beautiful effort and best release this is pretty terrible no wonder they never did a proper live album |
| ...and Oceans As in Gardens, So in Tombs |
| ARIEL HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED AND KING TRITON IS PISSED |
| ...and Oceans ...and Oceans EP |
| 2 gud live |
| ...and Oceans Cloud Heads |
| WHEN'S IT MY TURN? WOULDN'T I LOVE, LOVE TO EXPLORE THAT SHORE UP ABOVE? OUT OF THE SEA WISH I COULD BE PART OF THAT WORLD |
| 1914 The Blind Leading the Blind |
| pretty good blackened death a la behemoth, but has way too many interludes and little smudgeons here and there |
| 1914 Where Fear and Weapons Meet Bonus LP |
| some nice extras including a melobleath'd rise against cover, silly techno remixes, a sombre yet cheeky reality jab, and suitable instrumentals |
| 1st0 2nd Chapter |
| a not bad nascent anime metal band somewhere between the worst and best of galny |
| 50 Cent The Collaboration Ep |
| fiddy down it even ahrder with gangsta frens |
| A Flock of Seagulls A Flock of Seagulls |
| a lot of great synthwork duo guitar dynamics, culminating especially in i ran and space age, but everything after gets progressively less interesting and its hard to believe its not full of masterpieces |
| A Flock of Seagulls Space Age Love Song |
| space age instrumentation is pure win regardless of tempo, mikes old man voice isnt bad, slowed down version needs the drawled vox removed though |
| Abbath Outstrider |
| mia wallace's debut ;) too bad its not anywhere near as warsome as abbath's debut however, tho nice bonus bathory cover |
| Abigor Supreme Immortal Art |
| another pretty but lesser abigor |
| Absence of Eternity Auburn Hellscape |
| mighty gorgoroth black viking strut |
| Absence of Eternity The Crestfallen |
| a weird juxtapose of melodic gorgoroth blackking metal |
| Absu Barathrum V.I.T.R.I.O.L. |
| dense amped osdm with black vox and a handful of synthwork |
| Absu The Sun Of Tiphareth |
| an increasingly more eclectic album than anything before, most fantasy adventure albums simply create the atmosphere, but this one trvly feels like it highlight in apzu |
| Absu The Third Storm Of Cythraul |
| absu goin fuckin insane once again with shining diamonds and every combination of black n death |
| Absu ...And Shineth Unto The Cold Cometh... |
| shines a bit too warmly still |
| Absu Abzu |
| technically proficient but about as dynamic as having a 2nd self titled with one letter swapped |
| Absu Immortal Sorcery |
| intense ass dm track |
| Absu Return Of The Ancients |
| lesser prodded than immortal sorcery but gud dms, an ambient, and a deathdoom |
| Absu Return of the Ancients - The Temples of Offal |
| ancient ahsum absu |
| Accept Breakers On Stage |
| a collection of accepts ahrdest (minus balls) gone balls to the wall LIVE |
| Acid Witch Spooky |
| good metal in the venom and bathory traditions, their best |
| Acrid Tomb / Tomb of Annihilation Hermetic Invocations (Split) |
| the sound of an ancient boobytrap crushing nefarious graverobbers and their shrieks of despair at their final resting place, followed by the previous dead victims throwing a celebration party in welcome to their now shared existence |
| Ad Honorem Sankarsävelet |
| growly desperate shout folkem with some king |
| Ad Mortis Nostrae Barbarian Metal |
| cool instrumental power/viking demo from mexico |
| Adorned Brood Kuningaz |
| a more flutey, artsy siffy, but with wins in men! and esp kreuzeslast |
| Adrana The Ancient Realms |
| weaves from legitimate power metal with lady soprano voxals to pure symph |
| Adrenalin O.D. Humungousfungusamongus |
| adrenaline od put the AHRD in ARHDcore |
| Aegir (Swe) Brennu-Njál |
| viking tendency meloblack, a lesser modern windir |
| Aegir (Swe) Aska |
| demon vikings sacrificing all your souls to hel |
| Aephanemer Know Thyself |
| cute instrumental melodeath ep alive is pure win |
| Aephanemer Utopie |
| a plainclothes version of their previous works save some unusually vicious bmy bits, with some mildly successful attempts for epicity at the end, all in french tho highlight contrepoint |
| Aesbard Ancient Tales |
| 2 3 novel amateur melodeavolking tales |
| Aether (POL) Tale of Fire |
| definitely furries but pretty good folk mdm with keys |
| Aetherian At Storm's Edge |
| a mix of belakor n nomnium, better than the former but nowhere near as good as the latter. highlights in aenean fire and starlit shores |
| Afflicted Prodigal Sun |
| jaunty brutal melodeath |
| Agnostic Front Cause For Alarm |
| crystal hardcore with thrash solos whats not to love |
| Agnostic Front Liberty & Justice For... |
| deez nutz hehehe ahrd n fast hardthrash thrashcore |
| Ahab The Oath |
| ABYSSAL GURGLES FROM THE BELLY OF THE BEAST |
| Al-Namrood Atba'a Al-Namrood |
| title track is so good omg. rest is good arab influenced black metal that could get them killed at any time /m/ |
| Al-Namrood Jaish AlNamrood |
| good araby metal tunes, atbaa n esp naqoos |
| Alcest Spiritual Instinct |
| best 'cest ;) |
| Alestorm Sunset on the Golden Age |
| its dumb, its silly, its also pure fun. the boys rly went out of their way outsourcing ppl much more talented than them to make sthg worth listening to, and it worked. chris's vox still suck and its too bad they didnt replace him/get singing lessons except for the tao cover (which is pure win) but the whole album is honestly a good time obliterating any shits given about its ridiculousness |
| Alestorm Voyage of the Dead Marauder |
| RUNESCAPE SEA SHANTY 2 COVER BEST ALESTORM ALBUM EVER |
| Alghazanth Subliminal Antenora |
| a purified and cast blasymph album without the grittiness or trv of debut |
| Alghazanth Wreath of Thevetat |
| every long term blasymph band eventually drops the ball and alghazanth does here, though it picks up in the second portion and i cant complain too much |
| Alghazanth Behind the Frozen Forest |
| while bm sounds best raw it still needs to be audible this is so quiet on everything but the keys the trv isnt allowed to stand properly |
| Alice Cooper Trash |
| good rock songs, poison and bed of nails are timeless |
| Allegiance (SWE) Hymn Till Hangagud |
| cave troll bm playing with various ossiferous instruments scrounged throughout the years with a random vikening at the end must have eaten one of those too |
| Allegiance (SWE) Blodörnsoffer |
| bloodied stone bm, too long |
| Alphonse Mouzon Mind Transplant |
| makin' jazz cool again |
| Altar (NLD) Until Heaven Forbids |
| pretty good amateur osdm with a win trooper cover |
| Altharya Tenth Night |
| 2 5 pretty israeli symph demo |
| Alvader Hereniging |
| slightly kingy melodic folk metal and some random black riffs then a full viking closer |
| Alvader Broederband |
| clean melodic metal with pagan vox |
| Alvader Midwinternacht |
| melodic pagan joy dance |
| Alvader Alvader |
| melopagan metal to the all father |
| Alvheim Alvheim Various |
| ahrd black metal riffage and covers |
| Amberian Dawn River Of Touni |
| sounds like what epica's phantom agony should have been LOL great symph metal relying on soprano vox yet still lacking trv power highlight in the curse |
| Amebix Monolith |
| a cool crustash album by the crustaceans |
| Amon (USA-FL) Feasting the Beast |
| LET THE BEAST DEVOUR ALLLLLLL |
| Amongst the Moonlight A Journey Through Darkness |
| dissectiony/immortaly black symph |
| Amorphis Privilege Of Evil |
| a weird but good version of morphis |
| Amorphis Silent Waters |
| lets go skinny dipping bb ;) |
| Amorphis Black Winter Day |
| like thousand lakes but shorter |
| Amorphis Circle |
| like silent waters 3 amazing tracks at the beginning and it feels great but then they slowly taper down |
| Amorphis Disment Of Soul (Demo) |
| some rly dirty dm, almost wish theyd stayed this way |
| Amorphis Legacy of Time |
| good new tracks, good live tracks |
| Amorphis Silent Waters |
| one of title albums best tracks and a filler |
| Amorphis Brother and Sister |
| when your bonus tracks are better than the album |
| Amorphis Borderland |
| a higher light among their epic discography |
| An Ancient Legend, Long Forgotten Myth |
| instrumental forgotten landscapes, dunsynth mixed with symphonelements and power and random bm riffs like an offknock tribute to summoning |
| Anabantha Llanto de libertad |
| very light but pleasant lady metrock |
| Anachronia The Endless Agony |
| garage/basement production but still the riffs n melodies cannot be denied, gothic prog mdeth that keeps interesting, highlights in title and time so long |
| Anaon Koll AnaonKollYT |
| raging french melodeath and amon amarth |
| Anatomy The Witches of Dathomir |
| a much more streamlined lesser version of their blackdeath debut |
| Ancient Proxima Centauri |
| alright they drop the ball here and become a more generic dimmy worship meloblack with uncomplementary sillies but eyes of the dead is classic symphy fun |
| Ancient Trolltaar |
| mild relaxed meloblacks |
| Ancient Det Glemte Riket (Compilation) |
| mild relaxed meloblacks classic trv meloblasymph tellurian blasymph misting over the land new tracks drony bm nothing, ambient nothing, and gettin high |
| Ancient Eerily Howling Winds |
| undercooked amateur smith black metal archangel blow gud drony bm nothing chill bm raw rendition win tellurian blasymph misting over the land and solid raws |
| Ancient Light Until the End |
| 2 strummy meloblack tremulations |
| Andhrimnir Winter Blasphemies |
| 3 grim groaning darkness (blackdoom) |
| Andras Sword of Revenge |
| dungeony bm with a pm cover |
| Angel Dust Into The Dark Past |
| speethrash OWNAGE |
| Angel of Sodom Divine Retribution |
| pizza party thrashin trashin ahrd BURN! BURN! BURN! |
| Angra Temple of Shadows |
| shadows soar highlight temple of hate |
| Angra Cycles Of Pain |
| gets real sloggy in the middle but overall a nice slab of powered symph |
| Annihilation (USA-IL) Social Experiment |
| raw basement dm with weird ass drumming sounds |
| Annulond Annúlond |
| 1 cold journey meloblack |
| Anschluss Demo 1987 |
| anschluss upgrade to metal riffs and forget about playing with the reverb for natural shout-grunt-growls to become trv if basic dm |
| Anschluss Demo '86 |
| ahrdcore riffs with 'evil' reverb grumble vox, trv deathcore |
| Ansgar Høsten Odim |
| christian brazilian midi vikings out to conquer souls |
| Antestor The Return of the Black Death |
| a much more melodic and less souldepth album than martyrium, nevertheless solid antestor |
| Antestor Det Tapte Liv |
| typical ep, a couple upcoming tracks and a few otherwise unreleased little tidbit pieces |
| Antestor Kongsblod (Demo) |
| can only find title track, which is very good |
| Anthrax Spreading The Disease |
| party thrash that goes on n on n doesnt stop i want to rate it lower but their infectious energy makes it impossible |
| Anthrax Fistful Of Metal |
| party thrash that rulz, best album cover ever |
| Anthrax Anthrax |
| a presentation of some of the earliest heavy/thrash and it RAWKS |
| Anthrax Anthrax (1983 Demo) |
| scratchy thrashier than 1982's tracks and another version of howling furies |
| Antonin Dvorak Silhouettes, Op. 8 |
| dainty little tunes without any clinchers |
| Antonio Vivaldi The Four Seasons |
| Spring i. 3.5 bombastic with a great climax, tho somewhat annoying ii. 2 quite boring iii. 3.5 great romantic sweeps but dips a bit too much; Summer i. 4 wish there were no slow sections ii. 2 more boring iii. 4.5 stfu its impossible to overplay this masterpiece; Autumn i. 3.5 just as iconic and mid as spring i ii. 1.5 quite boring iii. 3.5 lofty fun; Winter i. 4.5 harder than anything until the 80s ii. 3 the only good adagio of the four concertos iii. 4 snowy with a fitting blizzard of a climax |
| Antonio Vivaldi Cello Sonata in B-flat major, RV 46 |
| a relaxing and rather mid sonata until iv when he amps it up |
| Antropomorphia Bowel Mutilation |
| mighty voxed deathdoom |
| Apocalypse (IT) Odes |
| darkened lesser hammerheart |
| Apostasy (CHL) Death Return |
| return of deathrash violencia |
| Apothecy Hidden Path |
| 1 (live) 2 5 viking metal with melodeath vox for a change of pace track 2 turns into a prog goth symph for some reason |
| Arathorn Treue & Verrat |
| black style german folk songs |
| Arch Enemy Rise of the Tyrant |
| arch enemy and amott's best ever melodies and arrangements, as well as angela's best vocal performance. highlights in blood on your hands, revolution begins, and vultures, either coincidentally or intentionally evenly placed apart |
| Archenemy Rehearsal |
| 2 4 raw barely audible dm and yet still better than the poseur band from a decade later |
| Archgoat Angelcunt (Tales of Desecration) |
| artificially but still primevally dark monster metal |
| Arcturus Aspera Hiems Symfonia |
| a lot of different styles churned around, often too slow where it really doesn't need to be in an attempt to sound epic but misses the mark most of the time. still their doomy dimmyness works wonderfully in fall of man, and to thou is a great banger |
| Arghoslent Hornets of the Pogrom |
| if george fisher had talent and heartwork was worked on, highlights in manacled freightage and esp the grenadier |
| Arghoslent Bastard Son of One Thousand Whores |
| pretty good mellydelly trax but poor production |
| Arghoslent Troops of Unfeigned Might |
| good mdm trax |
| Arkangel (VEN) Arkangel |
| great energy venezuelan mrocks tho some thrust is lost in the spanish lyrics |
| Arkona (RUS) От сердца к небу |
| not always the best folk, but when they hit it, you will dance |
| Arkona (RUS) Goi, Rode, Goi! |
| has the finntroll issue of being generally good but not outstanding, as well as just kind of plain slavic arrangement |
| Arkona (RUS) Slovo |
| crazy russian blolktals |
| Armored Saint March Of The Saint |
| even under the weight of his armor the saint marches with SPEED |
| Armoured Angel Mysterium |
| groovy barebones osdm |
| Arnaut Pavle Transylvanian Glare |
| baptized in jesus' piss wow bungie |
| Arsenic (USA-NY) Hallucinations |
| they improve every demo without a doubt and this is their best |
| Art Inferno Abyssvs Abyssvm Invocat |
| a darker, more amateur cradle of filth clone with stormlord elements. seriously neiro's shrieks are just like dani's didnt think anyone else could do it, highlights in orgiastic dance and blood of eternal love |
| Artificial Brain Infrared Horizon |
| death metal krallice be like |
| Artificial Brain Artificial Brain |
| a techdeath album i actually like wtf (its cuz it has soul) |
| Arvinger Helgards Fall |
| maideny blackkings and dragonic metal spheres |
| Arvinger Rast |
| campfire meloblack |
| Asathor Nordic Tale |
| 4 a short blackking raid |
| Asaviga Frei wie der Wind |
| melodic bonecrushing bassy trollstomp deathdust |
| Asgard (BRA) Odin |
| kingy flutely blasymph brazilians |
| Asgard (CAN) Northland Pagan Storm |
| storm of canadian blasymph |
| Asmegin Hin Vordende Sod & Sø |
| bleathfolk witchery |
| Asmegin Arv |
| on one hand maiden trollkings on the other some unfortunate kakramz and yet on a third some pseudo epic symphodiddles |
| Asphyx The Rack |
| unhinged swedeathy nethdeth |
| Asphyx Asphyx |
| unapologetic deathdoom that decimates your expectations |
| Assorted Heap The Experience of Horror |
| a sizeable pile of assorted deathrashins and a jiggaling |
| Astarte Doomed Dark Years |
| excellent old style bm forged by 3 greek goddesses, empress of the shadow land slays |
| Astarte The Rise of the Black Metal Goddess |
| some of their best as well as not so best but still a righteous tribute to tristessa |
| Astarte The Ring (of Sorrow) |
| a ladypretty meloblack and accompanying key dance |
| Astharoth Gloomy Experiments |
| fairly ripping techthrash |
| Atargatis Alba Gebraich |
| super raw bare symph but gracefully lovely for all that, highlight in the battle |
| Atargatis Accurst From The Deep |
| a bit more built ep with better production yet still charmingly raw, highlights in the mirror within and the lofty and beautiful last goodbye |
| Atheist Piece Of Time |
| when progdeath didnt suck, on they slay n beyond best tracks |
| Atlain Living in the Dark |
| speedin ghoul accelerations |
| Atlantean Sword Ironmaster |
| master dwarf crafted weaponry |
| Atlas Pain What the Oak Left |
| a lesser version of every folky mdm band u know, but still pretty good |
| Atomic Aggressor Rise Of the Ancient Ones |
| raw chilean death metal that thrashpows as good as anything from north america but not as exciting as their first 2 demos but still fair dm perhap thats why it took so long for an lp and a nice modern dm appearance by an old hobby band |
| Atomic Aggressor Sights of Suffering |
| a fair osdm revival album in 2014 |
| Atomic Aggressor Invoking the Primal Chaos |
| ancient chilean dmers rise from the grave to deliver a more modern than appreciable but still well executed dm ep |
| Atomic Aggressor Resurrection |
| not as exciting as their first 2 demos but still fair dm perhap thats why it took so long for an lp |
| Atomic Aggressor Rise of the Ancient Ones 2008 Demo |
| a nice modern dm appearance by an old hobby band |
| Atomic Aggressor Unbodied Rites |
| hawt modern dm track |
| Atrocity Hallucinations |
| techdeath as it should be, sticking to its roots without more than a passing interest in the foreign elements |
| Atrocity Willenskraft |
| holy shit so much better than their last 2 trv atrocities dustdeath it up bois |
| Atrocity (USA-CT) Toxic Death |
| raw grindin' dm |
| Attacker Battle at Helm's Deep |
| trv eavy metal m/ |
| Atvm Famine, Putrid and Fucking Endless |
| some good techy melodeath, if told id like it i wouldn't believe it, cool bass solos prominent throughout |
| Aura Noctis Hiems Aeterna |
| piano synth driven atmosphericals with occasional complementary lady vox |
| Aura Noire Sombre Chevauchée |
| the single track that can be found off this is also cradle worship but slightly lamer |
| Autopsy Severed Survival |
| when your drummer copies your homework a bit, a lesser version of leprosy |
| Autopsy 1987 demo |
| trv autopsy, slow dm with ripping solos |
| Autopsy Critical Madness demo |
| trv CRITICALLY MAD autopsy |
| Autopsy Dark Crusades |
| 88 reh is great esp human geno and critical madness, 93 hong kong cafe show quality sucks balls but highlight in severed survival, stone show tracks are few and meh, ruthless inn goes ahrrrrdddddd great show |
| Autopsy Morbidity Triumphant |
| autopsy back with an ahrd modern dm album much faster than their usual style n with many zinger solos to boot |
| Avatar (BEL) Millennia |
| doomy blackened goth metal with highlights in mirrors, serpent, ultra mare, and summergate |
| Axut Guda Oihua |
| -3 mighty roar melodeath |
| Azagthoth (UK) Shredded Flesh |
| rough n hashed smashed dm but they pick it up competently enough |
| BABYMETAL The Other One |
| hoyl fuck im actually posing a bbmtl album. metal kingdom, divine attack, and then the finale of monochrome + light n darkness grab me by the nethers |
| Bad Brains Black Dots |
| vox are fuckin weird but definitely the ahrdest punk of the 70s |
| Bal-Sagoth Bloodmist at Dawn |
| synth cheese black heavy symph goodness |
| Baldrs Draumar Forfedres Fortellinger |
| baldrs synthonic melofolkeath amalgamate |
| Baldrs Draumar Aldgillissoan |
| rowdy melodeafolkking and pirates |
| Baldrs Draumar Fan Fryslâns Ferline |
| acoustic fremennik lyrecisms |
| Baldrs Draumar Njord |
| another akoustikorpilyrecism |
| Baldrs Draumar Til Horisonten |
| proud symphonic trolls |
| Baphomet (NY) The Dead Shall Inherit |
| zombies breed to produce this classically influenced 2nd gen early 90s chunky boy |
| Baptised in Ice Trail of Valhalla |
| a fair bathory inspired brazilian viking effort |
| Baptised in Ice Frozen Heart |
| galloping blasymph and amateur povikivox |
| Barathrum Hailstorm |
| the darkvst of dvbuts |
| Barathrum Anno Aspera: 2003 Years After Bastard's Birth |
| some amazing bangers like corpse desec n sealed but not their best effort |
| Barathrum Devilry |
| finally a good barathrum demo goddamn |
| Barathrum Überkill |
| barathy revving up their black n roll once again vrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuummmmm |
| Bare Infinity The Butterfly Raiser |
| a fine symph album, well placed keys and good pacing, most songs arent must haves but race of destiny, artemis, and ashes rock |
| Bathory Octagon |
| bathy's 3rd worst album, yeah, but a bad album? NOT ON YOUR LIFE! in the vein of requiem but even more down in the dirt thrash with quorthon just going where the fuck ever EAT MY SHIT!! SUCK MY DICK!! |
| Battle Beast Steel |
| rockin modern classic heapow with a wicked vox'd frontwoman |
| Battlehorn Battlehorn YT |
| amateur synthy screamy melodeath and promos |
| Batushka Царю Небесный |
| pismo i-iii a lot more solid than after |
| Behemoth Demigod |
| overreliance on artificial sounds emphasizes the demi but nevertheless pertains to something divine |
| Behemoth Sventevith (Storming Near the Baltic) |
| a stormy bm debut with appreciable synth effects |
| Behemoth Pandemonic Incantations |
| whats with all classic bm bands going prog in the late 90s? anyway overall great progged light bm tracks with more melodious structures in the latter half, highlights in past funeral and entrance mars, with the bonus new edition spell of inferno also a win |
| Behemoth The Apostasy |
| continues the path ov demigod with overproduction and mesopotamian themes surrounding general standard quality but in a lesser vein, all in all forgettable just like the ancient civilizations' scripts it is inspired by |
| Behemoth ....From the Pagan Vastlands |
| the adolescent behemoth with sinew engorged commences quaking and ravaging the land |
| Behemoth Ezkaton |
| title track always rulz no matter what iteration, qadosh an alright b side, covers are pretty win, great live tracks |
| Behemoth Thelema.6 |
| behemoth elevate their new venture into blackened death and it is mighty |
| Behemoth Antichristian Phenomenon |
| tt gnarly new blackened death, malice is a dece outtake, pagan 2000 like their other rerecs is inferior but its there, otherwise wicked selection of covers + bowie lolz |
| Behemoth Abyssus Abyssum Invocat |
| BEHEMOTH BACK IN BUSINESS BB!! new track rulz, WELCOME TO HELL COVER PURE WIN HELL YEAH PIEK?O!! and awesome live tracks but also offcasts of demigod days, title and pylon are eh, covers are w/e (danzig is bleh), demigod is win, title still just title, lam live is good |
| Behemoth The Satanist |
| following a masterpiece like evangelion is no small feat, nevertheless the satanist ritualizes a firm encore highlight in blow your trumpets, GABRIEL!! |
| Behemoth Blow Your Trumpets Gabriel |
| title combines the hypereffects of demigod with the direct atmosphere of evangelion, not as good as the latter but certainly better than the former, trumpet effect is very cool; cain is a fun ezkaton like riff slapper, as is the much more bombastic version of ludzie wschodu |
| Behemoth Thy Winter Kingdom |
| raw, scratchy, atmospheric and melodic, the young behemoth eats and grows strong |
| Belenos Spicilege |
| best belenos thus actual paganic black goodness |
| Belenos Chants De Bataille |
| welldone runmill bm with nowagain vike chants |
| Belenos Yen Sonn Gardis |
| stale bm with chants, tho the chants are plentiful and pleasant later on |
| Belphegor Goatreich-Fleshcult |
| pretty good, their most solid record |
| Belphegor Blutsabbath |
| solid pizza black but thats about it. the blarghs at end of path are lolz |
| Belphegor Necrodaemon Terrorsathan |
| pretty good pizza black, highlight in diabolical possession |
| Belphegor Blood Magick Necromance |
| pretty damn solid with a highlight in sado messiah, its just not top notch |
| Benediction Transcend the Rubicon |
| straightfoward well executed dm without any standouts |
| Benediction Subconscious Terror |
| good humoured raw but not stellar dm |
| Beowulf (USA) Slice of Life |
| high energy METAL |
| Bialy Vitez Ogień Wilczych Serc |
| hearty hussar folk bliss |
| Billy Talent Billy Talent II |
ben's pure canadian-polish accent vox that must be preserved for all eternity, and ian d'sa is a
god; devil 3.5 went to school with the kid in the music vid (he's a dwarf), did a weird al version
of this called my left eye without the glass referring to losing a contact and having difficulty
coordinating, demo version sounds interesting; red flag 4 loved the song in elementary never
reconnected until hs; suffering 3.5 another addictive track; worker bees 3 weirdest, most awk
track theyve written when i first listened to the full album i thought wtf is this bc every other
track got played everywhere all the time, neless still has a strong chorus like everything they
did back then n always wins me over by the end despite initially wanting to del it but then dat
chor comes in and im omg; pins n needles 3.5 as trv and full of path as can be over a romantic
failure; fallen leaves heard this too much for it to make the trv impact it once did but
realistically a 4; line 3 better written than bees yet too simple, just romps on but good message
n d'sa carries it more than ben does; cowardice 2.5 filler track tho it contains ben's best and
most believable screams; surrender 5 love this song, the melody, the d'sa back vox, the
desperation, the pathos, the irony of wanting her to surrender then eventually surrendering
himself, somehow tragic despite nothing happening, the double irony of it being so cringe in
concept yet amazing in execution, aboot a perfect song; navy song 4 another of their best, fun but
ahrd and full of pathos, d'sa again taking a strong lead to make it work, the entire track like
the undulations of a ship at sea from smaller to larger waves, heavy gunfire in the midst of ocean
warfare; perfect 2.5 another filler chorus is rocky but dumb track for the most part, the ctrl alt
del lyric esp cringe; sympathy fuck me this is trash end the album already its long enough total
fking filler track so much for rating the album a 4 have a 2; burn the evidence 2.5 one final
filler track why end so poorly final score 3.3 |
| Billy Talent iTunes Session |
| an unusually raw bc live performance, good variety if not the best song selection, lesser songs more intimate |
| Bilskirnir In Flames of Purification |
| a good mix of 2000s raw bm + blackened melodic death flicks highlights in for victory we ride and die lichtung |
| Black Dethe Iron Cross |
| a cool deathrash final jam from an early band |
| Black Dethe Evil Prayer |
| very slayery deathrash before some prog and then a jam sesh |
| Black Knight Master of Disaster |
| epic classic metal esp the 1st 2 tracks |
| Black Knight Demo 84 |
| classic 80s metal chivalry and joust of battle |
| Black Majesty (USA-NY) Authors of Evil |
| a poor lost thrash demo with a few deathy tendencies, silence of the wind/dominion of evil goes aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahrrrrrdddd |
| Black Messiah First War of the World |
| ancient tale big boobie key laid TROLLS |
| Black Messiah Heimweh |
| dances between troll jaunt and meloblasynth |
| Black Messiah Of Myths and Legends |
| jaunty meloblafolk salvation |
| Black Messiah Sceptre Of Black Knowledge |
| a full on black metal concerto series performance |
| Black Messiah The Final Journey |
| to become a melobleathy TROLL |
| Black Palace Symphony Fallen Angel of Mourning |
| dramatic dracula's castle blasymphony as promised |
| Black Sabbath Master of Reality |
| sabbath go full metal and master the reality of the riff |
| Black Sabbath Black Sabbath |
| title, wizard and nib are the birth of metal. the beginning, but far, far from the end |
| Black Sabbath Vol. 4 |
| sabbath return with some excellent metallic ahrd rock alongside metallin cornucopia and the epic under the sun |
| Black Sabbath Paranoid |
| a nice variety ep showcasing title and iron man off paranoid, a look into the future with sweet leaf, and the already classic NIB |
| Black Tears (AR) Gates of Winter |
| 1 a barely salvaged shortlived argentinian viking voyage |
| Black Wytche Tempting the Blade |
| a trvly wytchy thrash demo featuring band track, the venomy the wild, and title |
| Blasphemer (BRA) Headthrashers Live |
| unleashed brazilian deathrash |
| Blasphemy Rehearsal |
| reh 89 is insane rawest bm if trvly 89, rough mix 90 insane but then grongled dm cant hear that kind of mangled darkness anywhere else |
| Blasphemy Promo Tape 3 |
| 2 short tracks from the early 90s, a 92 thrashy bm pummelling followed by a 93 dm assault |
| Blasphemy Rehearsal Ross Bay Cult Eternal (1989) |
| rawest trvest kvltest canadian bm alongside mayhem |
| Blasphemy Rough Mix 90' |
| insane but then grongled dm cant hear that kind of mangled darkness anywhere else |
| Blasphemy Rehearsal 22/08/90 |
| muddiest screechiest black/death reh and still RIFFS |
| Blazing Dawn In the Light of a Nocturnal Moon |
| variously styled pagan black devotion |
| Blazon Stone Return to Port Royal |
| roving empowered pirate metal unlike their inspiration |
| Blind Guardian Tales From The Twilight World |
| bg's best album. refined thrashiness of their first two albums plus epic power metal form without going much into their later style. highlights in twilight hall and esp last candle |
| Blind Guardian Battalions Of Fear |
| raw thrashy bg best bg |
| Blind Guardian The Tides of War: Live at Rock Hard Festival 2016 |
| actually a rly good bg ep/live show |
| Blodkarsk Rotvelt |
| groovy bloody black metal |
| Blodkarsk Demo 2004 |
| 1 a folkblack jiggaling |
| Blodkarsk Liklarva |
| black metal black bear ep |
| Blodorn Blodørn |
| black blood born |
| Blodorn Fandens Inntog |
| gravelly gorgon bm with viking tendencies |
| Blodravn Words of the High One |
| -7 folk pagan metal incantarituals and Zelda :-) |
| Blood Tyrant Codex Cruor |
| ghouly growly nethdethy cruorous BLACK METAL |
| Bloodaxe Bloodthrone |
| all out blackrash assault |
| Bloodshed Walhalla The Legends of a Viking |
| mix of bathory imitation and individual viking metal that ranges from amateur to fairly adept |
| Bloodshed Walhalla Mather |
| viking based amalgamate but sandy times |
| Bloodshed Walhalla Tribute to Bathory |
| somnolent fairly adept covers with more than a few unsonorous errors |
| Bloodshed Walhalla Ragnarok EP |
| adventurous folktalking and pirate voyage |
| Bloodshed Walhalla Glory to the Sacred Land |
| weird but good folk power black pirate splicing |
| Bloodshed Walhalla Bloodshed Walhalla |
| live viking pirate goodness |
| Blue Oyster Cult Secret Treaties |
| and now the coochie cult rly attracting the masses with a killer rocker with pearls for all |
| Boisson Divine Enradigats |
| french folk party korpiklaani highlight que de melhor |
| Bolt Thrower Those Once Loyal |
| first half incorporates some modern elements and works great, second half straight dm that actually has effort put into it, best record since debut way to finish strong |
| Bolt Thrower The Peel Sessions |
| weaker versions of the masterpieces that would be on in battle |
| Bolt Thrower Concession of Pain |
| demo production leaves it hanging but no doubt this is the win that led to in battle |
| Bolt Thrower Forgotten Existence |
| awesome in battle there is NO LAWWWWW track |
| Bon Jovi New Jersey |
| a better version of slippery with highlights in born baby and blood on blood |
| Bon Jovi Live! On Tour |
| gud jon bovins |
| Bon Jovi Borderline |
| a side bon jovis followed by b side bomb jodys |
| Bond Born |
| electropop renditions of some of the most famous classy tunes, highlights in wintersun, victory, korobushka, duel and viva! |
| Bond Explosive: The Best of Bond |
| the best of bond agreed: victory, explosive, fuego, viva, duel are topguns while the rest bring good momentum |
| Bond Fab Field's Mix |
| atlanta stands out amongst these generally fun string mixes |
| Bond Raymond Weil |
| victory remix ruins it but othello, duel, and bella donna are great |
| Borgarholt Valfar, ein ekta Windir |
| gloomy black dungeon jam session |
| Boris Apostolov Easy Listening Piano Classics, Volume 1 |
| just as it says on the jewel case, soft renditions of piano ubiquities with a highlight in passacaglia |
| Borknagar The Olden Domain |
| a more folk than black mishmash of bork |
| Borknagar Quintessence |
| a return to form in a much more well prodded manner, good balance of folk and black too |
| Borknagar Borknagar |
| generally good black metals with sum folky dabbling |
| Born of Chaos Return of Oblivion |
| 4 jaunty melodeath rowing |
| Bound by Entrails For Valhall's Sorrow |
| gravelandy hel bm |
| Brain Drill The Parasites |
| how to techdeath |
| Brain Drill Apocalyptic Feasting |
| not so much tech as just rly fast dm, me like. cry moar you big babies |
| Brain Drill Quantum Catastrophe |
| they mellowed out into typical deathy tech but going on for 10 mins straight is quite admirable |
| Brandy Human |
| damn brandy got a nice bum : ) |
| Brocas Helm Black Death |
| another cool heavy/power album highlight in fall of the curtain |
| Brocas Helm Into Battle |
| unabashed unrelenting mrocks |
| Brocas Helm Defender Of The Crown |
| impossible not to singalong spepows |
| Brodequin Harbinger of Woe |
| deathy brootal and its surprisingly good |
| Brothers Of Metal Prophecy of Ragnarök |
| alestorm level silly with sabaton bombast scanmyth disney power metal with dual lady/beserker vox highlight sleipnir |
| Brutalism (USA) Solace in Absurdity |
| an unusually excellent bdm album in 2024 |
| Brymir Breathe Fire to the Sun |
| basically a more coordinated siffy album |
| Brymir Wings of Fire |
| symph and bm elements are great most of the time, mdm is basic but works, but when they get in a tight spot they resort to fuckin mccore riffs and vox, taking this down a lot. weak vox in general are a problem for this band. u ppl have no idea what ur listening to lmao |
| Burden of Ymir Jötnar |
| instrumental folk viking bliss |
| Burden of Ymir From Elivagar |
| loud folksy clang bm with blazing accordian win |
| Burden of Ymir Nordland |
| not a bad cover but doesnt quite capture quorthon's spirit |
| Burzum Daudi Baldrs |
| and thus dungeon synth was born!! using their ultra-super powers, varg, the norwegian justice system, and diablo nerds everywhere created the ultimate medieval inspired genre that no medieval listener would ever recognize and instead burn varg at the stake for even suggesting it while forgiving him of such a common sin as murder! highlight in moti ragnarokum |
| Burzum Balders Død (Dauði Baldrs demo) |
| raw bewitching unmastered demos with some lectrix bleh at the end |
| Butterfly Temple Сны северного моря |
| a veritable intermediate transformation |
| Caitlin De Ville Serengeti Sunrise |
| sprightly joyful electric violin pieces by a wicked lady from zambia, crowe and especially isis are the best tracks |
| Caitlin De Ville Primal Donna |
| zambian queen caitlin does it again with her electroviolin magic highlights forgotten odyssey, the sprightly fire & wine and conquest, and the joyful ricochet |
| Caladan Brood Echoes Of Battle |
| a more ambient folk bm, not bad by any means and hits the spot just right sometimes but its minimalism also leaves a lot to be desired, highlight in echoes of battle, no fools this not better than summoning ffs |
| Caladan Brood Summoning Covers |
| some great covers tho cb isnt amazing |
| Camel Camel |
| camel riding lessons go a long way |
| Can Bardd The Last Rain |
| tree hugger bm |
| Candlemass Ancient Dreams |
| a primal ancient spell awakened to the listeners doooooooooom |
| Candlemass Witchcraft |
| messiah's vox are iconic but leif didnt do too bad on these rough sketches and this version of unfathomed tower damnnnnn |
| Carach Angren Dance and Laugh Amongst the Rotten |
| finally an album that actually cares about the instrumentation. cool album |
| Carathis The Moonstone Temple |
| abbath hosted meloblack |
| Carpathian Forest Morbid Fascination of Death |
| carpath distinguish themselves on this eclectic bm release including jazz, symphonics, trad bm etc. |
| Carpathian Forest Journey Through The Cold Moors Of Svarttjern |
| carpath's experiment with dunsynthy bm and its the best thing theyve ever done |
| Carrie Underwood Denim & Rhinestones |
| carrie being involved in the writing of nearly every track on this album leads to her most powerful, punchy, country rock bopper yet. pink champagne has the most clever and romantic alcohol-love metaphors of mainstream music and i am overall impressed |
| Castlesiege The Council of Trees |
| the soundtrack of oot mixed with the score of the karate kid |
| Catamenia Location:COLD |
| what goes up must come down, and with the combination of this being their 7th album, following up their masterpiece winternight tragedies, and the stupid title, it is surprising the fall isnt a greater depth. a lot more clean vocals on this album, which while arent bad, arent enticing either, otherwise generally gud melolbms |
| Catamenia Halls Of Frozen North |
| a great blackened melowin debut, highlights in dreams of winterland and forest enthroned |
| Catamenia Morning Crimson |
| great but not standout meloblack, i guess this lady is where all the catamenia comes from hehehehe |
| Cauldron In Ruin |
| legit 80s sounding pizza metal, tt esp is rockin |
| Celtic Frost Morbid Tales |
| downtuned 70s metal riffs plus nascent thrash forthcomings enwrapped in a new darkness highlighting in nocturnal fear |
| Celtic Frost To Mega Therion |
| trv dark t'rash with black metal shadow |
| Celtic Frost Emperor's Return |
| an even better darkened thrash teaser with highlights in circle of the tyrants, visual aggression, and suicidal winds |
| Celtic Frost Tragic Serenades |
| jewel throne is a fucking thrasher, absolutely no coming signal for into the pandemonium on this lmao |
| Celtic Frost Morbid Tales/Emperor's Return |
| frost's early bests with that dumb extended crypt of rays intro |
| Celtic Frost Fairy Tales |
| earliest rawest frost goin grimm |
| Celtic Frost 1984 Rehearsal |
| murky frost nocturnal fear goes AHRD |
| Cenotaph (MX) The Gloomy Reflection of Our Hidden Sorrows |
| doomy death fate crushings |
| Cenotaph (MX) Saga Bélica |
| good dm but the weak vox take it down more than a few notches |
| Ceremonial Castings Universal Funeral March |
| a quality but not as well composed death blasymph |
| Chakal Abominable Anno Domini |
| slayery brazilean deathrash madness |
| Charles Gounod Ave Maria |
| schubert + bach + someone who can really sing the lyrics = an excellent composition |
| Chastain Mystery Of Illusion |
| naming a band after yourself is lame but cool sexy cover nice old school riffs n congruent lady vox |
| Children of Bodom Skeletons in the Closet |
| pretty much every track on this is an upgrade especially somebody, hypnosis, dont stop, she is beautiful is pure win as a metal song, condition, bed of nails is FUCKING EPIC, aces high is FUCKING EPIC, rebel yell is win, hellion is win, and of course oops i did it again is FUCKING WIN, waiting is lolz more bands should do entire cover albums |
| Children of Bodom Halo of Blood |
| Waste of Skin 4; Title 4; Scream 2.5 hate that opening riff so much; Transference 5 epic; Blue Moon 3 generic for bodom, whats with the unnecessarily long ass title?; Days 3 another generic for bodom track; Dead Man's 3 cute/creepy track kind of awkward and odd for bodom; Damaged 2 pure filler track one of their worst ever; All Twisted 3 more generic bodom; One Bottle 3.5 generic but fun. sleeping in my car cover is pretty win |
| Children of Bodom I Worship Chaos |
| Hurt 3.5 but sounds hollow, great drops; Bodom 3 but also hollow; Morrigan 3.5 but sounds cheap; Horns 3 same hollowness; Prayer one of not one but TWO ballads on the album whoa, more than a little poignant 3.5 but still has that same awkwardness of the others; Title easily best track 5 despite the cheese keys; Tongue 2 fucking garbage filler song; Suicide Bomber 2.5 another awkward dud janne's keys the only thing saving it from oblivion; All for Nothing 3 tighter but somehow more awkward breakup ballad, even the unusually long piano solo not rly adding up to the epicness it ought, just kind of eh; Widdershins actual epic track easy ass 5. covers arent worth much |
| Cinderella Night Songs |
| does a band more encapsulate the spirit of hair than cinderella? classic and trv |
| Cirith Ungol King of the Dead |
| more epic than their debut with a highlight in title |
| Cirith Ungol Paradise Lost |
| another great album by the seeeth butthoooolleeee |
| Cirith Ungol Cirith Ungol |
| the constant hshshshshshshhsssshhss does get in the way of the riffs sometimes but still rules |
| Cirith Ungol Live |
| rulz |
| Cirith Ungol Forever Black |
| how is their 2020 album their best, and they still sound 80s which is cool |
| Cities (USA-NY) Annihilation Absolute |
| fun speavies |
| Convulsion A Pickled Feast |
| YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY |
| Coronatus The Eminence of Nature |
| poppy symfolk power almost making you want to follow climate change and just stop oil delusions |
| Coroner R.I.P. |
| early deathrash wins, highlights in reborn, suicide, and spiral dream |
| Coroner Punishment For Decadence |
| techthrash decadence your punishment is pleasure |
| Coroner Death Cult [Demo] |
| nice tastefully tech threavies demo |
| Corpse Grinder Persistence |
| workin ahrd or ahrdly workin eh? arghoslenty dm |
| Corpsegrinder Corpsegrinder |
| simpler structures and far more groovy make this better than any actual cc album get rekt get shrekt |
| Corrosion of Conformity Animosity |
| crass crazy crossover corroding conformity contemptuously |
| Corvus Corax Inter Deum Et Diabolum |
| riffless folk ceremony |
| Countess Ad Maiorem Sathanae Gloriam |
| groovy bm mrock with silly vocal effect |
| Cova Headthrashers Live |
| legit brazilian dm |
| Coven Witchcraft Destroys Minds & Reaps Souls |
| fantastic album, everything that is metal before there was metal, jinx (and that is her real name) makes the band highlights black sabbath and white witch of rose hall KISS! THE GOAT! unlike so many later adaptations of such satanic mass sounds convincing with real theatrical effort put into it |
| Cradle of Filth Dusk... and Her Embrace |
| raw amateurishly orchestrated but thats what makes it a classic, dani's not quite mastered shrieks are everywhere and they just let out what they can of their young souls highlights in carpathia and title |
| Cradle of Filth From the Cradle to Enslave |
| great title track and some not bad extras |
| Cradle of Filth Darkly, Darkly, Venus Aversa |
| Title 4 awesome; Abyss 3.5; Nun 3.5; Sacred 3.5; Persec 3.5 cool melody; Deceiv 3.5; Lilith 4; Spawn 3; Harlot 3.5; Forgive 3 very maideny; Beyond 3.5 Bonus: Beast 3; Truth 3; Adest 3; Mistress 3.5 got a little mozart tune in there; Jagged 3 |
| Cradle of Filth Evermore Darkly |
| some of the best tracks off darkly, some silliness, and a not bad new track |
| Cradle of Filth The Manticore and Other Horrors |
| more mdm than theyve ever been, highlights in abhorrent, frost on her pillow, onyx wings, and succumb to this ( ? ?? ?) |
| Crass Stations of the Crass |
| THEY SAID THAT WE WERE TRASH WELL THE NAME IS CRASS NOT CLASH |
| Crifotoure Satanarda Crifotoure Satanarda |
| horny charging bm with somewhat viking rhythms gremlin voxd blackened metal blackened sailor travelogue |
| Crifotoure Satanarda Still Alive the Desecration |
| blackened sailor travelogue |
| Crifotoure Satanarda Demo |
| horny charging bm with somewhat viking rhythms |
| Crifotoure Satanarda Crusader |
| gremlin voxd blackened metal |
| Crimson Moon Mors Vincit Omnia |
| the crimson moon finally gets the hang of composing a nice meloblasymphony |
| Crimson Moonlight The Covenant Progress |
| pretty solid blackened death yet seems to be lacking a firm clincher |
| Crimson Moonlight Wings of Death |
| pretty good modern bm track looking forward to abaddon |
| Crionics Human Error: Ways to Selfdestruction |
| production is amazing for 2002, solid melodic death/black, yet somehow isnt too amazing despite surefire technicality |
| Critical Defiance The Search Won't Fall... |
| critically THRASH |
| Cro-Mags Best Wishes |
| classic metal riffs but backed by a needlessly weak punk backbone. Lol |
| Cro-Mags Age of Quarrel |
| trv raw metallic AHRDCORE |
| Cross Vein Silver Lining |
| a silver line poppiness for sure but not very powerful followed by a well done japanese melodrama and a grand soaring anime lady symph track |
| Cross Vein Icarus |
| grand soaring anime lady symph track |
| Cruachan Folk-Lore |
| folk oveeeeeeeeerrrrrrlooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddddddddd |
| Cruachan The Middle Kingdom |
| free flowing celts n metal mrock highlight celtica voice of morrigan |
| Cruciamentum Paradise Envenomed |
| some tight n dirty deathdooms |
| Cruciamentum Obsidian Refractions |
| veritable modern deathdoom |
| Crucifixion (JPN) Necrolatry |
| much better than their first demo, trv japanese dm |
| Crucifixion (JPN) Necrolatry / Corpse Decapitation |
| one of japans first death metal band's only output of 2 demos, corpse is very rough barely put together dmish while necrolatry is a classic 80s demo |
| Cruelty (BRA) Live at UNB 03/1986 |
| cant find anything else from them but the primitive brazilian dm with their crazy fros on this goes ahrd |
| Cryogenic Celephais |
| run mill blasymph until the shieldmaideny title track |
| Cryptic Slaughter Convicted |
| the first pure grind album and with all the virginity of the 80s naturally rules |
| Crystal Abyss Darkness Awakes |
| arhder cof track |
| Crystal Eyes World of Black and Silver |
| respectable power in this realm |
| Crystal Gates Torment & Wonder: The Ways of the Lonely Ones |
| fairly powerful lady symph highlight my glorious fall |
| Crystal Gates East of the Sun |
| well done if not standout beautybeast sympow |
| Cult of Frey By The Blood of Odin: Part 1 - Midgard |
| charred many moons symphking voyage highlights we were born of odin and ten thousand strong |
| Cult of Frey By The Blood Of Odin Part 2: Asgard |
| the cvlt improve their pagking ventures highlight rode on steeds of gold |
| Curta'n Wall Terr'ble Death |
| folk fair bms |
| Curta'n Wall Georgie and the Dragon |
| has neither the frolicsome jubilance of crocodile moat/siege ubsessed nor the lofty soliloquisms of yr gwyddbwyll, abysmal specter is getting bored/losing his touch |
| Custard (DE) Kingdoms of Your Life |
| best power metal band based on a dessert |
| Cynic Focus |
| the best of prog metal, even the quieter instrums/jazz infusions never lose their edge, nothing else matches it. robot vox add an interesting industrial lair, tho on a couple tracks their overuse changes the tone from serious to just plain silly. harsh vox, unlike on later death albums, actually match the music and arent overused. one of the few best prog metal albums |
| Cynic Reflections of a Dying World |
| cynic at their deathrashiest |
| D.E.T.H. Hell |
| roughly forged but amassed brazilian dm |
| D.E.T.H. Rehearsal |
| ahrd potato brazil dm |
| D.E.T.H. Live at the Metal House, Belo Horizonte |
| ripping bra dm track |
| Danger Cross Only Death Is Real |
| earliest greek melodeath |
| Dark Angel Leave Scars |
| great thrash but nothing pure win |
| Dark Angel We Have Arrived |
| a heavy/thrash hybrid that gets ahrder the farther you go in heheheh |
| Dark Funeral Attera Totus Sanctus |
| dark funeral set the pyre for another diabolical sacrifice to the dark lord and it is a moderately pleasing offering with highlights in king antichrist and title |
| Dark Funeral The Secrets of the Black Arts |
| title is amazing spawn of mayhem, the rest standardized darkness |
| Dark Funeral Diabolis Interium |
| for their third lp dark funeral present a tightly composed competent bm album without any marvels |
| Dark Funeral Angelus Exuro pro Eternus |
| a less refined but still largely peccatory offering, i love the album art |
| Dark Funeral Dark Funeral |
| a fine start to a funeral |
| Dark Funeral In The Sign... |
| a fine and proper start to a funeral...with bathory!!!! |
| Dark Funeral Where Shadows Forever Reign |
| all that is shadow once again perpetuated throughout this darkest burial |
| Dark Funeral We Are the Apocalypse |
| nightfall is a fun black n roll track while leviathan and title are solid jams, rest is inoffensive standard dark funeral |
| Dark Haunters To Persevere Is Diabolical |
| look mom i made some blasymph |
| Dark Mirror ov Tragedy Dark Mirror ov Tragedy |
| a pretty great korean blasymph album whose flow is ruined by fucking metallica but also featuring DAT ASS |
| Dark Moor The Hall of the Olden Dreams |
| a better version of rof who honestly should have their place, production is fresh as fuck for 2000 and a sophy album, somewhere in dreams, bells of notre dame, beyond the fire, n esp quest for the eternal fame go ahrd |
| Dark Moor Shadowland |
| rough hewn yet powerful, dark moor esteem themselves in the metal tradition but run out of their original energy burst in the second half ahrd highlight in the epic walhalla |
| Dark Moor Tarot |
| a more poppy but well composed pow symphony the best theyve conducted in years |
| Dark Tranquillity Trail of Life Decayed |
| another early demo better than any of their albums. beyond enlightenment rulz, listen to it now bitches |
| Dark Tranquillity A Moonclad Reflection |
| one final pure win demo before releasing the trash heap that is skydancer |
| Darkestrah The Great Silk Road |
| kyrgyz epic amalgablack without stellarity |
| Darkthrone Sardonic Wrath |
| solid rocky darkthrone |
| Darkthrone Plaguewielder |
| straightforward lite driving bm the best darkthrone since they ran off with the idea |
| Darkthrone Thulcandra |
| fun dm demo with a worthy name |
| Darkthrone Old Star |
| throne's most eclectic and also most solid album since sardonic wrath |
| Darude Before the Storm |
| fun lectrix, tho too many songs sound like sandstorm. highlight in out of control |
| Darzamat In the Flames of Black Art |
| mild softcore dunsynthy gothic blasymph |
| Dawn Nær Sólen Gar Niþer For Evogher |
| solidly blackened dm with subtle melodies that never overtake |
| Dawn Apparition |
| more of a classic swedish osdm |
| Dawn Sorgh På Svarte Vingar Fløgh |
| solid meloblack without any soul piercers |
| Dawn The Eternal Forest - Demo Years '91-'93 |
| melodic n grindy win on demo 1, straight swedeaf on apparition, a mix showcasing their total skillz on 93 |
| Dawn Promotional Demo |
| a showcase of both their melody infused as well as straight swedeath |
| Dawning at Dawn On the Journey |
| pretty good chinese beautybeast symph |
| Dawning at Dawn Hidden Depression |
| chinese import fairly skilled folkrate gothgrowlsymph |
| Dayglo Abortions Out of the Womb |
| some nice buzzin metallish PUNKS |
| Dead (USA-FL) Musical Abortions |
| would be a lot better if only the prod was a bit more clear, raving riffs that sound like pure scratch and LMAO "i came out earlier to warn you guys, if youre planning to continue, youll go to jail. ive had six complaints since the last time ive been out here" m////// |
| Dead Silent Slumber Entombed in the Midnight Hour |
| light classic metally dustygoth melodeablasymph |
| Deafheaven Demo |
| pretty good demo, dat daedalus |
| Deafheaven Roads To Judah |
| violet and first half of tunnel are excellent, middle two tracks leave something to be desired |
| Death Individual Thought Patterns |
| less heavy n thrashy, more proggy, starting with more emphasized random tho decent melodies and a smidge of unnecessary synth work, possibly the first emergence of that horrible drunken wanky bass tone, but nevertheless holds itself together for a reasonable good time |
| Death Human |
| veritable deathrash with a tasteful amount of if still momentum ruining prog sections |
| Death Mutilation |
| mutilation, mutilation, MUTILATION!!!! |
| Death Reign of Terror |
| behold, trv death! |
| Death Infernal Death |
| letting chuck on vox a poor decision but still ascendant death!!! |
| Death Non Analog - On Stage Series - California |
| hate this setlist but nevertheless it goes ahrd, ppl always yelling for zombie ritual lmao Goddamn, it's fuckin' packed! lmao chuck chuckling while people go crazy after 1000 eyes Alright, fuckers, in ya go!! damn there's even girls there LMAO the enthusiasm when he mentions leprosy and open casket old death is just better lol girl The guy's lookin' up here!! shoulda caught up with her chuck Stop cryin', I'm telling! KEEP IT ALIVE PEOPLE!! KEEP METAL ALIVE! LET'S GO!! |
| Death Non:Analog - On:Stage Series - Belgium 12-23-1991 |
| rly terrible recording show's just alright WE WANT MORE! WE WANT MORE! WE WANT MORE! they get a little drum solo |
| Death Non:Analog - On:Stage Series - Detroit, MI 1993 |
| This is about sending all the corrupt pieces of shit in the music business to another planet, where they can take over and destroy themselves. This one's called 'In Human Form'. Hey guys, it's cool if you guys like just get up, and dive off - fuckin' be cool, man, fuckin' knockin' shit into people. We want the show to go on, but if it happens again, they're gone! We have the Hippie of Doom, Steve DiGiorgio, on fretless bass! And on drums we have the Summoner of Nipples, the Master of Mayhem, the Party Machine, Mean Gene Hoglan! "That's why I said that - 'cause I'm macho. I said that, 'cause I'm macho." PLAY TORRRN TO PIEEEECEESS!!!! shoddy recording makes living monstrosity intro sound like rby champion theme, again the demand for mutilation lmao, flattening of emotions goes ahrd, zombie ritual cuts off just as its climaxing :'( |
| Death Rehearsal tape #7 |
| reh with genocide boys instead of rick Led Zeppelin, man! That sounded like Led Zeppelin Wha..? You takin' pictures? I thought she was just bein' anal for somethin' if only the recording wasnt such ASS |
| Death Rehearsal tape #9 |
| a ruffmuff hellhammer cover |
| Death Rehearsal tape #11 |
| kam's last appearance in death, rougher than usual recording |
| Death Rehearsal tape #13 |
| reiferts debut since according to chuck everyone else is a liar or a freak, faded out quality but the metal is trv |
| Death Chuck Schuldiner: Zero Tolerance |
| some cool riffs that would have become cd's second lp letting chuck on vox a poor decision but still ascendant death!!! human fucking disgrace agreed, mutilation, mutilation, MUTILATION!!!! |
| Death Live in Cottbus '98 |
| what kind of name is cottbus? anyway pretty good show edit: its butchered sorbian chosebuz |
| Death Death by Metal Live at Eagles Ballroom |
| shoddy quality recording but they go ahrd enough, LMAO the dumbass grabbing the mic and immediately getting tackled and the guys dragged across the stage and one kid carried at the end HE'S GREAT! HE IS SO FUCKIN' GOOD! |
| Death Angel Heavy Metal Insanity |
| as the title implies solid heavy by a high school band with a 10 yo drummer who definitely kicked all the ass at the battle of the bands |
| Death Strike Fuckin Death |
| tracks from the demo sound gnarlier n deathier, new songs use doomy passages amongst the punky dm lite and feel rather incongruent |
| Death Strike Live at Thrash Nightmare Vol. 10 |
| vids fuckin' rulz |
| Deathrow Raging Steel |
| raging BAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSS |
| Deathrow Riders of Doom |
| the germans enter the techthrash foray with a respectable offering ov DOOOOOOM |
| Deathrow Satan's Gift |
| us version of riders of doom renamed and redesigned without their permission, different cover is equally cool tho |
| Deathwish At the Edge of Damnation |
| british thrash goin ahrd highlight demonic attack AAAAAIIIIIIIIYAHYAHYAHYAOOOWWW!!!!! |
| Deathwish Demon Preacher |
| speed thrashin gud shit |
| Decapitation (USA-CAL) Let the Killing Begin (Comp) |
| 1-8 ??? 13-19 grand movie rip intro into barely audible scrap metal ok but then it goes ahrd poorest recording live 85 dm lmao theyre killin breakers so guy says turn the air conditioner off |
| Decapitation (USA-CAL) Let the Killing Begin |
| grand movie rip intro into barely audible scrap metal ok but then it goes ahrd |
| Deceased Supernatural Addiction |
| deceased gone full melodeath n it aint even bad until the closing nude muddle deftones bullshit |
| Deceased Luck of the Corpse |
| a bit silly but also trv dm, highlight in futuristic doom |
| Deep Purple Deep Purple In Rock |
| shiny metal emerges from the lively rock deep purples best speedking, into the fire, and living wreck are bangers |
| Deep Purple Fireball |
| as promised deep purple get red hot on this blazing metallic prock rager before burning up amongst the stars |
| Defleshed Under the Blade |
| high vox dm entertainment |
| Deicide Once Upon the Cross |
| 3 years for a more basic dm album, nothing that great nothing that bad an entirely middling album. play at 1.25 speed similar to how it was supposed to be much better 3.5 for that |
| Deicide Deicide |
| raw primitively carved dm by the killers of the gods |
| Deicide Serpents of the Light |
| a short but overall quality serpentine deicide |
| Deicide Legion |
| raw and immature but still good paper and glue constructed dm |
| Deicide In Torment in Hell |
| pretty solid deicidal dm album rushed or not |
| Deicide To Hell With God |
| deicide demolish yet another idol with this much more solid and powerful album, a fun time if not their peak best |
| Deicide In the Minds of Evil |
| another wild ride with deicide just like to hell general quality with overall catchiness pop it in for a spin |
| Deicide Overtures of Blasphemy |
| deicide finally commission a great album cover |
| Delirium (GER) Urkraft |
| meloblapagkings echantations |
| Demolition (USA-CA) Epochal Upheaval |
| rly quiet prodded not well executed dm yet pretty sweet osdm in 2012 from an awol band, sum mighty forgotten dm and shit their new tracks have a blackened edge, the best theyve ever done |
| Demolition (USA-CA) Seyth's Descent |
| pretty sweet osdm in 2012 from an awol band |
| Demolition (USA-CA) The Dominion |
| sum mighty forgotten dm |
| Demolition Hammer Epidemic of Violence |
| ahrd deathrash riffage but overly rhythmic n vox just exasperated shoutbarks |
| Demon The Unexpected Guest |
| wonderfully coherent mrocks that hit the crossroads spot just right |
| Demon Night of the Demon |
| classic metal that melts back into igneous rock by track 5 but hardens into steel again somewhat at the very end |
| Demon Hunter Demon Hunter |
| raw and full of energy, certainly the best thing to come out of the nu/alt era of hard rock (no this and slipknot have never been metal). screams, infected, throat, black & to a lesser but still ahrd degree wept slap yo mama into next week n the rest still bring general consistency thruout. gauntlet sucks tho |
| Demonaz March of the Norse |
| immortal gone viking raid and its a successful voyage |
| Depth Melody Dreamsgate |
| happy demon folk assault highlight far from this world |
| Der Weg Einer Freiheit Agonie |
| p good german atmospheric black metalz |
| Derdian Limbo |
| the young new era inspiration at an end derdian send out a competent but in no way magical neopower album |
| Derdian Human Reset |
| meandering in their post masterpiece theatre, derdian write an alright but well trodden and mid mountain opera |
| Derdian DNA |
| a...return to form? somewhat at least, title track rulz |
| Derdian New Era Part IV - Resurgence |
| not nearly as good as parts i-iii but a decent symph pm record with a highlight in band track |
| Desdemon The Awakening |
| stage set lady demon goth symphony |
| Desecration (USA) Cowboys in Bondage |
| possessed inspired deathrashgrinds and theyre pretty good |
| Desecration (USA) The Summoning |
| weirdly clear production and simpler more possessed sounding songs, doesnt even try to growl but its a nice deathrash |
| Desecration (USA) Live at Ruthies Inn, USA 26/12/1985 |
| live trv dm in the ol' ruthies inn lmao FUCK YOU ANDY!! THIS IS A BRAND NEW ONE FOR ANDY CUZ ITS HIS BIRTHDAY! THIS IS...COWBOYS IN BONDAGE! GAY COWBOYS HUMP MY ASS! |
| Desecration (USA) Cowboys in Bondage |
| gremlin vox'd trv dm with slapping audible bass possessed inspired deathrashgrinds and theyre pretty good |
| Desecration (USA) Dead... Yet, Not Forgotten |
| cd 1: 1-13, 21 gremlin vox'd trv dm with slapping audible bass weirdly clear production and simpler more possessed sounding songs, doesnt even try to growl but its a nice deathrash possessed inspired deathrashgrinds and theyre pretty good, alcoholic too many kelldes raging deathrash attack cd 2: 4 goes ahrd |
| Destroyer 666 Phoenix Rising |
| outright fun thrashy melody infused bm |
| Destroyer 666 Violence Is The Prince Of This World |
| straight up thrash black attack destroyer 666 |
| Destruction Release From Agony |
| quiet but nevertheless the thrash shines thru |
| Destruction Eternal Devastation |
| a better effort than debut but nothing mindblowing |
| Destructor Blood, Bone, And Fire |
| maideny four armed thra-pow!! |
| Devastacion Decadencia |
| the argentinians giving the brazilians a run for their money across dm south america |
| Devastation Idolatry |
| one foot thrash not as complete as signs of life but an appropriate curtain call |
| Devourment Molesting the Decapitated |
| essential and among the best of bdm n slam |
| Diabolical Masquerade Nightwork |
| a solid n appreciable blasymph tho more obsessed than your avg rapper with z's everywhere |
| Diabolical Masquerade The Phantom Lodge |
| a more serious cof with acoustic interludes |
| Dimmu Borgir For all tid |
| light production n vox make it less than desirable in heaviness but the artistry is there |
| Dimmu Borgir Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia |
| the descent begins. largely streamlined production and riffs accompanied by a lot of filler and silly clean vocals as well as pointless instrumentals. still some bangers and the classic era dimmy isnt completely gone yet |
| Dimmu Borgir Alive In Torment |
| a fair enough live recording of mostly newer tracks |
| Dimmu Borgir Inn I Evighetens Mørke |
| raw full of nascent inspiration but lacks power and fierce composition |
| Discharge Why |
| shit this is prob the best punk album ever |
| Discharge Massacre Divine |
| groovy punk thrash with cirith vox |
| Discharge Grave New World |
| pussy punks cant handle real riffs n diamonds |
| Disfear Live the Storm |
| maxed out motorhead with lindberg sounding good for once, tho it gets somewhat ennuous after the first 3 tracks until the phantom finisher |
| Disgorge (Mex) Forensick |
| uncompromised brootalgrind |
| Dismember Indecent And Obscene |
| solid tracks like fleshless, skin, n bitch but the rest hinge on being too thrash for dm n dont stick out as much |
| Dismember Misanthropic |
| a pretty good deathrash effort better than their surrounding albums |
| Dismember Pieces |
| polished random melody death metal for your pleasure |
| Dismember Last Blasphemies |
| moar ahrd raw death metal |
| Dismember Dismembered |
| raw ahrd death metal |
| Dismember Rehearsal Tape - 88 |
| yes the recording is shit but trust me the riffs are there |
| Dispensary Total 1985-2000 |
| fragments only but these dming russians go ahrd medium russian deathdoom (those are the alive and dead parts) |
| Dispensary Decay Syndrome |
| fragments only but these dming russians go ahrd |
| Dissection Maha Kali |
| this version of title is decent, and rerec or not unhallowed rulz |
| Dissection The Somberlain |
| a lighter take on bm that nevertheless integrates itself into the satanic pantheon |
| Dissection Live Legacy |
| a later 97 show than unplugged unfortunately not as good |
| Dissection The Grief Prophecy |
| dissection as a domineering dm band, explaining the choice of name. perhaps melodic black won them eternal infamy but they would have ruled in this direction as well |
| Dissection Into Infinite Obscurity |
| raw shrowly melodeath and troubadour exit |
| Dissection The Somberlain (Demo) |
| a lesser version of somberlain tracks just like it says on the cassette case |
| Dissection Promo '93 |
| the iconic dead angels in rough condition and a pretty good cover of an awkward tormentor song |
| Dokken Long Way Home |
| mostly excellent ballady mrocks highlight sunless days |
| DOOM Police Bastard |
| CRUST |
| DOOM Bury The Debt Not The Dead |
| buried in CRUST |
| Draconian Where Lovers Mourn |
| doom done right, keeping intensity, lovely lady vox, not slowing too much |
| Dragon Horde of Gog |
| great but not stellar polish deathrash record with some trad singing as well, deathrashes but not as ahrd in english, less confidence and convinction |
| Dragon Scream of Death |
| dragon get a little techdeathrashy while retaining a fire breathing intensity |
| Dragon Unde Malum |
| a pretty great modern deathrash album by these old dragons despite the gojira vox |
| Dragon Arcydzielo Zaglady |
| progsworth deathrash behemoth, the elder dragon still breathes fire |
| Dragon Upadły Anioł |
| polish vox just death ahrder |
| DragonForce Sonic Firestorm |
| trv pm with highlights in spirit n fury n once |
| DragonForce Killer Elite (The Hits - The Highs) |
| excellent collection of some of their most slappiest slaps |
| DragonForce Extreme Power Metal |
| excellent relentless powaa metaa, legit impressed |
| Dragony Hic Svnt Dracones |
| bomby but a genuine core, dragony deliver a no frills all frills pm album |
| Draugul Chronicles Untold |
| folky melodeatheavy narrations sometimes falconerlike |
| Draugul Tales of Loot and Plunder |
| vikingy amalgametal voyage |
| Drexciya Neptune's Lair |
| minimalist alien sex noises that get progressively more arousing and unfy |
| Drudkh Anti-Urban |
| oblivion is nice for a high school slow dance but ashes is a party |
| Dungeon Serpent World of Sorrows |
| one of those death heavy mdms a la intest baalism/arghoslent, pretty good yet nothing especially exciting |
| Dungeon Serpent Promo |
| bm raw melodeths |
| Dusius Memory of a Man |
| vifolkrowl jauntilations |
| Dwarrowdelf The Sons of Fëanor |
| relaxing dunthy summonings to rest those on a wear journey, highlight in the mighty maedhros |
| Dwarrowdelf Evenstar |
| light tree hugging pagan metal |
| Dwarrowdelf This Shattered World |
| instrumentation is high excellence but the vox ruin it being too corey |
| Dzo-nga The Sachem's Tales |
| happy black metal |
| Тысячелистник Надвигающаяся буря |
| trolly vikey mithotyns and forest saunters |
| Тысячелистник Varyag Metal |
| trollking incantationes |
| Edenbridge Aphelion |
| edenbridge is difficult to rate because they neither soar too high nor fall too low, like reading war and peace. still there's enough in undiscovered land, skyward, whispering gallery, and farpoint anywhere to merit collection |
| Edenfall Forever Fallen |
| somnolent yet effective gothdoom, with edits omen and beauty are highlights |
| Edge of Sanity Purgatory Afterglow |
| gud melodeaf with unnecessary frills |
| Edge of Sanity Unorthodox |
| mildly proggy swedeathin pows with incipit melodians |
| Effluence Psychocephalic Spawning |
| this is actually rly cool bdm. i dont want to keep any of it but relentless experimentation of rhythms and brutalities and drum strikes w/etf that screamy ghost effect is and it just flows together unapologetically. cant tell one track from another besides the movie clips |
| Effluvia Cadaverous Compost |
| tenderized meaty deathgrinds |
| Einherjer Odin Owns Ye All |
| i am OWNED by ODIN highlight out of ginnungagap |
| Einherjer Aurora Borealis |
| when einherjer were a potent blackking band |
| Eldargard Tales from the North |
| another one of those ai folk albums thrown out to anyone at least remotely interested in nordic sounding music like me, actually pretty good beats and vibvox |
| Elderwind The Colder The Night |
| first 2 tracks are nightsky beauty but evidently the cold started getting to them as the intensity dwindles more and more |
| Elffor Into the Dark Forest... |
| nazgul flitterings |
| Elina Garanca Meditation |
| lovely voice, works well done with an especial highlight in the cantique du noel |
| Eluveitie Origins |
| another solid entertaining but not mind-blowing album by the swiss, nameless, darkness, virunus, inception, vianna are all excellent followed by the main highlights of the album in silver sister and king, not one to miss for any folk afficionado |
| Eluveitie Ategnatos |
| first metal album with the new lineup and about as good as an elv album gets. indeed, good riddance to anna as her replacements are not only much hotter women but a lot more talented as well. ambiramus is the starchild here with the rest of the album a consistent medium rare to medium throughout, though of course the deletion of the worthless narration bits would improve it slightly |
| Elvenking The Winter Wake |
| folk metal yellowcard with highlights in trows kind, swallow tale and march of fools |
| Elvenking Two Tragedy Poets |
| an electricity less album with so much activity the lack of current isnt noticed, singalong folky jams that sometimes get a bit too silly but holds well overall |
| Elvenking Reader Of The Runes – Divination |
| folk dragonforce runes were read correctly |
| Elvenking Children of Decadence |
| a well done cover by a lesser band |
| Elvira Madigan Black Arts |
| tries too hard with overtly layered crystal professional sounding synths and epic song lengths that dont properly store the amount of content he means them too, but otherwise a fair blasymph effort featuring NAKKED WAHEMEN!! |
| Elvis Presley Elvis Presley |
| THE KING IS BORN |
| Elvis Presley Loving You |
| frontal portion of songs not as well written on elvis' tertiary but his solemn baritone brings them to life nevertheless, with the album heavily weighted by the one-two-three-AND-FOUR conclusive punch of dont leave me now, have i told you lately, i need you so, AND TELL ME WHY |
| Elvis Presley Elvis |
| jiggling young elvises highlights the sweetling first in line, the gay jocular paralyzed, the lovely anywhere is paradise, and the sombre hows the world treating you, poor old shep :'( |
| Elvis Presley King Creole |
| king of the ballad and ragrock and regrock |
| Elvis Presley Elvis (The Fool) |
| in the age of metal a short album seemingly locking in on the various dynamics surrounding the end of the presleys' marriage, though indeed often contradictory and narrated given all the different writers none of which were elvis himself. still while fool is a poignant heavy hitter the frontal half is quite awkward, yet the king's signature cadence rings trv and soon bellows full strength in the latter portion despite all difficulties culminating in i will be trv |
| Elysion Someplace Better |
| its graces are a lot subtler than debut, still lies, promise, and the 3 closing tracks uplift it a great deal |
| Elysion Killing My Dreams |
| acoustics suck but demo n live are just as win as the album versions |
| Emberfrost The Dying God |
| horribly triggered drums but nice icy synths and bell decorated transparent bm |
| Emerald Armed for Battle |
| epic christian powvy done right TAAAAAKE MEEEEE HOOOOOOOMMMMMEEE |
| Emerald Demo 1984 |
| fkn rulz |
| Emile Waldteufel Estudiantina Waltz |
| on one hand generic victorian classical, on the other a trv old time banger |
| Emperor IX Equilibrium |
| the emperor starts to go a little crazy, unable to handle his immense empire with haphazard commands as swords of damocles appear everywhere |
| Emperor Call from the Grave |
| a rough demo showcasing the young emperor ascendant |
| Emyn Muil Túrin Turambar Dagnir Glaurunga |
| summoning clone smaugulations highlights death of glaurung and hail to the black sword |
| Encorion Our Pagan Hearts Reborn |
| wild trollking folk fiesta |
| Energetic Krusher Path to Oblivion |
| properly crafted deathrash coming to steal your girl |
| Enforcer Into The Night |
| enforcement of THRASHPOW |
| English Dogs Forward into Battle |
| english THRASH |
| Enharjarna The Great Heathen Army |
| drunk folk metal zerkers their heaviest album OH DEAR OLD GODS CAN YOU HEAR MY LITTLE PRAYER? I WANT TO GROW UP LIKE MY DAD! GIVE ME THE STRENGTH - I KNOW JUST HOW TO FIGHT! FATHER ODIN MAKE ME LIKE MY DAD! |
| Ensemble Desiderium The Epilogue / Sit Mihi Lux (demo 2021) |
| happy bagpipe tune |
| Ensemble Desiderium The Deceit (demo 2021) |
| a legit slow reigning folk assault |
| Ensiferum Iron |
| a somewhat awkward but still fun release before jari untimely (ahaha) jumped ship, highlights in title, slayer of light, and into battle |
| Ensiferum Demo 97 |
| epic and pure as it should have remained |
| Ensiferum Demo II |
| another excellent effort by the early sif, tho already showing what would soon be chinks in their armour as well, highlight in white storm and the main riff of dreamers prelude |
| Ensiferum Hero in a Dream |
| when ensiferum was still a hero in jari's dreams |
| Enthroned Towards the Skullthrone of Satan |
| a much better go round this time |
| Enthroned (USA) Gothic Disturbance |
| as promised a goth synthy lightly rasped riff symphony |
| Entombed Clandestine |
| a step down from left hand path, less deathy and already exhibiting what would become their signature death n roll style |
| Epica The Divine Conspiracy |
| a simone-driven symphonic feast (and given that she went so far as to strip down for the cover it ought to be) telling you, and you, and you, that your religion is full of shit. first half is pretty solid requiring only minor edits, but gets a little rickety after the hebrew inspired instrumental with death falling short and only the chorus of living a lie being any good, but returns to the win with the sexy fools of damnation and pretty good beyond belief, finally culminating in the total garbage track safeguard but excellent sancta terra, ending with the decent but necessarily edited title track |
| Epica Design Your Universe |
| epica is the most awkwardly composed metal band ever and this is their best, esp when simone goes as high as she can omg |
| Epica The Quantum Enigma |
| quite possibly the best leading intro ive ever heard, second stone is a great opener, followed by the in equal parts awkward and awesome essence of silence, i swear at a couple points the chorus is yelling piii-kaaa-chuuu. victims is another weirdly-awesome track, same with insomnia. canvas is this albums tides of time and isnt bad, corruption another good track. rest is dece but not worth hearing again save the omen chorus. overall a powerfully bombastic something piece with great lines scattered throughout |
| Epica The Solace System |
| pretty good ep with highlights in title, wheel, n the epic poetry |
| Epidemic (Metal) Exit Paradise |
| deathrash with an absurd amount of groove but they make it work |
| Equilibrium Rekreatur |
| how does one follow an album as epic as sagas? one cant, and thus this awkward 'rekreated' album. every facet is essentially a chimera from the art to the title. gone is stang to be replaced with the lovable but much less talented robse, whose vox have an added effect to make them seem harsher than they really are to try to make up for it. thus this album is largely standard symphonic/folk fare with some harsher elements as callbacks, though fahrtwind ( ?? ?? ??) and wenn erdreich bricht are still masterpieces. the volkls would leave next, and one more attempt at a heavy folk album would be made in erdentempel, before the once great pieces of equilibrium were knocked right off their rocker. mindestens es ist alle auf deutsch! bonus acoustics are kind of fun esp blut im auge und heimwarts omg |
| Equilibrium Waldschrein |
| pretty good ep giving a clear idea for what was to come |
| Equilibrium Erdentempel |
| still a pretty good lp but lost a lot of their power and epicness along the way, just what happens when youre whole lineup changes i guess. robse cool tho. best track is easily sound of our flutes. also was ist dies englisch?!?!?! that the epic 11 min instrum aufbruch is bonus is bullshit, but its not that good anyway |
| Equilibrium Renegades (8-Bit) |
| when ur 8 bit album is better than ur actual album. himmel und feuer sounds so good, path of destiny is much better. moonlight turns from an unlistenable garbage heap to a slapper, likewise kawaakari. final tear is some intense shit if u were 8 yrs old n u heard that on the final boss omg shit ur pants. hype sounds the same but kawaii, phoenix as well |
| Equinox Auf Wiedersehen |
| norway takes thrash by the m/ horns m/ and charges an amalgamate through the neurons |
| Ereb Altor By Honour |
| doomking sails with homage paid to bathory |
| Ereb Altor The End |
| very much not the ending of these doomking raids nvm they end right after this |
| Ereb Altor Järtecken |
| a proper if tyry blackeavyproking album |
| Eructation The Fumes of Putrefaction (1992-1995) |
| burpin tech flirtin early swedeath rough swedish melodeath great crystal melodeath why didnt they continue |
| Eructation 1993 Recording Session |
| rough swedish melodeath |
| Eternal Autumn The Werewolf Diaries |
| a cute and pretty melodeath ep |
| Eternal Autumn Below the Lightless Heavens |
| heavier than flames 90s mdeth worship with classic metal riffs |
| Eternal Champion The Armor Of Ire |
| cool melopower with ghost prod vox, highlight in title track |
| Eternal Tears of Sorrow Chaotic Beauty |
| autumns grief and seventh eclipse are masterpieces, rest is mid to good kalmah-cof mdm |
| Eternal Tears of Sorrow Before the Bleeding Sun |
| another mid solid album with highlights in rune n tar |
| Eternal Tears of Sorrow Children of the Dark Waters |
| generally competent symph n mdm sections without doing anything that great save midnight bird almost sounding like kalmah |
| Eternal Tears of Sorrow Vilda Mánnu |
| a bit rough as a sophy ought to be but classic mdm |
| Eternity's End Unyielding |
| one of those annoyingly good-greats where they clearly have the ability to pull off something amazing but choose not to, vox arent the greatest either but still highlights in timeless realms, cyclopean force, and gates of salvation |
| Eucharist Greeting Immortality |
| prob the best versions of these 2 tracks |
| Eucharist Rehearsal |
| why is this lowest fi reh so much better than their albums |
| Eucharist Mistress of Nightmares |
| another solid but more flippant track bringing i am the void together |
| Evanescence Origin |
| holy shit this is the best thing theyve ever done. actually want to listen to my immortal |
| Everfrost (SPN) The Awakening of the Cursed One |
| pure siffy/mithotyn worship but not at all bad for that |
| Evilfeast Elegies of the Stellar Wind |
| synths are overplayed and trite but nice folkesses on noble dark kingdom |
| Evoking Winds The Heroes |
| apparently an album folk bming heroes of might n magic ii n iii, never played/heard the ost but album is dece metallized ambients |
| Evol (ITA) The Saga of the Horned King |
| a weird enchantical little midisynth album with simple riffs and gremlin vox in some tracks |
| Ewelina Lisowska Aero-Plan |
| a blazin rocker of a polish chick with a trv rockstar voice, imagine the pretty reckless but good, highlight in the celestially romantic w strone slonca |
| Exanime Exanime |
| rerecs of their flounderings plus an alright new ballady track in real future |
| Exanime Live at Old Skulls Fest |
| prophet of glory and twilight of sorrow are great melodeth/classic heavy romps in addition to their other catalogue |
| Exanime ! Live ¡ Return of the Ancient |
| fairly powerful melodic/heavy deathies of the new tracks carnal desires is a highlight |
| Exanime Demo 91 |
| band track rulz, majesty more doomy heavy n a little bmy, storm soldiers a nice romper ending with a ridiculous soldier storm of RIFFS |
| Exanime First Demo |
| band track rulz ahrd anyway |
| Exanime Hefesto Live Session |
| rockin melodic heavy death metal show |
| Exanime Scroungings |
| satan ass is a short typical exanime, mezmerized sees some nice key synths and a darker tone, obit cover looks good, souless sounds good but no vox |
| Exanime Exanime EP |
| some actual studio recordings, amateur but fair enough, deathvox are gnarly, new sweet melodeath track in nocturnal hunter |
| Exmortus In Hatred's Flame |
| unhinged gnarly melodeath |
| Exodus Fabulous Disaster |
| rocky thrash party |
| Exodus Impact Is Imminent |
| consistent high quality thrash unlike the big four |
| Exodus Pleasures of the Flesh |
| pleasures of the thrash, a lot of their originality on bonded by blood is lost though |
| Exodus 1982 Demo |
| some of the earliest ever thrash released |
| Exodus Objection Overruled |
| yea the cover sucks but their tracks are m/ get ducked noob |
| Exodus Die by His Hand |
| mini live demo of earliest american thrash riffs and vocal inflections on title later used on creeping death NEXT ONE IS A RE - A RECENTLY WRITTEN SONG...DEDICATED TO - STICKS - DEDICATED TO STICKING METAL UP YOUR ASS! |
| Exorcion Demo |
| venezuelan dm extance, some cool riffs on piedad, resurrecion goes ahrd |
| Expulser The Unholy One |
| brazilians beating the shit out of your wretched soul dm |
| Exsanguination Burial Rites |
| expected lame bdm, got slightly charred brutal melodeath. sweet |
| Fairyland Score to a New Beginning |
| has a lot of average duds but also has bangers like godsent, gates of morken, and title |
| Falconer Grime vs. Grandeur |
| a more party rock oriented almost entirely pm falconer, but surprisingly not bad at all esp emotional skies with the guest lady vox and humanity overdose |
| Falconer The Sceptre Of Deception |
| falconer amps up the epicness highlights night of infamy and title |
| Falconer Among Beggars And Thieves |
| ferocious powfolk highlights field of sorrow, pale light of silver moon, and boiling led |
| Falconer Armod |
| chanky pofolks mixed with his usual metal shaman bliss highlight dimmornas drottning |
| Falconer Black Moon Rising |
| folky pm whose subtle power builds until the end of each track, a result of largely simple guitars and mathias' plain, casually joyful vocals. some handbacks to the mithotyn days as well, highlights in locust swarm and halls n chambers |
| Falconer From A Dying Ember |
| a mighty powerfolk fete highlights desert dreams, fool's crusade, and regal attire |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 6 |
| bangers on this edition include fugue, doll judgment, and necrofantasia |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 2 |
| heartache is a masterpiece and a trv treasure, and maiden astraea is pretty good, but the rest leave something to be desired despite general good work. gerudo valley, my favourite zelda piece, somehow is less interesting in this style and it doesn't pack as much punch. the rest like wise, while well done, don't quite capture the imagination |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 25 |
| another solid cover album featuring dbz |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 1 |
| dont know most of these games but bloody tears, one winged angel n song of storms are excellent |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 5 |
| solid adaptations with highlights in urf, piercing light, fight 2, clash bridge, and the glorious cover of team aqua magma leader |
| FalKKonE Overheat |
| some cool orig pieces from the one n only falkkoooooooonnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. highlight in blazing heart |
| FalKKonE Battles of World War II |
| an original track ep, its fine but nothing too crazy |
| FalKKonE The Intense Past |
| his original work isnt bad either |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 4 |
| a bunch of mid originals, with cannon in d minor unfortunately having nothing to do with canon, a great gsc champion cover, gasters theme is awesome, giratinas battle is pure win prob the best cover ive heard of it, and other assorted good-greats |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 17 |
| zelda title always welcome, bara wa utsu is an unusual vocalized win, various tracks onwards are well done but unnotable, too much touhou, nyan cat with blast beats goes AHRD, anima is great |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 21 |
| dont know most of these but luigis, strike, ofc megalo and unravel go ahrd |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 22 |
| last occultism and faith is for... are amazing but way too many touhou covers. pokemon covers are great esp pixie trio, sonic n jojo covers are fine |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 24 |
| great work as usual but waaaay too many hollow knight tracks. the sims 3 theme is w**h**ing awesome |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers: Crescent |
| instrums are much better than the cringe lyric tracks with the vocals way too prominent in the mix to the point theyre practically different songs and go ahrd |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 13 |
| brawl theme like the game sucks no matter what cant do anything about that, as usual lyric tracks are lesser, as implied by the cover a focus on metroid tracks which are pretty good, ff and persona tracks are great and undertale is always win |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 10 |
| a lot of nier automata songs with song of the ancients the best, mozarts nachtmuzik is lolz, the vocal edgy teen tracks are cringe as usual, rest are assorted pretty goods |
| FalKKonE Metal 'Em All - Scarlet & Violet Edition |
| faithful renditions |
| Falls of Rauros Hail Wind and Hewn Oak |
| everything agalloch wish they were |
| Fatal (USA-MCH) Retrospective from Hell |
| fatal lessen the trv and quality of their dm incorporating some frivolous noodling and generic songwriting simple but trv late 80s dm while fatal are not a standout 80s dm inception they do bring out their fair share of ahrd riffin GUTS!!!!! EAT 'EM UP! EAT 'EM UP! EAT 'EM UP!! |
| Fatal (USA-MCH) Soul Burns |
| simple but trv late 80s dm |
| Fatal (USA-MCH) Fatal |
| while fatal are not a standout 80s dm inception they do bring out their fair share of ahrd riffin |
| Fatal (USA-MCH) Guts for Dinner... |
| GUTS!!!!! EAT 'EM UP! EAT 'EM UP! EAT 'EM UP!! |
| Fates Warning The Spectre Within |
| consider me warned |
| Fathomage Autumn's Dawn, Winter's Darkness |
| another in vogue modern lesser effort epic folk paging album, only has the magic on a few tracks, highlights in the masterpiece that is a dawnfire of old and the middle onward portion of moonlight shadow |
| Fear Factory Soul of a New Machine |
| deathdust is cool, too bad this new machine is what churned out every angsty 90s teen into getting nude though |
| Fear of God (CHE) Deathnoise/Fear Of God |
| unlike the other side sum actually good deathgrind |
| Feigd Heidenskapens strid |
| atmoblike showing its might |
| Feigd The Dark Passenger |
| a decent but forgettable slight folk mellyblack mix |
| Fellowship The Saberlight Chronicles |
| rly tows the line between great and plain, but enough here to solidify a jello-y 3.5, glory days is bomb though |
| Feminazgul No Dawn for Men |
| a nice indie bm album with varied accoutrements, accordion, backing opera vox, d beatings |
| Fenris (NE) Offerings to the Hunger |
| awkwardy black folk progish symphish contrivances |
| Final Cut (USA) Deep into the Cut |
| dusty techno rampage |
| Finntroll Trollhammaren |
| fun ep, title n hemkomst are win |
| Finntroll Nattfödd |
| solid folk rocks but only trollhammeren rly grips me |
| Finntroll Jaktens Tid |
| rough troll but the only real standout is krigsmjod |
| Finntroll Ur Jordens Djup |
| general trollyness with highlights in korpens, maktig, ormhaxan, n spira |
| Finntroll Visor Om Slutet |
| some trv folky fun and lolz |
| Finntroll Nifelvind |
| another solid folk met album, but nothing gripping this time |
| Finntroll Rivfader Demo |
| awesome raw black finntroll like youve never heard |
| Finsterforst Zum Tode Hin |
| finntroll x moonsorrow and better than both |
| Fjorsvartnir Legions of the North |
| medium meloblack alternating between dissection quality and 21st century fluff |
| Flames Summon the Dead |
| the trv flames playing trv thrash with trv deathvox, highlight in title |
| Flames Last Prophecy |
| fiery deathrash AFLAAAAAAAAAAAAME |
| Flames Nomen Illi Mortis |
| possibly flames' most deadly arsonage |
| Flames Resurgence |
| a great present day thrash record highlight in resurgence |
| Flaygoth Саги Варяжского моря |
| lumpy russian blasympholkings |
| Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony |
| symphonic techdeath bombast and it is mostly effective |
| Fleshgod Apocalypse Labyrinth |
| a very energetic if tech/derp leaning production of a symphony, big sound with occasional intimate composition when the fat lady sings, which is not often used nearly enough, solid metal regardless |
| Fleshgod Apocalypse King |
| another bombastic melopera about as entertaining |
| Flyleaf Memento Mori |
| a trv rock album. heavy production much improves quality tho it takes away from her voice unlike debut. but on a lot of tracks it works, finding stride in missing and not rly letting up too much afterwards. also get charged with kind, n then the banger trinity of treasure, circle, n arise. no idea wtf that cover is tho |
| Flyleaf Remember to Live |
| legit good acoustic ep |
| Folkturia The Breath of the Hills |
| a nice scenic route of every kind of fiddly weave |
| Folterkammer (USA) Weibermacht |
| trv black metal opera and it fvcks kuss dir die fusse don't mind if i do ( ? ?? ?) |
| Forefather Steadfast |
| meloblackking ancestry |
| Forever Slave Alice's Inferno |
| goth epica with much better arrangements highlight in tristeza for its pathos and excellent layering |
| Forgotten Tales All the Sinners |
| a great release from these quebecois power metal forgers but lacks the rawness, imperfection, and simple act of songwriting that made the promise so amazing |
| Forgotten Tales We Shall See the Light |
| a typical tertiary story of better production but lesser songwriting highlights the reaper and angel eyes |
| Forlorn (NOR) Forlorn |
| dustvikolklack party |
| Forlorn (NOR) Opus III - Ad Caelestic Res |
| generisynthed bm with a random viking track in necto spiritus and nings afterwards |
| Fornhem Ett Fjärran Kall |
| drifty black metal dream |
| Forostar Völuspá |
| folkish melodeath lazy bark bassy blasymph and a semi viking closer |
| Fort Minor The Rising Tied |
| generally good rap n effects with remember the name being the only star |
| Fortid Völuspa Part I - Thor's Anger |
| gaudy blasympholkings |
| Frail Body Artificial Bouquet |
| krallice gone AHRD CORE |
| Frank Sinatra The Voice of Frank Sinatra |
| an indelible icon of an era |
| Franz Liszt Liebestraume, S.541 |
| gentle and soothing nocturnes each augmenting into a powerful crescendo without losing their character |
| Franz Schubert 4 Impromptus, D.899 |
| middling excitable yet morose impromptus of which ii and the famous iv are the most gripping |
| Frederic Chopin Fantaisie-Impromptu, Op. 66 |
| quite a few awkward bits so i can somewhat understand him wanting to burn it but it's not actually bad at all, a tad more balance and less superficial diddlies and it could have worked out |
| Freternia Warchants & Fairytales |
| genre blending solid pm highlight guardians of the night |
| Frosttide Awakening |
| amateurish but still decent siffyesque mdm. the poor souls waiting below |
| Frosttide Our Journey |
| good folky mdm in the siffy tradition |
| Frozen Crown The Fallen King |
| a pleasant power metal surprise. lovely male-female vox throughout, tho the harsh on some songs sucks. fail no more and shieldmaiden are highlights and < 3 |
| Frozen Land Loser's Game |
| it doesnt start that great but that chorus is infectious and the harpsichord solo is pure win |
| Frozen Land King's A Bitch |
| just a plainly well written power metal track cant not follow them along |
| Frummyrkrid Dauðans Myrkri |
| epiblack atmoderations |
| Fuath (USA) Glaciers of the Heart |
| combining classic ahrd rock riffs and black metal always works out well |
| Funebrarum The Sleep of Morbid Dreams |
| pretty good modern dm |
| Funeral Fog (IT) Beyond a Bloodstained Moon |
| gremlin kvltik ritvals |
| Funeral Storm Arcane Mysteries |
| mild to casual headbanging meloblock |
| Furthest Shore Chronicles of Hethenesse, Book 1: The Shadow Desce |
| gentle viking voyage |
| Futhark (BRZ) End of Cycle |
| melodeathic elongated folktal meanderings |
| Galneryus Beyond the End of Despair... |
| lots of hits n misses but def on the favourable side |
| Galneryus The Flag Of Punishment |
| too many flags on this album. anyway pretty solid pm debut with no anime |
| Galneryus One For All - All For One |
| tracks 1-3 are bomb followed by diverging mid to goods |
| Galneryus Voices From the Past |
| an ep of covers like youve never heard them before. highlight in waiting for the night |
| Galneryus United Flag (Demo) |
| yama doesnt sound so good on this early demo but still rulz |
| Galneryus Everlasting |
| title is one of their best ever songs, others a good-greats |
| Galneryus Hunting for Your Dream |
| theyre back to their former selves but nothing super epic |
| Galneryus 毘藍ノ風/流転ノ陽 |
| pure win anime metal |
| Galneryus Union Gives Strength |
| starts weak, mid songs are great, rerecs good but why tho |
| Galneryus Between Dread and Valor |
| another solid release, run to the edge and with pride are the bangers |
| GAME FREAK Pokémon Blue & Pokémon Red |
| epic, best tracks are battle vs gym leader, ss anne, pokemon league, and ofc battle vs champion |
| GAME FREAK Pokemon Sword & Shield |
| whatever else they missed on these games the soundtrack overall is pretty tight. 3 for the expansions tho, nevertheless my favourites are the title screen, gym leader theme obviously, marnie reg and final battle, spikemuth, battle piers, and galar birds battle |
| Gamma Ray Land of the Free |
| excellent trad style pm without any highlights |
| Garde Harbinger of Revenge and War |
| great viking metal initially ruined by doom vocals before ascending via the blackened cross of donar and finalizing in the trvly epic fallen heroes |
| Gates of Ishtar The Dawn of Flames |
| perpetual dawn is the only master class here but the general quality cant let it go less than 3.5 |
| GBH City Baby Attacked By Rats |
| slightly crusty well produced trv punk |
| GBH City Baby's Revenge |
| partyin' ahrdcore |
| Gehenna Ancestor Of The Darkly Sky |
| better prodded tracks from black seared heart |
| Gehenna Black Seared Heart |
| the fragile beginnings of blasymph with bonus tracks |
| Gehenna Black Seared Heart (Demo) |
| the fragile beginnings of blasymph |
| Gehenna Unravel |
| a fair satanic mystique |
| Genocidio (BRA) Depression |
| gungy brazilian dm here to take your SOUL |
| George Frideric Handel 6 Grand Concertos, Op. 3 / HWV 312-317 |
| normally handel sucks butts and i hate him but with the help of john walsh he can write a decent concerto, highlights in 312 i and 313 i |
| George Frideric Handel Wassermusik, Suite nr. 2 in D-dur, HWV 349 |
| a great yet short suite with the famous ii movement justifiably so |
| George Frideric Handel Wassermusik, Suite nr. 3 in G-dur, HWV 350 |
| a lofty short suite with too much flute. cant personally stand any movement but it gets up there and almost strikes gold at points |
| George Frideric Handel Music for the Royal Fireworks, HWV 351 |
| i and iv are the main stars in this overall decent suite |
| Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous |
| love original ghost, best cutesy goth rock band? best cutesy goth rock band |
| Ghost (SWE) Demo |
| good demo leading into the debut album, death knell very sabbathy |
| Ghost Bath Ghost Bath EP |
| screams too girly on apathy but good melody, lust is pure win, and some dece instrums |
| Ghost Bath Rose Thorn Necklace |
| a veritable shower |
| Ghosts of Atlantis Gardens of Athena |
| a lot better version of what they tried to do on lemuria |
| Girolamo Frescobaldi Fiori Musicali |
| the title by no means an empty boast, these organic perennials may be graciously plucked at leisure |
| Gjallarhorn (IT) Nordheim |
| bathory inspired but uniquely steered somewhat off course melodic viking metal |
| Glacier (USA-OR) Ready for Battle |
| awesome 80s metal great prod for a demo |
| Glasya Attarghan |
| the narration is better than most since he adds a dark gruffness to it, an interesting story too set in ancient assyria. omg dual female-male vox. and shes a soprano fuck yeah, some growls epica style |
| Glasya Heaven's Demise |
| pretty good symphonic debut with a pretty cover. no exit from myself is a dream despite the dumb title omg her voice |
| Glittertind Evige Asatro |
| vik inspired folk mrock and covers kick highlight om kvelden nar det morkner |
| Glittertind Landkjenning |
| broadway mrock folkthings with a tidtad of king |
| Glyph (CAN) Honor. Power. Glory. |
| legit power metal prevailing to this day |
| Gnipaheller Gamle rier |
| a short lived tho moderately successful blackking raid |
| Gnipaheller Sound the Horns on Their Shores |
| mighty blackking sail |
| God Dethroned The Grand Grimoire |
| pretty sweet blackened melodeath, highlight in title |
| Godflesh Songs of Love and Hate |
| a more focused groovy dust their best album yet, the sound of which every nude muddle band would water down until it was grey, frail sucks balls though, lack of a ridiculous 20 min nothing track does wonders as well |
| Godflesh Godflesh |
| the most badass sludge dust of all time? the most badass sludge dust of all time |
| Gomorra (GER) Reborn into the Neverwhere |
| symphy melodeathy gothic with a 70s sabbath metal prog rock track in beyond your sorrow? like type o negative went metal but with talent, highlights in the drift and casket harmony what a weird ass album |
| Gorech Antagonist |
| dark funeral quality russian gloomy goth blasymph |
| Gorement Obsequies... |
| trv if not amazing osdm |
| Gorgoroth Pentagram |
| GORGOROTH JOINS THE KVLT WITH SANGUINE OFFERINGS IN BEGRAVELSESNATT AND MAANESKYGGENS SLAVE |
| Gorgoroth Destroyer |
| gorgoroth crank out a mechanically brillant album showcasing the most cold oaken virtues of bm highlight in open the gates |
| Gorgoroth Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam |
| a more elevated offering in the latter days to placate the master |
| Gorgoroth Under the Sign of Hell |
| fucking vicious bm by the gorgoROT' highlight krig |
| Gorgoroth Quantos Possunt ad Satanitatem Trahunt |
| a more melodic and atmospheric gorgoroth, and while pest may not have the immediacy of gaahl he is a faithful servant ov sathanas highlight in human sacrifice |
| Gorgoroth Promo '94 |
| INCIPIT BANDWAGON |
| Gorgoroth The Last Tormentor |
| the gorgs goin pretty damned ahrd on this short little live snippet |
| Gorgoroth Bergen 1996 |
| the gorgs goin pretty damned ahrd on this short little live snippet |
| Gosia Andrzejewicz Wojowniczka |
| peak power pop, better than anything with britney's name on it, track 5 is dedicated to 99% of the sput population |
| Graf Spee Reincarnation |
| a rough composition of well meaning but not very sophisticated deathish metal with their traditional 80s heavy influences, wild unhinged screams are win |
| Graf Spee Reincarnation and Demos |
| a rough composition of well meaning but not very sophisticated deathish metal with their traditional 80s heavy influences, wild unhinged screams are win and el paso prob the first ever metal recording register in uruguay, unhinged uruguayan heavies AIYAIYAIYAAAHHH!! |
| Grailknights Return to Castle Grailskull |
| raw arghoslent style mdm by trv metal heroes, first half is pure win but they lose some power in the 2nd |
| Grand Belial's Key The Tricifixion of Swine EP |
| a pretty great if short ep with black ram passing through several different avenues as a more epic track |
| Grand Belial's Key Triumph of the Hordes |
| a more dmy gbk, bold emphasized melodies with a highlight in darkness throne |
| Grand Belial's Key Kohanic Charmers |
| prayer shawl is an amazing track followed by their usual midgoodgreat often awkward guitar tone blundercesses |
| Grand Celestial Nightmare The Void Of Death |
| perhaps not as grand as they wish but nevertheless a solid blasymphony highlight descending into his domain |
| Grausamkeit Born Under Occult Intentions |
| better quality than thorns and yet emptier + greensleves |
| Grave Into the Grave |
| an early standardized dm album, someone asks you what dm sounds like you hand em this, highlight in deformed |
| Grave You'll Never See... |
| another mid but listenable album that picks up in the middle and brings you INTO THE GRAVE |
| Grave ...And Here I Die... Satisfied |
| in a world of emergent death metal bands grave summons a fairly forceful zombie |
| Graveland The Fire of Awakening |
| a more sombre trek through the polish pagan vastlands |
| Graveland Creed of Iron |
| dark blafolks across the graveland |
| Graveland The Celtic Winter |
| a more polished metal centric graveland but as such isnt anywhere near as unique as previous demos |
| Graveland Following the Voice of Blood |
| a diluted and elongated version of previous nevertheless an atmospheric trek into the graveland |
| Graveland Impaler's Wolves |
| a couple tracks from carpathian wolves extended and rerecorded and they sound pretty good especially north carps, nice bells added to impaler |
| Graveland Cold Winter Blades |
| solid valhallan ep, folk guitar on white winged hussary is beautiful |
| Graveland Epilogue |
| industrial percussion across synfernal okkvlt darkness |
| Graveland Ogień Przebudzenia |
| rerecorded polish version of the fire of awakening, isnt a point of contention as far as the quality goes but it comes with a new grotesquely cartoonish but charmingly so cover art |
| Graveland Pamięć i Przeznaczenie |
| rerecorded polish edition of memory and destiny, love the old prod but this crystal is nice as well, old version naturally superior though |
| Graveland Tribute to the King of Aquilonia |
| a worthy royal pagan tribute |
| Graveland Ogień Wilczych Serc |
| immortally epic polish war metal the acoustic folk on biala husaria is pure blissr |
| Graveland Possessed by Steel |
| powerful pagan triumph |
| Graveland Awakening of the Storms |
| pagans rising |
| Graveland Raiders Of Revenge |
| polish version somehow not as exciting |
| Graveland The Flight of the Last Raven |
| at least it gains a decent altitude |
| Gravenoire Devant La Porte Des Etoiles |
| budgiecore bm to the MAX |
| Gravestone Back to Attack |
| kickass hair preparing your interment |
| Graveworm (N)utopia |
| every band who makes a career out of music eventually hits their waterfall album, and this is gws. by no means unlistenable, this is a much more casual record than any of their previous wins, with more than the usual epic ballads. nothing is bad, nothing is excellent |
| Graveworm (N)Utopia (EP) |
| gworms transition into a fully commercial but still decently heavy style |
| Green Day American Idiot |
| title, holiday, boulevard, n september are eternal, this and btii are peak pop punk for the ages |
| Green Day Oh Love |
| o stfu cunts. the songs are still great and censored versions are always funny |
| Greeting Death Pain of the Earth |
| pretty excellent early quebecois deathrash |
| Greigh Demo |
| 5 jiggling row amateur black folkking traipse |
| Grenadier Trumpets Blare in Blazing Glory |
| diet arghoslent for the most part but the epic plight of the naath is special |
| Grenadier The Levant Sultanate |
| a lighter but equally good arghoslent |
| Grenouer (RUS) Death of a Bite |
| raw baby dm |
| Grimhorde Engravings Along the Coast |
| yt channel 2 4 6 7 8 vanished more folk oriented siffy band |
| Grimner Blodshymner |
| a more infectiously raucous troll stomping |
| Grimrik Die Mauern der Nacht |
| cavernous germanic dumgums |
| GROMS Ascension |
| trad/doom riffs (with some prog unfortunately) and death vox for JAYSUS. its an unusual mix but works quite nicely |
| Grot Hymns of the Woodland |
| solid raw meloblack but nothing too gripping |
| Grot Beneath the Waves of Eternity |
| pretty good modern style raw meloblack with a highlight in moonglade (all but drumming done by a girl for all you simps out there ( ? ?? ?) |
| Grotesque Incantation |
| title submit and blood runs are some great blackdeath why did they go on to make the worst albums in existence leading to the worst genre of all time |
| Gungnir Ragnarök |
| marthy mid meloblack with a respectable score boosting bathory cover |
| Guns N' Roses Civil War |
| some wild classic guns with a cool slash interview |
| Guns N' Roses Live from the Jungle |
| lmao the the dubbed crowd on shadow, otherwise pretty gud live butt especially THIS IS A SONG ABOUT YOUR FUCKIN MOTHER!! whole lotta rosie cover, and then of course sweet child |
| Gustav Leonhardt Bach: The Art of the Fugue |
| leonhardts playing cancels out the usual mundanity of the kunst but even he cant rly add any magic to it either, lovely hachord tone tho. xiii invers gets quite nice, canon hypason goes ahrd too; 831 is fine but i prefer it played on piano; 971 is an audible feast; 998 not particularly notable tho good energy to the allegro |
| Gustav Mahler Symphony No. 5 in C sharp minor |
| pompous and fine but doesn't quite clutch, though the tsunami of iv stands out |
| Guttural Disease The Foreseen Deadline |
| a better than usual bdm album, tight songwriting, using brutal tropes to their full extent instead of just throwing them at the wall |
| Haemorrhage Emetic Cult |
| sum pretty cool death gorin |
| Hagall Päättymätön tarina |
| a fairly standard melodic blafolkking sailing trip |
| Hallows Eve Tales of Terror |
| heavy thrashin execution |
| Hanternoz Linceuls d'Écume |
| fairly excellent french folk bm |
| Hate Awakening the Liar |
| solid modern dm |
| Hate Lord Is Avenger |
| more deicide inspired dm but not as enthusiastically such with some shortcuts taken |
| Haunter (USA-TX) Thrinodίa |
| this is the good shit even if they named themselves after a pokemon, wanted to go 4 but they had to throw in too many techdeth n prog sections and that made me sad |
| Headhunter D.C. Born...Suffer...Die |
| unhinged brazilian blackdeath bombardment |
| Heavy Load Stronger Than Evil |
| classic rockin metal from sweden |
| Hedenskrig Promo Rehearsal 2004 |
| lives -1 laidback hangout semi sober chilean viking party and realistic stage fights destroys amon amarth |
| Hedenskrig Rehersal 11/7/2003 |
| amateur but enthusiastic blackking rowings |
| Heidevolk Batavi |
| rocky folk metal with tinges of black taking a break from the grand voyages with bangers like een nieuw and als de dood |
| Heidevolk Wederkeer |
| first half is amazing folkking rock, second half lets it fall to forgettables |
| Heidra Awaiting Dawn |
| long journey casual troll stroll save the sprightly power of the gods + .5 just for that and whoa the mighty harbinger of war |
| Hel Orloeg |
| overly safe and clean german pagan metal highlight wunden nonetheless and spuren is cute |
| Helcaraxe Broadsword |
| in the spirit of edge of sanity proggy but not overly so pretty good melodeath |
| Helgrindr Cold Might of Winter War |
| not super powerful but pretty enough blasymph |
| Helheim Yersinia Pestis |
| bm adjacent tomfoolery and smashers |
| Hellbastard Natural Order |
| thrash slash gash attack from the bastard of hell |
| Hellbastard They Brought Death |
| venomy crust good |
| Hellhammer Apocalyptic Raids 1990 A.D. |
| a couple extra raids at the end of this hellhammering |
| Hellhammer Apocalyptic Raids |
| too many blargh screams on triumph but the rest is hellhammered |
| Hellhammer Blood Insanity |
| title is fucking vicious, maniac not so much remastering does not bode well for it |
| Helloween Keeper Of The Seven Keys Part II |
| ever so slightly more enchanced pm than part i with eagle fly free an absolute classic |
| Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys: The Legacy |
| has some of their best tracks in king n silent rain |
| Helloween The Time Of The Oath |
| generally good metulz with a highlight in we burn |
| Helloween Helloween EP |
| pure win hellow ep |
| Helloween Straight Out of Hell |
| world of war is one of the best hellow songs, also have naba, stars, burning, thunder, asshole is lolz, and years, rest mid good |
| Helloween Pumpkin Tracks |
| win compilation, dont run n esp march of time rock |
| Helloween My God-Given Right |
| fun party 'weenies |
| Helloween Helloween |
| lots of hits and misses, first 3 tracks are solid, then down in the dumps is prob the goa despite the dumb name, a lot of good shit in skyfall |
| Helloween Giants & Monsters |
| interwoven trv pm hellow and poppy flicks but pleasant for all that highlights savior and universe |
| Hellwitch Syzygial Miscreancy |
| obviously good deathrash but why tech, like why? all prog does is cockblock the flow of the trv |
| Helms Deep Treacherous Ways |
| an album straight outta the 80s heavy/power win |
| Henri Mulet Carillon-Sortie |
| a frolicking toccata featuring a dark excursion before all is set right again |
| Heorot Ragnarök |
| gallivanting troll metal extravaganza |
| Hexx Morbid Reality |
| merciless and then lax techdeathrash to make you bash your head INSANE SPIDER-MAN, SPIDER-MAN DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN SPINS A WEB, ANY SIZE CATCHES THIEVES JUST LIKE FLIES LOOK OUT HERE COMES THE SPIDER-MAN |
| Hibria Defying the Rules |
| a fair shake pm album not rly any defiance within however |
| Highlord When the Aurora Falls..... |
| sonarc style nepow but doesnt have their magic, cries too much, until the epic perpetual fury followed by le rouge et le noir, and yes some more crying but tears of darkness is actually good |
| Hildr Valkyrie Revealing the Heathen Sun |
| heavenly symphfolkween metal to entrance and lullabize on the flight to valhalla |
| Himinbjorg Golden Age |
| variable immortal worship, and french, and a classic closer |
| Hirax Raging Violence |
| wildly unhinged beaten senseless scrambled eggs thrash |
| Holy Blood Waves Are Dancing |
| great black folk, intense at times, flute can get annoying, closer title is epic as can be |
| Holy Moses Queen Of Siam |
| trv german heavy/thrash with a variety of influences. sum maiden, sum motorhead, sum cirith ungol, sum accept |
| Holy Moses Satan's Angel |
| sabbath riffs with the first recorded black metal vox before a trv thrash track in necropolis |
| Holy Moses Call of the Demon |
| title track is sabbath gone thrash with sabina's original trv vox, bloody adventure(s) is some trv thrash with respects paid to venom, dunno about the other 2 tracks |
| Hordak Padre |
| fair effort vitroll travelogues |
| Horde Thor Roots |
| mightiest rock slide pummelling trolls highlight a vikingo |
| Horde Thor Fatherland |
| 3 6 10 11 12 mighty bestial trolls ravaging the kingdom with their knurlish antics |
| Horde Thor Glorg's Tales |
| ravenous troll bludgeonings and gremlin gobblings |
| Hordes of Loki Resurrected Pride Once Lost |
| 1 + the age of plundering a couple cool blackking undules |
| Horna Nyx (Hymnejä Yölle) |
| drawly competent bm in 2024 |
| Hroptatyr Hroptatyr |
| a stronger effort more blacky melodeafolk with viking fringe |
| Hulder The Eternal Fanfare |
| a more epic bathory style bm and it goes ahrd |
| Hulder Verses In Oath |
| as suggested by the generic cover art a less ambitious project, its a fine individual bm album but doesnt have the magic of debut |
| Husker Du Everything Falls Apart |
| husker du YOU |
| Hypocrisy Inferior Devoties |
| tight pussy ep that sounds far younger than 1993 |
| Hypocrisy Maximum Abduction (EP) |
| another great ep with carved up cementing its place |
| Hypocrisy The Final Chapter |
| best hypo bum since they went mdethy |
| Hypocrisy Osculum Obscenum |
| but the descent begins. stfu w those half assed screams |
| Hypocrisy Pleasure of Molestation EP |
| a pretty good if not standout ep |
| Hypocrite Edge of Existence |
| solid classic swedish melodeath |
| Hyver Sorcier-Hibou |
| medieval sojourn across daily landscapes dunsynth |
| I Between Two Worlds |
| immortal lite, you can chill out n groove to it. highlights in warriors and battalions |
| Iced Earth Iced Earth |
| behold, iced earth! |
| Illuminandi Illumina Tenebras Meas |
| a double ep with english and polish versions of each song save english only hymn of all creation. theyre not as polished as their later lp would become, and quite a bit of awkward and fillery sections, but all the ideas and performance of an epic gothic folk/black metal album are there and driven heavily by that piercing violin. czterdziescia doba/the 40th day is especially creepy being satan's tempting and disparaging words to jesus |
| Illuminandi The Beginning... |
| a compilation of live and studio tracks from both an earlier, more amateur epoch as well as more mature solidly written later tracks. a lot of titles are different and there are no english versions despite english titles, very weird track order as well. overall a great audible history of a young band trying something new in metal |
| Illumishade Another Side Of You |
| ultra poppy djenty symph and its actually good?!?!? highlight in in the darkness |
| Illvilja The Bitter Longing |
| pretty chill atmoblack |
| Illvilja In Winters Cold |
| more good atmoblack that doesnt reach quite high enough to really stand out. hunger is the best track |
| Illvilja Skymningsdager |
| pretty good melodic atmoblack, vikingablod goes ahrd |
| Immortal Pure Holocaust |
| sign for the norse hordes, storming through red clouds, eternal years, and as the eternity opens rip through the darkness and ice of blashyrkh, drums are insane |
| Immortal Battles in the North |
| BLOOD SHED AND DEMONIC ICHOR SPILLED FOR THE SAKE OF BLASHYRKH MIGHTY RAVENDARK |
| Immortal Damned In Black |
| a much more straight forward and rockn rolla bm album yet thereby very fun |
| Immortal Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism |
| immortal's debut is chill and trv...with fire!!!!! |
| Immortal Immortal (Demo) |
| death metal immortal and abbath with mighty bellows hotdamn |
| Immortal Immortal |
| IMMORTAL DAWNS DEMON WAR PAINT AND JOINS THE TRV KVLT |
| Immortal Souls Ice Upon The Night |
| a lighter snowfall with icy riffs around the frozen lake highlighting in everwinter, sacrifice, and suicidalive |
| Immortal Souls IV: The Requiem for the Art of Death |
| instrum pieces thruout 3 good intro and bells; evil 3.5; nuclear 4 so groovy, amazing drums n fills; wept 4 another groovefest; absol 3 good melodies but too slow, some awkward riffs; rotting rye 3 good thrashy main riffs, terrible chorus, poor concept, garbage slow section at the end; last day 3 a chug a groove fest, but annoying chorus; hypnotic 4 a galloping horse of a track; thoughts 4 all around solid track; rose 3 good concept poor execution; requiem 3 not good but not terrible, not anywhere near as solemn as they meant it to be |
| Immortal Souls The Cleansing |
| 1 2 4 great raw mdm from the snowy finland consider me cleansed |
| Immortal Souls Cold Sounds |
| winter metal is back as the souls granted immortality rise again from the snow, a fresh melodic ep |
| Impending Doom Nailed. Dead. Risen. |
| how they went from bdm to derpincore no idea. awesome cover, legit tunes n ghastliness |
| Impending Doom The Sin and Doom of Godless Men |
| actually good bdm holy shiiiiiiiiizzzzzzz |
| Imperanon Stained |
| first half was some great neoclassical melodeath then they just drop it and throw together a bunch of random shit ruining the 4 it was headed towards |
| Imperanon Imperanon |
| shadow souls is a great amateur mdeth track with inexperienced but still entrapping lady vox, vein is alright |
| Imperator The Time Before Time |
| i mean tight production and you can hear it all clearly but loses most of the ferocity of their demos and i am disappoint |
| Imperator Existential Prophecy |
| this...is not a worthwhile reunion. highly groove influenced thrash/deathish wtf happened reformed alcoholic demo, call from the grave cover isnt too bad +.5 for that |
| Imperator Live from S'thrash'ydło festival |
| theyre goin ahrd but live quality is rough, celtic frost cover is win |
| In Flames Lunar Strain |
| flames' debut is a great start, though odd hearing stanne instead of anders. prob some of stanne's best efforts actually, edging on a black metal shriek. female vox clearly inexperienced but beautiful, love the extra instruments |
| In Flames Demo '93 |
| the spark that ironically is a much bigger flame than anything post lunar strain |
| In the Woods... Heart Of The Ages |
| to this day no one knows how the forest made these sounds, and whoever took the recording was never found..... |
| Incantation Onward to Golgotha |
| onward to death and dooooooooom |
| Incantation Diabolical Conquest |
| pyrrhic first half before decisive victory in the 2nd |
| Incantation Decimate Christendom |
| 1st half is a lot more solid than the 2nd |
| Incantation Scapegoat |
| canty still got it even in 2010 bb |
| Incantation Dirges of Elysium |
| debauchery to prophecy solid af but then they just let it die, why |
| Incantation Profane Nexus |
| its too doomy but damn if this doesnt sound straight out of 94 |
| Incantation Promo |
| sum ahrd raw deathdooms from the one n only incantation |
| Incubus (USA-LA) Beyond the Unknown |
| mighty christian deathrash to redeem you from your SINS |
| Incursed Fimbulwinter |
| growly pirates !!! |
| Infect (USA-MCH) Poisoned Germ Terror |
| an intense dm pummelling with silly squirmy vox |
| Infernum Farewell |
| solid if not outstanding polish bm |
| Infester Darkness Unveiled |
| death metal done dankly dark |
| Iniquity Serenadium |
| brutal amagaldeathdoom with an awesome cover |
| Inquinok The Hallowed Shall Serve |
| a fairly accepted blasymph offering |
| Insanity Sacrefixion |
| deathrash smashin that doesnt hold up to their previous |
| Insanity Visions of Apocalypse |
| 2015 rerec with just gorsuch and a session drummer sounds considerably better |
| Insanity Rotted Soul |
| old man deathrash gone AHRD legacy band ep |
| Insomnium Across the Dark |
| certainly the most forgettable of sommy's albums, yet not bad. whoever they hired to do their art from this point on was a mistake though |
| Insomnium Where the Last Wave Broke EP |
| excellent ep by the one n only sommy |
| Insomnium One for Sorrow |
| Inertia 3.5; Shadow 4; Song 3.5; Only One 4; Unsung 3.5; Every Hour 4; Decoherence 3; Lay the Ghost 3; Fire 2.5; Title 3.5 |
| Insomnium Shadows of the Dying Sun |
| sommy continue their descent though its better than sorrow, highlights in sleep, black heart, words, river, and ephemeral, which sounds a lot tighter than the ep version, title track is garbo |
| Insomnium Winter's Gate |
| first half is pretty fire but then they get laidback and it fizzles out by the end |
| Insomnium Anno 1696 |
| standard nomnium |
| Interitus Srdce krále |
| rough czech folksymph with terrible choppy editing highlight title |
| Intestine Baalism Banquet in the Darkness |
| and what a great feast |
| Intestine Baalism Ultimate Instinct |
| mostly just straight up tight dm, highlight in galaxy |
| Iron Angel Hellish Crossfire |
| the steel is not very hot at first but they fire it up later on highlight hunter in chains |
| Iron Angel Winds Of War |
| THREESH METAL (AND BOOBIES) |
| Iron Cross (USA-FL) Iron Cross |
| dangerous spepow with gnarl vox |
| Iron Maiden Dance Of Death |
| almost as good as beast, highlights in rainmaker, montsegur, face, age n journey |
| Iron Maiden Killers |
| maiden shred n kill it on their legendary sophomore highlight in another life |
| Iron Maiden Live After Death |
| great show esp rime, continues on the history of maiden |
| Iron Maiden Maiden England '88 |
| they kill it live, going on for 2 hrs straight in their home country before any of their rly crappy albums existed |
| Iron Maiden Best Of The Beast |
| more or less what it says on the jewel case, dark n x factor tracks suck |
| Iron Maiden The Soundhouse Tapes |
| maiden having fun |
| Iron Maiden Beast Over Hammersmith |
| great beast of a show |
| Iron Maiden Ed Hunter |
| some of maidens best along with your doom knockoff sir |
| Iron Maiden The Early Days |
| some good shows, interesting enough history |
| Iron Maiden Live In Dortmund ´83 |
| another great show |
| Ironcross Bloodhounds |
| earliest finnish metally speed mrock and some derriere hair |
| Isengard Høstmørke |
| fenrizian paganking rizing highlights i kamp med kvitekrist and overde syngende ode moer |
| Isenmor Land of the Setting Sun (Re-recorded) |
| free spirited trolls dancing away their days without a care |
| Isenmor Shieldbrother |
| unrelenting jiggy jiggy metal trolls |
| Ivory Altar Lichen Grows |
| dumgum in its pvrest form, a wading through long lost corridors laden with centuries of overgrowth and spider webs |
| J.J. Hrubovcak Death Metal Christmas |
| unrest rulz, earthern kings pretty good, best nutcracker performance ever, greensleeves not bad |
| Joe Hisaishi Spirited Away |
| take the movie with you especially amongst summer day, dragon boy, day of the river, and the masterpiece that is reprise |
| Joe Hisaishi Princess Mononoke |
| miyazaki's best, tho perhaps not hisaishi's. as iconic as tracks like legend of ashitaka and demon god are the same melody is used in too many variations and it could have used a few more epic themes |
| Joe Hisaishi My Neighbor Totoro |
| pure audible innocence |
| Joey Beltram Classics |
| this is pretty cool, nice variety of tracks maintaining a balance of repetition without overstaying and meanwhile building up variations |
| Johann Pachelbel Chaconne in D Major, P. 40 |
| like a miniature hexachordum apollinis, it starts gentle, gets more confident, and plays softly before letting out the accumulated passion |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 1 in F major, BWV 1046 |
| a rather uninspired by the numbers concerto that luckily is saved by the allegro and parts of menuet |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 2 in F major, BWV 1047 |
| in constrast to concerto 1 no. 2 starts excellent but proceeds generically |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G major, BWV 1049 |
| another weaker concerto with highlights in iii |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 5 in D major, BWV 1050 |
| not the best bach but allegro i has enough moments to keep u engaged, and that harpiscord solo is badass af. affettuoso is completely forgettable and thankfully doesnt last too long, then some general epicness in allegro iii. whole piece would be better without the flute |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Harpsichord Concerto No. 1, BWV 1052 |
| i is rather plain until 2/3s of the way through, likewise th'adagio isnt particularly interesting, almost bored and lackadaisical, but its sins are amended somewhat in the fortuitous frolic of iii |
| Johann Sebastian Bach The Art of the Fugue, BWV 1080 |
| the pedagogic nature of contrapunctus i-viii is gratingly evident as they invoke an intermediary student with ix finally emerging a degree of mastery and continuing onward, tho hearing the same subject again and again gets quite boring. honestly the canon variations play and hear much better in their simplicity. the unfinished fuga indeed unfinished, more like a lazy muse while brainstorming something more interesting complete with intentionally narcissistic pun |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Violin Partita No.2 in D minor, BWV 1004 |
| not a particularly engaging piece at any facet not even the chaconne stands out all that much |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Suite No. 3 in D major, BWV 1068 |
| a largely inoffensive suite with the ouverture the best piece, air is deservedly famous though too morose, and an ending gigue that reignites the rather lackluster iii and iv movements. generic background classical for your film |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Violin Sonata No.3 in C major, BWV 1005 |
| this violin solo concerto however sounds rather sullied and everyday in comparison to the others |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Violin Partita No.3 in E major, BWV 1006 |
| rather mid bach that goes pleasantly enough along but never crescends to the sky |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Concerto for 2 Violins in D minor, BWV 1043 |
| i is plain insert elegant copyrightless background music here, ii isnt much better at first but builds into a more pronounced rotation, but iii brings bach back with a fairly revitalized allegro |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Overture in the French style, BWV 831 |
| bach revels in the french style |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Lute Suite in Eb Major, BWV 998 |
| having written only a few pieces for lute, bach nonetheless hands you something to seduce, or be seduced by, your mistress. th'allegro goes ahrd |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Toccata No.4 in D minor, BWV 913 |
| too many slow filler parts but generally an amusing and mindful piano piece esp in the last third |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Suite No. 2 in B minor, BWV 1067 |
| i, ii, & vii are the bangers in this decent suite |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Fantasia in G major, BWV 572 |
| dainty little organ piece |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Italian Concerto, BWV 971 |
| perfectly adequate concerto, i is fun but iii lets it go |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 5 BWV 1050a |
| while certainly not as refined as the piece it would become, a great listen nonetheless |
| Johann Strauss II An Der Schönen Blauen Donau |
| as trite as it is mesmerizing, one cannot fail to give this waltz the ever-enduring credit it deserves |
| Johann Strauss II Tritsch-Tratsch Polka, Op. 214 |
| obnoxious as hell and that's what makes it good |
| Johann Strauss II Éljen a Magyar! |
| very energetic, happy salute to hungary |
| Johannes Brahms Symphony No. 3 in F major, Op.90 |
| movement iii is the star in this gen good symphony |
| Jormungandr In Halls Beyond Death |
| viking-themed and ish speath metal w blackened vox |
| Jormungandr Cernunnos |
| rhythm stomp blackened vox amalgametal |
| Judas Iscariot Heaven In Flames |
| judas ignites a fair bonfire against the skydepths |
| Judas Iscariot Thy Dying Light |
| a step up from debut in the world of american trv |
| Judas Priest Ram It Down |
| jps first full metal album and their best, ascending the heavens and diving into the abyss, highlights in HEAVY METAL and the epic best jp track HARD IRONNNN |
| Judas Priest Invincible Shield |
| this is not an album by a 54 year old band most members of which are in their 70s, sounds like the debut of a present day heavy/pm band wtfff. last 3 tracks are disappointers tho was considering a 4 until they hit, bonuses are in the same vein |
| Judgement Day (NL) Cir-Cum-Cis-Ion of the Mar-Tyr |
| deathrashy melodeath smash |
| Jumpin' Jesus Demo |
| demo is carried by cloning the future, otherwise mid just trying it out dm |
| Kaatayra No Ruidar da Mata que Mirra |
| dissonated folky panopticons in a more free espanol style |
| Kalandra Mørketid |
| ethereal nordic ritual chants and a pop song |
| Kalevala (RUS) Ведьма |
| russian boys and girls finding mates across this folktal festival |
| Kalevala (RUS) Луна и грош |
| lively russian folkemrock |
| Kalmah Palo |
| Blood 3.5; Evil 3.5; World 3.5; Marsh 3; Take 3.5; Paystreak 3.5; Waiting in the Wings 3.5; Through 3.5; Erase 3.5; Stalker 4 |
| Kalmankantaja Routamaa |
| a better than usual deathbearer consisting of entirely melodic epics appropriately adorning a more wintry landscape |
| Kamijo Oscar |
| perfectly produced piano metal album |
| Kampfar Mellom Skogkledde Aaser |
| nordic pagan assaults |
| Kanye West and Ty Dolla Sign Vultures 2 |
| shit this is actually pretty fire, lifestyle is kind of weird tho, nice synths he's def been taking pages from varg, 530 is the best track here wtf, forever rolling rulz too |
| Karkav Winterfrost Karkav |
| 3 folksy blackkween metal with netherworld snarls and valhalla highs by the one and only hildr valkyrie |
| Kat 666 |
| unusually not as fun in polish but naturally gud ablum |
| Keep of Kalessin Through Times Of War |
| a bit of an eclectic debut that hovers between basic bm n something special |
| Keep of Kalessin Reptilian |
| hard to believe this was ever a band part of the 90s trv. still they step it up from their previous 2 disaster piles to deliver a fair modern bm adjacenty/melodic/symphonic/generally metal album |
| Keep of Kalessin Skygger av sorg |
| a fair execution of every trope by 97 without distinguishing themselves |
| Killpower Catalyptic World |
| a much less skilled but still enjoyable sadussytuary deathrash |
| King Diamond Fatal Portrait |
| the natural extension of mf, diamond with more control produces a better album, candle is win |
| King Von Welcome To O Block |
| von proofing his divine right wit dese penetrative beats n piercing lyrics |
| Knaat Finnjark |
| a lumbering troll before relentless club beating |
| Knaat Ein Sturm zieht auf |
| piratey troll seafaring |
| Koji Kondo The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time OST |
| a lot of powerful tracks mixed with a plethora of meh to eh dungeon synth, my favourites are title, market, lon lon, lost woods, fairy, kakariko, storms, meet zelda, beast form, g's tower, ofc gerudo valley, and staff creds medley |
| Korpiklaani Tervaskanto |
| easily their heaviest and thrashiest album, a relentless folk attack |
| Korpiklaani Manala |
| the most rock n roll of their albums, tuvilla and rauta are korpi classics surging into one of their best tracks in kuola, unfortunately mired by weaker slow/filler tracks, but this is still great fuck you guys |
| Korpiklaani Jylhä |
| a highlight of grampa korpiklaani's old age is this folk metal juhla esp levaluhta and tuuleton |
| Krabathor Cool Mortification |
| trv king krab death metal with a dig at morty wow |
| Krallice Orphan of Sickness |
| decent more dmy krallice |
| Krallice Go Be Forgotten |
| some nice spoopy tracks like forest n chaos on this one |
| Krampus Survival of the Fittest |
| eluveitie with some random techno additions and bad male cleans |
| Kreator Pleasure to Kill |
| dark thrash emerging from ramming possessed and slayer together |
| Kreator Terrible Certainty |
| a step up from pleasure but not as good as debut, title and the last 2 tracks go aahhrrddd |
| Krisiun Ageless Venomous |
| relentless flurry of brazilian warm up exercises i mean dm and it goes ahrd zen regardless |
| Krisiun Black Force Domain |
| primal brutal giving no fucks dm with pinch harmonic solos galore |
| Krisiun Forged in Fury |
| dips in the middle but a better crafted brazilian dm album in nearly a decade and a half |
| Krisiun Scourge of the Enthroned |
| krisiun getting WILD in their middle age highlight closer whirlwind |
| Kromlek Stranger Rumours... Distant Tremors |
| and they are trv! come see the performance of the trolls of kromlek! |
| Kromlek III-III |
| high energy troll melobleath |
| Kromlek Upphaf |
| blatantly naked trolls reworked and rerec'd sometimes equilibriumy |
| Kvaen The Great Below |
| mighty middle meloblack |
| Kvaen The Formless Fires |
| frilly meloblack n dragons |
| Kvelertak Splid |
| kvelertak still rock but its not as good as their first 3 albums |
| Kylfingar Vadak útján |
| folk powered troll metal romping |
| Kylfingar Halhatatlanok |
| a pretty good folk might troll lite album |
| Lacey Sturm Kenotic Metanoia |
| essentially a brand new flyleaf album. destroys her solo debut, competes with memento mori, highlights in wonderful, not your fight, and the lindsey violin assisted breathe with me (her violin rly accentuates + rulz on its own) |
| Lamp of Murmuur Saturnian Bloodstorm |
| a melolblack version of immortal highlight in title |
| Last Days of Eden Ride the World |
| multi potent lady symph that may go heavy or poppy or folky highlights invincible, queen of the north, and the pipers call |
| Leaves' Eyes Njord |
| solid bum for the most part, highlights title through devil inclusive, and froyas theme |
| Leaves' Eyes King Of Kings |
| solid bum with a highlight in title |
| Leaves' Eyes Into Your Light |
| good track |
| Leaves' Eyes Across The Sea |
| simple but fun track |
| Leaves' Eyes Sign Of The Dragonhead (EP) |
| good catchy tracks |
| Legion of Death Loud Obnoxious Drunk |
| loud obnoxious grindeathrashin WE DONT WANT YOUR SMELLY PUSSY AND RANCID CLIT AROUND HERE |
| Legion of Death Unconstructive Anarchism |
| lofi grindy deathrashin #2 |
| Limbonic Art Ad Noctum - Dynasty Of Death |
| limby finally gets serious and invokes a thoroughly good if not amazing blasymphony |
| Limbonic Art Promotion Tape 1996 |
| candles and moon are mid good symphs while mourning mystique is a grand piece of cake |
| Limbonic Art Spectre Abysm |
| another solid blasymph album after all these years |
| Limbonic Art Opus Daemoniacal |
| solo limbart is just better |
| Lindsey Stirling Lindsey Stomp |
| transcendence is awesome, cage is weak, spontaneous is decent |
| Lindsey Stirling Lose You Now |
| lose you now is garbage in large part due to quacko, guardian is heavenly, what youre made up another garbage collaboration, torch bringer pretty good, embers is awesome too |
| Linkin Park Underground X |
| an ep more solid than any of their albums damn lp |
| Little V. Wants To Battle |
| steps up most tracks with especially good covers of xerneas, kalos elite 4, lance, and esp the masterpiece that is blue holy shit listen to it now |
| Little V. Wants To Battle Again! |
| guzma theme slams ahrd, and zinnia, wally and n stand out |
| Little V. Epic Metal Covers, Vol. 1 |
| not as good as other covers ive heard but still killer instinct, squid sisters, and undertale stick out |
| Liturgy Aesthethica |
| liturgy makes me pee :D |
| Liv Kristine Libertine |
| what pop would sound like if it were good, solve me, silence and title track stand out on overall quality |
| Liv Kristine Vervain |
| soft n sweet leaf |
| Living Death Metal Revolution |
| acdc thrash rulz highlight killing machine |
| Lloth Αθάνατη |
| hellenic melodeavy pantheon worship and a bit o' king |
| Lord (FRA) Hell's Fucking Metal |
| lord abandon and recultivate their symphonic talents to create...a competent but ununique classic bm album |
| Lord Belial Kiss the Goat |
| a nascent bm band still in the amateur stage trying to get something recorded towards the legacy of their forebears, not quite understanding the kvlt, prod is too light, songs not quite structured, random not rly additive flute. still not in any way a bad effort and they use this experience to summon a masterpiece next time |
| Lord Belial Unholy Crusade |
| lord belial is completely streamlined by their third album culminating in a silly album cover. still its a solid slab of late 90s bm with their usual sideshow effects |
| Lord Belial Scythe of Death |
| a fair transitional offering |
| Lord Belial The Art of Dying |
| a startout blackish dm record very unleashed like |
| Lord Belial Purify Sweden |
| a forbidden track and a wicked mf cover |
| Lord Belial On a Throne of Souls |
| quite an excellent track for th'old lord belial |
| Lord Wind Rites of the Valkyries |
| lord grand dunsynth |
| Loreena McKennitt Lost Souls |
| her latest is a greater piece with one of her best songs if not the best in breaking of the sword |
| Lost Legacy (GER) Gates of Wrath |
| symphonic viking ensiferum highlight title |
| Loudblast Sensorial Treatment |
| france's first dm band's debut is a righteous effort, highlights in les serre-livres + from beyond |
| Loudblast Disincarnate |
| light but classic sound french deathdoom |
| Luca Turilli King of the Nordic Twilight |
| rhapsody side quest kills highlight black dragon |
| Ludovico Einaudi Eden Roc |
| generally well set piano pieces (and a few strings), nefeli is magic |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 5 in C minor, Op. 67 |
| the famous first movement is all you need, the rest don't even try to touch upon it |
| Ludwig van Beethoven "Grand" Piano Sonata No. 4 in E♭ major, Op. 7 |
| a pleasant sonata climaxing robustly in movement iv |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Große Fuge, Op. 133 |
| panned in his day, it really shouldnt have been. sure its a little awkward, but the man was deaf and at the end of his career, why shouldnt he pull a metallica/lou reed? |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Piano Sonata No. 22 in F major, Op. 54 |
| a virtuosic and fanciful sonata that yet lacks heavy engagement |
| Ludwig van Beethoven String Quartet No. 13 in B♭ major, Op. 130 |
| i is great, ii-iv are rather plain, v is moot lethargy, vi is glorious and thank god his publisher made him replace grosse fuge with it |
| Ludwig van Beethoven String Quartet No. 16 in F major, Op. 135 |
| as birb boy said but with a trv rating. simple delights esp in i, the required sombre but not too melodramatic iii, and iv pulling it all together, an old master continuing to compose out of cultured habit without any need to conquer |
| Ludwig van Beethoven String Quartet No.12 E-flat Major,Op127 |
| i is a decent easy goer without anything trvly standout, ii inoffensive, rather bland, iii is the star, an old shiner looking back at beety's prolific career, finally iv keeps the momentum and yields a satisfying if trite conclusion |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Egmont, Op. 84 |
| as incidental music cant expect anything too grand but an effective play backdrop |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Violin Sonata No.5 in F major, Op.24 |
| i is almost annoying as good with how it's been overplayed, the trv star here is iv |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Piano Sonata No. 19 in G Major, Op. 49 |
| short and sweet sonata |
| Luke Faulkner Rachmaninoff: Morceaux de Fantaisie |
| well executed |
| Luke Faulkner The Wanderer |
| generally sombre but wanderer and eastern winds are win |
| Luke Faulkner The Scepter'd Isle |
| excellent renditions |
| Luna Obscura Feltia |
| lofty gothgrowlsymph highlight dance of forsaken souls |
| Maeotis Vérbulcsú |
| troll shaman jubilations |
| Magnum Vigilante |
| feelgood new wavy unicorn rocks |
| Magnum Into The Valley Of The Moonking |
| metallic prog rock masters magnum annunciate a trv regal lunar epic |
| Magnum Dance Of The Black Tattoo |
| great song selection with some mid bonuses tho MY DIRECTION IS LOST sounds like MY ERECTION IS LOST and FOR-GIV-EN sounds like FUCK-EM-UP |
| Mago de Oz Finisterra |
| a 2 hour spanish folk metal opera and it surprisingly holds up more or less in a net positive. perhaps not so great in one listen but it is separated into 2 discs with the second act arguably better than the first, highlight el que quiera entender que entienda |
| Mago de Oz La dama del mar |
| dancing with a mermaid metal |
| Mago de Oz La tierra de nunca Jamás |
| a folky flight from the grave |
| Majestica Metal United |
| pretty good piercekey led track |
| Majesty of Silence Die Schöpfung Tohuwabohu |
| cradle style gothic black symph with all german lyrics, which while isnt my favourite language, particularly goes well here |
| Make a Change...Kill Yourself Make a Change...Kill Yourself |
| if i kill myself how will enjoy this fantastic album? |
| Malevolent Creation Stillborn |
| groove heavy dm considerably surpassing their previous albums |
| Malhavoc The Release |
| rly good industrial metal with thrash on the side FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW |
| Malicious Damage Fallen Kingdom |
| trv deathcore |
| Malicious Onslaught Rebellious Mayhem |
| concave cavernous caustic dm echoing lost demented ghouls |
| Malignant Eternal Far Beneath The Sun |
| a too theatrical yet competent meloblack |
| Malignant Eternal Alarm |
| dusty meloblacks w 'eavy groove spikes |
| Manegarm Urminnes Havd - The Forest Sessions |
| beauty beast folkoustic mesmerizations |
| Manegarm Dodsfard |
| blackened folk kings waging war |
| Manegarm Nattvasen |
| fairly forged together bleeding trolls with a few melancholic drinkers |
| Manegarm Legions of the North |
| effortful but unspectacular melodic dark blatrolls |
| Manegarm Manegarm |
| roving adventurous folkking metal |
| Manegarm Fornaldarsagor |
| goodtime scandinavian singalongs highlights slaget vid bravalla and ett sista farval |
| Manegarm Ynglingaättens öde |
| more folky folkelobleath swede singalongs |
| Manilla Road The Deluge |
| manillas most virtuosic and expansive album yet |
| Mannheim Steamroller Christmas |
| a short album of wonderful carol instrumentals, highlight in the closer stille nacht |
| Manowar Warriors Of The World |
| too much opera but still rulz, esp call to arms, the cover of nessun dorma, and hand of d00m |
| Manowar Kings Of Metal |
| good mix of classic rock n metal that'll kick ya ass |
| Mantas Rehearsal #1 (Emotional) |
| dunno whats so emotional about it but legion of doom is where mayhem got deathcrush and both evil dead recordings rule tho the prod is much better on take 1, then the 2 recordings of the band track also rule with the much longer take 2 obviously more fleshed out |
| Manticora Darkness with Tales to Tell |
| genuine power and mysticism in a seemingly black box |
| Marduk Heaven Shall Burn... When We Are Gathered |
| marduk finally put out a nice bm bum |
| Marduk Nightwing |
| another pretty good marduk to close bm's classical period |
| Marduk Glorification |
| remix pretty good, destruction n piledrivers covers fair enough SEX WITH SATAAAAAAANNN!! bathory rulz, venom cover alright |
| Marduk Memento Mori |
| a pretty solid album with enough variations to keep it interesting enough. highlight in the flight of the bumblebee imitating blood of the funeral |
| Markgraf Markgraf |
| MARKITH GRAFOL!! |
| Marrasmieli Martaiden mailta |
| very mid until frozen north brings it up |
| Marthe Further In Evil |
| only poseurs would compare this to bathory and only fascists would hail anything in the first place. tracks 1-4 are amazing heavy/tremz wins with tristessa vox and it looked like an easy 4, but then those last couple tracks yikes, her cleans are horrible on them and not in a good way |
| Masfel Katasztrófamámor |
| these were really cool funky melting pot rocks |
| Massacra Signs of the Decline |
| the death knight ATTACKS!! |
| Massacre Inhuman Condition |
| a lesser but still decent massacre with a random but welcome cronos appearance on a warhead cover (is it a cover if it has the actual writer on it tho?) yet despite such is very inferior to the original and cronos' wild ooooooaaaaaargghhhhs sadly dont make up for it |
| Massacre The Second Coming (Demo) |
| a deathrash creation that pales both in comparison to what came before and what came after (that is, FROM BEYOND) |
| Massacre War Machine |
| fkn sweet ass cover |
| Massacre Headless Halloween |
| halloween rulz, helga turned from repulsions worst track to something listenable |
| Massacre Behind The Serpent's Curse |
| solid modern massacres |
| Massacre Halloween Song |
| a doomier but haunting key melody that forges win, simultaneously funniest n mightiest halloween tribute track |
| Massacre Corpus Umbra |
| haunting intro, mighty modern from beyond a doomier but haunting key melody that forges win, simultaneously funniest n mightiest halloween tribute track ancient slumber is a bleh necrophagia track and thus cover, kam lee's original lyric mantas evil dead is pure vicious fucking win GROOVY! haunting instrums and some below worthy massacre deafs |
| Massacre Evil Dead Rise |
| an alright modern massacre and a pretty damn good deathgrind cover, cant find an unnerving intro stream for some reason bleh |
| Massacre 7 Doors of Death |
| groovy lucio fulci inspired massacre |
| Massacre Death May Die |
| EVEN DEATH MAY DIE!! |
| Massacre Mermaid in a Manhole |
| a silly titled ep of cuts from necrolution, rocky dm goin ahrd m/ |
| Master Let's Start A War |
| bass heavy thrash that goes AHRD |
| Master Four More Years Of Terror |
| finally obtaining a steady lineup with the new czechmen staying for more than a single album master deliver some gallopy fun deathrash, but whats with the japanese schoolgirl on the cover? its also about 4 tracks too long and a whole album about the bush administration is not exciting |
| Master The Human Machine |
| classic punky latter day master deathrash but speck is doing this drunken slurred hrrrrurrrr thing |
| Master Faith Is In Season |
| ok so this one is a bit weird, they keep the general style of the last album, alright, a mix of groove n thrash, but this one is much more dynamically thrash with the groove bits well integrated. gets a bit grindy and punky too, again only slightly ghostly dm mainly in the grunty vox |
| Master The Witchhunt |
| nothing standout but a fair deathrash output by the old master |
| Master Everything Is Rotten |
| classic speckmann deathrashin |
| Master 1991 Demo |
| 2 3 demo dm goodness |
| Master Rehearsal Demo |
| slice of dm history life with a young band talking between trying to get their shit straight |
| Master Saints Dispelled |
| new little drummer boy is p good tho a lot of it is dbeats, a lot of surging riffs, paul's voice is a grunty shout thats serviceable esp at his age but not especially dmy, highlights in the pure win that is footsteps of doom and title |
| Master 40 Years and Killing |
| the usual master with a not appreciable epic and live smacks |
| Master Sword The Final Door |
| directly zelda themed progsworth power doom of mostly medium quality and too on the nose references, though as always the great fairy's fountain theme poings and the gerudo valley themed forsaken tribe rules |
| Master Sword Toying with Time |
| zelda inspired power metal come trv - what better fate can you ask for? |
| Master's Hammer Jilemnický Okultista |
| bathory and king diamond team up to forge the master's hammer!!! |
| Master's Hammer Ritual |
| early 90s bm incarnation featuring a culmination of the previous decade's bathory, maiden, celtic frost, mercyful fate and tormentorrrr |
| Master's Hammer Vagus Vetus |
| a cool blackened czech folk metal album |
| Mayhem Wolf's Lair Abyss |
| the resurrected mayhem is, well, zombified. a brand new guitarist means completely new riffs, and from here on they would become prog infested, untrv rot mixed in with the black ichor. RIP dead, RIP euronymous |
| Mayhem Chimera |
| as if gdw didnt make abundantly clear mayhem is now an entirely different band, and in 2004 thats not a bad thing. thankfully the overprog fascination of gdw is satiated and this release harkens back to their kvlt origin days while very much creating a new sound, light yet satisfyingly intense bm with tasteful prog riff sections creatively and skillfully integrated, an unapolegetic and in your face bass, and maniac sounding just like his name implies. highlights in rape humanity with pride and the bass driven impious devious leper lord |
| Mayhem Pure Fucking Armageddon |
| PVRE. FVCKING. AAARRRRMMMMMAAAAAGGGEEEDDDOOOONNNNNNNN!!! rehearsal tracks go ahrd |
| Mayhem Life Eternal |
| 5 roughmixes from the recording of de mysteriis when attila was adding vocals, they rly emphasize how attila is the worst bm vocalist oat, fortunately the trv inlaid into the core of these songs by euronymous will always be dominant and funeral fog still has its original hellhammer intro |
| Mayhem Live in Bischofswerda |
| having to rely mostly on their classic tracks the new line up has a great set, and the new tracks dark past n esp labyrinth go ahrd |
| Mayhem Deathrehearsal |
| great ahrd death metal and jam sessions |
| Mayhem Studio Tracks |
| THE TRV MAYHEM now with production |
| Mayhem Freezing Moon |
| deads only studio tracks in squeaky clean production |
| Mayhem Ancient Skin / Necrolust |
| the first mayhem release without any dead, euronymous, or varg, and it goes ahrd m/ |
| Mayhem Necrolust / Total Warfare |
| nice crusty rec of necrolust |
| Mayhem Live in Jessheim |
| lesser quality than their other shows but they still go AHRD |
| Mayhem Fuck You!!!! |
| v early instrumental recordings of their initially dm oriented songs, plus some cool covers showcasing their formative inspiration |
| Mayhem Chaos Reborn |
| the first mayhem release without any dead, euronymous, or varg, and it goes ahrd m/ before their pretty good celtic frost cover maniac sounding just as, anno vampyr is pretty vicious and sweet and trv, reformed version of pagan fears is alright |
| Medieval Steel Medieval Steel |
| title track is pure win followed by some well done but not exciting 80s butt |
| Megadeth Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good! |
| easily one of the best albums to come out of the big four, some trv trash n songwriting seen little in their discogs with added humour |
| Mekong Delta The Gnome |
| naughty gnome techthrashin |
| Melther Przez orkowe pole... |
| marching black folk anthems |
| Merciless The Awakening |
| a fair erwachen of swedish deathrash |
| Merciless Unbound |
| merciless change it up and try out a melodic death metal approach, and it aint half bad HOW MANY OF YOU OUT THERE ARE INTO OLDER WOMEN?! I THINK YOU UNDERSTAND - DO YOU LIKE OLDER WOMEN?! THE ONLY KIND YOU DIG OUT OF THE GRAVE, THE OLD ONES WITH THEIR EYES SUNKEN INTO THEIR SKULLS! THEY HAVE MAGGOTS CRAWLIN' OUT OF THEIR FUCKIN' CUNTS! YEEAAAH YOU LIKE TO LICK THAT STUFF! PUT YOUR DICK IN THEM THEY BREAK IN TWO! THAT'S FOR ALL YOU NECROPHILIACS! |
| Merciless Death Evil In The Night |
| young blood next gen thrash, short but thrashes ahrd, lol @ the original artwork |
| Mercyful Fate Melissa |
| everything priest wish they could be MEEELIIISSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH |
| Mercyful Fate In The Shadows |
| mercyful fate return with another mfing classic in the 90s OOOH MELISSAAAAAAAAAH! YOURE IN MY DREAMS! YOURE WITH ME EVERYDAY! OOOOOOOOOH MELISSAAAAAAAH! COULD THAT REALLY BE YOUR VOICE I HEAR? |
| Mercyful Fate 9 |
| king diamond HOWLS n metal RIFFS |
| Mercyful Fate Mercyful Fate |
| we crucifin big titty bitches tonight bois |
| Messiah Extreme cold weather |
| an everything metal mostly death n thrash but also early grind and bm n doom they go all around town bb several tracks from debut live |
| Messiah Choir of Horrors |
| hymn service conducted in a chapel of skulls highlight in title |
| Messiah (USA-MI) Final Warning |
| satan dragon-slaying metal damn |
| Metalium (TUR) Tenebris |
| hot babe slayer angel deathrash |
| Metallica Kill 'Em All |
| a great start for american thrash but one they would never attempt to replicate or build upon, met's only real thrash album |
| Metallica No Life 'til Leather |
| when metallica could actually call themselves metal lickas, taking britain's venom and causing their own thrash revolution |
| Metaphobic Demo 2021 |
| legit osdm in the 2020s, cant wait for the first album |
| Metsatoll Hiiekoda |
| the kalevala style tracks are great amongst half assed folk diddies |
| Mgla Groza |
| pretty plain until iv |
| Mgla Presence |
| mgla started slappy and never stopped |
| Mgla Age of Excuse |
| the final mg?a album is solid but otherwise unappealing |
| Mgla Necrotic |
| a peering into the fog foretelling what was to come |
| Michael W. Smith Glory |
| an instrumental album thats basically a classical imitation elevates this far above any of his other shit |
| Midnattsol Midnattsol |
| some great tracks though desolation is somewhat awkward |
| Midnight Sweet Death and Ecstasy |
| another of those harsh vox'd ripping classic metal revival albums with NAKKKED WAHEMEN TRIBBULATION |
| Minor Threat Minor Threat |
| minor threat rulz |
| Minor Threat First Two 7"s |
| in my eyes diminishes this somewhat but self titled and extra tracks go ahrd |
| Minotaur Power of Darkness |
| aggressive thrash with a nice bark-growl-shriek for vox but not much more |
| Minotaurus (GER) Victims of the Underworld |
| dual voxed troubadour folktal highlight in born from roots |
| Misthyrming Algleymi |
| krallice x modern behemoth, modern bm that goes pretty damn ahrd and the folksy bits arent bad either |
| Mistur Attende |
| meloblasymph incarnations with vikings on the cover for some reason |
| Mithotyn Meadow in Silence |
| meadow in blackvikalliphony |
| Moby Dick Ugass Kutya! |
| hungarian thrash win |
| Moby Dick Kegyetlen évek |
| rusty hungarian THRASH |
| Molecular Corporation Millions of Dead Menposters |
| sput's got talent and i am simon cowell. legit good tunes with 3+ yeses going to wet velvet - sheer, johnnys track, and the heist revenge - concave love. but i split a golden buzzer for betweentheskye - hypertrance and especially waves ablaze - into the blaze as they get added directly into my library |
| Monstrosity Imperial Doom |
| george was never a great vocalist but holy balls does he sound so much better with an actual dm band behind him |
| Mooncitadel Onyx Castles and Silver Keys |
| silvercitadel |
| Mooncitadel Stardawn Usurper |
| hearing a new album described as 'more experimental' does not entice and that album cover was not a reassuring glance and indeed this is a meandering atmo-bm scarlet symphony latter day mortiis with title at least a cut of their pvrest fruit |
| Moongates Guardian Eternal Legend |
| generic adventure film score synth until the pretty good summoning clonage isildur's curse and onwards |
| Moonlight Haze Animus |
| ultra poppy symph with occasional high moments like kintsugi and never say never scratch that ritual of fire is amazing |
| Moonlight Sword Elfenwinter |
| dungeon synth with the bm as an aside, its not bad at all but nothing spectacular, highlight in lament of dead wolves |
| Moonlyght Progressive Darkness |
| epic amalgamation of all kinds of metals into a fairly potent alloy |
| Moonsorrow Verisäkeet |
| more heavily blackened epic blackfolk |
| Moonsorrow Kivenkantaja |
| celebratory epic folkblack amongst mournful trolls |
| Moonsorrow Tulimyrsky |
| competent black n folk parts but the 30 min track rly just sounds like 5 smaller tracks hashed together, covers are meh |
| Morbid December Moon |
| some of the earliest and trvest material ever recorded, and one of the few records with dead on vox. LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, BITCH! |
| Morbid Rehearsal 1987-05-08 |
| cant hear much but still a great jam session |
| Morbid Angel Altars of Madness |
| classic dm debut offering trv metal to the masses |
| Morbid Angel Abominations of Desolation |
| significantly more to the thrash side and more timid and less intense than their raw demos but nevertheless a solid would be first lp by the morbin angles, welcome to hell is unfortunately not a venom cover sadge |
| Morbid Angel Thy Kingdom Come |
| a solid osdemo but not anywhere near as intense as with mike browning |
| Morbid Angel Complete Acid Terror |
| honestly these instrums are a great party in and of themselves |
| Morbid Angel Love of Lava |
| best ringtones collection |
| Morbid Saint The Black Tape |
| lesser versions of dest system tracks |
| Morbid Saint Swallowed by Hell EP |
| pretty good modern thrash no complaints really |
| Morbid Saint Swallowed By Hell |
| about what you'd expect from an old band revival that only released 2 albums decades ago, listenable enough with some nice action nothing mindblowing |
| Morbid Saint Thrashaholic New Tracks |
| some cool tracks not released as an ep for some reason |
| Morcegos Extreme Point |
| THESE BRAZILIANS FINALLY PULLING OUT A GRINDY DEATHRASH BOMBER |
| Mordor (PL) Prayer to... |
| haunting death gothicky doom |
| Morgoth Resurrection Absurd |
| 89 nethdeths |
| Morgoth The Eternal Fall |
| death inspired nethdeth |
| Morgul Blade Fell Sorcery Abounds |
| fair heavy style tolkien folkelodeath |
| Morgul Blade Heavy Metal Wraiths |
| galloping melodic blafolkking heavies FOR THE RING!! highlights in welcoming hearth and neither cross nor crown |
| Morkemen Gravbrev |
| 3 8 mournful viking calls |
| Morkemen Heksakunst |
| droning folkking excursions |
| Morrigan Celts |
| 2 5 6 7 8 10 morrigan wise up and forge a competent paking album instead of talentlessly riding quorthon's coattails |
| Morrigan Diananns Whisper |
| an odd album transmogrifying from doomy gothic pagan to atmoblack to gloomy goth paganism again, wiccan metal |
| Morrigan The Damned |
| black everything metal amalgamate |
| Morrigan A Celtic Alliance |
| dynamic pagan dance |
| Morrigan A Celtic Alliance |
| 1 2 black crust attack before a successful viking raid |
| Morrighan's Cry Morrighan's Cry |
| gothic doom witch lady and her consort metal ( ? ?? ?) |
| Morser Two Hours To Doom |
| death grind best grind |
| Morsure (FR) M.A.D. |
| unhinged frenchie duct tape thrash avec un petit peu plus honhonhon |
| Mortem (Per) The Devil Speaks In Tongues |
| pervvians deathin ahrd |
| Mortification Scribe of the Pentateuch |
| what daaaa fuuuuuuuqqqqqqqqq. best release since scrolls, scribe includes deathrash wins like extradiefor and title, at times going full dm like the good old days with real riffs, solos, and melodies. its like the older steves gotten the more hes realized he needs to put out real shit |
| Mortification Ancient Prophecy / Overseer |
| prophecy is a decent dm epic u dont rly need to hear again, overseer is awesome, butchered is one of mortys best tracks, crusaders is meh |
| Mortiis Ånden Som Gjorde Opprør |
| dark ambiental times |
| Mortiis Født til å Herske |
| some soothing dark ambientiis |
| Motorhead Snake Bite Love |
| despite their self criticism this is easily mheads most powerful rocker with a highlight in the song lemmy hated the most, night side |
| Motorhead We Are Motörhead |
| a great follow up to snake bite, another album that rocks AHRD |
| Motorhead The Wörld Is Yours |
| a very solid golden years album rocker after rocker |
| Motorhead Motorhead EP |
| the star self titled tracks of their first 4 albums defining everything motorhead is |
| Municipal Waste Waste 'Em All |
| CROSSOVERRRRRRRRR |
| Mutiilation Vampires of Black Imperial Blood |
| vampire bm rulz, highlight in magical shadows of a tragic past |
| Mutilator Into the Strange |
| umm what happened to the total badasses on immortal force?! eh they even out in the end anyway, all thrash no death tho |
| My Dying Bride As the Flower Withers |
| gothic grand DOOM DEATH |
| Myrkgrav Takk Og Farvel; Tida Er Blitt Ei Annen |
| variously constructed folktal emphasis blafolkking |
| Myrkur M |
| etherete blackened lofts |
| Myrkvar Als Een Woeste Horde |
| more intelligent trolls edifying the landscape but thus not as powerful and some vikening |
| Myrkvedr Sons of Muspell |
| flute filled mighty mountain troll metal |
| Mystifier Aleister Crowley |
| a degree better blackdeath than their previous demos but becoming noisier is not the same as displaying proficient skill and compositional intellect, but they show greater promise in dark kingdom and band track |
| Myth Demo CD 2001 |
| short lived synthy growly folkking marches highlight the shadow beyond |
| Myth Through the Myst of Time |
| 1 2 3 4 unfinished blajaunting metals |
| Myth's Bay Demo |
| a single troll and many forests |
| Mythic Rehearsal Tape 1991 |
| to the point classic deathdoom by sum frisky ladies |
| Mythos Nord Die Segel Gesetzt |
| 3 6 9 10 14 an improvement in general german quality folksynth amaljams |
| Nachtfalke Doomed To Die |
| crashy lofi melodied slight pagkingy black with a medium bathory cover |
| Nachzehrer The Depths From Which They Crawl... |
| eh its an alright asmr dunsynth ep |
| Nachzehrer Cries Of The Midnight Horde... |
| fair melotremz but a slower record |
| Naglfar Sheol |
| a fair meloblack to sit side by side with necrophobic |
| Naglfar Vittra |
| some decent meloblack without anything captivating. bonus 12 rising and evil men cover are pretty good though |
| Naglfar Teras |
| naggly up there game on this one but still with the extended breakdown in every track staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahp |
| Naglfar Cerecloth |
| a final solid meloblack shot straight from the naggles |
| Napalm Death From Enslavement to Obliteration |
| fixing their prod issues reveals the face of trv deathgrind |
| Napalm Death Utopia Banished |
| short fairly powerful death metal songs |
| Narjahanam Demo |
| atmospherical doomy araby blackened death jams |
| Nasty Savage Nasty Savage |
| a pure metal album showcasing trad piled on with thrash and some emergent death highlights in no sympathy, gladiator, and asmodeus |
| Nasty Savage Indulgence |
| thrash-watch-fate like they cant decide what to be |
| Nattsmyg Sinmara |
| astartan cult mysticism |
| Nattsmyg Sagor |
| dark troll saunters and viking pyres |
| Neasit Przedświt w ramionach bezkresnej nocy |
| polish pagan rituals |
| Nebelhorn Urgewalt |
| 2 3 6 7 mithotynny masses |
| Necrodeath Fragments of Insanity |
| necro step down from the death pedestal to create a respectable but not pinnacle deathrash album |
| Necroknight The Skullthrone |
| a solid melodeath album with a highlight in the viking rhythm'd fallen knight |
| Necrophagia The Divine Art of Torture |
| great halloweeny deathrash |
| Necrophagia Season of the Dead |
| necrophagia eat more than they animate and so their zombie army is considerably weaker in force than the other early necromancers |
| Necrophagia Power Through Darkness |
| a lot of vocal experimentation but still in deathrash territory |
| Necrophagia Power Through Darkness: The Demos |
| what can be heard is rompin thrashy aggression but def not yet death metal more raw hardcore than anything metal another screamy thrash mess disgusting some legit screamy dm a lot of vocal experimentation but still in deathrash territory took them a couple more years than their brothers but necrophagia thus achieved trv dm |
| Necrophagia Cannibal Holocaust |
| consider all the cannibals cremated |
| Necrophagia A Legacy of Horror, Gore and Sickness |
| a humbler brother of early dm but no less gravedug what can be heard is rompin thrashy aggression but def not yet death metal more raw hardcore than anything metal |
| Necrophagia Death Is Fun |
| took them a couple more years than their brothers but necrophagia thus achieved trv dm some legit screamy dm a lot of vocal experimentation but still in deathrash territory |
| Necrophagia Autopsy on the Living Dead |
| another screamy thrash mess disgusting |
| Necrophobic Bloodhymns |
| another collection of competent but not stellar deathy mdms |
| Necrophobic The Third Antichrist |
| gud swedish meldeath that said a proper fuck you to gothenburg |
| Necrophobic The Nocturnal Silence |
| classic dm with some congruent melodies n atmospheric effects |
| Necrophobic Satanic Blasphemies |
| the dm demos are much better than their silly mdm ep |
| Necrophobic Mark Of The Necrogram |
| solid blackened melodeath without any highlights |
| Necrophobic Slow Asphyxiation |
| competent but not outstanding dm like all their early albums |
| Necrophobic Spawned By Evil |
| a good track, slayer sucks, venom and bathory covers win m/ |
| Necrophobic Dawn Of The Damned |
| one final p good but not engaging mdm |
| Necrophobic Tour EP 2003 |
| random tracks from their first four albums and then some pretty good but lesser covers |
| Necrophobic Unholy Prophecies [Demo] |
| sum gnarly dm |
| Necrophobic The Infernal Depths Of Eternity |
| pretty good mdm track |
| Necrophobic In The Twilight Grey |
| yep same old necrophobic, another album steadily and awkwardly fixed between average and excellent, you want to rly dig it but they make it impossible. everyday throw-somthin-on melolblack |
| Necrosorcery Necrosorcery |
| gravelandy black doom with perhaps too much doom for all that |
| Neravendetta Magnum Chaos |
| amalgastyle melody tremz with a dash of follllkkk |
| Neurosis Pain Of Mind |
| their thrash punk roots are much better than anything they ever did later, whyd punk losers and metal haters have to murder them so |
| Nidhogg (GER) Siegeszug der Götter |
| tynny meloblakking a moderately successful voyage |
| Nidhoggr (FIN) Ravens Over The Road Of Kings |
| buzzing burzumz becoming similarly |
| Nifelheim Nifelheim |
| blackrash blood rituals |
| Nifrost Blykrone |
| legit frosty folky melobleath |
| Nightmare (FRA) Waiting for the Twilight |
| awesome heapow invading your dreams highlight trust a crowd |
| Nightrage Abyss Rising |
| this is...actually good?!?!? damn just goes to show no lindberg less problems. guy tries to imitate the scream but he cant do it bc he knows how to scream properly and the riffs are there |
| Nightspirit (SWE) Death Be Thy Name |
| haunted melobleath |
| Nightwish Endless Forms Most Beautiful EP |
| pretty good guess i should listen to the album ha |
| Nihilist Premature Autopsy |
| down n dirty earliest swedeath |
| Nile Annihilation Of The Wicked |
| pharaoh's brutal egyptian techdeath chariot assault highlight throwing thine enemies into the burning pits of the duat |
| Nile Those Whom The Gods Detest |
| those whom the gods detest the followers of seth travel across all 31 dynasties and 4132 miles defying amon and ra wherever thence they roam, casting spells of death and destruction all along the nile culminating in the victories of kem khefa kheshef and the eye of ra, the greatest blessing to come from the techdeath deity known as nile |
| Nile Ramses Bringer Of War |
| ahrd ejeeptan metalz |
| Nile Vile Nilotic Rites |
| some solid dm from the depths of the tombs of the last pharaohs |
| Nile The Underworld Awaits Us All |
| treasures of which howard carter could never fathom |
| Ninkharsag The Dread March Of Solemn Gods |
| more razor dissection |
| Niobeth Silvery Moonbeams |
| more soprano but less songstrong epica with a very pretty cover |
| Nitro O.F.R. |
| cant not be affected by this. high energy, some real metal riffs in there, king diamond vox rampaging like theyre going out of style |
| no metal in this battle the husky tape |
| rly cool melodious post rock with a nice dogge =D |
| no metal in this battle paprika |
| some cool funky post mrocks |
| Nocturna (IT) Of Sorcery and Darkness |
| an offshoot of frozen crown with 2 different but similar sounding ladies paired with the same main guitarist, more gothicky songwriting it is very good highlight burn the witch |
| Nocturnal Rites The Sacred Talisman |
| well written and produced good time power |
| Nocturnus Thresholds |
| weak gasping for his life vox and noodling, alright arctic crypt is pretty sweet and you know what its pretty fun then onwards |
| Nocturnus Nocturnus (Demo) |
| rough technical deathrash with vicious vox |
| Nokturnal Mortum Weltanschauung |
| nokty surge a revolution in their sound to create a kind of barbaric folk metal, slavic lyrics version is probably better highlight breath of ragnarok |
| Nokturnal Mortum Twilightfall |
| spider web constructed folk bm with a lot of what struggle to be called vox that should not have been recorded, tnematset wen (i c what u did ther) is very pretty however |
| Nokturnal Mortum Lira |
| released in emergency for its original bass player, lira stands out as a cossacks bellow to the defence of ukraine |
| Nokturnal Mortum The Spirit Never Dies |
| paeans to the living pagan spirit |
| Nomans Land The Last Son Of The Fjord |
| russian vikings on a fairly prosperous voyage |
| Nomans Land Last Crusade |
| happy russian growlfolkkings HEY! BROTHERS! HEY! HEY! BROTHERS! STRAIN AT THE OARS! |
| Nomans Land Farnord |
| jaunty mildly adventurous meloblafolkkings |
| Nomans Land Raven Flight |
| mithotyn gone vodka drunk russian wild |
| Nomans Land Valkyrie |
| melodeavy valkingorphis |
| Non Est Deus Impious |
| pretty good trad bm sounding like a more melodic version of dark funeral |
| Norden Glory in Flames |
| meloheavy amateur amalgam highlight trv viking bass laden golden gates of valhalla |
| Norden Blood on the Sky... |
| deep drony heavy pagan rituals with a droning viking spectre trying to find his way home |
| Norden Blood on the Sky - Blue of My Sword |
| deep drony heavy pagan rituals |
| Nordjevel Nordjevel |
| jotunn colossus melodied black ice |
| Nordverg Мы те, кто мы есть |
| excellent live viking metal track |
| Nornsaga The Shores of Níðhöggr |
| wintersunny melofolkking cruise highlight kaivosmies...and sabaton!!! |
| Northland Northland |
| proud troll metal with captured prey cleans |
| Northland Freezing Sadness |
| pure siffy/mithotyn worship but not at all bad for that under a new band name, album name, and cover art |
| Northsong Tomb-Born Monuments to the Ageless Silence |
| winter followed by summer then winter again |
| Northsong Forgotten Tales |
| pleasant enough troll metal |
| Northsong Winter's Dominion |
| solemn horseback folk metal journey highlight heathen war |
| Novembers Doom The Pale Haunt Departure |
| great variety of gothicky doom, sommyish mdm and acoustics highlight in title |
| Nu Cuentos de Ayer y de Hoy |
| nu out of the gate with a folk mrock fiesta |
| Nuclear Assault Survive |
| not as fun as their punky nintendo debut but swinging thrash slash all the same |
| Nuclear Assault Handle with Care |
| thrash handled well BUUURRPP!! |
| Nuclear Death All Creatures Great and Eaten |
| well produced deathgrinds n extras |
| Nuclear Death Wake Me When I'm Dead |
| admittedly winsome deathgrind |
| Num Skull When Suffering Comes |
| deathy doomy with some 90s groove, pales in comparison to ritually but is another NUM SKULL |
| Numenor Chronicles from the Realms Beyond |
| some pure power metal, mostly melodeath with a tinge of black, numenor make another unique if not stellar album with highlights in heart of steel and moria |
| Numenor Draconian Age |
| not the best mdm but i'll take it. sounds like it was made in the 2000s |
| Numenor Make the Stand |
| pretty great ep, make the stand with hansi and dragon erebor are winners |
| Numenor Majesty |
| fun tracks, blind guardian covers much superior to originals, hansi actually sounds good on make the stand |
| Numenor Tales from the Edge of Time |
| a collection of crystal production early bg classics, with more manly vox |
| Numenor Runes of Power |
| a respectable potency in these scribings |
| Nydvind Sworn To The Elders |
| and the elders doth approve |
| Nydvind Eternal Winter Domain |
| properly performed pagan rituals of which the gods descend |
| Oakenshield Gylfaginning |
| 1 4 5 7 8 folky gremlin viking magic highlight ginnungagap |
| Oakenshield Gylfaginning Demo |
| 4 5 blackfolkking arrival bathory cover is alright |
| Oakenshield (BRA) Forgotten Tunes |
| calming brazilian folkking tunes |
| Obituary Cause of Death |
| no, death caused you. a lesser but still actual death metal death album |
| Obscurity Várar |
| fair to adept melobleath |
| Obscurity Vintar |
| winter coated melodeath |
| Obscurity Obscurity |
| obscurity forge some poignant melodies |
| Obscurity (SWE) Demo |
| MOOOOOOO vox get fucking murdered but not bad thrash/heavy |
| Obscurity (SWE) Across the Holocaust |
| obscure band obscurely rereleases first track by obscurity ever heard by the underground obscure |
| Obsidian Gate The Nightspectral Voyage |
| not as stellar as the imagery would have one believe nevertheless a put together bm beethoven |
| Obtained Enslavement The Shepherd and the Hounds of Hell |
| so oe go on a rampant self parody employing fair enough blasymphonic compositions but accoutred with silly theatrics and devil sex |
| Odhinn From a Splendourus Battle |
| trvly infernal black metal chaos |
| Old Funeral Devoured Carcass |
| band was better with olve but early brutal with varg playin sum other kind of riffz, crazy good production for 91 as well |
| Old Funeral The Older Ones |
| i mean i'd never want to live without immortal but this is pretty sweet yea band was better with olve but early brutal with varg playin sum other kind of riffz, crazy good production for 91 as well forced to be lost and devoured carcass are general dms, but alone to tyrant emerges the horned caput of nascent bm (minus varg who was pumping out burzums) |
| Old Funeral Our Condolences (1988-1992) |
| AND YET SO GRATEFULLY IS among the first of quorthon's infernal spawn BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM THTHTHTHH BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM BOOM CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO nocturnal hell cover rulz go canada incantation rulz too i mean i'd never want to live without immortal but this is pretty sweet yea band was better with olve but early brutal with varg playin sum other kind of riffz, crazy good production for 91 as well forced to be lost and devoured carcass are general dms, but alone to tyrant emerges the horned caput of nascent bm (minus varg who was pumping out burzums) |
| Old Funeral Old Coffin Days |
| i mean i'd never want to live without immortal but this is pretty sweet yea band was better with olve but early brutal with varg playin sum other kind of riffz, crazy good production for 91 as well forced to be lost and devoured carcass are general dms, but alone to tyrant emerges the horned caput of nascent bm (minus varg who was pumping out burzums) |
| Old Funeral Old Funeral |
| forced to be lost and devoured carcass are general dms, but alone to tyrant emerges the horned caput of nascent bm (minus varg who was pumping out burzums) |
| Old Funeral Live at Garage, Bergen 6th April |
| BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM THTHTHTHH BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM BOOM CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO nocturnal hell cover rulz go canada incantation rulz too |
| Old Man's Child The Pagan Prosperity |
| jilted but still win meloblack |
| Old Man's Child Ill Natured Spiritual Invasion |
| dimmu borgir x kalmah highlight in dream ghost |
| Old Man's Child In the Shades of Life |
| old trvish bm but not worth a ton writing home about |
| Old Tower Spectral Horizons |
| a cavernous ascent across an eon of lost souls followed by the graceful departure of those who found themselves again, leaving their earthly remains in the eponymous fortress |
| Ominous Glory The Elven Dream |
| a grand powsymph journey somewhere between the win and the amateur |
| Omnium Gatherum Beyond |
| Luoto 3.5 amazing instrum; New D 4; Rim 3; Night 2.5 mostly a long nothing; Formidable 3; Sonic 3.5; Who Could 4; Unknow 3; Living 4.5; White 2.5 another long nothing. subdivisions cover is garbage |
| Omnium Gatherum Grey Heavens |
| The Pit 3.5; Skyline so simple but so good omg 4; Frontiers also simple but so fuckin good one of their best songs 5; Majesty 3.5 rare that i should be giving such a track such a score; Rejuvenate 4; Foundation ugh idk its good but bad but good but slow honestly cant go higher than 3; Great Liberation 3.5 but that piano sequence is horrible; Ophidian same deal as foundation 3; Title decentish instrum 3; Storm Front 3.5 |
| On Thorns I Lay On Thorns I Lay |
| nomnium x behemoth x akerfeldt vox, highlight in newborn skies |
| Ondfodt Det Österbottniska Mörkret |
| untrolly noking meloblack presents |
| Operatika The Calling |
| neoclassical symphonic but not operatic thats a misnomer riffage its a nice album |
| Origin Origin |
| origin originated originally original |
| Orion's Reign Nuclear Winter |
| neopow blizzard bliss |
| Orion's Reign O Come, All Ye Faithful |
| power metal bb jesus |
| Orion's Reign Feliz Navidad |
| the best ever version of this song |
| Orion's Reign Christmas Canon Rock |
| lady power cover of trans siberian orchestras christmas canon, angelic at times |
| Orkrist Artifacts of Life |
| deablasymph orks and their captive gothic maiden |
| Orna Annon Forodor |
| an unusual combination of symphonic melobleath with viking tendencies until full set sail on title tho northern winds is pretty cringe WHEN I SAY FUCKIN' HEADBANG...I DON'T WANNA SEE...ONE MOTHERFUCKER IN THE BACK...HEADBANGIN'.... |
| Outre-Tombe Repurgation |
| fatal francophone death worship |
| Outre-Tombe Nécrovortex |
| gnarly french canadian osdm |
| Oxygen Destroyer Guardian of the Universe |
| KAIJU DOMINATION |
| Ozzy Osbourne No Rest For The Wicked |
| simple metal songs that ozzy elevates into something more tattooed dancer rulz |
| Ozzy Osbourne The Ultimate Sin |
| the ozz goes full metal highlight in title |
| Pagan Altar Mythical & Magical |
| epic heavy doom sorcery from the dark past |
| Paladin (CAN) Purification du Mal |
| modern style autopsy from quebec. the guitar tone sounds light and grungy yet surely death metal all the same. the grooves are killer, but overall too doomy. l'ordre, brule, and title rule m/ |
| Paladin (USA) Demo 2017 |
| not a bad demo at all, great prod, iron maiden with death growls |
| Palantir Lost Between Dimensions |
| an honest meandering within the dimensions of power metal |
| Pan-Amerikan Native Front Little Turtle's War |
| pretty good modern bms but nothing essential |
| Panic (BRA) Best Before End |
| variety deathish possessing its own power but not hooding the potency of debut SHOOBYDAHBYDOOBAH BITCH! |
| Panopticon The Rime of Memory |
| lengthy krallicecore with a nice violin highlight in the latter half of winters ghost but stop ruining atmosphere with idiot political quotes k thx |
| Panychida Woodland Journey |
| melodic paganic mid folk/troll/bm but also a bit of vikening in beneath the gate of sempiternal bliss |
| Pathfinder The Beginning |
| ancient rocks is a great survey of some of the best in pm, riffs from rhapsody n dforce with a chorus stolen straight from tyr, sons is a mid good track |
| Pathfinder Fifth Element |
| definitely pushes the boundaries of pm as far as without breaking it, works in some places, not in others. the day is the best track, otherwise pretty standard/ruined by prog to rly stand out |
| Paysage d'Hiver Im Wald |
| coldness |
| Pegazus Wings of Destiny |
| pegazus rulz WINGS OF STEEL, TAKE ME HIGHER TAKE ME TO THE CLOUDS WHERE THE LIGHTNING STRIKES AND THE THUNDER ROAR IS LOUD WINGS OF STEEL, TAKE ME THERE SO I CAN BE SET FREE TO FLY ACROSS THE UNIVERSE TO SEEK MY DESTINY BRAVEHEART - HE WAS A WARRIORS SON BRAVEHEART - AFRAID OF NO ONE BRAVEHEART - HE WAS BORN TO RULE FOR HIS TRIBE, PEOPLE AND THEIR LAND |
| Penetralia Carpe Noctem: Legends of Fullmoon Empires |
| sexual singularly orgasmic blasymph |
| Pentagram (CL) Fatal Prediction / Demoniac Possession |
| another couple great production mainly thrash sum deth tracks esp demon poss goes AHRD |
| Pentagram (CL) Demo #2 |
| again ahrd thrashers with amazing production tho it does get a bit slow. did they just not have more cash for studio time or what? |
| Pentagram (CL) Rehearsal Tape |
| absolute shit recording nevertheless the deathrash shines thru and goddamn that solo on summoned to the grave |
| Pentagram (CL) Demo #1 |
| much more thrash than death with kind of annoying shout vox but amazing production for a demo and the riffs in the 2nd half rule butts |
| Pentagram (CL) Past, Present and Future |
| solid dm compilation with a silly evil dead cover |
| Pentagram (TUR) Pentagram |
| pentathrash ownage |
| Perseus Into The Silence |
| MOUNT YOUR PEGASI AND LETS GO RIDIN BOYS!! highlight title |
| Peste Noire Macabre Transcendance... (Demo) |
| and thus burzum passes the torch while in jail |
| Pestilence Spheres |
| ok following death into classic dm is one thing but also picking up directly on the thrashy prog death train? its just as good or better than human and owns individual thought patterns released a couple months later but come on! at least they use extra effects to differentiate themselves a bit more, changing perspectives and demise of time are pretty cool |
| Pestilence Consuming Impulse |
| classic trv death clone dm |
| Pestilence Malleus Maleficarum |
| essentially being a clone of death means a clone of trv dm m/ |
| Phantasmagoria (US) Demo 1990 |
| gnarly deathdooms from the TOMB |
| Phantom Blade Knife Scars |
| a fair effort present day melobleath album highlight in price of deceit |
| Phantom Blade Hit Rock Bottom |
| a cool melobleath track |
| Phuneral Live Metropolis |
| no bm here but a nice brazilian deathrash session |
| Piekielne Wrota Live |
| deathrashin from an obscure dark corner o' poland |
| Pitkan Matkan From Despair to Rebirth |
| a bit more rendered french troll metal |
| Pixies EP1 |
| great ep of four tracks off upcoming indie cindy with the title track a trv star |
| Pixies EP2 |
| more indie cindy tracks, love the oooos on magdalena, and another heavy hitter in greens and blues |
| Pixies EP3 |
| the final ep completes indie cindy in total but it is weaker overall than the others, ring the bells is meant to be the 3rd slot clincher but isnt a mandatory win like cindy or greens and blues, jaime bravo helps make up for it |
| Pixies Indie Cindy |
| pixies return in the 21st century ahrd with their best overall album, especially prominent the lovely greens and blues and poignant title track |
| Possessed The Eyes of Horror |
| their satan-bestowed powers slowly waning, a fairly potent thrasher after the infernation of beyond the gates title track goes ahrd classic possessed |
| Possessed Shadowcult |
| new tracks pretty good thrash, live tracks are win, abandoned demo less smooth than album version but fine |
| Post Mortem Coroner's Office |
| corey deathy thrash slash (n sum DOOM) n it rulz |
| Power Quest Neverworld |
| moar solid pms with highlight in title |
| Power Quest Wings Of Forever |
| power quest is win, tracks 1-4 go ahrd n the rest carry it thru |
| Primitive Graven Image Celebrating Impending Chaos |
| big step up from their debut, solid flawlessly produced modern bm with some tricks up their sleeve |
| Primordial Serpent Ascension of the Dark Age |
| good but not stellar canadian bm |
| Prophetic Age Prophetic Age |
| a fun ridealong light style blasymph album |
| Protector The Heritage |
| protector returns to defend the pillars of deathrash heritage |
| Protector Urm the Mad |
| a more streamlined deathrash with added doom, a lot less engaging than golem URM THE MAD WHOA |
| Psychostick Space Vampires vs. Zombie Dinosaurs in 3 |
| the most appropriate use of mccore ever, srsly they have 10x the talent, very funny ;)s and parodies throughout while making very trv points, nothing about space vampires or zombie dinos until the end tho |
| Pungent Stench Been Caught Buttering |
| dm mixed with grind, doom, n sabbath, pretty good despite their grossosities |
| Pyotr Tchaikovsky Piano Concerto No. 1 in B♭ Minor, Op. 23 |
| some very brilliant passages esp. across i, but it needs major editing for fluid enjoyment |
| Pyotr Tchaikovsky "Souvenir de Florence", Op. 70 |
| nothing terrible but nothing too inspiring either |
| Quest Master Lost Songs of Distant Realms: Volume One |
| agreed |
| Quo Vadis Day Into Night |
| a decent album like a more thought out heartwork |
| R.A.V.A.G.E. Rotting in Hell |
| the trv atheist ravaging amongst the swamp of noize, raw but still emergent trv death metal |
| RaevJager/Rabor Сказки Зимней Ночи (Winternight Fairytales) |
| wintry christmassy sugar plum fairy ridealongs amidst gentle beauteous snowfall |
| Ragnarok Diabolical Age |
| proceeding after giving it your all in a masterpiece like arising realm is a difficult thing to do, and ragnarok are not immune from the effects of third album syndrome. its an intense melodic bm release but tries far too hard without really delivering, best on title track |
| Ragnarok In Nomine Satanas |
| first few tracks are a watered down version of their former selves but they pull up from that nosedive to reach a respectable height once again, highlights in beast and prince |
| Ragnarok Collectors of the King |
| while certain og blapsymph bands give in to the laid back poppy atmosphere of the 2000s only the likes of ragnarok stay relatively close to the trv |
| Ragnarok Malediction |
| like a necrophobic album nothing rly wrong with it yet nothing exciting either |
| Ragnarok (UK) Of Ages |
| remastered 1991 demos as well as a few off raven god, fortuna from oaken heart and heart of steel cover from domgeorn, plus unreleased river of life. both legions of death rule alongside samhain and sons of odin |
| Rainbow Rising |
| the rainbow doubles on this early (power) metal album, stargazer rulz |
| Raskasta Joulua Raskasta Joulua IV |
| fun metallized christmas songs all in wonderful SUOMILAINEN highlights in joulun sanoma, joulumuisto edited, jouluyo edited, and kuului laulu |
| Raven Rock Until You Drop |
| nonstop infectious energy |
| Ravencult Morbid Blood |
| title, winds of damnation, and unspoken oath are some great rockers, everything else competent but largely average modern bm |
| Razor Violent Restitution |
| well built machine but needs moar screeches |
| Razor Executioner's Song |
| canadian thrash rulz |
| Razor Custom Killing |
| not as sharp as their earlier albums but IF YOU DON'T LIKE RAZOR THEN GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE!!! (NOW!) |
| Realm Endless War |
| i wish these guys werent fooled by the trojan horse of prog theyre a great thrash band, beatles cover is unusually pretty sweet |
| Realm of Wolves Hegemon of cold seas |
| folky sommy-like gazy melodeath with some unwelcome 'core bits |
| Red (USA) End of Silence |
| a nu/alt album largely successful bc it follows a simple hard rock formula rather than said nu/alt bullshit. lol @ all the simps unable to handle the omg christians |
| ReinXeed Majestic |
| truish |
| Renato Napty One Rode to Asa Bay |
| a pretty wicked cover of quorthons immortal track, though the vocal edit prevents it from being a keeper |
| Repulsion Excruciation |
| screamy effect is win, helga their only mid track, excruciation is REPULSIVE |
| Revenant Prophecies of a Dying World |
| and like a vengeful violent ghost the revenant ATTACKS!! |
| Rhapsody of Fire Rain Of A Thousand Flames |
| best rhapsody overall to this point, queen rules, the 2 min actual instrum part of angel rules, elnors magic valley lennyface, poem minus the dialogue rulz too |
| Rhapsody of Fire The Frozen Tears Of Angels |
| solid rof, operatics arent overdone, ahrd riffs, composed well |
| Rhapsody of Fire Eternal Glory |
| pure win lofi pm demo |
| Rhapsody of Fire Challenge The Wind |
| dropping most of their fantasy film score does nothing but good as rof focus on the metal and even guest session a few lines of ahrsh vox |
| Rigor Mortis Rigor Mortis |
| rigidly rugged rigorous thrash (of death!!!!) |
| Rinaldo Alessandrini Frescobaldi: Fiori musicali |
| a lighter and more thorny garden, nonetheless all the rosy |
| Riot Rock City |
| SEAL METAL!!!! WARRIOR RULZ!!!!! |
| Riot Narita |
| johnny throws another riotous party highlights kick down the wall (trv party game) and title |
| Riot Thundersteel |
| still not as much charm as the early speranza albums but oozes all the cheese all the same THUNDERBAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLSSSS |
| Robert Schumann Piano Concerto in A minor, Op.54 |
| waltz w me bungie |
| Rock Goddess Rock Goddess |
| name does not disappoint |
| Romuvos Romuvan Dainas |
| soothing folkking metal and acoustic shanties across the calm sea highlight egle the queen of serpents |
| Root Hell Symphony |
| amalgex metal grown straight from the root |
| Rose Avalon Universe (EP) |
| excellent folky ep that makes me feel like a princess |
| Rothadas Rothadás |
| p good os deathdoom ep |
| Rothadas Kopár Hant... Az Alvilág Felé |
| p competent but not overly exciting deafdoom |
| Ruido de Rabia Revolución cósmica |
| bestial spanish dm goin conquistador on ur ass |
| Runeshard Shadowbane |
| disappointing compared to their earlier release but title track makes up for the down sides |
| Running Wild Pile Of Skulls |
| and the booty is mighty |
| Rusted Shut Rehab |
| a piercing noisecore/sludge album that pretty much rocks from beginning to finish |
| S.L.O.D. Demo 1986 |
| ground og slovenian dm |
| Sabaton Coat of Arms |
| pretty good sabaton with highlights in screaming eagles Ca-CAW BITCH, aces in exile, wehrmacht, and white death with its hawt bodomy solo section |
| Sabaton World War Live: Battle of the Baltic Sea |
| concerts across the baltic is pretty badass, lots of swedish and sounds like a fun time, world war tour is just like any other live album tho |
| Sabaton Carolus Rex (Swedish Version) |
| everything is better in swedish, highlights everything from en livstid to ett slag |
| Sabaton Swedish Empire Live |
| pretty damn good live album joakim is hype |
| Sabaton The War To End All Wars |
| my epic review is epic. highlights in stormtroopers, unkillable soldier, lady of the dark, and christmas truce |
| Sabaton Stories from the Western Front |
| a great ep featuring some more recent tracks and despite the boring slog of a motorhead cover |
| Sabrina Carpenter Short n' Sweet |
| HEARTBREAK IS ONE THING MY EGO'S ANOTHER I BEG YOU DON'T EMBARRASS ME MOTHERFUCKER!! AAAAAAHHHAOOW!! AND I BET THE THERMOSTAT'S SET AT SIX-NINE! |
| Sacred Few Beyond the Iron Walls |
| badass lady heavy sandy sounds like jinx |
| Sacred Hades Ode to My Father |
| more of a dsbm ep, not bad at all |
| Sacred Hades In Extremis |
| another well done heavy black metal album tho the monster vox are kind of silly |
| Sacrifice Torment In Fire |
| respectable screaming thrash highlight in band track |
| Sacrilege (SWE) Lost in the Beauty You Slay |
| dt without the silly prog structures and flames without the feather touch ie gud melodeath |
| Sacrilege (UK1) Within the Prophecy |
| a mighty motorheady headbangin' thrash assault |
| Sacrilegium Sleeptime |
| ah yes, traditional polish bedtime music |
| Sacrilegium Live 1993 |
| raw polish bm captured live appropriately giving tribute to venom |
| Sad Legend The Revenge of Soul |
| whack ass album from korea that goes from mccorey bm fusion to straight meloblack to ultimately folk black a la illuminandi, chorus to elegy of slaughter sounds just like separate ways |
| Sadistik Exekution K.A.O.S. |
| agreed |
| Sadus Red Demo |
| black march is the only available track and a non lp, thrashy but way too much latter death worship and so far below their previous rawness somewhat makes up for it |
| Sadus The Shadow Inside |
| same prog thrash sadus but more elevated, best sadus since wake of severity |
| Saidan Onryo II: Her Spirit Eternal |
| anime soundtracks given tremz n blastbeats but its a bit hackneyed and comes out an awkward but fair melolblack |
| Samuel Barber String Quartet Op. 11 |
| best movement overall is i, the famous adagio for strings is only win during the climax, iii pretty unnotable |
| Sandy Claws Blackest Christmas |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZixzYMC_-o&ab_channel=JCH007 |
| Saor Aura |
| soaring blackened folk thunder and skylandscapes |
| Saor Guardians |
| highland field recordings part 3: celtic blissation |
| Sarcofago I.N.R.I. |
| raw charred all guts dm highlight in satanic lust |
| Sarcofago The Laws of Scourge |
| sarcofago release another middling but quality thrash/death/black thing |
| Satan Court in the Act |
| happy kvlt music |
| Satan's Host Power - Purity - Perfection: 999 |
| satans host get possessed by melobleath this time round and its pretty good |
| Satan's Host Archidoxes of Evil |
| 14 years later a crushing doom and death jumble, also dat ASS!!! |
| Satan's Host Metal from Hell |
| raw amateur maideny/ungoly trv metal from the heart, highlights in title and king of terror |
| Sathanas Thy Dark Heavens |
| 2 4 5 6 demonic trv black deathrash reigning apocalypse |
| Satyricon Nemesis Divina |
| bombastic bm with sinister satyr surprises |
| Satyricon Dark Medieval Times |
| DARK MEDIEVILLLEEELEE TIMEEESSSSSSSSSS |
| Satyricon Intermezzo II |
| a small sampling of some of the best satyricon |
| Satyricon The Shadowthrone |
| satyricon amp up their storytelling with the tale of the shadowthrone through synthified bm |
| Satyricon The Forest Is My Throne |
| AND UPON IT I SHALL TRV |
| Saxon Crusader |
| maideny venomy rockers |
| Saxon Strong Arm Of The Law |
| ahrd classic metal rockers |
| Saxon Battering Ram |
| starts fkn ahrd n keeps on going batter ram me bb |
| Saxon Shore Four Months of Darkness |
| four (five?) months of instrumental bliss |
| Scabbard Beginning of Extinction |
| amalgadeath metal composition but isnt particularly outstanding in any way |
| Scum (FIN) Mother Nature |
| a bit more than listenable classic melodeath |
| Sear Bliss Forsaken Symphony |
| a searing blasymphony like it says on the jewel case, tho somewhat disappointing |
| Sear Bliss Souldive |
| a decent enough label promo |
| Sear Bliss Letters From The Edge |
| sear bliss back in bizniz with a trumpety atmomelolblack attack |
| Sear Bliss Promo Rehearsal 1999 |
| the nusty prog rearing its butt ugly head on this mostly good bm promo |
| Semargl Satanic Pop Metal |
| exactly what it says on the jewelcase...and dat ASS best tracks labyrinth and join in fire |
| Semen of Satan Demo 1984 |
| satanic ejaculation intro traversing lilith orgasmic vaginal contractions into a hellish womb of metal conception WE ARE EEEVIIILLL!! *BASS SOLO* |
| Sepulchral Death Praising Death |
| barely extant but ahrd early nethdeath |
| Sepultura Morbid Visions |
| quiet production muzzles a lot of the power of this early deathrash |
| Sepultura Bestial Devastation |
| the mousey production doesnt stop the deathrashy goodness from rampaging through |
| Serenade of Darkness Storms |
| not anywhere near as captivating as their debut but an orchestrated blasymphony regardless |
| Serenity in Murder The First Frisson of the World |
| a symphonic japanese arch enemy, unsurprisingly much better than arch enemy tho a bit corey |
| Sergei Prokofiev Romeo and Juliet, Op. 64 |
| a bit long, but flows better than a lot of ballets. only thing worth keeping though of course is montagues & capulets |
| Sergei Rachmaninoff Morceaux de fantaisie, Op. 3 |
| generally fanciful movements with i-iii more heavy than the iv, v |
| Seth By Fire, Power Shall Be... |
| crystal production and more relaxed play greatly lessens the infernal potency within |
| Seven Spires A Fortress Called Home |
| a grand amalgamation of metal, classical, and pop styles, a lot of lady's sections are straight out of a disney movie, nevertheless its power is greater and captivating |
| Shallow Intentions My Beginning |
| 5 10 viking blasymph not as bad in execution as the concept would warrant |
| Shallow Intentions Live at Finns |
| 1 2 3 4 fairly moshful meloblakkings |
| Shards of Humanity Cold Logic |
| mid death like zanity but generic flair even if well done |
| Shield Breaker A Warrior's Death Song |
| journeying folky melobleath with summoning tracks in broken shield, jormungandr, and title |
| Shieldwall Lloegyr |
| mighty accordion jiggling growl celtic folk metal march |
| Sil Khannaz Conception of Madness |
| bellowy rock tunnel melodeath from malaysia |
| Silent Winter Holy Land of Fire and Snow |
| christmas POWER!! |
| Simple Plan Still Not Getting Any... |
| classic tween angst |
| Sinergy Beware The Heavens |
| kimberly goss is actually a rly good singer/keyboard player. alexi is on autopilot for the most part, either saving it for bodom or his riffs just not meant to take over kims pieces. highlights in warrior princess and virtual future (which has legit bodom riffs) |
| Sirannon Semper Caliga |
| a theatre of entertaining meloblack |
| Sirannon Forgotten Laments of the Forsaken |
| some decent meloblack a la later astarte but def not above ep quality. tracks 3 and 4 are the best |
| Sirannon International Black Scene Vol.1 |
| turkish lady bm goes ahrd ;) |
| Sirenia Perils of the Deep Blue |
| pretty impressive for whats essentially a 2 man band. even the weaker tracks still have a careful quality to them that prevents them from taking it down too much. seven widows is a jam, ditt endelikt is suprisingly jammy given its led by some avg clean male vox, and decadence is the funnest track followed by nothing amazing but nothing poor either save that epic blizzard chorus |
| Six Feet Under Haunted |
| simple but groove laden dm better than anything cc has ever done |
| Skalmold Baldur |
| among the lesser but still goodish folk mutuls, they try ahrd but dont exhibit anything essential, daudi naturally is the best track |
| Skalmold Med Vaettum |
| prob their best album yet nothing addicting |
| Skarpseian Skygge Slottet |
| bleak, devouring landscape treks downtrodden byron, no mercy from the icy winds, no hope from the blizzard, still, the keep must be attained |
| Skarpseian Tan Gil |
| grand medieval landscape exploration, desolate castles and uncertain nights |
| Skegg Visdom of Valan |
| straight slaying swedeath |
| Skegg Oblivion |
| rough deathdoom with a couple random vikingy intercessions |
| Skeletonwitch Beyond the Permafrost |
| polished 80s thrash with early kalmah vox, whats not to dig? |
| Skidbladnir Kapitel I |
| 2 4 frolicky sea sailing bms |
| Skilfingar Niu |
| niu skil fingery meloblasymph obsessed with home |
| Skilfingar Victorious |
| nordic worship folkelodeath |
| Skillet Unleashed |
| lmao the average on here is ridiculous. they finally found a consistent and energetic sound, the only bad track is saviours. everything else is nonstop party moshpit worthy and when its perfected like it is on here there's nothing wrong with that. doesnt have any of those awkward ass riffs or pauses that kill the rest of the song like on all their other albums. tons of jen ledger vox too making this easily their best album. bonus you get me high is a simpler better executed better than drugs. set it off isnt bad either |
| Skillet Feel Invincible Remix EP |
| kellr n blastforever remixes are pretty sweet. lol @ the remix ep virgins below |
| Skinless Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead |
| starts amazing with overlord and unilateral disgust and had me thinking can this possibly be good techdeath with thoughtful riffs and fills?! but then they proceed to ride the more generic train and it takes it down. sabbath cover was pretty funny though |
| Skjonnhet Nature As a Beautiful Place |
| melodic skramzy blackgaze from indonesia n its pretty good |
| Skogfodt Rogue's Gallery |
| piratey plunder |
| Skyclad The Wayward Sons of Mother Earth |
| melodious metal with a hint of FOLK |
| Skyclad A Burnt Offering for the Bone Idol |
| folk metal rockin |
| Skyforger Kauja Pie Saules |
| latvian paganism in metal ignite |
| Skyforger Perkonkalve |
| another dece to p good bum without any trv ear worms |
| Skyforger Semigalls' Warchant |
| silly vox but overall fun folky times highlight in night of the winter solstice |
| Skyforger Kurbads |
| a weird trad metal/mdm/full on folk offering whose first 4 tracks bang ass but the rest droop to mid goods, also mediocre vox n what is that cover lmao |
| Skyforger Lec, Eglīte |
| groovy tunes n badass/sexy video but where are the grooowwwwwllllllllssss????? |
| Skylark (ITA) Wings |
| a more spread out opera rock composition amidst the power and that does take its toll though there is still great metal within highlight rainbow in the dark |
| Skylark (ITA) Fairytales |
| great instrumentals as usual but the lady vox arent charming in their amateurity like fabio's, at least until rose in her hand where she picks it up nicely, rly belts it out on lions exact same inflections as fab lmao, little red is bloated with awkward sections but i trimmed it down to a pvre win 7:46 |
| Slania Proof of Existence |
| a goth/symph album with minimal instrumentation. canela's voice, while very lovely and rightly put centre stage, cannot carry the band by itself however, but a nice light listen. highlights in losing everything, bleeding diamonds, willing aim, and wake world with its partially spanish lyrics |
| Slartibartfass Nebelheim |
| well done heavy groovtal with troll tendencies |
| Slaughter (CAN) Strappado |
| punky death tinged thrash up you go on the strappado |
| Slaughter (CAN) Meatcleaver |
| the prod is total hash but any nonposeur wont mind, punky thrash like venom but canadian and some emergent dm elements, highlights in the trifecta of children of the fire, hell hath returned, and the hilarious and wonderful title track |
| Slaughter (CAN) Nocturnal Hell |
| a great short but sweet little deathrash ep |
| Slayer Haunting The Chapel |
| slayer keep showing no mercy in the local chapel to become a thrashier venom |
| Slayer Def Jam Demo |
| awesome instrums of reign in blood tracks |
| Slechtvalk At The Dawn of War |
| christian bm bands all seem to fall into the same generic bm slump, and indeed gone is the magic of debut n sophy with the symph elements underused and trite, EXCEPT THE MAGNIFICENT CLOSER CRIES OF THE HAUNTED |
| Slechtvalk A Forlorn Throne |
| generic modern bm with some chanting until the last few tracks, doesnt compete with any of its predecessors, bonus track has bagpipes tho |
| Slechtvalk Where Wandering Shadows And Mists Collide |
| a not bad meloblack folk influences album with 90s callings all over it highlight in we are |
| Slechtvalk Thunder of War |
| thundrous meloblack and singing in the rain |
| Slechtvalk Chaos & Warfare |
| two mild slechtvalk tracks followed by an excellent one in storms and an unusual antestor cover |
| Sleipnir Oaths Sworn in Blood & Mead |
| grand film score epic blackking sails |
| Smoulder Dream Quest Ends |
| doom queen iniquities |
| Sodom Persecution Mania |
| sodom continue their relentless trailblazing deathrash |
| Sodom Agent Orange |
| classic german thrash |
| Sodom Code Red |
| solid thrashin sodom |
| Sodom M-16 |
| sodom invade the new millenium with a sulphurous (napalmous) charge |
| Sodom Masquerade In Blood |
| sodom bouncing from thrash to dm to pure motorhead worship |
| Sodom Obsessed By Cruelty |
| classic lofi deathrash, highlights in nuctemeron n pretenders |
| Sodom In The Sign Of Evil |
| to think this was supposed to be a full album, fully produced blacky deathy thrash |
| Sodom Aber Bitte Mit Sahne |
| sodom being sillily fun |
| Sodom Expurse Of Sodomy |
| gnarly deathrash riffin ep |
| Sodom Witching Metal (Demo) |
| a visceral newly hellspawned thrash monster joining its brother in venom |
| Sodom Victims Of Death (Demo) |
| raw hurtling unstoppable fire of all the nascent extreme metal universe |
| Sodom Sacred Warpath |
| A WELL A DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? WELL, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! A WELL A BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD A WELL A A WELL A EVERYBODY'S HEARD ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD A WELL A BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD A WELL A BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD A WELL A BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD A WELL A BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD A WELL A BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD A WELL A BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD A WELL A BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD A WELL A DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? WELL, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! A WELL A BIRD, BIRD, B-BIRD'S THE WORD A WELL A |
| Sodom Days Of Retribution |
| dont even care sodom is just fun |
| Sodom Genesis XIX |
| great album but homophobic as fuck holy shit |
| Sodom Bombenhagel |
| a nice slab of present day sodom with a cool cover good things are coming our way highlight in title |
| Sodom 1982 |
| oh so THATS what these tracks are supposed to sound like. very punky |
| Sodom The Arsonist |
| 40 years of burnin shit |
| Solarstone Electronic Architecture Disc 2 |
| cd ii stomps ALL OVER i lets dance baby highlights saints and sinners peace breakfast mix minus the dialogue and Solar Energy - Wanna Feel What You Feel (Instrumental) |
| Solstafir Í Blóði og Anda |
| viking skramz wtf |
| Son of the Northstar Megín |
| fair blackking sails despite awkward cuts and slanted cleans |
| Sonata Arctica Silence |
| like the cover a dichotomy between sunny bangers and sloggy midgoods. still weballergy, san sebastian, and wolf & raven are some of the best tracks theyve ever done and in existence |
| Sonata Arctica Successor |
| excellent song selection, covers, live trax |
| Sonata Arctica Songs Of Silence |
| decent song selection |
| Sonata Arctica Don't Say A Word |
| pretty good song selections/covers |
| Sonata Arctica Clear Cold Beyond |
| not in love with it like their nascent albums but its pretty damn good and the sonarc i used to know, best tracks are cure for everything, angel defiled, and the most metal lullably oat in best things |
| Songs of the North Odin's Ravens |
| norse maiden ritual enchantations |
| Sons of Crom Riddle of Steel |
| despite the lazy gauche cover a fair meloviking venture |
| Soporific Sorcery Sarcophagus Symphony II |
| first half isnt too amazing but from these dreams and final rest synth ahrd |
| Sorcery Bloodchilling Tales |
| necromantic spells |
| Sorg (IS) Norðandrekar |
| a well produced folky melodeath strive |
| Sounds of the Dead Records A Brutal Christmas - The Season In Chaos |
| a trvly brvtal christmas indeed, various metal styles with highlights in angels we have heard and kekals god rest ye |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) Mega Man Battle Network 3 OST |
| winnest tracks include proof of courage, acdc town theme, final transmission, n1 grand prix, and the title theme |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) Final Fight 2 |
| best beat em up ost oat highlight in carve a dragon wood the hong kong theme |
| Spectral Gateway To Death |
| ghostly melobleath |
| Spectral Arctic Sunrise |
| begins winterstorm blackrash yet ends melodied hash |
| Spectral Drug Exercises in Futility (Mgla Synthwave Cover) |
| cool adaptation, v goes so ahrddddd |
| Spectral Voice Sparagmos |
| death metal x fundoom? a chip off the old disembowelment |
| Spectral Wound Infernal Decadence |
| tremmy melodEEZ NUTZ |
| Spectral Wound Songs of Blood and Mire |
| scrapyard melolblack eventually formed into appreciable art |
| Stephane Hirondelle Bio Technology |
| pretty calming chill feelgood back beats like sthg found in a ghibli movie |
| Stirnagard Toner Fra en Kristen Tid |
| roughly recorded nevertheless appreciable berserker voxed viking metal with a gorgeous cover |
| Storm Nordavind |
| fenrizian traditional folk songs rewrought slightly charred epic folkking and shieldmaiden noregsgard rulz |
| Stormbringer Stealer of Souls |
| trv heavy metal that enjoys thrash now and again. silence is a straight up better version of holy wars wonder who copied whom |
| Stormbringer Stealer of Souls (Compilation) |
| their only 2 releases together. win band, win album |
| Stormkeep Lost Relics |
| sum pretty good burzums |
| Stormlord Supreme Art Of War |
| its fucking rough and a little embarrassing esp the vox but still good stuff, age of the dragon is the only complete track though |
| Stormlord Far |
| a pleasant surprise after the droning theatres of their last couple albums, the songwriting is tight and the symph elements know their place, a lot of classic bm with modern production |
| Stormlord The Curse of Medusa |
| some great rough versions leading up to utopia |
| Stortregn Impermanence |
| modern techy melodeath that works though not especially appreciable |
| Stortregn Finitude |
| techy melobleath that actually flows |
| Stratovarius Visions |
| the harpsicord tracks on this make it rock so hard |
| Stratovarius Infinite |
| classic empowered stratovarius highlights phoenix and freedom |
| String Player Gamer Undertale: Strings of Determination Vol. 1 |
| has some of the lesser/more trolly tracks so not as solid as it could be but ending with beautiful renditions of asgore and megalovania makes it impossible to rate this any less |
| String Player Gamer UNDERTALE: Strings of Determination (Complete Edit |
| certain tracks are much well adopted than others, the stars including asgore, megalovania, home, heartache, battle trv, hopes n dreams, save the world and finale. comes with a few new tracks not on the original albums |
| String Player Gamer Restart |
| highlights on this include mm3 title, snake man theme, and starlight zone with general quality throughout |
| String Player Gamer Undertale: Strings of Determination Vol. 2 |
| this one has beautiful renditions of home, heartache, and battle against a trv hero, but also unfortunately a bunch of filler/dialogue tracks leaving the album somewhat nonplussed |
| String Player Gamer Undertale: Strings of Determination Vol. 3 |
| hopes and dreams/save the world is majestic, the rest well done but not as intimate |
| String Player Gamer Legend of Zelda Ultimate Medley |
| high quality snippets of every main zelda theme, using a variety of instruments. listen to this to get the flavour of everything zelda |
| Suffocation Pierced From Within |
| weaker vox more generic riffs n too many breakdowns bring this record down a lot |
| Suffocation Souls To Deny |
| another solid suffy my pers favs being souls n surgery |
| Suffocation Breeding The Spawn |
| suffy bring it up on their sophy with highlights in repulsion n anomalistic |
| Suffocation Pinnacle Of Bedlam |
| suffy dropping mad modern bdm beats |
| Suffocation Surgery Of Impalement |
| title is legit ahrd dm, 2nd track is just cc mirroring, 3rd track is a tight chuggy closer |
| SuidAkrA The Arcanum |
| various genre meld suicreatio |
| SuidAkrA Lupine Essence |
| raw amateurish meloblack/death with some folk n atmos, highlights in dragon tribe and heresy |
| SuidAkrA Lays From Afar |
| dece-good blackish mdms with highlights in well of might, wasted lands, n title |
| Summon Baptized by Fire |
| synthonic blackrash violence heed the plunge |
| Summoning Oath Bound |
| vast roving landscape trekking |
| Summoning Minas Morgul (demo) |
| purely instrum dunsynthy tracks for the lp, passing of the grey company is still so good |
| Summoning Promo Tape |
| early lugburz tracks with different names der sieben tore is unhinged |
| Summoning Anno Mortui Domini |
| the kvltists apply knowledge gained from their first summoning to bring forth a formidable chthonic entity OOOOOAAAAAAOOOOOUUUGGHHHH JEEEEEEEZUUUUUZZZZ HAAAAAAWK TUAAH |
| Sun of Dead Царство холода |
| melodic pagan winterstorm |
| Sunwheel I Am the One |
| another symphy fellow countrymen behemoth |
| Surturs Lohe Seelenheim |
| gallivanting melotremz around a sojourning german maiden and her hero |
| Surturs Lohe Urda |
| before his infinite sadness at her death, gremlin beast and hero old tale duel |
| Svarga (RUS) Where the Woods Slumber... |
| a weird but fun folk metal album |
| Svarga (RUS) Огни на курганах |
| russians folkin up tha place in ceremonial celebration of warriors of METAL |
| Swashbuckle Back To The Noose |
| fun piratey thrash/death/mdm album with silly/folk interludes, first half of the album goes ARRRRGGGHHH more than the second |
| Swashbuckle Crime Always Pays... |
| grindy piratical thrash mellydelly with some unfortunate but forgivable core tendencies |
| Tales of Darknord The Last |
| sometimes key laden deicidey vox effect doomy atmodeath |
| Taliandorogd Neverplace |
| amateur 2000s dimmu imitating blasymph, not super great but a highlight in of ways circular |
| Taliandorogd The Coming of Ebony Skies |
| light baby blasymphs to get a feel for it |
| Tankard The Morning After |
| TANKARD FKING RUUUUUUUULLLLLZZZZZZ!!!!!!! |
| Tankard Zombie Attack |
| tankard burst into the bar with a hearty thirst for thrash |
| Tankard Alien |
| ALIEN BREW JUST MAH GEW!!!! |
| Taranis (HUN) In Days of Yore |
| a lightly smithed blasymphony from magyarorszag |
| Tarihan Hohe Tannen |
| creepy meandering paganic black forest grotto |
| Tartaros The Grand Psychotic Castle |
| halloweeny black symph with theremin keys, highlight in dark red light upon the bomos |
| Tartaros The Heritage from the Past |
| a rougher more wild dark medieval times with about as much power |
| Taylor Davis The Anime and Game Collection |
| most of these i dont know so i cant tell how faithful/how good it is compared to the original, however wilys castle and merry go of life are good, attack on titan theme, lilium and angel beats are great, and finally path of the wind is amazing |
| Temnozor (RUS-1) Horizons... |
| first few tracks are amazing black folk but then they go much more plain folk and only fatherland is worth picking out |
| Temnozor (RUS-1) Folkstorm of the Azure Nights |
| grand epic russian black folk too emphatic on the mother singing taking from the metal |
| Tengger Cavalry Blood Sacrifice Shaman 2015 |
| SHAMAN METAL rerecorded |
| Terminal Death December 11th, 1985 Rehearsal |
| rough raw rehearsal |
| Terrahsphere Third in Order of the Sun |
| cartoony but charming vox, techthrashes ahrd |
| Terrorizer Darker Days Ahead |
| cannibal corpse but good |
| Terrorizer Caustic Attack |
| terrorizer go straight death metal and its pretty sweet |
| Testament The Legacy |
| metallica if they remained trv. highlights in over the wall, raging waters, and apocalyptic city |
| Testament Demonic |
| whoa is this deathrash bellow here to stay? carryin on the groovethrash and it goes AHRD |
| Testament Low |
| pantera thrash and its actually rly good what the hell never heard a band adopt the groove so well |
| Thanatos Emerging from the Netherworlds |
| a defining 90s dm/thrash album, plenty of og death and obituary vibes |
| Thanatos Global Purification |
| purified crystal clear deathrash |
| Thanatos Violent Death Rituals |
| rolling deathrash with a weirdly rotting christ like sound |
| Thangorodrim Dagor Bragalloch |
| simple dunsynth hate the obnoxious plodding main key on the first track but the rest ambients well |
| The Comet Is Coming Trust in the Lifeforce of Deep Mystery |
| dark beat well orchestrated jazz fusions, powerful stuff |
| The Conquering A Home We Lost |
| vike spirited bm |
| The Dreadnoughts Green Willow |
| folked up punks cover of hej sokoly rulz |
| The Exploited Troops of Tomorrow |
| ahrd metallic punks for running thru the streets |
| The Exploited Fuck the System |
| fuckin motorheadin fuckin metally fuckin PUNKS o btw theres a lot of FUCK VIOLENCE IS MAI LIIIFE |
| The Exploited Beat the Bastards |
| crossing over into metal a decade ago explo return with another call to arms and it is still glorious, but too bad they didnt discern you cant sustain a 51 min punky thrash album without every track being a banger |
| The Exploited Horror Epics |
| exploitin' metallic ahrdcore with epic solos |
| The Exploited Jesus Is Dead EP |
| metally PUNK nice bmy shriek on title HELLO CAN I TALK TO MR. REAGAN? ITS WATTIE FROM THE EXPLOITED. uh no im sorry president reagan isnt available is there any message youd like to leave for the president? HMM..TELL HIM TO TAKE CARE well i'll certainly do that! OK, THEN. BYE! byyyye! BYE! |
| The Exploited Live at the Whitehouse |
| slayin presidents with these live PUNKS |
| The Exploited Rival Leaders EP |
| what metalcore was always meant to be |
| The Exploited Live at the Palm Cove |
| wicked hair brah exy puttin the ahrd in ahrdcore LIVE |
| The Exploited Computers Don't Blunder |
| exploited AMP UP THE METAL and make one of their best tracks ever in title this more metal than punk ep foreshadowing their later transmogrification |
| The Exploited 1983-87 |
| clips of various shows between the stated years, ahrdcores n parties ahrd |
| The Exploited Don't Forget the Chaos |
| classic exploitacore at a wild show plus some metally PUNKS |
| The Exploited War Now |
| metal PUNKS and the ruination of an already mid track |
| The Exploited Complete Punk Singles Collection |
| some early ahrdcore with metallic aptitude metallicky ahrdcore from the beginning believe in anarchy rulz dogs of CORE smooth metally hores wild early 80s hc PUNKS attack is w/e alternative however is the pure win forefather to all poppunks punks condoning colonialism weird exploited AMP UP THE METAL and make one of their best tracks ever in title this more metal than punk ep foreshadowing their later transmogrification what metalcore was always meant to be metally PUNK nice bmy shriek on title HELLO CAN I TALK TO MR. REAGAN? ITS WATTIE FROM THE EXPLOITED. uh no im sorry president reagan isnt available is there any message youd like to leave for the president? HMM..TELL HIM TO TAKE CARE well i'll certainly do that! OK, THEN. BYE! byyyye! BYE! metal PUNKS and the ruination of an already mid track |
| The Exploited Alive at Leeds |
| classic exploitacore at a wild show |
| The Fartz Because This Fuckin' World Still Stinks |
| very stinky fartcore from a healthy aggressive hardcolon bum a hardcock band about buttz has no bathroom bizniz being this good what the anus was not expecting something so awesome to come out of a butthole |
| The Fartz World Full of Hate... |
| a healthy aggressive hardcolon bum |
| The Fartz You, We See You Crawling |
| a hardcock band about buttz has no bathroom bizniz being this good what the anus |
| The Kovenant In Times Before the Light |
| weaker but still appreciable black symph, highlights in dragonstorms, the chasm, and monarch of the mighty darkness |
| The Kovenant Nexus Polaris |
| dimmu borgir x king diamond, first 3 tracks are fire then it dwindles into more and more self parody |
| The Notorious B.I.G. Born Again |
| best of biggie |
| The Sidh Another Way to Fly |
| BAGPIPE BLISS |
| The Sins of Thy Beloved Lake of Sorrow |
| my love is excellent but the rest never becomes more than slightly untacky pseudo classical with growls |
| The Sins of Thy Beloved All Alone |
| some great deathish gothdoom |
| The Sins of Thy Beloved Demo |
| doesnt even sound like a demo, great gothicky doom |
| The True Frost Invoking the Aeon of Satan |
| not a bad bm album but crystal clear deathish vox n a lot of amateurish riffing bring it down |
| Theocracy Theocracy |
| what a better concept than power metal for JAYZUZ. middle trax wind from the narrow path but fish and jerusalem to twist of fate rule pretty ahrd |
| Therion Vovin |
| rich symphonics but the metal needs a step up, nevertheless prob therions best arrangement |
| Therion Beyond Sanctorum |
| therion step it up and deliver some trv death metal |
| Therion Symphony Masses: Ho Drakon Ho Megas |
| as the title implies theyre already on their way to symphing. with a dm basis, this gets a little symphy, a little bmy, a little mdmy, a little prog, a little weird. nothing too great but overall a fun record |
| Therion Sitra Ahra |
| starts slow but builds into a veritable palais garnier |
| Therion Time Shall Tell |
| sum general dms equating into a trv ep |
| Therion Leviathan |
| a well conducted dual vox symphonic opera featuring GIANT SNEK!! |
| Thor's Hammer May the Hammer Smash the Cross |
| a great upgrade to triumph, they create some cool effects while delivering trv bm, highlight in all we need is war |
| Thorondir Düsterwald |
| a more jaunty less well directed mithotyn mix |
| Thorondir Perchtas Schatten |
| high quality though unaddictive melobleath |
| Threnody Profanation |
| gnarly deathdoom with a mwah! guitar tone, destroys their lp |
| Thrudvangar Durch Blut und Eis |
| slightly tinted meloblack |
| Thrudvangar Tiwaz |
| tremmy melobleath assault |
| Thrudvangar Vegvisir |
| vikingy melobleath grooving along |
| Thrudvangar Walhall |
| symphonic mid paced troll metal kind of weird but ok |
| Thrym Origin |
| vikingish melodeath slays heathens |
| Thulcandra Under a Frozen Sun |
| shameless dissection worship, tho they do add a lot of their own to the epic aeon of darkness |
| Thulcandra Ascension Lost |
| rebellion is an awesome track followed by a string of good but not amazing bm throes wishing they were dissection |
| Thulcandra Perishness Around Us |
| good meloblack distinguishing them from dissection |
| Thulcandra Hail The Abyss |
| more like highly polished not lofi in the slightest dissection, still p good tho gets better in the 2nd half |
| Thunderbolt Beyond Christianity |
| light synthed gremlin vox trad polish bm and some preaching |
| Thurnin Harmr |
| lonely but solemn natural forest excursions attempting to regain the light once again |
| Thyrane Symphonies of Infernality |
| a more generic milder dimmy but still good, highlight in crimson halls of blood |
| Thyrane The Spirit of Rebellion |
| an 'eavy blasymph opera |
| Thyrane Hypnotic |
| groovy dusty blacky meloldeaf represented by a cheesy scorpion |
| Thyrfing Urkraft |
| a lesser but still solid fun trolly thyrfing, highlights in the first 3 tracks, ways of parasite and title slightly kingy |
| Tilaris Were Stars Are Born |
| 3 a cool obscure russian melodeafolkking |
| Timeghoul Tumultuous Travelings |
| cant get this higher bc of the doomy/prog shit but the trv osdm bits are win |
| Timeless Miracle Heaven In Hell (Demo 2006) |
| pretty fun demo track |
| Tomaso Albinoni Adagio in G minor |
| definitely seems anachronistically altered, best parts are surely albinoni's contribution, overall ends up sounding like a 20th century italian drama |
| Torchure The Essence |
| torchure finally congregate their synthful deathdoom style and put out a worthwhile album |
| Torchure Traces |
| the germans go full dm on this raw demo |
| Torchure Signs of Premonition |
| lofi deathrash session |
| Torchure This Stuff's 2 Loud 4 U |
| rumbly alt versions of 2 essence tracks |
| Tormentor 7th Day Of Doom |
| weird ass but good lofi black tinged metal |
| Tormentor Seventh Day of Doom |
| weird ass but good black thrash |
| Torr Institut klinicke smrti |
| blacky thrash cruorations |
| Torr Inkvizitörr |
| present day polish thrash slaughtership |
| Totenburg Weltmacht oder Niedergang |
| light listening bm with scratchy vox, intro suggests something more epic but its just chill, highlight in wotans zorn |
| Toxic Holocaust An Overdose of Death... |
| gravelly crossover thrash smack |
| Toxodeth Mysteries About Life And Death |
| the mexicans enter the dm ring with a bit of tech and meloriffing and show they are trvly the country that celebrates the day of the dead |
| Trans-Siberian Orchestra The Lost Christmas Eve |
| the best album of the christmas trilogy, the amateur vox and only slightly rearranged classical and traditional songs take away a lot less than what is given this time around, highlights in faith noel, wizards in winter, and naturally christmas canon rock with lovely lady vox |
| Transmetal Burial At Sea |
| call me racist but the english version is better |
| Transmetal Muerto En La Cruz |
| deathrash mexicans gearing up for a long career |
| Transmetal Debajo De Los Cielos Purpura |
| diesel powered deathrash smash |
| Trastorned Into The Void |
| NANNANANANANANAANNANANA BAT THRASH!!!!! |
| Trench Hell Southern Cross Ripper |
| celtic frost x motorhead is about right |
| Triumpher Storming The Walls |
| bombastic greek power with additional gremlin vox, and it is about as frivolous as flavourful |
| Trollgasm The Northern Winds |
| a decently satisfying climax as promised ALL I WANNA DO IS HUMPPA HUMPPA |
| Tuatha de Danann Tingaralatingadun |
| jiggaling metally yokels |
| Tuatha de Danann Tuatha de Danann |
| nice celtic folk metal ep from, ah, brazil |
| Tuatha de Danann In Nomine Éireann |
| nice flutey instrumentals and yolklings with only some metal, worthy of the epic cover highlight the wind that shakes the barley |
| Tumulus (GER) Wodureid |
| pagaviking skirmish with nice german language bathory cover of the stallion |
| Turbo One Way |
| slightly death tinged turbo TRASH |
| Turbo Epidemie |
| EPIDEMIC OF TECH'D THRASH!!!! (PO POLSKU!!!!) |
| Twilight Force Dawn of the Dragonstar |
| not nearly as good as previous 2 but still welcome. needs more twinkle sparkles |
| Twilight Force Sunlight Knight |
| final fantasy vid for this is cute, track one of the few real bangers on heart of wintervale |
| Tzompantli Tlazcaltiliztli |
| gnarly aztec deathdoom |
| U.D.O. Touchdown |
| damn they really arent kidding. give me whatever udo has at 71 |
| Uburen And the Mountains Weep |
| himalayan flood black metal |
| Uller Jarnvid |
| chill lofi mystic lightly riffed ambients before a similarly charged meloblack surge track |
| Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler |
| "ok bro, jeg vet at vi hores ut som alle bm-band pa markedet, men jeg vet hva vi kan gjore for a skille oss ut" "helvete bra, hva er det" "ok sa du vet hvordan modrene vare alltid tok oss med til kirken hver sondag, ikke sant? vel - hor meg - vi legger til en gregoriansk sang til hver sang!" "fuck yea bro det er sa mott - vent hva?" slight king bm |
| Ulvhedin Gnipahellir |
| rough hewn blasymph with troll and viking guests |
| Unanimated Annihilation |
| adversarial is amazing until the bullshit core crap at the end, and annihilation is swell as well, but some filler tracks in between |
| Underwear (SP) Raveolution EP |
| syntesis is a weird squeaker rave, goa party is just that, love parade goes ahrd, cafe del mar is underchill |
| Unleashed Midvinterblot |
| blitzkrieg viking raids takin all ur gold, wine, and women |
| Unleashed Where No Life Dwells |
| galloping viking death metal arriving on foreign shores to conquer and pillage |
| Unleashed Across the Open Sea |
| rocky rolly deathrash that churns the seas, best songs in to asgaard, northern lands, and esp the general |
| Unleashed Victory |
| a groovier and simpler dm but still m/ highlight in revenge |
| Unleashed As Yggdrasil Trembles |
| unleashed go full on melodeath and it rocks HE HOLDS HIS HAMMER TOWARD THE SKYYYYYYYYYY |
| Unleashed Odalheim |
| unleashed unleash a bit of the trv kvlt into their usual pillaging and it sounds pretty good, highlight in such said track in fimbulwinter |
| Unleashed ....Revenge |
| intense raw dm demo |
| Unleashed No Sign of Life |
| unleashed reinforce their dragon ships to pillage and conquer in the name of the viking once again |
| Unlord Schwarzwald |
| dum name, gud bm |
| UnSun The End Of Life |
| very well produced gothic rock/metallish album, it shouldnt garner a 3.5 but is too well made not to |
| Upon Stone Where Wild Sorrows Grow |
| pure atg worship but infinitely better than anything atg did |
| Vader The Ultimate Incantation |
| way too many squiggles in the first half but cant go wrong with tracks like massacre, carrion, n saints |
| Vader The Art Of War |
| solid crystal ep by poland's claim to deathrash fame |
| Vader Black to the Blind |
| shoddy production but they bring the ahrd n it sounds pretty good anyway |
| Vader Sothis |
| sothis is a good death metal ep |
| Vader Go To Hell |
| tight deathrash with an awesome cover TO THE GRAVE! TO THE GRAVE! STILL MARCHING ON! |
| Vader Thy Messenger |
| excellent straight up deathrash ep from the black n red beast |
| Vader Live in Decay |
| -7 -8 black metal gritty live earliest vader and rehearsal ahrds |
| Valediction The Primitive Architecture |
| amateur af mdm esp the vox but dont entirely dismiss it for that. the keys on certain tracks give them an addicting industrial motif. best tracks include title and especially nights eye |
| Valediction The Bleeding Tower |
| demo tracks mostly on their debut but with a suprising twist - incongruous amateur pm vox that dont rly make sense but also are kind of awesome highlight damned |
| Valhalla (RUS) Hail to the Fallen Majesty |
| an over grand blafolk symphony that seems like a completely different band from their topmost tier debut |
| Valhalla (UK) Revelations |
| galloping english? unknown speed metal |
| Vanaheim (NOR) Helter og kongers fall |
| amalgamate melodic viking folk metal |
| Vanir 10 Years of Mead and Metal |
| rerec'd melotroll kalmah like sometimes |
| Vanir Midvinterfest |
| drunk festive troll smash |
| Varang Nord Fire of the North |
| fiery troll dance |
| Vargrav (FIN) Reign In Supreme Darkness |
| quite an airy blasymphony nevertheless a valid offering to the demon king highlight crowned by demonstorms |
| Varyag Absent Darkness |
| croaky gremlin tremmy travels |
| Varyag Darkness Interrupts the Skye |
| unfinished instremmy melodeafolking things |
| Varyag Darkness Interrupts the Skye |
| 1 4 5 7 8 some cool rokikening metal instrumentals too bad they never finished them |
| Vegvisir Вольница |
| folky forest wanderings and an occasional troll |
| Vegvisir Там, за рекой... |
| more mystical dark forest king dances |
| Vektor Outer Isolation |
| not nearly as ambitious as debut but flows well |
| Velvet Cross Blood Consumer |
| castlevania skramzzzzzz |
| Vemod (NO) The Deepening |
| too much ambient but better than debut |
| Venom Prime Evil |
| venom isnt venom without cronos but mantas and abaddon bring the riffs and fills to make the wins in parasite, skeletal dance, the megalomania cover, insane, and skool daze |
| Venom Possessed |
| possessed by powerdrive, satanachist, harmony dies, title, hellchild, and especially wing and a prayer |
| Venom Metal Black |
| dirty toned grungy thrash with antechrist, dark realm, lucifer rising, maleficarum and title ruling ass |
| Venom Resurrection |
| a new lineup with cronos' younger brother on drums, and this thing goes fucking AHRD. grungy metal all over the place and in your face. undeniably fun, this would be top venom if not for certain cullable tracks |
| Venom Demon |
| the first thrash riffs and venom showcasing how cronos really made the band after replacing jesus christ on vocals, red light fever just doesnt sound the same without the shouts of BITCH! |
| Venom 100 Miles to Hell |
| 1st two tracks are mid venom, but beaten to a pulp is one of their best modern tracks |
| Venom Storm The Gates |
| continues the sound of from the very depths but to a lesser degree, this time the standouts are bring out your dead, notorious, i dark lord, beaten to a pulp, and over my dead body. cant wait for the next venom album!!! |
| Venom Skeletons in the Closet |
| a collection of some of venoms best tracks remixed, unreleased tracks that are pure win esp bitch witch, aural memorabilia, and a few of those so early trv demos. the voiceovers for their tours, commercials (wtf?), and the radio ad are hilarious (also this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fzpWF6UKBs&ab_channel=ScreamBloodyGwar). but what stands out most of all is a beautifully redone version of BLACK METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
| Venom Bloodlust |
| COME ON TURN IT UP! MANTAS! STALKING THE NIGHT FEEDING FAST ON MY PREY DRAINING THE LIFE 'TILL THE DAWN OF THE DAY DRINKING AND SUCKING THE BLOOD RUSHING SWEET HALF CRAZED WITH GLORY HALF CRAZED IN THE HEAT BLOODLUST TEARING THE FLESH OF THE WEAK AND THE CHILD SPARING NO ONE THE MEEK AND THE MILD I SINK MY FANGS IN YOUR NECK AS YOU DREAM I AM COUNT CRONOS VAMPIRE SUPREME BLOODLUST BLOODLUST UPON ME I'M BITING THE FLESHI'LL TAKE AWAY YOUR GOD GIVEN BREATH NOW I SHALL FEAST ON YOUR LIFE GIVING BLOOD LEAVE YOU TO DIE ON THE LAND YOU ONCE STOOD BLOOD IN THE NAME OF SATAN WE'LL ACHIEVE OUR GOAL WITH THE BLESSINGS OF HADES WE'LL OUTLIVE OUR ROLE THROUGH THE POWER OF HELLFIRE WE WILL GATHER OUR STRENGTH WITH THE BLOOD OF MERE MORTALS OUR THIRST WILL BE QUENCHED IN THE NAME OF SATAN GREAT THINGS CAN BE DONE THROUGH THE LORE OF THE DEMONS SATAN'S SONG CAN BE SUNG GATHER AROUND MY LEGIONS FOR IN TIME YOU'LL SEE MORTALS SCREAMING FOR MERCY AT THE KING FOR WORLD WAR THREE HAIL SATANAS IN NOMINE DEI NOSTRI SATANAS LUCIFERI EXCELSI IN THE NAME OF SATAN WE'LL TAKE WHAT WE NEED ROCK AND ROLL DAMNATION LET YOUR HEART BLEED SENSING THE DISASTER SO WE'LL BLAME OUR HATE HELL BORE SATAN'S CHILD TO USE YOU AS OUR BAIT HEAR INFERNAL LEGIONS PLEAD AS SATAN SINGS HIS SONGS OF WAR AS I SEE MORTAL CORPSES RISE UP FROM THE DEPTHS I CARE NOT FOR THE WHORE I SHALL DESTROY THE PRIESTS BOUND IN CHAINS AND DAMNED IN HELL I SHALL NEVER RELEASE THEIR SOULS FOR THE INTERNAL TORMENT ALWAYS REIGNS SUMMON LEGIONS OF THE NIGHT FOR WE ARE NOW AS ONE... |
| Venom Die Hard |
| SATAN, FATHER HELP ME FROM THIS GRAVE DEMONS, WARRIORS EVER BE MY SLAVES 'CAUSE I CAN'T REASON WITH MEN AND MORTAL FOOLS THEY WILL DIE HARD, HEAR THE GOLDEN RULE DIE HARD LEGIONS IRON AND STEEL DIE HARD MEN OF WAR REVEILED DIE HARD CAPTORS OF THE BRAVE DIE HARD DIE HARD SINNER, LIAR GUARD YOUR CROWN OF THORNS PRIESTESS, PARSON LIVE YOUR LIFE OF SCORN I CAN RIDE THE FIRES OF HELL AND BLASPHEMY WE CAN GROW STRONG SATANIC ROYALTY EVIL, ANGELS VULTURES OF THE NIGHT RIDE THE WINGS OF HADES DEATH IS ON OUR SIDE BURN THE FURNACE BRIGHT, WE AIN'T GETTING TIRED. DIE HARD YOU - HAVE GOT EVERYTHING I NEED YOU - CAN BRING MY SOUL OUT OF ME I'LL PAY YOUR WICKED PRICE-DELIVER YOUR MERCHANDISE GYPSY YOU'LL DRIVE ME A DREAM ACID QUEEN WILD - TAMES THE RAGING BEAST CHILD - HELPS THE BLIND TO SEE DEMON CONTROLS MY MIND - LEAVES THE REAL WORLD BEHIND MOULD ME A PURGATORY SCENE ACID QUEEN ACID QUEEN...CAN YOU HEAR ME - I SAID GET OUT OF HERE YOU.. WITCH - NOW YOU'VE GIVEN ALL YOU'VE GOT BITCH - THOUGHT YOU'D LEFT ME HERE TO ROT YOU'RE COMING DOWN AND FAST - YOU'VE TRIPEED YOUR VERY LAST I'LL TAKE YOUR PLACE AND SING ACID KING I'M A SON OF A BITCH READY TO STITCH YOU MUTHERS NOT READY TO ROCK I'VE SHED ALL MY TEARS & AIN'T GOT NO FEARS & THEY KEY TO MY HEART BEARS NO LOCK HELL HAS GRANTED ME THREE WISHES LIFE - DEATH - IMMORTALITY I WILL RIDE THE WINGS OF DARKNESS FUCK YOUR BLESSED TRINITY COZ I'M BURSTING - I'M BURSTING OUT COZ I'M BURSTING - I'M BURSTING OUT I'M A BASTARD & BRAVE I'M NOBODIES SLAVE I'M TELLING YOU ONCE & FOR ALL BREAKING THE LAWS COZ I KNOW THE SCORE |
| Venom Warhead |
| WARHEAD - HEAR THE THUNDER ROAR WARHEAD - UNITE THE LIGHTNING WHORE POWER BURNING - HELL & MAN RAGING TORMENT - TAKE MY HAND FRENZIED MOTIONS - REACH YOUR SOUL DANCE THE WARHEAD - FAST OF SLOW BORN OF THUNDER RAISED BY FIRE CALL THE HEAVENS BY DESIRE SCREAMING FURNACE - DEATH OF LIFE DEMONS CALLING - CHOSEN WIVES SABBATS CHARMING - OUT IN LUST CHANCE THE WARHEAD - WIN OR BUST WARHEAD - HEAR THE THUNDER ROAR WARHEAD - UNITE THE LIGHTNING WHORE WARHEAD - ENGRAVED ON FLESH & BONE WARHEAD - BORN OF MORTAL STONE COMES ALIVE AT MIDNIGHT ON THE STREETS TO MAKE HER WAY IN DIM LIT CORNERS DRESSED IN BLACK THE BITCH PORTRAYED OH WHAT'S YOUR THING YOUNG MAN OR TRY HER LUCKY DIP THE GOLDEN SHOWERS FREE BUT DON'T FORGET THE TIP SHE CAN BE YOUR MAMA SHE CAN BE YOUR CHILD SHE CAN BE YOUR SLAVE GIRL BOY MEDUSA NECROPHILE LADY LUST SHE'S NEVER DISAPPOINTING SHE'S GOT WHAT YOU NEED FROM SCENTS TO MAKE YOU BUZZ OR WHIPS TO MAKE YOU BLEED THERE'S NOTHING SHE CAN'T DO DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK SHE'S GOT A FARM OUT BACK HOT SOUVENIRS IN FLASKS SHE CAN TAKE YOU INSIDE OUT SHE CAN TAKE YOU ALL SHE CAN TAKE YOU ANYTIME JUST NAME IT BIG OR SMALL SEXUAL VAMPIRE SUCCUBUS OF CARNAL LUST SHE'LL SUCK YOU DRY OF LOVE ORGASMS TURN TO DUST SHE LOVES TO WIND YOU UP THEN DROP YOU LIKE A TOY YOU MAY LOOK LIKE A MAN BUT YOU FEEL LIKE A BOY SHE'S GOT YOU BY THE BALLS SHE'S GOT YOUR LIFE SHE'S GOT YOUR PARENTS COUSINS CHILDREN & YOUR WIFE LADY LUST - OH WHAT A BITCH IN A DREAM OR A NIGHTMARE WHEN LOVE GIVES WAY TO HATE THE QUEST BEGINS FOR THE KEYS TO THE SEVEN GATES RIDE THE WINGS OF A LOCUST SEE THE WIZARD CAST HIS SPELL |
| Venom Manitou |
| some trvly okkvltik VENOM |
| Venom Tells the Tale |
| a down to earth interview where the trvest trio explain why venom is so awesome m/ |
| Versailles Noble |
| passionate nipponese sympow |
| Vesperian Sorrow Unholy Descent |
| light tranquil blasymphonies to restore pax highlight witches of thessaly |
| Vesperian Sorrow Awaken the Greylight |
| a misstep in silly theatrics and weaker songwriting but a fair blasymphony nonetheless |
| Vesperian Sorrow Regenesis Creation (Rerecorded) |
| in a rare twist of fate this rerec is superior to whats available of the original |
| Vesperian Sorrow A Dire Flight for the Black Fragment |
| a pretty great mdeath track. where the hell is the album that was supposed to come out a week and a half ago? |
| Viniir The Story Chapter 1 |
| jaunty pseudo-viking but enjoyable undulations |
| Viniir The Story Chapter II |
| 3 4 8 meloblakkings lite |
| Vinterland Welcome My Last Chapter |
| listens like a sampler of every main 90s bm style. sum dimmy, sum empy, sum mayhem, quite a bit of dissection, an attempt at bathory, sum what would later become dsbm, as well as a touch of gothenburg. as such never really comes together in unity or their own uniqueness, with only our dawn of glory standing out |
| Vinterland It's Here I Belong |
| a great lofi demo even if its somewhat muffled |
| Vinterland A Castle So Crystal Clear |
| some great vinterland tracks |
| Vintersorg Ödemarkens son |
| looser more folk side winterkings with a highlight in the more vikingy pa landet |
| Vintersorg Till fjälls |
| winterking sails |
| Vintersorg Solens Rotter |
| a unique balance of folk, black, prog, and nonchalance |
| Vintersorg Till Fjälls Del II |
| a veritable sequel to his primum opus highlight fjallets maktiga mur |
| Vintersorg Störtsjö |
| grand winter symphony amalgamate |
| Vio-Lence Eternal Nightmare |
| a fair enough combination of thrash heavy n PUNK |
| Viper Soldiers of Sunrise |
| brazilians taking american power by storm |
| Vision Divine Send Me an Angel |
| a progressive improvement over debut, vision write more engaging if not captivating neoclasses, with a hehe take on me cover |
| Visions Of Atlantis Eternal Endless Infinity |
| the fuck is this average? lovebearing storm is a f*cking treasure. unfortunately too many amateur solo male vox overall, they sound best when alternating or just nicole solo. eclipse and chasing the light are good rompers, the latter containing some of nicole's best notes |
| Visions Of Atlantis A Symphonic Journey to Remember |
| wonderful concert wish i was there, ritual night, heroes of the dawn, seven seas, title, grand illusion, and return to lemuria are especially lively |
| Voivod Dimension Hatröss |
| some tech bits n vox annoying af but overall fun album |
| Voivod Killing Technology |
| thrashy n nothing rly wrong with it just doesnt go for the kill |
| Voivod War And Pain |
| corey butt/metal/thrashish motorheadin |
| Volbeat The Strength/The Sound/The Songs |
| pretty much alternates between hits ans eh's, fun album |
| Volbeat Beat the Meat |
| rough, groovy n punky n dramatic, good demo |
| Volcandra The Way of Ancients |
| well done if not super exciting blackened mlodeaf, about the same quality as your avg necrophobic |
| Voluspaa T.Å.E.M.E.N. |
| stringent bm charge |
| Vomit Rehearsal 1987 |
| much better production than their earlier demos but seems a bit regurgitated |
| Vulcano Bloody Vengeance |
| chthonic and raw barely formed igneous metal |
| Vulcano Anthropophagy |
| another super potato lofi death/thrash mix |
| Vulcano Tales from the Black Book |
| snappy eruptive deathrashes for your sins |
| Vulcano Live! |
| a trv eruption of igneous METAL |
| Vulcano Denvil on My Roof |
| trv metal with a variety of demonic vox |
| W.A.S.P. Inside The Electric Circus |
| solid party rockin album yet i pull no highlights sadge |
| W.A.S.P. The Headless Children |
| another solid pure win wasp but no highlights |
| W.A.S.P. W.A.S.P. |
| wasp rulz |
| W.A.S.P. Live At The Lyceum, London |
| great show. wasp are crazy, assless chaps, cock meat, and bloody boobies |
| Walknut Graveforests and Their Shadows |
| its pretty good, that rhythm on ostenvagr tho |
| Warfare Mayhem, Fuckin' Mayhem |
| british thrash uop yawr ARSE |
| Warhead (BE) Speedway |
| classic threeshow motorin' |
| Warlock True As Steel |
| doro is trv |
| Warlock Hellbound |
| doro domination |
| Wasted Youth Black Daze |
| raving smash rocky thrash |
| Watain Casus Luciferi |
| dissection if dissection kept along the main bm route |
| Watain Black Metal Sacrifice |
| kvlt n trv bm, even if the drums sound like someone slapping buttcheeks |
| Watchtower Run If You Can (Accept cover) |
| WOW THE BEST SONG WATCHTOWER HAVE EVER DONE |
| Welter The Elder Land |
| well done hand-crafted blaviking raids and horde skirmish |
| Wergeld Tales from the Dark Ages |
| melodic trollking pyre celebrations |
| Whispered Blindfold |
| blindfold is easily their best song a trv mdm m/ |
| White Skull Public Glory, Secret Agony |
| white skull continue their new found power and demon bitch dominance |
| White Skull Will Of The Strong |
| sister's second return features plenty of vocal melodies and she sounds great |
| Whitearmor In the Abyss: Music for Weddings |
| serene ambients |
| Wind Rose Wintersaga |
| fun jaunty dwarf metal a massive improvement over their early days DIGGY DIGGY HOLE! |
| Windir Sogneriket |
| amazing meloblack demo for a 15 year old and in general, fjell og dalar is a quite beauteous win(dir) organ piece |
| Winter Children Of Mountains Dark |
| 6 other randos screechy melodic trollking metal obscurities |
| Witch Vomit Funeral Sanctum |
| GROSS...but tasty...? but GROSS |
| Witchery Restless & Dead |
| sum great blacky thrash, highlight in reaper |
| Witchslayer '83 Demo |
| an old lost thrash heavy demo with a side o' doom |
| Within Temptation The Silent Force |
| good quality trv symphies with who i am particularly justified |
| Within Temptation The Dance |
| title n other half are pure win |
| Within Temptation Paradise (What About Us?) |
| best pop ever |
| Wizards of Aldur Pawn of Prophecy |
| daintily layered variland explorations |
| Wizards of Aldur Queen of Sorcery |
| a great dungeoning album highlights in ruins of old and queen of cities |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Requiem in D minor, K. 626 |
| the famous requiem starts amazing but goes on to shift between good and meh |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart "Prague" Symphony No. 38 in D major, K. 504 |
| movements i and ii are calming to the nerves, while iii gets very spicy indeed ( ? ?? ?) |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Horn Concertos No. 1-4 K.412/417/447/495 |
| they are alright concertos, the horn really doesn't do much and so you're left with half-baked mozart orchestration, pleasant enough but not thoroughly so. best pieces are 412 i, classic mozart, and 495 iii |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Piano Sonata No. 5 in G major K. 283 / 189h |
| a dainty piano piece of mozart's typical effortless frivolity |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Violin Concerto No.4 in D major, K.218 |
| i is the best movement of this rather middling concerto |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Divertimento in B-flat Major, K. 137 |
| th'andante is pretty boring but th'allegro m is hot shit followed by a motions going assai |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Violin Concerto No. 3, K. 216 |
| movement i is what you're here for, ii is rather dull and iii is good but lacking |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Adagio and Fugue in C minor, K. 546 |
| a short piece with an unappetizing adagio melding into a lovely fugue |
| Wolfnacht Blutgebunden |
| dancy schmancy bm |
| Wolves in the Throne Room Diadem of 12 Stars |
| a lot of good shit in wolves' space metal but the distance between planets is great |
| Wongraven Fjelltronen |
| first 2/3s pretty obvious why satyr never did another one, best to leave such as accoutrements for bm albums, last third however redeems itself into a trv dumgum to take its place amongst mortiis and burzum |
| Wraith (UK) Danger Calling |
| bolt thrower cover for some rockin mrockin ladykillers |
| Wraithfyre Of Fell Peaks and Haunted Chasms |
| a lighter more spooky modern crystal blasymph but of standard quality nonetheless |
| X Japan Art of Life |
| pretty good powerclassical symphony |
| X Japan Vanishing Vision |
| x (japan) more like sex (in japan) |
| X-Mas Project X-Mas Project |
| german christmas metal is win esp leise rieselt, great king wenzeslaw and alle jahre wieder |
| X-Mas Project X-Mas Project Vol. II |
| an expanded edition of volume i, this one features a great trv metal version of stille nacht and a johnny b goode cover in run rudolph run |
| X-Mas Project X-Mas Project Vol. I + II |
| a collection of all their covers like it says on the jewel case with an addition of an outro, the ultimate christmas album |
| Xasthur Portal Of Sorrow |
| this is cool, straddles that fine line of epic vs corny/cheesy without going over it, sounds like outtakes from several vg scores |
| Xenomorph Empyreal Regimes |
| raw, light, and capable of taking on many forms like its parasital titular, xenomorph discovers survival in one of the most grotesque ways |
| xSPONGEXCOREx The Panty Raid |
| at night is so good omg. so is three days n no shirt no im not kidding 3.5 well deserved |
| Yannick Dauby 蛙蛙哇！Songs of the Frogs of Taiwan - Vol 1 |
| FROGGIES ^.^ < 3 |
| Yasuaki and Harumi Fujita Mega Man 3 |
| best 8 bit collection ever |
| Yawarhiem The Rebirth of the Empire |
| a promising powfolk harnessing the power of the spirit world |
| Yellowcard Where We Stand |
| raw and unpolished, verging on metallic, this album is just fun. highlights in kids and doesnt matter |
| Yellowcard Ocean Avenue |
| ahrd pop punks with unusually positive lyrics. way away, salesman, n esp believe are the best tracks |
| Yellowcard Southern Air |
| finally an album that can compete with ocean avenue. thinking must have sparked some long atrophied creativity because here we are with a solid viopunk bopper without a bad track and a highlight in always summer. ten is intense too |
| Ymir's Blood Ymir's Blood |
| tremmy melodoomz n deth n a pretty sweet viking metal immigrant song |
| YOURMOM Dissent |
| legit good punktal riffs n energy ignore the unworthy scrubs below |
| YOURMOM Projected / Eclipsed |
| their best ep, non stop wild punktal riffing n bashing |
| Zachlapany Szczypior #Fantastiśtempo |
| pig squealin groove laden melodic polish farm folk goregrind with harmonica accentage jokes on you i can pronounce your name fluently, splattered chive |
| Zamorak Power Through Chaos |
| runescape deathrash bitches highlight FLAMES OF ZAMORAK |
| Zarpa Dispuestos para atacar |
| a pretty talented spanish heavy power band highlight tropas del bien y mal |
| 啟示錄 神州賦 (Ode to the Divine Land) |
| taiwanese beautybeast gothic blasymph |
| 3.0 good |
| ...and Oceans Cypher |
| not trv at all but still kind of fun |
| ...and Oceans Cosmic World Mother |
| diluted meloblasymph for easy listening tho flickering lights is a nice closer |
| ...and Oceans Wave |
| slapped together melodeath |
| ...and Oceans War Vol. I |
| some decent new oceans, a w/e cover, and a squelchy rival band cover |
| ...and Oceans European Trancevestial Blasphemy 1999 |
| this is pretty terrible no wonder they never did a proper live album |
| ...and Oceans The Dynamic Gallery of the Circle |
| mystical blasymph beauties and sillinesses ...uhhh this band. silly, silly bois, still mostly solid bm and adjacent with highlights in aquarium of children (why) and salipsism asmr with some sudden intrusions |
| ...and Oceans Synæsthesia (The Requiem Reveries) |
| oceanic dusty metal amongst the unobserved spatial void before an alien attacks destroying the little bit of nothing that did exist and then a typical dust march |
| 16 Curves that Kick |
| quiet angry lil boy of 16 |
| 1914 Für Kaiser, Volk und Vaterland! |
| album/ep is everywhere, from war inspired noise to ahrd bm to random shit to screams imitating an ambulance siren, overall is eh stick to da gud stuff |
| 200 Stab Wounds Manual Manic Procedures |
| dm x hc and not in a derpcore way with rocky riffs in between, not bad |
| 3 Inches of Blood Advance and Vanquish |
| melodic powercore with king diamond highs. would be a lot better if they frugd off with the core |
| 50 Cent Get Rich or Die Tryin' |
| sum solid beats in what up gangsta n if i cant, mid goods thruout |
| 50 Cent The Massacre |
| good beats n overall songwriting but goes on too long |
| 50 Cent Power of the Dollar (EP) |
| fiddy cen' DOES IT |
| 666 Nekrofilie |
| raw infernal metal from the depths of the earth |
| 7th Gate Dancer In The Snowfall EP |
| pretty cool techno space snow dancer |
| :Nodfyr: Eigenheid |
| pagan goodness |
| :Nodfyr: Gelre, Gelre |
| a little folkursion |
| A Flock of Seagulls Listen |
| wishing is a gorgeous track but everything after is strictly middle of the road, neither heading into the speed lane nor lagging in the cruiser |
| A Plea for Purging A Critique of Mind and Thought |
| holy shit was not expecting the melody storm on this. actually decent tracks with regular guttural screams instead of mccore ones, this is legit some good melodic hardcore, esp vipers n sparrows |
| Aaron Shust Christmas EP |
| a very powerful rendition of emmanuel but pretty standard for the others |
| ABBA Super Trouper |
| has winner, new year n love a couple almosts, rest unnotable |
| ABBA The Winner Takes It All |
| title is so fucked up given the circumstances and in general yet a masterclass in pop nonetheless, elaine is mid |
| ABBA Greatest Hits EP |
| winner is fking painful and one of us follows it, other hits bleh |
| Abbath Dread Reaver |
| some cool tracks but also a lot of mids and cover is lolz |
| Abnormal Inhumane Consuming the Infinity |
| another alright bdm album, nicely clear prod tho |
| Absu In The Eyes Of Ioldánach |
| was a lesser bm composition apparently |
| Abused Majesty Serpenthrone |
| plain modern blasymph |
| Abysm (USA-LA) Sol Invictus |
| pretty avg mdeth but betrayed is fun |
| AC/DC Highway To Hell |
| the highway to hell...is pretty mild. just has title, tho girls got rhythm is cute and LMAO the mork n mindy reference in night prowler |
| AC/DC Back In Black |
| bonnie should have sang on this, most consistent ac/dc with hells bells and title taking the lead |
| AC/DC Let There Be Rock |
| ac/dc's most consistent album yet, all trv rockers with highlights in title and rosie with their wicked solos |
| AC/DC T.N.T. |
| long way to the top rulz ass and when the bagpipes come in my god, rock singer is dece, TNT is the greatest rock song oat, the original release of rocker + chuck berry cover was an infinitely better decision than the later international high voltage edition, everything else is unfortunately lackluster and prevents the higher score ac/dc and tnt ought to have |
| AC/DC Black Ice |
| a surprising return to form with generally higher quality n a bonnie hit in rock n roll train |
| AC/DC Let There Be Rock (Australia) |
| aussy version has crabsody instead of problem child and that drags the spirit of the album |
| AC/DC Girls Got Rhythm |
| a decent ep featuring bouncing bonnie head bammers |
| AC/DC Ballbreaker Australian Tour EP |
| some better brian johnson hits |
| AC/DC Plug Me In: Bonus CD |
| including a best ac and 2 highlight dcs is a fair bonus |
| AC/DC 3 Live Tracks |
| 3 decent latter day acdc tracks LIVE |
| Accept Balls To The Wall |
| best trad metal/hard rox vox, legendary title is the star here |
| Accept Metal Heart |
| love udo and all the extra instruments they incorporate, just needs moar POWAA, bound to fail is epic |
| Accept Death Row |
| accepts first actual metal album. hits like dead on, what else n stone evil (reminiscent of venom ;) album ends poorly but still a 3 |
| Accept Kaizoku-Ban |
| sounds like a pretty good live show |
| Accept Midnight Mover |
| classic 'CEPT |
| Accept London Leatherboys |
| classic 'cept but no balls :'( |
| Accept Generation Clash |
| a more generic but still party hearty accept |
| Acid Witch Midnight Mass |
| spooktastic ep |
| Acid Witch Black Christmas Evil ep |
| LMAO, this christmas you better believe in santa...or he'll SLAY you |
| Acrid Tomb Acrid Tomb |
| pretty good, appreciate the old school production tho that snare sounds like their band name smells, nice chunky riffs, vox could be better but it works, nice solo in knock by night |
| Ad Honorem Taas liput nousevat |
| strained spastic dance folkem and tyr insinuations |
| Adagio Sanctus Ignis |
| i wouldnt call the prog holy but otherwise a decent fire |
| Adagio Dominate |
| showy but unimpressive symphish pow |
| Adamantia U.N.O: Una nueva odisea |
| longwinded espansol rof and anime metal worship nice moonlight sonata reference tho |
| Adolescents Adolescents |
| pubescent PUNKS |
| Adolf Castle Really Crazy Germans |
| sod style thrapow they really do be cray cray |
| Adorned Brood Noor |
| a significantly weaker light poppy melodeath version of adorned brood but still FLUTES |
| Adorned Brood Hammerfeste |
| a more folky average siffy bum |
| Adramelech Psychostasia |
| light proggy blackdeath metal akin to a heavier dm uneven time rotting christ |
| Adrenalin O.D. The Wacky Hi-Jinks Of Adrenalin O.D. |
| ROCK AND ROLL GAS STATIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOONNNNN! OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHH |
| Adrenalin O.D. Cruising With Elvis In Bigfoot's U.F.O. |
| adrenalin ahrdcore like no one before with darkthrone having implanted the main riff of amy carter straight into transylvanian hunger and some silly covers |
| Aegir (Swe) Frostnatt |
| mild melodic viking voyage |
| Aephanemer Memento Mori |
| debut is a melodic practice run for their pure win soph and tertiary higherlights in call of the wild and crows |
| Aerosmith Made In America |
| most of asmiths best in one nice little package |
| Aerosmith Rats In The Cellar |
| aerosmiths always been obnoxious n annoying but this ep is pretty aight |
| Aeternus ...and So the Night Became |
| clean behind the ears post-trv melodic bm with some folky acoustics |
| Aeternus Beyond the Wandering Moon |
| melodic blackdeath abominations and random harp solo that is better than the rest of it |
| Aether (POL) In Embers |
| barebones mdm only standout track is last battle |
| Aetherian Tales of Our Times |
| belakor style mdm but with some awkward tunings n an unnecessary effect on the vox to try to make it sound bigger |
| After Forever Invisible Circles |
| all over the place in quality, highlight in through square eyes, dumb skits would be better if the guy didnt sound like cartman |
| After Forever Decipher |
| amateur af but also charmingly so, best parts are floor's ofc |
| After Forever Remagine |
| another all over the place album but free of doubt and demons stand out. also 69 ratings nice ;) |
| After Forever After Forever |
| this ones got evoke and energize me |
| After Forever Exordium |
| some fun symphs but nothing special |
| Agathodaimon Higher Art Of Rebellion |
| a weird album of symph black/heavy/performing theatre arts nevertheless trv in tongue of thorns and the first half of death plenitude |
| Agathodaimon Chapter III |
| decentish meloblack highlight in paradise beyond |
| Agathodaimon Phoenix |
| a flamsey alright dusty melolblack album its there if u want it |
| Agathodaimon In Darkness |
| a fair return to more bmy meloblack but funnies still abundant |
| Agathodaimon The Seven |
| a final heavily dimmy'd meloblack bum |
| Agnostic Front Victim in Pain |
| solid late term hardcore |
| Agnostic Front United Blood |
| short grindy hardcore, not much to complain about or praise |
| Agoraphobic Nosebleed Frozen Corpse Stuffed With Dope |
| the musical equivalent of banging your head against a wall |
| Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America (Deluxe Edition) |
| goes ahrd agreed esp delta nine is rectal anarchy |
| Agressor Symposium of Rebirth |
| the fuck is this progdeath synthcore bullshit?! give me agressor!! |
| Ahab The Stream |
| a vast all swallowing funerary beast |
| Air Supply Greatest Hits |
| their actual greatest hits agreed. if you only hear one air supply its this album |
| Air Supply Making Love - The Very Best of Air Supply |
| has all their best songs on it agreed |
| Al-Namrood Kitab Al-Awthan |
| very mid weaker album, piano on kiram is addictive tho |
| Al-Namrood Astfhl Al Tha'r |
| a bit too stereotypically middle eastern, and the melodies are just kind of there instead of integrated into the bm like in later albums |
| Al-Namrood Heen Yadhar Al Ghasq |
| another less profound album with decent rhythms but not so much metal, estahalat is fun |
| Al-Namrood Al Aqrab |
| butterface belly dancin |
| Alcest Le Secret |
| typical cest goodies |
| Alcest Tristesse Hivernale (Demo) |
| rawcest ;) |
| Alcest Souvenirs D'Un Autre Monde |
| dream metal? |
| Alcest Les Voyages De L'Âme |
| slightly thicc-er dream metal that doesnt quite capture anything |
| Alcest Protection EP - Exclusive Sampler |
| everyone ought to sample some cest |
| Alcest Les Chants de L'Aurore |
| dream poppy alcests as usual nothing bad nothing wonderful, core screams do not belong however |
| Aldegar 2016 |
| half finished similarly debut lp selections |
| Alestorm Terror on the High Seas |
| a more metal mix on this than debut |
| Alestorm Captain Morgan's Revenge |
| their roughest but also most creative effort, they sound like an actual band here if only bowes voice wasnt just basically a guy talking. good moments on every track with wenches n mead the most coherent |
| Alestorm You Are a Pirate |
| DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT WITH ME DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE YOU ARE A PIRATE YO HO AHOY AND AVAST BEING A PIRATE IS REALLY BADASS HANG THE BLACK FLAG AT THE END OF THE MAST YOU ARE A PIRATE |
| Alestorm In the Navy |
| alestorm pirate metallin IN THE NAVY n a techno shipwreck |
| Alestorm Sunset on the Golden Age |
| a rerumfreshed utterly classic alestorm |
| Alestorm Flipped with a Sausage |
| FLIP YOU, YOU'RE A SILLY SAUSAGE WE'RE GOING TO POKE YOU RIGHT IN THE LEG FLIP YOU, WITH A MASHED POTATO YOU'RE ALL SMELLY PLOPPY HEADS GO FOR 30 ODD YEARS I HAVE LIVED WITH THIS CURSE MY VOCABULARY WAS STUNTED AT BIRTH BY A WITCHDOCTOR FROM OVER THE SEAS CASTING HIS STRANGE VOODOO MAGIC ON ME NOW WHEN I SPEAK, IT'S RATHER ABSURD AN ENDLESS TIRADE OF FOUR LETTER WORDS I LASH OUT IN ANGER AT ALL IN MY WAY SHOCKING UNSPEAKABLE THINGS THAT I SAY FLIP YOU, YOU'RE A SILLY SAUSAGE WE'RE GONNA POKE YOU RIGHT IN THE LEG FLIP YOU, WITH A MASHED POTATO YOU'RE ALL SMELLY PLOPPY HEADS YOU SMELL LONG I HAVE WAITED TO HAVE MY REVENGE TO BRING THAT WITCHDOCTOR TO HIS BITTER END SO I HAVE GATHERED A SHIP AND A CREW WE'RE SAILING TO FIND HIM, WE KNOW WHAT TO DO ON A DARK MOONLESS NIGHT, WHEN HE LEAST SUSPECTS WE'LL CREEP UP BEHIND HIM, SO HARD TO DETECT WE'LL BRING OUT OUR ANCHOR BY THE LIGHT OF THE STARS AND DONATE MONEY TO A CHILDREN'S CHARITY FLIP YOU, YOU'RE A SILLY SAUSAGE WE'RE GOING TO POKE YOU RIGHT IN THE LEG FLIP YOU, WITH A MASHED POTATO YOU'RE ALL SMELLY PLOPPY HEADS MASHED POTATO OH, WOW! PEPPERONI, DEEP DISH MEAT FEAST, WALK THE PLANK MOZZARELLA, THIN AND CRISPY FOUR CHEESE, TREASURE CHEST WE'RE ALL GOING TO A PIZZA PARTY WE'RE ALL GOING TO A PIZZA PARTY WE'RE ALL GOING TO A PIZZA PARTY HOOK-HAND, TREASURE CHEST, YARR AHOY DOMINOS, PIZZA HUT PAPA JOHN'S, PIRATE SHIP STUFFED CRUST, GARLIC BREAD CHICKEN WINGS, EPIC QUEST |
| Alestorm The Treasure Chest EP |
| title classic alestorm, tortuga lame, live tracks kind of weak but also anchor rulz and UNTIL THEN LETS GET DRUNK AND HAVE SEX WITH CROCODILES!!!! |
| Alghazanth Vinum Intus |
| and yeah just like that background blasymph theatre with a stupid cover |
| Alghazanth The Three-faced Pilgrim |
| watered down alghazanth |
| Algol (Nor) Entering The Woods Of Enchantment |
| confused black death prog wanderings |
| Alice Cooper Brutal Planet |
| a tongue in cheek version of a manson album with more rocky than nude muddly effects, certainly better than anything brian ever did, title is legit good |
| Altar (NLD) Youth Against Christ |
| gruff light dm |
| Alterium Of War and Flames |
| generimelodimetal with a mid lady singer ok +.5 for bismarck cover |
| Alternate Reality Alternate Reality Live |
| not that bad, riffs are there and crazy mostly talentless frontman is entertaining |
| Alucard (USA) Untitled Demo |
| melodeath riffs with atrocious talentless vox |
| Alyiria Heiress |
| tryhard wannabe cradle with a cheap circus of elementations |
| Alyiria Songs |
| some talent exists but its spattered throughout, lacks cohesion |
| Amberian Dawn Magic Forest |
| a slightly magical forest |
| Amebix Arise! |
| crust after taking a brief dip in the bath |
| Amebix Who's the Enemy |
| the birth of crust, ahrd but too oft repeated riffs with a total mismatch in regular punk vox, and lofi raw almost bmy prod |
| Amon Amarth The Crusher |
| a much more raw and deathy alcoholics anonymous, with a paradoxically awkward-awesome album cover to boot |
| Amon Amarth Versus the World |
| mellow melodeth flicks with a tinge of the patented aa epicness. drums are somehow still bunk 4 albums in however |
| Amon Amarth Sorrow Throughout the Nine Worlds |
| good amon ep leading into their debut |
| Amon Amarth The Arrival of the Fimbul Winter |
| some decent deathy mdm by the vikings who would go on to milk the same song for 30 years |
| Amorphis Tales From The Thousand Lakes |
| raw unpolished 'morphis. unconventional songwriting unseen in anything else that can be considered death metal, but also not too amazing overall |
| Amorphis Eclipse |
| tomi morphis best morphis |
| Amorphis Elegy |
| amorphis is fuckin weird. highlight in cares |
| Amorphis The Beginning of Times |
| typical morphis album with a lovely highlight in mermaid |
| Amorphis House of Sleep |
| title is win new age morphis, stone woman is loss new age morphis |
| Amorphis The Moon & More EP |
| mid tracks off halo, the win bonus brother sister from queen of time, and some of their mid tracks live but sounding phenomenal as such |
| Amorphis Kuusamo |
| teen sex blues |
| Anaal Nathrakh The Codex Necro |
| when youre not trv but u want to try to give the kvlt a run for their money |
| Anaon Koll JimAnaonKoll |
| crushing melodeath frenchies with potato quality |
| Ancestor (FIN) Ethereal Devotion |
| would be kalmah's first publication is a techthrash effort, unfortunate they never rerecorded this bc the main issue is its torpid production |
| Ancient Eerily Howling Winds Demo |
| undercooked amateur smith black metal |
| Ancient Eerily Howling Winds - The Antediluvian Tapes |
| buzzy fluzzies undercooked amateur smith black metal archangel blow gud drony bm nothing melodic darkness |
| Ancient Knights Camelot |
| milk tits sympow not very enlightening nevertheless a highlight in prophecy of the magic kingdom with elisa c martin |
| Ancient Rites Dim Carcosa |
| not amazing goth blasymph and also not amazing folk melodied lindisfarne and whatever tf that is on golden field |
| Ancient Rites The Diabolic Serenades |
| synthonic 'mighty' demon vox effect party dm |
| Andras Quest of Deliverance |
| various black infused forgings to try to impress the fire girl |
| Andrea Bocelli Il Mare Calmo della Sera |
| a quite dramatic and heartrending performance in some cases but plainitudes in others hits in title and vivere |
| Andrew W.K. I Get Wet |
| fun times |
| Anette Olzon Rapture |
| by no means inventive, anette's 3rd solo lp is a fair symph record, stronger in its latter half |
| Angel Witch Angel Witch |
| classic metal rockers with a highlight in band track |
| Angel Witch Frontal Assault |
| THE ANGEL WITCH ASCENDS and then descends again front big boobie heavy album |
| Angel Witch As Above, So Below |
| a cool new og metal album by these oldheads |
| Angela Gheorghiu Mysterium: Sacred Arias |
| for a premiere opera singer this wasnt that great |
| Angra Angels Cry |
| 1st couple tracks are great but goes on a slow disappointing descendo |
| Angra Holy Land |
| too spread out like the ocean but carolina iv is a high note |
| Annihilator Alice In Hell |
| decent but underwhelming threavies |
| Annulond Battles, Singing and Ale Drinking |
| general fking around metal and choppy editing |
| Annulond Divine Vale |
| melodic black kingting bemusement and horny synth too lengthy |
| Annulond Galo de Barcelos |
| his most well put together album but still not worth much, black chicken metal |
| Annulond The Baker of Aljubarrota |
| synthonic black oven charrings |
| Anschluss Fate |
| anschluss' final effort is a punky, groovy, heavy dm splice, not too much power |
| Antestor The Forsaken |
| Rites 3.5; Old Times 3; Via 3; Raade 4 lovely viking maiden singing; Crown 3.5; Betrayed 4.5 epic to be or not to be track; Vale 2 shit track; Return 2.5 filler; As I Die 3 weird ass track with viking maiden at end; Mitt Hjerte 3 |
| Antestor Despair (Demo) |
| the trv antestor emerges, highlight in jesus jesus |
| Antestor Omen |
| modern bm prod is a little annoying n half the songs just arent good, but solitude n kindling stand out with morkets grode a trv ringer |
| Anthrax Armed And Dangerous |
| a middling mrock ep between a fistful and disease, panic rulz tho |
| Anthrax I'm The Man |
| rapthrax is lolz, KISS MY BALLS! KISS MY ASS! JOEY FUCKED UP!! on the count of 3, everybody says FUCK, okay? decent ep, i am the law is beast |
| Anthrax Sound Of White Noise |
| rockrax leave metal (and after euphoria and esp time good riddance) in favour of the party rock theyve always had a foot in, and for them it works plenty well highlights in only and packaged rebellion |
| Anthrax Summer 2003 |
| some fair rock thrax n covers |
| Anthrax Madhouse |
| anthrax rockin out LIVE |
| Anthrax Free B's |
| fair rockin thrax trax |
| Anthrax Soldiers Of Metal |
| studio quality recordings showcasing what was to come in a FISTFUL |
| Anti-Flag Underground Network |
| pretty entertaining new millenium punks |
| Anti-Flag The People or the Gun |
| happy PUNKS |
| Antonin Dvorak Serenade in D Minor, Op. 44, B. 77 |
| an indeed quite serene serenade, calm and peaceful until the climax of the iv movement |
| Antonin Dvorak 6 Mazurkas, Op. 56, B. 111 |
| there's just not much to them |
| Antropomorphia Pure |
| 1 3 4 5 7 8 pussy METAL |
| Antropomorphia Sermon Ov Wrath |
| a less intense more atmospheric behemothal deicide charred dm and it flounders |
| Anvil Hard 'N' Heavy |
| classic cast metal that starts great but nearly outlives its stay on the anvil |
| Anvil Strength Of Steel |
| heavy ANVIL |
| Aphex Twin Collapse |
| pretty good techbeats, not bad at all |
| Apocalypse (IT) Collapse |
| rly he even did an album dedicated to requiem/pentagram |
| Apocalypse (IT) Pandæmonium |
| bathory adjacent dunno metal with emphatic organ |
| Apocalyptica Inquisition Symphony |
| on one hand nice adaptations, on the other hand its mostly metallica |
| Aquilus Griseus |
| overextended folk bm score that lets the excellent bits get drowned out by the muzak |
| Arch Enemy Burning Angel |
| back when amott still had some brain cells you get some good mdm |
| Arch Enemy War Eternal |
| disregarding the lame ass lyrics they adhere to, alyssa has singing talent. riffs seem recast along with their new singer despite being usual ae fare with amotts diddling everywhere, and cant say i hate tracks like never forgive, title, pages, name, or avalanche. 5 decentish to good tracks not brought too far down by the more fillery songs, and thus a 3 it will be |
| Arch Enemy Stolen Life |
| mini version of war eternal plus covers, alissa trying to do actual dm is cute |
| Arch Enemy Råpunk |
| punk covers with alissa carrying them all |
| Archgoat Whore of Bethlehem |
| blackened thrash with tin can vox |
| Archgoat Jesus Spawn |
| nice haunting intro leading into a bunch of not wholly unappealing grrrruhrrrr |
| Arcturus The Sham Mirrors |
| electrosymph mysticism metal |
| Arghoslent Incorrigible Bigotry |
| mid to good mdm with poor epics |
| Arghoslent Galloping Through the Battle Ruins |
| first half is mid af but picks up to be good mdm by the end |
| Arghoslent Arsenal of Glory |
| another solid mellydelly without anything blatantly win |
| Arghoslent The Imperial Clans |
| solid mdm without anything amazing |
| Arkona (RUS) Yav |
| the russian folk pillars going wayward prog is an unpleasant surprise before more familiar heavy mysticism nice duality cover tho |
| Armagedom Silêncio Fúnebre |
| crappy early brazilian grindy dm with portuguese shout vox |
| Armagedon Invisible Circle |
| poles taking notes from brazil making middle road cavern dm |
| Arsenic (USA-NY) Seeds of Darkness |
| loose brazilian style dm a cleaned up version of their previous recordings they improve every demo without a doubt and this is their best |
| Arsenic (USA-NY) Souls Lie Screaming |
| a cleaned up version of their previous recordings |
| Arsenic (USA-NY) Beneath the Grave |
| loose brazilian style dm |
| Arsenic (USA-NY) First Blood |
| 3 thrashy deathish bash metal |
| Arsenic (USA-NY) Church of Doom |
| crude hardcorey deathish metal |
| Artificial Brain Demo |
| definitely a demo |
| Artificial Brain Butchering Cosmic Giants |
| rather simple compositions from the arty brain |
| Artificial Fear FFVII: Metal |
| not my favourite themes but they are metalfied |
| Artillery Terror Squad |
| perhaps terrorizing upon initial arrival but soon mellow out into nice soggies |
| Artillery By Inheritance |
| wild thrapows that arent substantially matched by their enthusiasm |
| Artillery Fear of Tomorrow |
| more heavy than thrash and it is not scary |
| Asathor (LX) Quenta mir: Sangwa |
| polished modern melodeath with a blackgaze conclusion cuz why not |
| Asaviga Schatten der Vergangenheit |
| baby troll melodeath stompings |
| Asaviga Wach auf |
| melodic german troll metal and its not the best |
| Asgard (CAN) Asgard |
| proggy no viking to be seen mid dm |
| Asgard (CAN) Cold Season |
| canadian moderate effort by the book synthonic black |
| Asgard (PER) Warhammer EP |
| actually fairly well put together viking/pagan metal if only the production wasn't completely shoddy until the baby level singing on the last 2 tracks |
| Asmodeus (BRA) Parabellum |
| deathcore, that is ahrdcore with death tinge, em portugeus, named after another much better hispanic band |
| Asphyx Last One on Earth |
| not all bad but a step down from the rack and the lindberg vox dont help it |
| Aspid Война - Voina |
| a middling outtake of this infamous band |
| Assorted Heap Mindwaves |
| eh an assorted amount of prog added to the heap on top of weak vox |
| Astaroth (COL) Ultra Metal Attack |
| funky colombian dm and an even funkier demo |
| Astaroth (COL) Aullido Sepulcral |
| funky colombian dm |
| Astarte Sirens |
| decentish to good melodic black featuring BOOBIES ( ? ?? ?) |
| Astarte Demonized |
| a lighthearted approach to bm that uses a lot of trad riffs as well as melodies, but often awkwardly composed and sounding puellile. still a charming album with a lot of good moments |
| Astarte Rise From Within |
| a mid to good bm effort with some cool synths/keys now and again |
| Astarte Quod Superius Sicut Inferius |
| amateurish/basic meloblack with a few fun surprises in title, band track, n reign unfold |
| Astralborne Across the Aeons |
| one of those proggy slogger mdms like belakor ruining most mdm sections with prog passages |
| Asylum (USA-MD) 3-3-88 |
| classic metal stones |
| Asynja Through the Misty Air |
| maiden metal |
| At the Gates With the Pantheons Blind |
| sum not actually bad mdms by the crates |
| At Vance Ride the Sky |
| spirited if not powerful heapow |
| At War Ordered to Kill |
| intense sodomy imagery just for some mid thrash and weak rhymy vox YOU BETTER RUN LITTLE GIRL!!! |
| Atargatis Nova |
| another steadily mid album, but crucified is pretty good |
| Atargatis Wasteland |
| title and selina are good, circle of life has some high notes, but that male vocalist is garbage when he comes on and he needs to be fired. she herself is pretty good but nothing too captivating on here |
| Athena XIX Inside, the Moon |
| spacey lunar prog power mrock cosmicism |
| Atlas Pain Behind the Front Page |
| decent enough melofolk that steals its best parts straight from equi |
| Atomic Aggressor Blind Servants |
| pretty good modern chilean dm track |
| Atrocity Atlantis |
| symphonic death metal with 'eavy dust influences but a lot of pure air as well |
| Atrocity (USA-CT) The art of death |
| a much more grindy than dm release and as such much weaker than all their previous |
| Atvm Out Of Chaotic Waters |
| some more melodethy tech thats better than the majority of its genre |
| Atvm Natura Naturata |
| decent melodethy prog but not too prog weakish dm |
| Auberon The Tale Of Black |
| rawling 90s melodeath with rly annoying cleans |
| Augury Illusive Golden Age |
| augury once again one of the few bands that know how to maintain the metal in their progdeath, even the bass sounds gnarly a rare spectacle on its own, at least in the first few tracks until they decide to become typical progderpy instead and ruin it |
| Aura Noir Aura Noire |
| a bit awkward n somewhat techy blackened thrash but pretty solid |
| Austrian Death Machine Triple Brutal |
| a thrashier aild and well thereby a better aild |
| Autopsy Mental Funeral |
| classic cover is win, dm parts are good but too much doom brings it down a lot |
| Autopsy Puncturing the Grotesque |
| fairly good dm giving a peek at what would eventually appear 5 years later |
| Autopsy Peaceville Presents... Autopsy - EP |
| a thorough surgically laid out representation |
| Autopsy Ashes, Organs, Blood and Crypts |
| sounds like an autopsy worship band than autopsy, toxic death fuk goes ahrd |
| Avantasia A Paranormal Evening With The Moonflower |
| tim burtons avantasia. overall good quality, pain n light standout |
| Avril Lavigne The Angus Drive |
| her best songs |
| Avril Lavigne Avril Live - Try To Shut Me Up |
| 2 power balls, basketcaze, n 2 lessers live |
| Avril Lavigne Nissan Live Sets on Yahoo! Music |
| well performed avrils, nice little show |
| Azarath Saint Desecration |
| the more they sound like behe the better they get, weak vox tho |
| Baan Neumann |
| post crunk smashin better when not vocalizing |
| BABYMETAL Ijime, Dame, Zettai |
| the instrumental versions are much better |
| BABYMETAL Megitsune |
| bbmetl classics |
| BABYMETAL Introducing Babymetal |
| a half n half rough start with unoriginal poppiness and hackneyed 'metal', but overall songwriting gets better as it goes on |
| Bad Brains Rock For Light |
| brains thinking AHRD tho the reggae is just incongruous and jilting |
| Bad Religion How Could Hell Be Any Worse? |
| punk worshippin |
| Bad Trick Valhalla |
| this album the only reason im listening to them as they suddenly go slight lilt 'king on one track melodied deathgrowl metal |
| Bal-Sagoth The Power Cosmic |
| silly but still more good than bad |
| Bal-Sagoth Starfire Burning Upon the Ice-Veiled Throne |
| builds off debut slightly with a highlight in title |
| Bal-Sagoth Battle Magic |
| another saggybals album without anything too great |
| Bal-Sagoth The Chthonic Chronicles |
| doesnt hold a candle to atlantis but invocations stands out |
| Bal-Sagoth Demo |
| ol' saggy bals used to do a lighter but straight up synth dm gig |
| Bal-Sagoth Apocryphal Tales (Demo 1993) |
| silly synth dm with a lovecraftian epic instrum ending |
| Baldrs Draumar Noardseegermanen |
| piratey goodness |
| Baphomet (DE) No Answers |
| cool classic cover but progtechdethrash with a lot of before their time deathcore screams |
| Baptised in Ice Ironhorn |
| 1 2 4 6 8 hashed together melodic death/bleath slight kingy slight symphy rusty horn |
| Barathrum Jetblack |
| awesome track in hellbreed followed by the lacking title |
| Barathrum Infernal |
| some good shit on this but they let it go on forever |
| Barathrum Venomous |
| barry's middest bum without anything super groovy |
| Barathrum Warmetal |
| gud raw black n rollzzzz |
| Barathrum Sanctus Satanas (Studio & Stage) |
| studio side a combination of weird noises and blackdoom but more interesting than any previous release. live side is utter shit production but i also dont hate it |
| Barathrum Black Flames and Blood |
| a good blackdoom track and a lolz manowar cover |
| Barbra Streisand The Barbra Streisand Album |
| how to sing 101 |
| Bathory Twilight of the Gods |
| quorthon enters his silly phase, going overboard trying to be epic in his new genre but forgetting to add substance, every track missing its mark except title |
| Bathory Destroyer of Worlds |
| the first bathory album quorthon did solo, first third of the album is softer with slight viking riffs providing a minimal frame until pestilence, then picks up slightly with more prominent thrash era bathory, hardcore punk, sludge, groove, and even nu riffage. easily bathory's worst release especially after the 5 years since blood on ice, but evidentally a necessary transitional period in order to get the mellower viking elements just right on his trv magna opera, the nordland albums, as the closer day of wrath heavily implies. for this i can only deem lake of fire, 109, and death from above |
| Battleaxe Burn This Town |
| EPIC COVER starts great but doesnt keep hefting the battle axe blade for long, highlight in ready to deliver |
| Battlehorn Demo 2010 |
| screamy growly blasynthy melodeath with bad cleans |
| Battlelore The Last Alliance |
| semi lame knightly symph |
| Batushka Hospodi |
| its just kinda there, certainly no pure wins |
| Batushka Panihida |
| this is just typical modern bm with whogivesafuk chants nothing special |
| Be'lakor Stone's Reach |
| love the vox, similar to jukka, and at times it seems like its omnium, but be'lakor is quite a bit more dumpy, and their doominess works in some places better than others, more often so than not |
| Behemoth Satanica |
| behemoth turns blackened death. nothings rly that great but the drums on lam are wicked punchy tight and chant for ezkaton is fun |
| Behemoth Zos Kia Cultus (Here and Beyond) |
| nergal suddenly becomes obsessed with chuck and latter-era death (this in memory ov him?) and fuses that with generic editions ov their new blackdeath sound to create the worst behemoth album, tho it gets better by the end, the best part ov this album being the birth ov ov!! |
| Behemoth The Return of the Northern Moon |
| the black metal beast continues to suckle and is finally weaned |
| Behemoth Bewitching the Pomerania |
| this is the inferior version of spell of inferno, as well as tempered down rerecs a pretty pointless ep tbh |
| Behemoth Slaves Shall Serve |
| offcasts of demigod days, title and pylon are eh, covers are w/e (danzig is bleh), demigod is win, title still just title |
| Behemoth Endless Damnation |
| a little polish beast is born, the one foretold in the prophecy that would take over the WORLD |
| Behemoth Xiadz |
| more atmosphere than anything else on this elderly behemoth |
| Behemoth I Loved You at Your Darkest |
| the elderly behemoth reposes its daily rampages, preferring instead to reminisce on the armageddon of ages past |
| Behemoth A Forest |
| cure cover is why new tracks are decent retired behemoth |
| Behemoth Opvs Contra Natvram |
| the opus contra naturam that is the behemoth awakens from his ancient slumber to once more remind the world to fear the beast |
| Behemoth Thy Becoming Eternal |
| the behemoth of olde leads occasional devastations as he prepares for his eternal throne |
| Behemoth O Pentagram Ignis |
| new modern beh and some lives, ecclesia goes p ahrd |
| Beherit Drawing Down the Moon |
| a rather plain and unspectacular bm debut |
| Beherit The Oath Of Black Blood |
| black metal go brrrr. highlight dawn of satan |
| Beherit At The Devil's Studio 1990 |
| rawest ov the trv with a handsome goat man |
| Belenos Kornog |
| blended bm n generals riffs somewhat a la noktmort with some pagan chants |
| Belenos Argoat |
| slightly chanty largely plain bm |
| Belial (CHL) Perversion |
| closer to dm than anything before but still not very good, heavy groove thrashing |
| Bellfast The Warrior Celt |
| these japanese celts deliver as promised, but then they let the sake take hold, needs more sword steel |
| Bellfast Insula Sacra |
| iron maiden gone folk |
| Belphegor Pestapokalypse VI |
| another mid album but sanctus is fun |
| Belphegor Lucifer Incestus |
| these jokers n their black pizza n their butts n breasts to get u salivating, anyway mid to deces with paradise regained the only real fun track |
| Belphegor The Devils |
| bm mixed w bdm that is somehow enjoyable |
| Beltane (BRA) The Tales of Pantheon |
| a moderately potent powvy |
| Benediction The Grand Leveller |
| mid raw dm with some synthesizer play |
| Bergsvriden I Haggans Afton |
| both lighter and darker than usual not particularly entertaining trolls |
| Bestial Mockery Christcrushing Hammerchainsaw |
| another of those new age amalgabm hashers that take the aesthetic and beat it to death |
| Bewitched (CHL) Dragonflight |
| chilean blackened mercymass DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM |
| Bewitched (CHL) Selfconfidence |
| chilean doom band gone spacey and wintry and a little vikening black n ambient and mountain kingy |
| Bewitcher Spell Shock |
| rockin bleavy metal |
| Beyond North The Dark Is My Father |
| some amateur skinny untrained warrior viking metal |
| Billy Talent Billy Talent |
| consistently solid 3s thruout with highlights in ex and river below |
| Billy Talent Billy Talent III |
| devil 3; rain 3; veronika 3.5 punky poignancy; wine 2.5 could have been good but too many awkward lines bring it down a lot; sparrows been procrastinating this album because of this song ffs 4; dreams 2.5 another let downer that should have been good but fails this time bc of just not having the overall riffs; dead good baseline but thats about it still somehow scrapes 2.5; diamond it shouldnt be more than an overall 3 but the chorus hits just right so 3.5; turn total filler track 2; movements even worse filler song 1.5; destiny a final one of those almost good tracks that has a good hook surrounded by a whole lot of filler 2.5 |
| Billy Talent Try Honesty/Living In The Shadows |
| they have a different flavour than their final album versions, extra/wilder vox + chord progression not as smooth, not rly better or worse just alt versions |
| Billy Talent Dead Silence |
| only bad songs are stand and show me, everything else still fun but def doesnt have the impact of a decade ago |
| Birds in Row We Already Lost the World |
| not a bad postscree, does every screewee end with a sudden blackblaze tho? |
| Bjork Biophilia Remixes - Part Three |
| techtrance remixes with minimal vowel vocalization is definitely bjork's trv calling |
| Bjork Vulnicura Remix Project - Part Three |
| the best bjork release, remixes were designed to directly complement bjork's voice and its the only time it sounds good, stonemilker is just some glitch bleh at the end though |
| Black Curse Burning in Celestial Poison |
| repetitive bar metal |
| Black Flag Damaged |
| rocky mildcore with some lolz |
| Black Flag Six Pack |
| more intense punks with suitably deeper vox |
| Black Fucking Cancer Procreate Inverse |
| again solid blackened death with a burgeoning cover but not much more to get out of it |
| Black Funeral Empire of Blood |
| tries too hard to be lofi and imitate european bm |
| Black Hole Evil in the Dark |
| doom amongst a weird boss fight, its pretty cool sounding despite the prog infection, a lot great keys never allowed to flourish properly |
| Black Majesty Tomorrowland |
| the middle is a lame slog but rises again by the end, forever damned and wings to fly for highlights |
| Black Messiah Walls of Vanaheim |
| plain tho jaunty melobleath with pretty well done narration interspersal |
| Black Rose Bright Lights Burnin' |
| some decent trad rock metals from a band with little notoriety |
| Black Sabbath Paranoid |
| not anywhere near as good as self titled, next to no atmosphere, more generic rock rhythms n riffs, only gets steadily metal on iron man and electric funeral and somewhat on war pigs |
| Black Sabbath Technical Ecstasy |
| sabbath put out a fair and catchy rock album |
| Black Sabbath Heaven And Hell |
| dio becomes the centrepiece of a band that is definitely not black sabbath but something else entirely, a metal band again but nothing lucrative esp with everything else coming out and about to come out |
| Black Sabbath Sabotage |
| a heavy front half with universe steadily metal going down within and after megalomania |
| Black Sabbath Seventh Star |
| the alb that was supposed to be tommys solo debut is a fair rock effort with a metal track in for the kill |
| Black Sabbath Headless Cross |
| a fair half n half metal/rock album with a heavier first half, tony martin is surprisingly improved and sounds like dio |
| Black Sabbath Tyr |
| a mild and moderately good pm album if you forget it has black sabbath written on it, tony martin continues his finer tuned vox as last if not better |
| Black Sabbath Dehumanizer |
| under the influence of now well experienced 80s metal guru dio sabbath finally returns FULL METAL and its better than your average dio album |
| Black Sabbath Cross Purposes |
| a mix of real riffin metal and mrock ballads that tony martin is just ok at leading |
| Black Sabbath 1969 Demo |
| the rebel is quite good with ozzy sounding like never after, thomas james some jazz fusion silliness dunno how anyone took this as actually sabbaths before the imitative 6 min mark, came down and early morning blues indeed typical 60s bluezins |
| Black Sabbath Black Mass |
| lesser recordings of some of their landmark tracks + elvis |
| Black Sabbath Snowblind |
| lessers off vol 4 |
| Black Unicorn Unsterblich |
| 2 4 eclectical mix of brutal/black/groove/pagan to not much avail |
| Blackbraid Blackbraid I |
| one of those wannabe new age bm bands that is ok to listen to but isnt really that good |
| Blackbraid Blackbraid II |
| yep another modern bm attempt that doesnt really go anywhere. bathory cover is butchered |
| Blackbraid Blackbraid III |
| yea wardrums goes ahrd then its just a generic mishmash tho closing with a random meloblakking |
| Blasphemophagher Atomic Infested Carnage |
| hardgoing dm but they would take another 5 years to send out something rly good |
| Blasphemophagher Final Atomic Torments |
| a weird anniversary release with only 3 tracks, consisting of a lesser debut, a cover and a good compilation only track |
| Bleeding Corpse Condemned to Suffer |
| nice flat drum sound n grooves n grindy chugs n NAKKED WAHMEN in distess, evil vox a trv bdm alBUM |
| Blind Guardian Nightfall In Middle-Earth |
| not a bad album but you start to hear the transformation into their 2000s shit |
| Blind Guardian Somewhere Far Beyond |
| title track is epic af |
| Blind Guardian Imaginations From The Other Side |
| the beginning of modern era bg. its ok |
| Blind Guardian Follow The Blind |
| not as good as debut, a lot of motionsgoing riffs and apparently no ideas as they end with not one but 2 covers. starts to get the typical bg sound (unfortunately), another poster child for why you dont try releasing an album every year |
| Blind Guardian Guardians Of The Rings |
| another showcase ep of bg when they were still good |
| Blind Guardian A Past And Future Secret |
| when bg was mostly good |
| Blind Illusion The Sane Asylum |
| thrash n mild weave |
| blink-182 Dude Ranch |
| good quality pop punk but nothing addictive |
| blink-182 Enema Of The State |
| a handful of essential poppunks with some not so essential |
| Blodkarsk Svartkunst |
| art of black blood horny |
| Blood Impulse to Destroy |
| silly deathbeast vocal effect over very punky grinds |
| Blood O Agios Pethane |
| flat if beastly voxd deathgrind |
| Blood Incantation Hidden History Of The Human Race |
| bloody incancherationin take a mass step up on their sophy to deliver some fairly interesting prog brutal |
| Blood Incantation Absolute Elsewhere |
| sput cream core o theres some nice metal...um where did it go? vanishing like a shadow in the night? sir, this isnt a wendy's!!! |
| Bloodaxe Gales of November |
| indulgent black masticulations |
| Bloodaxe Raping the Ancient |
| echoey bm slop |
| Bloodbath Resurrection Through Carnage |
| i was gonna say the trv opeth but then they started sounding like scar symmetry and my hard on shrivelled |
| Bloodshed Walhalla Ragnarok |
| folkpic meanderings encountering a viking or pirate here and there, for my god significantly more viking prescence |
| Bloodshed Walhalla The Walls of Asgard |
| nightless moonsorrow folk chorus |
| Bloodshed Walhalla Glory to the Sacred Land |
| long set sail pirate epics |
| Bloodslaughter Cannibalistic Massacre |
| a very middling dm demo prob a good thing they never did anything more |
| Bloodslaughter Rehearsal 06-1986 |
| barely audible heavy with deaf vocals then a pure scratch deaf thrasher with oooaaaarghs |
| Bloodstone (SWE) Branded at the Threshold of the Damned |
| what atg wished they were capable of |
| Blot Howl from the North |
| black folk mishmash |
| Blut Aus Nord Memoria Vetusta III - Saturnian Poetry |
| decently tinged bm that doesnt rly do anything special |
| Boards of Canada Hooper Bay |
| fuck me an actually good boc album |
| Bobby Caldwell What You Won't Do for Love |
| most soul rnb feels artificial and fake af but a lot of this is real esp sthg like my flame, but the other lot isnt |
| Bobby Vinton Melodies of Love |
| smooth n trv, highlights in title, am i losing, n beautiful girl |
| Bobby Vinton There I've Said It Again |
| smooth as can be but no highlights |
| Bolt Thrower Realm of Chaos |
| buncha avg to mid good dm |
| Bolt Thrower Mercenary |
| mid-good grungy dm highlight in no guts n glory |
| Bolt Thrower Cenotaph |
| mid af dm albums result in mid af eps |
| Bolt Thrower Rehearsal |
| super faded lofi mute vox death creation |
| Bon Jovi Slippery When Wet |
| full ass radio rock of the kind to make ur pet cockatoo dance, and it isnt even bad. bad name lyrics dont go with the music at all however and its one of those few instances when the words completely ruin the tunes |
| Bon Jovi Bon Jovi |
| in an era of metal bands jovi was making some hot rock bb |
| Bon Jovi Crossroad |
| not the worst comp but the outtakes were rightly outtaken |
| Bon Jovi Bon Jovi (EP) |
| fun n melancholic times with the bon jo highlight misunderstood live and just older |
| Bon Jovi Livin' on a Prayer |
| an array of borderlining bon jovis |
| Bon Jovi Mix 40 Principales |
| 2 good jovis and 2 mid jovis |
| Bond Classified |
| decent remixes of some classic classical tunes, tho only explosive and robin are worth their salt, a v disappointing use of canon in lullaby |
| Bond Shine |
| a plainer offer, still allegretto, fuego, big love adagio, and ride. their cover of the famous theme from which they borrow their moniker also sounds much better |
| Bond Play |
| diablo is ruined by rap synth vox for no good reason, elysium is pure win, summer and winter are well performed, west with the night is amazing |
| Bone Thugs-N-Harmony E 1999 Eternal |
| swagga tha album, for the first half anyway, when the popo 'round that's when you stay looooooooooooow |
| Boris Apostolov Gaming Music |
| once upon a time and asgore are great, megalovania is misunderstood, fnaf is lame |
| Boris Apostolov Midnight Waltz |
| a nice dainty little piano piece with a worthwhile climax |
| Borknagar Empiricism |
| a more freeform lighter amorphis, clean vox are annoying as can be in some places, but genuine pulse rulz |
| Borknagar Epic |
| a more light yet blackened morphy with folky jam sessions |
| Borknagar True North |
| tyr done right, thunderous is a more trad folk metal while up north is this weird but lovely folk country metal construction |
| Born of Chaos Blood Eagle |
| 1 blackened death blood sausage |
| Bowling for Soup I've Never Done Anything Like This |
| classic bowls for soup |
| Bride Live to Die |
| enthusiastic not the bad christian hairvies the ending wtff lmaoooo |
| Broken Bones Dem Bones |
| super punky cross but the metallia blends in seamlessly |
| Broken Torso The Ultimate Abhorrence |
| seemed rather plain and motionsgoing esp with those grunty vox but grew on me as it advanced not bad |
| Brokk I Frostdimmans Hemvist |
| likewise random folky rockrunks |
| Brooklyn Duo Brooklyn Sessions 1 |
| decent pianocello pop covers |
| Brooklyn Duo Brooklyn Sessions 9 |
| some great selections but they dont elevate them |
| Brooklyn Duo Brooklyn Sessions 10 |
| a few more good selections but again merely plain covers without transformation |
| Brujeria Pocho Aztlan |
| death/grind in spanish with an authentic mexican flavour. nothing too interesting but its fun |
| Brutal Truth Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses |
| pretty good deathgrind even if theyre butt munchers |
| Brutality Screams of Anguish |
| they named themselves incorrectly. light deathdoom with symphonic interludes make this anything but brutal. lightdoom, deathlight, brutalnot |
| Brutality In Mourning |
| more middling deathdoom |
| Brutality When the Sky Turns Black |
| doomy techdeath thankfully without most of the melodic noodling on debut, but still mid |
| Brutality Sea of Ignorance |
| cc style back to their melodeathdoom days |
| Brymir Slayer of Gods |
| for those who died followed by a bunch of mid symph/black/mdm with atrocious vox |
| Budgie Never Turn Your Back on a Friend |
| of the 70s prog bands only buttgie knows how to really RAWK |
| Budgie Budgie |
| buttgie rulz |
| Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss |
| title track jams but for the most part basic bm with silly synths and old hag vox |
| Burzum Det Som Engang Var |
| a baby eagle just learning how to squawk amongst basic bm riffs and the beginnings of dungeon synth |
| Burzum Fallen |
| a lesser version of belus featuring the death of naked innocence |
| Burzum Svarte Dauen |
| bootleg of raw burzumz and an ildjarn track |
| Burzum Umskiptar |
| a denser and more ante prison kind of epic journey than fallen yet unlike the previous two doesnt seem to go anywhere, and way too much talking on the journey |
| Burzum Demo II |
| both lost wisdoms sound so mournful here, lowest fi lightest bms |
| Burzum Burzum Demo |
| feeble melodies full of depth |
| Burzum Mythic Dawn |
| not a bad burmanum |
| Burzum The Land of Thule |
| well it aint no daudi baldrs or belus but we do have some RIFFS as promised |
| Buzzcocks Spiral Scratch |
| so this is where all the whiny pop punk bands come from |
| Caligula's Horse Bloom |
| dallas green x hozier gone metallic |
| Camel Mirage |
| indeed a mirage as they create a steadfast illusion of the former camel |
| Camel The Snow Goose |
| a lofty bactrian wades its way through a plethora of audible landscapes that may or may not suitably represent the novel inspired therein |
| Cancer Death Shall Rise |
| slow plodding basic dm |
| Cancer To the Gory End |
| already by 90 much of the trv has seeped out of the collective dm |
| Cancer The Sins of Mankind |
| the sins of deliberate half assed but not too half assed general metal elementation |
| Candlemass Epicus Doomicus Metallicus |
| a classic but only solitude and sorcerers pledge are standouts, should have used those epic highs more |
| Candlemass Nightfall |
| not nearly as iconic as epicus doomicus with a more generic heavy feel, nevertheless night falls, curtains close YOU AAAARE BEEEWIIIIIIIIIIITCHED~~~WHOOOOOOAAAAOOOOOO |
| Candlemass King of the Grey Islands |
| no messiah again and lowe isnt that great but the songwriting is the best in nearly 2 decades we doomin tonite |
| Candlemass Lucifer Rising |
| new tracks are pretty good and rerec of demons gate with lowe sound surprisingly swell, def weird hearing american accent in between tracks lmao |
| Candlemass Death Magic Doom |
| another pretty good lowe album death, magic, and doom as promised |
| Candlemass Tales Of Creation (Demo) |
| alright yea this messiahless demo def not up to par dark reflections is an appreciable metal folk yokel though |
| Cannibal Corpse Eaten Back To Life |
| decent debut by the corpse grind |
| Cannibal Corpse A Skeletal Domain |
| album cover is epic, music isnt bad either, combining newer and older sounds. corpse going for more throaty shouts is nice, course that doesnt make it any better than what it is, admire the grooves on asphyxiate though. you know what im gonna give this a 3, there exists another decent corpse album |
| Cara Neir Part I / Part II |
| an alright but not spectacular bm adjacent |
| Carach Angren Lammendam |
| certainly the most metallic of their efforts, with bm heaviness being matched evenly to symph elements. still its only decent and only a few moments here and there rly stand out. strange presence is the best of it |
| Carcass Symphonies of Sickness |
| goregrind pioneers grind a bit ahrder with an ihghlight in cadaveric incubator |
| Carl Craig More Songs About Food And Revolutionary Art |
| i especially liked his points about the infinite uses for cheese and how bananas and duct tape stimulate the cortex |
| Carlo Gesualdo Tenebrae Responsoria |
| a man can only take so much latin choral singing. still its peaceful, and if pretending to be at mass on a medieval sunday is your kink, you wont find a better escape than this |
| Carnage Dark Recollections |
| earliest swedeath smash |
| Carnivore Carnivore |
| the original gwar, carnivore!!!! |
| Carnivore Retaliation |
| a silly crossover album |
| Carpathian Forest Through Chasm, Caves And Titan Woods |
| cf always put on a show, too bad their riffs arent as good |
| Carpathian Forest Black Shining Leather |
| late to the game all thats left to do is make a kind of rockin parody of whats been done before |
| Carpathian Forest Strange Old Brew |
| indeed a bubbling cauldron of nefarious offbits and trimmings and...jazz..? |
| Carpathian Forest Fuck You All!!!! |
| a raging slice of pizza black |
| Carpathian Forest We're Going to Hell for This - Over a Decade ... |
| bm with rockin riffs soundin decent but not entombed's level. venom cover is win tho |
| Carpathian Forest Rehearsal 1992 |
| lowest fi basic bm with some appropriate cover choices |
| Carpathian Forest He's Turning Blue / Ghoul |
| crap punk bm followed by a dece mayhem cover |
| Carpathian Forest Bloodlust and Perversion |
| lowest quality most basic bm carpath's experiment with dunsynthy bm and its the best thing theyve ever done lowest fi basic bm with some appropriate cover choices |
| Carrie Underwood My Gift |
| carries best album, esp on holy night and have yourself |
| Catacomb (FR) In the Maze of Kadath |
| a mild cthulu summoning |
| Cauldron Tomorrow's Lost |
| weirdly lofi vox for a tertiary 2013 release. decent enough power/thrash but nothing enticing |
| Celtic Frost Monotheist |
| shitty type o nude mrock until ain elohim when you finally get something resembling a new millenium celtic frost and it closes off infinitely stronger than when it starts |
| Celtic Frost Parched With Thirst Am I and Dying |
| assembled with some new tracks and unfortunately mostly latter catalogue songs but its fairly rockin |
| Celtic Frost Are You Morbid? |
| a discog spanning sampler collecting some of the very best and certainly some of the very worst |
| Celtic Frost Innocence and Wrath |
| downtuned 70s metal riffs plus nascent thrash forthcomings enwrapped in a new darkness highlighting in nocturnal fear, trv dark t'rash with black metal shadow, pandemonium, dance, collector, and vanity tracks suck, journey into fear is good |
| Celtic Frost Nemesis of Power (In Session '93) |
| alright mrocks that would have been another 90s frostbutt album |
| Celtic Frost The Celtic Frost Story |
| alright performances of a cold lake track and crypt, followed by a cool interview even if its from their downhill era |
| Cemetary An Evil Shade of Grey |
| midgood nascent melobleaths mastering no aspects of its derived genres |
| Ceremonial Oath The Book of Truth |
| one o those more deathy mdm bands, too bad it just aint that good |
| Ceremonium Nightfall In Heaven |
| some pretty average osdm |
| Charles Gounod Faust |
| hits all the classical bars but is merely a case of trying to imitate the masters |
| Children of Bodom Something Wild |
| DEADNIGHT WARRIOR 3; Shadow best song on the album but it's only a 3.5; Red light pt 1 one of the worst things they've ever done 2; Red light pt 2 3.5; LAKE BODOM 3.5; NAIL 3.5; Angel of DEATH 3.5 easily 2nd worst bodom album anyone who doesnt think so can KISS MY NOR-DIC PALE WHITE ASS. early rendition of band track sucks as does mass hypnosis cover but their little drunken keyboard sprawl is pure win and i clipped it as a separate track |
| Children of Bodom Relentless Reckless Forever |
| NOT MY FUNERAL fuck you bitch this is one of the best songs alexi's ever written 555 MOTHERFUCKERS; Shovel just as reeted as it is badass once again go fuck yourself 4.5 BITCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK; Roundtrip idfk why so many tards worship this track it fucking sucks 2; Pussy a confused garble of a track but still worth 2.5; RRF way too slow given its title but eventually grew on me 3.5; Ugly ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHIT OF A SONG DOESNT FUCKING GO ANYWHERE OR MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE BEYOND THE MAIN RIFF 1.5 UGLY IS DAMN RIGHT WORST BODOM OF ALL TIME; Nihilist average 3; Worth It? def not so much the party song alexi described it as but ok it's like a 2.5; Northpole THROWDOWN this albums attempt at a Hate Crew Deathroll but nowhere near as good mmm 3.5 or so. easily their worst album overall @TRASHmachine UR A BITCH |
| Children of Bodom Hexed |
| Road 3 mellow metal almost buttrock but enjoyable; Grass & Clover 3 same as road but with more twang and a catchier chorus; Glass 2 garbo filler track; Hecate post ironically fun 4; Spleen a weak throwback to in your face but fun and too trv all the same 4; Platitudes one of the goddamn most annoying songs they've ever written with the most hashed chorus and yet i dont hate it 3; Title hashed in neoclassical stuff for the sake of the old days but it sounds good so 3 still just kind of mehleasant; Relapse is this even a track? 1.5 pure white noise, officially my lowest rated and thus worst bodom song; Never Look another garbo filler track should be the theme song for sesame street 2; Soon Departed perfect ballad only beaten by angels, perfect sense of rhythm, flow, tone, lyricism, and pathos. the only imperfection is that it suddenly ends abruptly instead of gradually fading out, same problem with tie my rope from being a completely perfect song. Knuckleduster: one of the best and most badass tracks theyve ever recorded, rawer version on the ep is better but this one still packs the soul n punch of the original 5. live bonus tracks suck, knuckle remix is archetype lolz |
| Choronzon Magog Agog |
| spazzy marilyn manson metal, an interesting listen |
| Christ Agony Moonlight Act III |
| rather weak and lite bm with only title track standing out |
| Chuck Berry Chuck Berry Is on Top |
| metal was invented by carol n johnny b goode |
| Chuck Berry After School Session |
| simple jiggy riffs tied to the win that is boogie piano create a subtlely seducing half hour lennyface |
| Cianide Hell's Rebirth |
| groovefest dm but not much else |
| Cinderella Long Cold Winter |
| cinderellas second effort not as exciting as the first |
| Cirith Ungol Frost and Fire |
| good band, gnarly riffs, knife best track |
| Cirith Ungol One Foot in Hell |
| ciriff ungooooooooool |
| Cirith Ungol Witch's Game |
| a not so great new single with some classic ungol |
| Cirith Ungol Half Past Human |
| not as good as they used to be but its still cirith ungol |
| Cirith Ungol Dark Parade |
| velocity is a welcome addition to their best songs but otherwise just avg cirith |
| Clandestine Blaze Fire Burns in Our Hearts |
| raw early burzumy bm but not much else to it |
| Claude Debussy Children's Corner, L. 113 |
| indeed, piano for children |
| Claude Debussy Suite bergamasque, L. 75 |
| clair de lune is one of the most atrocious pieces ever put to paper and audio inscription, the other movements debussy's usual light frolicking |
| Claude Debussy L'isle joyeuse, L. 106 |
| not the worst song about fucking but close |
| Claude Debussy Images. Book 1, L. 110. |
| i and ii are light clouds with occasional pitter patters of rain drops to either brighten or ruin your day, while iii lets all doubt recede as the deluge pelteth forth |
| Claude Debussy Images. Book 2, L. 111. |
| a couple of soft gentle breezes before the windstorm |
| Cloven Hoof Dominator |
| has the grand audacity of trv butt but nothing imperative |
| Cocteau Twins Garlands |
| debut is pretty sweet, cool effects, deep but still mellow tunes, dat title bass |
| Coil The Ape Of Naples |
| instrumentals are great but depleted by the worthless vox |
| Coldness (FRA) A New Dawn |
| -1 siffy melodeath amateur vikening |
| Coldplay A Head Full of Dreams |
| funkplay smoothplay hymn for the weekend coldplay's best track and best album |
| Coldworld Melancholie² |
| not the most interesting blackgaze but tortured by solitude is pretty good |
| Control Denied The Fragile Art Of Existence |
| riffs are great but the singer is atrocious, even chuck's symbolic screeches would have been better than this |
| Control Denied Control Denied Rehearsal |
| some cool riffs that would have become cd's second lp |
| Converge Jane Doe |
| this is not mccore, mccore is trash; this is not metal, metal is life. this here is punktal - not punk, not metal, too heavy for the former and too light riffed for the latter |
| Coronatus Lux Noctis |
| pretty decent lady duo metsymph |
| Coroner No More Color |
| coroner another example of why you dont release 3 albums in 3 years, generithrash with extra prog hashing to make up for it |
| Corpse Grinders Corpse Grinders |
| cant find werewolf but pretty sweet punk elvises |
| Corrosion of Conformity Eye For An Eye |
| if it werent for the punk this would be mid af thrash highlight in broken will |
| Corvus Corax Ante Casu Peccati |
| as folk as a folk album ever folked |
| Cosmic Putrefaction Emerald Fires Atop The Farewell Mountains |
| a better than usual techdeath album with some nice synthwork and leaven moments |
| Countess The Book of the Heretic |
| ok now theyre just bein silly |
| Countess The Return of the Horned One |
| lofi phat bass bm with some of the most amateurish vox ever |
| Countess Hell's Rock and Roll |
| just as it says on the jewel case some blackened rocka rolla heavies |
| Coven Blood On The Snow |
| only satanic in imagery, coven return one more time for a fairly lofty pop rock album |
| Coven 6669 Blessed is the Black |
| a classic threabl mix but nothing that great |
| Cradle of Filth The Principle of Evil Made Flesh |
| the beginning of the filth, highlights in title and eve |
| Cradle of Filth Cruelty and the Beast |
| thirteen autumns, title, and bathory aria are the pillars keeping his album from falling into averageville |
| Cradle of Filth Bitter Suites to Succubi |
| couldve just released it as an album tbh. highlights in all hope and the much more beautifully rendered summer dying fast |
| Cradle of Filth Thornography |
| rock n roll cradle, but it doesnt get good until lovesick for mina, foetus rules, pentagram is great, n idc what anyone says that temptation cover is win |
| Cradle of Filth Midnight in the Labyrinth |
| ignore the naysayers this is a cool album. essentially a film score for the dramatic b list horror movie that is cradle of filth. summer dying fast sounds particularly good in this setting |
| Cradle of Filth Eleven Burial Masses |
| quality is somewhat shoddy but cthulu, summer, n cradle rawk |
| Cradle of Filth Invoking the Unclean [Demo] |
| it's horrible, but good, but horrible, but also good |
| Cradle of Filth The Black Goddess Rises [Demo] |
| filth showing their progression as a band as the trax get more focused and streamlined, goes from trv bm to dm to a final more quality produced operetta anyone would recognize as cof |
| Cradle of Filth Raising Covers Hell |
| collection of cofs covers, they rly adapt everything to their own style, nothing done bad but halloween is epic af |
| Craft Terror Propaganda - Second Black Metal Attack |
| generic but serviceable bm for a grim night |
| Crazy Lazy ¡Que viva el rock! |
| mild mexican metal m/ |
| Crimson Glory Transcendence |
| fair effort trad style pm but no standouts |
| Crimson Glory Crimson Glory |
| classic power heavy without anything exceptional |
| Crimson Moon To Embrace the Vampyric Blood |
| some minimal symphy bm its not very engaging, highlight in carpe noctem and the ending track if you like your burzums |
| Crimson Moon Oneironaut |
| this meloblasymph band only knows how to trv half the time |
| Crimson Moonlight In Depths of Dreams Unconscious |
| pretty unnotable blackened death ep |
| Crimson Moonlight Divine Darkness |
| unfortunately suffers from modern bm syndrome, but not all bad and a solid track here and there |
| Crimson Moonlight The Glorification of the Master of Light |
| like whats on the albums but bad |
| Crimson Moonlight Abaddon |
| super polished modern bm and it isnt that great. jackals is the best track |
| Crimson Thorn Plagued |
| its good-ish but also rough af and the steve rowe vox are horrible |
| Cro-Mags The Age of Quarrel |
| metal PUNK |
| Crowbar Time Heals Nothing |
| singalong sludge shanties |
| Cruachan Blood for the Blood God |
| shouty folks with black lemmellings |
| Cruachan Nine Years of Blood |
| cruachan going quite loopy trying to put out an album in the present age, slumpy middle better on the bookends |
| Cruachan The Living and the Dead |
| motionsgoing folkachan |
| Cruciamentum Engulfed In Desolation |
| moderate deathdoom cruciations |
| Crucifixion (JPN) Corpse Decapitation |
| not much to it but early japanese deathy kinda metal |
| Cryptic Slaughter Life in Grave |
| the first ever grind, spammy overly repeated riffs, angry punky shout vox, short tracks, its so so |
| Cryptopsy Ungentle Exhumation |
| some decently awkward dm before never producing anything worthwhile again |
| Cryptopsy The Book of Suffering - Tome 1 |
| an actually pretty good crypt ep |
| Crystal Age Far Beyond Divine Horizons |
| decent deathy tech but with shitty atg lindberg style vox, thankfully theyre not around much, last 3 tracks go ahrdest |
| Crystal Age Promo '94 |
| decent techy dm |
| Crystal Eyes In Silence They March |
| starts stronk but with only minimal hypertrophy afterward |
| Crystal Knight Crystal Knight |
| they got the spirit but need moar riffs, highlight in war attack |
| Crystal Knight Demo |
| cant find pushed to the wall but classic vintage 80s metulz |
| Crystal Viper Tales Of Fire And Ice |
| some more decent power metal largely held together by marta. love when her polish accent peeks out |
| Crystal Viper The Cult |
| marta gabriel makes some power metal worth listening to |
| Cult Of Fire Triumvirat |
| slightly more symphy krallice but not that great |
| Cult Of Fire Life, Sex and Death |
| less complicated more casual (haha get it) krallice |
| Cynic Demo 1991 |
| jazzily jizzily death metal |
| Cynic '90 Demo |
| just a straight up thrasher |
| Cynic '88 Demo |
| cynic silly from the beginning |
| Cynic Promo '08 |
| integral birth is pretty great with its melodic chorus, adams murmur just typical progynic |
| Dalriada Fergeteg |
| a more heavy handed hungarian korpiklaani, end up sounding japanese a lot of the time weird, decisively down the centre between epic win and uninspiring slog, overstays |
| Danger Cross 11-2-89 Live Στο Μαξίμ |
| 6 an alright venom cover |
| Danger Cross Recitation of Death |
| minimal greek deathrash sweet solo in my last request |
| Dark Angel Time Does Not Heal |
| as the title, cover, and the fact they never put out another lp suggests, a very mid thrash album, unnecessarily long and entirely middle of the road |
| Dark Forces Dukun Hitam |
| cool thrash instrumental too bad they lost the original |
| Dark Forest (CAN) Land of the Evening Star |
| a not very interesting venture into epic black metal |
| Dark Forest (UK) Oak, Ash & Thorn |
| despite the pretty art and folk insinuations just lumpy average pm :'( elvenkingy |
| Dark Funeral Teach Children to Worship Satan |
| a decent new track and covers with a highlight in pagan fears |
| Dark Heresy Abstract Principles Taken to Their Logical Extreme |
| a more modern better than latter day atheist atheist worship, not my favourite but the metallic jazz on hole is pretty sweet, dunno what the little nude muddle rap on tylers stand is about though |
| Dark Illusion Beyond the Shadows |
| oldies spepowocks with an ominous cover |
| Dark Moor Beyond the Sea |
| as happens, a mid album by a band firmly mid career. a letswritaalbum pm album cuz its the thing we do now. cool cover tho |
| Dark Moor Autumnal |
| more enthusiastic and swirly effects but ultimately the same mid neopow album |
| Dark Moor Ancestral Romance |
| another several high moment and well produced but largely uncaptivating sympow |
| Dark Moor Dark Moor |
| ironically solid album yet lesser quality than any previous |
| Dark Tranquillity Character |
| good overall, certainly about stanne's best vocal performance, but the songs themselves seem a step down from damage done and indeed make out to be flatter than their more vibrant predecessors. best track is lost to apathy |
| Dark Tranquillity Damage Done |
| final 3; hours 3.5; mono 3.5; single 3.5; treason 3; format 3 ; title 2.5; cathode 3; enemy 3; deception 2.5; white 2.5; nihilo 2.5; static 3.5 poison 3.5 |
| Dark Tranquillity Enter Suicidal Angels |
| this ep is nothing but win, especially archetype |
| Dark Tranquillity Of Chaos and Eternal Night |
| when your ep is better than your first two albums |
| Dark Tranquillity A Memory Construct |
| a couple dece mdeafs |
| Dark Tranquillity Endtime Signals |
| a better dark tranquillity album, poignant melodies and decent quality overall metal, there is a weak atrophied slump in the middle but the pillars either side hold it together |
| Darkthrone Total Death |
| blaze n hungers prod blended with a mix of all previous bm albums riffs and atmosphere, and as such its better than all of them but not worth much just as |
| Darkthrone Soulside Journey |
| middling dm album no wonder fenriz jumped on the bm boat when he could |
| Darkthrone Hate Them |
| plain punky dm in the first throe but picks up for sum trv bm fun later |
| Darkthrone F.O.A.D. |
| fuckin darkthrone dude....canadian metal tho |
| Darkthrone Dark Thrones and Black Flags |
| we metallin again in these typical but tighter darkthrone shenanigans |
| Darkthrone The Underground Resistance |
| as invited by the cover art a darkthrone take on epic folk, and its kind of good |
| Darkthrone Arctic Thunder |
| celtic frost worship at the 'throne |
| Dawn of Orion On Broken Wings |
| a more deathy atg style melodeath and it aint bad |
| Dead (USA-FL) Gross Abnormalities |
| an amateur dm/doom/grind something with vox that are obviously not suzy's despite being credited as such, tho they veritably sound like a deranged in pain monster zombie |
| Dead (USA-FL) Embalmed Alive |
| alt versions of tracks off st demo, theyre not much better and releasing this randomly in 2005 is a joke lol |
| Dead Congregation Purifying Consecrated Ground |
| better than anything they did after, listenable modern deathdoom |
| Dead Congregation Promulgation of the Fall |
| dat overprodded deathdoom that replaces quality and talent with overblown eq. nevertheless they do go ahrd enough that i have to lean to the positive side a bit |
| Dead Kennedys Bedtime For Democracy |
| much as i dislike this crap band they finally put out a real rocker with a few sections close to thrash even |
| Deafheaven Sunbather |
| blackgaze bits are decent-good, rest is garbo |
| Deafheaven From the Kettle Onto the Coil |
| decent but not amazing track |
| Deals Death Elite |
| dat rwj band, to answer his question a decade later theyre a mid-good band with the only stand out track being fortified |
| Death The Sound of Perseverance |
| death n chuck go ULTRA PROG and mash all the metals together creating an amorphis lump of something somewhat conducive |
| Death Live in Eindhoven |
| a much better show than death n raw, faster, tighter, n sounds decent |
| Death Back from the Dead |
| no rick or kam leaves no question as to the loss in quality fuckin BIG BIRD |
| Death Rehearsal Tape #4 |
| a lowest fi bash crash featuring an earlier chamber of horrors lmao whats this song called? its cahlled, the forst sahng! whats the next one called? the secun' sahng! THINK FAST! BAMBAMBAMBAMBAM |
| Death Angels Noite Negra 2014 |
| earliest brazilian deathrashish esp o final da missao with a little less potato |
| Death Squad (NL) Into The Crypt |
| paper bag grindish deathrash yea theres the door get out |
| Deathcore Spontaneous Underground |
| deathcore from its inception was always ass alright it gets kind of good in the latter half, with the extra 20 mins on the cd edition upholding a middling to decent cacophony of punky jams ok the bmy finisher right at the end of revenge of the unborn is sweet shit |
| Deathnoise Astonishing!! |
| FRENCH GRINDIN NOISE BEFORE YOUR EYES NOISIN AAAAAAHRD |
| Deathnoise Live at the Arsenal, Marseille, 09.09.87 |
| FRENCH GRINDIN NOISE BEFORE YOUR EYES |
| Deathnoise Noisy Rehearsal |
| NOISIN AAAAAAHRD |
| Deathnoise Mentally Broken |
| short thrust NOISE |
| Deathnoise Rudi Rat Compi.1 |
| bugs bunny grindin FRENCH GRINDIN NOISE BEFORE YOUR EYES |
| Decapitated Blood Mantra |
| an actually good decapitated album in their new style hoyl shit. lots of grooves and bambams but nothing beyond general entertainment |
| Decapitated The Eye of Horus |
| only a year later but theyve already gone into a refined tech route, which is not appreciable. still dads old drumkit and nice synth outro but the vox are singular and the tech ironically makes the technically better song writing just bleh |
| Decapitation (USA-CAL) Live in Los Angeles 1985 |
| poorest recording live 85 dm lmao theyre killin breakers so guy says turn the air conditioner off |
| Deceased The Blueprints For Madness |
| unnecessarily elongated half rotten limbs |
| Deeds of Flesh Reduced to Ashes |
| as with most bdm weak and simple but overall better tones and dynamics than usual, however taken down by the quiet mix and volume making u have to turn it way up if theres so much as crickets in the background |
| Deep Purple Burn |
| hot fire jazzy metallic procks with a bit of neoclassical instrumetation we burnin bb |
| Def Leppard Pyromania |
| they get some elevation on here with some actual hits, aint nobody gonna forget photograph (fuck you nickledick), foolin, n rock o' ages |
| Def Leppard Hysteria |
| generally like this album but there isnt a song i would keep in a playlist or in my overall discog |
| Def Leppard Live: In The Clubs, In Your Face |
| live trax of some of their better songs |
| Defeated Sanity The Sanguinary Impetus |
| techy brutal does an interesting thing, cancels out most of the momentum destroying slams of brutal, but then also the brutal puts a stop to most of the prog hashing tech would induce, and so you get a brutal album with a bit more variety that doesnt turn into techdeath hogwash, better but also not rly bdm its still bdm |
| Defeated Sanity Chronicles of Lunacy |
| the sanguinary impetus part deux |
| Deicide Insineratehymn |
| a more motionsgoing rather unriveting god slaying |
| Deicide Banished By Sin |
| boomy 2024 deicide, sounds about as ai generated as the cover though |
| Delain April Rain |
| never had such a case of blue balls as most of the songs on this album |
| Delain We Are The Others |
| mother machine is pure win followed by a whole field of middy middy mids |
| Delain Lunar Prelude |
| always ready for some delain. turn the lights out is great and stardust is one of their best songs |
| Delain Hunter's Moon |
| pretty decent show/ep but naturally not above their usual mid level |
| Delain Moth to a Flame |
| decent enough pop metals |
| Delirium (GER) Das Erbe der alten Zeit |
| jaunty melobleath procrastinations |
| Deliverance Deliverance |
| uninspiring threavies about JAYSUS |
| Demented Ted Promises Impure |
| demented he may be, but as deathy as his namesake not quite |
| Dementor The Church Dies |
| maybe if you had a more effective offensive |
| Demilich Regurgitation of Blood |
| trv dm demilich with creeper vox instead of mere burp |
| Demilich ...Somewhere Inside the Bowels of Endlessness... |
| another gud dm demo ruined by burps |
| Demilich Vanishing Sessions |
| better than anything on nespithe, actual death metal. the burps have been reduced to a mere echo and this sounds pretty good, if only the prog werent there i'd declare this best demilich |
| Demolition (USA-CA) When the Tomb Beckons.... |
| rly quiet prodded not well executed dm |
| Demolition Hammer Tortured Existence |
| they wait until the 2nd half to show their trv talents |
| Demon Bitch Demon Bitch |
| demon bitchin |
| Demon Hunter Summer of Darkness |
| quite a step down from debut, a lot of s/ts raw aggression depleted for higher production and generic song writing. generally weaves between good track/bad track, not ready 2 die and beheaded are fun but awakening pisses me off, heartstrings has some real pathos, faces not as fun but still a thrashy lil thrill, title is the best track and certainly contains some of their most believable aggression, beauty is boring and long, annihilate is cool, i play dead doesnt seem like it would work but it does and i dont mind its full 5 min run time, finally coffin builder is a combination of cool nummy riffs and awkward af, rest is filler |
| Demon Hunter The Triptych |
| they get so close to being metal on a few tracks here, not i is badass, undying is epic (the tambourine on this n deteriorate are hilarious but i love it), relentless is a mid but could have been good track, deter is a pretty good ballad, soldiers song is groovy af, one thousand hits pretty ahrd, n the prong cover is well done and better than the orig. rest is mid-filler with ribcage being this albums awakening and tide being a v awkward and needlessly sappy/depressive slow bro that could have worked but they just chose not to |
| Demonaz Promo |
| viking bgoth mrock going gently |
| Dempagumi.inc World Wide Dempa |
| kawaii OVERRRRLOADDDDD |
| Depeche Mode Speak & Spell |
| cool lectrowaves to ride smooth |
| Der Weg Einer Freiheit Noktvrn |
| had potential but they don't really do anything with it and i can't stand that kind of crystal clear scream in my bm. pretending haven doesnt exist |
| Derdian Revolution Era |
| yea so the old derdian is dead and we're left with this half assed judas priest nostradamus bullshit |
| Desolation (BRA) In a World of Terror |
| slapped together deathrash |
| Despair History of Hate |
| awkward german techt'rash |
| Destruction Mad Butcher |
| a few higher sections but mostly avg thrash |
| Destruction Infernal Overkill |
| midgood thrash that pales in comparison to bestial and sentence |
| Destruction Cracked Brain |
| continues their pattern of unexemplary thrash with some random tech bits thrown in between that just ruin otherwise listenable thrash |
| Detestor In the Circle of Time |
| detesting melodeath |
| Dettinger Blond |
| for an ep nice variety, clicky dreamscape asmr but also pure vibe |
| Devastation Violent Termination |
| raw to the point thrash |
| Diabolical Funeral Queime a Igreja |
| decent brazilian modern bm |
| Diabolical Masquerade Deaths Design |
| an all over the place album ever deserving the name of a diabolical masquerade |
| Diabolical Masquerade Ravendusk in my Heart |
| a trver but less interesting cof |
| Diabolical Masquerade Promo 1993 |
| banshee down a well bm |
| Dieter Baethge The Unbreakable Spirit |
| badass megadethy ripped angel spepow annihilation before feminine softness and profane johnny b goode and back |
| Dimitris Katis Δωριείς "Επιστροφή στη Γή" |
| a middling album of symphonic backdrops |
| Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon |
| dimmy officially streamlined, essentially a rock opera with nothing offensively bad (except the inexcusable cleans) but nothing amazing or anywhere near their legendary early albums |
| Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me |
| not bad but nothing spectacular either, needs more harsh noise |
| Discharge Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing |
| more metal than punk, these are the fuckers who taught araya to yell like a dumbass |
| Discharge Realities of War |
| a stronger thicker punk sound emerges |
| Discharge Fight Back |
| that stronger thicker sound gets dirty and more aggressive with a bit of solo work and grunty yells |
| Discharge State Violence State Control |
| continues their hear nothing sound in a more motorhead worship punk fashion |
| Discharge Decontrol |
| a more tempered aggression than fight back with a trv solo but unfortunately squeaky clean |
| Discharge Never Again / Death Dealers / Two Monstrous Nuclear Stockpiles |
| sum grate pnk trax |
| Disciples of Power Ominous Prophecy |
| husky prog'd death metal and its okay for a listen |
| Disciples of Power Invincible Enemy |
| average dm flirting with prog |
| Disgorged Promo Tape 1994 |
| disgorged nearly grow their balls back to phantasmagoria size but still held back by the br00tal |
| Disintegration Torn Apart |
| and sewn back together melobleath |
| Disintegration A World Destroyed |
| somewhat plausible blasymph built |
| Dismember The God That Never Was |
| a rly weird short bum that goes everywhere, sum traditional dismember dm, more than a couple mdeaf moments, sum prog yuck |
| Dismember Hate Campaign |
| shouty dmish dm with a lot of straight up weird mdeth tracks |
| Dismember Dismember |
| a not bad, not amazing, somewhat nu-infused lighter dm to finish them off |
| Dispensary Alive and Dead |
| medium russian deathdoom (those are the alive and dead parts) |
| Dodheimsgard Kronet Til Konge |
| a rather plain and basic bm album no wonder they got bored of it |
| Dokken Breaking The Chains |
| dokken mrock rockin' |
| DOOM War Crimes (Inhuman Beings) |
| too much crust w gruff old man vox |
| DOOM Total Doom |
| CRUST buried in CRUST too much crust w gruff old man vox |
| Doomsword Resound the Horn |
| vikings of dooooooooom |
| Dr. Dre 2001 |
| a lot of classics on this |
| Dragon Fallen Angel |
| full on deathy vox and general thrashier outset yet isnt as good as debut. highlights in the bookends |
| Dragon Sacrifice |
| we tech deathrashin again with the usual dragon shouts but it aint that gud this time, lots of little twinkly bits as well |
| Dragon Guardian Harukanaru Chigiri |
| literal anime metal |
| DragonForce Valley Of The Damned |
| quite awkward in parts as would be expected for the like of dforce just beginning, but still solid |
| DragonForce Valley Of The Damned (Demo) |
| title is better than on or, black winter rulz |
| DragonForce In The Line Of Fire |
| decent live quality, cool video, tomorrows kings n fire flames sound pure win |
| DragonForce Reaching into Infinity |
| a generally good tour of the realm of dragonforce with highlights in judgement day n astral empire, but they rly need to cut out the worthless slow 'dramatic' bits cuz they suck at them |
| DragonForce Warp Speed Warriors |
| a seemingly deliberately middling dforce album, classic modern dforce style in astro warrior and pixel prison but then also total waste filler tracks like the singles power of the triforce and especially doomsday party, not to mention the tswift cover (love when metal bands cover pop tracks but making it part of the lp just makes it another filler track). all in all an ehhh dforce album with a highlight in pixel prison |
| DragonHarp Let the Dragon Fly |
| amateur poppy lady vox with fairly powerful riffery symph |
| Dragonknight Legions |
| a generic and not overly powerful bg substitute, at least the power remains fertile in 2025 |
| Dragonland Starfall |
| another mid af album that almost gets there dude |
| Dragonland Astronomy |
| another mid good album with a couple decenters in cassiopeia and contact |
| Dragonland The Battle of the Ivory Plains |
| lackluster until u hit the epic worlds end |
| Dragonland Holy War |
| mithril mountains n title stand a bit out on this rather mid af power bum |
| Dragonlord Dominion |
| shameless later dimmy rip off but lamia is pretty good |
| Draugenatt Ljósálfar |
| viking spirit whisper bm |
| Draugul Plagueweaver |
| blarmy melodeath and bad clean singing |
| Draugul The Voyager |
| virgin melobleavy and derpy cleans except on the asa bay cover, which is pretty good but has had its riffs altered to a more hm than viking style before some heaking much less skilled bathory worship then back to a bleavy mix and an all the above closer |
| Dream Death Journey Into Mystery |
| energetic sabbath |
| Dream Dolphin Dolphins Talk to You |
| DOLPHINZ RUL!!! |
| Dream Theater Falling Into Infinity |
| this dt is actually pretty sweet until they let it flop with the anticlimactic finale |
| Dropkick Murphys The Warrior's Code |
| spirit, title n auld triangle bring the jams, rest in mildly fun irish banging |
| Dropkick Murphys Going Out In Style |
| same ol' murphys highlights in memorial day and chair |
| Drotten Drotten |
| casual middle road melodeath with an epica closing track |
| Drowning Pool Sinner |
| prob the only album that can actually be called nu metal, harder than rock, not quite metal, better than anything fucking koyan ever did, highlights obv in bodies n i am |
| Drudkh Blood In Our Wells |
| pretty average and too drony until vichnist' and ukrayins'ka. awesome alt cover art |
| Drudkh Forgotten Legends |
| debut drudkh best drudkh, drum rhythm used in dawn n wheel hypnotizing, but still too much filler between the goodness |
| Drudkh Autumn Aurora |
| dreamy drudkh but it doesnt get very lucid unfortunately |
| Drudkh Estrangement |
| more of the same drudkh scoring decently enough but not going for anything standout |
| Drudkh The Swan Road |
| sounds like a polished modern version of some bands old generic demos |
| Drudkh Songs of Grief and Solitude |
| pretty good instrumentals |
| Drudkh Slavonic Chronicles |
| they kind of ruin tam gdzie but indianska is pretty good |
| Drudkh Eternal Turn of the Wheel |
| a return to form but nothing spectacular |
| Drudkh A Furrow Cut Short |
| drudkh in hd |
| Drudkh They Often See Dreams About The Spring |
| drudkh in hd pt 2 |
| Drudkh A Few Lines in Archaic Ukrainian |
| golden horse is pretty tight but otherwise drony drudkh |
| Drudkh Anti-Urban (33.3 RPM) |
| on the other hand going by the initial rip it has oblivion sounding like proper doomgaze and ashes is just a noodly drone |
| Drudkh Shadow Play |
| the usual drony diddles in the dark |
| Dungeon Keeper Chaos Sorcery Strike at Midnight |
| budgie core mid punky black with some rando viking sections and sudden discharge |
| Dungeon Serpent Promo '22 |
| arghoslenty raw as can be mdm |
| Dungeon Serpent Necroscope '23 |
| another track in vein of his 22 demo |
| Dwarrowdelf Of Dying Lights |
| tries too hard to be epic and ends up rather flat and empty instead |
| Dwarrowdelf Cold Lie the Ashes |
| goes all over the place trying to make something 'epic' but its just a scramble of random half assed metal |
| E-X-E Stricken by Might |
| such an awesome cover for a many times lamer album |
| Ebony Ark Decoder |
| decent slight prog powsymph weave with a fairly powerful lady lead and sometimes male pair dual |
| Ebony Pendant Incantation of Eschatological Mysticism |
| modern background bm perfect for making all your favourite vegan dishes to |
| Ebony Pendant The Garden Of Strangling Roots |
| veritable 2020s pizza black |
| Ed Sheeran Loose Change |
| an actually good sheeran album. little bird is captivating while the others are not mindable |
| Edenbridge The Grand Design |
| dunno what happened here. only standout moments on passion n evermore |
| Edenbridge Solitaire |
| the effort is there they just dont reach for anything spectacular and it gets unnecessarily drawling at the end |
| Edenfall To Gaze Longer at the Earth |
| within temptation/tristania + cradle is somewhere between meh and alright. highlight in forest of veils |
| Edenfall Under Sultry Moons and Velvet Skies |
| far too much doom and tristaniaisms, but still highlights in dark wings and esp wyvern child |
| Edge of Sanity Nothing But Death Remains |
| straight up proggy death metal nothing exciting nor entirely tepid |
| Edguy Mandrake |
| an energetic but far less substantial followup to theater with tobias singing a lot like bruce dickenson |
| Edward Elgar Enigma Variations, Op. 36 |
| mildly pleasant variations of which none particularly stand out, though 9 is close |
| Edward Elgar Pomp and Circumstance Military Marches, Op. 39 |
| another case of only the most famous movement, i, worth keeping around |
| Eihwar Viking War Trance |
| just give it a chance |
| Einherjer Blot |
| another gothic symphonic viking melodic folk blackeavy thing and well its better than the last album so kudos |
| Einherjer Dragons Of The North |
| amalgablakingfolkelodious sails |
| Einherjer Norrøn |
| these drunken vikings apparently having a sojourn in egypt up and down the nile before sailing back out again, prog and some lectrix flirtation, atter pa malmtings is a neat voyage with its hammerstrikes and egyptian reminisces though |
| Einherjer Av Oss, For Oss |
| gremlin heavy vikings coming to steal your car parts and ironically one of their better lps for that |
| Einherjer North Star |
| a general metal album with abbathy vocals |
| Einherjer Deaf Forever |
| bouncy blackish motorhead |
| Einherjer Nord Og Ner |
| danky satyrical diking |
| Einherjer Nidstong |
| groovy dank dancing horse trot |
| Eivor Slor |
| volva heralds |
| Ekyrian Mas alla de la tempestad |
| decent spanish-sung lite folk memmel, highlight in el laberinto magico |
| Ekyrian Memorias Del Bosque |
| decent debut of folk rockz en espanol |
| Electra Mustaine Evergreen |
| a not bad electrapop (haha!) about wanting to be free from, ah, everybody |
| Electric Masada At the Mountains of Madness |
| this is pretty sweet. all kinds of exploration of rhythm n speed, bombasts and subtleties, ahrd riffing and tranquil jazzing, solid jams with extra intruments. do i like the fact this is over 2 n a half hours? no, but its reasonably entertaining and worthwhile and if it does get boring it picks back up again |
| Electrocution Inside the Unreal |
| classic osdm sound but nothing standout regardless |
| Eleine Dancing In Hell |
| enemies is very nice and epica-y but goes on to general pop symphs afterwards the constant death and hell themes notwithstanding |
| Elettra Storm Powerlords |
| starts pretty great but soon melds into a generic present pm soup, highlights in the openers higher than the stars and redemption |
| Eluveitie Everything Remains As It Never Was |
| a truly middling album from a band unsure where to go after 2 successful metal albums and an awkward foray into pure folk mania. the good and the bad seem to compete to balance each other, with would-be standout tracks like title, thoufold, kingdom, raven, and dom not fully fleshed out, while the likes of nil and ashes teeter noncommittally this way and that, with some random instrum pieces seeming to be evoc i outtakes. finally at the end we get the most complete and compact tracks in sempiternal embers and the pleasantly awkward lugdunon. a rly weird album but id say the goodness wins out in the end |
| Eluveitie Helvetios |
| Skipping prologue that's bullshit and they need to fuck off with that shit. Title 3.5 pretty jammy; Luxtos 3.5; Home 2.5 filler track; Shores 2.5 more just passable filler; Scorched Earth why tf is there a qur'an recitation on here are they trying to make this album suck wtf 1; Enemy 3.5 another jam; Neverland 2.5 another filler; Rose for Epona 4 despite the pop n cheese; Havoc 4 pretty fun HAIL CAESAR; Uprising 3 narration almost makes it lower; Hope idk 3 its an ok instr; Siege 3.5 but it's too short and that last verse lyric is so fucking cringe; Alesia 3.5 doesnt rly deserve it but i appreciate what they were going for; skipping Tull another pointless narration why; Uxello 3.5 but same situ as alesia. epilogue 3 instr part is w/e fuck off with the old man though |
| Eluveitie The Early Years |
| just rating the rerecording of ven, which sounds infinitely better and is actually listenable |
| Eluveitie Ànv |
| unoffensive but watered down veitie, not worth 6 years in the making |
| Elvenking Heathenreel |
| a unique power/folk infusion with unusually ahrdrock vox |
| Elvenking Wyrd |
| this should be a lot better than it is, with that fiddle and metal spirit, yet every track is lackluster and incomplete |
| Elvenking Secrets Of The Magick Grimoire |
| poppy folk metal elven dances |
| Elvis Presley Blue Hawaii |
| cant help falling in love is the heaviest song of 61, rock a hula is classic elvis, moonlight swim is giggity ( ?? ?? ??), ito is..... slicin' sand and beach boy blues putting the beach boys to shame before they had a chance |
| Elyose Ipso Facto |
| epica but in french with less talent n quite a bit of electroffects |
| Elysion Bring Out Your Dead |
| highlights are crossing over and far away. time has not worked out for these rare releases, getting ever so less impactful every release |
| Embalming Theatre Sweet Chainsaw Melodies |
| brutal prodded goregrins and theyre pretty good |
| Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire... |
| nero plays and dances as rome burns... |
| Empress (US) Maid of Orleans |
| a symphified dark moor cover |
| Empyrean Fire Deliverance |
| a moderate attempt at blasymph, clear prod and overpolish |
| Empyrium A Wintersunset... |
| mild gothic synthony with almost all folk singing, best of it is the finally guitar driven ordain'd to thee |
| Enharjarna The Resurrection |
| drunk folk motorhead punktal sails |
| Enharjarna Sprit, knogjärn & tre kronor |
| folkpunk motorhead in your bed |
| Enharjarna Svea rikes arv |
| funky munky folkin punkin yokils |
| Enharjarna I frostdimmans hemvist |
| folky vike themed PUNKS |
| Ensiferum Victory Songs |
| Ad Vic 2.5; Blood 3; Death 3; Ahti 3 banjo metal; Magic 2.5; Wanderer 4.5; Sword 1.5; Dawn 3.5; Title 4 |
| Ensiferum One More Magic Potion |
| a couple of the better tracks for victory songz |
| Ensiferum Suomi Warmetal |
| kind of hard to fuck up on an ep of famous covers. warmetal esp sounds p good siffified |
| Enslaved Below the Lights |
| sum kinda generic bm style rock, not bad but nothing ear catching either |
| Enslaved Ruun |
| the only good prog'd album |
| Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini |
| this ones decent esp beacon |
| Enslaved Heimdal |
| the enslaved lottery has churned up a decent album this time, highlight in caravans |
| Enthroned Prophecies of Pagan Fire |
| some moderate not especially interesting black metal |
| Entombed Uprising |
| entombed are a weird ass band. an album of decegood metrock with some hardcore elements here n there and panty grooves |
| Entombed Serpent Saints: The Ten Amendments |
| a final render of some decent death n roll, highlights in title n sodom |
| Entombed Wreckage |
| title is the epitome of death n roll but rest is ehhhh |
| Epica The Phantom Agony |
| sensorium 4 n feint 4 are masterpieces, facade 1.5 is a total fucking bore n takes this down unnecessarily, seif al din 1 is a total mess. title 3.5 is another masterpiece but maybe dont need the album extended version (scratch that hearing the single version again its too fast), rest are mid. bonus veniality 4 is a haunting masterpiece again. triumph 3.5 is a nice instrum. orchestral versions arent rly worth anything save basic instinctish |
| Epica Epica vs Attack on Titan Songs |
| never watched the show cuz im not an anime boy but if it make me hap i fap |
| Epica The Quantum Enigma B-Sides |
| on one hand could easily swap some of these for the actual album, on the other are indeed b sides |
| Epica Omega |
| abyss of time is an excellent tarja-era nightwishy track minus the worthless narration and breakdown, but skeleton key is completely ruined by extremely incongruent meshuggah chugs. other tracks are quite avg until they finally come together at the end, but vast majority of tracks need mid to heavy editing to be listenable. rivers is a nice callback to tides of time, synergize quite energetic, typical mid to good closers in twilight n title |
| Equilibrium Armageddon |
| Sehnsucht 3; Erwachen 3.5; Katharsis 3; Heimat 3.5; Born to Be EPIC 3.5; Zum Horizont 3.5; Rise 2.5 SCHEISS AUF ENGLISCH; Prey 2 FICK ENGLISCH WIEDER; Helden 3.5; Koyaaniskatsi FICK DIESE UMWELTSCHUTZER SCHEISSE 1; Eternal warum zum TEUFEL ist der Titel auf Englisch aber der Text auf Deutsch? sowieso 3 |
| Equilibrium Releases 2020-2023 |
| the signals for the end of equilibrium, from the preaching in the otherwise ahrd one folk, to the ahrdstyle distorted keys throughout, to the adoption of the worst of all genres in mccore, still revolution is a highlight |
| Erang Kingdom Of Erang |
| quite a variety of sounds, indeed too much as it seems more like a split between various artists than a coherent whole by one, burzum references on drunken tyrant tho |
| Ereb Altor Gastrike |
| often generic black based amalgamate including some vikenings |
| Ereb Altor Nattramn |
| light epiblack with bites and swathes o' slurry king |
| Ereb Altor Blot · Ilt · Taut |
| a not so honorific bathory cover album, tho epic vox on woman of dark desires at the end kind of neat |
| Ereb Altor Ulfven |
| mostly terrible blackprogdoomking but bloodline keeps them from sailing straight to hel |
| Ereb Altor Midvinter |
| midveavy metal |
| Ereb Altor Skogsrået |
| witchy wood calls |
| Ereb Altor The Lake of Blood Rerecorded |
| bloody liquid amalgamate |
| Eructation Demo #1 1992 |
| burpin tech flirtin early swedeath |
| Esoctrilihum Mystic Echo From a Funeral Dimension |
| would you like some prog with your pizza? |
| Esoctrilihum Eternity Of Shaog |
| mix of modern n dissy bm with some folky fiddles now n again, only solid track is aelowenn tho |
| Estuary of Calamity The Sentencing |
| dt/agt mishmashed folk mdm that gets in its own way more than it ought but u still get shit like storm n summoned |
| Eternal Autumn To Tame the Impaler |
| moar pretty but not as so melodeath |
| Eternal Autumn Demo 1 |
| not a particularly good synth'd early melodeath |
| Eternal Autumn Meet Us at the Crossroad |
| a melo singalong and a fillerstrumental |
| Eternal Champion Parallel Of Death |
| some more old style but not amazing 'eavy metulz |
| Eternal Champion Terminus Est |
| a bleh lectro + a decent dumgum |
| Eternal Champion The Last King Of Pictdom |
| decent but not too interesting 70-80s style metalz |
| Eternal Champion Retaliator |
| a trvly 80s prod on these decent couple tracks |
| Eternal Tears of Sorrow A Virgin and a Whore |
| a kalmah album with the bpm turned down low, still appreciate aurora, prophet, n fall of man tho |
| Eternal Tears of Sorrow Sinner's Serenade |
| the most mehiest mdm that ever mehd save dirge |
| Eternal Tears of Sorrow Saivon Lapsi |
| a lot of good tunes ruined by horrible clean vox |
| Eternity's End Embers of War |
| zany thrashy melody power WAR but drawn out |
| Eucharist Demo '92 |
| some decent raw early mdms |
| Europe The Final Countdown |
| classic hair rock with the eternally addictive and prescient title track |
| Evanescence The Bitter Truth |
| actually isnt bad. simple to the point rock songs with highlights in yeah n part of me |
| Evoking Winds Bald Mountain |
| a more corey version of their previous feats, which is not to call this one such, with pointless spoken dialogue interludes and not much evoking excitement like they used to |
| Evoking Winds Your Rivers |
| sticking with the core vox and nothing remotely as effective as their earlier albums godammit and stupid interlude, time of contempt is pretty good tho |
| Ewelina Lisowska Ewelina Lisowska |
| an attempt to break into the english west with butchered english lyrics that dont even have anything to do with the polish originals. fortunately polish producers actually work on production and backing instrumentals so it sounds pretty good regardless and her english voice is decent |
| Ewelina Lisowska W Stronę Słonca |
| a polish katy perry anthem about universe conquering love |
| Ex Deo Romulus |
| barebones symph with a lot of total filler riffs and relying on the inherent 'romanness' to make up for lack of metal, still title is fun, alesia, invictus, and final war are good with heavy editing, and the intrumental pantheon is prob the best developed track on the bum besides title |
| Exciter Heavy Metal Maniac |
| HEEEE'SSSSSSS CRRRAAAAAAAZZZZYYYYY |
| Exciter Long Live The Loud |
| exciting for the first half of the show but they cant keep it up nakey lady and all |
| Exciter Feel The Knife |
| a somewhat exciting mildly sharp edge |
| Excruciate Passage of Life |
| painfully average often plodding dm |
| Exhorder Slaughter in the Vatican |
| average as average can be thrash |
| Exhumation (GR) Seas of Eternal Silence |
| tryhard melodeath with unnecessary synths |
| Exit Eden Femmes Fatales |
| a fun enough little album of half covers and half originals, originals are fair but not excellent symphals while separate is pretty good and poison is always fun |
| Exmortus The Sound of Steel |
| amateur trad/mdm but maws of hell is pretty fun |
| Exodus Shovel Headed Kill Machine |
| some hot bangs in raze and the appropriately titled magnus opus but not a lot special otherwise |
| Exodus Exhibit B: The Human Condition |
| first half is good modern thrash esp beyond the pale but then goes down into this nude muddly shouting trying to be dm bs in 2nd half and its like wtf where'd the fucking band go |
| Exodus War Is My Shepherd |
| title track is win, others meh, dirty deeds disappointing |
| Exodus Persona Non Grata |
| i take it back these old timers still have some ferocity in em, esp on tracks like clickbait....whose title is unfortunate but thats this world le sigh |
| Extra Hot Sauce Taco of Death |
| I LOVE TACOS!!!!! (both kinds ;) YOU GAVE ME AIDS YOU STUPID BITCH!!! kermit doesnt have to worry about aids : ) |
| Exumer Rising from the Sea |
| fuckin slayer rev up n exodus chunks mix n match vox wannabes, slexudus |
| Exumer Possessed by Fire |
| possessed by commercial thrash |
| Eye of Melian Legends of Light |
| guiterless symph with lofty lady vox the star tho only barely distinguishable among the billions |
| Eye of Melian Doorway of Night |
| pretty good trax |
| Eyehategod Dopesick |
| sycophantic imitation of sabbath riffs does punk a helluv gud |
| Eyehategod In the Name of Suffering |
| has some trv sludge that gets in the groove but still nothing essential |
| Faceless Burial Grotesque Miscreation |
| old school brutal with a bit of technical flair better than most |
| Faceless Burial At the Foothills of Deliration |
| proggy n techy brutal that indulges in variety without reducing the general deathiness too much |
| Fairyland Osyrhianta |
| hidden kingdom is a jam but otherwise standard pm fare |
| Fairyland The Story Remains |
| floaty fairy bleh, surprise track with elisa tho + .5 for that |
| Faithful Breath Fading Beauty |
| airy mystical religious prock attend service today last track is boss music |
| Faithful Breath Gold 'n' Glory |
| epic mrocks n barbarian bums |
| Falanga Falanga |
| russian all around metal, nothing great nothing terrible |
| Falconer Falconer |
| what a shift. mithotyn was better in every way, this is just alright |
| Falconer Chapters From A Vale Forlorn |
| not worth cancelling mithotyn over but some bangers like decadence n life |
| Falconer Northwind |
| falconer have a bad habit of always having a small collection of rly good songs then mixing it in with a bunch of mid afs and no goods. in this case title n shadows are the highlights |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 12 |
| random and not as quality but fight on, greatest warrior, and amusement park stand out. mii plaza is one of the weirdest things for sure |
| FalKKonE Intense Symphonic Metal Covers, Vol. 14 |
| a typical falkkone medley without standouts |
| Fatal (USA-MCH) A Somber Evocation of Nihilism |
| fatal lessen the trv and quality of their dm incorporating some frivolous noodling and generic songwriting |
| Fatboy Slim You've Come A Long Way, Baby |
| how to deejay 101 |
| Fates Warning Awaken the Guardian |
| tastefully proggy rush metal |
| Fear of Darkness Age of Brutality |
| lesser but well meaning dm and alien battle finish |
| Fellowship Can You Feel the Love Tonight? |
| a little bit |
| Fellowship The Skies Above Eternity |
| power pop fluff with some metal on the side |
| Fenris (NE) Ordeal |
| viking wannabe blehk metal |
| Feskarn Ravens Way |
| folkish melodeath and ooouuuaaaooooohhhaaahh chants? ok |
| Feskarn Östra Aros |
| dancy troll metal |
| Festering Puke Once Upon Your Mom |
| lmao the intro followed by barely audible anti woke deathgrind, always clear when speaking however Over the last few years, since we've been doing Festering Puke we've made numerous songs called 'Women's Lib', 'Dog and Women', doin' all kinds of stuff, y'know? And I've been doing a lot of thinking about Women's Lib, and you know what? I STILL THINK IT SUCKS!! I WANT TO BE A PART OF IT - YOUR MOM! YOUR MOM! Nah, fuck that fat bitch! and damn ace is a demented horn dog |
| Fight The Fury Still Breathing |
| when a rock band tries to be heavier-ish, kinda. not really. they add a few ahrd grooves n mccore references. my demons is pretty decent, some fillery tracks, then a shameless slipknot psychosocial ripoff in lose hold lmaoooo its great. LLMMAAAAOOO even the lyrics - "hope is gone / all is lost" and "psychoanalyze" sounding a bit too similar in beat to "psychosocial" jesus man lmao |
| Fimbulthier The Battle Begins |
| a poor combination of melodeath and drunk viking |
| Fimbulthier Rise 09 |
| lame 90s type melodeath release |
| Fimbultyr Gryende Tidevarv |
| jiggy melobleath posing as sthg nordic |
| Fimbultyr Niddikter |
| feebly fimbly melodeth needs dick too |
| Final Strike Finding Pieces |
| where christian has ended up ex-twilight force, a much more generic pm band, still title track is pretty good |
| Final Strike Bodom After Midnight |
| a cover the proves bodom were never a power metal band |
| Finntroll Vredesvävd |
| srry is this kalmah? straightforward folky tunes with a big mdm vibe, nothing too special save the keys clinching on vid haxans |
| Finrir Viking Metal |
| disco not viking aa + equi metal |
| Finrir Enter the Viking |
| nordicky synth? |
| Finrir Berserker |
| nordic shaman synthery |
| Finrir Finrir |
| finrir get it?!!??! the finnish fenrir! KKEKEKKEKEKEKEK! |
| Finrir Viking Metal II |
| not viking metal again |
| Finrir 22-23 |
| amon amarth offcasts and mountain bellows |
| Finrir Eternal |
| gangly nordman chantacations and folkamentations |
| Finsterforst Rastlos |
| average and blurred trollking |
| Finsterforst Mach Dich Frei |
| a betterish trollking effort |
| Finsterforst #YØLØ |
| finntroll to the max, these guys are the ones who want to go out of your way to hang out with |
| Finsterforst Zerfall |
| this is one of those bands that has the uncanny quality of having the ability to write something trvly great yet just decides not to, more folky moonsorrow wannabes |
| Finsterforst Jenseits |
| black groove folk spamathon |
| Firewind Between Heaven And Hell |
| bare minimum power metulz |
| First Fragment Dasein |
| decent debut, intervals are annoying tho |
| First Fragment Gloire Eternelle |
| this is the only acceptable techdeath, balance noodles with melonoodles |
| Five Finger Death Punch And Justice for None |
| an actually good 5fdp album. highlights in trouble and fake |
| Flames Made in Hell |
| very mid thrash with no highlights |
| Flames of Hell Fire and Steel |
| the demented creature spawned in the hadean flames consumes anything it touches EEEEEVVVOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! |
| Fleetwood Mac Fleetwood Mac |
| some huge hits mired in the bog of mediocrity |
| Flesh Grinder Anatomy & Surgery |
| 90s dm based brutalgrinds n they aint bad despite the otherwise total bdm aesthetic |
| Fleshgod Apocalypse Veleno |
| another decently composed symeucacophony more weirdly appealling than not, but stagnates and goes on too long |
| Fleshgod Apocalypse Opera |
| only really good track is i can never die, a little derpcorey techdeasymph excellent symphopera elements nice mix of opera/gothic/pop styles in lady vox, rest is give or take with varying quality levels, matricide is the next best track with morphine waltz and per aspera almost good |
| Floor Jansen Paragon |
| not bad, daydream goes ahrd |
| Flotsam and Jetsam Doomsday for the Deceiver |
| this debut kind of sucks. they got the flair n energy but somehow make it bland. not a single standout |
| Flotsam and Jetsam No Place for Disgrace |
| much like their debut, his screams are godly and theres nothing really wrong with it but they never go for the kill |
| Flowerleaf Firesoul |
| a decent mild potence symph |
| Folkearth A Nordic Poem |
| middling folky amalgamate |
| Foo Fighters Foo Fighters |
| thicc punk rocks that dont always hit it right but do most of the time |
| Forbidden Forbidden Evil |
| typical thrash album with little distinction despite the classic seeming cover, doom vox on follow me kind of different |
| Forest Forest |
| the russian transilvanian hunger (considerably better) |
| Forest King Lore Born |
| moderate folky melodeath a la a more generic amon amarth with some random vikening at the end |
| Forest King Crossing the Myrkwood |
| mid groovy melobleath |
| Forest Stream The Crown of Winter |
| could have been pretty excellent, title track is a masterpiece and the key tone throughout the album is pure magic when its used. unfortunately they otherwise only yield a moderate effort and soon devolve into total doomy somnolence |
| Forge (SWZ) Belial |
| gremlin deathfolk |
| Forgotten Realm Power and Glory |
| leaping spepow with dio vox |
| Forlorn (NOR) Hybernation |
| off brand dimmu borgir and random dust |
| Fort Minor We Major (Mixtape) |
| fun remixes n random shit |
| Fortid Völuspa Part II - The Arrival Of Fenris |
| mild mid tempo black rhythmos |
| Fortid Völuspá Part III: Fall of the Ages |
| airy amalgaballs metal |
| Fortid Pagan Prophecies |
| pasty pagan black smack |
| Fortid Narkissos |
| only a title could drawl out this many painmid albums |
| Franz Schubert 4 Impromptus, D.935 |
| i, ii, and especially iv have their moments but quite a bit of lackadaisical filler to get to them |
| Frederic Chopin Waltzes, Op. 69 |
| not his most exciting waltz but he was also only 19 so. 69 ;) |
| Frehley's Comet Frehley's Comet |
| a lot of this is rly lame but more good than bad, highlights in something moved and calling to you |
| Frekkr Désolations Catalauniques |
| frikkn french melobleath |
| Frog Concert Slumbering Sounds of the Frog Fellowship |
| I DONT LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER, THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN' FROGS GAY!!! |
| From North Raven Banner |
| a jiggy but relative folktal stream |
| From North From North |
| unappetizing trollfolk |
| From North Lurhorns Call |
| old grunt mild folktal |
| From North The Varangian |
| the pipes are nice but still barely above avg folktal |
| Frostblaze Doom of Winter |
| mild melodic blackened folkkings |
| Frosttide Dawn Of Frost |
| generic af melodeath |
| Frosttide Blood Oath |
| moar amateur siffy clone mdm but apache dances n bangkok cover is pure win |
| Frozen Crown Crowned in Frost |
| a disappointing sophy, the harmonized duo vox arent used nearly as much and when they are the male vox are so overshadowed the effect is virtually powerless, a lot less 'core vox, for w/e reason a few random harsh lines exist on a couple tracks and are even more needless. standard pm basically |
| Frozen Crown Winterbane |
| duo vox are minimal again but mondelli sort of knows how to scream now, but what makes this album superior to its immediate predecessor is the recruitment of cutie queen sheena on lead guitar as well as a new more bombastic drummer |
| Frozen Crown Call of the North |
| mid af pm bum, there's nothing unique to them anymore, no dual singing, lame male cleans, tho the effect on her voice sounds decent and sometimes piercing. best tracks are the singles, title and victorious |
| Frozen Land Frozen Land |
| decent but by no means amazing power metulz, best tracks delusions and mask |
| Frozen Shield Deafening Woods |
| a comb of siffy, korpi, a good deal of awkwardness, and their own good ideas, best track is green beards |
| Fuath I |
| same as ii but rawer |
| Fuath II |
| avg atmoblack |
| Fulci Duck Face Killings |
| pretty fun bdm with a diverse amount of elements |
| Funebrarum Beneath the Columns of Abandoned Gods |
| dirty deathdoom |
| Funeral Mist Salvation |
| transition bm from classic to modern, its not that great |
| Funeral Storm Chthonic Invocations |
| lighthearted melodic blackash with ghastly vox |
| G.L.O.S.S. Trans Day Of Revenge |
| typical 80s ahrdcore beatdown if better production |
| Gaerea Unsettling Whispers |
| proggy behemoth |
| Gallows Pole We Wanna Come Home |
| spunky mrocks with an awesome cover |
| Galneryus Advance To The Fall |
| how this can contain so much filler is beyond me, ancient rage is a near perfect track with a few other wins like silent revelation and whisper |
| Galneryus Resurrection |
| first half is a more maideny dforce and isnt bad, 2nd half goes full generic anime opening n is bleh save most of destiny |
| Galneryus Phoenix Rising |
| chain n especially future never dies stand out on an otherwise unnotable anime metal album |
| Galneryus Voices from the Past III |
| some more lesser picks but they make them as trv as possible |
| Galneryus Voices from the Past II |
| not as good song selection on this cover ep but still much better galneryused up |
| Galneryus Angel of Salvation |
| anime dragonforce with a side of prog n maiden |
| Galneryus Vetelgyus |
| avg galner |
| Galneryus Ultimate Sacrifice |
| pretty balanced anime metal album with no highlights |
| Galneryus Shining Moments |
| title is some great anime metal, others unusually rocky alrights |
| Galneryus Beginning of the Resurrection |
| destiny is great followed by some decent saps |
| Galneryus Into the Purgatory |
| absolutely mid af until the end of the line |
| GAME FREAK Pokémon Black & Pokémon White |
| finally after 6 hours and 20 minutes (didnt realize just how expansive the soundtrack is), most of it as often is the case only goes with the game. my favourites include skyarrow bridge, castelia city (love it! so happy :D), opelucid city, n decisive battle, pokemon league, route 12 in summer, global terminal, village bridge acoustic, and kyurem battle |
| GAME FREAK Pokémon Gold, Silver & Crystal |
| most of this just sounds like rby b sides, but still some wins in lucky channel (ftw), legendary beast battle, dragons den, route 26/27, ss aqua, kanto gym leader, mt moon square, champion/red battle, entering the hall of fame, and the credits |
| Gamma Ray Somewhere Out in Space |
| beyond n title are strong tracks as generally are the first half of the album, but beyond that its gets boring as they lay in tropes with no substance |
| GBH Leather, Bristles, Studs and Acne |
| good but not standout punk |
| Gehenna Murder |
| competing with mayhem to end up with this 2000s prod proggened bm |
| George Frideric Handel Messiah, HWV 56 |
| takes a while to get into as the first 1/3 - 1/2 is quite boring, but elevates thuswards to result in the epicity that is hallelujah and the closing movements |
| George Frideric Handel 12 Grand Concertos, Op. 6 / HWV 319-330 |
| an exhausting collection of concertos, and the vast majority of them not particularly satisfying either. nevertheless for the patient treasure lies at the end of the trail, for 328 v, 330 iii and v are highlights, 329 i is gorgeous, and 330 ii is not only gorgeous but one of my favourite pieces ever |
| George Frideric Handel Wassermusik, Suite nr. 1 in F-dur, HWV 348 |
| basic background classical, nothing particularly interesting |
| George Frideric Handel Organ Concerto in F major, HWV 295 |
| an okay piece but like much of handel a lot to be desired |
| Ghost (SWE) Ceremony And Devotion |
| good song selection, lol @ tobias calling mummy dust heavy |
| Ghost (SWE) Seven Inches Of Satanic Panic |
| pretty good spoopy rock songs |
| Ghost Bath Funeral |
| a lot of awkward screams n pointless instrumentals (sorrow is particularly forced) but still good tracks overall |
| Ghosts of Atlantis 3.6.2.4 |
| a kind of amateur symphonic amorphis, no track is especially well done but theres generally more positive than negative, save gardens of athena and lost compass which are solid and welcome finishers |
| Ghosts of Atlantis Halls of Lemuria |
| a mix of genres but the master of none |
| Gjallarhorn (UA) Memories, Nightmares, Ash |
| generic mindless bm spew |
| Glacier (USA-OR) Glacier |
| a cool (AHAHAAHAHAHAAHA) 80s ep without any powzers |
| Glacier (USA-OR) The Passing of Time |
| bold to come back 35 years later and hell yeah they still kick it. good for a spin with a highlight in eldest and trvest |
| Glacier (USA-OR) Vendetta (1985 Original) |
| good but not stellar hetal track |
| Glacier (USA-OR) Sands of Time (1985 Instrumental Rehearsal) |
| pretty good instrum track |
| Glittertind Til Dovre Faller |
| folk mrock interdisplacement sojournings |
| Glittertind Djevelsvart |
| kingish folk mrock dreams |
| Gloryhammer Space 1992: Rise of the Chaos Wizards |
| immaculately designed to be neither that great nor ever dull either |
| Goatlord Reflections of the Solstice |
| th'infernal goats rampage across the skulls of the dead, taking their time to really ground them under their hooves as satan's goatlord issues commands of more and more torturous torments from th'infernal chariot of death and dooooooooom |
| Goatwhore The Eclipse Of Ages Into Black |
| feral blackrash like it says on the tin |
| God Dethroned Bloody Blasphemy |
| distinctly mid melobleath |
| Gods of Gaia As Daylight Dies |
| a mix of amateur mdm n symph. the low level dm vox often distract from the otherwise decent instrumentation and sometimes break it. still a valid effort however with a highlight in i want out |
| Golgotha (POL) Land of Death |
| great beast vox but lackluster riffs |
| Goodnight Nurse Our Song |
| MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD DAMN RIGHT IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS |
| Gorement Human Relic |
| a bit of a silly demo |
| Gorement Promo 1995 |
| finishing off their career with some silly melodeath |
| Gorgoroth Twilight of the Idols |
| stormy fog of simple riffs to make up for ingenuity, as well as trying to sound like contemporary mayhem however procreating satan is kind of fun PRAISE SATAN PRAISE SATAN |
| Gorgoroth Incipit Satan |
| gorgoroth enter the new millenium with nothing new to preach nor anything exuberant |
| Gorgoroth Antichrist |
| very short front heavy bm release with highlights in bergtrollets hevn and band track minus the filler |
| Gorgoroth A Sorcery Written in Blood |
| INCIPIT GORGOROT!! |
| Gorgoroth Under the Sign of Hell 2011 |
| not much to this rerec but OH MAH GAWD YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THE LYRICS EWWEBODY GON KNOW ALL DA WORDS NOW |
| Gorgoroth True Norwegian Black Metal – Live in Grieghallen |
| spiteful 'live' album and while it may be trv, nothing all that great |
| Gorguts Considered Dead |
| classic canadian dm m/ |
| Gosia Andrzejewicz Lustro |
| intro n/a; title amazing track with genuine pathos 5; ty decy dumb slow rap track 2; troche subtle but has a big impact 3.5; sila total party feel good track 4; piekno almost good 2.5; latino dumb filler track she doesnt sound so good in english, spanish is kind of hot 2; blisko shes always inviting these crappy rappers for some reason 2; refleksje slow almost filler track 2; zlo rocker track different from her usual style 3.5; zanim a slower song with some impact but not a ton 2.5 |
| Gosia Andrzejewicz Gosia Andrzejewicz |
| great choruses and vocal lines, more effort put into the extra effects and making something worth hearing than any pop across the atlantic, but then also more than a few missteps that prevent it from reaching any higher, highlight in cud |
| Gosia Andrzejewicz Gosia Andrzejewicz Plus |
| disc 1 (st): great choruses and vocal lines, more effort put into the extra effects and making something worth hearing than any pop across the atlantic, but then also more than a few missteps that prevent it from reaching any higher, highlight in cud; disc 2: highlight in pozwol zyc dunno why it wasnt on the original album, a horrible anglicized version of it in i dont want that has nothing to do with the original lyrics, english words is pretty good, other weird anglicanisms, otherwise unnotable; bonuses: all st0ne's remixes are funny, instrums are great, accapellas are weird |
| Gosia Andrzejewicz Docen To |
| a happy snappy polish slappy |
| Graf Spee ... from the Black Ocean of Death |
| el paso prob the first ever metal recording register in uruguay, unhinged uruguayan heavies AIYAIYAIYAAAHHH!! more death metally heavies encapsulated with uruguyan savagery |
| Graf Spee Brigada metalica |
| more death metally heavies encapsulated with uruguyan savagery |
| Graf Spee Demo 1986 |
| uruguayan raw heavy deathish AIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAAAAAHHHH!!!!! |
| Graf Spee El lugar de los Asuras |
| a groovy deathish heavy in spanish by some enthusiastic uruguayans |
| Graf Spee Demos |
| el paso prob the first ever metal recording register in uruguay, unhinged uruguayan heavies AIYAIYAIYAAAHHH!! |
| Grand Belial's Key Judeobeast Assassination |
| rather midgoodgreat melodacks, highlight in satanicunt |
| Grand Belial's Key Mocking the Philanthropist |
| a doomier, slightly blackened arghoslent |
| Grand Belial's Key Kosherat |
| another mid album with a highlight in on a mule rides |
| Grand Belial's Key A Witness to the Regicide EP |
| nothing too crazy on this but a decent listen |
| Grand Belial's Key Goat of a Thousand Young |
| shemhamforash with intro is great but the rest is rather minimal, silly joker screams, production damn good for a debut 1992 demo |
| Grand Belial's Key On a Mule Rides the Swindler |
| title is a great gbk track followed by a really crappy live recording |
| Grausamkeit Bischmisheiman Pagan Madness (Tribute to Absurd) |
| andreas makes absurds crappy demo into something listenable |
| Grave Soulless |
| lighter and more groove corey but fair enough for grave |
| Grave Digger Liberty or Death |
| i mean its a serviceable metal album but not much else, massada is a bit above average |
| Grave Digger Witch Hunter |
| high energy general metulz synchronous with a band that would put out a billion albums |
| Graveland Dawn of Iron Blades |
| a much less violent expedition than the title suggests, except for the witchy screams |
| Graveland Raise Your Sword! |
| a middling general epics ep bonus w objecia smierci is better than the other tracks |
| Graveland Świt Stalowych Ostrzy |
| rerecorded polish edition of dawn of iron blades that isnt distinguishingly better or worse but does come with that epic cover |
| Graveland The Spirit Never Dies |
| placid folk accoustic passages to give the warrior's soul rest |
| Graven Image Demo 1987 |
| Better than what they did as spectral incursion. decent rockin old school techthrash. the track spectral incursion itself is bomb |
| Graveworm Collateral Defect |
| gworm go full on party bm as exemplified by the lolzwin hero cover |
| Graveworm Diabolical Figures |
| another watered down pop blasymph bum |
| Graveworm Ascending Hate |
| a bit of a return to form as its all composed nicely but nevertheless a watered down perfectly polished graveworm yuck |
| Graveworm Runaway |
| what happens when you bury ur mom with her cd collection |
| Green Day Nimrod |
| solid and energetic album, but no trv bangers |
| Green River Come On Down |
| GRUNGIN |
| Grenadier Wolves of the Trench |
| we have arghoslent at home |
| Griftefrid Blodlyse |
| basic bm landlubbers pretending to sail |
| Grim Reaper See You In Hell |
| a fun 'eavy record with a highlight in title |
| Grimner Frost Mot Eld |
| resulting in plain but drinkable water |
| Grimner Vanadrottning |
| naked bum average composition folktal tho freja vakar is a jaunty romp |
| Grimner Urfader |
| an unengaging but extant folk plunder |
| Grimnorth Vi Seiler Hjem Igjen |
| vikingy but mostly average bm |
| Grinder Dead End |
| fair shake threavy like a stable post in the ground |
| Grot Forest of Shadows |
| an overly raw veneer of a decent bm track |
| Grotesque In the Embrace of Evil |
| I CZECHED GROTESQUE! I FUCKING CZECHED GROTESQUE! ME, SMOK! CZECHED GROSTESQUE! CZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD GROOOOOOOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQUEEEEEEEEEEEE mid dm |
| Grotesque Rehearsal Demo |
| now this is a dark demo. they had some trv in them before going bitchcore |
| Gudsforladt Friendship, Love and War |
| another postblack gazey mid without much going for it |
| Gungnir Execute Them All |
| basic bmy cover |
| Guns N' Roses Use Your Illusion II |
| like illusion i another big ask for more than an hour's listen but they do keep it up more or less YOU PISSED OFF CUZ YOUR DAD GETS MORE PUSSY THAN YOU? FUCK YOU! SUCK MY FUCKING DICK! |
| Guns N' Roses Use Your Illusion I |
| more than an hour for a rock album is a big ask, but gnr manage to keep the momentum flowing, and is that a razor scream at the end of the garden lmao? |
| Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction |
| guns n' roses |
| Guns N' Roses Live Like a Suicide |
| pretty fun livep |
| Guns N' Roses Hard Skool |
| title is great, absurd is dumb, dont cry his voice has more croaking than usual but its dont cry, crazy is w/e |
| Gustav Holst The Planets, Op. 32 |
| jupiter is the king amongst a range of mid movements |
| GWAR War Party |
| most straight forward yet least flavourful song titles, the aliens be tryin ahrd to make a real album of metally GWAR |
| GWAR The Blood of Gods |
| gwar step up their motorhead just as a new singer bellows out a more appropriate rock n roll snarl |
| Hadadanza Juglar |
| decent chill lite folk rock en espanol |
| Hadez Aquelarre |
| barky peruvian puff metal |
| Hagalaz Northern Gods Descending |
| synthonic bm moderate worship |
| Hagalaz Rise Again |
| synthy melobleath scroungings |
| Hallas Excerpts From a Future Past |
| pretty great metallic folky prog rock |
| Hammer Witch Return to Salem |
| great expressive vocal vibrato, energetic classic crisp sound overall but nothing holds a candle to the highlight in burned at the stake |
| Hampton The Hampster Hampsterdance the Album |
| DIBIDI BA DIDI DOU DOU DI BA DIDI DOU DIDI DIDLDILDIDLDIDL HOUDIHOUDI DEY DOU DIBIDI BA DIDI DOU DOU DI BA DIDI DOU DIDI DIDLDILDIDLDIDL HOUDIHOUDI DEY DOU HERE WE GO DIBIDI BA DIDI DOU DOU DI BA DIDI DOU DIDI DIDLDILDIDLDIDL HOUDIHOUDI DEY DOU |
| Hanternoz Spukgeschichten |
| decent little bm split, tannod with trad, rauhnacht with atmo, hanternoz with folk |
| Hanternoz D'Anjou en Vasconie |
| a meandering but fair enough bmy flutey folk track |
| Hastur (PER) Secta hereje 1987 |
| 2 3 4 8 peru's first bm isnt too shabby |
| Hate Cain’s Way |
| the polish deicide following even their pitfalls closely |
| Hath Hive |
| more or less straight up modern dm with occasional lapses into mdm n prog |
| Hath All That Was Promised |
| eh its alright. evangelion x der weg with unfortunate prog elements |
| Haunter (USA-TX) Sacramental Death Qualia |
| a further step down from debut as they decide to a more dso route, but fortunately the core bm aspects remain as the main course. makes me worry for their new album tho |
| Haunter (USA-TX) Discarnate Ails |
| luckily better than i thought it would be. they stick to a kind of epic mostly trad death tech this time around, not enough to rly arouse me but i like it enough. sum1 gift me this so i can has gengar? |
| Havukruunu Uinuos Syömein Sota |
| tinny pagan-vikingized useless choral shout bm not the real stuff |
| Heartscore Cosmic Sea |
| an alright score adaptation of the death song |
| Heathen Breaking the Silence |
| rush maiden generithrash |
| Heathen Foray Into Battle |
| mild melopower with some viking tendencies |
| Heavy Load Death Or Glory |
| yesh pola bear RAWR! general 'eavy metalz but nothing quite so epic as that fight |
| Heavy Load Metal Conquest |
| somewhat weighty baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllsssssssss |
| Heavy Load Riders Of The Ancient Storm |
| ride the night is great but then they decide they dont wanna party anymore |
| Hecate Enthroned Dark Requiems And The Unsilent Massacre |
| all out blasymph cradle again not that good |
| Hedenskrig War Songs |
| plastic ships |
| Hedenskrig Live Only |
| motionsrowing melodies |
| Hedge Wizard Neighborwoods |
| tries too ahrd to be epic, rather bland tasting dumgum |
| Hedninger Blood, Mead, and Metal |
| more fillery blafolk with some acousteroos no the name is not head ****** |
| Heidevolk Uit Oude Grond |
| a disappointing follow up to walhalla, just plain rocky folkking metal nothing special |
| Heidevolk De Strijdlust Is Geboren |
| soft start folkking metal, bookends are nice tho, bonuses are much better |
| Heidevolk Velua |
| another largely plain effort viking n roll, but woede n storm stand out, bonus covers are fun |
| Heidra Sworn to Vengeance |
| another melodic blackfolk cloud |
| Heimdall (ITA) Lord of the Sky |
| avg pm as can be |
| Helgrind (CU) Fides Celtiberia |
| dont care much for this new wave of viking melodeath |
| Helheim Av Norrøn Ætt |
| lite dynamo bandwagon bm with satanawful cleans and folk diddling at the end |
| Helheim Helsviti |
| dancey bm procrastinations |
| Helheim HrabnaR / Ad vesa |
| black metal soup |
| Hellbastard Heading for Internal Darkness |
| crust, or enfeebled metal, whichever you prefer |
| Hellbastard Ripper Crust |
| blueballs you with thrashy punk thinking theyre gonna go metal, then does go thrash on life for who and its a moderate orgasm, but then back to pure crust with a bit more thrash on slag kill and nowwwwwwwww |
| Hellbastard Hate Militia |
| crusty |
| Hellchild Where the Conflict Reaches |
| visceral voxd but ultimately weak dm |
| Helleruin Devils, Death and Dark Arts |
| he tried too hard and ended up with basic modern bm. he has lost the trv |
| Helleruin A Thousand Dreams |
| mid overly polished modern bm |
| Hellhound Nothing Left |
| inoffensive clean modern thrashpow |
| Helloween Keeper Of The Seven Keys Part I |
| helloween's second lp is a decently entertaining foray that doesnt touch walls of jericho at all |
| Helloween Master Of The Rings |
| andi's debut is a collection of rock ballady pm, n its alright |
| Helloween Rabbit Don't Come Easy |
| not as bad as you'd expect given the pink bubbles derp title, highlight in little sign |
| Helloween Judas |
| not as good but still good hellow ep |
| Helloween Just a Little Sign |
| great title track with a queen cover n an ok track before the lolz that is if i could fly |
| Hellvetic Frost Towards a Distant World |
| a short and rather watain like bm venture |
| Hellwitch Terraasymmetry |
| mid deathrash with tech blehs |
| Helstar Burning Star |
| a relatively luminescent shining dot in the sky |
| Helstar Remnants of War |
| fairly stellar meteorite forged metal with plenty of extra rifflings |
| Henry Purcell Sonata in D major, Z.850 |
| a decent short sonata accentuating the trumpet |
| Heretoir Heretoir |
| p good blackgaze bum i was hypnotized |
| Herodes Rehearsal Demo Tape - November 20th 1994 |
| finally a metal track, fair enough thrash while sticking to the overly rapid shoutvox but theyre faded out to seem fiercer lolz the drummer |
| Hexenhaus A Tribute to Insanity |
| a completely unremarkable techy metal thrash |
| Hexx No Escape |
| an average powvy start for the young hexx |
| Hexx Wrath of the Reaper |
| mildly reaping thraPOW to a modestly adorned grave |
| High Rise II |
| decently swimmable tide esp the epic pop sicle |
| Hilary Duff Hilary Duff |
| pretty balanced record culminating in watching |
| Himinbjorg Wyrd |
| naked fairy byrd trolls and immortal impersonation |
| Himinbjorg The Fall of Valhalla |
| random mostly bm folkish groove melodemmy amalgaballs kekkles |
| Himinbjorg The Chant of Trees |
| not very arousing naked forest nymph folkturations and some metal |
| Hirax Hate, Fear And Power |
| when its 3 but he says its 8 but its adequate so she says its average |
| Hirax Immortal Legacy |
| old men threavies still warrioring ahrd |
| Hok-key Znak biady |
| hokey folkdust fusions after an impressive introduction |
| Hok-key R.I.P. |
| hokey folktal mehtunates |
| Holograms Holograms |
| cool spacey punks with occasional always welcome lectryfects |
| Holy Moses The New Machine of Liechtenstein |
| how quickly they become a mediocre sprash band |
| Holy Moses Heavy Metal |
| wisdom is pure sabbath worship, walpurgis is a nice heavy/thrash, torches a maideny instrum, dont mess bitch a highly repeated heavy riff with witchy rasps and a mighty scream |
| Holy Moses Death Bells |
| dear friends another heavy with sabinas crone rasps and another ensuing venom reference, call of the demon is thrashy sabbath, wisdom of world pure sabbath worship. dunno what demo it was originally on but bursting rest is a cool venomy track |
| Hoobastank The Reason |
| have great energy, highlights in same direction and i can still get into title after hearing it 1000000 times |
| Hooded Menace Lachrymose Monuments of Obscuration |
| decent doom with unfortunate prog sections and semi incongruent deathish tinged bruce fitzhugh sludge vox |
| Hoplites Τρωθησομένη |
| does some cool things with the dissonant tone but ultimately underwhelming |
| Horde Thor Fire |
| not so fun trolly melodeath |
| Horrendous Ecdysis |
| progsworth melodeath and it isnt bad, too bad they ecdysized into something worthless afterwards |
| How to Care for Flowers For a Brief Moment I Felt the Sun’s Warmth… |
| great keys on i but wish it crescendoed into something more, good pemo vox, great melodic riffs n timing, mixing is on point. great groove on ii, but the harsh vox arent rly necessary n the derpcore is a jarring anticlimax. iii good provocation between saccharinity n subject matter, unexpected but welcome deathvox flow seamlessly, tho the sudden transition from that to lofty japanese chanting is awkward and too soon. overall interested in more |
| Hroptatyr Auf zu neuen Ufern |
| poser viking melodeafolk |
| Hulder Embraced by Darkness Mysts |
| p good indie bms |
| Hulder Evil's Incubation |
| too ahrd try evil |
| Hulder Upon Frigid Winds |
| a decent enough track |
| Hulder Vessel of Suffering |
| a mid single release |
| Hypocrisy The Fourth Dimension |
| they start getting melodic and the quality goes way down |
| Hypocrisy Abducted |
| continuation of the dece-bleh mdeath with a lot of slow movers in the 2nd half for some reason |
| Hypocrisy Into the Abyss |
| avg middling mdm |
| Hypocrisy Catch 22 |
| mdm hypoc with a smattering of nude muddly stylistics, doesnt sound that bad but nothing too catchy either |
| Hypocrisy Rest in Pain EP |
| not a bad demo by any means |
| I.M.C. Enter Delirium |
| building upon the ideas set in lethal sunrise this dmy dusty funkfest is a dj conquering listen |
| I.M.C. Lethal Sunrise |
| funky jazzy dusty dm vox'd experior metal |
| Iced Earth Night Of The Stormrider |
| first half is great metal but then they go all alt maideny and its not so fun |
| Iced Earth Dystopia |
| various heapowrock whirligigs |
| Ideas Egység/Oneness |
| hungry maiden symph (hung listened only) |
| Igorrr Hallelujah |
| a classical masterpiece |
| Illvilja As the World Sleeps |
| debut showed some potential, too bad it didnt show up again until his 4th |
| Illvilja Endless Rivers |
| basically graveland x early dimmu. nothing too interesting but some pretty good parts on truth and dark waters is a keeper |
| Illvilja I stormens öga |
| much more middling than his later albums, no highlights just reg atmoblack |
| Illvilja Where No Sorrow Dwells |
| another largely plain modern atmoblack bum with a great track in from |
| Imago Imperii Fate of a King |
| something between entertainingly average and not quite |
| Immolation Immolation |
| a lot better than any lp they would release but even then weak, barebones dm |
| Immortal All Shall Fall |
| title is a party, rest is amazingly produced but just kind of ehh it's pretty good songs |
| Immortal Northern Chaos Gods |
| another solid but unspectacular album from these old timers. maybe if the silly legal dispute didnt occur abbath would have made it stellar. they cant possibly conquer blashyrkh without him |
| Immortal Souls Wintereich |
| a more streamlined ice sculpture nevertheless with highlights in nightfrost and frozen inside |
| Immortal Souls Wintermetal |
| a little too obsessed with snow but first snow 3.5 p epic intro; calm 4 despite the breakdowns; dawn 3.5 does a kind of 1000 eyes riff; trail 2.5 some rly awkward riffs and gets dangerously close to mccore; inverno (2) pretty pointless instru; snowstorm 3.5 some awkward riffs; cold 3.5 also some awk riffs but chorus more than makes up for it, easily best clean track theyve ever done; grave 3 some good riffs but lacks overall; solitude 2 this sucks; title 2 also sucks save the solo |
| Impaled Nazarene Suomi Finland Perkele |
| eclectrical bm based grinds, punks, rocks, n whatever else they feel like cuz fukin PERKELE |
| Impaled Nazarene Tol Cormpt Norz Norz Norz |
| the silly side of black thrash |
| Impaled Nazarene Pro Patria Finlandia |
| some cool ideas but nothing spectacular |
| Impaled Nazarene Motörpenis |
| punky blackened thrashers and covers thus similar THATS RIGHT MUTHERFUCKER! |
| Impending Doom The Serpent Servant |
| this is the only time i'll be giving a derpcore album a 3. they take the generally worthless dcore sound n manage to do sthg with it most of the time. first half is p solid, anything goes n conquerors are fun. get a bunch of stupid crap after that tho, an appealing riff or breakdown here n there. vox are almost dm furthering the generally better quality than ur whitechapel shit, n they keep the spooky atmosphere as on debut, tho a lot of lyrics about as reeted as it gets |
| Imperial Triumphant Goldstar |
| in a world of overinflated dissoderp proscrastinations stands one band that knows how to make the genre fairly interesting instead of just relying on pedal effects |
| Impetigo Horror Of The Zombies |
| they got talent but all the stupid shit and excerpts ruin it |
| Impiety Asateerul Awaleen |
| generic singaporean black metal |
| In Flames The Jester Race |
| moon 4; j dance 2.5; art rain 3; grave 2; hypnos 3; dead 3; title 3.5; flower 3; way 3; god 2.5 |
| In Flames Clayman |
| top heavy classic rocky mdm that falls over after title |
| In Flames Subterranean |
| pretty damn good ep from the olden days, too bad forss didnt do any more with them, forss dead eternity is better than anders |
| In Flames Black-Ash Inheritance |
| decent little showcase of the long dead flames |
| In Flames I, the Mask (Arcade Version) |
| holy shit this is infinitely better than anything they've done in decades. dunno if this or equilibrium's 8 bit renegades is better |
| In Flames Bullet Ride |
| the amazing bullet ride brought down ahrd by ordinary story and esp episode derpderpderp |
| In Hell (BRA) Suffering in Hell |
| plain rocky dm |
| In the Woods... Heart of the Ages Reh 94 |
| a middling dual mlady voxed mild |
| Inanna Converging Ages |
| isnt the worst prog, sticks to straight bm/dm for the most part |
| Inanna Void of Unending Depths |
| moar brutal blackened ahaby dm thats not all that bad |
| Incantation The Infernal Storm |
| eh they get a little tired n release their first bleh |
| Incantation Blasphemy |
| mid album, thanks for making me sort through half an hour of near silence u jackasses |
| Incantation Blasphemous Cremation |
| solid as usual but too much doom, eternal torture is a jam n a half |
| Incantation Entrantment of Evil |
| rough hewn but passable dm giving them traction |
| Incantation Sect of Vile Divinities |
| last 2 tracks are great but the rest is too doomy n mid |
| Incantation Unholy Deification |
| nothing rly special on here, could be age, boredom, motiongsgoing as they have consistently released a bum every 3 years just like the core pokemon games |
| Incantation Ungodly Satanic Death Metal |
| a very raw quiet lofi recording of forsaken mourning with bdm vox |
| Incantation Thieves of the Cloth |
| some fairly deathy incantations |
| Incantation Demo #1 |
| a solid almost albumable demo |
| Incantation Reh.1.3.90 |
| for what can be made out, a pretty good dm demo |
| Incursed Baskavígin |
| on the surface a jubilant spree but largely unsubstantiated |
| Infect (USA-MCH) Face the Infection |
| deathish thrash with screamy weamy vox n its not that great |
| Infected (AUS) Crawlspace |
| a decently cool powdering of deathdust |
| Inferi (USA) The End of an Era |
| a direct spawn of black dahlia yet significantly more metal and dare i say enjoyable, voldemort just does it better |
| Infinity Overture Kingdom of Utopia |
| mild 80s style pow, symphonized |
| Inquisition Anxious Death |
| for fun black/thrash that doesnt sound anything like the sheer crap of their lps |
| Inquisition Obscure Verses for the Multiverse |
| damn he actually sounds decent on this one. an off kilter mellower immortal |
| Inquisition Forever Under |
| inquisition making actual metal but too much prog |
| Insane Clown Posse Jugganauts: The Best of Insane Clown Pos |
| first third or so just great fun offensive as can be party lectryraps, but middle tracks calm it down and mellow th'energy, then randomly tracks with RIFFS, then a series of rnb anecdotal sillies, is this reflective of their discog? does possing (aha!) this officially make me a juggalo? one things for sure these are certified INSANE CLOWNS |
| Insanity Prelude to Apocalypse |
| insanity diminish their legacy by going in a more prog direction amidst rather plain underwhelming deathrashes |
| Insanity Spawn (Rough Mix) |
| modern day insanity is alright, nothing crazy |
| Insomnium Demo '99 |
| decent mdms but nothing amazing |
| Insomnium Ephemeral |
| damn the only actual song is great but it would score higher if it were more ephemeral |
| Insomnium Heart Like a Grave |
| damn an actually bad somnium album. best track was neverlast i guess |
| Insomnium Argent Moon |
| conjurer is good followed by mid tracks ruined by clean vox |
| Insomnium Weather the Storm |
| a great track followed by a pointless instrum |
| Insomnium Songs of the Dusk |
| more watered down sommy. in their old age theyre emphasizing more the sleepy part than the visual aspect of an insomnium |
| Integrity Those Who Fear Tomorrow |
| trv metalcore highlight die ahrd |
| IOSYS ワァオ！ハイパー電波チャン -ARM商業作品集- |
| damn this is some kawaii dance party shit |
| Iron Cross (USA-IL) Church and State |
| a modestly spirited sermon |
| Iron Maiden Somewhere In Time |
| wasted years is my favourite maiden track oat, title is good as well as sea, but then it just goes on to stagnate and i keep asking them to go back to the first half of the album |
| Iron Maiden Iron Maiden |
| alternates between trv metal and prog slog, smartly selected bookends are the main wins |
| Iron Maiden Live At The Rainbow |
| good show |
| Iron Maiden Raising Hell (DVD) |
| mid show, dumb magic act |
| Iron Maiden Maiden Japan (Complete Concert) |
| as much paul di'anno as you can handle |
| James Ferraro Live at Primavera Sound 2012 |
| was pretty great folky techno until the advent of the repeated vocal lines made it suck |
| Jay-Z Reasonable Doubt |
| smooth n generally entertaining throughout |
| Jay-Z and Linkin Park Collision Course |
| pretty good collab tbh |
| Jeff Mills Waveform Transmission Vol.1 |
| fun album |
| Jill Barber Chansons |
| french gatsby style 20s jazz pops and theyre pretty good |
| Joe Hisaishi Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind |
| nausicaa of the valley of the win |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 6 in B♭ major, BWV 1051 |
| pretty motions going for what we call classical. few notable moments, the kind of background music u throw into your film bc u cant afford any copyright, allegro iii gets the most allegro-y tho |
| Johann Sebastian Bach The Well-Tempered Clavier II BWV 870-893 |
| the vast majority of these are quite lethargic and boring, nevertheless a couple small treasures exist in the preludes to 891 and 892 |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Harpsichord Concerto No. 3 in D major, BWV 1054 |
| the incredibly dull adagio brings this down a lot, i. allegro repeats too much |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Christmas Oratorio BWV 248 |
| full on oratorios are the least fun genre of classical, and more so when theyre in german. bach's christmas oratorio is no exception, though no 1 is pretty good |
| Johann Sebastian Bach Wenn wir in höchsten Nöthen sein, BWV 641 |
| a final choral prelude |
| Johann Strauss II Kunstlerleben, Op. 316 |
| a more mild but still pompous work of the strauss |
| Johann Strauss II Fruhlingsstimmen, Op. 410 |
| a frolicsome waltz by the frolicsome waltz master |
| Johann Strauss II Wein, Weib und Gesang, Op. 333 |
| ( ? ?? ?) ( ? ?? ?) ( ? ?? ?) |
| Johann Strauss II Wo die Zitronen bluhen, Op. 364 |
| classic strauss with a touch of lemon |
| Johannes Brahms 21 Hungarian Dances, WoO 1 |
| generally amusing but you're really only here for no. 5 |
| Johannes Brahms Sixteen Waltzes, Op. 39 |
| you come here for no. 15, otherwise general classical |
| Johannes Brahms Haydn Variations, Op. 56a |
| a rather bland variation, perhaps the piano version is better |
| John Fahey Death Chants, Breakdowns and Military Waltzes |
| its alright. feels like we're gonna go billybobby joel sometimes but it never does, actual guitar music |
| Johnny Cash The Fabulous Johnny Cash |
| boomer bouncin |
| Journey Evolution |
| hi cock rockin |
| Journey Frontiers |
| separate ways n edge of the blade shine on an album of mehs to ehs |
| Judas Iscariot The Cold Earth Slept Below |
| a fair enough american bandwagoning |
| Judas Iscariot Distant In Solitary Night |
| a deliberately less varied immortal, stupid preacher final track completely unnecessarily brings this down |
| Judas Iscariot Of Great Eternity |
| of great by the numbers american bm that feels like an eternity, passing wind is woeful agreed |
| Judas Iscariot An Ancient Starry Sky |
| one final 'behold, a bm' album |
| Judas Priest Stained Class |
| jp cement their metal glory with exciter and title amongst general rockins |
| Judas Priest Defenders Of The Faith |
| more metal than any previous but a top heavy album, highlights in jawbreaker and sentinel |
| Judas Priest Painkiller |
| the metal is galvanized and yet songs are weaker than ram it down, highlight in title |
| Judas Priest Screaming For Vengeance |
| electric eye and title excise jps 5th n 6th metal songs, rest righteous 80s rock classics highlight in title |
| Judas Priest Nostradamus |
| jp put on a veritable mrock opera, a fair enough endeavour even if they dont exceed in it, pestilence n plague as well as exiled are pretty epic |
| Jumpin' Jesus The Art of Crucifying |
| some midgood osdm with occasional great moments but nothing too exciting |
| Jungle Rot Skin the Living |
| thrashish bdm thriving then rotting |
| Justice † |
| pretty ahrd n cool lectrix, occasional adolescent vox unnecessary |
| Kaatayra Inpariquipê |
| instrumentally dissos covered in amazon forest |
| Kal-El Astral Voyager Vol.1 |
| ozzy sabbath worship extremo |
| Kalevala (RUS) Кудель белоснежного льна |
| lady dominate folk metal but the songwriting doesnt properly support the talent |
| Kalmah They Will Return |
| Hollow 3.5; Hell 2.5; Principal 2; Human 2.5; Title 3; Kill 2; Blind 2.5; Nation 4.5; Skin 3 a disappointing sequel to swamplord with weak hooks and too many high vox |
| Kalmah Swampsong |
| Heroes 3.5; Burbot 3.5; Cloned 3; Third 2.5; Bird 2; Doubt 2; Tordah 3; Man 3; Moon 3.5; (Suo 2.5) the most butchered of their albums, barely scrapes by as a 3 |
| Kalmah For the Revolution |
| Title 4; Dead 4.5; Holy 2.5; Wings 2; Ready 1; Sky 2; Out 3.5; Coward 2; Slave 3.5 an awkward and pretty horrible sequel to the magnum opus that was black waltz |
| Kalmah Seventh Swamphony |
| Title 3.5; Dead 3; Pike 3; Hollo 2.5; Wind 3.5; Wolves 3; Marten 3.5; Trapper 3.5 pretty silly poppy mdm but still mostly fun |
| Kalmankantaja Demonwoods |
| typical epic length atmoblacks without any real distinction |
| Kalmankantaja Viimeinen Virsi |
| dark modern fi barebones bm |
| Kambrium Angels Don't Kill |
| an epic symphonic version of the classic bodom track but it doesnt rly work |
| Kamelot Epica |
| another mixed bag but better kamelot album. nothing intolerable with highlights in center universe, feast vain, n lost n damned |
| Kamelot The Fourth Legacy |
| holy balls an actually good kamelot album. they still shoot themselves in the feet but not as badly, highlights in title and shadow of uther |
| Kamijo Symphony of the Vampire |
| a fair but not exceptional nipponese vampire dance |
| Kamijo Heart |
| this project started about as cringe as it looks |
| Kampfar Fra Underverdenen |
| slightly atmospheric fickle jaunt bm |
| Kanye West Late Registration |
| great skits again, beats are on point, highlights in drive and and bonus track version of diamonds |
| Karkav From the Call |
| misty enchantical flouting |
| Kat Oddech Wymarłych Światów |
| the fart of extinct quality |
| Kat Bastard |
| a middling progtechthrash record, very much a bastard |
| Kataxu Hunger of Elements |
| hate the crystal clear production. band tries too hard to sound epic and it falls flat. they forget to be trv |
| Katherine Jenkins Sacred Arias |
| beautiful woman, nice voice, but the arrangements ruin much of these classics songs, especially hallelujah, it's played far too quickly |
| Keep of Kalessin Armada |
| an eclecticism of old and new not with much worthwhile collaboration and some unfortunate kataklysm |
| Keep of Kalessin Katharsis |
| everything theyve done before in lesser quality |
| Kelly Clarkson My December |
| solid pop rocks almost evanescency, esp haunted |
| Kerry King From Hell I Rise |
| slayer but not slayer |
| Kerry King Idle Hands |
| thrownback slayer riffs with coincitentional whitechapel reference |
| Keys of Orthanc Dush agh Golnauk |
| was promised summoning, got general synthy mid bm like a lesser dark medieval times |
| Killpower Blood Will Bring Blood |
| a deathrash band trying anyway |
| Kim Petras Spotify Singles |
| hills is a fun ( ?� ?? ?�) track and human is beautiful, better than the original despite only an acoustic backing |
| King Crimson Lizard |
| king lizard and the epic jazzoustic prock blizzard |
| King Diamond Abigail |
| a splurge of midriffs n squealing |
| King Diamond "The Eye" |
| king d haunting your dreams once again |
| King Diamond Voodoo |
| awesome cover, loa house is win, continues the momentum for a while but ends up only mid good |
| King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of... |
| prog mrock dun right. highlights in dragon and 1st half of flamethrower |
| KISS Sonic Boom |
| it only took them 35 years to come out with a consistent album holy shiiiiit |
| Kittie Spit |
| THATS RIGHT I WOULD BE MORE THAN WILLING TO SPIT ON THEIR KITTIES TRY IT OUT CUNNILINGUS HATER MISOGYNIST WHO ONLY THINKS MEN DESERVE HEAD YOU GO BUMP EVERYTHING ELSE YOU CAN SUCK DEEZ NUTZ INSTEAD |
| Knife Heaven Into Dust |
| good energy, dangerously close to lindberg vox that almost ruin it, no track rly goes for the gold save gods in the dark somewhat |
| Koji Kondo The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask OST |
| a lot of reused tracks from oot but cool new ones include clock tower, the clock town day themes, pirates fortress, catch and trail meet again |
| Koji Kondo Super Mario World |
| winners include overworld, fortress, boss battle, valley of bowser (hellz yeah), and the evil king bowser |
| Korpiklaani Tales Along This Road |
| another solid album of folky fun |
| Korpiklaani Voice Of Wilderness |
| where tf is the review for this one?!!? excellent production and generally better songs than debut, but begins to taper in the second half nearly a 3.5 BEER BEER BITCHES |
| Korpiklaani Spirit Of The Forest |
| too many instr tracks and shaman outtakes but they get the strings strummin and nice for a listen |
| Korpiklaani Ukon Wacka |
| some real bangers on here like louhen n vaarinpolkka, groovy korvesta |
| Krabathor Only Our Death Is Welcome |
| a middling as could be album from one of dm's silliest names eponymous folk hero or not |
| Kraken Kraken |
| fairly decent colombian speavy |
| Krallice Dimensional Bleedthrough |
| generally solid but much more linear except monolith |
| Krallice Years Past Matter |
| krallice getn bored cant even be arsed to press more than one key naming these things |
| Kranium Testimonios |
| inca inclings of espanal folk flute doom |
| Kreator Coma of Souls |
| decent thrash album, gets better near the end |
| Kreator Extreme Aggression |
| extreme middession thrash |
| Kreator Violent Revolution |
| quite an average thrash release with random melodies now n then |
| Kreator Gods of Violence |
| first half is great powermetally thrash but then nosedives with embarrassments esp side by side |
| Krisiun AssasiNation |
| moar rumbly (and bouncy) krisiun |
| Krisiun Bloodshed |
| rumbly krisiuns |
| Krisiun Conquerors of Armageddon |
| an album of uniquely tribal but also somewhat annoying dm |
| Krisiun Southern Storm |
| krisiun grumbling so much they begin to fall apart |
| Krisiun The Great Execution |
| krissy's uniquely toned deathrash with nothing too exemplary nevertheless fun for a listen, will to potency and extincao are the more standout tracks |
| Krokus Krokus |
| too much prog formation but a decent jam, great bright sound |
| Kromlek Finis Terrae |
| equilibrium equations and melodic trolling via omnigathering and the earth going out with a rave |
| Kull Singles |
| decent to fill a craving but not very masterful |
| Kult Posłuchaj to do Ciebie (1992 Bonus) |
| cant deny the energy and lyrical prowess, highlights piosenka mlodych and polska |
| Kvelertak Endling |
| well nothing lasts forever |
| L.A. Guns LA Guns |
| classic tudinal metally rock |
| L.A. Guns Cocked & Loaded |
| l.a. gunz are funz, highlight in magdalaine |
| Lacey Sturm Non-Album Singles |
| p good alt procks but nothing exceptional |
| Lady Luna and the Devil Cold October Nights |
| KITTY!!!!!!! pet sematary cover is cute, wife metal, vampire is mid |
| Leaves' Eyes Lovelorn |
| liv kristine is awesome, but the intrumentation often lags behind. highlight in norwegian lovesong tho, that is done just right |
| Leaves' Eyes Vinland Saga |
| first 2/3s is incredibly lethargic and would have earned this a 2.5, but new found land (best track) onward is solid |
| Leaves' Eyes My Destiny |
| bunch of midgoods n more pop rocks |
| Leaves' Eyes Meredead |
| constantly flirts on that good vs great line but never actually crosses over |
| Leaves' Eyes Symphonies Of The Night |
| solid bum without any highlights sadface |
| Leaves' Eyes The Last Viking |
| varangians and ravens are great but the rest is mid af |
| Leaves' Eyes Riders On The Wind |
| great title track, acoustics not giving as much power as they should be but accentuate her voice |
| Leaves' Eyes Chain Of The Golden Horn |
| some rather easygoing but decent pop folks |
| Leaves' Eyes Myths Of Fate |
| forged by fire and realm of dark waves are amazing but rly nothing that touches them after that |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV |
| led zeppelin finally climb out of the mire of inconsistent songwriting to deliver an evenly laid out album getting somewhat metallic on black dog |
| LEDGER LEDGER |
| not dead yet and foreigner shine on an otherwise unstellar ep |
| Lee Aaron Metal Queen |
| starts great with bangers in title and lady of the darkest night, but then meanders to mostly mids with some dece tracks. steal away your love is intense |
| Leeway Born to Expire |
| pseudo anthrax trying to be the fun band but lack the trv spirit |
| Legend (USA) From the Fjords |
| a cool fantasy themed folkeavy record |
| Legion of Death Demo |
| 1 a frosty tune |
| Legion of Death Legion of Death |
| trv deathcore n yea it still sucks |
| Legion of Death Demo Rehearsal '87 |
| 5 YOU AINT NOTHIN BUT A FUCKIN SEWER RAT |
| Legion of the Damned The Poison Chalice |
| first four tracks are absolute shit but then they pick it up with the highlight of behold the beyond and the rest of the album is pretty good mdm. chimes and beheading are also personal picks |
| Les Batards du Nord Racines nordik |
| their best which isnt to say amazing folkalong record thus |
| Les Batards du Nord Levons la corne |
| marching french canadian bastards |
| Les Ramoneurs de Menhirs Breizh Anok |
| decent bagpipe driven folk rock en bretogne oy oy oy!! |
| Les Ramoneurs de Menhirs Amzer an dispac'h |
| bagpipe n bombardon driven folk rock sung in english, french, and breton, tho gwenael gets somewhat annoying at times |
| Lex Talion Sons of Chaos |
| trollomnium incantations by drunk sailors |
| Lex Talion Nightwing |
| moderate effort epicity with a bit of vikening in the manowar cover |
| Lex Talion Funeral in the Forest |
| overdraught epic folk trolling |
| Limbonic Art Legacy of Evil |
| by the numbers blasymph the album |
| Limbonic Art The Ultimate Death Worship |
| the ultimate dimmy worship |
| Limbonic Art Promo Rehearsal '95 |
| eve of midnight is excellent but then it just gets more and more mid, alien noises notwithstanding |
| Limbonic Art Rehearsal 1996 |
| midgood black symphs largely ruined by static |
| Limbonic Art A Dark Star Rising |
| eve of midnight is excellent but then it just gets more and more mid, alien noises notwithstanding midgood black symphs largely ruined by static candles and moon are mid good symphs while mourning mystique is a grand piece of cake |
| Limbonic Art 1996 |
| midgood black symphs largely ruined by static candles and moon are mid good symphs while mourning mystique is a grand piece of cake |
| Limbonic Art 1995-1996 |
| eve of midnight is excellent but then it just gets more and more mid, alien noises notwithstanding midgood black symphs largely ruined by static |
| Lindsey Stirling Warmer in the Winter |
| a christmas album that isnt cringe. most tracks simply sound better than usual on lindsey's violin, with her rendition of carol of the bells an actual masterpiece. still have the untalented singers on some tracks but its w/e for the most part. wander as i wonder is great as well but would have been better without the vocals |
| Lindsey Stirling Duality |
| was hoping for something magical, got motionsgoing lindsey; shes all out of ideas, having serpent featured was a terrible idea as well and walk reduces her instrumentals to witless pop trash (the usual for her guest tracks); a lot of tracks have rehashed callbacks to her previous work, if you only wanted to check out a few tracks then untamed, purpose, and firefly alley are the best |
| Ling Tosite Sigure Just a Moment |
| pretty good melodic overclocked procks |
| Linkin Park Meteora |
| prob the best of alt/nu effects after red and demhunt st, dont stay, faint, habit, n ofc numb hit ahrd |
| Linkin Park Underground 5.0 |
| another good live trax ep |
| Linkin Park In The End: Live & Rare |
| gud tracks |
| Linkin Park Underground 9 |
| pretty cool ep about time |
| Linkin Park A Thousand Suns: Puerta De Alcala |
| another pretty good live ep |
| Linkin Park Linkin Park Underground Eleven |
| cool demos |
| Linkin Park LPU XII |
| good ep of demos of some of their heavier tracks |
| Linkin Park LPUXIV |
| some pretty good demo riffs and a wtf (joke i hope?) version of breaking the habit |
| Linkin Park Underground 3 |
| gud trax |
| Linkin Park LP Underground 15 |
| another pretty good demo ep with most tracks from early on |
| Linkin Park Stagelight Demos |
| some more cool lil demo tracks |
| Liturgy H.A.Q.Q. |
| liturgy u so silly |
| Liv Kristine River of Diamonds |
| leaves eyes with minimal riffs and her name spelled right |
| Living Death Protected from Reality |
| 3 albums in unremarkable somewhat awkward thrash until the joke track eisbein mit sauerkraut |
| Living Death World Neuroses |
| metal licky shout semi thrash mrockies prog is neurosis agreed |
| Living Death Vengeance of Hell |
| godawful vox ruining the otherwise lurid thrash omg shut up |
| Living Sacrifice Death Machine |
| mildly pleasant nu deathrash |
| Lord (FRA) Black Moon Preacher |
| lord's last effort is some plain classic bm with an only ok bathory cover |
| Lord Belial Nocturnal Beast |
| melolblack on a platter |
| Lord Belial The Black Curse |
| another modern lord belial taking it easy |
| Lord Belial Angelgrinder |
| lord belial enters the new millenium with a rather mild offering, scourge of war is pretty |
| Lord Belial The Seal of Belial |
| assorted bm with nothing standout |
| Lord Belial Rapture |
| not a great album by any measure but legion, throne of souls, and infinite darkness and death are fun |
| Lord Belial Unholy Trinity |
| lord belly rolls |
| Lord Wind Forgotten Songs |
| pagan pangs |
| Lord Wind The Forest Is My Kingdom |
| some nice folk instrums with polish lady vox, highlights in chants and pagantiga |
| Loreena McKennitt An Ancient Muse |
| mckennitts unfortunate worst thus but more fairies than not in 2nd half |
| Loreena McKennitt The Book of Secrets |
| lorey returns with fairly pleasant folk dreams |
| Loreena McKennitt The Mask and Mirror |
| lorey's weakest album thus |
| Loreena McKennitt To Drive the Cold Winter Away |
| wonderfully lofty voice but instrumentation is overly minimal |
| Loreena McKennitt Elemental |
| blacksmith sets a precedent for higher lofts that doesnt continue yet overall still fair folk lites |
| Lost Horizon Awakening the World |
| standard pm with a little cheeky tomfoolery |
| Loudblast Frozen Moments Between Life and Death |
| continuing the middling groove thrash with added melodies as well |
| Loudblast Sublime Dementia |
| yea this is ah some kind of dm anyway |
| Loudblast Fragments |
| french groove thrash n it aint that bad |
| Loudblast Planet Pandemonium |
| filler deathrash save the deicidey mindless mankind |
| Lovebites Awakening From Abyss |
| a female less serious galneryus anime metal, while perhaps being everything babymetal wish they could be |
| Ludacris Word Of Mouf |
| love ludacris n his shenanigans |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 9 in D minor, Op. 125 |
| not the best beety but he was deaf n dying so |
| Ludwig van Beethoven "Pathétique" Piano Sonata No. 8 in C minor, Op. 13 |
| actually one of beety's more boring works. if you want your friends to get into classical don't show them this |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Bagatelle No. 25 in A minor "Für Elise", WoO 59 |
| the main bars the world is familiar with are great however the interluding accoutrements leave something to be desired and almost detract from the piece overall |
| Ludwig van Beethoven Rage Over a Lost Penny in G Major, Op. 129 |
| an amusing child-like ditty one cannot possibly detest, along with a gripping chorus |
| Luke Faulkner Vignette |
| has daydreaming and midnight waltz, nothing else too gripping |
| Luke Faulkner Gates of Avar |
| more string led pieces that don't quite reach his solo piano efforts |
| Lyra Lyra |
| voice like a talented gaga x adele, drink me up and the quickwit you the best of it TELL THEM WE WON'T MAKE IT YOU AN' ME GOT NAKED edge of seventeen cover is pretty good |
| Macabre Sinister Slaughter |
| silly willy grindy metals and thus better than most |
| Mace Process of Elimination |
| ahrdcore focused silly crosses |
| Machine Head Unto The Locust |
| dafuq did i just give mh a 3? fuck me i did. title track is pretty good n nice rockin motion throughout |
| Machine Head Bloodstone And Diamonds |
| another 3 for the machine. sounds like a harder flames n im a sucker for classical strings. game over is such a punky jam |
| Machine Head Arrows in Words from the Sky |
| damn this is actually good, prob just raising the stakes for a total thrashcore album again tho |
| Maddoxx Slaughter "86" |
| 2 cool death n roll |
| Maddoxx Circus of Terrorism |
| 1 d beat amateur deathrash goodness |
| Maeotis Avarok gyűrűje |
| moderate melodic blackened trolls |
| Magic Kingdom The Arrival |
| amateur belgian pm, has more than a few nice key arrangements but riffs are merely passable and some vox are yikes |
| Magnum The Eleventh Hour |
| mild but pleasant metallic procks climax to great disaster rules |
| Magnum Chase The Dragon |
| classic epic rock with pleasantly welcome extras. soldier, hour, n earth are win |
| Magnum Kingdom Of Madness |
| progadelic mrocks in a carefree atmosphere |
| Magnum Magnum II |
| magnum releases a 70s pop rock album about as original as its title yet whose qualities cannot be denied |
| Magnum The Last Dance |
| mix of lovely summery procks and mid easygoing filler but DAMMNNNN THAT HOT BLONDE ELF BOOTY N TITS YOU CAN RIDE MY UNICORN ANYTIME |
| Magnum Stronghold |
| mix of lovely summery procks and mid easygoing filler with bonuses that werent rly worth including and no blonde tits n booty elf riding my unicorn : ( |
| Magnum Escape From The Shadow Garden |
| starts feelgood metallic procks that cant be denied but delves into bon jovi type erk before coming back up a bit into average sized magnum |
| Magnum Sacred Blood "Divine" Lies |
| mild slightly magicianal here n there procks |
| Magnum Lost On The Road To Eternity |
| classic mrock with nice symphonic accoutrements highlight in tell me what youve got to say |
| Magnus Scarlet Slaughterer 1992 |
| we tried deathrash with silly highs but another cool cover |
| Magnus I Was Watching My Death |
| has the ability to be something better but never reaches it |
| Magnus Scarlet Slaughterer |
| we tried deathrash with silly highs and a pvre win cover |
| Mago de Oz Mago de Oz |
| jazzy wild spanish folk mrock wizardry |
| Mago de Oz El vals de las almas rotas |
| poppy anime witchfolk |
| Mairo Déjeuner en paix |
| this ones pretty good, didnt know francais could rapper this udre |
| Majestica A Christmas Carol |
| haha jesus christ cuz christmas i get it. but yeah this was fucking weird, but good, but weird, but good, highlights in ghost of christmas past and the joy of christmas |
| Majestica Glory of Christmas |
| a decently spirited chrimassy track |
| Majesty Bestial Vomit + Demo II |
| modern mastered versions and extra tracks, doesnt change the riffs napalm death cover is eh as is extra version of world downfall |
| Majesty Demo II |
| deathy jams |
| Majesty Bestial Vomit |
| bm quality dmish |
| Majesty Of Revival Through Reality |
| unstellar proggy neopow |
| Major Parkinson Valesa - Chapter I: Velvet Prison |
| an almost entirely synthpop more dream birthday massacre with nick cave on vox and assorted other genre mixins, its pretty good overall but also slogs quite a bit |
| Make a Change...Kill Yourself Fri |
| ok the uber long minimal bm atmics getting tired now ok sjaelefred is pretty good |
| Maleficentt Night of the Crimson Stars |
| night of the middest bm |
| Malevolent Creation The Ten Commandments |
| coolest ball cover but the muz doesnt match fairly simple look bro we made an album dm |
| Malevolent Creation Retribution |
| weak vox, mid riffs, only pos is the classic production |
| Malevolent Creation Invidious Dominion |
| the usual scrappy unremarkable deathrash of mc in 2010 |
| Malfet The Snaking Path |
| forest promenade |
| Malfet The Way to Avalon |
| decent dumgums with nothing in particular standing out. bitch runescape music is better than this |
| Malicious Onslaught Brutal Gore |
| a short and malicious onslaught |
| Manegarm Vredens Tid |
| folk blackkings with a lost touch |
| Manegarm Edsvuren |
| more but lesser folky melobleath singalongs |
| Manegarm En Blodvittneskrans |
| folky mrock campfire singalongs |
| Mania (DE) Wizard of the Lost Kingdom |
| gods of fire is an epic paean amongst a short collection of middling heapows |
| Manilla Road Open the Gates |
| a fair compilation of mild epics |
| Manilla Road Crystal Logic |
| riffs are great but what are those indie/psych vox on the first few tracks, highlight in the ram |
| Manilla Road Metal |
| technically |
| Manilla Road Gates of Fire |
| epic empire ballads featuring rawr vox |
| Mannheim Steamroller The Christmas Angel: A Family Story |
| adorned christmas classics carol of the bells is given depth |
| Mannheim Steamroller Yellowstone: The Music of Nature |
| background lofties |
| Manowar The Triumph Of Steel |
| despite the tepid epic at the beginning a nice powvy album highlight in power of thy sword |
| Manowar Fighting The World |
| fun manly ablum |
| Manowar Hail To England |
| gettin more epic but no keepers |
| Manowar Sign Of The Hammer |
| sign of the 80s metal stagnate with questionable 3rd reich-esque imagery |
| Manowar Gods Of War |
| too much hooty flooty shit at the beginning but we get a more epicy manopowrr attempt with a killer track in sleipnir and the climax to odin, of every simplistic metal anthem die for metal is the best |
| Manowar The Lord Of Steel |
| a final easygoing pleasant powvy by the MAN O' WAR |
| Mantas Rehearsal #2 |
| a rly crappy barely audible 2 track reh |
| Mantas Live Tape #1 |
| as much as i love my demos this is pretty unlistenable, save once again evil dead sounding trv with shrieky screams, cool that they did a poison cover even if you cant hear shit |
| Marauder Face the Mirror |
| decentish average playin with tha boyz power mutul that almost goes on too long for me to 3 |
| Marduk Dark Endless |
| avg death metal with hoarse shrieks |
| Marduk Opus Nocturne |
| they have some cool ideas to bring to the bm table but never follow through, and thus leave themselves in the dust compared to everything else coming out in 94 |
| Marduk La Grande Danse Macabre |
| more mid marduk what do you expect |
| Marduk Wormwood |
| typical modern bm, funeral dawn is fun tho |
| Mare Cognitum Luminiferous Aether |
| drony ubiquitous dream |
| Marilyn Manson The Pale Emperor |
| fuck me an actually good manson album |
| Mark Ernestus’ Ndagga Rhythm Force Yermande Mixes |
| this hypnotic beat sounds much better repeated several times without the quranic verses |
| Marrasmieli Between Land And Sky |
| bathory meets dissection, nothing too interesting tho embrace was quite good |
| Marrasmieli Marrasmieli |
| avg modern black folk, nothing to write home about |
| Mass (GER) War Law |
| FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT THE METAL WAR! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT FOR METAL LAW! |
| Massacra Final Holocaust |
| a mild french skirmish |
| Massacre Condemned To The Shadows |
| some middling modern massacres |
| Massacre Official Livetape |
| far too scratchy to properly enjoy and 2nd track is real quiet but is metal |
| Massacre Massacre '86 - Demo Year |
| progresso soup is lolz, aggressor is win, nirest |
| Massacre They Never Die |
| kam still making a decent effort in his old age |
| Massacre Casket Mutilations |
| haunting instrums and some below worthy massacre deafs |
| Massacre Tri-Pocalypse |
| horror themed middling massacres, theyre trying i guess, bonuses are better than anything in the original ep |
| Massacre The Colour Out of Space |
| a not so great single with an out of world cover |
| Master The Spirit Of The West |
| throwing out the initial czechmen for a new pair master creates a middling punky motorheady deathrash thing with some (but not all) terrible lyrics and then...johnny cash |
| Master Follow Your Savior |
| speck flecks |
| Master The New Elite |
| ok speck and the czechs have gotten too comfortable this is just lazy |
| Master An Epiphany Of Hate |
| another plainer punky deathrash with specks signature drunken slur growals |
| Master Command Your Fate - The Demo Collection |
| speck flecks classic speckmann deathrashin raw deathrash in the making danky orders |
| Master Vindictive Miscreant |
| another unremarkable d beat deathrash something |
| Master The Final Word |
| raw deathrash in the making danky orders |
| Master Sword Shadow and Steel |
| practice blind run album |
| Master Sword Epoch |
| the amateur beginnings of the sword with different singers and a lesser but still pretty good version of forsaken tribe |
| Master's Hammer Mantras |
| an eclectametal showcasing the hammer's ever amorphis creations folky dust sprinkled throughout |
| Mayhem Esoteric Warfare |
| a middling meander between chimera and their blogs, neither great nor entirely worthless |
| Mayhem Daemon |
| a culmination of their more straightforward 2000s bm sound, essentially a sequel to chimera without any highlights |
| Mayhem Live in Montreal |
| a decent enough live performance of old mayhem in 2017 unfortunately with attila vox but whatcanyado, he does hold a nice long anguished note in dark past though |
| Mayhem Bad Blood |
| some middling modern bms from their latest ablum |
| Mayhem Black Glass Communion |
| a decent new mayhem |
| Medieval Steel Dark Castle |
| epic heavy revival in 2014 to rival anything from the 80s |
| Medieval Steel War Cry |
| some dece 21st century classic metulz |
| Mega Slaughter Demo 91 |
| an irreplaceable early swedeath demo tho it lets it go bland later on |
| Megadeth Peace Sells... But Who's Buying? |
| peak butt metal with a clincher in last words |
| Megadeth Last Rites |
| last rites is their best track but the other 2 not so much |
| Megaton Sword Blood Hails Steel - Steel Hails Fire |
| sabbath worship to the max but also better than all sabbath save self titled |
| Mekong Delta Mekong Delta |
| starts with great techthrash aplomb but soon delves into scrap metal and a troll tribute sabbath track |
| Melechesh Emissaries |
| listens like a parody of their previous works. the magic has all been poured out of the lamp, and the djinn has left them on their own, sloppily composed motionsgoing middle easterns with light riffs and room temperature vox, an unfortunate modern bm influence |
| Melechesh Mystics of the Pillar II |
| a few decent tracks in their new style with a desert long instrum |
| Melechesh Enki |
| melechesh repent of their sins somewhat with highlights in tempest and outsiders |
| Memories of Old Never Stop Believing |
| promises epic overpowering power with that cover and first full track but wavers straight into airy flounce |
| Mercy (SWE) Witchburner |
| sabbath and candlemass fusions |
| Mercyful Fate Don't Break The Oath |
| overemphasis on diamonds vox instead of accenting them while toning down the guitars makes this sophy a lot weaker than it should have been |
| Messiah Rotten Perish |
| rumbly but wanting deathrash |
| Metal Church Metal Church |
| the church solely responsible for increasing sunday service attendance by 666% during the mid 80s |
| Metalium (DE) State Of Triumph |
| state of balls - ahrd |
| Metallica Master Of Puppets |
| u only come here for battery, title n damage |
| Metallica Some Kind Of Monster |
| actually pretty good, edited version of title is a win |
| Metallica The $5.98 E.P.: Garage Days Re-Revisited |
| diamond head cover is great, others are meh |
| Metallica Creeping Death |
| already by 84 metallica was middling as can be, covers are aight |
| Methadone Skies Enter The Void |
| pretty decent drony asmr rock |
| Methadone Skies Retrofuture Caveman |
| liked it more than i thought i would. typical asmr rock mixed with metallic vibes. infected by friendship is a four star song, enabler is the next best track. |
| Metsatoll IIvakivi |
| unfiltered folk metal experiment merehunt is a dance |
| Metsatoll Terast Mis Hangund Me Hinge 10218 |
| viking yodels |
| MF DOOM Operation: Doomsday |
| mf doom makin a boom takin away my gloom so i can zoom |
| MF DOOM MM.. Food |
| supa limes |
| Mgla With Hearts Toward None |
| typical modern bm until the finale in vii |
| Michael Jackson Bad |
| bad is undeniably good |
| Midgaard Одной дорогой к роду асов |
| -3 average folkking metal with some gremlins until the random lofi bm po zimnim tropam, asa bay cover does not impress |
| Midgaard Начало времён |
| a collection of entirely electricityless folk mouth harp spammed tracks and theyre alright but i wanted VIKING |
| Midnattsol Nordlys |
| gud ablum wo any highlights |
| Midnattsol Where Twilight Dwells |
| lofty but nothing addicting |
| Midnattsol The Metamorphosis Melody |
| another good album without any bangers |
| Midwinter Between Wisdom and Lunacy |
| a greatly meandering melodrama that sifts between cringe hack and worthwhile enough entertainment |
| Minas Morgul Heimkehr |
| plain melosynthy bm unworthy of its epic name |
| Ministry Psalm 69 |
| cool dusty metal |
| Ministry Dark Side of the Spoon |
| a dusty nude bum ;) |
| Ministry The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste |
| ministry of DANCE METAL |
| Ministry Twitch |
| more congruent than with sympathy and yet less fun and more basic where u at now / crash n burn / twitch ii is kinda something tho |
| Ministry With Sympathy |
| new wave dust thats weirdly good but also not highlight in the ultra melodic and undertale like synth work on what he say |
| Minor Threat First Demo Tape |
| minor PUNKS |
| Minor Threat Out of Step |
| minor entertainment |
| Minor Threat In My Eyes |
| less intense more regular punk than self titled |
| Minor Threat Salad Days |
| leafy PUNKS |
| Minor Threat Out of Step Outtakes |
| shouty PUNKS |
| Minotaurus (GER) The Silent Cave |
| alright folkoustics |
| Miseration Tragedy Has Spoken |
| they go for some straight up dm on this one with a few subtle but welcome effects. honestly not bad |
| Misfits Die, Die My Darling |
| IT'S ALIVE! IIIIIITTT'SSS AAAALIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEE!!! PUNKS! |
| Misthyrming Með hamri |
| trad infused bits are great, proggy n krallice type not so much |
| Mistur In Memoriam |
| melobleath elongations |
| Mithotyn Behold The Shields of Gold |
| a shadowy wisp of what would come |
| Mogwai The Hawk Is Howling |
| flugcore is cool, chill thought out instrums but nothing i want to keep |
| Monstrosity In Dark Purity |
| some new vox confirm this as better than anything cc ever did, though of course imperial doom claps them both |
| Moongates Guardian The Last Ship |
| symphonic folky cave creature metal that sounds nothing like summoning |
| Moonlight Haze Lunaris |
| was hoping with a name like that it'd be more epic or doomy/black. unfortunately mere competent but not excellent symph |
| Moonlight Haze The Butterfly Effect |
| butterfly-y tune |
| Moonsorrow Voimasta ja Kunniasta |
| first 3 tracks are win, then they just delve off into some generic folk dream |
| Moonsorrow V: Hävitetty |
| a blackened sommy with little of their magic |
| Moonsorrow Varjoina Kuljemme Kuolleiden Maassa |
| nothing too interesting here but decentish modern bm |
| Moonsorrow Jumalten Aika |
| familiar morrow epicness for the first half hour then mires itself into indistinguishable white noise |
| Moonspell Wolfheart |
| a lot of awkward vox, but good instrumentation even if it doesnt always flow together, trebaruna is a jam |
| Morbid Last Supper... |
| shit vox and lyrics but contains the skills that would evolve into entombed |
| Morbid Angel Formulas Fatal to the Flesh |
| a lot of tracks sound like reworked osdm versions of cc songs, some garbage prog, random atmospheric bullshit, goes on for way too long, but chambers of dis and covenant of death trimmed down for the trv parts go ahrd |
| Morbid Angel Domination |
| first stadium of tracks toned down rocky dm with a silly vocal echo effect on slime, like they listened to immolation and took notes, trey was much better off alone. less so coming to the middle, becoming firmer but not very powerful dms until caesar ruins what is there and right back to the rocky dm |
| Morbid Angel Heretic |
| a more intricate version of gateways but still with the same major flaws plus random paraphernalia fuckery and "meaningful" silence |
| Morbid Angel Laibach Remixes |
| JUST LIKE A SNAKE IM SLITHERIN' lesser versions of a couple tracks off covenant with the silly title remixes even lesser lesser versions |
| Morbid Angel I Am Morbid |
| hi yea is this morbid angel or fking GODFLESH |
| Morbosidad Morbosidad |
| middling us war metal |
| Morcegos Magistral Bigness |
| barely formed deathrashish core |
| Morpheus Descends Ritual of Infinity |
| somewhat dumpy cc like but more talented dm |
| Morrigan Headcult |
| starts excellent viking metal that loses focus halfway through and heads the wrong way |
| Morrigan Plague, Waste and Death |
| vikingy bm but nothing more than an amateur early 2000s product cover of a fine day to die is not very honouring |
| Morrigan Enter the Sea of Flames |
| 2 3 4 8 a cheap bathory knockoff |
| Morrigan Anwynn |
| intermixtal of vigan metal with the first half godawful destroyed by some of the shittiest singing imaginable, gazy black drony spam mess unlike bathory |
| Mors Principium Est ...And Death Said Live |
| avg bleh to decentish mdm sounding like a combination of aild n norther |
| Mortem (Per) Decomposed by Possession |
| dusty peruvian death where are those initial chops |
| Mortician Chainsaw Dismemberment |
| decent grindy deaths |
| Mortician Zombie Apocalypse |
| chunky chugs n blood spurting drums repulsion cover rulz |
| Mortician Hacked Up for Barbecue |
| pretty good fun deathgrinds |
| Mortification Erasing the Goblin |
| mort's best album since scrolls (not anywhere near as good as it but still trv), largely decent deathrash with some all out dm moments, steve sounds like hes got a backbone and the lyrics send demons to hell |
| Mortification The Evil Addiction Destroying Machine |
| easy listening thrash is about right, love the ridiculous over the top cover and title with an epic ripped comic book angel destroying the evils of bloodthirsty alcoholism in a single righteous stomp, and title track is a legit thrashlite jam along with the melodic eternity, steve finally finding a sound that melded with his middle aged man shout |
| Mortification Break the Curse |
| lofi versions of some of the earliest christian and australian deathrash dat bass tho and deicide themselves could never write a more graphic depiction of the crucifixion than butchered mutilation |
| Mortification Noah Sat Down and Listened to the Mortification Li |
| not a bad ep containing the highlights of en ev, interview of a bands journey is always interesting |
| Mortiis The Stargate |
| tries to be more majestic than it is, a lot of lady vox but no hits |
| Mos Def Black on Both Sides |
| hip hops, bip bops, clip clops and RIFFS lmao, one side hairy, one side smooth |
| Motley Crue Too Fast For Love |
| only trv crv, highlights in live wire n show with general bebops thrvout |
| Motorhead Ace Of Spades |
| title rulz and live to win is good too |
| Motorhead Overkill |
| title trv rocks these general motors |
| Motorhead Bastards |
| starts with a slew of great metallic punky rockers, only to absolutely destroy the mood with the unnecessary and intentionally horrible daddy, then proceeding on a train of average motorhead |
| Motorhead Iron Fist |
| motorhead motorin along but again only title puts the pedal to the metal |
| Motorhead Another Perfect Day |
| another motorin rocker |
| Motorhead Orgasmatron |
| punky metallic rockers that have a great feel but the near nonsense lyrics ruin any pragmatics |
| Motorhead Sacrifice |
| mhead incorporate the new groove sound while retaining their classic metally rock highlight in over your shoulder |
| Motorhead Rock 'N' Roll |
| like it says on the tin metallic punky rock n rolls |
| Motorhead The Golden Years |
| motorhead rockin AHRD |
| Motorhead Stand by Your Man |
| wendy's screechy screams combined with mhead's style give title a raving intensity while no class is a spike through the eardrums, meanwhile masterplan mhead'd sounds vastly superior |
| Motorhead St. Valentine's Day Massacre |
| a cool collab ep with girlschool, bomber cover is cute and so is emergency |
| Mountain Realm Grayshadow Ruins |
| decent dung synth project but nothing stand out |
| Mourn in Silence Until the Stars Won't Fall |
| shoddy side dimmu with highly unwelcome prog inflections though severance is fun with its keys |
| Mr. Bungle The Raging Wrath of the Easter Bunny |
| punky dm with their trademark bungle effects. i would say its a shame they left the trv but with those band, album, and song names it was always the plan |
| Mulla مَوْلَى |
| about as basic as it gets save for a few middle easterny riffs |
| Municipal Waste Hazardous Mutation |
| ardcross n it corethrashes pretty ahrd |
| Muse Showbiz |
| this muz is pretty cool |
| Mushroomhead XIII |
| peak nude muddle |
| Mussorgski In Harmony With the Universe |
| a black and dust mishmash with varying quality |
| Mutiilation Hail Satanas We Are The Black Legions |
| rather plain bandwagon bm |
| My Chemical Romance The Black Parade: The B-Sides |
| pretty much a collection of some of their best except heaven |
| My Chemical Romance Like Phantoms, Forever |
| decent punk rockz |
| My Dying Bride Turn Loose the Swans |
| great intro but too doomy and type o neggy bonus shameful heaven better than anything on the album |
| Myrkgrav Vonde auer |
| folkking diddle and a raucous fiddle |
| Myrkur Myrkur |
| th'haunting clean vox are the best part of this passively made blackgaze record |
| Myrkvar Plunder & brand |
| an unusual combination of growlsymphfolkkingtroll |
| Myrkvedr Tvenne korpar |
| average troll metal |
| Mysterial Samhain Mysterium |
| promises entrancing samhain depth but repeats the same monotonous dance for 20 mins no wonder he never did anything else with it |
| Mystic Circle Hexenbrand 1486 |
| candy corny halloween melolblack |
| Mystifier Wicca |
| vox are cartoonishly exaggerated to be eeevvviiillll but it goes with the muz and certainly well put together compared to their demos, still simplistic and barely there though |
| Mythic Mourning in the Winter Solstice |
| simple but effective deathdooms with a standout in the mysteriously deep vocals of dana duffey |
| Mythos Nord Die Rückkehr der Krieger |
| 2 7 8 viking themed german party amalgamate |
| Nachtfalke Hail Victory Teutonia |
| viking baby bathorys with only a smidgen of the talent |
| Naglfar Pariah |
| a plain and regular motionsgoing meloblack this tho |
| Naglfar Harvest |
| ol' nagglyballs delivers another middling but listenable mbm |
| Napalm Death Fear, Emptiness, Despair |
| napalm death go groove n its like, why man, with dm n hc splicings throughout |
| Napalm Death Harmony Corruption |
| rather plain dm |
| Nargaroth Black Metal Ist Krieg (A Dedication Monument) |
| a silly album but theres always seven tears |
| Narnia Awakening |
| lion quaking pm infused with deep magic, at least until the white witch takes over |
| Nas Illmatic |
| solid beats but nothing rly bammin |
| Nas It Was Written |
| lil nas gon' kick yo ASS |
| Nasum Inhale/Exhale |
| GRINDIN' MAH NUTZ!! |
| Nasum Human 2.0 |
| deathgrind 101, soul included |
| Nasum Helvete |
| screemy weemy grooves |
| Nattsmyg The Long Journey |
| autumn fall flutes |
| Nattsmyg Midnattsfesten |
| various incantacarnal rituals |
| Nattsmyg The Long Journey II |
| flutesplorations |
| Nattsmyg The Long Journey III |
| flute key forest walk mysticism |
| Neck Deep The Peace And The Panic |
| pretty good present pop punks with a dash of hardcore |
| Necrodeath Mater of All Evil |
| some weird ass cradle wannabe shit what happened to the death metal |
| Necromantia Promo Tape 1990 |
| ooky spooky but also some legit bm random egg mishmash scramble |
| Necromantic Forces Under The Threshold Of Consciousness |
| it is a serviceable good time but my necromussy is barely moist and i am not seduced |
| Necronomicon (DE2) Invictus |
| generic sodomite german thrash |
| Necrophagia Black Blood Vomitorium |
| a decent enough dm offering but nothing essential |
| Necrophagia WhiteWorm Cathedral |
| deathdust cathedral THE WORD IS NECROPHILIA...THEYRE QUITE NORMAL PEOPLE...JUST WITH DIFFERENT PASSION |
| Necrophagia Harvest Ritual Volume I |
| dusty dead eaters with theremin aplenty |
| Necrophagia Death Is Fun....... |
| what can be heard is rompin thrashy aggression but def not yet death metal |
| Necrophagia Rise from the Crypt |
| more raw hardcore than anything metal |
| Necrophagia Death Is Fun 2023 |
| what can be heard is rompin thrashy aggression but def not yet death metal more raw hardcore than anything metal another screamy thrash mess disgusting some legit screamy dm a lot of vocal experimentation but still in deathrash territory took them a couple more years than their brothers but necrophagia thus achieved trv dm loest fi deathrashing with screams |
| Necrophagia Anthology of Primitive Horror |
| took them a couple more years than their brothers but necrophagia thus achieved trv dm a lot of vocal experimentation but still in deathrash territory some legit screamy dm more raw hardcore than anything metal what can be heard is rompin thrashy aggression but def not yet death metal loest fi deathrashing with screams |
| Necrophagia Goblins Be Thine |
| ambient heavy has its moments 2000s necrophagia |
| Necrophagia Kindred of the Dying Kind |
| decentish boingy b movie dm track |
| Necrophagia Devil Eyes |
| ghoulish cover with trvly gnarly vox |
| Necrophagia Moribundis Grim |
| lmao having his ghost in the background, a posthumous hodgepodge of necrotized offal |
| Necrophagia Ready for Death Demo |
| some legit screamy dm |
| Necrophagia Lives in the Woods |
| title rulz, devil eyes a ghoulish cover with trvly gnarly vox, burning moon a b movie mid |
| Necrophagia Mental Decay |
| sthg resembling a modern dm song anyway |
| Necrophobic Hrimthursum |
| like hypocrisy they go from a trv deathy mdm to a more poppy parody of themselves |
| Necrophobic The Call |
| instead of capitalizing on the great dm band they could have become they decided to throw in silly silly melodies and do melodeaf |
| Necrophobic Pesta |
| a mid mdm and a modern dm self cover |
| Necrophobic Tsar Bomba |
| another modern aggravatingly mid necrophobic release |
| Necrophobic Realm Of Terror [Demo] |
| a neat little one track demo showing early promise |
| Nekrogoblikon Stench |
| corey pirate melodeaf |
| Neurotech Antagonist |
| an alright listen, not very metal but kind of fun effects |
| Neverworld The Other Side of Midnight |
| twinkly gentle stream symph |
| Nifrost Motvind |
| often immortally but bleak melodeath with stitches of prog n hhhhh |
| Nifrost Orkja |
| black all stages of liquid consolidation with nothing subliminal |
| Night Ranger 7 Wishes |
| night ranger fkn rules highlight title |
| Nightmare (FRA) Demo 83 |
| frenchies demo'in ahrd |
| Nightmare Puppy Furtherance |
| this is pretty good, fun experimental sillinesses, highlight in tourniquet |
| Nightwish Wishmaster |
| has some great tracks like she is my sin and crownless but otherwise wavers and ends up on the simply good side |
| Nightwish Bless The Child: The Rarities |
| good little collection of some of nw best, dece, n meh |
| Nightwish Endless Forms Most Beautiful |
| starts horribly boring but then u have elan and hope, title, the sheer win that is alpenglow, and bits of show but tuomas stfu with ur bullshit philosophy no one cares. rest is utter garbage. dont listen to the instrums they show just how empty the instrumentation actually is |
| Nightwish Elan |
| elan is alright i guess |
| Nightwish The Crow, The Owl And The Dove |
| instrum of heart is the best track |
| Nightwish HVMAN. :||: NATVRE. |
| rly just have noise and then a bunch of below avg-goodish tracks and instrumentals |
| Nile In Their Darkened Shrines |
| two successful albums means a bigger budget, and shrines sounds a helluva lot bigger and masterfully produced, but the tracks themselves are about the same quality as debut n sophy |
| Nile Black Seeds of Vengeance |
| a decent follow up with their niche egypto metal |
| Nile Amongst the Catacombs of Nephren-Ka |
| nile gettin it goin with a mix of osdm and tolerable techdeth |
| Nile In The Beginning |
| decent little dm collection from the kephraaaaaaaa |
| Nile Festivals Of Atonement |
| gud egeepteen muzixxx |
| Ninajirachi I Love My Computer |
| nina fucked a porygon (hopefully the smooth 2nd version and not the judas' cradle original) |
| Ninkharsag The Black Swords Of Winter |
| art greater than music meloblack |
| Nirvana Nevermind |
| one of those rare albums that more or less lives up to its fame, fav tracks teen spirit n lounge |
| No Doubt Tragic Kingdom |
| just a girl somewhat annoying earworm, otherwise decent palt rocks with some ska cuz why not, gwen goes ahrd |
| No Mercy (USA) Widespread Bloodshed Love Runs Red |
| better than st anyway |
| no metal in this battle No Metal In This Battle - Wie Kraut Und Rüben |
| another cool postock bum building on all their previous but not as good as debut ep |
| Nocturna (IT) Daughters of the Night |
| it's just frozen crown in more sympho style. i like the high pitched echo effect they use now and again, best tracks are new evil and title |
| Nocturnus The Key |
| another dm classic weakened by prog n little croak vox |
| Nocturnus Nocturnus |
| full on symphodeath from the most iconic progdeath band but heh uninspired shell of their former selves this band is nothing NOTHING without mike |
| Nokturnal Mortum The Taste Of Victory |
| a much more simple, far folkier focused barely bm work, the cancelled wojnar split track steel eagle is significantly better than any of the weltanschauung tracks |
| Nokturnal Mortum Verity |
| nokt's weakest lp thus, bm portion is very light and there's only heaviness in the first half, some highly incongruent and horrible breakdowns in pisnya khuhi, an otherwise great song, well placed and used folk strings but are let down by everything else, a lot of silly vocalizations in the second half and no standouts though z chortom za pozukhoyu and lira the komu vnyz cover (nezemnykh sounds like mes amis lolz) are the best of it |
| Nokturnal Mortum Svitohlyad |
| has the essence of classic noktmort but little of the power |
| Nomans Land Silence |
| generic amalgalandlock |
| Nordanvind Det Som En Gång Varit |
| decentish melodic atmoblacks that dont quite reach the win threshold |
| Norden Walkirie |
| uhhh viking rammstein? |
| Norden Smocze Łodzie |
| a droning viking spectre trying to find his way home |
| Nordic Twilight Nordic Twilight |
| this symph debutante certainly tries but lacks cogency |
| Nordverg Озеро смерти |
| a more polished siffy melodeafolk track |
| Norther Mirror of Madness |
| not as good as their other albums but u do have blackhearted, midnight walker, and the inevitable jam that is unleash hell |
| Norther No Way Back |
| solid ep by the north |
| Norther N |
| certainly the most bipolar of their albums. to separate the gold from the dross u have frozen angel, down, black gold, and always & never |
| Northsong Winter's Dominion: 5th Anniversary |
| more lightly produced weaker versions of previously titled plus extras mid paced melly delly folkem |
| Northsong The Final Journey |
| synthfolk melodeath lengthy journey as promised |
| Northwinds Eternal Winter |
| doom heavy sabbath prock with a highly incongruent winter theme nice flute in under your spell tho |
| Not Fragile Shout to the Master |
| starts promising but ends up generic power metal rip awesome album art |
| Novembers Doom Amid Its Hallowed Mirth |
| decent deathdoom w gothicky attributes |
| Nuclear Death Bride of Insect |
| pretty dece if a bit too underproduced deathrash with sum grind |
| Nuclear Death Welcome to the Minds of the Morbid |
| better than most but has the same issue as its descendants - play fast, get laid, vox rly suck here too |
| Nuclear Death A Symphony of Agony |
| live tracks choke on dong SHE LOVES TO FUCK DEAD ANIMALS bridge riff in shrieking terror is the main riff in the bowser fight of super mario world tho, otherwise bashy bashy mid deathgrinds |
| Numenor The Forgotten Legends |
| decent covers |
| Nunslaughter Ritual of Darkness |
| earliest usbm, mid piece of work |
| Nyktophobia What Lasts Forever |
| cheap melodeath bombast |
| Nyktophobia To The Stars |
| present day synthetic melodeath bombast from the art to the production |
| O.L.D. Old Lady Drivers |
| silly boi blackgrind |
| Oakenshield Lyke Wake Dirge |
| medium heat blackkings with another alright bathory cover |
| Obituary Back from the Dead |
| alright groovy doomy deathrash with some deathrap cuz why not |
| Obituary The End Complete |
| such a painfully average deathdoom album in no way mounting up to cod and rot |
| Obituary Left to Die |
| cute death worshipping ep |
| Obituary Obituary |
| pretty good deathrash from these old timers |
| Obliteration Goat Skull Crown |
| honestly their best work |
| Obliteration Total Fucking Obliteration |
| way better than any of their albums omg |
| Obliveon Nemesis |
| everyday progt'rash |
| Obliveon From This Day Forward |
| a tougher watchtower nevertheless with the same pitfalls polyrhythm chaaaaaaaaarge!! |
| Obscurity Streitmacht |
| lesser to fair melobleath |
| Obscurity Schlachten & Legenden |
| plain melobleath |
| Odhinn The North Brigade |
| dunsynthy brasive bm to viking opera to drunken metal something? |
| Old Man's Child In Defiance of Existence |
| told dan he's wild - he denied his mistress! |
| Omegavortex Black Abomination Spawn |
| flawless production, pretty damn solid and smartly technical unlike every techdeath band ever just doesnt pull me in much |
| Omnium Gatherum Spirits And August Light |
| solid but lackluster debut mostly taken down by shitty shitty at the gates vox, highlights in perfumed garden ( ? ?? ?) and wastrel |
| Omnium Gatherum Stuck Here on Snakes Way |
| a middling album by a band still finding its way (hence being stuck?), though certainly taking a progressive step ahead with the addition of jukka. nothing too impressive but not a completely uninteresting feat either |
| Omnium Gatherum The Redshift |
| the album that put them on the map with jukka pelkonen. some real bangers like nail, shadowkey, and shapes n shades, but also bummers like cham skin (but he says snake skin...?), breaking point, and return. lmaaaoooooo that nail live wtf |
| Omnium Gatherum Steal the Light |
| again solid ep with highlights in wastrel, ammo & lost n found, but the vox keep it from being stellar |
| Omnium Gatherum Slasher |
| disappointing ep, mid songs and maniac cover is just dumb |
| Omnium Gatherum May the Bridges We Burn Light the Way |
| has that omnium expansiveness but not any encapsulators |
| Oneohtrix Point Never Replica |
| not bad, title is v good but album let down by the spam that is child soldier |
| Onslaught Power From Hell |
| super punky moderate thrash nothing exciting |
| Ophthalamia A Journey in Darkness |
| crappy avant garde symphonic dissection |
| Ophthalamia Via Dolorosa |
| storytime metal |
| Origin Antithesis |
| some good songwriting but a genre that throws riffs to the wayside in favour of constant trigger drumming and cheap monotone growling mixed with in-pain screams is never going to be top tier |
| Orion's Reign Carol of the Bells |
| a fair if not out of the box metal rendition |
| Orion's Reign Deck the Halls |
| an empowered rendition |
| Orion's Reign Joy to the World |
| powerful JOY |
| Orna Annon Unreleased Tracks |
| adventurous instrumentals veering from the viking age |
| Oskord Weapon of Hope |
| holy blood lite |
| Outrage (JPN) Raging Out |
| very american sounding spethrash SUMASSHU |
| Outre-Tombe Abysse Mortifère |
| d beating dm that doesnt hold a candle to their previous highlight coupe-gorge |
| Overkill Feel the Fire |
| the happiest thrash ever |
| Overkill Immortalis |
| a better overkill, more engaging songwriting n energy |
| Overkill Ironbound |
| the acdc of thrash step it up again for a generally frantic release |
| Overkill Overkill |
| overkill land in the thrash craze just as they always have - middling as possible with a heavy overcoating |
| Overkill Power in Black |
| the schoolboy energy maideny voyage of the worlds most mediocre thrash band |
| Overkill The Wings of War |
| a better ok release |
| Overkill Scorched |
| four decades of overkill doin the exact same thing - overkilling how mid they are...bag o bones tho, yikes |
| Oxygen Destroyer Bestial Manifestations of Malevolence and Death |
| pretty good dm but weak ass vox a la jeff walker |
| Oz Fire in the Brain |
| ooky spooky classic rockin metal featuring quorthons digits |
| Ozzy Osbourne Blizzard Of Ozz |
| easy going boomer mrocks ozzy style |
| Ozzy Osbourne Ozzmosis |
| a pretty good n balanced ozzy record |
| Ozzy Osbourne Bark At The Moon |
| taking on a classic 80s metal sound more metallic than blozzard mrocks with a pretty decent ballad in so tired |
| Ozzy Osbourne Black Rain |
| sozzy n snozzy highlights 11 silver, countdown n trap door |
| Ozzy Osbourne Scream |
| rozzy rizzy pop mrocks |
| P.O.D. Satellite |
| an alright album. set it off is the only real banger |
| Paladin (USA) Ascension |
| an attempt to mix power n mdeth but its not that great |
| Palantir Chasing a Dream |
| pm that certainly tries but doesnt accomplish |
| Pan-Amerikan Native Front Tecumseh's War |
| moaning guntch spew |
| Pan-Amerikan Native Front Immortal Ceremonies |
| typical modern trem prodded bm |
| Panic! at the Disco Vices & Virtues |
| decent party rock, i always appreciate how these kinds of bands know when to end an album |
| Panychida Haereticalia - The Night Battles |
| dancing paganications and bm |
| Panychida Gabreta Aeterna |
| melodic pagan black thrift |
| Paradise Lost Gothic |
| neither here nor there doomy deathy gothy |
| Paradise Lost Shades Of God |
| angsty sludge doomz |
| Paradise Lost Lost Paradise |
| a decently cool doomy deathdoom album |
| Paris Hilton Paris |
| very wordy but decent pops, good effects and her voice is pretty, cover is beautiful and sexy. oh and lots of sex MY HEART BEATS LIKE A DRUM...WHEN YOU COME ;) |
| Passerby Passerby |
| penholder and broken wings go ahrd |
| Path of Giants Melted Ice on the Coast of Destiny |
| icy wilderness wasteland burying every creature from the meagrest fox to the most stalwart mammoth. rather depressing |
| Pathfinder (USA) Nightfall at Whitehaven Beach |
| pretty good asmr ambient esp the towers and smile is a decent vox inclusive track |
| Pathologist Putrefactive and Cadaverous Odes About Necroticism |
| putrid goregrindin' |
| Pathologist Grinding Opus Of Forensic Medical Problems |
| as mighty as the little beast that is goregrind can be with antti burps |
| Paysage d'Hiver Steineiche |
| THE SPRAWLING BLIZZARDS BEGIN |
| Paysage d'Hiver Schattengang |
| dark wintry smugglings |
| Paysage d'Hiver Die Berge |
| stark dark pine bark |
| Pegazus Pegazus |
| trv rockin australian metal but too many on the ground ballads highlight bastards of war |
| Penny Coffin Τέφρα/Σκελετικό Σκοτάδι |
| decentish deathdoom, dont care for the symbolic worship, vox arent great, production much better on skeletiko too much doom but the tones are pretty nice, jaws is beast |
| Penny Coffin Σκελετικό Σκοτάδι |
| too much doom but the tones are pretty nice, jaws is beast |
| Pentagram (CL) The Malefice |
| unnotable osdm |
| Peste Noire La Sanie des Siècles |
| for all the hubbub just 90s bm revival |
| Peste Noire Folkfuck Folie |
| FOLK FUCK FOR MEEEEE |
| Peste Noire Aryan Supremacy (Demo) |
| friendship is magic |
| Phantom Elite Wasteland |
| another good but not amazing symph band. cover is rather uninviting and reminds me of alice in chains bleh. highlight in sirens call |
| Phuneral Live Caverna 1985 |
| dark punky eclectical earliest incarnation of brazilian black metal |
| Piekielne Wrota Piekielne wrota |
| a polish cacophonic slaw |
| Pillar The Reckoning |
| this actually rocks more than a little bit. everything is the only track worth repeats tho |
| Pimea Metsa Legacy of the Heathen North |
| piece o mid jiggalings |
| Pimea Metsa No Blood, No Glory |
| trolly melobleath stank |
| Pitkan Matkan Forward! |
| 2 7 9 12 13 hackneyed rough melofolketh |
| Pixies Surfer Rosa |
| zany punky altocks featuring where is my mind and titties cementing them eternally |
| Pixies Trompe Le Monde |
| noisy pixies rockin out bb |
| Plasmatics Metal Priestess |
| pretty fun with well done extra effects, absolutely nothing like killers you fking poseur |
| Plutonian Winter Plutonian Winter |
| a short and subtle but largely generic winterscape |
| Poison Open Up and Say... Ahh! |
| trv ahrd rock bb, but nothing worth keeping le sigh |
| Pokolgep Éjszakai bevetés |
| joke spepow with a cool cover |
| Portal Seepia |
| unusually disso'd for 2003 dm with blehmospherics |
| Possessed Revelations of Oblivion |
| a 33 year comeback is quite the venture, album isnt too bad thrash but there could have been more variety in the lyrics than constant rhymes and 54 minutes worth wasnt necessary |
| Power Quest Face The Raven |
| a decent but almost cringe pm ep by the classicaly mid pmers |
| Powerman 5000 Tonight the Stars Revolt |
| quite possibly the best nude muddle album oat, obliterates krooooorrn |
| Primalfrost Lost Elegies |
| of a moderate archaeologist's interest |
| Primitive Graven Image Traversing the Awesome Night |
| competent modern bm but nothing special about it |
| Primordial Imrama |
| not the depthest venture into pagan metal with the folk aspects something that should have been a highlight rather than an afterthought |
| Primordial Dark Romanticism... Sorrow's Bitter Harvest... |
| certainly a darker entrance for the primordial being but merely a foreshadowing of a rather middling harvest, bitter in that it could have perhaps been something more despite the relative lack of blight, a salient ingratitude mayhap yet no one ever jigged upon a grey day |
| Primordial Serpent Ancient Myths And Legends |
| black metal lite but fimbulwinter rulz |
| Primordial Serpent The Winter Warrior |
| general bm mixes not worthy of winter wonder |
| Prince Dre The Prince of Drill: Back Again |
| on point beats keys n synths through all da heats |
| Profanacion Las Cintas Perdidas y Miscellania |
| scraps of old columbian dm ACKACKAKKAAA!! |
| Project SMOK Horizons |
| flutey bliss |
| Protector A Shedding of Skin |
| cc like deathrash paling to their golem days |
| Protector Excessive Outburst of Depravity |
| modestly blackened mid thrash. dirtygoyim i am a thrash god and this isnt worth much at all |
| Purtenance Member of Immortal Damnation |
| somewhat crushing deathdoom with attempts at atmospheric acoustics |
| Putrescent Seepage Dead And Demented |
| pretty sweet bdm, gnarly squeals, love the fuckin cheap ass drums |
| Pyotr Tchaikovsky Symphony No. 5 in E minor, Op. 64 |
| a lot of pomp but next to no substance |
| Pyotr Tchaikovsky The Nutcracker, Op. 71 |
| you know at least 5 movements off by heart, but only march iia is worth hearing with any regularity |
| Pyracanda Two Sides of a Coin |
| unspectacular german thrapow hell awaits - 'cause you have AIDS track sounds wolf spidery |
| Queen Queen |
| when queen was a trv rock band |
| Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime |
| metal queen metrockations |
| Quest Master Lost Songs of Distant Realms: Volume Two |
| not as good as volume i |
| Quest Master The Twelve Castles |
| wonder walls |
| Quest Master The Twelve Temples |
| light crystally dumgums |
| Quest Master Sword & Circuitry |
| fairy dust flair |
| Quo Vadis Demo Premaster |
| some pretty good tracks ruined by sans abris |
| Quo Vadis Obitus |
| pretty decent release too bad there isnt a bit more |
| Rage Prayers Of Steel |
| great spepow guitar tone n tude |
| Ragnarok Psychopathology |
| dom n sub is a tribute to immortal followed by competent but forgetful modern bms |
| Ragnarok Non Debellicata |
| eh another standard modern ragnarok |
| Ragnarok (UK) Domgeorn |
| far more folk than metal, and the metal/redone tracks are very mild compared to their previous |
| Ragnarok (UK) Voluspa |
| going by 2011 remaster, voluspa is a more straight forward metal demo with black and folk elements |
| Rammstein Mutter |
| sonne und ich will are always fun but the rest is decent rockies that u shouldnt ever rly want to hear again unless doing a rammstein discog |
| Rammstein Herzeleid |
| what a debut, highlights in wollt ihr das bett n du riechst |
| Rammstein Reise, Reise |
| rammstein is prob the most balanced rock band ever, highlights in title und mein teil |
| Rammstein Rosenrot |
| usual general rammparty without any highlights |
| Rammstein Liebe Ist Für Alle Da |
| surely the most consistently med band ever, generally good time with no highlights |
| Rammstein Untitled |
| better than their other later albums but not quite in the 3.5 range |
| Rammstein Zeit |
| pretty on par for the ramm, generally good dust rock tunes thrvout, autotune on lugen made me lol, but zick zack is the real winner with that chorus |
| Ramones Ramones |
| blitzkrieg bops |
| Rampage Veil of Mourn |
| unnecessarily progd thrash that flitters between going ahrd n driving over a decades old abandoned outback road |
| Ramses (MEX) Guerreros del metal |
| slight prog amateur mexican heapowspethrash |
| Raskasta Joulua Raskasta Joulua |
| what santa jams on his way to your house |
| Raskasta Joulua Raskaampaa Joulua |
| a hidas palaminen joulua |
| Raskasta Joulua Raskasta Joulua |
| CHRISTMAS MAGIC POWER OI JOULUYO RULES |
| Ratt Out Of The Cellar |
| a fun album but no trv bangers. also what a stupid name, what schmuck ever got a girl going by saying 'lets play some ratt'? |
| Raven Wiped Out |
| nwobym in flight but why are their album covers so lazy and bad |
| Ravencult Force Of Profanation |
| kind of won me over in the end but mostly just passing blackened thrash |
| Razor Shotgun Justice |
| a merely average thrash album without stace mclaren, no screeches and the riffs arent shar |
| Realm Suiciety |
| decent clean voxed techt'rash |
| Realms of Odoric Second Age |
| about as interesting as any score youve ever heard |
| Red (USA) Innocence and Instinct |
| professional production but at the cost of that newband energy. death of me is a rocker but the slow tracks have too many hymnal overtones |
| Red (USA) Not Alone (Performance Tracks) |
| damn actually a pretty good piece without the vox |
| Red (USA) Breathe Into Me EP |
| decent acoustic and slightly shortened reg version of the best track on the bum |
| Regurgitate Carnivorous Erection |
| necrophilic gorgrins |
| Regurgitate Effortless Regurgitation of Bright Red Blood |
| punky goregrindin eternal |
| Regurgitate Concrete Human Torture |
| downtuned deathgrind smash |
| Regurgitate Effortless Regurgitation... The Torture Sessions |
| punky goregrindin eternal downtuned deathgrind smash so... does one with such break out in hives soon after death then or how does this work brains decently scrambled, no iron chef recipe though |
| Regurgitate Corpse Allergy |
| so... does one with such break out in hives soon after death then or how does this work |
| Regurgitate Brainscrambler |
| brains decently scrambled, no iron chef recipe though |
| Regurgitation Tales of Necrophilia |
| gets rly close to corpse worship but is also better than any corpse so |
| ReVamp ReVamp |
| floor sounds a lot like simone here, good symphs but somehow nothing captivating |
| Rexoria Moments of Insanity |
| a rather mid ep by an equally mid band with potential |
| Rexoria The World Unknown |
| damn their 2nd ep better than anything on their albums |
| Rexoria Imperial Dawn |
| hawt power pop |
| Rhapsody of Fire Symphony Of Enchanted Lands II |
| ignoring the lame ass theatrics this is pretty good |
| Rhapsody of Fire Power Of The Dragonflame |
| it make me hap. i fap |
| Rhapsody of Fire Symphony Of Enchanted Lands |
| emerald and wisdom are amazing but then it dips for no good reason, they try to be bach, and otherwise inane instrums and bleh music |
| Rhapsody of Fire Dawn Of Victory |
| their third album is pure generic rhapsody before attaining fire |
| Rhapsody of Fire Dark Wings Of Steel |
| bruh its rhapsody. highlights in tragic flames n tears |
| Rhapsody of Fire The Eighth Mountain |
| generally good bum, level of theatrics is appropriate, highlight in abyss |
| Richard Wagner Lohengrin |
| unless you care about the plot you're only here for the prelude to act iii and treulich gefuhrt |
| Rings of Saturn Lugal Ki En |
| didnt think techy glitchcore would work but this was decently interesting and fun, dips in the middle though |
| Riot Fire Down Under |
| speranza's last album and perhaps that is the reason this is less charming and inspired than their previous 2 despite being faster and heavier and full metal |
| Riot Restless Breed |
| decent mrocks with their new one time singer nothing compelling |
| Riot Born In America |
| another drifting riot album tho gunfighter is decent |
| Riot V Armor Of Light |
| starts amazing by these revived oldies but they overstride and stagnate |
| Rippikoulu Musta Seremonia |
| confession school make some decent death doom, but wish it had a bit more power to it |
| Rippikoulu Mutaation Aiheuttama Sisainen Mataneminen |
| some decently average death doom |
| Rippikoulu Ulvaja |
| pretty mid-good death doom |
| Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture |
| fun poppunks with some silly hc yelping |
| Rites of Spring Rites of Spring |
| the first emo pretty energetic and not so cryey, given what it turned into no wonder they rejected the label |
| Ritual (USA-CA) Soldiers Under Satan's Command |
| simplistic bm hash metals that greatly vary in engagement |
| Robert Hood Internal Empire |
| sparse ring tony ambients, closer chase is a bit more layered spacey dark |
| Robert Miles Dreamland |
| starts encapsulating but quickly meanders into a dying slog |
| Robert Schumann Album for the Young, Op. 68 |
| youre here for no. 10, rest is meh |
| Root Zjevení |
| tormentor inspired czech pseudo black sillinesses |
| Rose Avalon Northern Strengths |
| decent symph metul with highlights in my sad martirdom (sic) and the bagpipes on northern star |
| Rotting Christ Passage To Arcturo |
| even in their earliest days the smell of corpse is only barely hidden |
| Rotting Christ A Dead Poem |
| some easy listening meloblocks highlight in storms |
| Rotting Christ Sleep of the Angels |
| some more mild meloblacks (if you can even call them that its nearly plain mdm by now) by the greeks |
| Rotting Christ Aealo |
| melodic and folky with sakis' signature light rasps, its a better than usual rotting christ alright enough with the haughty bitch preaching |
| Rotting Christ Pro Xristou |
| more mild cultic melodeath of which theyve become accustomed |
| Roy Hargrove Earfood |
| freewheelin jazzins with heavy key assaults |
| Runenthor Wolfshäuter |
| more not as bad but still bad blakking metal |
| Runenthor Runenthor |
| bad blackking metal |
| Running Wild Black Hand Inn |
| largely dece ahrd rock but occasionally sum trv metal like privateer |
| Ryuichi Sakamoto BTTB |
| you come here for opus and aqua, rest is either awkwardly lethargic or lofty but without impact |
| Sabaton Primo Victoria |
| sabby just getting into their niche with highlights in counterstrike n stalingrad |
| Sabaton Attero Dominatus |
| official sabby sophomore pretty avg for them but highlights in title and nuclear attk. bonus cover of fur immers also pretty good n l?nga is nice if u want to hear some swedish |
| Sabaton The Art of War |
| middling album with a highlight in ghost division |
| Sabaton Fist For Fight |
| combination of their first demo and some songs off their first few albums. as such not rly much better or worse, but does feature hellrider, thunderstorm, and easily their best track of their early years (though unreleased until 2010) in birds of war |
| Sabaton Metalizer |
| the album that was supposed to be their debut (dem record company shenanigans) highlights are 7734 and thunderstorm |
| Sabaton Carolus Rex |
| was better in swedish but still a handful of good jams |
| Sabaton Heroes |
| bros whenever u feel down just plug in sabaton and realize u could be epic instead |
| Sabaton Heroes Of The Great War |
| first soldier is a new mid track, bunch of b sides from their latest albums + unkillable soldier |
| Sabbat Envenom |
| japanese blashtals i wonder who they were inspired by |
| Sabbat Evoke |
| like their debut had all the components of an ahrd blakash band but doesnt flesh them out much |
| Sabbat (UK) History of a Time to Come |
| holy thrashin' |
| Sabrina Carpenter Emails I Can't Send |
| fuck me out of every dime pop idol there exists this audacious but classy bombshell actually slays son of a bitch julia michaels is all over this thats why its good, at least until somewhere between tornado warnings and like a boy where it becomes pure dimeond pop |
| Sabrina Carpenter Please Please Please |
| she is a total psychopath and i am here for it |
| Sabrina Carpenter Man's Best Friend |
| another singing dynama with deft playfulness and pristine production though it peters out by house tour |
| Sacramentum The Coming of Chaos |
| quite a step down from debut, has all the ingredients but theyre not proportionate nor mixed very well |
| Sacramentum Thy Black Destiny |
| another album that fails to seek the fortune of their debut, all the elements but no cohesion |
| Sacramentum Finis Malorum |
| sum rather plain tho more trv somberlains |
| Sacred Hades Abiding Hatred |
| pretty good osbm track but fake vox getting annoying |
| Sacred Hades Disturbing Sights |
| weird deathdoom from 92 rerecorded in the present day |
| Sacred Outcry Towers of Gold |
| has some pleasant highs but overall an average album |
| Sacred Warrior Master's Command |
| mid butt metal for jaysus with a random but good mdeth track in the flood |
| Sacrifice Forward to Termination |
| forward to a competent thrash album anyway |
| Sacrifice Apocalypse Inside |
| lanky thrash midscreation inside |
| Sacrilege (UK1) Behind the Realms of Madness |
| generic buzzsaw metal |
| Sacrilege B.C. Party with God |
| they go ahrd but rather plainly so that the party runs down already over halfway through and its byob, where is the gud stuff? |
| Sacrilege B.C. Sacrilege |
| a plain but serviceable trash demo |
| Sacrilegium Jesienne Szepty |
| couple of chill enough kind of cool tracks |
| Sadistik Exekution We Are Death... Fukk You ! |
| all speed and a bit of atmosphere from the instrums, but little art or rock n roll |
| Sadus Out for Blood |
| sadus get more roots thrashy but overall still the usual 90s prog pattern with mid 2000s styles and some random silly bullshit like a bitchass pantera track in down and moaning in crazy |
| Sadus Swallowed in Black |
| they realized they abandoned their roots and became a mid thrash band so they added some prog and it just made them even more mid |
| Sadus A Vision of Misery |
| decent but nothing amazing techy thrash |
| Sadus Elements of Anger |
| another prog thrash thing but now chuggin n chunkin all over the place that poseur pales to the glory of their youth and in general |
| Saidan Jigoku: Spiraling Chasms of Blackst Hell |
| def a punky tryhard tryin ahrd to bm in the today using anime melodies and hashed composition overrelying on disso daddy see im a big boi now prod |
| Saint Vitus Saint Vitus |
| wannabe sabbaths as well as original crushing dooooooom WHITE! MA-GICK! BLACK! MA-GICK! |
| Samael Era One |
| a decent enough industrial album with a much stronger forefront than derriere |
| Samhain (DK) The Courier |
| decent enough but not very riffy dm |
| Samson Before The Storm |
| post brucey aint too bad |
| Sandwell District Feed-Forward |
| chill hypnotic techambs i am somewhat entranced |
| Sangdragon Requiem for Apocalypse |
| blackened symphonic thrash, its not amazing by any means and again steals the heart of later dimmu but has many of its own unique moments its just not especially great. highlight in the first 2 track combo |
| Sangdragon Curse of Desert |
| an alright melobleath track |
| Sangdragon White Dragon |
| an eluveitie type near instrumental medieval folk album, a lot better than the black side anyway |
| Sarcofago Crust |
| a crusty dm samwich |
| Satan Suspended Sentence |
| perhaps a broken neck here n there but most people walking free after this mild execution |
| Satan Life Sentence |
| fair retro metal but nothing exceptional |
| Satan's Host By The Hands of The Devil |
| occasionally alloyed decent heapows |
| Satan's Host The Great American Scapegoat 666 |
| general mishmash metul |
| Satanic Slaughter Banished To The Underworld |
| satanic slaughter once more wreak considerable havoc in the 21st century before being plunged forevermore into the depths of the abysssssssss |
| Satanic Warmaster Fimbulwinter |
| largely plain pizza black with some vargs at the end for good measure |
| Satans Penguins Birds Of Darkness |
| but whatever else you do, DONT FUCK WITH THE PENGUINS!!! |
| Sathanas Armies of Charon |
| tinny but evil blackdeathrash |
| Satyricon Megiddo - Mother North in the Dawn |
| dawn remix sucks, rerec of dark castle isnt great, forhekset live shoddy rec, motorhead cover is lolz |
| Satyricon All Evil |
| rumbly medieval times |
| Savage Steel Begins with a Nightmare |
| diamondy mid thrapows |
| Savatage Hall of the Mountain King |
| enthusiastic heavy mrock to take your girl to |
| Savatage Gutter Ballet |
| decent fresh sounding classic style metulz |
| Savatage Edge of Thorns |
| a variety of different song styles with a highlight in title |
| Saxon Lionheart |
| saxon playin cool in 2004 |
| Saxon Wheels Of Steel |
| too rocky, needs moar metul |
| Saxon Saxon |
| excellent bridge album between ahrd rock and metal |
| Saxon Denim And Leather |
| starts with glorious new wave metal but soon devolves into pure if appreciable butt rock, title still rulz tho |
| Saxon Power And The Glory |
| soft easy listening new wave mrocks |
| Saxon Unleash The Beast |
| saxon practice what they preach as they up the metal in these mrocks highlight in bloodletter |
| Saxon The Inner Sanctum |
| saxon goes ahrder than they have in a long time in the first half but revert to general mrocks by the second |
| Saxon Thunderbolt |
| trv rockers never forget how to rock, n saxon have not |
| Schacke Klub Navsegda |
| airy intro track is kind of pointless but klubnaya tema is FiRe, 3 would be better voxless, zatseny relights the fIrE but not to klubnaya levels |
| Schizo Main Frame Collapse |
| darkened but not far reaching thrash |
| Scourged Flesh Released From Damnation |
| some decent deathrashin goin on, similar to mortification debut |
| Sear Bliss The Arcane Odyssey |
| not much to it, doomy/proggy mdeth with random folk effects now and then, highlight in venomous grace |
| Sear Bliss Glory and Perdition |
| ends up sounding too much like a saggyballs album with trite trumpet hails, latter half gets better but the enthusiasm is already dead by then, some cool key effects and arrangements, sections on a couple tracks sound like gerudo fortress and shadow temple |
| Sear Bliss Heavenly Down |
| sum horny sear bliss in 2024 hehehe not much here tho only a few above par tracks and pretty frills |
| Sear Bliss The Upper World |
| sear miss |
| Secret Stairways Enchantment of the Ring |
| a short mystical journey without a clear destination, tho onward to hy breasail comes close |
| Selefice Where is the Heaven |
| a collection of weak greek melodm to match rotting christ |
| Sentinel Beast Depths of Death |
| middling three doggy thrapow and iron maiden |
| Sepsism Purulent Decomposition |
| cc but with a handful of riffs |
| Septicflesh Mystic Places Of Dawn |
| mid melodeath with some extra synth effects and dissonation |
| Sepultura Arise |
| seppy continues with the groove laden watered down deathrash of beneath the remains but its a notch even lesser |
| Sepultura Beneath The Remains |
| a rather boring followup compared to there debut n soph |
| Sepultura Chaos A.D. |
| mid deathrash wasnt working out so good on them for trying something new even if the quality is about the same or less, in any case hands down best groove metal album ever lmao |
| Sepultura Roots |
| sepultura abandon metal and go full tribal nude naturally doing it better than everyone else |
| Serenity The Last Knight |
| kiddie style pm call to arms the best of it |
| Seth L'Excellence |
| a grand declaration of war type bm with plenty of atmoprog mixed in and decent synth effects |
| Seth Les Blessures De l'Ame |
| lightly synthed more artsy bm without any knockouts |
| Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols |
| punk |
| Sex Pistols Spunk |
| raw PUNK |
| Sgaile Traverse the Bealach |
| melodeth sleep token |
| Shakira ¿Dónde Están los Ladrones? |
| shakira got pipes |
| Shania Twain Come On Over |
| never thought id give a pop album more than a 2.5 but hey this album is legit solid its not 2-3 singles and a lot of fluff it just keeps going for an hour |
| Shield Breaker Rise |
| gremlin average melodic black folk with some summoning tendencies |
| Shinichi Atobe Heat |
| overly repetitive slowbuilds simmering to greater degrees fahrenheit and cooling again but never below critical temperature the key synth on heat 4 is pretty damn sneaky, key chord on bonus gets pretty annoying, each track is well made but seems more like a background to something more in the premix phase |
| Shining (SWE) Lots of Girls Gonna Get Hurt |
| a pretty good cover ep tbh |
| Siegfried Drachenherz |
| german dual vox funsymph |
| SIG:AR:TYR Citadel of Stars |
| mild immortally atmoacoustiblapafolkking amalgamate |
| Sigfadhir Floresta Ancestral |
| semi viking trollathon |
| Simple Plan Get Your Heart On! |
| im so jet jet jet LAGGED |
| Sinister Cross the Styx |
| a down mighty debut that doesnt offer much beyond the dm veneer |
| Sinister Diabolical Summoning |
| plain osdm, vox are mixed too high n the riffs too low |
| Sinister Hate |
| another bleh mid af album |
| Siouxsie and the Banshees Join Hands |
| early cool riffed alt rocks |
| Siouxsie and the Banshees A Kiss in the Dreamhouse |
| pp kisses |
| Siouxsie and the Banshees Juju |
| GOT ME SCREAMIN |
| Sir Lord Baltimore Kingdom Come |
| jiggy runnin wild heavy rockin BALTIMORE |
| Sirannon Annon Morin |
| 1 3 (live) a fairly epic intro and a lowest fi video anyway |
| Sirenia At Sixes And Sevens |
| tries but doesnt quite reach its potential, too simple compositions and clearly no time for refinement, but on the wane is excellent and the violin and flute on manica are mwah |
| Sirenia The Seventh Life Path |
| elixir is amazing, sons of the north could have been so if they hadnt filled half of it with filler and used that cool intro chord progression as a main riff, serpent p good overall. concealed disdain dumb title but still pretty good, silv eye good with editing. tragedienne a close but not quite there dramatic theatre piece that does however have quite the conclusion with that one impressive and piercing note by the lovely ailyn, gets me every time |
| Sirenia 1977 |
| pretty on par for siren, not particularly engaging |
| Six Beer Ángeles caídos |
| 2 3 6 7 9 10 ahrd mexican melodic thrash |
| Six Feet Under Warpath |
| alright round 2 isnt so great |
| Six Feet Under Graveyard Classics |
| I LUV YUUUU!! CUZ IM T!N!T! SMOOOOK ON THE WAH-TUH! LOOK OUT! BE-WARE! fun covers with tnt n ofc league with satan pure win |
| Skadika Frozen Legends |
| amateur crystal key beauty with a beast symph |
| Skaldenmet Blood of Kvasir |
| cheesy troll amalgamate |
| Skalmold Börn Loka |
| one of the weirdest bands. some basic folk strums + shouty clean vox, but also orchestra/chorus and bm arrangements here n there. nothing too great but greipnir and hel are fun |
| Skalmold Vögguvísur Yggdrasils |
| one of those low effort 'by the spirit' kind of folk metal albums thats not very good but has its moments. also lmao @ covering alestorm |
| Skalmold Sorgir |
| skalmold once again the most mid folk band in history |
| Skalmold Ýdalir |
| another minimal folk metal album, typical skalmold |
| Skalnastal Saga |
| mid tempo epic folkalongs |
| Skilfingar Muspellsheimr |
| some skil fingery melodeath |
| Skilfingar War Cry |
| weak vox fillermateur melobdeath |
| Skilfingar Way to Battle |
| wannabe epic deathfolk pyrrhic raid |
| Skillet Alien Youth |
| some pretty competent rock without anything super great |
| Skillet iTunes Session |
| pretty good live renditions with some extra effects of some of their better (and a couple terrible) tracks. most noticeable is the added strings in comatose giving it a bit more weight |
| Skjaldborg Auf Ketten kommt der Tod |
| general mellyblack |
| Skjaldborg Lieder aus vergangenen Tagen |
| folky bm fluff |
| Skjaldborg Krieg liegt mir im Blut |
| folky melolblack |
| Skogfodt A Dead Reckoning |
| TROLL PIRATES |
| Skyclad Jonah's Ark |
| folkk'd up metal... n rap? |
| Skyclad Prince of the Poverty Line |
| metal spiced with folkstruments as promised |
| Skyclad Folkémon |
| thrash raucous pirate party and an electric fiddle |
| Skyfire Mind Revolution |
| what a decline eliminating all black metal aspects in favour of generic pop mdm, still excellent use of keys however with a highlight in colliding in mind |
| Skyfire Spectral |
| another modest success by the fire in the sky, gets a little dt there, some spirit blk dimens here, best track is prob conjuring |
| Skyfire Fractal EP |
| certainly their worst release up to this point, get a little techy n proggy n bore |
| Skyfire Liberation in Death |
| decent skyfire, good keys as usual, nothing spectacular |
| Skyforger Latviešu strēlnieki |
| first half is rather atrocious until the only bangin track in death island, rest is mid goods with some of the worst talentless vox |
| Skyforger Teikas |
| uninspired folkish melodeathish average forgings |
| Skylark (ITA) Divine Gates Part II: Gate of Heaven |
| a lighter, loftier beauty among the clouds |
| Slade Slayed? |
| damn we rockin ahrd in '72 |
| Slania The Spark |
| heavier on the instrumentation than debut, but her singing also isnt as good. more than a little prog and generic riffs ruin it somewhat, but nameless song is a star and subj inhibitions is pretty good despite its faults |
| Slartibartfass Schwarz verhüllt |
| slarty going more black as the title suggests, an amalgam compilation of folk band pretending to be big meanies + random bits of dust |
| Slayer Show No Mercy |
| a venomy discharge of slaying METAL |
| Slechtvalk At Death's Gate |
| a medium and disappointing meloblafolkking regardless of how many classic bands imitated |
| Slipknot (CT) Slipknot |
| will the trv slipknot please stand up? |
| Slytherin A Tale We'll Tell Of What Hath Been... |
| summoning but harry potter...ok |
| Slytherin Tales of Hogsmeade Village |
| about as much effort as the highest leading slytherin student ever put into his/her studies (save snape/voldy perhaps) |
| Snoop Dogg Doggystyle |
| thrusts at half shaft |
| Snot Get Some |
| nice doggy bupbup ;D |
| Snot Strait Up |
| the most wild and varied nude muddle album to ever exist |
| Sodom 'Til Death Do Us Unite |
| a thrash album to get you through in a pinch but nothing excellent |
| Sodom Ausgebombt (Ep) |
| sum punky sodoms n an intense live |
| Sodom A Handful Of Bullets |
| a decent call to genesis xix with an eh venom cover |
| Solarstone Electronic Architecture |
| has some moments but ends up statically boring cd ii stomps ALL OVER i lets dance baby highlights saints and sinners peace breakfast mix minus the dialogue and Solar Energy - Wanna Feel What You Feel (Instrumental) |
| Solefald The Linear Scaffold |
| taking every general bm element and giving it crack, in this case more is less |
| Solstafir Promo Tape September 1997 |
| post mrock folk background music and some skramz |
| Soltur Axe and Bone |
| symphonic forgettable melodeaking piece |
| Soltur Víðarrsága |
| mid melotrolls and a fluffstrumental |
| Sonata Arctica Orientation |
| some trvly b side b sides |
| Sonata Arctica Takatalvi |
| pretty good compilation of a handful of songs n covers |
| Sonata Arctica The Collection |
| not quite what it says on the tin but some hits yeah |
| Sonic Poison Eruption |
| not bad for grind |
| Sons of Crom The Black Tower |
| vikingy meloblack churning before amateur heaving |
| Sons of Crom Victory |
| twilight of the gods level mid viking |
| Sonus Mortis Propaganda Dream Sequence |
| decent doomy meloldeaf, a bit of sommy but not rly, mostly sounds like his previous band valediction, highlight in cyber construct |
| Sonus Mortis War Prophecy |
| mid melodeath/doom with the same amateur effects since valediction. at least it has a real cover and not an awful cartoon |
| Sorcery (US) Till Death Do We Part |
| metallical rocks somewhat worthy of NEKKID WAHMEN, using the bible verses from the demons' perspective is a clever play |
| Sorg (IS) Haf Sem Ber Tímans og Harmanna Farg |
| hoarse heavy jonne metal |
| Sorg (IS) Kveður Norna Kalda Raust |
| minimal folk metal (and not viking) with ghostly old man wisp vox |
| Sorg (IS) Draugar |
| another go at the folkish melodeath o hey and a bit o viking as promised what the hell |
| Sorgelig Sørgelig |
| a short reprise of modernized os mayhem x behemoth x generic bm, nothing wrong with it, nothing special |
| Sorgsvart Landesorg |
| varied viking mild plunder |
| Sororicide The Entity |
| a one off deathdoom from iceland without much to it until the clincher closers |
| Soundgarden Down on the Upside |
| while not a first place prize winner, soundgardens new crossbreed proves a valuable contribution to horticulture |
| Soundtrack (Film) The Great Gatsby (Music from Baz Luhrmann's Film) |
| a suitable modern gatsbian sound track |
| Soundtrack (Film) The Great Gatsby: Music from Baz Luhrmann Deluxe |
| koala crazy love vers is better, she likes BIG parties ;), other little scene clips, no church goes ahrd, orches young n beautiful is fine, gatsby believed is a nice score piece |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door |
| jesus fuck cant even escape after checking that track list. anyway like previous game most tracks go with the game only, but this time its much better produced and grand, tho not rly superior in quality despite. my picks off this epic ost are p peach kidnapped again, bowser king of koopas, here comes king koopa, glitzville is a big win, rawk hawk rock is pure win as well (love the entire glitzville area/chapter), macho grubba, fight gainst mario no dooplis, excess express at day, super koopa bros world 3, storm the x naut fortress is pure win, and big bowser koopa krush is pure win |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade |
| blazing 8 bit bombers that mostly just go with the game |
| Sovengar Drinks and Dragons |
| beware the drunk dragon pirates |
| Spectral Evil Iron Kingdom |
| spooky scary then happy melobleath |
| Spellforest As the Rainfall... |
| ofi black symph, its a decent attempt anyway |
| Squadron Our Time Will Come |
| kickass street rowdy PUNKS until they relax anyway |
| Squadron Our Time Will Come / Take the Sword |
| kickass street rowdy PUNKS until they relax anyway not so energetic PUNKS despite the awesome cover |
| State Faults Resonate/Desperate |
| state faults' best album, greatly melodic with more hc screams than screewee |
| State Faults Clairvoyant |
| pretty good screewee but its hard to listen to a guy who sounds like he's getting punched in the kidney every couple of seconds i feel guilty, closer cemetery lights is the best track |
| State Faults Children of the Moon |
| a not too bad screewee, too much postage but no gospel is pretty sweet at least until the empty air ambient overending |
| Steel Assassin War of the Eight Saints |
| not quite the knight in shining armour but he contributes to the battle anyway |
| Stephane Hirondelle Electro City |
| as the title suggests fun little electro ditties, wish he'd cut some out and make the remainder longer |
| Stevie Wonder Songs in the Key of Life |
| stevie w the wonder indeed, smooth but funky n lively tracks, some mj vibes |
| Stille Volk Hantaoma |
| volk shenanigans |
| Stormbringer Stormbringer |
| sum plain heavies with the pure win that is tales of the white wolf |
| Stormkeep Tales of Othertime |
| eh everything from the cover on is a little boy's imitation of emperor with nodtveidt on vocals |
| Stormlord Mare Nostrum |
| they sacrifice their power and any raw trvness in this streamlined symphy theatre, with an abundance of banal extra effects that add nothing and just waste time, like pointless weak operatic vox. guitar tone is bleak, still wind scream is a standout amongst a storm of overly produced broadways |
| Stormlord Hesperia |
| continues their trend of devolving streamlined symph without any highlights |
| Stormlord Under The Sign Of The Sword |
| some cute raw folk blacks |
| Stormlord Black Knight |
| raw amateur mid tempo dm, a few bros gettin together |
| Stormtroopers of Death Speak English or Die |
| best thrash band ever speaking the trvth |
| Stormwarrior Heading Northe |
| helloween but vikings |
| Stormwarrior Northern Rage |
| a dichotomic album that cant decide whether it wants to be good or not. has bangers like heroic deathe, thy laste fyre, foreign shores, and lindisfarne, but then also throws out a ton of mid shit |
| Stortregn Evocation of Light |
| rather plain modern meloblack |
| Stratovarius Fourth Dimension |
| varius strategy manoeuvres |
| Stratovarius Survive |
| p good but the only track i want to hear again is glory days |
| Stream Of Passion The Flame Within |
| nothing too great but the soar on street spirit cover is nice |
| Street Pharmacy Divorce |
| they dropped the reggae for some straight up pop punk and its not even bad, highlight in stone bricks |
| Streetheart Meanwhile Back In Paris |
| smooth synthy slightly glammy late 70s rock, highlight in the closer just for you |
| Stribling Way supermassive |
| the lofi alt rocks are great. everything else is filler and his voice is rather weak overall |
| String Player Gamer Rebirth |
| not every adaptation is a hit, some things are really random. still the general quality is there, with the instrum to jump up, lon lon ranch, magnet man, and chun li's theme my favourites |
| String Player Gamer Undertale: Strings of Determination Vol. 4 |
| lesser tracks until nightmare and finale |
| String Player Gamer VGM Singles 2015 |
| only the song of healing stands out from a plethora of decents |
| Stuporous Asylum's Lament |
| an amalgamation of classic and modern bm styles, perhaps too divisively so as it all ultimately rings hollow |
| Sturmgewalt Legion der Nacht |
| 7 middling melodic blackking that probably isnt that great given only one track is available |
| Styx Man Of Miracles |
| great energy, the beatles with balls. highlight in southern woman |
| Sudnyy Den' Чёрное пророчество |
| sexy russian witch babe but with only mild compositional talents |
| Suffercation Day of Darkness |
| malaysian overdubbed rawr vox dm with some synthonic touches nothing is either that good or terrible |
| Suffering Souls In Synergy Obscene |
| tries too ahrd mid blasymph |
| Suffocation Reincremated |
| suffy with bad prod |
| Suffocation Suffocation |
| buncha mid-goods with the rerec of repulsion naturally superior |
| Suffocation …Of The Dark Light |
| listenable modern bdeath anyway |
| Suicidal Tendencies Join the Army |
| refined crossover, tho rly all it does is make the thrash easy listening |
| SuidAkrA Caledonia |
| amateur mdm with sum bm n fm vibes |
| SuidAkrA Auld Lang Syne |
| meloblolk mash mess |
| SuidAkrA Echoes of Yore |
| this aesthetic and audible revival does little to elevate |
| Sum 41 All Killer No Filler |
| slightly heavier poppunks that keep rockin |
| Summoning Lost Tales |
| not much to arcenstone but saruman sounds like it would have been an epic journey with more work |
| Summoning Upon The Viking Stallion |
| a haphazard and incantations misspoken ritual resulting in an unwieldy though feeble demon |
| Summoning With Doom We Come |
| and with the one ring destroyed there is little else to tell, the end |
| Summoning The Urilia Text |
| a trvly visceral shrouded in darkness summoning demo |
| Summoning With Doom I Come |
| the doom of a once otherworldly band that is |
| Sunwheel Industry of Death |
| a lesser modern behemoth with amateur keys |
| Super Piano 64 Zelda and Sleep: Instrumentals from Ocarina ofTime |
| songs could have been adapted a lot better but lullaby is good, lon lon is great n my eternafav fairy fountain is near perfect |
| Surturs Lohe Wo einst Elfen tanzten |
| meandering pagan folkking metal out for a light stroll |
| Svitlana Nianio Китиці (Kytytsi) |
| pleasant lofts for the slavic saloon |
| t.A.T.u. 200 km/H In The Wrong Lane |
| pretty excellent lectrypops by the famous roosigirls |
| Tanagra None of This Is Real |
| like the semi gauche cover art hastily slapped together technically passable pm, tho antietam is pretty good despite its emocore tendencies and nothing ending |
| Tankard The Meaning of Life |
| is to THRASH |
| Target (BE) Master Project Genesis |
| typical prog t'rash, almost like overkill in how utterly plain it is |
| Tarja Turunen In The Raw |
| not bad, a less silly nw but also missing the overall attempt at grandiosity (that nw usually fails but at least attempts), best moments on stranger |
| Taylor Davis Melodies of Hyrule |
| a lot of these are quite wanting. not sure of its the elec violin itself or just how she recomposed them with it in mind. regardless gerudo valley is a gem and great fairy fountain is heaven |
| Telperia Light of Telperia |
| a not bad debut featuring some amateur folk power bops with title the most polished |
| Tenebrarum Horror |
| wild dm trying to break through its poor production |
| Tenebrarum The Distortionated Guts of the Idolatry |
| went from no production overblown can only rly hear the vox properly |
| Tenebrarum The Equinox |
| new tracks are mid modern dms, bathory cover is ok |
| Testament Practice What You Preach |
| metallica if they hadnt gone full butt |
| Testament The New Order |
| still trver than metallica but the worship is already stale. nothing that trvly testafies |
| Testament The Formation of Damnation |
| testament is a testament to metallica if they never became buttrockicka |
| Testament Brotherhood of the Snake |
| starts as quite promising thrash but runs its course, still get too metallicky at times |
| Testament Titans of Creation |
| unusually story driven thrash, they sound quite healthy in their middle age and llica sounds are minimal, chuck in particular is ferocious |
| Thanatos Justified Genocide |
| some sorta mishmash of thrash death n prog they dont rly know what they wanna do technically proficient but incoherent a total for the birds album |
| Thanatos Realm of Ecstasy |
| very polished for early 90s dm, and that seems to have been where the greatest efforts were exerted, as while this is sure and trv dm its not especially exciting, and they would go on to ghost the metal world for 8 years. in any case the band was eventually reformed to create the masterpiece that is angelic encounters so it all worked out in the end |
| Thanatos Undead. Unholy. Divine. |
| dont rly know how this happened doesnt sound like same band a very mid mashup of blackened thrash/dm |
| Thanatos Speed Kills |
| a weird raw thrash/death/black demo with experimental effects and acoustic interludes between each song |
| Tharaphita Primeval Force |
| drunk varipagan assaults |
| The All-American Rejects Move Along |
| nothing is that great but everything is pretty listenable so i'll pos |
| The Birthday Massacre Imagica (Demo 2) |
| easily their best release, rougher versions of the early songs that brought them attention |
| The Conquering A Keening for Witches, a Curse to All Tyrants |
| spooky scary melobleath |
| The Conquering Ravenous |
| edgy raven black |
| The Conquering Unburdened |
| a picture worth all the songs WE'LL DRINK ALL YOUR BEER WE'LL GET SHITFACED DRUNK WE DRANK WAY TOO MUCH NOW WE PASS THE FUCK OUT |
| The Crucified The Crucified |
| a veritable crossover rager |
| The Dark Prison Massacre Deformity Of Human Consciousness |
| dirty pig wallowing in mud bdm, the pipa riffs are a nice touch, korn cover is lolz |
| The Exploited Punks Not Dead |
| gud hc punks but the vox are often too weak |
| The Exploited Let's Start a War |
| trv metalcore |
| The Exploited Archive4 |
| classic exploitable PUNKS |
| The Exploited Attack / Alternative |
| attack is w/e alternative however is the pure win forefather to all poppunks |
| The Exploited On Stage |
| wild early 80s hc show |
| The Exploited Dead Cities |
| smooth metally hores |
| The Exploited Dogs of War |
| dogs of CORE |
| The Exploited Exploited Barmy Army |
| metallicky ahrdcore from the beginning believe in anarchy rulz |
| The Exploited Army Life |
| some early ahrdcore with metallic aptitude |
| The Exploited Live and Loud!! |
| loud fukkin PUNKS |
| The Exploited Singles Collection |
| some early ahrdcore with metallic aptitude metallicky ahrdcore from the beginning believe in anarchy rulz dogs of CORE smooth metally hores wild early 80s hc PUNKS punks condoning colonialism weird attack is w/e alternative however is the pure win forefather to all poppunks mid chant track cover exploited AMP UP THE METAL and make one of their best tracks ever in title this more metal than punk ep foreshadowing their later transmogrification what metalcore was always meant to be |
| The Exploited Live Lewd Lust |
| lusty lewd newd PUNKS |
| The Exploited Punk Singles & Rarities 1980-83 |
| decent compendium punks some early ahrdcore with metallic aptitude metallicky ahrdcore from the beginning believe in anarchy rulz apocalyptic PUNKS dogs of CORE smooth metally hores wild early 80s hc PUNKS attack is w/e alternative however is the pure win forefather to all poppunks punks condoning colonialism weird mid chant track cover exploited AMP UP THE METAL and make one of their best tracks ever in title this more metal than punk ep foreshadowing their later transmogrification what metalcore was always meant to be |
| The Exploited Apocalypse Tour 1981 |
| apocalyptic PUNKS |
| The Exploited USA |
| usa is bleh, uk 82 rulz, hey you a romp stomp |
| The Exploited Punks Not Dead 2023 |
| 2023 PUNK STILL AINT DEAD YA WANKAH!!! |
| The Flaming Lips Imagene Peise: Atlas Eets Christmas |
| chill jazzy lofi decently relaxed renditions its pretty good |
| The Griefbearer The Servant |
| this guy releases too many albums to ever create something trvly worthy, nevertheless this is decent lightly toned black/symph/folk with a highlight in sacrifice |
| The Killers Hot Fuss |
| ya got jenny, brightside, somebody, n everything alongside a slew of meh pop punk |
| The Notorious B.I.G. Duets: The Final Chapter |
| sum of biggie's best even if he didnt have much to do on it |
| The Notorious B.I.G. Greatest Hits |
| biggie's best indeed, big poppa is the lennyface |
| The Notorious B.I.G. Rap Phenomenon |
| smooth mix with some unreleased tracks |
| The Obsessed The Obsessed |
| happy sabbath |
| The Obsidian Resurrection As Darkness Falls |
| behemothic bladeasymph and it is about as good as they are in their latter days |
| The Receiving End of Sirens Between the Heart and the Synapse |
| pretty sweet emo/punk/progish/rock album, too long tho |
| The Stooges Raw Power |
| rock n roll with the glee of their namesake |
| The Tragically Hip Up To Here |
| the hip start out well, decent good joikers with lovely vibratto vox |
| The Tragically Hip Day For Night |
| pretty good tth album |
| The Tragically Hip World Container |
| a general good time tbh |
| The Vandals Oi to the World |
| this is a punk christmas album alright, yikes lyrics, sillinesses, sugar plum cover and overture are pretty sweet |
| Theatre Of Tragedy Aégis |
| delicately constructed gothicks of doom but too simple for the length highlight cassandra |
| Theocracy Ghost Ship |
| god rulz power metal at least until they drop the ball halfway through like on mirrors regardless highlight title |
| Thergothon Stream From The Heavens |
| doom gloom dead |
| Therion Lepaca Kliffoth |
| a middling metal opera |
| Therion Of Darkness.... |
| a very mid dm debut foretelling their change in style |
| Therion Leviathan II |
| well produced and done operatic metal but doesnt really perform that entrancingly, nevertheless highlight in the pop hooks of cavern cold as ice |
| Thjodrorir Solstitium |
| pseudo viking generic melotremz band |
| Thor Only The Strong |
| not very thunderous mildly storm cloudy mrocks |
| Thor's Hammer Fidelity Shall Triumph |
| mid tempo easy listening deathy bm |
| Thoraway Navigating Nightfall |
| semi-lame viking-heavy mix, a progless tyr |
| Thorondir Des Wandrers Mär |
| uninteresting melodic troll metal |
| Thorondir Wächter des Waldes |
| high input but ultimately middling white night witcher metal |
| Throne of Anguish Shade of Night |
| nighttime burzums |
| Thrudvangar Siegvaters Maid |
| a fair meloblack |
| Thulcandra Fallen Angel's Dominion |
| dissection fanboys make a middling bm album, best track ofc is the cover of somberlain |
| Thundra Angstens Salt |
| extant melotremulations with unnecessary glazing |
| Thundra Ignored by Fear |
| such a great trollking intro just to fall into a general progsworth bmf mire and then mccore crap wtfffff |
| Thundra Blood of Your Soul |
| pesteringly frail melobleath with some sail chants to pretend vikening |
| Thurnin Menhir |
| first half has a good variety with lovely acoustic melodies and trimmings but it peters out in the second half |
| Thurnin Útiseta |
| wouldve preferred more variety, more use of flute/folk chorus/strings and at least a few more upbeat tunes, still you can chill to it and is guaranteed to get you out of a cortisol fog, highlights in title and saera |
| Thyrfing Hels Vite |
| they go more for a moonsorrow/modern polished bm sound this time. sounds better than their last anyway. sad to say classic thyrfing is all gone tho, highlight in en sista litania |
| Thyrfing Döp Dem I Eld |
| decent modern flackfing. howls a wolf! |
| Tiamat Sumerian Cry |
| real mid dm that has but not nearly enough moments |
| Tiamat The Astral Sleep |
| gothicky mid deaths of doooooooooom |
| Tigertailz Beserk |
| pure party rock highlights in sick sex n love bomb baby |
| Timeghoul 1992-1994 Discography |
| tumultuous good, panaramic bad in many places |
| Timeless Miracle Sir Martin the Dragonslayer |
| happy go lucky track about a horrible evil tragedy gud stuff |
| Timelord Regeneration |
| progpow overdone iron maiden thrash spliced bullshit but they tone it down from cult of the dead onwards and it ends a decent album |
| TNT Tell No Tales |
| mostly softcore hair but everyones a star, northern lights, and title are wins |
| TNT Knights of the New Thunder |
| an on and off meander between hairy spectacle and priesty power |
| Together to the Stars The Fragile Silence |
| mellow dick blackened skramz n it fails just about as much as it succeeds |
| Torchure Beyond the Veil |
| more of a synthy deathdoom a step lower than their demos |
| Torr Chipni o kus dal |
| anally powered lumpy thrash mix |
| Torr Tanec Svatýho Víta |
| dusty thrash heck |
| Toxic Holocaust Hell on Earth |
| rhymy short n stiff jaunt blackover |
| Toxodeth Lo más mórbido de la realidad (Una observación) |
| a haphazard frankenstein of a something metal album |
| Tragul The Hummingbird |
| plain lectrykey symph |
| Trans-Siberian Orchestra Dreams of Fireflies (On a Christmas Night) |
| winter palace is the best track, tso version of winter is ok, rest unnotable coustic light sungs |
| Transmetal Sepelio En El Mar |
| random ripping deathrash |
| Transmetal El Infierno De Dante |
| a not so intense plunge into the depths of hell, fifth circle or so |
| Transmetal Mexico Barbaro |
| cool horizons without anything devastating |
| Transmetal Dante's Inferno |
| english side starts with deathrashy goodness but mellows out to mild punishment |
| Traumatic Voyage Traumatic... |
| traumatically mid performative art blackdeath |
| Trench Hell Alcoholic Disaster |
| alcoholic masterpiece |
| Tribulation The Formulas Of Death |
| one of those experimental bm albums without anything especially pungent |
| Tribulation The Children Of The Night |
| light melodied bm without anything that special |
| Trick or Treat Evil Needs Candy Too |
| tricks and treats aplenty on this more underserious than usual pm album |
| Tristania Tristania |
| sum pretty good symphs |
| Triumph Thunder Seven |
| sky high cock rockin highlight spellbound |
| Trixter Trixter |
| a fun hair metal album with highlights in heart of steel and one in a million |
| Trouble The Skull |
| the DOOM |
| Trouble Psalm 9 |
| DOOMIN n BOOMIN |
| Trvth Trvth Be Told |
| decent instrums/blackgaze, would be good or great with more to it (or less in length) |
| Tryglav Night of Whispering Souls |
| any band that follows at the gates' brand of garbage mdm is sure to faulter, fortunately the tryglav blacken everything somewhat so its not intolerable and even has a highlight in title |
| Tuatha de Danann Trova di Danú |
| a nonchalant folk metal album not nearly as beautiful as its cover with only occasional visits by said lady |
| Tungsten (USA-LA) 183.85 |
| tongue sludge |
| Turbo Kawaleria Szatana |
| turbo take their name more literally and turbocharge their heavy into thrash, but its only slightly greater than their previous |
| Turbo Dorosłe dzieci |
| decently fun folky singalong mrock, highlights in toczy sie and mowili kiedys |
| Turbo Smak Ciszy |
| party rockin poles narodziny demona rulz |
| Turbo Dead End |
| this album sounds like a dead end alright moderately progd midthrash |
| Turbo Awatar |
| turbo trying to keep up with the times with this rocky downtuned nude like groove thrash |
| Twilight Force At the Heart of Wintervale |
| their weakest effort by far, getting bored and running out of ideas. band track isnt nearly as explosive as one would hope, everything else just kind of barely scrapes epicity. not nearly as complex or overwhelming as their other albums, taking a slower, more fillery route. crystal bearer is the worst for that. still generally fun, both knight tracks are easily the best/most traditional twilight force |
| Twilight Force The Sapphire Dragon of Arcane Might Is Back Again |
| track 1 is a beautiful medieval folk version of sapphire dragon, track 2 is just what it says an orchestral version of the epic on their only mid album |
| Twilightning Delirium Veil |
| pvre win portmanteau name title track is classic powerlift but like their namesake flitters between a fairly flashy prenighttime display and a mere flicker in the sky |
| Twin Obscenity Where Light Touches None |
| black metal dominates with viking thrown to the wayside on this middling blackking album |
| Twin Obscenity For Blood, Honour & Soil |
| melobleath symphony and a maiden |
| Twin Obscenity Bloodstone |
| melobleavy grotesqueries |
| Twoyastara of Death Agresywna Kura |
| ALL HAIL CHICKEN METAL!!! |
| Tygers Of Pan Tang Spellbound |
| starts rly cool but ends up midgood avg |
| Tyr Eric The Red |
| is a much more heroic tyr highlight ramond hin unge |
| Tyr By The Light Of The Northern Star |
| an unusually successful album by the prokings |
| Tyranny of Steel Winged Assassins |
| absolutely horrid vox prod but not bad overall |
| Tyrant (USA) Too Late To Pray |
| decent mrocks with nothing super engaging save eve of destruction |
| Tyrant (USA) Legions of the Dead |
| some highs but mostly average metal |
| U.D.O. Animal House |
| heavy rocktal led by udos unique vibrato |
| Uburen Usurp the Throne |
| amalgacringe black metal blendicisms |
| Uburen Frå døden fødes liv |
| antestor et al. sounding mid bm |
| Ulfsark Winter Tales |
| ulfselodeath |
| Ulver Kveldssanger |
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHaaaaaaaahhhhhh! AaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAHaaaaaaaaaaaAHAHAHAHaaaaaaaaaaa...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! |
| Ulver Metamorphosis |
| a shorter sampling of ulver's sudden transition into pure ambient and as such is better than any other latter release |
| Undeath It's Time...To Rise From the Grave |
| first half is largely generic dm but picks up in the second half |
| Undergang Indhentet af Døden |
| too chuggy but a unique eclectic range of dm styles n eras |
| Unleash The Archers Explorers |
| northwest passage is great when it gets going. heartless brings it down |
| Unleash The Archers Abyss |
| poppy lady power serviceable enough but not ear bending by any means tho faster than light is pretty win |
| Unleashed The Utter Dark |
| indeed dark but not very exciting dms |
| Unleashed Shadows in the Deep |
| not so unleashed venom cover or not |
| Unleashed Sworn Allegiance |
| groovy melodic deathrashing unleashed and its not bad I ONLY FUCK THE DEAD! ONLY THE DEAD! PRAISED BE THE FUCKIN LORD!!!! |
| Unleashed And the Laughter Has Died... |
| a coupla gud dms |
| Unleashed Dawn of the Nine |
| unleashed lookin like amon amarth more n more hmm emoji where is your god/now? light melodic riffing, gruff growls |
| Unleashed The Hunt For White Christ |
| another play by play unleashed reheashed |
| Unleashed The Hunt for White Christ (EP & Rarities) |
| some good modern tracks, killer lives, and ancient demos |
| Unleashed No Sign of Life EP |
| mid modern dm trax plus an okay death cover and nice lives |
| Upon Stone Dead Mother Moon |
| another dece band ruined by mediocre vox this is why atg is the worst |
| Uriah Heep Look At Yourself |
| uriah heep party rocks ahrdy with these key driven bangers |
| Urn Soul Destroyers |
| dime blathrash with a haha parody of black metal not urinating on any but the local priest with this |
| Uusitalo Vapaa Muurari Live |
| idk nice lectrybeats cant complain cant sustain |
| Vaakevandring Demo 98/99 |
| raw simple bm singalongs |
| Vaakevandring Vaakevandring |
| eternal peace stars on an otherwise middling ep |
| Vader Reign Forever World |
| original tracks and lives are alright, freezing moon cover sucks all dick |
| Vader The Upcoming Chaos |
| fun but short ep, carnal is a pure dm jam let down by the mids to follow |
| Vader Blood |
| solidish deathrash ep with more than a few fun areas by the one n only ruth vader ginsberg |
| Vader Iron Times |
| parabellum is some ahrdass modern deathrash, prayer is alright, covers pretty good |
| Vader Solitude in Madness |
| one final half hour output of decent dm, better than their last 2 for sure |
| Vader Humanihility |
| yep this is vader |
| Valdrin Throne of the Lunar Soul |
| another one of those pseudo-trv modern bms that does the bare minimum to get the technically bm sound while reducing it into an easy listening mishmash with random effects. even the art draws you in with promised epicity only to view a sullen half assed warrior on a background of reduced baroque uhhh this sounds nothing like moonlight sorcery wtf MOONWIN SORCERWIN OWNS YOUR SKANKY LITTLE BUM PIKA |
| Valhalla (JPN) Memories of Yggdrasil |
| good power riffs but female vox lead it into pure anime theme song metal |
| Valhalla (US) Valhalla |
| fairly entertaining 60s prog rock with an awesome cover betraying the contents as so often happens |
| Van Canto A Storm to Come |
| a cool experiment esp the bass but ah no your voices cant match riffage |
| Van Halen Van Halen |
| van ROCKIN' GIRL you rly got me goin, you got me so i dunno what im doin NOW |
| Van Halen 5150 |
| van hales put out a respectable rock album starring the ubiquitous dreams |
| Van Halen Balance |
| van halens most mature album with tight songwriting and a highlight in cant stop lovin you |
| Vandalis Vandalis |
| argentinian brief funky heapow sword wielding |
| Vanessa-Mae The Violin Player |
| bach is oddly arranged but still mostly good, proceeds pretty good vio pieces until half wayish through where it gets slow and then weird ending in a horrible reggae classical fusion |
| Vanir Aldar Rök |
| synthariffic melodeath with a few catchy licks |
| Vanir The Glorious Dead |
| mid melodeath interspersed with bagpipe flares |
| Vanir Onwards Into Battle |
| weird core intro to folkelodeath and back to core crap wtf |
| Varang Nord Master Of The Forest |
| not very interesting troll pirate metal |
| Varang Nord Pārķiuņa Uomurs |
| inviting but casual dancers and a couple stomping mad troll behemoths |
| Varang Nord Veļi |
| relaxed folkenongs |
| Varang Nord Beer and Vodka |
| vicious drunk trolls want more |
| Varang Nord Syt Pa Seji (8 Bit) |
| dancing tree man |
| Varathron Walpurgisnacht |
| a unique but unnotable bleavy |
| Varyag Lunar |
| misty dark atmo bm with annoying voiceovers |
| Vatican Shadow Death Is Unity With God |
| pretty cool percussion based ambients but naturally 2.5 hrs is an investment |
| Vaultwraith Death Is Proof of Satan's Power |
| kind of a joke band but still hawt riffs in some areas, highlight in devilcraft legit track 100% |
| Vegvisir Сказания времён ушедших |
| the staccato'd tremz give a video game quality and its somwhat annoying before going all out check out my indie bros |
| Vektor Terminal Redux |
| pure fap compared to isolation n esp black future, the few clean vox sections are awful |
| Vemod (NO) Venter pa Stormene |
| some p good modern bms, a burzum, and a mid atmoinstrum |
| Vemod (NO) Vinterilden |
| a decent mix of wintry atmosphere and tremz |
| Vemod (NO) Kringom fjell og skog |
| would be considerably better if u could hear it properly |
| Vengeant Angel's Battle Cry |
| fair ascending lady symph |
| Venom At War with Satan |
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH |
| Venom Hell |
| la rage's debut definitely took its toll as the riffs are unusually lackluster. still straight to hell, the power and the glory, esp fall from grace, title, and evil perfection make it worth listening to, but then its 7 tracks straight of just completely uninspired venom |
| Venom Calm Before the Storm |
| the last early cronos venom featuring metal punk, under a spell, fire, gypsy, and muscle ( ? ?? ?) |
| Venom Tear Your Soul Apart |
| a lesser recording of the wannabe dolan version of teachers pet, crappier versions of 2 cronos era classics, some rightful outtakes from prime evil, and a crappy priest cover thats more so crap because its priest than because its dolan |
| Venom Fallen Angels |
| rather sparse for trv bangers on this modern venom but hammerhead, pedal to the metal and esp hail satanas rulz |
| Venom Venom '96 |
| a rough reunion ep, the rerecs sound like poorly conceived venom covers instead of the original lineup, and evil one is just a sample of their soon to be released worst cronos album |
| Venom Inc. Avé |
| a watered down venomish album featuring crystal mrock/thrash that, like the cronosless albums of the main band, is simply not venom, though thankfully it leans much more towards the prime evil era than the absolute trash that were temples of ice and the wastelands. highlights in forged in hell and metal we bleed |
| Vesania Firefrost Arcanum |
| a more orchestral but awkwardly arranged blasymph like gdow mayhem |
| Vesperian Sorrow Regenesis Creation |
| 2 4 5 7 8 10 a not so well composed blasymph more bombast than substance though title track is pretty good |
| Vicious Rumors Digital Dictator |
| great energy but the songwriting isnt compelling BE NICE TO YOUR MOM AND DAD! DON'T ABUSE! DON'T BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT ON DRUGS - ROCK YOUR BRAINS OUT! BY THE WAY, YOU'RE RUINING YOUR NEEDLE! |
| Vicious Rumors Soldiers Of The Night |
| viciousish powvy metal in fire is the best track |
| Vikingbard Return to Valhalla |
| rly amateur folk metal crass before a fairly competent blackking in black wings over midgard and deceness after |
| Vikki Jackman, Andrew Chalk and Jean-Noel Rebilly A Paper Doll's Whisper of Spring |
| quite pleasant asmr i was legitimately relaxed and sleepy |
| Vince Guaraldi Trio A Charlie Brown Christmas |
| relaxing fireside jazzy renditions + original score with a random but adequate fur elise recording and THAT GODDAMN AWFUL LINUS AND LUCY THEME |
| Vindkaldr Ambient I |
| more typical synthy soundscapes of everything and nothing |
| Vindkaldr Enchantments Of Old Lore |
| more generic ambient than dunsynth, tho soothing |
| Vintersorg Jordpuls |
| a heavier favourfully less prog more folk and some black version of spiral/blur |
| Vintersorg Orkan |
| more progfolk random troll hash with a generic cover tho lilts upwards in the second half |
| Violet Eternal Reload the Violet |
| pretty purple princess power |
| Vision Divine Vision Divine |
| an alright start for a band pursuing the neoclass pm dream, but not any more than that |
| Visions Of Atlantis Trinity |
| nice lite symphs with dual mf vox. back of beyond is prettier than the rest |
| Visions Of Atlantis Cast Away |
| went from raw heartfelts on debut to generally avrg symph. male vox are even worse but pharaoh and lemuria stand out |
| Visions Of Atlantis Wanderers |
| first half esp release and heroes is relaxed happy metal but the effect dwindles as the songs become plainer |
| Visions Of Atlantis Pirates |
| a better voa album with more highs than lows and there she blows, its not entirely pirate metally as the title would suggest and ought to have been culled by 3-4 tracks but edited versions of title, angel, and in my world make good additions |
| Visions Of Atlantis Old Routes - New Waters |
| originals are def much better than these new line up rerecs, tho lovebearing storm still goes p ahrd |
| Visions Of Atlantis Pirates II - Armada |
| ultra light poppy symph catched better than anything nightwish has done in years anyway |
| Volbeat Fallen |
| title is decent, warrior would be good if it didnt sound so silly live, rebel angel is good |
| Volbeat Rewind, Replay, Rebound |
| best album since debut, generally solid with fun tracks in pelvis, rewind, esp die to live, and sorry sack of bones |
| Volbeat Servant of the Mind |
| another pretty solid album, ekur, my girl, devil rage n heaven get groovin. the my girl haters are virgins |
| Volcandra Into the Azure |
| an enhanced, but still very atg, atg |
| VolsungaSaga Skalds of the Northland |
| some not very skilful melodeathking |
| VolsungaSaga Norns Craft |
| not technically bad but annoying to listen to melobladeaking |
| VolsungaSaga Jotunns upon Midgard |
| wannabe never viking mithotyn and generally mellydelly |
| Vomit Rehearsal 24.06.87/Bloodshed |
| 2 from what can be found ahrd nauseating dm |
| Vulcano Who Are the True? |
| who the trv? wvl vvlcano, vat is tu |
| Vulcano Ratrace |
| youd think after 3 albums theyd have sthg more than a mid demo |
| Vulcano Five Skulls and One Chalice |
| lightly fiery thrash |
| Vulcano Drowning in Blood |
| boomin modern VULCANO |
| Vulcano Om Pushne Namah |
| old brazilian classic 'eavy metul |
| W.A.S.P. The Last Command |
| not nearly as good as debut but wild child and blind in texas are win |
| Wadgelmir Endzeit |
| drawn out forest blasymph |
| Wadgelmir Wadgelmir |
| slapped together meloblasymph |
| Walhalla War Over Nordland |
| way to make a proggy earlmid eighties roughscratch in fkn 97 |
| Wanderer Tales Forest Realm |
| short forestial calmers |
| WarCry Donde El Silencio Se Rompió... |
| thought this was classic lady symph as implied by the cover, instead a spanish sausage fest of the same, it was alright |
| Warfare Metal Anarchy |
| raucasionous punk thrash smackers |
| Warlock Triumph And Agony |
| tracks 1-3 are pure win and rule ass but we meander into the plain stay afterwards |
| Warmen Unknown Soldier |
| bodom but the only good parts are the keys. highlight in evil warmen |
| Warmen Here For None |
| in a parallel universe where alexi goes off on his 8 years per album project bodomsun and petri becomes the voice of cob |
| Watain Rabid Death's Curse |
| limb crucifiks is good but rest is dissection tribute/bm tropemasterfest/random 'bm-sounding' shit |
| Watain Opus Diaboli |
| decent show |
| Watchtower Meltdown |
| rush metal |
| Wedrujacy Wiatr Tam, Gdzie Miesiac Oplakuje Swit |
| first half is typical slow krallice, picks up with wedrowiec |
| Wedrujacy Wiatr Zorzysta Staje Ocma |
| more of that synthy drone bm. not too amazing but is decent overall with some folky moments. cool album cover |
| Weird Al Yankovic Off the Deep End |
| weird al is a genius |
| Whispered Metsutan - Songs of the Void |
| after a couple of meagre efforts whispered finally came out with a decent album, highlight in strike |
| Whispered Wrath of Heaven |
| good enough to get a positive rating but nothing much stands out |
| White Skull I Won't Burn Alone |
| plain jane lady pm |
| White Skull Embittered |
| another generic powvy album not much better than debut i dont know about sex is a song alright |
| White Skull Metal Never Rusts |
| modern listenable but a little halloweeny silly skull |
| Wilderun Sleep at the Edge of the Earth |
| amorphis + opeth, thankfully leaning towards the 'morphis side |
| Winter's Edge The Deceivers |
| unawakening tale is fucking beautiful, hardly what i expected from an album with cartoon cover art. the rest however is exactly what i'd expect, and it's mid as can be, if that. unawakening tale though, holy fuck edit: foresee is pretty good too |
| Winterage Nekyia |
| and just like that, mediocrity |
| Winterdome Weltendämmerung |
| narrated growl symph german drama |
| Winterfylleth The Imperious Horizon |
| i mean yea its a good atmoblack cant complain cant sustain, nvm goes on too long and the emperor cover didnt need to happen |
| Winterhorde Nebula |
| a modern bm album with all the associated pomp and circumstance but no substance |
| Wintersun The Forest Seasons |
| lotr length tracks that try too hard to be epic, succeeding somewhat but the epicness is put way far ahead of the music it is supposed to elevate and so you end up with a kind of movie score (in which the visuals are the primary media) made with blastbeats and rawr vox |
| Witchery Dead, Hot and Ready |
| necrophiliac deathrash |
| Witchfinder General Death Penalty |
| nwodoom n it makes a boom of DOOOOOOOOOOM |
| Within Temptation Enter |
| raw n scratchy with a very erotic lennyface cover, tempts debut is an honest but generally unclimatic effort, tho candles is special |
| Within Temptation The Howling |
| mid poppy symphs with a highlight in jillian |
| Within Temptation Restless |
| title track pretty damn good, pearls not so much |
| Wizard Fallen Kings |
| mild barbarian spellcasting highlight let us unite |
| Wizards (BRZ) The Black Knight |
| plain if enthusiastic heapow heroism |
| Wizards of Aldur Castle of Wizardry |
| starter world ventures |
| Wodensthrone Loss |
| wodens blankie |
| Wodensthrone Curse |
| boundful atmoblack that isnt rly used for anything |
| Wolf Spider Kingdom of Paranoia |
| wolf spider severely rev up the prog and it ruins the thrash, building ennui throughout and especially during the extended passages, waiting for sense is almost great |
| Wolf Spider Drifting in the Sullen Sea |
| standard fare and unremarkable techthrash despite the pretty though sombre cover |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Symphony No. 40 in G minor, K. 550 |
| not the zart's most stimulating symphony, but movement i is pleasantly familiar |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart "Jupiter" Symphony No. 41 in C major, K. 551 |
| jupiter is relentlessly praised as one of the most famous of mozart's symphonies, but the reality is his very late works are haphazard without reason and minimally executed, the fact that they were his very last works being the only reason for their fame. likewise only movement iv of jupiter is worth any attention, and even then he had composed far, far greater works before his untimely death |
| Wolfheart Winterborn |
| basic modern heavily nomnium wannabe mdm |
| Wolfheart Shadow World |
| more wannabe nomnium generic melopatheath |
| Wolfnacht Heidentum |
| decent plain bm with some random industrial bits |
| Wolves in the Throne Room Two Hunters |
| a grand orchestra of mostly air |
| Wolves in the Throne Room Black Cascade |
| for a band that prides themselves on bm their own way this is tragically generic |
| Wolves in the Throne Room Celestial Lineage |
| celestial lite dissobleh |
| Wolves of Hate Battle Hymns and War Songs |
| puppies of mid melodeath |
| Won't Bother The Figure - EP |
| sounds like an epic boss battle |
| Won't Bother Galloping Data Waltz |
| what vg is this from? |
| Wormwitch Strike Mortal Soil |
| bm based amalgamate but gets in its own way too much to be coherent |
| WOW WOW Hits 2008 |
| just like it says on the jewel case this is indeed a compilation of christian hits, with highlights in undo, walking her home, esp give it all away, made to love, me n jebus, esp forgiven, esp esp reds breathe into me (which sounds much better in this "screamless" edit ironically enough, smoother, the extra echo effect was unnecessary), esp the anthem stand in the rain (masterful chug drop holy shit), and esp work (masterful alt rock track betrayed by the general meh of the full album [thats what makes it a hit after all]) |
| Wuthering Heights Within |
| amateurly composed getting a hold of the reins neopow |
| X-Mas Project Bangin' Round The X-Mas Tree |
| pure christmassy win |
| Xandria India |
| decent record with mild bangers |
| Xandria Salome - the Seventh Veil |
| decent symph bops with life, sisters, parts of dogs, n on my way standing out |
| Xandria Neverworld's End |
| another mid af album with the only real kicker in euphoria |
| Xandria Sacrificium |
| such a weird mix of good and cringe unlike any album ive ever heard...nevertheless title to stardust are pretty solid, betrayers okay with editing, until the end is pure gold and only near perfect track, red relish is cringy af, temple is the weirdest mix of the aforementioned cringe with generally good sections, others completely forgettable |
| Xandria Fire & Ashes |
| mid af albums mean a mid af ep |
| Xandria Theater of Dimensions |
| another album of mild gems and pure cringe, heart is home to call of destiny are the main bangers, indeed sounding very epica like. dark night is decent, a whole bunch of filler, and then equal parts win and horrible cringe on title track |
| Xasthur Nocturnal Poisoning |
| mystic basement guru incantations |
| Xenomorph Subspecies |
| an even rawer and lighter version of their only lp |
| Xilphide Secretos del viento |
| -segador and over the hills; amateur twinkly hispanic symph |
| xSPONGEXCOREx How Tough Are Yah? |
| holy shit best mccore band ever |
| xSPONGEXCOREx Bikini Bottom Beatdown |
| i swear to god the best mccore band ever |
| Yellowcard Underdog |
| a bigger sound with the production on point but no track is quite the clincher |
| Yellowcard One for the Kids |
| solid punk pops w nice vio now n then but nothing stationary |
| Yellowcard When You're Through Thinking, Say Yes |
| solid album with a lot of almosts |
| Yellowcard Still Standing |
| not a bad ep, gets a little too whiny, highlight in millenium changed |
| Yellowcard Childhood Eyes |
| its alright but no keepers |
| Yes Time and a Word |
| prock crafted with ba level artistry highlight in title chorus |
| Ygg Ygg |
| starts amazing gazy mellowblack but becomes an exhausting journey esp with the puregaze at the end |
| Yiruma First Love |
| river is my heart but the rest do leave something to be desired |
| Ymir's Blood Blood Of The Ice Giant |
| amateur heaving wound |
| Yngwie Malmsteen Rising Force |
| mostly instrumental, good riffs n classical imitation but nothing rly unique or standout. tries to be a symphony too much |
| Yngwie Malmsteen Trilogy |
| operatic bon jovi be like until title |
| Yngwie Malmsteen Marching Out |
| we get more power metally with a highlight in i'll see the light, but still verging on merely good quality |
| Yngwie Malmsteen War To End All Wars |
| a more songwriting focused album but nothing chest bounding, plenty of campbells chicken noodles still tho |
| Yngwie Malmsteen Alchemy |
| a great ramen of yummy noodles and occasional moderate diamonds |
| Yo-Yo Ma and Others The Goat Rodeo Sessions |
| started great with yo mama's g strings flying everywhere and the bluegrass elements fitting in but over time begins to stagnate and ends up at a mild plateau |
| Your Favorite Martian YFM 2011 |
| theyre silly, theyre dumb, and that combined with genuine production makes them better than the majority of the pop/rap etc that they parody. fight to win goes particularly ahrd. YOU AINT SEEN MAH BALLZ |
| YOURMOM RATS |
| great punktal ep, title track is an ahrd highlight |
| Yuka Tsujiyoko Paper Mario GMS (Disc 1 and 2) |
| a lot of tracks rly only go with the actual game, but ones i like on their own include ghost gulping, hang in there peach, climbing the castle (bomb track), sad sun, bowsers rage (bomb), wish of the princess, huffin n puffin (bomb), king of the koopas (bombest track), k64 train ride, petunia under attack, princess in distress, bill blaster go faster, and shy guy riot |
| Zarpa Infierno |
| spaniard thrift metal |
| Zero Degree Surreal world |
| flames worship to the maxxxxx |
| Zero Degree Black Hole Illumination |
| flames worship to the MAX pt 2 |
| Zimmers Hole When You Were Shouting at the Devil... |
| weird jaunty power thrash deaf for the LOLZ WE WERE IN LEAGUE....WITH SAAAAAATAAAAANNN!! hair doesnt grow on steel a legitimately good song |
| Znowhite All Hail to Thee |
| girly spethreavs |
| Zona Abissal Zona Abissal |
| brazilian speed n maiden worship excalibur is pretty sweet |
| Zona Morta Nômades |
| some powery thrash with death vox, not too amazing despite being competently played |
| 2.5 average |
| ...and Oceans O |
| asmr with some sudden intrusions |
| 1914 Eschatology of War |
| some average black doom with too many interludes. glad they changed it afterwards |
| 2H Company Психохирурги |
| hearing slavs rap is alway funny, pretty tight |
| 2Pac All Eyez on Me |
| inevitably a lot of filler on a 2 hour album, but generally the beats/effects are good, and enough jewels exist among the rubble to keep it going. highlights are the powerful life goes on followed by only god can judge me, with special mentions in rather be ya nigga and thug passion |
| 2Pac R U Still Down? (Remember Me) |
| real bangers in wonder if heaven got a ghetto and the funky fake ass bitches. do for love is also damn smooth |
| 3776 序曲 (Jokyoku) |
| HELL YEAH BABY JESUS |
| 3776 歳時記・第二巻 (Saijiki Dai-Ni-Kan) |
| an annoying and then a not so annoying track |
| 50 Cent Power of the Dollar |
| decentish beats with the only standout in title |
| 50 Cent Before I Self Destruct |
| avg azz raps wo highlights |
| 50 Cent 21 Questions |
| soldier is great, title is ehh |
| 50 Cent Still Will (Essential 5 EP) |
| sum club nothings, some eternally famous beats, n just a lil bit o sthg else |
| A Flock of Seagulls The Story of a Young Heart |
| now this one doesnt even have a hit to justify its existence. meanders between mid and kind of good with the best track by far in remember david. a lot of great instrumentation is ruined by random lyrical topics and a lack of inspiration |
| A Flock of Seagulls The Light At The End Of The World |
| first 4 tracks are a good little new wave gauntlet, with burning up and rainfall exemplifying their hot/cold duo into afos' top 10 tracks, but from then on it becomes plainer and plainer until a couple of random karate kid instrumentals at the end |
| A Flock of Seagulls Ascension |
| these, ah, "orchestrations" def do not help either the hits nor the flops |
| A Flock of Seagulls String Theory |
| say you love me is great but the rest are either only mildly elevated or not at all |
| A Flock of Seagulls Modern Love Is Automatic |
| 2 mid tracks and 2 of their worst |
| A Plea for Purging Quick Is The Word; Steady Is The Action |
| wtf this actually kind of good, some dece riffage n a progcore song wtf was not expecting that sounds better than usu mccore somehow. and an 8 bit effect on death wtf is going on |
| Aaron Shust Love Made a Way |
| some decent effects and songwriting on this one, belong is the best n has some grip |
| ABBA Waterloo |
| some weird ass shit mixed with some classics n generic pop rocks |
| ABBA Arrival |
| starts stronger than it finishes |
| ABBA ABBA |
| abba have the weirdest ability to combine good melody n line with utter crap to the point i have a general hate for them yet cant be that mad when actually listening to their music |
| ABBA The Album |
| one of babee's better bums, chance can fuck off though |
| ABBA Waterloo EP |
| an awkward cross between cant stand this shit and nicey enough, rock n roll band is cute tho |
| Abomination Abomination |
| lame weak deathrash despite a maniacal cover |
| Aborted Goremageddon: The Saw and the Carnage... |
| dumbass deathgrind mixed with decent dm |
| Aborted Engineering the Dead |
| this almost got a 1.5 for the first half being crappy bitch deathgrind but then it got decent in the second and im vibin |
| AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap |
| title fking ruuuuuuullllzzzzzz, n ofc big BAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSS, rocker n problem child get close, rest is a big meh |
| AC/DC Flick Of The Switch |
| acey deecy goin ahrd but without any real bangers |
| AC/DC '74 Jailbreak |
| title is great, rest is middling rock |
| AC/DC Powerage |
| yea mild powerage it'll keep you alive if you conserve it but cant do too much with this |
| AC/DC High Voltage |
| long way to the top rulz ass and when the bagpipes come in my god, rock singer is dece, TNT is the greatest rock song oat, and it makes me very sad that i end up having to 2.5 its album due to a lackluster everything else, exchanging rocker and the school days cover for little lover and shes got balls was a terrible mistake |
| AC/DC For Those About To Rock We Salute You |
| completely generic ac/dc. bonnie was prob plenty involved in bib before he died because this has no real spirit |
| AC/DC High Voltage (Australia) |
| ac/dc started their career with a bunch of mids, tho it features their only srs love song in, uh, love song |
| AC/DC Power Up |
| a fair 70s rock album brought up in 2020 |
| AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Australia) |
| original aus version has a cooler cover with a mid track in rip and the pretty good jailbreak from their ep |
| Accept Russian Roulette |
| another mid rock album with no highlights except almost man enough but then wtf way to ruin it with the lyrics |
| Accept Restless And Wild |
| decently rocky but goes on for too long and no standouts except perhaps princess but even then its too weak |
| Accept I'm A Rebel |
| eh just a rock band tryn to be a rock band |
| Accept Objection Overruled |
| yet another mid rock album just accept it, dat solo on this one tho |
| Accept Blood Of The Nations |
| standard accept album in the 21st century |
| Accept Rich & Famous |
| a few decent cept trax |
| Accept Humanoid |
| no classics by any means but a fair enough classic 'eavy mrock bum |
| Acid Bath When the Kite String Pops |
| the vox suck and rides the metal line but iconic sludge album with the creepiest choice of cover highlight in tranquilized |
| Acid Witch Witch House |
| vox get dangerously close to antii, creepy death doom for sho |
| Acid Witch Evil Sound Screamers |
| look out bois they learned how to use synth keys |
| Acid Witch Rot Among Us |
| best album yet with that crystal clear prod n screechy keys, maybe one day they write an album worth spinning every month |
| Ad Infinitum Chapter III - Downfall |
| lots of energy but is largely pure pop without anything very engaging, and naturally adding random cacophonic mccore riffs gets a penalty |
| Adele 21 |
| 21 yo adele finding a lot more interesting things to do with her voice, giving some elegance to the pop genre |
| Adele iTunes Festival: London 2011 |
| quite the funny and down to earth englishwoman but songs still arent as entrancing as theyre meant to be |
| Adramelech Pure Blood Doom |
| another weak 'dm' album with all the worst influences of 90s metal at large |
| Adrenalin O.D. Ishtar |
| adrenalin hangover, the boys went too ahrdcore and only ahd poppunks left in the tank |
| Aeon Gods King of Gods |
| basic power thrown in a dish, embarrassing |
| Aerosmith Aerosmith |
| not bad, a fair amount of rocker's spirit |
| Aerosmith Draw The Line |
| another actually decent rockin smiff who knew |
| Aerosmith Vacation Club |
| alt mixes dont rly change them much, cant find dude dude sadge |
| Aerosmith European Tour '76 |
| dream on and home tonight are alright, others bleh with sweet emotion needing a good FUCK OFF AD |
| Aerosmith Dude (Looks Like A Lady) |
| dude is iconic, simoriah take it or leave it, once is enough fair but then fking annoying, the movie meh instrum |
| Aerosmith A Big Ten Inch Record |
| rats is rats, big ol' thighs is a big ol' jam hehe session |
| Aftermath Eyes of Tomorrow |
| janky progtechthrash making sure you get your years worth of jangles |
| Agalloch Faustian Echoes |
| good white noise anyway |
| Agalloch Promo 1998 |
| rawer and better versions of the famous lite blafolky metal |
| Agathodaimon Serpent's Embrace |
| uhh half decent melolblack half sadboi/grrl indie folk what is going on |
| Agnostic Front Get Loud! |
| thrashish groovcore ruined by nude vox |
| Agoraphobic Nosebleed Honky Reduction |
| short and to the point wish the tracks went on longer |
| Agoraphobic Nosebleed Agorapocalypse |
| production too clean for grind, too many cleans, girl cant rly scream, too much 'core in the grindcore |
| Agoraphobic Nosebleed PCP Torpedo |
| a more appreciable dmy grind well executed |
| Ahab The Call of the Wretched Sea |
| dece fundoom but they let it go on too long without much more interesting. dat sperm tho |
| Ahab The Boats of the Glen Carrig |
| better than their last 2 anyway |
| Ahab The Coral Tombs |
| sea desert is great but overall too doomy |
| Air Supply The Whole Thing's Started |
| pretty chill not bad soft rocks |
| Air Supply Now and Forever |
| having nights and lonely make this better than most of their albums |
| Air Supply The Christmas Album |
| pretty decent for a christmas album |
| Air Supply The Best of Air Supply: Ones That You Love |
| indeed their best |
| Air Supply Ultimate Air Supply |
| ultimate agreed |
| Akercocke Rape of the Bastard Nazerene |
| aching cock |
| Akercocke The Goat of Mendes |
| aching tits |
| Akercocke Choronzon |
| blatantly incorrect ritual summoning sequence - your bloodline shall be cursed for 2000 millennia ok a fair demon beast at the end shave off a few centuries |
| Al-Namrood Ana Al Tughian |
| decent but not amazing araby tunes |
| Al-Namrood Diaji Al Joor |
| first disappointing rood, a lot of meh clean vox and next to no metal |
| Al-Namrood Worship the Degenerate |
| decent araby tunes but nothing too promising |
| Alberich NATO-Uniformen |
| rly not bad ambelectrix with a military theme, but 4 hrs brah rly? |
| Alcest Écailles De Lune |
| needs more metal. gets too drony at times, i want to dream not fall asleep |
| Alcest Le Secret (2011 Version) |
| not as good as orig |
| Alcest Kodama |
| ah, il y a le metal |
| Alcest Sapphire (Perturbator Version) |
| mehcest |
| Alestorm Black Sails at Midnight |
| most of the fun of this is ruined by bowes absolutely talentless voice, keelhauled is solid tho |
| Alestorm Back Through Time |
| actually impressed with some trv metal bits on this on title and terrorsquid, the power of outsource money bb. still shipwrecked and rum are the only tracks to rly bother with, the rest are about as momentary as the thousands of tiktoks you've watched |
| Alestorm Curse of the Crystal Coconut |
| classics tunes like TREASURE CHEST PARTY QUEST, SHIT BOAT, and PIRATE METAL DRINKING CREW. what's this, some ACTUAL METAL on WOODEN LEG PART 2 (THE WOODENING?) if you don't like this your face is a BAG OF DICKS!! and I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!! |
| Alestorm Big Ship Little Ship |
| a fair pirate anthem and an anti drug rapnb cover |
| Alestorm The Thunderfist Chronicles |
| slightly altered typical storm with GIANT BOOBS |
| Alexisonfire Crisis |
| not bad for melodic hardcore tbh. still nothing worth listening to regularly |
| Alexisonfire Australian Weekend |
| interviews somewhat interesting, acoustics bleh, live tracks pretty good |
| Alexisonfire Old Crows / Young Cardinals Bonus Tracks |
| alexis tryin to be melodically heavy and it aint too bad tbh |
| Alghazanth Eight Coffin Nails |
| alghy does the dimmy |
| Alice Cooper Killer |
| avg rock but far better than the vast majority of shit available at the time, dead babies a dark but very trv eulogy for all the worthless parents out there |
| Alice Cooper School's Out |
| silly but adventurous and fun |
| Alice Cooper Lace and Whiskey |
| more love ballady than any of his other albums and better off for it tbh wheres the review ya cunts |
| Alice Cooper Hey Stoopid |
| essentially a lazier and considerably less fun trash |
| Alice Cooper Constrictor |
| average bebop rockz by the coop |
| Alice Cooper Easy Action |
| a rockier jam rock and thus far superior to their contemporaries, quite a fan of beautiful flyaway |
| Alice Cooper Special Forces |
| coop heading for that 80s mainstream rock sound that would culminate in trash |
| Alice Cooper The Eyes Of Alice Cooper |
| swingin pop rock that wouldnt be too bad if u got stuck with it for a while |
| Alice Cooper Four Tracks From Alice Cooper |
| dece mid cooprocks |
| Alice Cooper School's Out EP |
| a small collection of better cooper tracks |
| Alice Longyu Gao High Dragon and Universe |
| hyper pop more like hyper slop, save kanpai which is legit fun |
| All That Remains The Fall of Ideals |
| a variety of styles leads this mccore to not being so mccore |
| Amberian Dawn The Clouds of Northland Thunder |
| a mostly plain average performance but there are a couple glimmers of notoriety in snowmaiden and lionheart |
| Amberian Dawn Darkness Of Eternity |
| well produced super pop, doesnt cheat you but doesnt give you a good deal either |
| Amboss Those Who Have Lost The Right To Exist |
| plodding deathdoomcore with some weirdens on top |
| Amebix No Sanctuary |
| rather boring droner crust |
| Amebix Winter |
| lame moans and groans with an intrusive dwebble de dwebble baseline and left behind riffs |
| Amon Amarth Fate of Norns |
| basically a higher quality version of their late albums save for title and pursuit which are win |
| Amon Amarth Once Sent from the Golden Hall |
| a highlight in friends of the suncross but aa's debut is quite boring |
| Amon Amarth Surtur Rising |
| Awesome cover art. War 3.5; Tock 2; Destroyer 3.5; Slaves 2; Regrets 2; Frej 1.5; Victory 4; Wrath 2.5; Beast 2.5; Doom 2 |
| Amon Amarth Raven's Flight |
| mid af modern amon marths but VIKING |
| Amorphis Tuonela |
| mid album all the way, cant love it cant hate it |
| Amorphis My Kantele |
| sum mid instrums n rock songz |
| Amorphis Queen of Time |
| mid morphis, lol @ the sax, highlight in mongst stars |
| Amorphis Halo |
| some jams like dark waters and the moon but theyve done much better, too many plain slow sections |
| Amorphis Vulgar Necrolatry |
| an alright cover and a mid dm original |
| Anal Cunt 40 More Reasons To Hate Us |
| better than butt destroyer |
| Anata The Conductor's Departure |
| better than most techdeath, i like more than a few of their diddlies, and great juggs is pretty fun |
| Anata The Infernal Depths of Hatred |
| decent techdeath with a lot more thought than usual put into its composition |
| Anathema The Silent Enigma |
| sad sad cry baby slog teatime with anders and sthg sort of epic but not rly |
| Ancient God Loves The Dead |
| common pottery and a cover of a who cares maiden song and pointless remixes |
| Ancient King Diamond Tribute - Halloween |
| yep thats a king diamond imitation alright |
| Ancient Bards The Alliance of the Kings |
| a singing to the choir kind of pm that both doesnt stand out and overstays its welcome |
| Ancient Rites Rvbicon |
| globetrotting gothblack folk flipflops |
| Ancient Rites Blasfemia Eternal |
| joke blackrash |
| Ancient Rites Laguz |
| dimmy cradle'd middling melobleath and bloat narration |
| Andavald Undir Skyggðarhaldi |
| one of those dreamy modern bms. glad its so short i was bored |
| Angel Witch Screamin' and Bleedin' |
| a step down from debut i understand why it has no review |
| Angra Aqua |
| like water undulating between several pm forms and non metal genres with nothing of particular note |
| Angra Freedom Call |
| a rather blase ep release |
| Ankhara Premonición |
| maiden/priest but in spanish and not very good |
| Ankhara Sombras del Pasado |
| theres no denying that this band sucks, some of the worst pm ever made. however they are earnest, and certainly put the most effort they ever have onto this bum. and thus a well earned 2.5 for their excellent use of classic rock keys n strums |
| Ankhara De aquí a la eternidad |
| closing track is pretty good but theyre still the same mediocre espanol power band |
| Annihilator Never, Neverland |
| in canada we may not always have the best thrash but we do have KRAF DINNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH |
| Annihilator Set the World on Fire |
| cringe canadian threash |
| Annulond The Spellbound Giant |
| low effort narrated black meanderings |
| Anthrax Among The Living |
| singalong thrash |
| Anthrax Penikufesin |
| now its dark sucks, french antisocial is lolz wish the chorus was too, other covers alright |
| Anthrax We've Come For You All |
| rockrax rollin full nude grugroove, n its not even that bad tbh chachichichachichichachichicha |
| Anthrax Stomp 442 |
| grungethrax in full throttle making mid rock trax to blend in with every 90s trend |
| Anthrax Volume 8: The Threat Is Real |
| rockrax grungin ahrd n its alright highlight PISSIN VINEGAR this shits way too long tho like wtf LESS IS MOAR JUST END |
| Anthrax Worship Music |
| in similar vein to their effort of 8 years back, pretty well put together if not mesmerizing rock songz new noise cover is lolz |
| Anthrax Anthems |
| mid covers and a bleh track |
| Anthrax Fueled EP |
| middling ep of fueled x2, grunt groove lolz but kickass lyrics, and unexciting covers |
| Anti-Flag A New Kind of Army |
| dece pocks with vox so whiny they sometimes sound like an unintelligible baby |
| Anti-Flag For Blood and Empire |
| rly just has id tell n press corpse, gets decently thrashy at points tho |
| Anvil Pound For Pound |
| some poorly smithed metal |
| Apocalypse (IT) The Age of the Apocalypse |
| uhh this guy ok...? bathroy redux mixed with italian smattering |
| Apocalyptica Plays Metallica by Four Cellos |
| cant tell if cellos make metallica worse or better |
| Apocalyptica Cult |
| first half is pretty damn dull and hardly cello-y but it picks up slightly with some dece cello instrums |
| Aquilus Bellum I |
| trite score compositions with some bmish on the side? srsly this is a movie without the screen action bruh this is a fking boring movie just kiss him/die/shoot the guy already |
| Aquilus Bellum II |
| another expanse of generic black cloud fluff |
| Arachnid (MAL) Weaving the Web |
| better quality than their full length anyway, love the lofi drums |
| Arcade Fire Funeral |
| decent here and there but nothing too exciting |
| Arch Enemy Doomsday Machine |
| classic gossow arch, highlight in the ultra fun nemesis but nosedives after apocalypse |
| Arch Enemy Black Earth |
| not a bad debut but they hardly touch the essence of their fellow mdmers. maiden covers pretty plain |
| Arch Enemy Wages of Sin |
| jovial adolescent melodeath enemy within is a rare amott win, 2nd half sucks dong until shadows |
| Arch Enemy Dead Eyes See No Future |
| again some of their more decent songs followed by crappy covers |
| Arch Enemy Burning Bridges |
| a decent album largely brought down by liiva being a meh singer and amott's typical hashed doodlies |
| Arch Enemy The Root of All Evil |
| as rerecordings in 2009 they naturally sound better, tho the difference between gossow and liiva is minimal since they both sucked at singing anyway. nevertheless immortal sounds decent, and dead inside and silverwing have quite the facelift |
| Arch Enemy Khaos Legions |
| more decentish riffs than not, yesterday to black flags is listenable, raven isnt bad, and neither is vengeance, the filler shit isnt as badly filler tho the guitar tone is off putting |
| Arch Enemy Covered In Blood |
| not even that bad tbh, tho thats more owing to the nature of the songs themselves, quite like zoo and more or less wings, 3 vox on 1 album, but liiva is esp bad in his covers obv he dgaf |
| Arch Enemy Demo 1996 |
| when the band still had some semblance of dignity |
| Archspire The Lucid Collective |
| legitimate techdeath |
| Archspire Bleed the Future |
| not good not horrible ultra processed derpcorey neoclassical melodeath |
| Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not |
| hippie billy talent |
| Ariana Grande My Everything |
| actually somewhat impressed. production is excellent, flow is good, guest artists are losers and completely ruin their respective tracks, but be my baby is a real song, surely her best |
| Ariana Grande Eternal Sunshine |
| her absurd justifications and the bullshit story he was having orgies behind my back aside this is a very well produced and complementary popnb album proving she'll go ahead and ride whoevers dick she wants whether its spongebob, patrick, squidward or even mr krabs. too bad thats all she stands for |
| Artillery When Death Comes |
| art frillery when death comes you get nervous |
| As I Lay Dying The Powerless Rise |
| a bit heavier, almost metal album with tons of groped meh to dece mdm riffs tho never letting go of the mccore ball n chain. without conclusion is fun if completely paradoxical, n parallels is prob the best track of their career with the chorus reminding me so much of ian d'sa |
| As I Lay Dying Decas |
| mid news, some not so bad covers, n some silly silly techno remixes |
| As I Lay Dying Awakened |
| damn, roidcore be boppin |
| As I Lay Dying Through Storms Ahead |
| liberal use of vocal effects to make tim sound deathier and it is cringe, along with uber poppy ryan neff cleans making them sound like linkin park, definitely a muscular man titties album, yet the melodies shine decently throughout the mccore tropes and it is about as good as it is bad |
| Asgard (CZ) Una Maquina Infernale |
| amalgo czech sword guy bleh |
| Asgard (PER) Pagan Sacrifice |
| puerile blood eagle blackking and tomfolkery |
| Asgard (PER) Northern Warrior |
| freshman in hs quality recording of some melodic folk (not viking) and then the most basic bm track |
| Asgard (PER) The Return of the Barbarians |
| fucking loser technically blackking/folk album of olds and news better in latter half |
| Asmodeus (BRA) Continuamos a Falar de Flores |
| brazilian whatever melodeapow |
| Asphyx Embrace the Death |
| embrace the deathdoom plod |
| Assuck Necrosalvation |
| not bad deathgrind, but sucking ass must be all you can do in bed when u barely last 5 mins |
| At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul |
| atg try real hard here but lindberg's high pitched whiny scream almost 'core vocals are annoying af and take away from the otherwise decent music, though even then it'd only be worth a 3 |
| At the Gates To Drink from the Night Itself |
| yet another good album ruined by lindberg |
| At the Gates The Mirror Black |
| decent hazy meloldeafs |
| Atheist Unquestionable Presence |
| some good shit but far from the unquestionable presence of dm everyone n their mama considers it |
| Atlas Pain Tales of a Pathfinder |
| off brand sabby, equi n siffy all n one |
| Atomkraft Future Wars |
| an album essential to understanding how venom went from trv kvlt to massive suck |
| Atrocity (USA-CT) Let war rage |
| groovy grind and it is the worst thing theyve ever done |
| Atrox Mesmerised |
| drawling gothic spew |
| Attack Attack! If Guns Are Outlawed, Can We Use Swords? |
| mccore made somewhat interesting |
| August Burns Red August Burns Red |
| huh raw mccore, not actually that bad, more ahrd |
| August Burns Red Sleddin' Hill: A Holiday Album |
| unironically better than most of their bums |
| August Burns Red Rescue & Restore |
| its not rly better than any of their other albums but theres enough enjoyable guitar leads and non mccore effects that im just gonna go ahead n give em a C- for once |
| August Burns Red Winter Wilderness |
| once again the band sounds so much better when messing around |
| August Burns Red Phantom Sessions |
| band not half bad when fukcn around |
| Autechre Amber |
| decent lectro asmr with some harder pangs but always smooth |
| Autechre elseq 4 |
| autechre puts on some spicier lingerie |
| Autechre elseq 5 |
| pendulu to spaces is vanilla intercourse but freulaeux is a nice pounding and oneum is oxytocin induced dream |
| Autopsy Shitfun |
| fun shit agreed |
| Autopsy Skull Grinder |
| mid dm not serving much more than a fairly length ep |
| Autopsy Horrific Obsession |
| mid overly doomy to RIFFIN ratio dethadadoom |
| Avantasia The Metal Opera |
| not bad but they never go for the clincher |
| Avantasia Angel Of Babylon |
| some good tracks like love n death but ultimately mid af |
| Avantasia Here Be Dragons |
| band is still as mid as can be |
| Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold |
| a7x best album, decentish to decent ahrd rock w afterlife almost listenable, piece of heaven can go to hell |
| Avril Lavigne Walmart Soundcheck |
| walmart production sucks out the soul |
| Avril Lavigne Avril Live: Acoustic |
| sk8er boi is pretty gutted but the rest sound pretty good |
| Avril Lavigne Spotify |
| decent punkpopper n adele cover |
| Avril Lavigne My World |
| mellower lives and a metallica cover lmao |
| Azarath Praise the Beast |
| slightly better just for sounding more like behemoth |
| BABYMETAL BABYMETAL - Headbangeeeeerrrrr!!! |
| decently fun lectrypizzas |
| BABYMETAL Metal Resistance |
| more streamlined and thus less charming than debut, yet overall better due to more effort and more herman li, amore is a pure win track |
| BABYMETAL Metal Galaxy |
| bbmetl once again hashing up a few jams while shoehorning a ton of pop filler |
| Bad Brains Bad Brains |
| so much worse than their demo. less wild even if the vox arent as conflicting, prod isnt as popping, random reggae bits that do nothing |
| Bad Religion Suffer |
| dece late 80s poppunks, make 26 mins feel like 45 tho |
| Bad Religion Generator |
| a preachier more consistent green day |
| Bad Religion Bad Religion |
| general punk with super whiny vox |
| Bal-Sagoth A Black Moon Broods Over Lemuria |
| saggybals started more dmy and not very good |
| Baphomet (BRA) Sectarianism |
| brazilian potato dm |
| Barathrum Eerie |
| weird ass album, a lot of doom n literal whining, nothing too interesting save nocturnal dance a simple but fun jam |
| Barathrum From Black Flames to Witchcraft |
| buncha lofi randomness by the barry boys |
| Barathrum Soaring Up from Hell |
| yet another bland blackdoom demo by barry |
| Barbra Streisand The Second Barbra Streisand Album |
| the musical spirit of the early 60s encapsulated in its first lady |
| Bare Infinity The Passage |
| first three tracks are interchangeable symph bleh, last couple are pretty nice |
| Battle Born Blood, Fire, Magic and Steel |
| bear metal |
| Be'lakor The Frail Tide |
| a slower and less ambitious omnium with pointless piano bits |
| Be'lakor Vessels |
| some good stuff on this but for the most part still the same wannabe doomy omnium |
| Beach House Bloom |
| great instrums largely ruined by drawling contralto vox, new year is almost good |
| Beastie Boys Licensed To Ill |
| so classic, so silly |
| Before The Dawn My Darkness |
| industrial wannabe insomnium its just meh |
| Belenos Errances Oniriques |
| boring black moanings and captured viking insults |
| Belenos Egor |
| pseudo bm with the atmosphere of mercury |
| Belial (CHL) Grotesco |
| they switch to a brittle deathdoom/grind with the same screechitches and...michael jackson?! |
| Belial (CHL) Australopithecus |
| more screechy very punky grind bitches with some other elements in between |
| Belial (CHL) Homo Lycanthropus |
| screech vox'd grind, bitch music |
| Belial (CHL) Grotesco (Versión en español) |
| they switch to a brittle deathdoom/grind with the same screechitches and...michael jackson?! en espanol |
| Believer Dimensions |
| an only half annoying tech metal album |
| Belmont Water Weight |
| a couple of pretty fun popcorns |
| Beloved Failure On |
| BELOVED BREAKSDOOOOOOWWWWWWNSSSSSS some decent melemocore |
| Belphegor The Last Supper |
| a sad excuse for a black/death debut |
| Belphegor Totenritual |
| pizza black go brrrrrrrrr |
| Bethlehem Dark Metal |
| doomy gloomy boomy (jammy?) etc etc bleh |
| Between the Buried and Me Alaska |
| bizarre choice for a band obviously capable of producing metal to remain mired in suck instead. harsh vox sound like a mccored petri lindroos, their best most metallic mcsmoothie yet |
| Beyonce I Am... Sasha Fierce |
| by far beyonces best release, more consistent quality and generally to the heart than the skin or genitals |
| Beyonce Cowboy Carter |
| this is about as country as your favourite derpcore is death metal ie the thinnest slapstick veneer, but nevertheless having actual instrumental backings instead of banal rnb beats and hearing her really belt her voice make this easily the best beyonce album, if only she had always done cowgirl. miley cyrus sounds like a 50 yo pack a day since she was 12 |
| Billie Eilish Guitar Songs |
| prob her best tracks |
| Billie Holiday Lady Day: The Best of Billie Holiday |
| i dont love her n i dont hate her, it is billie holiday |
| Billie Holiday An Evening With Billie Holiday |
| more lullsaby billie with a very unflattering cover |
| Billy Talent Watoosh! |
| a worse version of their st, without much magic |
| Billy Talent Dudebox |
| yea this is a sound that could have only happened in mid 90s canada, every track feels like a theme song for one of ytv's teen sitcom shows (checkout radioactive it was the shit) |
| Billy Talent Try Honesty |
| lesser versions of songs on debut + otherwise unreleased beach balls which is equally meh |
| Billy Talent Rusted From The Rain |
| rusted is rusted, bonus track is dumb |
| Bjork Biophilia Remixes - Part Two |
| bjork def a lot more tolerable with grippy death technos |
| Bjork Celebrating Wood and Metal |
| bjork definitely more tolerable in short bursts |
| Black Flag Slip It In |
| heheheh |
| Black Flag Nervous Breakdown |
| slightly stronger but still regular punk |
| Black Flag Jealous Again |
| sum more slightly less mild punks |
| Black Flag TV Party |
| lower, sloggier getting bored energy, title is lolz |
| Black Fucking Cancer Black Fucking Cancer |
| some of that awkward middling modern bm that isnt rly bm but they copy the general patterns so ppl still call it bm, it only rly gets pts for being heavy tbh |
| Black Mass Hymns for the Sabbat II |
| blackened brutal bullshit |
| Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath |
| metal n rock n alt effects unite to bloody bloody the sabbath and not for any great reason |
| Black Sabbath Mob Rules |
| dio is just a rock singer here, a few metal tracks in night, cross n world but this album is just a faint shadow |
| Black Sabbath Born Again |
| not bad for a metallic rock album but sabbath keep being reborn too many times |
| Black Sabbath 13 |
| not bad for a reunion album 35 years later with an amount of nostalgic doominess yet nothing spectacular either |
| Black Sabbath The End |
| new tracks just more present day sabbath, live tracks bleh 13 songs and under the sun fkn rules bb |
| Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath/Looking For Today |
| sabbath go ahead and foreshadow their weaker sound |
| Black Tide Light From Above |
| sounds like a boyband trying to be metal n succeeding somewhat, unfortunately also some mccore influence and emo nude rock bvb type shit |
| Blaspheme Blaspheme |
| early 80s french threapows and theyre alright |
| Blasphemer (BRA) Blasphemer |
| 1 some celtic frost bullshit |
| Blasphemophagher ...For Chaos, Obscurity and Desolation... |
| a disappointing album after an amazing debut, they just brute force it here |
| Blind Guardian A Night At The Opera |
| so spells the beginning of the end, where the guardian became blind in heart as well as sight. if i was the drummer i'd quit too |
| Blind Guardian Another Stranger Me |
| first 2 tracks are pretty decent modern bg, but dream n the demos are bleh |
| blink-182 Take Off Your Pants And Jacket |
| high school tunes for high school teens |
| blink-182 California |
| a decent we're too old for this poppunker without any grippers. am disappoint it was not actually a bohemian rhapsody cover |
| Blod My Beloved Daughters |
| harsh noise asmr until a child ruins it |
| Bloodaxe For Those Who Hunt the Wounded Down |
| poseurly raw bleavy mush |
| Bloodhound Gang Hooray For Boobies |
| legit produced poppunk nude muddle n various other genre clips including a bell tolls reference loltracks about all kinds of VAGINA HOOOORAAAY FOR BOOOOOOOBIIIIEEEEEESSSS |
| Bloodshed Walhalla Second Chapter |
| unnecessarily long folky kingy and even sludgy metal opera wannabe moonsorrow |
| Bloodslaughter Rehearsal 01-1987 |
| heartbeats and a not so worthwhile blur of something resembling dm |
| Bloodstone (SWE) Hour of the Gate |
| a compilation with 2 different flavours, on one hand overly rushed trying to be ahrd melodeth w little barky vox, on the other what atg wished they were capable of |
| Bloodstone (SWE) Hour of the Gate 1995 |
| overly rushed trying to be ahrd melodeth w little barky vox |
| Blue Heron (MA) Ockeghem: Complete Songs Volume 1 |
| the usual soporific lethargy of medieval choral music sung in middle french leaving no doubt as to why no one had bothered to record a collection in 40 years and the medieval church's demise |
| Blue Oyster Cult Spectres |
| a middling but not wholly unappealing blastoise |
| Blut Aus Nord Memoria Vetusta II - Dialogue With The Stars |
| drony prog with bm elements i hate it |
| Bobby Vinton A Very Merry Christmas |
| bobby making your christmas cliches a little less cliche |
| Bobby Vinton Mr. Lonely |
| has that lonely song that plays in every instance ever. nothing worth listening to in real time |
| Bolt Thrower War Master |
| has a hard time deciding whether it wants to be basic bitch dm or pretty good dm |
| Bolt Thrower ...For Victory |
| bt being mid af once again |
| Bolt Thrower Honour - Valour - Pride |
| the midiest dm that ever midded |
| Bolt Thrower Spearhead |
| overall slow ep needs mor grwaaaaaaaaa |
| Bon Jovi Keep The Faith |
| i believe followed by a long string of almosts and so closes |
| Bon Jovi Lost Highway |
| actually has some 80s like bangers in any day n strangers, best since faith |
| Bon Jovi This House Is Not for Sale |
| not that bad tbh. can get into title 2, ghost, n coaster, overtoned riffs thruout are nice |
| Bon Jovi Something for the Pain |
| alternating between painful to listen tracks and something to remedy them |
| Bon Jovi I'll Sleep When I'm Dead |
| a half awake half dead ep |
| Bon Jovi Concierto Basico 40 |
| dumb jovis somewhat redeemed by prayer |
| Borknagar Urd |
| more of the same folkoustic leaning with some meloblack but also frostrite and winter eclipse are pretty good |
| Borknagar Winter Thrice |
| ok fucking amorphis |
| Borknagar Fall |
| like certain morphy albums goes way too heavy on the thin folky prog sections more trv plz still a highlight in the epic summits |
| Born of Osiris A Higher Place |
| a bit more metal than the usual prog n mccore mess makes this ever so slightly better than their contemporaries |
| Botch American Nervoso |
| a lot of people consider metal to be 'just noise'. on the contrary metal is harsh sound tempered and disciplined into a plethora of useful forms. this on the other hand, this is just noise, the musical equivalent of children throwing a tantrum |
| Bow Wow (JPN) Another Place |
| bow wown't |
| Bowling for Soup Let's Do It For Johnny! |
| they finally get a little umph into their songs |
| Bowling for Soup Tell Me When to Whoa |
| pretty good prod early soup |
| Bowling for Soup Fishin' For Woos |
| an actually decent album. prob bc its a tolerable length |
| Bowling for Soup My Wena |
| best video about a dachshund ever |
| Bowling for Soup The Dollyrots vs. Bowling for Soup |
| about even since high school is the best track but its by the dollyrots, latter 2 tracks are both mehbleh and bowling does as best they can with awesome but its a weaker song |
| Bowling for Soup Merry Flippin' Christmas Volume 2 |
| title is fun, nice to know santa gets a break, mariah carey cover is touching, corner store is yeah they went there, merry christmas is merry christmas |
| Brad Mehldau Songs: The Art of the Trio Volume Three |
| rather soft jazzers, chill background music cant complain cant sustain |
| Brandy Christmas With Brandy |
| note to all other rnb artists - just putting the word christmas into a song does not de facto make it christmas music. otherwise decent christmas bum, highlight in christmas everyday |
| Bring Me The Horizon Sempiternal Remixes |
| by far bmth's best release |
| Bring Me The Horizon POST HUMAN: SURVIVAL HORROR |
| legitimately fun popcorns |
| Bring Me The Horizon POST HUMAN: NeX GEn |
| partycore parties ahrd, highlights in lost for mcr vibes and rip for hehehehe |
| Bring Me the Horizon & Draper The Chill Out Sessions |
| am chilled, bring me the ASMR last track is by far the best of it |
| Britney Spears Oops!...I Did It Again |
| it's not that bad tbh. title is a banger that deservedly has taken over every radio station for the past 20 years, and most other songs have a poppy poignancy that betrays the general stereotype. britney herself is only moderately talented in the singing department but certainly a popstar. lucky is win |
| Britney Spears Britney Jean |
| a more mature foray into her typical sweet but sexy with a highlight in perfume |
| Brujeria Viva Presidente Trump! |
| lolz |
| Brymir Voices in the Sky |
| siffy sounds horrible with alissa white gluz vox, still highlight in seeds of downfall |
| Bullet For My Valentine Fever |
| just goes to show get rid of the mccore=better. melodic emo rock that isnt even that bad, some choruses like on betrayal n memories even verge on good |
| Burnt Offering Walk of the Dead |
| burning man deathrash black metal cover sucks and is insultingly bad what the hell is the second half of this ass album |
| Burzum Hlidskjalf |
| a lute playing troubadour walking through a crystal cave |
| Burzum Demo I |
| nice beats varg |
| Burzum Sol austan, Mani vestan |
| winter in the dwarven kingdom when the grand forges are left to hibernate and only maintenance smithing is employed |
| Burzum Forgotten Realms |
| realm of buruznumum |
| Butthole Surfers Independent Worm Saloon |
| sum riffs but nothing too absorbing, random industrial and a country strum, a stoner closer, silliness without aim |
| Candlemass Candlemass |
| messiah is back and candlemass brings some alright heavy doom |
| Candlemass From the 13th Sun |
| sabbathy epic doom revival, unfortunately influenced by both the good and bad records, naturally could never compete with messiah albums in any case |
| Candlemass Chapter VI |
| no messiah and more heavy riffs than anything where is the doom |
| Candlemass Wiz |
| title is pretty good, container a chill instrum, bug queen is sum grunge worship, and so is thirst but it entirely sucks |
| Candlemass Psalms for the Dead |
| a giddy lowe doom album |
| Candlemass The Door to Doom |
| once again another new vocalist and some merely alright doom |
| Candlemass The Pendulum |
| a new middoom track and leftover excised demos from door to doom which are about as good or better than the actual album |
| Cannibal Corpse Butchered At Birth |
| i've always wondered: how does the baby still have all it's flesh while the mother is almost a complete skeleton? it still has it's umbilical cord and everything. do the zombies wait until it's mother is completely defleshed before working on the baby? is the zombie on the left just cooing at it, imagining the best way to murder it while the one on the right completes the job on the mom? srs questions i need answers. anyway cc are the epitome of a band doing everything technically right in a genre yet depriving it of any soul ie the butchered birth of brutal death metal |
| Cannibal Corpse Tomb Of The Mutilated |
| some cc classics along with a bunch of their usual bleh dm |
| Cannibal Corpse The Bleeding |
| mid decent corpse dm but they stick to the signature flat monotonous sound |
| Cannibal Corpse Gallery Of Suicide |
| boring cover why are you naked and how are you casually standing straight up while disemboweling yourself? anyway a fairly stitched together cc with appreciable pounding rhythm and george sounding decently vicious |
| Cannibal Corpse Torture |
| demented aggression is some nice thrashy shit. the best album overall they've done since gos |
| Cannibal Corpse Violence Unimagined |
| love the poppy grooves on surround kill devour, damn its my favourite cc song now, the modern dm relentless thrust on overtorture is addictive too |
| Carach Angren Ethereal Veiled Existence |
| quite the mess of random instrumentation and trite symphonic tropes |
| Carathis The Haunting of Sablewood |
| quite a drop in quality with lame riffs and minimal effort |
| Carcass Reek of Putrefaction |
| simple grindy dms about bleh |
| Carcass Swansong |
| lamer than heartwork and yet paradoxically ironically overall better TWINKLE TWINKLE BLACK STAR |
| Carnifex Necromanteum |
| better than most derpcore anyway, infinite night terror the best track |
| Carnival of Flesh Stories from a Fallen World |
| rotten melobleh |
| Carpathian Forest Bloodlust And Perversion |
| lowest quality most basic bm |
| Carrie Underwood Play On |
| decent popcunts with better overall quality than her previous two albums |
| Carrie Underwood Storyteller |
| carries thusmost consistent and coherent album yet, highlights in church bells and relapse |
| Carrie Underwood Music Up, Windows Down |
| a more wholesome popcount |
| Cassandra Syndrome Of Patriots and Tyrants |
| this may be the poorest produced goth metal oat, nevertheless convention prevents it from being entirely cringe |
| Casting Crowns Casting Crowns |
| some surprisingly good riffs on this. their message comes first as it often doesnt go with the muz at all but now again its like damn they got someone who knows a bit what theyre doin esp in american dream |
| Casting Crowns Lifesong |
| actually has quite a few legit hooks gj ccm, highlight in set me free |
| Catamenia VIII - The Time Unchained |
| yeah theyre on their way out, lazy songs, lazy art, alt rock excuses everywhere |
| Cavalera Conspiracy Morbid Visions |
| mid dm self covers be middin |
| Celtic Frost Wine in My Hand (Third from the Sun) |
| a not bad track from vanity, a why bowie cover, and a decidedly b side |
| Celtic Frost Prototype |
| an amalgamation of...sounds that would eventually lead to monotheist |
| Celtic Frost Monotheist |
| a coupla crap tracks from cf's last derp |
| Celtic Frost The Collector's Celtic Frost |
| frost doing a lolz with a b side on the bootleg version |
| Celtic Frost Temple of Depression |
| a bonus digipak mid front half monotheist track released in 2017 in case you got any other edition |
| Cemetary Godless Beauty |
| early and very mid melolblack release until sunrise |
| Cenotaph (MX) Riding Our Black Oceans |
| more bashing than thrashing, just some hereyago dm |
| Cenotaph (MX) Epic Rites: 9 Epic Tales & Death Rites |
| an early dt/if clone not much better in quality |
| Cerebral Rot Odious Descent Into Decay |
| a bit groovier than their sophy so +.5 |
| Ceremonium Into The Autumn Shade |
| some rather mid deathdoom with random bathory synths. definitely makes 34 mins feel longer |
| Chelsea Wolfe She Reaches Out to She Reaches Out to She |
| emo girl goes 'eavy dust |
| Chris Maragoth Burning June |
| rating based in addition to his other singles in entrance, hoping for salvation, and behind this door. entrance is pretty win if short and stopping unnecessarily abruptly, motherfucker cant sing on the other tracks tho and should stick to his piano bits, voice makes him sound like the loser weeb he appears to be |
| Chris Maragoth Lost and Separated |
| chris weebagoth is the epitome of total shit vocals completely obliterating otherwise decent tunes on the first 2 tracks, shattered an instr but not as interesting, without you thank god has female guest vox |
| Chuck Berry Rockin' at the Hops |
| bluesy swingin rocks only the berry way |
| Cinderella Heartbreak Station |
| lesser wasps with some random bad country tracks |
| Cinderella Still Climbing |
| some of that fairy tale magic back but nothing lasting past midnight |
| Circle Jerks Group Sex |
| a great hardcore orgy |
| City and Colour Bring Me Your Love |
| damn i actually vibed to this shitty cover art and all |
| City and Colour The Hurry and the Harm |
| higher quality melancholies on the outside with a randomly happy centre filling |
| Cocteau Twins Heaven or Las Vegas |
| electro dreamy abba with lyrics in simlish, not bad |
| Cocteau Twins Treasure |
| each track is largely a looped phrase with gibberish singing on top and for the first half isnt much more than a silly gimmick but amelia onwards becomes a more skillful and pleasant hypnotism |
| Coldplay Mylo Xyloto |
| coldplay's best album until head full of dreams with their best singles in paradise and teardrop waterfall until hymn for the weekend and dreams title |
| Coldplay Music of the Spheres |
| nice effects and smoothness, slightly lesser than mylo or perhaps even |
| Coldplay Moon Music |
| first half is a decent string of songs, we pray is pretty good, latter portion is airy blah |
| Combine The Lost Combine |
| rly shitty japanese mdm folk frolics |
| Combine Cap'n, Starboard! / Drink |
| dumb mdm folk pirate frolics |
| Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky |
| grindy riffs n bambams mixed with usual punkcore make this sound like a kid trying out his first drum set |
| Convulsing Perdurance |
| the same process mcdonalds uses to make chicken nuggets but with scraps of bm and dm |
| Coroner Dissonance Theory |
| a mix of good and annoying, definitely a coroner ablum |
| Corrosion of Conformity Deliverance |
| southern mrocks corroding your cringacles |
| Cradle of Filth Damnation and a Day |
| too much work went into this mid album. highlight in mannequin but this wasnt really worth it effort or listening wise |
| Cradle of Filth Total Fucking Darkness [Demo] |
| first half is absolute trash but then they delve into sthg resembling a harsh cof |
| Cradle of Filth Godspeed on the Devil's Thunder |
| cradle losing their creative touch. death of love is an amazing track, especially with the addition of the lovely female vox by the mysterious carolyn gretton, and 13th caesar is pretty good despite gilles being no where near a caesar, but then its an hour of very mid tracks with cringe narration bits |
| Cradle of Filth Hammer of the Witches |
| the flattest cradle, only yours immortally can be considered worthwhile, everything else is just a competent motionsgoing that acts like its going to go somewhere and then just doesnt |
| Cradle of Filth Orgiastic Pleasures Foul [Demo] |
| silly vox but alright riffs |
| Craft Total Soul Rape |
| total pizza black |
| Cream Fresh Cream |
| a fairly virile ejaculation |
| Crimson Thorn Dissection |
| garage deathdoom. its not very good |
| Crom (SPN) Steel for an Age |
| a grandiose intro only to put out some basic heapow |
| Crowbar Crowbar |
| leveraging that sticky mess off the floor |
| Crowbar Obedience Thru Suffering |
| grungy sluggy sludge |
| Cruachan Blood on the Black Robe |
| lazy screamy melomccoredeth lopsided cheap folk appropriation bullshit the fuck happened after morrigan's call were they bewitched or something GAWD |
| Cruise Missile The Legend |
| thrash n opera n lolvox n missiles n celtic bleh |
| Crush Evil The Defeat of Satan |
| rly primitive version of antestor |
| Crypt Sermon The Stygian Rose |
| nah cant dig this heavy doom revival |
| Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh |
| the shitty production and generally more traditional dm song structures and vocals make this the top of cryptopsy's entire discography |
| Cryptopsy The Book of Suffering - Tome II |
| theres some more of the typical cryptopsy |
| Crystal Viper Metal Nation |
| legions of truth is cool, especially when she goes soprano, and gladiator and the bonus libertalia aren't bad, but run of the mill pm with some ensiferum vibes for the most part |
| Crystal Viper Possession |
| this one's a bit slow but has some male guest vocals |
| Custard (DE) Infested by Anger |
| riffly mid hellodio far too long |
| D.R.I. Crossover |
| dirty rotten baaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllssssss |
| D.R.I. Dealing with It! |
| dum MUNKS |
| Dakrua Inner Wastelands |
| amateur gothicky doomz |
| Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain |
| ah i dont hate it. harder than any mccore bc the pop punk can sometimes be matched neatly to the hc, got those piercing melodies that almost verge on metal, still nothing mind blowing but i dont hate it |
| Danger Drive Darkness Comes... |
| death metal amalgamate prison loaf |
| Dark Princess The World I've Lost |
| all things considered in the middle between modest highs and poppy flops |
| Dark Princess Phoenix |
| moderately good goths, yet too many tracks |
| Dark Sarah The Puzzle |
| a rly mid effort that does have some nice effects now and again but is largely amateur look at me shit |
| Dark Sarah Grim |
| the chosen one is great but the rest is so horribly generic, often terrible lyrics, the guitars and drums merely existing. some classic crescendoes and symph pop drops but theyre ruined by the general lack of imagination |
| Dark Tranquillity Haven |
| wonders 3; built 3; suns 2; feast 2; title 2.5; same 3; fabric 3.5; drama 3; rundown 3; emptier 2.5; words 2.5; sight 1; misery 2; corner 2.5 |
| Dark Tranquillity The Mind's I |
| is decent but still trying to figure themselves out, complete with poor female vox |
| Dark Tranquillity Fiction |
| nothing 2.5; lesser 2.5; terminus 3; blind 2.5; icipher 3; storm 2; empty 2.5; misery's 3.5; focus 2.5; mundane 2 |
| Dark Tranquillity The Gallery |
| punish 3.5/5; silence 1.5/5; eden 3/5; dividing 3/5; title 1.5/5 girl still can't sing; brooding 1.5/5; midway 2/5; lethe 3.5/5; emptiness 2.5/5; mine 1.5/5; melancholy 2/5 isnt rly the great innovator of mdm everyone pretends it is |
| Dark Tranquillity We Are the Void |
| shadow 3.5; dream 3; fatalist 4; absence 2.5; grandest 2; ignition 2; silent 1.5 creepy; arkh 2.5; void 2.5; surface 2.5; iridium 3 about 2 mins too long, often sound overproduced and unnecessarily thick |
| Dark Tranquillity Lost to Apathy |
| pretty solid ep, title is win |
| Dark Tranquillity Zero Distance |
| bit too twinkly on this one |
| Dark Wizardry Burden of Salvation |
| moderate puissance slight prog extremalgate symph |
| Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky |
| pantera and darkthrone: what do they have in common? both bands ripped off other bands and completely changed sound because they were mediocre in their initial genres. thus results a bm debut tampered with trying to get into the genre too quickly, recycling unused newly blackenized dm riffs from their previous album for filler purposes and catapulting themselves into tying with burzum for the first norwegian bm lp by already having the advantage of a record deal and studio time. to make matters worse not only did they steal the sound of their fellow norwegians but they didnt even make it good! bm just as mediocre as their dm was. all at once a superficially bm album but lacking the trv soul |
| Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger |
| dark and brooding with a lifeless atmosphere. poke poke do something else! |
| Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon |
| all out of soulside leftovers for filler so now on to generic blackenized hc riffs along with bm taken straight from immortal |
| Darkthrone The Cult Is Alive |
| a more punk than metal album, weak ass parody shit didnt even spell kvlt right smhhh |
| Darkthrone Ravishing Grimness |
| a lite rocky bm album to precede the new millenium |
| Darkthrone A New Dimension |
| nice jam session |
| Dead (USA-FL) Hell's Morbid Disciples of Hate |
| an amateur dm/doom/grind something with vox that are obviously not suzy's despite being credited as such, tho they veritably sound like a deranged in pain monster zombie and would be a lot better if only the prod was a bit more clear, raving riffs that sound like pure scratch and LMAO "i came out earlier to warn you guys, if youre planning to continue, youll go to jail. ive had six complaints since the last time ive been out here" m////// but pure grindcore cockass appropriately named and slightly better prodded versions of some songs off the 89 demo and an angry cat, cant find live tracks |
| Dead (USA-FL) Dead Lives! |
| random mild live recs with some having better quality than others |
| Dead (USA-FL) Dead - Necrology |
| would be a lot better if only the prod was a bit more clear, raving riffs that sound like pure scratch and LMAO "i came out earlier to warn you guys, if youre planning to continue, youll go to jail. ive had six complaints since the last time ive been out here" m////// but pure grindcore cockass appropriately named and slightly better prodded versions of some songs off the 89 demo and an angry cat, cant find live tracks |
| Dead (USA-FL) Dead |
| slightly better prodded versions of some songs off the 89 demo and an angry cat |
| Dead (USA-FL) Dead Demo |
| grindy dead girl hehehe its not good only thing great about this is the lady vox |
| Dead Congregation Graves of the Archangels |
| mid modern prodded occasionally doomy dm |
| Dead Congregation Sombre Doom |
| redemptive is an almost funeral dragger, winds bane is a dece modern deafdoom |
| Dead Kennedys Plastic Surgery Disasters |
| high energy hermamaderpins ayuh a huhuhuhuh yanuyanuh yahayahah SHOVE IT UP YO ASS |
| Deadly Blessing Ascend From The Cauldron |
| a more annoying than enjoyable thrapow bum |
| Deafheaven New Bermuda |
| sequel to sunbather nothing too interesting. slightly elevated generic bm core taken down by banal acoustic and piano sections that do nothing but waste ur time. tracks need heavy editing to be made properly listenable. ghost bath completely destroys them |
| Deafheaven Lonely People With Power |
| suprisingly adequate for these poseurs nevermind goes on for too long with lame extras vox are great until you realize theyre just screewee pretending to be bm |
| Deals Death Internal Demons |
| siffy without the folk |
| Deals Death Point Zero Solution |
| mid mdm thats pleasant enough but never rly lets it rip |
| Death Vivus! |
| trying to garner income to save chuck's life is commendable n all but this just sounds terrible a much better show than death n raw, faster, tighter, n sounds decent |
| Death Angel Frolic Through the Park |
| aptly named |
| Death SS ... In Death of Steve Sylvester |
| silly heavier italian alice cooper |
| Death SS Black Mass |
| middling nwoihm |
| Death SS Resurrection |
| dusty garish goth party mrock |
| Deathnoise Enjoy Life and Keep Grinding |
| bugs bunny grindin |
| Decapitated Organic Hallucinosis |
| groovy machine gun dm that doesnt rly go anywhere |
| Deeds of Flesh Trading Pieces |
| quiet ass brutal |
| Deep Purple Machine Head |
| more deep metallic procks nice keys when used, but doesnt hold up to in rock or fireball world famous smoke riff not withstanding |
| Deep Purple Perfect Strangers |
| deep purple comeback is a philandering bore until the riffs of gypsy's kiss and hungry daze, bonus not responsible is pretty good metallicky too |
| Deep Purple The Battle Rages On... |
| among the deep's better, highlight in anya |
| Deep Purple The House Of Blue Light |
| best purple up to this point. tight songwriting, good use of keys, not a bad track, listenable butt rock |
| Deep Purple Purpendicular |
| best purp along house exchanging the usual jam rock for smooth melodies n down to earth rhythms |
| Deep Purple The Book Of Taliesyn |
| purply prog rockins, keys are always nice, anthem is the best track |
| Deep Purple Shades Of Deep Purple |
| chill jam rocks with nascent but in no way pursued metallic elements and a much more justifiable version of help |
| Deep Purple Abandon |
| nah bros this is just about as good as dicular, highlights in fule n fingers to the bone |
| Deep Purple =1 |
| these oldest timers with a young guy on guitars put out a decent metallic prock album in their mid late 70s |
| Def Leppard High 'N' Dry |
| another album indistinguishable mid rocks save heartbreak but even then its not by much |
| Def Leppard On Through The Night |
| mid album with nothing that great |
| Def Leppard Epic Leppard |
| chill soft rocks |
| Defacing God The Resurrection of Lilith |
| basically a symphonic bdm which unfortunately means a lot of gcore elementation but its not all bad |
| Defeated Sanity Chapters of Repugnance |
| BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL |
| Defeated Sanity Passages Into Deformity |
| a slightly less boring foray into the not very difficult to defeat sanity |
| Deftones 1992 Demo |
| we got riffs but those cringe vox ruin the good |
| Delain Apocalypse & Chill |
| i know what youre thinking, and yes everything from the cover, to the lyrics, to the music itself is very silly. but also kind of fun, esp that hook in everything o yeah |
| Delain Dark Waters |
| top heavy bum, slaps tracks 1-4 then peters and dies out |
| Delirium (NL) Zzooouhh |
| some not very sexually active deathdoom |
| Deliverance Weapons Of Our Warfare |
| thrashpowing for JAYSUS |
| Demi Lovato Don't Forget |
| great energy in the first half but it dies out |
| Demi Lovato Here We Go Again |
| actually has some decent bangers |
| Demi Lovato Confident |
| girl powerpop arias galore |
| Demilich The Four Instructive Tales... of Decomposition |
| gud dm ruined by lolvox |
| Demolition Hammer Time Bomb |
| groonudelition hammercore |
| Demon Bitch Hellfriends |
| improves upon their ep to the point its listenable anyway |
| Demon Hunter Songs of Death and Resurrection |
| a lot of these acoustic versions sound better than the originals |
| Depeche Mode A Broken Frame |
| starts lazy sophomore depeche pops save nothing to fear but picks up from meaning of love |
| Der Weg Einer Freiheit Stellar |
| i guess their debut was just a fluke. verbund is a jam but the rest is standard atmo black with agalloch influences |
| Der Weg Einer Freiheit Finisterre |
| yet another unimpressive middling modern bm effort |
| Despised Icon The Ills Of Modern Man |
| derpcore sprinkled with a surprising amount of real (if modern) death metal |
| Dethklok Dethalbum IV |
| bloodbath is a legit mdm track but the rest is the usual lulzmetul |
| Devour The Unborn Consuming The Morgue Remains |
| whoa it a bdm album |
| Diamond Head Lightning To The Nations |
| metallic ledzep if john bonham hadnt died |
| Dickkicker Somniloquent |
| dece hardcore with some random doom |
| Dietrich Buxtehude Membra Jesu Nostri, BuxWV 75 |
| extremely boring cantatas, only the sonatas are worth listening to |
| Dimmu Borgir In Sorte Diaboli |
| commerciality complete: completely intelligible vox, lame cleans, concept album, crystal clear production. the tracks are decently composed anyway |
| Dimmu Borgir Legacy Magazine Sampler |
| orchestrals are just as bad as "metal" versions, dp cover is lolwat, actual tracks ok, puritania was already silly but seeing them live with a full orchestra what is the orchestra even doing everything else takes over |
| Dio Holy Diver |
| LIKE A RAINBOW IN THE DARK |
| Dio The Last In Line |
| decent rocky metals with a wonderful highlight in speed at night |
| Dio Sacred Heart |
| inoffensive dio metal, highlight in rock n roll children |
| Discharge Shootin Up the World |
| discharge follow the 90s groove trend n create a lesser album |
| Discharge Warning: Her Majesty's Government Can Seriously Damage Your Health |
| lighter punk foreshadowing changes |
| Discharge Early Demo's |
| the extra tracks from the unreleased 4 song demo are of lesser quality, not as boppin |
| Discharge 1977 Demo |
| a couple of cronos' aaaaarooooooggghhhs on here lmao but otherwise typical 70s punk |
| Discharge The More I See |
| more pop punks |
| Discharge The Price of Silence / Born to Die in the Gutter |
| even lighter shit, 80s pop punk |
| Disgorge She Lay Gutted |
| bdm |
| Disgorge (Mex) Chronic Corpora Infest |
| avg goregrinds with random interludes but still kicks carcass' ass |
| Disgorged Breed for Me |
| brootal BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSSSSSS |
| Disgorged Complete Discography |
| gnarly deathdooms from the TOMB brootal BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSSSSSS lazy brootal breakdown bleh disgorged nearly grow their balls back to phantasmagoria size but still held back by the br00tal |
| Dismember Massive Killing Capacity |
| ok entombed |
| Dismember Death Metal |
| not death metal |
| Dismember Where Ironcrosses Grow |
| rather shitty death metal lite |
| Dismember Casket Garden |
| massive killing capacity era dismember bleh |
| Dissection Reinkaos |
| this is not dissection. this is some thrift melodeath buuuuuuullllllshit. if nodtveidt was a trv satanist and killed himself on his own terms after releasing the legendary somberlain and storm he would have just let wherever the idea for this came from die with him |
| Disturbed The Sickness |
| got that young band energy, makes everything decently fun for a spin but nothing playlist worthy no matter how many oo ah ah ah ahs have spewed from lips in the past 2 decades |
| Disturbed Indestructible |
| disturbed got occasional jams, best tracks the night n enough |
| Disturbed Immortalized |
| they legit try to metal on a few tracks but default to the usual halt rock with the sound of silence cover pretty good |
| Dodheimsgard Monumental Possession |
| poseur black naturally leading into what they would become |
| Doro Force Majeure |
| warlock was better |
| Doro Doro |
| doro doro doro doro doro doro doro doro doro doro DORO doro doro doro...doro!!! |
| Draconian Arcane Rain Fell |
| very mid often cringe doomy goth |
| Dragon's Frost Fallen Angel |
| an ai looking and indeed admittedly ai generated heapow |
| DragonForce Ultra Beatdown |
| epic minute long solos dont save this from being largely mediocre |
| Dragonland Under the Grey Banner |
| more meh goods with an atrocity in title |
| Dragonland The Power of the Nightstar |
| kid: mom can we have dragonforce? mom: we have dragonforce at home. dragonforce at home: |
| Dream Evil Dragon Slayer |
| very mid powery heaves |
| Dream Theater Train of Thought |
| dream theater pretending to be metallica on top of their usual shindigs, and it elevates it beyond their usual |
| Drenai Deathwalker |
| awkward and unsatisfying epic melobleath/folk mix |
| Drive Like Jehu Yank Crime |
| punk n noise gud, prog bad |
| Drowning Pool Desensitized |
| fake bikini bitch tits music agreed |
| Drowning Pool Full Circle |
| sum energetic ahrd alt rocks but nothing trvly spirited |
| Drudkh Microcosmos |
| a veritably drony drudkh not achieving more than the basic bm accredits |
| Drudkh Handful of Stars |
| a bit more magical than last few releases with a highlight in cholodni krayevidi but ultimately plain drudkh |
| Drudkh All Belong to the Night |
| starts good but soon filters out into avg modern bm with thurios providing some of the weakest vox ever |
| Dua Lipa Future Nostalgia |
| a more energetic and less gross ariana |
| Duran Duran Duran Duran |
| new wave new wavin. flock is better |
| Eagles One Of These Nights |
| decent high n low current eagles |
| Eagles Desperado |
| much better song writing but not quite soul grasping |
| Echo Collective The See Within |
| a couple good pieces but ultimately your avg film score pretending to be more |
| Ed Sheeran x |
| ed she is a ratty bastard in a lot of ways but occasionally he produces something well above his contempories, in this case one, nina, and bloodstream, rest is either filler or not quite there bringing this down a lot |
| Ed Sheeran ÷ |
| typical pop album with its hits taken down by filler. best moments on dive and happier with perfect being a near perfect composition, love that song |
| Ed Sheeran = |
| another album of poppy thrushes and duds |
| Ed Sheeran Deezer Session |
| songs actually a nice big sound, though he's definitely over the anger that created don't |
| Edenbridge My Earth Dream |
| their first mid af. only big moments in paramount |
| Edenbridge The Great Momentum |
| another mid bridge. shiantara is the funnest track |
| Edenbridge Dynamind |
| this one ends up being quite the slog. highlights in live and let go and on the other side for the most part |
| Edenbridge Shangri-La |
| has some bangers in call of eden n hall of shame but otherwise motionsgoing blehs |
| Edge Of Paradise Universe |
| an awkward and quite cringe at moments mrock album with some dusties sprinkled throughout, but also not technically that bad. still the only standout track is burn the sun, an instrumental where they actually play their instruments and the rock princess vox dont hold them back (tho i still wish it was a complete ensemble, its further awkward that the only good track doesnt have at least some passable vocal lines) |
| Edguy Hellfire Club |
| buttfire cunt in the lavatory lovemachine |
| Einherjer Norwegian Native Art |
| when the norwegians are bad at their native art |
| Einherjer Norrøne Spor |
| a satyricon type transformation in these wandering inebriated vikings |
| Einherjer Dragons Of The North XX |
| a rerecording with new members did not elevate these middling amalgasails |
| Electra Mustaine I Thought I Knew It All |
| a morose cover of her dad's song in acoustic pop country style, a very different flavour barely recognizable, its just alright |
| Elton John Empty Sky |
| fair genre extending compositions |
| Eluveitie Evocation II: Pantheon |
| epona, nantosvelta, and lugus are the stars here, sounds so thick u barely notice there isnt any electricity running through them, but the rest is just a similar to evoc i hodgepodge of random folk diddlies that dont rly do anything but give the new lineup some practice working together |
| Eluveitie Divico |
| a mild offcut lost to time |
| Elvenking The Pagan Manifesto |
| folky power pop slop unworthy of the royal name tho the second half gets better |
| Elvenking Reader Of The Runes - Rapture |
| a poppy lesser folk dragonforce the reader developed dyslexia |
| Empires of Euphrates Echoes Of Ancient Past |
| derpcorey meloderp but its not all bad for that |
| Empyrean Fire Pacific Northwest Symphonic Invasion |
| overinflated modern blasymph track |
| Enid Munsalvaesche |
| movie score metal and bad singing |
| Ensemble Desiderium Weeping in the Woods (demo 2021) |
| as it says on the jewel case but the weeping is mournfulish aaaahhsss |
| Ensemble Desiderium A Hymn to the Land (demo 2021) |
| an alright folk hymn without anything too bombastic |
| Ensiferum From Afar |
| petri era siffy goes over the top with bombastic synth effects and forget theyre a band not a b fantasy film company. still title is tolerable, tavern is classic siffy fun, and ruins is a trv gem like wanderer. but then u have long ass bores like the interlude in stone cold (otherwise quite good) and the pointless heathen throne doublet |
| Ensiferum Tale of Revenge |
| certainly a couple of the mid offerings released off iron |
| Ensiferum Unsung Heroes |
| a lot better than i remember. the suck is still suck but burning leaves, retribution, and pohjola bring it up big time |
| Ensiferum One Man Army |
| axe of judgement is the only decent/good track. and then just filler, all filler, nothing but le filler until maiden of the north raising it to 2.5 just for that. bonus warmetal not bad |
| Ensiferum Winter Storm |
| another lifeless ensiferum knockoff-sounding album, which it essentially is, until the decent from order to chaos and pretty good closer victorious |
| Enslaved Isa |
| modern bm riffs with prog sections that arent actually all that proggy and sometimes even add to the structure but inevitably results in a giant meh |
| Enslaved Mardraum - Beyond the Within |
| take out the prog n this would be a good black thrash album, stjerneheimen is a jam |
| Enslaved Nema |
| rather bad quality and boring in the first half but picks up in the 2nd |
| Enslaved The Sleeping Gods |
| mid bm/prog shit as usual |
| Enslaved Thorn |
| more poseur kvlt gazy shit, does flutey keys doe |
| Enslaved Utgard |
| p much just avg black folk at this point |
| Enslaved Caravans to the Outer Worlds |
| mid amorphis i mean enslaved ep |
| Entombed When in Sodom |
| a mid ep tilting on gross, meh, n fucking weird |
| Entombed Hollowman |
| too much rock |
| Epica Consign to Oblivion |
| the midest epica ever, like they were so surprised phantom agony worked out they just hashed this together. nothing is horribly bad, but nothing truly epic either, but a highlight in quietus with most of black inf n title pretty good |
| Epica This is the Time |
| i mean not much of a rework, boring ass title track followed by some of their easy bests unnoticably different |
| Epica We Will Take You With Us |
| pretty much just poorer recordings of their debut, save a highlight in a simonized memory. sexy come hither tho |
| Equilibrium Renegades |
| title is technometal but i like it so a 4 to that; tornado 2.5 who is this cleans guy; himmel ENDLICH EIN WENIG DEUTSCHS! ES KNALLT 4; destiny mr quest seeker ruins this shit and wtf rappers brah?? 2.5; moonlight jesus fuck the worst thing that has this name on it omfg 1.5; kawawawa filler track with more bad singing and cultural appropriation 1.5; johnny b what. the. act. ual. fuck. any. thing. but. this. come. the. fuck. on. motherfuckers.1.; final tear fuck the fucking fucking fuck off with fucking thunberg 2 ignoring that little government pawn ffs go woke go broke u fucking reets; hype train actually slaps julie elven has a sexy voice 3.5; phoenix as it is 2 |
| Ereb Altor Eldens Boning |
| out of all viking bands why did this one get to sail so often o i know its bc they stopped fighting for valhalla |
| Ereb Altor Hälsingemörker |
| tyr levels of pseudo-viking cringe paling to their fairly glorious past |
| Ereb Altor Valkyrian Fate |
| valkyrian fart (the kind that flies far and high) |
| Eternal Champion Ravening Iron |
| a more banal version of their debut, 80s heavy with ghost vox. nekkid wahmen tho |
| Eternal Drak Drak Metal |
| joke band but has a cover of in league with satan |
| Ethereal Shroud Trisagion |
| if agalloch was cool and ripped off moonsorrow and omnium gatherum and then astral mariner is a borefest |
| Europe Wings of Tomorrow |
| fun enough rock songs but nothing that rly bangs |
| Every Little Thing Many Pieces |
| grip is the best anime song ever, n ambivalence isnt bad |
| Evil Trimegistus Residual Electrical Impulses of Tragedy |
| 1 2 robin williams quote lamo melobladoom |
| Evil Trimegistus Evil Trimegistus Remnants |
| generispooky ambients n some mellow doom riffs n mild shriek vox, fall thru erebus is the most interesting of it |
| Ex Deo Year of the Four Emperors |
| a groovefest as half baked as the first 3 epomperors' plans to reign |
| Exhorder The Law |
| pantera if they were actually metal and recruited hetfield for vox. still sucks |
| Exhumed Anatomy Is Destiny |
| much better than their previous 2 abominations but also merely mid deathrash |
| Exodus Tempo of the Damned |
| acdc gone thrash. shroud ov piss n seal of fist are the best tracks |
| Exodus Blood In, Blood Out |
| old time thrashers getn old, addin shit that shouldnt be in thrash to try to stay relevant |
| Extol Undeceived |
| prog ruins everything once again. at least inferno is solid |
| Extol Burial |
| if they'd only left the prog out this would be pretty good |
| Eye of Melian Everstrong |
| title n closer arent that great, middles are dece |
| Eyehategod Take as Needed for Pain |
| sludgin wit issues bb |
| Faceless Burial Speciation |
| an eclectic album consisting of random splices of dm, dd, bdm, vanilla metal, and tons and tons of prog riffs (40%+), an interesting construction but as with all ultra-prog'd albums deliberately throws away any momentum built |
| Fairyland Of Wars in Osyrhia |
| first half is basic n boring picks up in 2nd highlight in fellowship |
| Fairyland A New Dawn |
| not new enough |
| Fairyland To Stars and Beyond |
| poppy power slop still retaining the middle of the road pm band for eternity |
| Fathomage Minas Morgul - The Nazgul Awaken |
| a long journey of lethargic as the movies dunsynth |
| Fear Factory Digimortal |
| nude beatings n its great for jumpin up n down on a saturday |
| Fela Kuti Zombie |
| title is a happy dancy jungly jazzer, the two tracks that follow less and less so, while mistake live brings it up again a bit but not much |
| Fellowship The Winterlight Chronicles |
| piano slop and middling track |
| Fenris (NE) ...en doodenakkers tot den horizon |
| jigsaw amalgablack doodenakk deez nutz |
| Finrir New World |
| calm but foreboding syntheries |
| Finrir Berserker Blood |
| garbage aa kata equi krud |
| Finrir 24-25 |
| an unfortunate alliance between amon amarth and kataklysm |
| Firelink The Inveterate Fire |
| like the game rather tedious with a lot of roll spam rather than fighting |
| Five Finger Death Punch American Capitalist |
| another of those rock based nude muddly bands, singles under and coming down are the only standouts here |
| Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side of Hell, Volume 2 |
| generally decent tunes with battle born almost keepable |
| Five Finger Death Punch AfterLife |
| middle is absolute shit but the beginning is a party and they tie up the bs in the end fuck all y'all troll ratings |
| Flames Merciless Slaughter |
| bloody pulp'd deathrash |
| Fleetwood Mac Rumours |
| chain is the only track i can listen to in real time |
| Fleetwood Mac Kiln House |
| electric honky tonk yokelling and it is somewhat pleasant |
| Fleetwood Mac Mr. Wonderful |
| chill typical blue rocks not much else goin on |
| Flowerleaf Girl in Pearls |
| a fluffly nothing symph |
| Flyleaf Much Like Falling |
| 1st 2 tracks suck, tina goes ahrd, justice goes decently ahrd |
| Foreigner 4 |
| got juke, break, girlish and finally dont let go, rest are dece to duds |
| Forgotten North Beschwörung |
| a rather absurd jiggalingalong |
| Fortid World Serpent |
| slither slother slouch |
| Four Stroke Baron Data Diamond |
| makes me wanna dance like ace ventura hearing hammer smashed face |
| From Autumn to Ashes Holding a Wolf by the Ears |
| a mix of mccrap n pop punk makes this much better than most mccrap |
| From North Lindisfarne |
| amateur troll metal |
| Frosttide Decedents |
| tranquill is good but the rest are the same mid-avg amateur siffy mdm |
| Frozen Land Out Of The Dark |
| a decidedly mid pm album. cool art, kings a bitch and white lightning are the best tracks, techno bullshit on the last 2 tracks makes them nearly intolerable |
| Frozen Land Señorita |
| the video made me give .5 more than it deserves |
| Frozen Shield Ínia |
| a more synthy/symphonic ensiferum clone, only standout track is warrior woman |
| Fugazi Repeater |
| kind of a neat punk not punk ig not rly a repeater though |
| Galneryus 絆 - Fist of the Blue Sky |
| a massive step down for the ryus. songs suddenly simple with weak hooks |
| Gamma Ray Insanity and Genius |
| overdrawn low highs power -.5 just for that clown bullshit in heal me |
| Gatecreeper An Unexpected Reality |
| rotcore rottin |
| Gates of Ishtar A Bloodred Path |
| mid mdm in vein of atg but also better |
| Gehenna Adimiron Black |
| gehenna beating mayhem to the punch for a cleansed prog bm lp what a waste this 36 min album feels like 2 hrs |
| Gehenna WW |
| geh performing yet another progack theatre |
| George Frideric Handel Solomon HWV 67 Act 2 |
| quite a bit more active than act 1 but nothing spectacular |
| George Frideric Handel Solomon HWV 67 Act 3 |
| a bit more pompous than act 2 but ultimately only the famous arrival of sheba is worth it |
| Ghost (SWE) If You Have Ghost |
| typical ghost fare, circus novelty on haze is fun |
| Ghost (SWE) He Is |
| he is |
| Ghost (SWE) Impera |
| decent tunes overall but nothing packs a real punch |
| Ghost (SWE) Skeletá |
| whispy woods |
| Ghost Bath Self Loather |
| this bath isnt even moist |
| Girlschool Demolition |
| race with the devil cover is the only ahrd track in this series of lady driven midgoods |
| Giuseppe Verdi Messa da Requiem |
| one really only comes here for the days of anger |
| Glittertind Blane For Blane |
| folkoustic deviations |
| Goatlord Goatlord |
| frumpy deathdooms with an extra filler track |
| God Dethroned Ravenous |
| blackened death on paper n thats about it |
| Godflesh Streetcleaner |
| like rats is great, christbait and title are pretty good, rest is pure neurosis bleh |
| Godflesh Pure |
| its not bad and seems expansive but the over repetition of so many simple riffs without much else going on isnt much to latch onto, worthless asmr track lowers it |
| Godflesh Us and Them |
| metal is thrown to the wayside save for some basslines to pave the way for heaps of dust and now techno |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞ |
| dead flag is a good track, east is half n half, providence is mostly pointless asmr. would be better if instead of pretending everything goes together they cut it all up into smaller tracks |
| Golden Earring Moontan |
| in an era of worthless psych/prog bands earring is also that but also understand somewhat what the guitar is all about and u get some nice smashes on this culminating in their deserving single radar love |
| Golden Earring Winter-Harvest |
| starts energizing but becomes stalemate despite the short runtime |
| Goodnight Nurse Always and Never |
| decent length of bop punks, highlight in suffer |
| Gorefest La Muerte |
| an overly long fusion of dm/hc/doom/alt rock that isnt rly good or bad just kind of there |
| Gorgoroth Instinctus Bestialis |
| gorg's least well articulated sermon with the introduction of prog riffs amongst lukewarm worship |
| Gorguts The Erosion of Sanity |
| another album they could easily have turned into some sweet classic dm but had to throw in all that prog shit instead |
| Gortuary Awakening Pestilent Beings |
| short n gaseous. u know me i dont like burps. necrotizing is win tho |
| Gosia Andrzejewicz Film |
| title 3; chwila 3; klucz 3.5; nie rozdzieli 2; on 2; plomien 4; obiecaj 3.5; ciszej 2.5; then for whatever reason a bunch of shitty american pop imitations not afraid 1; believe 1.5; 2gether 1; lover 1.5; you 2; siebie 3 |
| Grateful Dead The Grateful Dead |
| better than the beatles anyway |
| Grave Hating Life |
| grave is another band that cant resist the groove trend and contributes yet another bleh (if more dmy) to its census |
| Grave Digger Heavy Metal Breakdown |
| enthusiasm in abundance but no real power |
| Grave Forsaken This Day Forth |
| christian thrash wimpy smash |
| Grave Forsaken Destined for Ascension |
| great riffs, terrible clean singing and often lyrics IF SOMEBODY SHOVED A BIBLE IN MY FACE, THERE WAS A STRONG CHANCE OF VIOLENCE! |
| Graveland Necromanteion |
| dreary bm juvenalia |
| Graveland Promo June '92 |
| the inner gurglings of a tiny but malcontent beast |
| Graveshadow Nocturnal Resurrection |
| half butt poppy symph metal with very unwelcome mccrotch occasions |
| Graveworm Fragments Of Death |
| yea at this point its just some basic mdm |
| Graveworm Killing Innocence |
| uh is this graveworm or fking kataklysm?!?!? |
| Graveyard Rodeo Sowing Discord in the Haunts of Man |
| random thrash/hardcore/prog/alt bullshit that turns n twists too much to either hate or appreciate |
| Green Day Warning |
| one final bleh album before their masterpiece |
| Green Day Dookie |
| one amazing hit in the epic canon cover that is basket case and a mild banger in come around, then the rest is the result of doing nothing but smoking green all fucking day |
| Green Day Insomniac |
| nothing special at all about this one |
| Green Day Kerplunk |
| raw pop punks with nothing special |
| Green Day Otis Big Guitar Mix |
| wild one is great other two are meh |
| Grotesque The Black Gate is Closed |
| dark dleack metal from back when lindberg didnt sound like a nargle |
| Gungnir Man of Iron |
| a voxless empty cover |
| Guns N' Roses G N' R Lies |
| not an lp dipshits, live side is decent acoustic is crap what a cashgrab, good on spotify for staying trv anyway |
| Guns N' Roses The Spaghetti Incident? |
| a not too bad collection of covers |
| Guns N' Roses Oh My God |
| guns reappears (axl does anyway) with a random weirdly dust ninmm track with nins lead and everything |
| GWAR Ragnarok |
| with a title to match goin metal make gwar a bit tougher |
| GWAR Beyond Hell |
| gwar makin mild metulz |
| GWAR We Kill Everything |
| gwar hated this album so much they wouldnt play anything on it, prob because its the heaviest theyve done thus and too hard for them to replicate live. so much effort into writing mid metal riffs they forgot to take a cheese win cover photo too, lame totem bullshit instead |
| GWAR Violence Has Arrived |
| actually not bad, sad when a joke band learns how to play better than so many |
| GWAR Lust in Space |
| even mwar mild metal provocatory gwar |
| GWAR Bloody Pit of Horror |
| gwar got mild mid metal down to the v of your moms crotch, seem to be out of ideas with all those generic song titles tho |
| GWAR Battle Maximus |
| gotta say if nothing else gwar became one of the most consistent metal bands ever, mid and songs full of rape but still |
| Gwen Stefani Bouquet |
| a pretty pop album like a casual streetshop bouquet |
| Gwydion Veteran |
| latter day even less inspired siffy clone? |
| H-Bomb Coup de métal |
| decentish nwofhm |
| H-Bomb To Feel Is Pain |
| perfectly average heavies from some frenchies |
| Hades Resisting Success |
| has the potential to be great thrashpow with doomy elements but as they say they are resisting success |
| Hades Almighty The Pulse of Decay |
| undead mayhem in a more black and cheesy fashion |
| Hades Almighty Pyre Era, Black! |
| one of those grandiloquent but substanceless shitstirrers with a bit o' kingy at the end |
| Halgadom Verdunkelung des Göttlichen |
| german folk longings |
| Hallows Eve Death & Insanity |
| laidback thrash stash |
| HammerFall Legacy Of Kings |
| mid pm with a few tracks that almost get there but nothing worth hearing again |
| HammerFall Crimson Thunder |
| an actually decent hammerfall bum. hearts on fire n esp edge of honour are trv rockers, the rest just get caught in the mid mire |
| Hand Of Fire Nuclear Sunrise |
| some mid af plain cheese pizza thrash |
| Hanternoz Au Fleuve de Loire |
| middling overlengthy french charred folkems |
| Hanternoz Mallozh d'Ar Zistrujerien Kastell Ankiniz |
| an ep of avg folk bm |
| Haste the Day When Everything Falls |
| raspy screams already make this album better than 99% mccore, lots of melodies and only a handful of groove killing breakdowns, almost sounds like a metal album |
| Hate Anaclasis: A Haunting Gospel Of Malice & Hatred |
| behemoth x vader and its not even that good |
| Hatebreed Perseverance |
| mostly metal riffs laid out in conscious songwriting with not completely incongruent hardcore screams make this album peak mccore, but even that is unnecessarily ruined by momentum destroying classic metalcore breakdowns |
| Hatebreed Rise of Brutality |
| didnt think groovecore could sound decent but this does, tho it wears out 2/3s through |
| Hatebreed Supremacy |
| i mean yeah mccore lolz but also theyre pretty damn energetic so they can have the highest end of the mccore score, the things you can do when you forget about breakdowns and use real (if simple) metal riffs |
| Hath Of Rot And Ruin |
| an unfortunate mess of mostly proggy derpcore with occasional smatterings of modern bm n dm |
| Heart Little Queen |
| little hearts |
| Heart Brigade |
| some great rock songs but it goes on far too long and quality dips from tracks obviously worked on to longeralbummeansbetter filler |
| Heathen Victims of Deception |
| rushtallica maiden generic as all balls |
| Heaven Shore Golden Age |
| crappy rockelofolkeath do not listen |
| Heavy Load Full Speed At High Level |
| heavy old school MROCKS and annoyingnesses I'LL BE A ROCK N ROLL FREAK UNTIL THE DAY I DIIIIIIIEEEE |
| Hecate Enthroned The Slaughter of Innocence, A Requiem for the Migh |
| cof clone that somehow has better technical ability but just isnt that good |
| Hedninger Beginning |
| mild melodic blackking metal with some bathory allusions including a horrible cover docking another .5 just for that |
| Heidevolk Vuur Van Verzet |
| real mid crap until the end, gungnir is the best track |
| Heidra The Blackening Tide |
| borderline cringe low effort blapowolk |
| Heidra Lone Warrior |
| lone folk strum poem |
| Helheim Kaoskult |
| crap side mayhem inflected bm puree |
| Helheim Heiðindómr ok mótgangr |
| wannabe nordic bm slop with embarrassing mm dust |
| Helheim The Journeys and the Experiences of Deat |
| psychopath gesticular bm and slagsworth drawl |
| Helheim rauniaR |
| rock n roll trolllllll |
| Helheim Woduridar |
| plays like an eight legged horse and some sadboi emo bullshit at the end you do not deserve any depiction of knight-viking |
| Helloween The Dark Ride |
| some mild funs but nothing whole |
| Helloween Pink Bubbles Go Ape |
| its not actually that bad, more rock than metal, mankind is a legit epic one-of-best hellow songs tho |
| Helloween Unarmed |
| acoustic/symphonic rerecordings of some of their hits, works on some better than others |
| Helstar The King of Hell |
| not keeping his reign with this mild thrapow |
| Herodes Rehearsal Demo Tape - August 21st 1993 |
| found resignate a tu dimension, mostly hc riffs with metal bridge and solo and the same rapid espanol vox |
| Heroik Heart of Battle |
| not very good modern power |
| Hexenhaus The Edge of Eternity |
| overprog'd thrash with random synths pretending to add an epicness impossible in its environment |
| Hexvessel When We Are Death |
| folk good psych ass |
| Hexx Under the Spell |
| and their sophomore doesnt contain much magic either |
| Hibria The Skull Collectors |
| a not interesting at all collection of heapows |
| Hilary Duff Metamorphosis |
| one of the better pop princesses but uh i thought this was for a young audience why are we talking about 69 and that lyric on inner strength about throwing life away ummmm |
| Hiromi Sonicwonderland |
| a jazzy rigmarole the likes of which initially incur my disdain but eventually win me over to not minding hearing it |
| Holdark Ocean |
| melodic growl prog folk chant swim like a funkier amorphis with opeth on the side |
| Hollywood Undead Christmas in Hollywood (Single) |
| mistletoe fuck, thats hot |
| Holy Blood Shining Sun |
| more of a straight up folk effort. the flutes on here at points get unbearably obnoxiously annoying and the song writing is much poorer. still my fate and title shine as trv tracks |
| Holy Blood Glory to the Heroes |
| castoffs from their more purely folky efforts |
| Holy Blood Day of Vengeance |
| bare bones doomy black n roll with only the slightest folk tinge. sounds like a new singer with a cool consistent voice, but the rest is quite bland. also that cover wtf lmao |
| Holy Moses Redefined Mayhem |
| thrashcore aint all bad |
| Hoplites Ψευδομένη |
| violent robot sex. get rid of the prog and itd be an easy 4 |
| Horrendous The Chills |
| part lindberg voxed mdm, some prog, a lot of wannabe osdm |
| Hozier Hozier |
| when hozier hits it like on church n work he hits it but otherwise bleh |
| Hypocrisy The Arrival |
| flamsey mids thruout |
| Hypocrisy Hypocrisy |
| fractured, hybrid, n fusion are great but then they decide they want to be a shit band and stop playing music |
| Hypocrisy End of Disclosure |
| another date where he says all the right things at dinner but ends up being shit in bed |
| Hypocrisy Too Drunk to Fuck |
| silly boiz |
| I Set My Friends On Fire You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter |
| poppunky lectro mccore + jokes makes this unironically better than the vast, vast majority of mccore |
| Iced Earth Burnt Offerings |
| not a fan of this album yet it is still somewhat hypnotic, best ofc is inferno |
| Iggy Pop Lust For Life |
| popping cherries |
| Igorrr Nostril |
| the only time experimental has worked out relatively well, tendon is classic igorrr n unpleasant sonata is quite pleasant indeed |
| Ihsahn The Adversary |
| ok is ihsahn just a misspelling of insane what is this ultra prog petri lindroos vox melodeath symphonic power bm thing highlight invocation with its whistly keys minus the mute section |
| Illvilja The Absence of Light |
| his sophomore is pretty basic not much going on here |
| Immolation Close to a World Below |
| close to mah butthole!! indeed as this is some airy, light dm, like a fart. repetitive and hollow immo's magnum opus and yet a mere middler of an album, weak grunt vocals, way too many breaks and whammy squeals, like sitting in on a boring sunday service but the priest occasionally yells something about the pitfalls of hell so you cant ever quite take a nap, an inappropriate reverence given to both |
| Immortal Blizzard Beasts |
| by far their worst not so immortal |
| Immortal War Against All |
| a rather dilapidated version of everything immortal used to be |
| Immortal Slave Cantilena |
| 4 5 9 11 14 some dilettante gothic sort of metal |
| Imperanon Demo 2006 |
| dunno what happened in the meantime but this is ass despite the better production than the wins they made before |
| Imperial Triumphant Abyssal Gods |
| better than ulcerate anyway, behemothy |
| Impurity (BR) The Lamb's Fury |
| impoopity the lamb's fart |
| In Flames Colony |
| Embody 3.5/5; Story 2.5/5; Scorn 2.5/5; Title 4/5 rockin afffffffff; Zombie 2/5; Pallar 1/5; Coerced 2/5; Resin 2.5/5; Space 99 2.5/5 Insipid 2.5/5; World 2.5/5 |
| In Flames The Mirror's Truth |
| eh half points for almost resembling sthg good |
| In Flames The Quiet Place |
| can get down with the remix, not a bad ep |
| Incandescence Le Coeur de l'Homme |
| more modern garbage prog black death |
| Incantation The Forsaken Mourning of Angelic Anguish |
| another decent almost good album largely ruined by doom, guttural is correct and realm is a noob |
| Incantation Primordial Domination |
| their worst album by far, way too much lazy doom. as noted below here in 2023 the spotify version still has the anti piracy message jizzed in the middle of every track |
| Incantation Deliverance of Horrific Prophecies |
| painfully avg dm tho it showed potential |
| Incursed Amalur |
| a low grade more mdmy tyr, but lurramets, cryhavoc, and harvests are pretty good |
| Infernal (BRA) Drowning in the Chalice of Sin |
| gorgeous cover only for sloppy spilled blood deathdoom |
| Internal Suffering Unmercyful Extermination |
| pig squawks |
| Iron Maiden Brave New World |
| bruce is back bb. decent melorock tunes but goes on too long. at least the vox are correct |
| Iron Maiden Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son |
| good riffs but wish dickenson had deeper vox, dont care for elongated minimal instrum sections |
| Iron Maiden A Matter Of Life And Death |
| maiden just doing it out of habit by this point, a lot of bleh but some wins like diff world, lord o light, legacy |
| Iron Maiden Best Of The B'Sides |
| dat ass, bunch of hawt maidens, derpy maidens, middly diddly maidens |
| Jag Panzer Ample Destruction |
| we get it you love iron maiden |
| Japan Adolescent Sex |
| decent jam rocks |
| Jimmy Eat World Bleed American |
| inoffensive mellow pop punk by some clean cut white boys that your whole family can enjoy. too many ballads though |
| Jimmy Eat World Static Prevails |
| jimmy's a sweet girl |
| Job For A Cowboy Demonocracy |
| what do you know they made a metal album after all, its just progdeath but way more than i thought them capable of |
| John Coltrane My Favorite Things |
| not my favourite thing but pretty sweet, variations on the just released broadway hit well adapted |
| John Coltrane Meditations |
| orgiastic harpy sex followed by hangover wanderings of the alcohol thence imbibed |
| Judas Priest British Steel |
| jp write a couple more metal tracks in rapid fire and steeler, otherwise mostly dece ahrd rockens |
| Judas Priest Sin After Sin |
| riff after riff as jp increase the metal in their balls out rockin' |
| Judas Priest Turbo |
| jp take a break to play some new wavy rock and its not even that bad |
| Judas Priest Redeemer Of Souls |
| much like angel but significantly better quality, battle cry is pretty good |
| Judas Priest Firepower |
| a fairly fiery effort for an age old band |
| Juggernaut (USA-TX) Baptism Under Fire |
| prog speashies n they never elevate beyond listenable |
| Julia Michaels Not In Chronological Order |
| deadly woeman |
| Kaira Roots of Veles |
| millenial symph metal and its about as good as it is bad or perhaps worse |
| Kamelot The Awakening |
| a not bad kameltoe. i can jam eventide at least |
| Kanye West The College Dropout |
| kanye is the weirdest bad good pop rap crap ever, family business and the skits are amazing |
| Kat Róże miłości najchętniej przyjmują się na grobach |
| slow groove oriented polish storytelling and some caveman drawls at the end |
| Kataklysm In the Arms of Devastation |
| and the award for most lethargic mdm goes to... |
| Kataklysm Heaven's Venom |
| first half is horrible, picks up slightly in 2nd half to score a generally avg mdm iacono vox suck balls |
| Katatonia Brave Murder Day |
| brave flutter flay |
| Katy Perry One of the Boys |
| balance of good/boring tracks, tt+fingerprints go ahrd, but kissed is one of the worst compositions ever and needs to die. PENIS |
| Kavara Overthrown |
| mccory basic mdm with the most amateurama vox oat and nude muddly rhyme lyrics, tho some riffs on killing makes a living |
| Kavara Oppression |
| amateur arrangement of rawly midgood growlzish and nude muddly riffs |
| Keep of Kalessin Kolossus |
| starts great but soon melds into a something bm adjacent theatre with dumb voiceovers and fucking kasklysm all over the place holy shit esp at the end just how much influence did mauricio iacono have over this |
| Kells Lueurs |
| french evanescence. better than evanescence tbh |
| Kelly Clarkson Breakaway |
| some heavy tracks followed by a swamp of mid poppops |
| Killer Dwarfs Big Deal |
| mild but fun party rock not bad for a spin |
| Killing Joke Almost Red |
| post punky |
| Kim Petras Feed The Beast |
| not that bad tbh. straight up pop with a little throat goat. coconuts can be interpreted a couple different ways lennylenny |
| King Diamond Conspiracy |
| connotverygoodacy |
| King of Asgard Fi'mbulvinter |
| an automated version of actually good black folk albums |
| King of Asgard Karg |
| melodeath unleashed and overlong |
| Kings of Leon Only By The Night |
| has sex on fire n cold desert and thats about it |
| KISS Crazy Nights |
| 80s kiss is the way to go what do ya know |
| KISS Asylum |
| shit another kiss album that isnt horribly bad who knew |
| KISS Lick It Up |
| hoyl shit an actually tolerable kiss album dafuqqq |
| KIT-I Китай |
| decent emo rocks in russian, highlight in moye sertse |
| Klaus Schulze Irrlicht |
| electric boogaloo deutschlandische |
| Klaus Schulze Moondawn |
| indeed lost in space asmr climaxing in a voyageous discovery, but it takes a long time to get there |
| Koji Kondo Super Mario 64 Original Soundtrack |
| except metallic mario, koopas theme, ultimate koopa, and the stall roll, very annoying outside the game |
| Koji Kondo Star Fox 64 OST |
| def died to this soundtrack too many times to rate any higher |
| Korpiklaani Karkelo |
| general folky fun but they rly dont amp it up past vodka |
| Korpiklaani Noita |
| admittedly pretty avg for the korpi, but still some bangers like sahti and esp jouni jouni at least listen to that omg |
| Korpiklaani Where the Wild Wolves Have Gone |
| orig powerwolf version is much better unfortunately |
| Korpiklaani Manala (English) |
| u wouldnt think a simple change of language would affect an album so much, and for the most part it doesnt, steel even sounds better in some ways than rauta, but then they go and have some unnamed losers shit on predator with shitty mccore vox, completely ruining one of the best tracks, then they dont bother to run a version of sumussa, another strong track. smh shouldve just put the effort into another banger instead of bothering with this |
| Krallice Ygg Huur |
| some more mid transcendentals. def getting bored |
| Krallice Prelapsarian |
| a short, lame, proggy album showcasing nothing new |
| Krallice Loüm |
| loummmmm is pretty close loo-ammmeee |
| Krallice Demonic Wealth |
| liturgy called, they want their herpaderp back |
| Kreator Phantom Antichrist |
| starts better than it ends, decent thrash but the clear trad vox ruin it a lot, then wtf are those melodeath abominations at the end? |
| Kreator Hate Über Alles |
| middling af thrash with old man hanging on vox and midnight sun was weird |
| Kyuss Welcome To Sky Valley |
| grocking it up in here |
| L.A. Guns Waking The Dead |
| cummin ahrd n swingaling |
| La Torture des Tenebres Civilization Is the Tomb of Our Noble Gods |
| artless krallicecore with stupid and at length quotations |
| Laaz Rockit Know Your Enemy |
| AAAAWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
| Labyrinth Sons of Thunder |
| a unique blend of power n hair |
| Lady Gaga The Fame |
| holy balls are all her hits from the front third of this album? somehow they dont rly annoy me but then theres some generic pop however certain melodies exist on boys n summer that almost make them good songs |
| Lamb of God VII: Sturm Und Drang |
| first couple of tracks are promising as theyre essentially log gone melodeath, but then they fall into a dull sideways slide into mediocrity. bonus wine and piss has nothing over piss n vinegar |
| Leatherwolf Street Ready |
| great hair n energy but nothing is particularly landing |
| Leatherwolf Kill The Hunted |
| classic cheese pleese |
| Leaves' Eyes Fires In The North |
| not a great ep tho swords in rock elevates it a bit |
| Leaves' Eyes Melusine |
| decentish symph with some acoustic editions |
| Leaves' Eyes Black Butterfly |
| mid af ep save stille nacht |
| Leaves' Eyes Viking Spirit (Original Score) |
| for a score about vikings there isnt much to it until you get to the nonscore 2020 version of blazing waters |
| Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti |
| flows unusually well for a double album, outtakes dont bother it too much |
| Led Zeppelin In Through The Out Door |
| ledzep go out much the same way they came in, the skimmest possibility of achieving something great, once even touching on metal, instead they dissipated from the world leaving only one good song in immigrant, carouselambra and all my love are the best on this |
| LEDGER Non-Album Singles |
| eh a couple o' decentish pop nothings |
| Lee Aaron Call Of The Wild |
| when u cold call the wild and u get the mild instead |
| Legion of the Damned Malevolent Rapture |
| pretty silly but not entirely bad |
| Les Batards du Nord Le fer, la mer et la bière |
| drunk french folk fete |
| Les Ramoneurs de Menhirs Tan ar Bobl |
| not as good as their other albums, pretty motions going for them |
| Leviathan Tentacles of Whorror |
| tryhard wannabe bm with dumb effects |
| Lil Wayne Tha Carter II |
| a decent rap album but nothing really pops out (other than dem abs ( ? ?? ?) |
| Limbonic Art Moon In The Scorpio |
| holy shit they should have never been given a studio, way to butcher your own compositions. everything super streamlined like a 2000s dimmu borgir album, the only things worth listening to being the key solos and an edited version of gleams of death |
| Limbonic Art Epitome Of Illusions |
| studio prodding these demos results in once again an album half great blasymph, half sesame street singalongs |
| Limbonic Art In Abhorrence Dementia |
| half and half gud and cringe, perfectly balanced, as you never want your bm to be |
| Lindsey Stirling Brave Enough |
| wtf happened? on her previous albums she only flirted with pop flops but this has a whole army of untalented singers pushing her violin to the wayside. nevertheless lost girls exists and arena + phoenix are 2 of her best ever pieces, such a shame theyre followed by so much crap |
| Linkin Park Hybrid Theory |
| the album that started a new millenium of nude muddle, only with you is worth commonplace spins |
| Linkin Park Underground 6 |
| not such a good ep |
| Linkin Park Underground 7 |
| poor quality live tracks including a couple bleh new songs |
| Linkin Park 2011 North American Tour |
| a mid ep with some weird shit |
| Linkin Park Underground 2 |
| sounds pretty good, some more raw near guts from chester, lofi doesnt help on the more put together album tracks though. live tracks decent |
| Linkin Park Underground 4 |
| def dont sound as good live on this |
| Little V. Epic Metal Covers Vol. 2 |
| little virgin just doesnt produce as good covers as his fellow musictubers |
| Liturgy Renihilation |
| blackcucked procrastinations |
| Liv Kristine Deus Ex Machina |
| lofty flofts |
| Living Sacrifice Conceived In Fire |
| sugar if sugar werent silly |
| Lord Belial Revelation - The 7th Seal |
| fkn dissection worship wannabe album with dumb clean vox at least thulcandra was good when they did it |
| Loreena McKennitt The Wind That Shakes The Barley |
| nop, worst mckennitt where is the celtic magic |
| Lost In Grey Under the Surface |
| avg symph with a lot more preaching than usual like stfu, varjo gets a bit more elevated though |
| Loudblast Cross the Threshold |
| middling melodeath ep |
| Louis Armstrong Plays W.C. Handy |
| tries the patience but picks up in the 2nd half to be not too bad |
| Ludacris Chicken-n-Beer |
| o ludacris u so crazy |
| Ludichrist Immaculate Deception |
| silly ahrder st style cross WHEN I EAT POTATO CHIPS, THERE IS A GOD IN MY DIP HEY WAITER! THERE'S A GOD IN MY SOUP |
| Ludovico Einaudi Le Onde |
| only title and questa notte are worthwhile piano pieces here, the rest is a great swamp of lethargic bore |
| Ludovico Einaudi Stanze |
| harp composed but not played by einaudi, quiet dainty and not very interesting |
| Lull Dreamt About Dreaming |
| save for the negative nancy im going to hell repetition a fine asmr album |
| Lumsk Fremmede Toner |
| pretty norsk lady enchantations with riffs amongst however the songwriting is not especially on point, unnecessarily proggy, and too long |
| Lynyrd Skynyrd Second Helping |
| SWEET HOME HONKYTONKABAMA |
| Macabre Gloom |
| grindy dm parody with real riffs but also silly silly high vox for lolz |
| Magic Kingdom Symphony Of War |
| small amount of magic in this warring kingdom symphony and overambitious slog resulting in annex from its hackneyed wannabe tolkien sweep |
| Magnum The Serpent Rings |
| mid pms with a highlight in eden |
| Mago de Oz No me digas adiós |
| dying rose lullaby |
| Malice In the Beginning... |
| priest worshipping middle mrock |
| Mania (DE) Changing Times |
| generic undropped balls heapow also these lyrics "his job smells like a fish in a trash can" wtf alright we dont need war is pretty good |
| Manilla Road Invasion |
| a pyrrhic victory |
| Manilla Road Spiral Castle |
| we spiraling around a tower of prog mrocks |
| Manilla Road Mark of the Beast |
| mark of the prock mrock odyssey |
| Manilla Road Voyager |
| a heavier style for manilla but pretty vanilla and not bringing back much viking stylings or not |
| Mannheim Steamroller Ambience Autumn Song |
| what it says on the cover recommended for those who dont go outside |
| Manowar Battle Hymns |
| they start very ahrd rocky and nothing is that great |
| Manowar Into Glory Ride |
| still not very epic, mostly slower songs, trying to be the american maiden or sthg, just entirely mid |
| Manowar Louder Than Hell |
| could have been a lot better just hereyago album |
| Marduk Those of the Unlight |
| dissection but bad |
| Marduk World Funeral |
| mid af bm come on guys |
| Mare Cognitum The Sea Which Has Become Known |
| agalloch trying to be krallice |
| Mariah Carey Merry Christmas |
| naturally ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUU as well as a justified if not as good as darlene love's baby please, but the other classics/originals are run of the mill |
| Marianas Rest Auer |
| theyre just typical core vox brah. anyway they steal a lot of ideas from their fellow finns, which would be great if it was good, but instead is just this second rate mishmash of c sides with a post core vibe |
| Marianas Trench Masterpiece Theatre |
| all n celebrity are always fun but the rest is meh filler n titles are crap |
| Marilyn Manson Remix & Repent |
| this remix ep is better than 90% of his actual albums lmao |
| Marilyn Manson The High End Of Low |
| another tolerable manson album who knew. do they all have to be over an hr tho? |
| Marshmello Joytime III |
| a definite growth from his first 2 albums. much more dubsteppy, tracks actually sound like songs, thought out and clearly worked on. dont listen to doublez he has virgin ears |
| Marshmello RIGHT |
| find me to bounce better than anything on his 1st 2 lps for sure |
| Martina McBride Wild Angels |
| a not too intolerable cunpop album |
| Masakatsu Takagi Kagayaki |
| some great pieces here mired with random japanese paraphernalia |
| Massacre Back From Beyond |
| midgood deathrash with occasional hc screams WHERE IS MY TRV MASSY?!?!?!?!? |
| Massacre 99 Stab Wounds |
| massacre goin AHRDCORE |
| Massacre War Machine 2023 |
| silly massacring(e?), more seductive than the original anyway |
| Master Collection Of Souls |
| damn, lose your guitarist lose your riffs. this is a thrash/groove mess with only an adjacent dm ghost |
| Master's Hammer Šlágry |
| what the fuck |
| Maximum the Hormone Rokkinpo Goroshi |
| nipponen on droids |
| Maximum the Hormone Yoshu Fukushu |
| high energy nudecore with smatterings of nippop. but that energy is about all they got |
| Mayhem Psywar |
| mid track from the new album plus an otherwise unreleased bleh |
| Mayhem Atavistic Black Disorder / Kommando |
| back to attila's tormentor theatrics and some indescribable punk covers |
| Mayhem Voces ab Alta |
| a mild new mayhem |
| Mediera Storytellers of the Middle Age |
| as generic and borderline cringe as its title and art suggest |
| Megadeth Rust In Peace |
| holy wars is win but everything else mixes good riffs with wtf why and they commit suicide. on the contrary, its exactly BECAUSE I DO know thrash that i dislike this album |
| Megadeth Youthanasia |
| a tous le monde is win, rest is mid rock songs |
| Megadeth The System Has Failed |
| some dece riffs but nothing compelling |
| Megadeth United Abominations |
| washington is pretty win, a tout le monde still fresh, otherwise some good solos but thats all |
| Mekong Delta Toccata |
| title is why techthrash bands shouldnt touch classical, betty is lolz, interludium is p good given its not their score |
| Melechesh The Epigenesis |
| melechesh are now a parody of themselves, middle eastern alt rock |
| Melt-Banana Speak Squeak Creak |
| what a pots n pans banging obsessed child grows up to pursue |
| Melt-Banana Scratch or Stitch |
| SQUEAKY CLEANS!! |
| Menage A Un Anthems for Friendzoned Satanists |
| amusing sillinesses |
| Merauder Master Killer |
| not bad for groove |
| Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve |
| more decent thrashy grooves but nothing captivating |
| Meshuggah Chaosphere |
| another solid mid album until the thrashy retribution of elastic |
| Meshuggah Contradictions Collapse |
| a sugar album that i would say rocks but goes on too long n gets boring |
| Meshuggah Koloss |
| dont mind giving this 2.5, highlights in title n demons name but some pretty good rhythms on just about every track |
| Meshuggah The Violent Sleep of Reason |
| not too bad for a chuggah album tbh |
| Metal Church The Dark |
| boring heavy with some exciting thrash |
| Metal Duck Auto Ducko Destructo Mondo |
| silly deathgrinds that uh exist |
| Metallica Ride The Lightning |
| bell tolls is easily their best song, and title is classic, but fire n death could have been better, and the rest of the album is boring filler |
| Methadone Skies Different Layers Of Fear |
| some vox on this one, but it's honestly better without them. goes on for a little too long |
| Mgla Mdlosci |
| little bitch vocals take this down a lot |
| Midnattsol The Aftermath |
| hot cover but not a very good album save forsaken |
| Miles Davis Kind of Blue |
| decent classy restaurant background music anyway |
| Miles Davis Bitches Brew |
| mildly entertaining, very dissonant, i dont hate it |
| Millionaires Rated Xmas |
| creative and fun power pop track |
| Mindless Self Indulgence You'll Rebel To Anything |
| starts as rly fun high energy nudecore but 10mins-ish in stagnates and they cant keep it up despite only a 26 min run time, first couple bonuses are pure reetation but other two arent bad |
| Minutemen The Punch Line |
| i'd like my punk with a side of silly plz |
| Minutemen What Makes a Man Start Fires? |
| ardcore minutiae |
| Minutemen Joy |
| MiNuTe mAdNeSs |
| Miseration Your Demons ~ Their Angels |
| hollow modern dm production with a lame melody here n there, yet thrones n seven sins are pretty fun, better than any ss |
| Misfits Famous Monsters |
| famously SCHTICK |
| Misfits Earth A.D./Wolf's Blood |
| misfarts |
| Misfits Walk Among Us |
| the poppy n commercial side of early punk |
| Misthyrming Söngvar elds og óreiðu |
| some of that horrible modern bm. the worst parts of krallice x the best parts of dso. and some ambient that sounds better than anything else |
| Mitochondrion Vitriseptome |
| this starts amazing with the excellently composed and paced for all the sections they wanted in it classic war metal inspired increatum vox, but proceeds to become more and more mid and letting that go on for an hour and a half is no |
| Monolake Hongkong |
| an overlengthy asmr techno muzak |
| Monstrosity Millennium |
| a slightly better version of cc and a huge downgrade from imperial doom |
| Moonsorrow Suden Uni |
| actual pirate metal |
| Morbid Angel Blessed Are the Sick |
| a disappointing sophy, like they half assed it after their success with altars. in any case covenant more than made up for it |
| Morbid Angel Gateways to Annihilation |
| despite one of the best artworks oat, what domination and formulas sought out to accomplish in watering down their sound has been most completed in gateways. its in one ear and out the other-slow, plodding, like a limp cannibal corpse, this one goes out to all the doomers out there-thanks for making angel make a crappy album u suck. last couple tracks amp it up a little bit and end the album with a considerably better note |
| Morbid Angel Nevermore |
| a bleh title track but TECHNO ANGEL HELL YEEEEE |
| Morbid Death Echoes Of Solitude |
| crappy melodeath based amalgamate |
| Morbid Sin Sins of the Flesh |
| 2 4 6 7 cherry picked amateur threapow with a sexy cover |
| Morrigan A Ascensão do Fogo e do Aço |
| live singing is terrible and lazy slog vikings |
| Mors Principium Est Embers of a Dying World |
| combine the talentlessness of hypocrisy with a no fun version of norther n u got morsssssss |
| Mortification Post Momentary Affliction |
| now this is where they started going off their rocker. kind just half assed deathrash that should be better than it is but everything is all meh or bleh with overseer perhaps being the only exception. bonus butchered mutilation is the only thing worth keeping, a trv cc song if there ever was one |
| Mortification Realm Of The Skeletaur |
| weird dnd deathrashish awkward christian thing. tracks not bad, not good, no standouts |
| Mortiis Perfectly Defect |
| a mix of techilyn mansons and variable techambs with the beginning of absolution sounding just like (or is?) the bell and signal of a freighter |
| Mortiis Spirit of Rebellion |
| the dunsynth is back huzzah!!!!!! unfortunately its middle of the road |
| Morwinyon Wastelands |
| indifference is the only thing keeping this from being plain atmoprogamb. mighty disappointing sophy even if their debut was just well done krallicecore |
| Motley Crue Shout At The Devil |
| the crv take it down a notch for their sophomore |
| Motley Crue Girls, Girls, Girls |
| bring it back a bit with all them girlies eheh lennylennylenny |
| Motley Crue Saints Of Los Angeles |
| one last moderately decent effort by the crv, highlight in mothafucka |
| Motorhead 1916 |
| lazy motionsgoing motorhead with a couple ballads |
| Motorhead Inferno |
| one of their heaviest tracks ever in terminal show but the inferno cools down |
| Motorhead Bomber |
| motorheads first total idle, nothing pops except the blowback |
| Motorhead March Ör Die |
| a fair enough motorhead but they could use an oil change |
| Motorhead Kiss Of Death |
| some of the most by the numbers mhead but saves itself from be my baby onwards |
| Motorhead Overnight Sensation |
| overnight stagnation motionsgoing motorhead n boy put those muttons back on rn |
| Motorhead Hammered |
| middling modern motorhead |
| Motorhead Motörhead |
| poor production takes a lot away from this but the general motorhead idea is there |
| Motorhead On Parole |
| motorhead at their rawest and most primitive what a bunch of douchebags united extortionists were |
| Motorhead Motörizer |
| ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT! GO OVER AND KICK HIS ASS! a lesser but not without its charms typical motorhead |
| Motorhead Eat The Rich |
| a lesser track in title from rock n roll, a lackluster ep locked epic in just cos, and another ep only avg track in cradle |
| Motorhead Aftershock |
| a perfectly average mhead, but who else goes out rockin in their late 60s? |
| Motorhead Bad Magic |
| one final cruiser for the hell of it before the oil ran out and the engine seized |
| Municipal Waste The Art Of Partying |
| alright 3rd time around isnt so fun cmon guys |
| Mushroomhead M3 |
| classic nude muddlies none of which rly grip, dark n evil joe is lolz |
| Mvltifission Decomposition in the Painful Metamorphosis |
| slow slam weak effort dm at least they make demilich sound decent |
| My Bloody Valentine EPs 1988-1991 |
| just rating the extras, actually p good |
| My Chemical Romance The Black Parade |
| the epitome of emo pop settled in many a teenager's heart. indeed from the eternally adolescent-looking gerard way, to the frolicky feel-good tunes optimizing in title, this album is an audible prom drama at full capacity |
| My Chemical Romance Live and Rare |
| some of their not so great tracks live |
| My Chemical Romance Conventional Weapons |
| so close to being their best album, highlights in surrender n ambulance |
| Myrkur (UK) Beyond Darkness |
| more like foliage induced umbrage |
| Mystifier Tormenting the Holy Trinity |
| spammy bammy cant rly play instruments black death way to butcher bathory |
| Mystifier T.E.A.R. (The Evil Ascension Returns) |
| rather poor blackened dm |
| Mythra Still Burning |
| not very hotly tho |
| Napalm Death Enemy of the Music Business |
| grindBORIN |
| Napalm Death Scum |
| WE DEATH GRINDIN' BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
| Napalm Death Order of the Leech |
| napalm derp |
| Napalm Death Leaders Not Followers |
| ground to death METUNKS |
| Narjahanam Alwailu Walthuboor |
| ehhh a modernly produced cliched epic |
| Narjahanam Alzawabe'a |
| another mid minimal effort epic not toting well for any new release |
| Narnia Long Live The King |
| not such an uproarious soph |
| Nasty Savage Abstract Reality |
| jesus christ nastywatchfate bleh |
| Nattsmyg In the Shadows |
| a more growly atmogoth album not that interesting |
| Necromantia Crossing the Fiery Path |
| 90s bm outtakes featuring vampires |
| Necrophagia Deathtrip 69 |
| core and dust 69ing each other with b side effects |
| Necrophagia The Hallow's Evil (rehearsal) |
| loest fi deathrashing with screams |
| Necrophagia The Wicked |
| a wickedly mid groovecore dm wannabe track |
| Necrophobic Womb Of Lilithu |
| its only here that they start to use black metal elements besides on darkside. but combining it with at the gates mdm wtf. necromancer is pretty good esp the choral part anyway |
| Necrophobic Bloodfreezing |
| cant find track 3 but otherwise lesser rushed sounding dissections |
| Nekrogoblikon Goblin Island |
| a band that has the ability to do something great but chooses not to, highlight in the otherwise pretty solid goblins ahoy |
| Nemedian Chronicles The Savage Sword |
| a reskinned blind guardian reboot |
| Neurosis The Word As Law |
| this early sludge thrash shit is so much better than anything they ever did after |
| Neurosis Aberration |
| the best thing they ever did besides their first 2 albums |
| Neurosis (COL) Karma |
| danky death n heavy n its about as expected |
| Neurotech Ave Neptune |
| flouty cloudtronical metallish mixes |
| Night Crowned Tales |
| lamely blackened melodic derpcore with the occasional random folk instrument to try to distract you from the derpcore |
| Night Ranger Dawn Patrol |
| first couple tracks are great but renders itself generic hair rock afterwards |
| Nightrage Sweet Vengeance |
| atg n flames with lindberg once again destroying anything good with his utter shit vox |
| Nightwish Century Child |
| a modestly successful symph |
| Nightwish Storytime |
| decent but not addictive track 3 times |
| Nightwish Yesterwynde |
| night of wishful bombast, a lot of work put into the arrangements but little to no wow factor, best of it is at the beginning in the majority of ocean of strange islands, floor is just a voice and not much else here either |
| Nile At The Gate of Sethu |
| quite underwhelming nile at the delta but downstream there is some flooding |
| Nile What Should Not Be Unearthed |
| pretty motions going for de nile |
| Nirvana Blew |
| def better than horrormoaning anyway |
| no metal in this battle ours |
| a more jazzy post rock jam sesh |
| Norditual Exodo |
| backhand eclectamalgamate |
| Northern (USA) Desolate Ways to Ultima Thule |
| various backdrop pagan black including weird voice recordings FUUUUUCKKKK! ANTIIIFAAAAAAAAA!!!! and skull kid sniggers |
| Northwinds Great God Pan |
| wacky ass amalgamrock with folk tendencies |
| Northwinds Masters of Magic |
| frenchy breezy prog rockin with sum dum |
| Novembers Doom Of Sculptured Ivy and Stone Flowers |
| too much gloom doom give me sthg real |
| Novembers Doom Aphotic |
| a half n half cringe n metal gothdoom album w impressive growls |
| Nuclear Death For Our Dead |
| doopid grind |
| Nuclear Death Vultures Feeding |
| shitgrind |
| Nunslaughter Hell's Unholy Fire |
| joke band lol |
| Nyktophobia Fate of Atlantis |
| shitty melodeath bombast |
| Obituary Xecutioner's Return |
| get decently groovy deathrash on here that's almost but not quite a 3, highlight in seal your fate |
| Obituary Darkest Day |
| gatesy lazy doomy deathrashish |
| Obituary Don't Care |
| weird how between 94 n 08 they didnt change at all |
| Obliteration Nekropsalms |
| dm ruined by large amounts of doom to the point its more doom than death |
| Obliteration Cenotaph Obscure |
| a lot better in the second half. some cool rumbly bits, could do without the echoey shouts |
| Obscurity Tenkterra |
| a copycat band of necrophobic in that they essentially do the exact same thing each album but of mediocre quality instead of adept |
| Obscurity Skogarmaors |
| obsessively middle road melodeath |
| Oceanic Void Demo 2022 |
| alright for bdm |
| OHL Die Auferstehung |
| german crosses no not that kind |
| Oklou Choke Enough |
| i do kind of feel like im drowning |
| Old Sorcery Dragon Citadel Elegies |
| straight up dunsynth pretty much some bleh mmo muz |
| Old Tower Tales of the Mad Moon |
| a rather plain collection of flatpack dumgums like an indie horror game frikken slenderman over here, the ruinations are better tho |
| Olivia Rodrigo Sour |
| engaging storytelling wrapped in pop flair unlike most deja vu is damn |
| Olivia Rodrigo Guts |
| without a doubt she has talent, and indeed she is the main writer to all her songs which is very rare, a variety of styles stolen straight from the original artists/producers making this by far the most diverse pop album ever, however the fact that they are obviously ripped off holds her back from really standing out |
| Omnium Gatherum Years in Waste |
| above average tunes completely ruined by an inexperienced at the gates-esque singer. if they hadnt picked up jukka prob never wouldve gone anywhere. this seriously needs a rerecording |
| Oneohtrix Point Never Rifts |
| long ass compilation of electronic doodads and thingymabobs, a circuit here, a breaker there, smooth flowing machine with neither hiccups nor optimal efficiency |
| Opeth Orchid |
| debut is decent, but just imagine how much better op would be if they left out the prog altogether |
| Opeth Blackwater Park |
| requires substantial cuts to be made wholly listenable |
| Opeth Watershed |
| would have been my first opeth 3 in which i commented how even when they're good it's only about avg for a metal band, but then they ruined it with those lullnothings at the end smh |
| Orion's Reign A Lot to Be Done by Christmas |
| an original christmas song tho? not so much |
| Orphaned Land Sahara |
| a lot of the dm and middle eastern riffs are ruined by prog structures, but still highlights (mostly) in seasons unite and band track |
| Oublieth À l'Ombre du Royaume en Cendres |
| not so much dumgum as general ambents like a midway experiment to choosing a sound |
| Outrage (JPN) Black Clouds |
| japanese metal that doesnt sound one bit japanese |
| Overkill The Years of Decay |
| run of the mill thrash with too many ballads |
| Overkill ReliXIV |
| rock n rollatude ovakillin they neva gave a shit |
| Overkill Taking Over |
| thrash lite |
| Overkill !!!Fuck You!!! |
| they can pump up a crowd but the muz is mid |
| Overkill !!!Fuck You!!! And Then Some |
| they can pump up a crowd but the muz is mid more fuck you n a sabbath evil never dies is p good tho overkill land in the thrash craze just as they always have - middling as possible with a heavy overcoating |
| Overkill The Electric Age |
| overkill get a little silly on their new generic af record |
| Overkill White Devil Armory |
| a tiring though speedy overdone |
| Ozzy Osbourne No More Tears |
| derpy ozz |
| Ozzy Osbourne Down To Earth |
| ozzy breaks into the new millenium keeping up with the youth and its not terrible |
| P.O.D. Payable on Death |
| solid decently attractive nudes |
| Pandemonium (US) Heavy Metal Soldiers |
| hillbilly mrockings |
| Panic! at the Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat Out |
| has some moments n gud energy but fails so close to having anything rly fun |
| Panopticon Collapse |
| guntchion pseudo bm rainy day fog with pointless 'folk' accoutrements |
| Pantera Far Beyond Driven |
| actually decent groovtera. five minutes and third arm are almost good songs |
| Pantera Power Metal |
| better than anything they did after |
| Pantera I Am the Night |
| pantsed era trying to be like their big brothers |
| Pantera Projects in the Jungle |
| so their beginnings of a mediocre but listenable power metal career before blowing it up with some of the worst music imagined in cowboys |
| Paramore Riot! |
| much better than their debut |
| Pathfinder (USA) Hourglass |
| some more interesting asmr |
| Pathfinder (USA) The Mystery |
| standardish asmr |
| Pathfinder (USA) Inner Voice |
| ambient asmr with a few engaging effects |
| Paul Brandt This Time Around |
| CAUSE WE GOT A MIGHTY CONVOY ROCKIN' THROUGH THE NIGHT! YEAH WE GOT A MIGHTY CONVOY, AIN'T SHE A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT? COME ON JOIN OUR CONVOY AIN'T NOTHIN' GONNA GET IN OUR WAY |
| Pearl Jam Vitalogy |
| a decently wild ride of an album |
| Penny Coffin Τέφρα |
| decentish deathdoom, dont care for the symbolic worship, vox arent great, production much better on skeletiko |
| Pentagram Day Of Reckoning |
| droning moaning headoom |
| Pentagram (CL) White Hell |
| dunno wtf happened but back to mid crap prod n track isnt too great either wouldnt see them again for nearly a decade |
| Perseus The Mystic Hands of Fate |
| rly amateur italipower |
| Petra Come And Join Us |
| GOD GAVE ROCK N ROLL TO YOU!!!! |
| Phil Collins No Jacket Required |
| so many hits on this by tarzan. ahhh its unique but nothing trvly captivating |
| Phil Collins Tarzan |
| tarzan rulz |
| Phish Junta |
| some great piano pieces on this one, unfortunately often ruined by trey's annoying ass voice and lyrics. if he would just STFU this would actually be a good album |
| Phish Slip, Stitch, and Pass |
| wild phish going ahrd |
| Phoenecia MD.SLVG |
| robot sex is cool i guess |
| Pink The Truth About Love |
| some of her biggests hits like try n reason uglily paired with utter shit like slut n beat |
| Pixies Doolittle |
| debaser is a win but the rest is middle of the road |
| Pixies Bossanova |
| cecilia ann is a cool instrum but otherwise mild poppy pixies |
| Pixies Head Carrier |
| not too powerful until the poignant where is my mind throwback in all i think about now |
| Pixies Live |
| not a great live recording with debaser the only good track and a bunch of a lessers |
| pizzamachine HELLISH DEVICES |
| demonic entry is a beast n it keeps its momentum from there, rest is brrrrrrrrrrr tho |
| pizzamachine Sorry Haterz |
| at least you apologized. expensive goes ahrd |
| pizzamachine Just be goofy |
| the most well produced peace emcee mah cheez album yet, ahrd vox go ahrd as do the doom riffs in im tha shit |
| Planes Mistaken for Stars Mercy |
| cool cover but odd muziks, sounds muted with interesting but not impactful raspy shout vox. riffs arent too interesting save for parts on killed by killers |
| Planes Mistaken for Stars Up In Them Guts |
| like their other albums have some cool parts but for the most part just oddly tuned hardish punk being hipster just for the sake of being hipster |
| Planes Mistaken for Stars Fuck With Fire |
| some cool tracks but soon meander into mediocrity |
| Plasmatics New Hope for the Wretched |
| sloppy punks be punkin |
| Plasmatics Coup d'Etat |
| wendy o baaaaaaallllssss |
| Poison the Well The Opposite of December |
| the sadboi aspects detract somewhat from the mccrotch and it ends up a bit better than usual |
| Portal Outre |
| gloomy doomy creepy weepy overly dissonated haunted house muzak |
| Post Malone Stoney |
| post malone just have a magic no other rapnb do |
| Power Quest Magic Never Dies |
| motions going for pm, but i like diamond sky quite a bit |
| Power Quest Master Of Illusion |
| not bad but gets quite stagnant at times |
| Primordial Spirit The Earth Aflame |
| just kind of plain pagan bm, nothing that great |
| Prince Prince |
| frilly drillin |
| Profanacion Rehearsal 1987 |
| middling colombians trying to make death metal |
| PSY PSY's Best Sixth Part 1 |
| fun ep |
| Psycho Filth Records The Psycho Blast Vol.1 |
| brrrrrrrrrr the album |
| Pyrexia Sermon of Mockery |
| chonky brutal slammin |
| Pyrexia Liturgy of Impurity |
| mid slammy nascent brutal to go alongside suff n cc |
| Queen News of the World |
| rock n champions are eternal, heart gets a lil metally, rest completely forgettable save its late |
| Queen Jazz |
| mustapha is pretty racistly fun, fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round, bicycle race is prob top 3 queen, and while i dont personally care for dont stop me its surely one of their best compositions as well. rest is forgettable garbo |
| Queen The Game |
| dust will always be my jam but queen are certainly the kings of generic rock |
| Queen A Kind of Magic |
| queen come back on their usual antics but nothing trvly imperial |
| Quiet Riot Metal Health |
| one of those albums where the effort is there but the spirit is half assed |
| Quo Vadis Quo Vadis |
| a bunch of random shit thats kind of good but not really |
| Raging Slab Assmaster |
| hillbilly cock rockin I AM THE MASTER OF MY ASSSSSSSSSSSS |
| Rainbow Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow |
| multi coloured land of oz procks |
| Rainbow Down To Earth |
| a disappointing mrock album but danger zone and lost in hollywood are kind of good |
| Rainbow Long Live Rock 'N' Roll |
| metal tho |
| Rammstein Sehnsucht |
| du hast is the only standout and even then it's not quite fun enough |
| Raskasta Iskelmaa Raskasta Iskelmää |
| a bunch of midgood suomilainen schlagers highlight in vasten auringon siltaa |
| Ratt Invasion Of Your Privacy |
| dirty dirty ratt!!!!!! |
| Raw Power Inferno |
| silly side crossover sloppin |
| Red (USA) Release the Panic: Recalibrated |
| a combination of a shorter album + remixes made this actually listenable |
| Red (USA) Gone |
| fucking weird album. they went back to having some riffs, sia cover was lolz, any track with voiceovers is dumb |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way |
| on the way a midway between the radioication of californication and the uranium of stadium arcadium melodies n catchiness waying in from the wayside btw do u no de wey? |
| Relient K Two Lefts Dont Make a Right But Three Do |
| abject poppunks overlong |
| REO Speedwagon R.E.O./T.W.O. |
| not enough to catch a cop tho |
| Return to Forever Romantic Warrior |
| jazz without brass instruments. i dont hate it |
| Rexoria Queen of Light |
| slightly better than their sophy but no stars either, climate song is cringe |
| Rhapsody of Fire Triumph Or Agony |
| too much opera/fantasy bs no one cares about, some almost good songs. bonus defenders is good |
| Rhapsody of Fire Legendary Tales |
| a debut that tells you what theyre all about, highlight in rage of the winter m/ |
| Rhapsody of Fire I'll Be Your Hero |
| a dece release didnt really need 4 different language versions of wind and rain tho |
| Riot V Mean Streets |
| seal biker club takin yo girlz, or at least your lady pinnipeds |
| Rob Zombie The Sinister Urge |
| funky zombie dancin |
| Rock Goddess Hell Hath No Fury |
| average bum rock |
| Rocket R is for Rocket |
| PREPARE FOR TROUBLE! AND MAKE IT DOUBLE! TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION! TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION! TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE! TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE! JESSIE! JAMES! TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT! SURRENDER NOW, OR PREPARE TO FIGHT! MEOWTH! THAT'S RIGHT! |
| Root The Temple in the Underworld |
| some cool riffs but largely ruined by drawled moaning. casilda and the wall are the best attempts |
| Rotting Christ Khronos |
| christs usual slog of mid rotting butt |
| Rotting Christ Genesis |
| rotten riffs n rotten balls |
| Rotting Cock My Sister Is Dead And I Fuck Her Corpse |
| its not actually that bad u cucks, tho the vox are ridiculous on most tracks, haters got festerin cocks for sure |
| Rrose Merchant of Salt |
| lectrix n chill |
| Runahild Of Darkness and Light |
| minimal darkness mystolks |
| Running Wild Port Royal |
| decent trad/pm but nothing all that great |
| Running Wild Branded And Exiled |
| running mild improve their songwriting but ride that median like their lives depend on it |
| Rush Rush |
| how to prog, the album |
| Ryuichi Sakamoto Thousand Knives Of |
| fappanese |
| Sabathan Aruma |
| hokey synthonic amalgam |
| Sabaton The Great War (The Soundtrack Edition) |
| really didnt go anywhere with this. i expected some epic symphonies but its just a pointless add on |
| Sabaton Sabaton |
| far from their best effort but can still get down on burn ur crosses |
| Sabaton Legends |
| are no pop metal bands releasing anything good this year?!?!?!! emperor is kind of good, till seger is the best track |
| Sabbat (UK) Dreamweaver |
| a plain thrash band already run out of ideas |
| Sabrina Carpenter Eyes Wide Open |
| a normal feelgood no worries pop album |
| Sabrina Carpenter EVOLution |
| a carpenter of fairly decent pop songs |
| Saint Vitus Mournful Cries |
| saint doomin |
| Salem Kaddish |
| mid deathdoom with semitic arrangements |
| Samael Era One & Lesson In Magic #1 |
| pretty chill but also reasonably unreleased/outtakes |
| Sanctuary Refuge Denied |
| a more generic mercyful fate |
| Sangdragon Hierophant |
| black dragon is an exhausting and overblown tryhard amorphis x cradle fusion; white dragon an eluveitie type near instrumental medieval folk album, a lot better than the black side anyway |
| Santificado Profaners of the Cross |
| bleh black death |
| Sarcofago The Worst |
| skeletal eclectametal with horribly triggered drums that puts their glorious past to shame idk its not the worst gets better as it goes on TATTOOING YOUR ASS WILL NOT TURN YOU INTO BATMAN I HAVE SHAVED MY HAIR AND MY HATE INCREASED |
| Sarcofagus Cycle of Life |
| before there was nile or even sarcofago there was sarcofaGUS, rly terrible still stuck in 70s prock metal |
| Sargatanas The Enlightenment |
| plodding mexican deathdoom spilge |
| Satan Jokers Psychiatric |
| great production modern mid french metal |
| Satan's Almighty Penis Into the Cunt of Chaos |
| is actually a 2 and a half inch chode that barely fits inside baphomets pussy |
| Satanic Warmaster Aamongandr |
| its not even that great calm down bitches |
| Satyricon My Skin Is Cold |
| shit nero and volcano tracks weighing down mother north |
| Satyricon The Age Of Nero |
| a more enhanced version of their previous two, more metal |
| Saxon Innocence Is No Excuse |
| too pop rocky, sounds like def leppard |
| Saxon Metalhead |
| butthead |
| Scar Symmetry Pitch Black Progress |
| arch enemy quality mdm infused with unfortunate amounts of mccore n almost annoying autotuned cleans |
| Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase II: Xenotaph |
| not anywhere as bad as i thought it would be |
| Scorpions Lovedrive |
| some not bad mrocks ITS A LOVE-DRIVE! ON WHEELS OF FI-RE! A LOVE-DRIVE! JUST ONE DE-SI-RE! |
| Scorpions Taken By Force |
| would to god this was their debut instead of those first four catastrophes |
| Sear Bliss Eternal Recurrence |
| and here they get dumb on top of boring |
| Sear Bliss Chasm |
| sear diss |
| Semargl Killer Dance |
| when a metal band produces a pure hyper pop edm album better than most of the like |
| Sentenced Shadows Of The Past |
| look no further for the most run of the mill dm |
| Septic Broiler Rehearsal December 1990 |
| potato quality earliest melodeath |
| Seventh Angel The Torment |
| great message but crappy christian progthrash |
| Seventh Angel Lament for the Weary |
| slow thrash clash |
| Sex Pistols The Great Rock N' Roll Swindle |
| a haphazardly contrived collection of plunk'd covers and sextols originals with various band/team members/fans on vox to serve as the soundtrack to a silly silly movie that johnny rotten himself wanted nothing to do with |
| Shakira Laundry Service |
| shakira in english whhhyyyyyyyy damn corporate executives alright shes still pretty sexy |
| Shakira Pies Descalzos |
| i like shakira. i do, she has amazing crystal voice with that subtly fiery latina swagger and due to being her own producer every track slides in right, but the songs themselves, just arent that great, except estoy aqui which is a banger. it could just have been so much more |
| Shania Twain The Woman in Me |
| a pleasure and pain |
| Shiina Ringo Shouso Strip |
| not bad nippoprocks, i was reasonably entertained and she has a womans voice on most tracks |
| Simone Simons Vermillion |
| a rly avg symph mrock album with random electros and simone mostly autopilot |
| Sinergy Suicide By My Side |
| ded |
| Sinister Creed Divine Lies |
| undivine deathdoom |
| Siouxsie and the Banshees The Scream |
| punky rocks with great rhythm but only some scream |
| Sirenade Wish to Fly Away |
| gothic evanescence metal |
| Sirenia The 13th Floor |
| admittedly not their best, tho i still get a crack out of lost in life |
| Sirenia Sirenian Shores |
| very sireny but thats about it |
| Sirenia Riddles Ruins and Revelations |
| wtf how many ex metal bands decided the 2020s were the time to go full electro pop. passing seasons is p good tho me like, spiral dece. rly shouldnt have death on the cover |
| Six Feet Under Nightmares of the Decomposed |
| and this little piggy went WHEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEE all the way home |
| Skid Row Slave to the Grind |
| generic bar rock |
| Skillet Comatose |
| they come up with a new style that works in some places, not in others. whole album is a weird alternation of synthy rock songs and heavy awkward ballads taking occasional dips into emotional gravity, not to mention some of the most bizarre lyrics to set to an electric guitar |
| Skillet Hey You, I Love Your Soul |
| some pretty good electro rock with a highlight in the piano driven more faithful |
| Skillet Awake |
| a weird album consisting mostly of rock ballads, 2 family friendly car ride songs in hero n monster followed by the only ballad where the melodies rly work in the ironically titled and poignant dont wake me. a mild snoozer rock in title and a not bad ballad in one day too late, then it starts to get fucked up. its not me is about the most reeted breakup song of all time followed by the ultimate incel anthem in shouldve, once u hear the reeted lyrics to believe you'll wish it actually was the religiously laced hymn it's title purports to be. forgiven is decent but sometimes is another dumb relationship song, never surrender is prob the next best track overall and lucy isnt bad as a sobering closer. rly the main problem is the dumbass lyrics making u wish they'd just stick to worshipping jesus |
| Skillet Victorious |
| another middling synth rock album with highlights in title (tho it just sounds like a leftover from unleashed), the real rocker that is reach, and anchor |
| Skrewdriver White Power |
| rip stands for rest in peace dumbass elvis PUNKS |
| Skyclad The Answer Machine? |
| violin metal with dumb dumb lyrics |
| Skyfire Esoteric |
| on their last release they finally take the plunge into mediocrity |
| Skyforger Senprūsija |
| deliberately mid af album save nothing is forgotten which is legitimately good |
| Slammin' Gladys Slammin' Gladys |
| the kind of album that makes you understand why ppl started shaving. another good energy album but still with lackluster songwriting thats good for a night out but not much else |
| Slartibartfass Funkenfeuer |
| slutty butt fart - funky fumes |
| Slayer South Of Heaven |
| exhausted by the reign in blood monarchy slayer lay down their weapons for mild thrash |
| Slayer Christ Illusion |
| better song structures n thrash riffs best album since reign tbh |
| Slayer World Painted Blood |
| decent modern thrash that gets old |
| Slayer Serenity in Murder |
| def sound better live |
| Slayer Stain of Mind |
| sum korny crap followed by live tracks of their best |
| Sleep Token Even in Arcadia |
| yeah this is pretty popastic cringe, rnmuddle I WANNA BE A PROVIDER GARNER YOU IN SILK LIKE A SPIDER alright later tracks are a bit better closers pretty sweet boosts .5 for that |
| Slipknot Slipknot |
| good energy but riffs (the few that can be deemed so as much of the guitar picking is spent on prototype mechuggah chugs) largely empty, basically a decent instead of total shit version of korn |
| Slipknot .5: The Gray Chapter |
| was going to make fun of them for having some mcr rehash on the cover but this wasnt actually horrible |
| Snoop Dogg No Limit Top Dogg |
| gen good beats but his vox are kind of weak n it goes on too long |
| Sodom Sodom |
| plain ass cover for the average af self titled smh |
| Sodom The Saw Is The Law |
| sodom bein silly |
| Sodom In War And Pieces |
| a weak sodom |
| Sodom Out Of The Frontline Trench |
| nothing all that exciting on this ep either |
| Sodom Chosen By The Grace Of God |
| eh one of sodoms motionsgoings |
| Solstafir Hin Helga Kvöl |
| viking post mrock in which the best thing about it is the cover |
| Soltur Ride as One |
| cool folk n synth bits between shitty for no reason mccorey melodeath |
| Sonata Arctica Reckoning Night |
| peaking on wintersheart guild sonarc run out of ideas and release another record too soon the next year. legit not a single hit on this |
| Sonata Arctica For The Sake Of Revenge |
| not the best selection and even the good ones arent performed that great |
| Sonata Arctica Unia |
| yep they lost their magic this is another album of a generic version of their former glory |
| Sonata Arctica Stones Grow Her Name |
| better than greys but pretty much a rock album at this point |
| Sonata Arctica Pariah's Child |
| some gud moments n better than last but still nothing worth listening to |
| Sorcery (US) Sinister Soldiers |
| ineffective spellcast of progsworth black sabbath imitation |
| Sorrowseed Dread Sylvan Summonings |
| real amateur gothic mdm. nothing that good at all but you made something i guess |
| Sortilege Métamorphose |
| french heavy with great energy but ultimately middling songwriting |
| Sortilege Larmes de héros |
| inoffensive francophone metal |
| Sortilege Phoenix |
| a rerec comp of their 80s tracks plus some new, great energy esp decades later but ultimately just avg heapow, horrible editing on marchand d'hommes lmao |
| Soundgarden Badmotorfinger |
| flowers arent as stinky this time anyway must have hired a new horticulturist |
| Sovengar Vindicta et Gloria |
| generimelodipowerpirates |
| Sovengar Neon Wars |
| bomby jaunt electro pirate melodeath with a horrid core breakdown |
| Spawn of Possession Noctambulant |
| normally i find all tech an abhorrent bore, but these guys are a bit different. their songs actually have a flow to them, plus occasional sections of regular metal shit (as well as a lovely intro and outro that don't otherwise belong lmao). scorched is a good song. rondum also has a pretty nice growl, too band he's never used it outside of tech bands |
| Spectral Incursion Spectral Incursion |
| alright but nothing special |
| Spectral Incursion Nowhere Fast |
| visions and constant velocity are real bangers, rest is decently passable techthrash |
| Spectral Incursion Middle of Nowhere |
| not bad techthrash too bad they never made a real studio album |
| Spider Kickers The Northwest Emperor |
| barebones dmish weak and light like everything out of greece |
| Squadron Take the Sword |
| -8 not so energetic PUNKS despite the awesome cover |
| Stabbing Ravenous Psychotic Onslaught |
| yea so theyve never gone beyond the basics of just making sum bdm its all in the unimaginative name |
| Stabbing Extirpated Mortal Process |
| basic bdm |
| Stabbing Demo 2021 |
| standard bdm |
| State Faults Desolate Peaks |
| instrumentation isnt bad but the vox LMAO |
| Stephane Hirondelle Urban Noir |
| seemed like it would be good score instrums but pretty laidback and nothing too appealing |
| Stephane Hirondelle New Perspectives |
| another decentish collection of little light instrums |
| Steppenwolf The Second |
| not bad jammy late 60s rocks, 69 (heh) version of magic carpet ride is better tho |
| Stigmata (USA-NY) The Heart Grows Harder |
| groove gets grainier |
| Stone Vengeance To Kill Evil |
| they know how to thrash when they choose to but the vox are horrible except the noncontextual highs, highlight in malice |
| Stormkeep Galdrum |
| everything it says on the tin from the name to the muz, avg atmoblack |
| Strawberry Switchblade Strawberry Switchblade |
| original release: cool sound but blends together in a fever dream and seems much longer than a half hour 2.5, extended release: yea those are some b sides alright 2 |
| Stream Of Passion A War of Our Own |
| title track grew on me and is great but the rest is too samey with few standout moments |
| Street Pharmacy Self-Prescribed Feel Good |
| what i can find of this is decent |
| Street Pharmacy Pharmanomics EP |
| p good coustic rock reggaes |
| Stryper Even The Devil Believes |
| another not bad album tho the beginning isnt engaging. highlight in invitation only |
| Stryper The Final Battle |
| stryper goin kinda dece in 2022 damn. highlight in same old story |
| Suffocation Effigy Of The Forgotten |
| one was butchered, its twin was forgotten. nothing great on suffy's debut |
| Suffocation Despise The Sun |
| it is rather plain |
| Suffocation Blood Oath |
| standard modern bdm. is meh |
| Suffocation Hymns From The Apocrypha |
| first half is that modern lazy bdm that borders on the verge of derpcore at points, 2nd half gets it up a bit and redeems it from the below mediocre sphere |
| Suicidal Tendencies Suicidal Tendencies |
| the mostly core ruins the metal n the metal says wut am i doin here |
| Suicidal Tendencies How Will I Laugh Tomorrow If I Can't Even Smile Today? |
| punky metal thats not that great |
| Suldusk Anthesis |
| mid sleepy nyofoke with random blackish hashings lets goooooo also dont forget NEKKIDDD WAAAHMEEEENNN!!! |
| Sulphur Aeon Seven Crowns and Seven Seals |
| boring modern prog black |
| Sum 41 Does This Look Infected? |
| decentish pop punk with a highlight in no brains |
| SUMAC The Healer |
| an in vogue intercity sewage sludge with fundoom epicity going everywhere and nowhere at the same time |
| Supercar Highvision |
| dont mind these stretched out lectry dreams so much, more than a few good beats and synth arrangements, vox could be left out, latter half doesnt do its due diligence so much |
| Superchick Regeneration |
| decent girl rock combined with some of the most awkward af tracks ever |
| Switched Ghosts in the Machine |
| a noticeable step up from debut |
| Sword of Night Night Moonlight |
| chill ambients that dont rly do anything, one of those filler albums made by who knows |
| Sympathy Invocation |
| slightly techy cc with random symphonics for JAYSUS |
| Synthosaurus Rise of the Synthosaurs |
| its alright but not especially interesting synth, n doesnt rly have anything to do with dinosaurs |
| System of a Down Hypnotize |
| damn soad went out with a bang going ahrder than ever before |
| Taking Dawn Time To Burn |
| nude muddly butt? its listenable anyway. chain cover is pretty sweet |
| Talking Heads Talking Heads: 77 |
| some silly mildly entertaining rocks |
| Tankard Stone Cold Sober |
| baby plain thrash with matching rowdy lyrics |
| Tankard Two Faced |
| both shit |
| Taranis (HUN) Kingdom |
| what a slog to get through makes 40 mins sound like 3 hours, alright so we got modern bm prod, which could be tolerable if handled well but its not, and what is good is largely ruined by crappy singing, not to mention garbage prog structures. the only good track is an edited version of glory if you dont mind the total incel lyrics |
| Terrorizer World Downfall |
| cookie cutter dm grind poseurs only rating this high because its 89 |
| Testament The Gathering |
| just as their metallica worship quickly got stale their new style already incorporates way too much lazy pantera |
| Testament Return to the Apocalyptic City |
| live semi bash mild gash thrash |
| Testament Dark Roots of Earth |
| a modernized version of their early albums that goes about as well as could be expected |
| Testament Para Bellum |
| shouty thrash and a sad boy band rock ballad? |
| Thangorodrim Taur-nu-Fuin |
| like all the dunsynth in the world was put into an ai bot |
| The Acacia Strain 3750 |
| some actually decent deathcore wtf?! |
| The Birthday Massacre Walking With Strangers |
| red stars is a 5 star song and my favourite by them, while looking glass is pretty good and kill the lights is decent. unfortunately the hits end there, though this is their best album overall |
| The Birthday Massacre Nothing and Nowhere |
| The Birthday Massacre Superstition |
| better than the last 2 albums anyway |
| The Birthday Massacre Imagica (Remaster) |
| the meh demo n the good demo plus some lol covers. open your heart is weird from chibi |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Abysmal |
| contrary to the name this is actually dahlias best, most solid, and most mdm release. still nothing worth bothering with but the improvement over all their previous is staggering for them |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Nightbringers |
| first half they slide into their much more mccory bad habits but then surprisingly amp it up into a suitable more mdm sequel to abysmal |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Verminous |
| congrats black dahlia you have outdone yourselves and reached generic mdm!!!!!! |
| The Callous Daoboys Celebrity Therapist |
| i like the screamy bits and the bambam drums. u can toss the rest |
| The Chemical Brothers Dig Your Own Hole |
| like mildly good intercourse with no climax |
| The Clash The Clash |
| poppunks that sound great at first but blend in the same mesh by the end |
| The Confession Requiem |
| a unique blend of mild mdm riffs and trvly butt rock vox. a little mccore gets in the way too but its not emphasized in any way. highlight in dance with the devil |
| The Cruxshadows Ethernaut |
| his largely annoying voice gets some getting used to and often takes away from the pretty good lectro instrumentation but no track is entirely bad. sounds like a deguitarized birthday massacre with chibi unfortunately taking a sick day. still i like citadel quite a bit |
| The Cure Seventeen Seconds |
| new wavy cure decently good |
| The Damned Damned Damned Damned |
| the poppunked |
| The Exploited Troops of Tomorrow 1982 |
| mid chant track cover |
| The Exploited Britannia Waives the Rules |
| punks condoning colonialism weird |
| The Exploited Punks Alive! |
| alternative and then a collection of explo's least palpable gunks |
| The Exploited Race Against Time - Sex & Violence |
| random single release of a couple of their middest tracks. can only assume sex and violence is at every show because it has sex and is extremely simple n easy |
| The Fartz Because This Fuckin' World Stinks... |
| very stinky fartcore |
| The Flight of Sleipnir Skadi |
| has some cool ideas but ultimately stale and flat |
| The Halo Effect Days of the Lost |
| so this is supposed to be a 90s gothenburg reboot but its just a more straightforward modern dt album |
| The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland |
| jimi n friends know how to jam across a double album |
| The Killers Sam's Town |
| fairly emotive walt rocks |
| The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath |
| rock dream theater with overdriven meat loaf on vox wtf and its kind of good? |
| The Police Outlandos d'Amour |
| classic arrests |
| The Rolling Stones Some Girls |
| 14/16 albums in and between miss you, shattered, and general rockability this album is easily their best up to now |
| The Sins of Thy Beloved Perpetual Desolation |
| no wonder they stopped here. plenty of potential but none executed |
| The Tragically Hip Phantom Power |
| simply a mid tth |
| The Tragically Hip We Are The Same |
| its too long but does have struggle has a name, they manage to keep the mid momentum throughout |
| The Tragically Hip Now For Plan A |
| some strong songs on the front but soon devolves into their usual half assed drudgery |
| The Vandals When in Rome Do as the Vandals |
| country PUNKS |
| The Who A Quick One |
| innocent 60s jams n sillinesses. boris the spider vox damnnnnnnn |
| Theatres Des Vampires The Vampire Chronicles |
| wannabe cradle lite |
| Theatres Des Vampires Moonlight Waltz |
| those who admire the magic of symph but are unable to create it themselves |
| Theatres Des Vampires Candyland |
| mostly cringe with some talent, a female led somewhat symphonic mariman |
| Therion Theli |
| symphalgamate |
| Thin Lizzy Thin Lizzy |
| damn lizzy got sum ahrd riffs, not consistently but they there |
| Thirty Seconds to Mars 30 Seconds To Mars |
| some not bad mm influenced alt rocks without anything compelling |
| Thor Metal Avenger |
| rocky and awkward as usual heavy metal that isnt entirely unenjoyable T - FOR THOR! H - I HOLD THE HAMMER! O - FOR OVERLORD! R - SO LET'S ROCK! |
| Thorns Thorns |
| blackdust clankin ahrd but gets borin |
| Three Days Grace One-X |
| the quintessential emo pop album |
| Three Days Grace Lost In You EP |
| gets a good boost for their cover of chain even though they kind of ruin it, other tracks not much to them |
| Three Days Grace Explosions |
| dunno why this ones so hated. each track is a mid pop emo sensation with some lectryfects, highlight in lifetime |
| Threnody As the Heavens Fall |
| truncated progdeathdoom doin the hopscotch |
| Thrym (SWE) Thrym |
| crappy blackdoom posing as vike to fairly crafted nordic doom queen easily the best of it |
| Thyrfing Farsotstider |
| the fuck happened to the folk metal masterpieces? this is such blatant mid 2000s bm shit |
| Thyrfing De Ödeslösa |
| a completely different band. its just this overly polished stupid modern bm sound like behemoth but worse. they act like theyre being epic but are anything but |
| Thyrfing Vanagandr |
| back to more folkish business and better production but ultimately not an entertaining album |
| Tiamat Gaia |
| doomy goth mrock shock |
| Timeghoul Panaramic Twilight |
| they took what they once had and made it suck. the good parts of mimas are good tho |
| Tomb Mold The Enduring Spirit |
| a couple examples of how to deathprog if youre going to do deathprog like memory and whispers, symbolic but still actual death metal, prog sections not lasting too long or matching/complimenting the dm beat, but then they decide they want to be boring and its all downhill watery dm or straight prog bleh |
| Tommy Emmanuel Center Stage |
| guy goes ahrder than anyone on acoustic but a nearly 2 hr show is a bit much |
| Tool 72826 |
| when tool was a decently competent grunge band |
| Tormentor Anno Domini |
| one of the zaniest albums of 89, this not only sounds nothing like a demo but foreshadows gorgoroths main inspiration as well as mayhems post de mysteriis albums via attila |
| Toxik Think This |
| toxik take a page out of watchtowers book and tone down the thrash to become merely mildly poisonous |
| Training for Utopia The Falling Cycle |
| holy fuck u have some actual muz here, why they degenerated into their album crap idk but u can hear the demon hunter debut on this |
| Trans-Siberian Orchestra Christmas Eve and Other Stories |
| some tracks are made more exceptional but for the most part just a typical layout and christmas album recording. needs more yngwie |
| Trans-Siberian Orchestra The Christmas Attic |
| a variety of styles with a floyd/loaf/john core. some yngwie, several traditional covers, a bite o jazz. he sees is good while naturally canon is the star here |
| Transmetal Tristeza de Lucifer |
| groovin muerte |
| Tribulation Hamartia |
| title is some cool black n roll, mids are mid, and then... def leppard?!? |
| Tristania Beyond The Veil |
| rly only serves as practice for sixes n sevens, but also utterly proves that veland was always far better off on his own an actual band holding him back. only admired beyond avg by simps bc nekkid wahmen and the avg beauty that is vebeke being way out of their league |
| Triton Project Messenger's Quest |
| i hate when rush worship bands use thirst trap covers like this |
| Trivium The Crusade |
| melometallitera n its not entirely bad |
| Turisas The Varangian Way |
| a sympho viking alestorm but with moderate effort |
| Twilight Force Skyknights of Aldaria |
| and this is some generic fluff that represents most of wintervale |
| Twisted Sister You Can't Stop Rock 'N' Roll |
| more energetic purple blisters |
| Twoyastara of Death Cziken Emperor Heavy Metal King |
| HAIL THA CHICKEN EMPERAH!!! |
| Tyr Land |
| a few good melodies but prog and viking are incompatible stop this |
| Tyr Valkyrja |
| a weird total balance of good and bad - for every rising melody there is a crashing standstill, for every decent chorus they fuck up the rest of the track. vox are love-hate, no solid tracks here but moments exist |
| Tzompantli Beating the Drums of Ancestral Force |
| brutal fundoomy derpcorey dm with random and not very common aztec folk smitchings |
| U2 Boy |
| some good tunes but theyve also always been annoying |
| Uburen Withered Roots |
| ground black death soot |
| UGK Ridin' Dirty |
| decent enough popraps |
| Ulcerate Shrines of Paralysis |
| an actually decent techdeath album |
| Ulver Perdition City |
| better technolectrix but lose the garbo jazz n talentless vox |
| Ulvhedin Pagan Manifest |
| multi black spam with every kind of chopped up element |
| Unanimated In the Light of Darkness |
| a melodeath dissection bleh |
| Unanimated In the Forest of the Dreaming Dead |
| did dissection before dissection but dissection perfected dissection |
| Unanimated Victory in Blood |
| dissection without direction |
| Unleash The Archers Apex |
| distinctly mid canadian lady metal and too long |
| Unleashed Warrior |
| a barebones threavy with deathish vox their worst release thus dm victory is pretty good tho |
| Unlucky Morpheus evolution |
| not so much power metal as metallic anime theme songs |
| UnSun Whispers |
| a nu/rock evanescence offshoot of vader. wish it was better than it is |
| Unwound Leaves Turn Inside You |
| as a double lp goes without saying its too long, but also dont mind it so much, a bit more elevated than the usual background music, zenny, good variety in instrumentation without being ruined by incongruous vox most of the time |
| Unwound New Plastic Ideas |
| decent noise rock/punk no standouts |
| Uriah Heep Demons And Wizards |
| lightly magical heeps |
| Uriah Heep Firefly |
| meandering on and off, on and off bzz bzz bzz |
| Vaakevandring Demo 2000 |
| a lackluster release. however they did release a great symph black track in fall of man on a split comp album around this time |
| Vader De Profundis |
| dont like this vader, they went too techy and it sounds flat and impotent |
| Vader Revelations |
| mid vader, highlights in wolftribe n whisper |
| Vader Kingdom |
| some decent deathrash followed by sum bullshit techno crap |
| Vader Necropolis |
| mid vader without any highlights save the black metal cover |
| Vader Lead Us!!! |
| decentish deathrash...and then a slayer cover |
| Valkyrja The Invocation of Demise |
| rly boring plain avg modern bm |
| Van Halen 1984 |
| van halen step it up for an ultra pop rock album featuring the decades ubiquitous classics jump, panama, and ac/dc rip off drop dead legs |
| Van Halen Zero |
| pure if lower quality 70s rocks a couple from i a couple from ii and mostly b sides used for later |
| Vanir Allfather |
| more straight down the middle synthy melodeath but it goes on forever holy shit |
| Varathron His Majesty at the Swamp |
| mid melodic blackdoom but flowers of my youth is nice |
| Vardis Quo Vardis |
| ragtime jazzin rock cocks and mrocks |
| Vaultwraith Decomposing Spells |
| another joky sometimes dece riffs bum, death bikini tho yes pls ( ? ?? ?) |
| Vengeant Avalanche of Fire |
| minilanche of average symph |
| Venom Cast in Stone |
| evidentally the reunion didnt go so well as this is easily the worst cronos album. not a single banger except if you count raised in hell for the lolvox |
| Venom Inc. There's Only Black |
| old man mrockrashes by post life crisis boomers wanting to relive the bands of their youth with the only venom influence in their lyrics. wait its actually mantas? no way |
| Venom Inc. Dein Fleisch |
| great baseline but not much to the song |
| Victims of Internal Decay Victims of Internal Decay |
| victims of motionsgoing dm with a lot of unnecessary doom and prog sections |
| Viking Crown Innocence From Hell |
| phil anselmo bandwagon bm |
| Vikorra Doom The Ghost from Sheol |
| not especially grounding dung synths but airy and light |
| Vindkaldr Abyssos Symphonia |
| indeed vast bounds of nothingness |
| Vintersorg Cosmic Genesis |
| loose rocky drunken sorg |
| Viogression Expound and Exhort |
| we deathin we doomin we aint rly zoomin pls dont have awesome cover art if your muz is mediocre |
| Viras II Material Promocional |
| some bm adjacent silliness that evidently didnt get them a deal |
| Visions Of Atlantis The Deep & The Dark |
| some decent tracks on this after 2 straight bombs, highlight in return to lemuria |
| Visit Kalvhaga hardcore ambient |
| get this guy a record deal NOW |
| Vitriol (USA) Suffer & Become |
| sigh...what the fuck is this? it starts amazing, shame and its afterbirth is great modern behemothy blackened death. but then their derpcore roots start to become exposed, and you think its just a minor slip up, but no, as your hope of giving this a 4 avalanches down the cliff and the rotten nasty roots become fully exposed like the erection of an ugly uncircumsized wiener |
| Vladislav Delay Anima |
| very nice effective sleepy lectry asmr, need to the dialogue bookends, not music |
| Voice of Destruction Black Cathedral |
| 1 (live) 2 (live) 11 12 15 corey dm from south africa |
| Voivod Negatron |
| alien ant invasion of 90s trends...and PROG |
| Volbeat Seal the Deal & Let's Boogie |
| their best album since debut, devil n title are good while black rose boasts the best chorus theyve written, bonus for evigt significantly better than english bliss n one of their best songs as well |
| Vomir Claustration |
| 1: relaxing white noise (did you hear the change in noise ~57 mins?) 2: also relaxing white noise 3: the ultimate relaxing white noise it ended too soon |
| Vulcain Rock'n'Roll secours |
| french motorheadin wannabe venomy metal munk |
| Vulcain Vulcain |
| meh avg french rocky speavy metal...EEEEEEEEEENNNNN VRAC!! |
| Vulcano Om Pushne Namah (Zhema) |
| vulcano under a different name deciding to cover their first release more rocky modern prodded versions its w/e |
| Warfare Pure Filth |
| pure venom wannabes |
| Warkvlt Unleash the Beasts of War |
| grind length average dm songs, cool cover tho |
| Warlock Burning The Witches |
| a motionsgoing look we r metalz debut |
| Watchtower Demonstrations In Chaos |
| the first techthrash suck balls dunduntdunduntduntderpduntdunderpdunt live track sounds better than the rehs, initial meltdown demo is p good |
| Watchtower Instruments Of Random Murder |
| instruments of rush curder |
| Watchtower Boss Recordings |
| the first techthrash suck balls |
| Watchtower Demo 1987 |
| watchtower def better rougher and in short bursts |
| Watchtower |
| dunduntdunduntduntderpduntdunderpdunt |
| Wedrujacy Wiatr O Turniach, Jeziorach I Nocnych Szlakach |
| rly nothing beyond avg blackgaze, the tremz only about 5 inches long |
| Weird Al Yankovic "Weird Al" Yankovic |
| parodies are great but his originals are meh |
| Wendy O. Williams WOW |
| WOW! I! LOVE! SEX! Do you wanna bump'n grind with me? ;) |
| Whispered Thousand Swords |
| japanese instrumentation is well done but the rest is avg lackluster mdm |
| White Hell Lucifer |
| thrashy venomy punky early japanese metal |
| Whitechapel A New Era of Corruption |
| have to appreciate them going behind the veil of typical derpcore but derpcore be derpcore |
| Whitechapel Whitechapel |
| whitechapel once again making derpcore nearly worth listening to with more metallic tendencies and conscious composition |
| Whitechapel Our Endless War |
| have to admit wc at least make derpcore occasionally interesting, title n burn have the best bits |
| Whitesnake 1987 |
| first half of the american version is total ass but goes along a lot more smoothly from give me all your love onward to the ending european tracks 2.5 |
| Whitney Houston Whitney Houston |
| how will i know and all at once-ish are the lookers on whitney's debut |
| Whitney Houston Whitney |
| whitney rulz |
| Wilderun Far from Where Bits Unfurl |
| this track on its own isnt too bad |
| Wind Rose Warfront |
| only a glimmer of gold in one last day |
| Winter's Edge The Guardians of Our Time, Pt.1 |
| butt rock riffs and mid singing, not good |
| Winterblade Long Nights |
| viking metal parody |
| Wintersun Time I |
| exaggeratingly and often clichedly operatic, odd timing choices, way too many clean vox, this barely resembles self titled, full of air like a bouncy castle. still when time fades is a nice enough wintersun x japan intro and title track isnt bad either |
| Witchfynde Give 'em Hell |
| BLACK IS THE NIGHT, METAL WE FIGHT POWER AMPS SET TO EXPLODE ENERGY SCREAMS, MAGIC AND DREAMS SATAN RECORDS THEIR FIRST NOTE WE CHIME THE BELL, CHAOS AND HELL METAL FOR MANIACS PURE FASTER THAN STEEL, FORTUNE ON WHEELS BRAIN HEMORRHAGE IS THE CURE FOR BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL LAY DOWN YOUR SOULS TO THE GODS ROCK 'N' ROLL FREAKING SO WILD, NOBODY'S MILD GIVING IT ALL THAT YOU GOT WILD IS SO RIGHT, METAL TONIGHT FASTER THAN OVER THE TOP OPEN THE DOOR, ENTER HELL'S CORE BLACK IS THE CODE FOR TONIGHT ATOMIC FORCE, FEEL NO REMORSE CRANK UP THE AMPS, NOW IT'S NIGHT BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL LAY DOWN YOUR SOULS TO THE GODS ROCK 'N' ROLL METAL TENFOLD THROUGH THE DEADLY BLACK HOLE RIDING HELL'S STALLIONS BAREBACK AND FREE TAKING OUR CHANCES WITH RAW ENERGY COME RIDE THE NIGHT WITH US, ROCK HARD AND FIGHT UNITED MY LEGIONS WE STAND FREAK HARD AND WILD FOR US, GIVE UP YOUR SOULS LIVE FOR THE QUEST SATAN'S BAND LET'S GO! AGAINST THESE ODDS, BLACK METAL GODS FIGHT TO ACHIEVE OUR GOAL CASTING A SPELL, LEATHER AND HELL BLACK METAL GODS, ROCK 'N' ROLL BUILDING UP STEAM, NUCLEAR SCREAMS WAR-HEADS ARE READY TO FIGHT BLACK LEATHER HOUNDS, FASTER THAN SOUND METAL, OUR PURPOSE IN LIFE BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL LAY DOWN YOUR SOULS TO THE GODS ROCK 'N' ROLL BLACK METAL OOOOOOOAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!! |
| Within Temptation Mother Earth |
| title n queen have some influence but ultimately mother earth doesnt have it |
| Within Temptation Don't Pray For Me |
| it so good pop |
| Within Temptation Wireless |
| lectrypop rockers with the intrums often sounding better than the banal voiced mixes |
| Wojnar The Book of Veles |
| 5 folkambient with some unnecessary narration that would presumably create a more appreciable whole should the rest of the book be found |
| Wojnar Kiedy duch wojny nade mną powstanie |
| derivative polish narrated dunsynth and nothing special |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Clarinet Concerto in A major, K. 622 |
| squidward would love this, it's rather drab and goes on far past its worth |
| Wolfmother Cosmic Egg |
| punchy but chill ahrd drocks |
| Wolves of Hate To Victory |
| bad dog pseudo king melobleath |
| Wolves of Hate The Glory Disappears |
| way to take all the magic out of summoning |
| Woods of Ypres Pursuit of the Sun & Allure of the Earth |
| bm tropes combined with basic melodic riffing, doomgoth sentiments, and horrible cleans, a slightly better agalloch but an embarrassment for canadian metal |
| Woodtemple Feel the Anger of the Wind |
| some rather plain and unadventurous atmoblack |
| Wormwitch Heaven that Dwells Within |
| rly amateur avg melobleath |
| Wraith (UK) Riot |
| spunky mrock jocks |
| X-Caliber Warriors of the Night |
| too much sap not enough metal |
| Xandria Universal Tales |
| universal symph |
| Xanopticon Liminal Space |
| dont mind this at all pretty chill but it all blends together into the same homogeneous technofest |
| Xilphide Doncella del Aire |
| amateur nekkid angel symph |
| Yellowcard Lights and Sounds |
| buncha midgoods that goes on for too long |
| Yellowcard Paper Walls |
| they get so close to trv bangers so many times but it just never assimilates |
| Yellowcard Deep Cuts |
| this is carried by the great live edition of hollywood. acoustics are bleh |
| Yellowman A Very, Very Yellow Christmas |
| first half goes much ahrder than the second, a bit of reggae is great, a full christmas reggae album is a bit much, but jamaica jamaica we dont got now snow rulz |
| Yeule Glitch Princess |
| actually not that bad asmr. better when she isnt speaking. listened to and rating the full 5 n a half hours, 1.5 without out of love |
| Yngwie Malmsteen Fire & Ice |
| bunch of midgoods with one great track in no mercy |
| YOURMOM The Escape |
| dunno what the fuck happened between dissent and this but the quality went way down until you get to con huevos |
| YOURMOM Lost in Nothing |
| garbo vocals ruins a lot of great punktal riffs |
| Zara Larsson VENUS |
| buttaciously bold naked cultural appropriation pop look out charli its an actual hot chick soundtrack and the healing are the best of it and carry some pathos |
| 2.0 poor |
| 2Pac Me Against the World |
| chill but nothing really stands out trv 2 |
| 2Pac Loyal to the Game |
| highlights in ghetto gospel, thugs get lonely too, and dont you trust me. lmao @ the random but appropriate sea shanty beat on hennessey, pouring drinks on the remix is also a nice touch |
| 2Pac Until the End of Time |
| all filler until all out which is dope af. roaddogz is decent, but pretty pointless otherwise |
| 2Pac Still I Rise |
| not too bad but nothing really great either |
| 2Pac The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory |
| another not so great one with generally decent effects |
| 3776 J.S.バッハ:チェンバロ協奏曲第1番第3楽章 E.P. |
| well thats one way to ruin bach |
| 50 Cent Curtis |
| fiddy's first disappointment |
| A Flock of Seagulls Dream Come True |
| this is fucking silly. some good instrumentation esp in the first half but its so janky and uninspired and cringe |
| A Plea for Purging The Life & Death of A Plea For Purging |
| room n words are decent tracks, they def tried to go out not as the most generic mccore band |
| A Tribe Called Quest The Low End Theory |
| beastie boys but black bleh trv 1.5 |
| Aaron Shust Anything Worth Saying |
| there's worse ccm. give it all is pretty good n my savior isnt bad either |
| Aaron Shust This Is What We Believe |
| needs more RIFFS |
| Aaron Shust Whispered and Shouted |
| not the worst of ccm, some thought goes into the compositions n long live the king is pretty good |
| Aaron Shust Take Over |
| starts holy but soon becomes he who cannot hear |
| Aaron Shust Unto Us |
| some symphonic effects make this a little more interesting than the usual christmas/shust bum but that jazz infused go tell it cover is pretty damn cringe |
| Aaron Shust Doxology |
| some energy at the beginning and end but not much else |
| Aaron Shust Nothing to Fear |
| same mid efforts with some random effect additions that inevitably get forgotten about |
| ABBA Ring Ring |
| song titles sound like an affair that turned into a threesome. anyway besides title n nina nothing too standout and those themselves are more annoying than anything |
| ABBA The Visitors |
| rly weird abba album, nothing much good except parts of one of us |
| ABBA Live 1977 |
| some of abba's better tracks followed by hateful duds |
| Absurd (GER) Facta Loquuntur |
| bunch of basic/below avg bm with some random mrocks |
| Absurd (GER) Thuringian Pagan Madness |
| this absurd demo makes deathcrush look like the mona lisa (which it is but still) |
| Absurd (GER) God's Death |
| aint killin no god wit dis bullshit |
| AC/DC Ballbreaker |
| some of their old spirit but nothing significant |
| AC/DC The Razors Edge |
| thunderstruck is a bonnie era hit but everything else is wannabe rock and crudity |
| AC/DC Stiff Upper Lip |
| notta, nothing to see here, an old barely functional plug |
| AC/DC Blow Up Your Video |
| more of the same until you hit the decently powerful ballad in twos up, a little gem ac/dc wouldnt seem capable of |
| AC/DC Fly On The Wall |
| an even less inspiring rock album, becoming out of date like the more energy losing and less versatile dc in their name |
| Accept Eat The Heat |
| xtc n prisoner followed by some of the most atrociously plagiarized pop rocks, n wtf put udo back on vox rn |
| Accept Breaker |
| rly not that good despite the energy they put into it |
| Accept Accept |
| badly produced rock by some young tryhards, all energy without talent |
| Accept Too Mean To Die |
| this is the mighty profit snek, luring u in to take ur moneyz in the false hope there might be sthg worthwhile on this rock album |
| Acid Bath Paegan Terrorism Tactics |
| a lengthy and less engaging album than johnwaynegacycore |
| Acid Witch Witchtanic Hellucinations |
| a better, more halloweeny, and actually listenable demilich. witchblood cult and black witch are jams |
| Acid Witch Stoned |
| the spoopiness doesnt make up for the medicore dm unfortunately |
| Adele iTunes Live From SoHo |
| tries to be classy ends up annoying, accoustical versions not as good either |
| Adele Hometown Glory |
| poppy 21st century gatsbys with some decent highs and good instrumentation but ultimately hollow and immature |
| Adele 25 |
| poorer version of 21, several tracks that are almost bangers but fall just short |
| Aerosmith Toys In The Attic |
| u got the infamous walk dis way n sweet emo, rest dont no nuttin doe |
| Aerosmith Done With Mirrors |
| another indistinguishable below avg rock album save the akakakaakakow on darkness |
| Aerosmith Permanent Vacation |
| dear god the singles on this are the worst |
| Aerosmith A Little South Of Sanity |
| and the award for most generic rock band of all time goes to...aerosmith!!! |
| After the Burial Rareform |
| after the djent - djentform |
| Agalloch The Mantle |
| a mega fanboy album everyone and their grandmother thinks is satan's gift to man, but rly just a bunch of poseurs believing bc this still technically has riffs and raspy 'black' vox it is 'metal'. that said its not all bad, the acoustic sections do have that prolonged asmr feel to them, and haughm's rasps are quite nice, though he cant hold a tune when singing cleanly (hence all the layering). rather than the amazing bastion of whatever poseur term this gets labelled, this album is simply ambient acoustic with some easy listening bm thrown in for good measure. trv rating 1.5 |
| Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain |
| first two tracks are excellent, becoming everything the mantle wishes it was (elec guitars cover a multitude of sins), though they go on for too long. 3rd is negligible, but from then on it begins to stagnate. fire above is far too repetitive and goes on forever, then everything after that is mantle pt 2. bonus track is just a short white noise yt video with some diddles at the end |
| Aggression (CAN) Feels Like Punk, Sounds Like Thrash |
| feels like gunk sounds like shit |
| Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America |
| dumb gccore |
| Agoraphobic Nosebleed A Joyful Noise |
| merry ANUS the salty cope in the lyrics lmao |
| Agoraphobic Nosebleed A Clockwork Sodom |
| a more basic but well produced grind |
| Agoraphobic Nosebleed Agoraphobic Nosebleed |
| how to be a bitch and ruin both punk and metal |
| Agoraphobic Nosebleed The Glue That Binds Us |
| side coc dumb af, side dri dece covers n grinds |
| Agoraphobic Nosebleed The Honkey Reduxtion |
| a classic 30 second premature ejaculation |
| Ahoy Flatline: How the Amiga Languished |
| much better asmr album than their most recent release, some cool tracks just chillin |
| Air Supply Life Support |
| an ok album with lost in love the only smacker |
| Air Supply Lost in Love |
| some good licks and passages but fuck they never learned how to close it |
| Air Supply The One That You Love |
| not bad but nothing special, generic love songs |
| Air Supply Hearts in Motion |
| a few tracks that almost get magical |
| Air Supply Yours Truly |
| slightly better overall than their previous 4 albums but nothing gripping |
| Air Supply Mumbo Jumbo |
| surprisingly contemporary, these old men prove they can compete with any 21st century pop icon including a highlight in faith and the ultra cringe lovesex |
| Air Supply The Air Supply Story Vol. 1 |
| japan got jipped a bit with a lot of the lessers on this |
| Al-Namrood Enkar |
| damn it namrood boring album smh |
| Al-Namrood Wala'at |
| damn it namrood i thought u were special |
| Alan Jackson Let It Be Christmas |
| country lilted generic big box super store tracks found in every home hardware, white christmas is alright |
| Alestorm Battleheart |
| alestorm but with total balls production |
| Alestorm Leviathan |
| only wolves of the sea sounds decent, get your german wenches on tho |
| Alestorm No Grave But the Sea |
| anchor is the only song worth listening to again and again |
| Alestorm Seventh Rum of a Seventh Rum |
| starts good with cape fear n party but soon turns for the worse with magyarorszag (the pronunciation is terrible) and is just a bunch of filler afterwards |
| Alestorm No Grave But the Sea (For Dogs) |
| pentahook is a legit jam the rest idk why i listened to this |
| Alestorm Curse of the Crystal Coconut (16th Century Version |
| sounds a lot better in some ways than the original |
| Alexisonfire Alexisonfire |
| as always take out the 'core n this besides archery might actually be listenable |
| Alexisonfire Math Sheet Demos |
| somehow isnt as offensively bad as one should think |
| Alexisonfire Dog's Blood |
| dallasgreencore dallasgreenin |
| Alexisonfire Pink Heart Skull Sampler |
| eh not too bad |
| Alexisonfire The Insulation Tapes |
| a couple of aos' better songs |
| Alexisonfire iTunes Originals |
| this is usual dallasgreencore without anything especially ear pulling |
| Alice Cooper Love It To Death |
| spirited jam rock nothing too interesting |
| Alice Cooper Dragontown |
| pretty solid in its mediocrity, u could tolerate it if its all u had |
| Alice Cooper Billion Dollar Babies |
| when they just kept putting out stupid shit like this its no wonder vincent damon had to take it all over, tho i love the dead is a pretty epic closer |
| Alice Cooper Raise Your Fist and Yell |
| cooper going thru the motions with his typical mock horror rock |
| Alice Cooper Along Came a Spider |
| mild modern rock alice cooper style nothing good nothing terrible |
| Alice Cooper The Last Temptation |
| pretty plain cooper nothing much interesting |
| Alice Cooper Paranormal |
| kiddie ditties for your niece n nephew |
| Alice Cooper The Sound Of A |
| garbo title followed by some meh rock songz |
| Alice Cooper Breadcrumbs |
| alice makin more meh rock songz |
| Alice Cooper Man of the Year |
| title sucks, eighteen almost good, elected bleh |
| Alice in Chains Jar Of Flies |
| excuses is dece but otherwise hillybilly button lint gross trv 1.5 |
| Alice in Chains Dirt |
| when u want to be in a rock band so bad u copy everyone else trv rating 1 |
| Alice in Chains We Die Young |
| pseudo metallic riffs with entirely grunge everything else n its not even that hooky |
| Alice Longyu Gao Singles |
| a combination of die antwoord, cardi b, n babymetal to fulfill your craving for all those wtf moments |
| Alice Longyu Gao Hello Kitty |
| BELIEVE THE HYPE HETERO BITCHES |
| All Out War Truth In The Age Of Lies |
| danky sludgemcore |
| Alternate Reality Alternate Reality |
| talentless vox ruin the otherwise decent mrock, awesome videos though with plenty of hot women |
| Amesoeurs Ruines Humaines |
| guy sounds like if you took a little bird and started thrashing it around and his gf isnt much better |
| Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side |
| Valhall 3.5; runes 2.5; hermod 2; gods 3; title 1.5; black birds 2.5; northern star 1.5; prediction 2 |
| Amon Amarth Thor Arise |
| amon trying to make actual death metal is almost as bad as their later albums |
| Amon Amarth Deceiver of the Gods |
| now this is where they fell off the cliff |
| Amon Amarth Jomsviking |
| this album would be about 25% better if johan just stfu with his lame ass lyrics and unvaried shout |
| Amon Amarth The Great Heathen Army |
| yea so better than the last 2 snoozers but not by a ton, highlights in ring n heidrun |
| Amorphis The Karelian Isthmus |
| good thing they are amorphis otherwise we might have a dozen albums of this blehmetal |
| Amorphis Under the Red Cloud |
| the usual 3 good tracks per album are death, the amazing dark path, and tree of ages, but theyre mired in a whole lot of below avg suck unfortunately |
| Amorphis Evil Inside |
| a sample of morphy going metal prog silly |
| Amun Spectra and Obsession |
| first couple tracks, what is this amateur hour? immature child gaze with some dece keys but thats it. ghosts is better but some prog, cheese but fun keys, title pretty solid, track 5 is pure bullshit. finally the 34 min track is a mix of all previous, a dece section followed by pure crap in several shitcycles |
| Anacrusis Reason |
| from tastefully techy thrash to all out rocky prog trash wtf is this |
| Anacrusis Manic Impressions |
| I'LL BE DAATH VAYDA!! roll the dice for a 25% chance at thrash (losers get random bullshit) |
| Anacrusis Screams and Whispers |
| progtrash crashed by rock cash holy shit whiny bitch fuck off |
| Anata Under a Stone With No Inscription |
| annoying album going thrash to death to melodic to thrash to generic riffs to doodly dos and everything in between with meh semi shouty death vox, a total lack of coherence. prog shit esp annoying and would be vastly improve the album if it just wasnt there |
| Anata Dreams of Death and Dismay |
| just full of average modern dm, more tolerable than most techdeth |
| Anathema Judgement |
| drony but not overly moany pralts deep was almost good |
| Ancient Death Ego Dissolution |
| first track was cool then it delved into prog hash nothingness with corey vocals negnegneg |
| Andrea Bocelli Romanza |
| he's actually quite annoying, only partiro/time is worth anything |
| Andrew W.K. The Wolf |
| semish fun hyper pop rocks |
| Angel Witch Angel of Light |
| eh nothing interesting on their twilight album either |
| Ankhara Dueño del tiempo |
| painfully amateur spanish pm |
| Ankhara Sinergía |
| once again some simple unoffensive just some friends having fun pm |
| Anna Murphy Cellar Darling (Re-Mixed) |
| much better than the official release, a lot of tracks become actually listenable, and title track is even a highlight |
| Annihilator King of the Kill |
| in the running for worst canadian metal / band of all time |
| Anthrax State Of Euphoria |
| state of annoying rocky thrash bash |
| Anthrax Nothing |
| dumb nude muddley mrocks and annoying covers |
| Anti-Flag The Terror State |
| total pop punk commercialization complete hail capitalism |
| Anti-Flag Mobilize |
| low mid punks with half an album of live tracks? they aint anti cash grabbin thats for sure |
| Anti-Flag Die For the Government |
| 80s punk spruced up to be more accessible melodic n poppy |
| Anti-Flag The Bright Lights of America |
| antiflag at their poppiest yet |
| Anvil Metal On Metal |
| classic canadian album that devolves from trv metal with a highlight in metal on metal to filler prog until finally generic radio butt rock |
| Arachnid (MAL) Compelled to Distort |
| crappy modern slightly tech/brutal dm |
| Arch Enemy Stigmata |
| ever since their inception arch had mastered the ability to be incredibly boring except for a select few sections on each song that make you think they could be worth more and so you try them out each time only to be disappointed yet again. i blame lazy amott |
| Arch Enemy Anthems of Rebellion |
| dead eyes is the best track with amott fuckups at minimum, rise is decent, but other than that a whole heap of mdm hash trash |
| Arch Enemy Revolution Begins |
| two of the better tracks on the new lp followed by utter duds |
| Arch Enemy Will to Power |
| yea so this ones pretty boring save world and eagle so much for new vox |
| Arch Enemy Deceivers |
| yep house of mirrors is the only thing worth listening to |
| Ariana Grande Yours Truly |
| def a debut with some work put into it, nothing cogent |
| Ariana Grande Christmas Kisses |
| sounds a bit better when she's not talking about getting dicked 24/7 |
| Ariana Grande Christmas and Chill |
| christmas, gone sexual ( ? ?? ?) |
| Ariana Grande Dangerous Woman |
| has its hits but mostly misses, every single track save greedy being that attempt at slow swagger seduction, bad decisions the best of the bunch, but does this woman have a single song that isnt explicitly about sex? can we just take a nice walk in the park now and again instead of going straight to bed? just a little girl pretending to be a suave lady |
| Arsis A Celebration of Guilt |
| mdm done in the crappiest way possible |
| Arsis Unwelcome |
| unwelcome u say? so polite. have a 2 your tech riffs suck and high pitched stanne vox are horrible |
| As I Lay Dying Frail Words Collapse |
| forever is decent but the rest is a more hype typical mccore |
| As I Lay Dying Shadows Are Security |
| mediocre to dece mdm tethered down by shitty mccore |
| As I Lay Dying Beneath the Encasing of Ashes |
| their least mccore and yet still bleh record |
| As I Lay Dying An Ocean Between Us |
| better in everything than shadows yet also less, the mccore is just as dominant as the mediocre-dece mdm, lacks the slight power boost of powerless. ironically tho this prob has the most enjoyable tracks of their career in nothing left, title, n esp sound of truth |
| As I Lay Dying Shaped by Fire |
| postattempingtokillyourwifecore. neat. a lot more cleans on this album which unsurprisingly improves it otherwise tbh gilbert going ahrd. fuck me i actually like my own grave |
| As I Lay Dying Cauterize |
| out of the box ailds |
| Asgard (CZ) Kletba Krále Stacha |
| dumb czech amalgamate |
| Asgard (PER) Warhammer |
| buttcheeks production melodic blackfolk recorded and written by an actual child |
| Asgard (PER) Ancient Hymns of Supremacy |
| pathetic meandering nazi metal lol |
| Ash of Ashes Down the White Waters |
| lethargic poorly done prog folk with an occasional metal strum to prevent total rem |
| Ashes to Ashes Shapes of Spirits |
| crappy gothic sulking |
| Asking Alexandria Reckless and Relentless |
| a good attempt at making mccore sound interesting anyway |
| Asking Alexandria From Death to Destiny |
| melodic popcorns exemplifying how they became a household name |
| Assuck Anticapital |
| below mid deathgrind sucks ass agreed |
| Assuck Blindspot |
| well prodded deathgrind regular |
| Assuck Born Backwards |
| this ass sucks alright. not much going on and can barely hear that low ass mix |
| At the Gates At War with Reality |
| more decent mdm tunes ruined by lindberg's shot to hell voice |
| At the Gates The Nightmare of Being |
| the music is fine but...he sounds so old...old man metal............. |
| Atreyu A Death-Grip on Yesterday |
| adding some plain emo/rock to general mccore makes this...less mccorey |
| Atreyu Congregation of the Damned |
| melodic mcpops ever so slightly better than their last batch |
| Atrocity Todessehnsucht |
| shitty shitty progshit except here n there n archangel |
| Attack Attack! Long Time, No Sea |
| spec effect mccore go RAWR! |
| Attack Attack! Dark Waves |
| its not even that bad, top mccore 2023 |
| August Burns Red Thrill Seeker |
| debut mccore, scary stuff |
| August Burns Red Messengers |
| i cant deny the melodies but its still mccore so |
| August Burns Red Lost Messengers: The Outtakes |
| a couple fairly decent melomccores, carol bells for sum reason, sillinesses, and demos of the daily trash |
| August Burns Red Leveler |
| has a few fun diddlies but otherwise another mcbore |
| August Burns Red Phantom Anthem |
| sum fun diddlies to make this not the worst mccore |
| August Burns Red Guardians |
| one final mccorin poundin again with sum nice little riffies now n again putting them above most mccore yet nothing gripping |
| August Burns Red Guardians Sessions |
| crappy mccore tracks and some sillies |
| Autechre elseq 1-5 |
| as a collection, a series of long meandering nearly pointless practically joyless dates |
| Autechre elseq 1 |
| damn dem robots sure like gettin in bed |
| Autechre elseq 2 |
| el sex a robotica |
| Autopsy Acts of the Unspeakable |
| doom is gloom, death is meth |
| Autopsy Fiend for Blood |
| garbage auto until that last solo |
| Autopsy Retribution for the Dead |
| eh its autopsy |
| Autopsy The Tomb Within |
| more doomy than thrashy n i dunt like it |
| Autopsy Tourniquets, Hacksaws and Graves |
| finally after decades they put out something almost worth listening to |
| Autumn's Grey Solace Within the Depths of a Darkened Forest |
| vox ruin this a lot give me dreams without your incessant prattling |
| Avantasia The Metal Opera Pt. II |
| too much bat out of hell in the powpera only chalice of agony is decent |
| Avantasia The Mystery Of Time |
| where clock hands freeze is the only worthwhile track |
| Avatar Dance Devil Dance |
| bit of a mindfuck genrewise. rob zombie x king diamond x modern helloween x generic mccore x random other shit. the mccore bits instantly ruin the momentum built while theyre going on but otherwise not intolerable, though the constant genre hopping kind of pisses me off like im listening to a mix of 5 different records, highlight in title track which does it better than any other |
| Avenged Sevenfold Sounding The Seventh Trumpet |
| young raw energy makes this slightly ever so better than all their other shit, but it's still trash |
| Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare |
| could be worse, not as bad as certain other bands' lame attempts to incorporate theatrics |
| Avenged Sevenfold Hail To The King |
| cant even get a pop rock bum right only dece track is title, almost shepherd |
| Avenged Sevenfold The Stage |
| at this point im convinced any sequence of notes they do get right is pure chance |
| Avenged Sevenfold Black Reign |
| avengin 7 try goin ahrd but still squeak like mouse |
| Avril Lavigne Under My Skin |
| a collection of below avg punkpops save happy ending which is prob her best song, nobodys home p good too |
| Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing |
| yet another pop punk album that doesnt have much beyond its hits, i dont have to try sounds like a cute feminine version of a bodom song tho |
| Avril Lavigne Avril Lavigne |
| half pop, half punk, the best of both worlds, why that cover tho |
| Avril Lavigne Head Above Water |
| a much less punky and entirely pop lavigne, songs are meh at best |
| Avril Lavigne Control Room - Live EP |
| everything is significantly slower for some reason, so only losing grip sounds decent |
| Avril Lavigne I'm a Mess |
| n this collab is just reeted through n through until solo bite, jap tracks short mids |
| Azarath Blasphemers' Maledictions |
| you'd think being a quarter+ behemoth this would be better. everything until abjection is ruined by typical prog derptation, abjection itself, being devoid of said derptation, is easily the best song. some cool riffage afterwards but it's few and far between, again largely ruined, inferno just really liked the thelema and zos era i guess |
| BABYMETAL BABYMETAL x Kiba of Akiba |
| the hitsune miku bits are fun but then you have the little girl vox and horrible breakdowns, and some stupid anime opening at the end |
| BABYMETAL BABYMETAL |
| first half until akatsuki is quite fun, n akatsuki itself is great, but then its creators forget theyre supposed to be making a metal album and just go full anime j pop. would also be a lot better if they got an actual singer instead of some teen dreams with avg vocals |
| BABYMETAL Metal Forth |
| baby bottle farts, mostly from the guests, algorism and white flame the only decent tracks (ie no 'guests') |
| Backstreet Boys Backstreet's Back |
| popplosions and sure signs of glorkin with the smallest drop of lime |
| Bad Brains I Against I |
| from bad brains to butt brains |
| Bad Religion No Control |
| typical punks but a transition between 80s hc and 90s poppunk |
| Bad Religion Into the Unknown |
| mediocre punk band, mediocre pop rock band, mediocre any band |
| Bad Trick Forget About It! |
| more drunken and rocky motorhead frolicking and lowdown yokeling |
| Bad Trick Eternity of Existence |
| HOLD THE BALLZ OV THE WOHLD IN YO PAWM! |
| Bahamadia Good Rap Music |
| is it tho |
| Barathrum Witchmaster |
| rather bleh lofi black doom |
| Barathrum Battlecry |
| another confused lofi mess of bleh |
| Bare Infinity Always Forever |
| overly long ultra poppy average voxed symphs |
| Battlelore ...Where The Shadows Lie |
| not very engaging theatre metal |
| Be'lakor Of Breath and Bone |
| yeah nearly a decade later this is still omnium wannabe motions going shit with one of the worst covers ever |
| Be'lakor Coherence |
| sounds like they took the worst of opeth, agalloch and omnium g, threw it in a blender and called it a day |
| Beastie Boys Ill Communication |
| holy crap this is long. best track is sabotage |
| Belmont Between You & Me |
| not by any means the worst poppin corn poppunkorn poppuncorn poppincorn |
| Belmont Liminal |
| copying xspongecore boooooo not cool man, jaunty popcorns |
| Belphegor Bondage Goat Zombie |
| as can be inferred by the title, another boring slog |
| Belphegor Walpurgis Rites - Hexenwahn |
| save title track this is their most lethargic n boring bum yet |
| Belphegor Conjuring The Dead |
| motionsgoing bullshit |
| Ben Folds Five Whatever and Ever, Amen |
| jammy sappy forgettable poprocks |
| betcover!! 卵 (Tamago) |
| you softboiled my scrambled what kind of chef are you |
| Bethlehem Dictius Te Necare |
| holy shit whiny balls german metal |
| Between the Buried and Me The Silent Circus |
| an eclectic mix of mccore, derpcore, metal, prog rock, emo, noise rock, some actual dm on dglgmut and random bm on destructo |
| Between the Buried and Me The Parallax II: Future Sequence |
| mccore opeth performing at about the same quality |
| Beyonce 4 |
| pure party pops better than most of her shit |
| Beyonce Lemonade |
| beyonce's best produced/heaviest sounding album, but the same themes and airy reality as every other keep it from having any meaning |
| Beyond The Black Songs Of Love And Death |
| basic bitch symph, they tried i guess |
| Biffy Clyro The Vertigo of Bliss |
| pic is ur mom thinking about me, anyway as usual prog sections suck the typical pop punk vibes they put out are much, much better |
| Billie Eilish When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? |
| has its moments but ultimately isn't much different from any other teen idol, crafted particularly for the emo generation. the amount of her brother's influence on this is blatantly obvious and ends up being creepier than anything else, bonus come out is better than the majority of the actual album. also whats with the nuclear skunk aesthetic? |
| Billie Eilish Hit Me Hard and Soft |
| more minimal popnothing sadgirls now with random inorganic synths like everyone else, going full taylor on birds ironically most conformist pirate best pirate |
| Billy Idol Billy Idol |
| plain pop rocks sounding just as present day as 1982 |
| Billy Idol Rebel Yell |
| title is the only decent track on this collection of pop rockers |
| Billy Talent Afraid of Heights |
| their worst most generic boring album for sure, an infection of songs with a few good chords but mired in total filler with the crutch being the only mostly complete track, some fun synth work on horses n chariots but doesnt save it |
| Billy Talent Crisis Of Faith |
| only good song is beg to differ with d'sa almost making reactor a runner up, rest is either lazy or a total joke like judged or 'hanging out with all the wrong ppl' lmao what a title nile and 9/10 bm bands called they want their long ass song name back |
| Bjork Post |
| an eclectic combination of of pop and heavy synth beats with charming english imperfections but hardly entertaining |
| Bjork Homogenic |
| so did all this happen bc no one had the courage to tell her she couldnt sing? trv rating 1.5 |
| Bjork Vespertine |
| holy fuck this is boring idk how anyone tolerates this trv rating 1 |
| Bjork Biophilia Remixes - Part Four |
| an ep showcasing both how a remix can easily bleed a song as well as how overlaid ungk vox will cancel out any depthbeat |
| Bjork Biophilia Remixes - Part Five |
| tbolt remix is alright, dark matter is whatever |
| Bjork Biophilia Remixes - Part Six |
| remixes are decent to pretty good but bjork bjorks all over them and its just uggh |
| Bjork Biophilia Remixes - Part Seven |
| my disappoint upon finding out 16bit is the remixer and they are not actual 16 bit remixes...minimal mixes with bjork bjorking |
| Bjork Vulnicura Remix Project - Part One |
| notget and family are still garbage, lionsong is decent muzak, she sounds decent on touches |
| Bjork The Fossora Remixes |
| ovule gets turned into pop trash, which vastly improves it, and atopos is a nice mix despite the bjorkings |
| Black Death Black Death |
| this is one crappy heavy album |
| Black Fate (GR) Ithaca |
| not very potent progpow and too long |
| Black Flag Loose Nut |
| lesser core |
| Black Funeral Vukolak |
| the constant fuckin marilyn manson distortion on the vox doesnt make u metal dude, good instrums tho |
| Black Sabbath Never Say Die! |
| the worst ozzy album without any adherence to who they used to be, total soft rock for the masses without even a single catch |
| Black Sabbath The Eternal Idol |
| the album 2 models risked their lives for just for some shitty 80s rock alongside a painfully average singer and a corny st reference in title |
| Black Veil Brides Set the World on Fire |
| emocore three days skillet rebel love song cute |
| Blaspheme Désir de Vampyr |
| a bore slog of another average french heavy by another average french band |
| Blasphemophagher The III Command of the Absolute Chaos |
| and then an even more streamlined short stacked motionsgoing modern dm release smh |
| Blind Guardian Beyond The Red Mirror |
| a slightly better bg, highlight in holy grail a rare good bg track |
| Blind Guardian A Voice In The Dark |
| title is annoying af, the voice is ok, war of thrones is eh |
| Blind Guardian Merry Xmas Everybody |
| a nice cover art but not so majestic a cover track |
| blink-182 Blink-182 |
| really just has always like why |
| blink-182 Neighborhoods |
| watered down poppunks showing very much these are grown men writing teen bops |
| Blissed Death Is Not the End |
| crappy unknown christian rock |
| Blitzkrieg A Time Of Changes |
| sum rather weak mrocks esp for 1985 |
| Blood Curse Sorceress |
| rly amateur hm about killing people |
| Blood Incantation Starspawn |
| a frankenstein of bits and pieces of every kind of dm sewn together with prog stitching, resulting in a lack of resemblance to either of its namesakes |
| Blood Stain Child Metalia |
| exactly what it looks like - basic modern lectric near talentless lowest effort symph with BOOBIES to draw all the simps in (yes i am a simp for BOOBIES literally the only reason i noticed this band) |
| Blue Oyster Cult Tyranny and Mutation |
| we jammin alright just not hitting the spot |
| Blue Oyster Cult Mirrors |
| hillbilly rockins |
| Blut Aus Nord Disharmonium - Undreamable Abysses |
| not so much an album as a soundtrack for dark souls or doom. feels like another stimulation is supposed to go with it. somehow goes on too long despite being avg length |
| Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children |
| this shit's boring af even by asmr standards. fuck your damn orange |
| Boards of Canada The Campfire Headphase |
| decentish asmr rock |
| Boards of Canada Geogaddi |
| this is just ambient videogame music trv rating 1 |
| Boards of Canada Twoism |
| good elevator tunes |
| Boards of Canada Hi Scores |
| chill beatz |
| Boards of Canada In a Beautiful Place Out in the Country |
| more like bored of canada amirite? jk zoetrope is nice |
| Boards of Canada Peel Session |
| 23! orange!!! |
| Boards of Canada Acid Memories |
| counting the fakes as part of the ep, its still the same mild opiate |
| Boards of Canada Aquarius |
| vocals in title ruin it but chinook is alright |
| Boards of Canada Play by Numbers |
| so ascends bored in canada |
| Bob Marley and The Wailers Exodus |
| a few tracks of reggae is ok, a whole album is bleh |
| Bolt Thrower The IVth Crusade |
| consistently below avg to mid dm with nothing much else to say |
| Bon Jovi Have a Nice Day |
| worse than bounce but better than those before after faith |
| Bon Jovi Crush |
| a general bore without any highlights save that one solo |
| Bon Jovi Bounce |
| best album in a decade...which isnt saying much unfortunately ;( |
| Bon Jovi 100 Million Bon Jovi Fans Can't Be Wrong |
| bon jovi proving they did an excellent job in trimming the crap from their lps |
| Bon Jovi Never Say Goodbye |
| some crappy tracks from their ugly pubescence days |
| Borknagar The Archaic Course |
| holy shit is this an annoying pain in the ass deliberately? talentless folk with hashes in bm |
| Born of Osiris The Discovery |
| yes keys will even make derpcore more listenable |
| Botch An Anthology of Dead Ends |
| lmam |
| Botch We Are the Romans |
| the great granddaddy of all that is shit. trv rating -billion |
| Bound by Entrails The Stars Bode You Farewell |
| bm adjacent performance art metal and group acoustic session a great waste of time |
| Bowling for Soup A Hangover You Don't Deserve |
| sucks except for the eternal 1985. like why is it this long and why do they just slap so many fillers that just dont need to be there |
| Bowling for Soup Drunk Enough To Dance |
| gots girl n i ran cover is a perfect 5 but not part of the orig album so it doesnt count. tracks up to surf colorado decent but after that just plummets into generic dross |
| Bowling for Soup Rock On Honorable Ones!! |
| i cant imagine getting up everyday just to grift with generic poppunks that all sound the same |
| Bowling for Soup Sorry for Partyin' |
| better tracks on this one |
| Bowling for Soup Bowling for Soup |
| good general energy but goes on for too long and nothing beyond generic poppunks |
| Bowling for Soup Lunch. Drunk. Love. |
| typical bowls n soups |
| Bowling for Soup On Your Mark, Get Set... Smoke a Cigarette |
| sum silly soup bowls |
| Bowling for Soup Merry Flippin Christmas |
| this really didnt have to happen, except miss you most on christmas |
| Bowling for Soup Pop Drunk Snot Bread |
| one final just ok with no highlights |
| Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me |
| a handful of decent riffs but nothing substantial, a mix of acoustic pop and emo/punk that like so many other bands superficially attempts to tickle the souldepth and arrogantly believes itself to be doing so yet is nothing but pure air |
| Bread Bread |
| penicillin |
| Bread Manna |
| definitely not from heaven but could sustain you if left with nothing else |
| Bring Me The Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It... |
| melodies and extra effects are on point, easily best horizon, too bad it all has a mccore base it could have been something pretty good, least cringy cover too, highlight in cursed |
| Bring Me The Horizon The Bedroom Sessions |
| scratchy melodic derpcore derpin it up melodiously |
| Bring Me The Horizon Music to Listen to... |
| is actually pretty good n it references we all float down here baby on underground big ok but the soliloquy is stop rest is w/e |
| Britney Spears ...Baby One More Time |
| not worth much beyond title and that distinct late 90s vibe |
| Britney Spears Britney and Kevin: Chaotic |
| not actually that bad but kevin looks and is fucking reeted |
| Bruce Springsteen Only the Strong Survive |
| its alright. dont play n broken bop |
| Bryan Adams Bryan Adams |
| not that bad, your typical 70s/80s pop rocks, some good piano lines |
| Buckethead Bucketheadland |
| a handful of riffs and a whole lotta bullshit |
| Budgie Bandolier |
| budgolier |
| Buffalo Springfield Buffalo Springfield Again |
| country yokel singalongs |
| Bullet For My Valentine The Poison |
| the emo punk n melos make this not unlistenable mccore, tears is pretty good |
| Bunuel Mansuetude |
| "BU?UEL is heavy." https://youtu.be/oHC1230OpOg?si=X-2ftHRyPLwFyxsX&t=4 |
| Burzum Filosofem |
| jesus tod is my jam but the rest is such a waste of time fuck off varg |
| Burzum The Ways of Yore |
| a mostly empty cavern containing a handful of mournful old goblins |
| Burzum Thulêan Mysteries |
| the worst of vargs ambients with silly voiceovers and yet doesnt seem like an hour and a half passage, save the piano driven closer all tracks blend together like an asmr video |
| Burzum Thulean Mysteries |
| zumunumunum mystery |
| Burzum The Reincarnation of Ódinn |
| not much goin on for varg in 2023 |
| Buzzcocks Another Music in a Different Kitchen |
| punk beatles go brrrrrr |
| Camel Moonmadness |
| a less envisioning mirage u can tell its fake |
| Candlemass Dactylis Glomerata |
| yet another singer and an even worse plain heavy/doom album via amott only dece part is the cresendo on lidocain god |
| Candlemass Sjunger Sigge Fürst |
| covers of an old swedish actor singer guy theyre uh something alright |
| Candlemass Death Thy Lover |
| a new/old session singer for the next couple eps in mats leven results in a plain ol' candyass but with an awesome cover |
| Candlemass House of Doom |
| the second ep featuring mats leven and just like death thy lover it is underwhelming, almost like they meant to throw him under a bus with lacking riffs and pure doom riding |
| Candlemass Sweet Evil Sun |
| too much drawled out heavy and little doom. only decent track is scandinavian gods |
| Cannibal Corpse Gore Obsessed |
| gore obsessed yes. riff obsessed not rly |
| Cannibal Corpse Vile |
| the least interesting album cover next to suicide, kill, n plague, penis or not. not impressed with corpsegrinder's vocals here, very flat and boring, though his screams are certainly better than barnes |
| Cannibal Corpse Cannibal Corpse |
| dead on arrival |
| Cannibal Corpse Hammer Smashed Face |
| basic bitch dm with some cannibalized covers |
| Cannibal Corpse Worm Infested |
| wormy records agreed |
| Cannibal Corpse Red Before Black |
| i take it back, this is the worst cc album cover, as well as title. ok so we got unnecessarily slow sections that they claim as 'doom' elements, corpse actually singing and holding notes of parts of shedding skin though is interesting, like the chugs in scavenger, not much else here though |
| Cannibal Corpse Chaos Horrific |
| eh its another corpse album |
| Carach Angren Death Came Through a Phantom Ship |
| one of many black metal dramas directed by this dutch entourage. unfortunately they aint no shakespeare |
| Carach Angren Where the Corpses Sink Forever |
| very silly, lame clearly enunciated shouts, basic bitch symph arrangements, stale guitar other than the bm tropes thrown in to technically make it 'bm'. starts good with the intro and most of lingering is good, but just turns to total black n symph parody afterwards. stories somewhat dark but dont rly have any impact bc the narration is just as lame as the music |
| Carcass Heartwork |
| like the haphazard necroticism this is a shoddily put together album now gone full force into the emerging melodeath trend with amott's horrible trademark diddles creeping out well before the advent of the embarrassing arch enemy, death certificate is the best of it |
| Carcass Surgical Steel |
| sounds better than heartwork without amott, band is just as confused as ever, going from deathgrind to melodeath and thinking that that's where they belong. average mdm, walkers vox sound like a cartoon villain |
| Carcass Torn Arteries |
| same below avg melodeath. what's with the vegetables? old men reminding themselves about their hearts? |
| Carly Rae Jepsen Emotion |
| rly impressed with the production esp in the first half with the more layered tracks, but momentum doesnt keep up n the latter tracks are entirely bleh, nothing too compelling overall |
| Caroline Polachek Pang |
| title is fun n sexy but album devolves into typical boring ass dream pop half way thru |
| Caroline Polachek Desire, I Want To Turn Into You |
| brings some energy to an otherwise snail paced genre, nothing gripping |
| Caroline Polachek Welcome To My Island |
| below avg lectrypop featuring a butt |
| Carrie Underwood Some Hearts |
| wasted is a good song, then goes on to several mids before slapping on filler after filler |
| Carrie Underwood Carnival Ride |
| sobering to hear a pop album not entirely about fucking. american girl is cute, quite a bit of filler, but she expresses a variety of emotions well without losing strength in her voice or being overly melodramatic. if anything its the songwriters that have let her down as nothing is particularly compelling despite her excellent vocals |
| Carrie Underwood Cry Pretty |
| a more leftfield album for carrie but not much better |
| Casting Crowns The Altar and the Door |
| eh they drop the ball here nothing rly stands out, tho musicianship is spread more throughout |
| Catamenia Cavalcade |
| yep this is the end of the mighty flowing catamenia. we alt rockin almost as ahrd as in flames and barely a riff is good |
| Cattle Decapitation Human Jerky |
| blind rage underdized bull easily o-layed! into the meat grinder with you, also way to ruin some random lady worker's day you self professed ignorant asshats |
| Celtic Frost Into the Pandemonium |
| eh its not all bad - the album cover is pretty cool. o the music? lets just say theres nothing frosty about these celts and they did infinitely better under hammer of hell |
| Celtic Frost Vanity/Nemesis |
| crappy goth mrock |
| Celtic Frost I Won't Dance |
| some crappy tracks from pandemonium |
| Cerebral Bore The Dead Flesh Architect |
| silly yet for that reason slighty more amusing tech |
| Cerebral Bore Maniacal Miscreation |
| for the most part typical tech but the higher pig squeal lady screams are interesting and she sounds just like any other tech drawler |
| Cerebral Rot Excretion Of Mortality |
| autopsy clone, cant give this more than a 2 le sigh |
| Ceremonial Oath Carpet |
| pathetic mdm, and that maiden cover...god |
| Chaos Magic Furyborn |
| a band that goes to show not even metal is immune from the lure of NAKED WAHMEN over quality riffs |
| Charli XCX Crash |
| some nice effects on this, lightning is fun |
| Chelsea Wolfe The Grime And The Glow |
| bout as much as i guessed from the jewel case, melodramatic emo lectrycoustics |
| Chicago Chicago Transit Authority |
| has more than a few great jams but they dont know when to quit |
| Chicago Love Songs |
| is there a smoother rock band than the cago? no but i live on slaps |
| Chief Keef Finally Rich |
| nah this yung blud shit aint it ya precursin tha mumbles n it aint shit ya |
| Chris Maragoth Tales |
| eh its just below avg gothic with some decent piano bits |
| Chris Tomlin Hello Love |
| has some rather well done instrumentation like on sing, god city, and esp the violin on god almighty but is otherwise just another ccm bum |
| Chuck Berry One Dozen Berrys |
| not as fun as debut but the piano in blue feeling goes ahrd |
| Cigarettes After Sex Cigarettes After Sex |
| androx vox somewhat awkward n ruins the effect, tho points for plainly spoken sexiness and overall smoothness, dont fuck tha hoes |
| City and Colour Sometimes |
| something between a drab grey ghetto and sometimes blueheart folkoustics |
| Coldplay A Rush of Blood to the Head |
| singles are horribly overplayed, hate the drony lethargic melancholy yet nothing technically wrong with it |
| Coldplay Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends |
| title isnt as egregious as their other hits and neither is the record as a whole for that matter |
| Combine Demonic Symphony |
| amalgametal with no talent vocals ruining the averageness |
| Converge When Forever Comes Crashing |
| mindless screamy weepy punkcore grind |
| Corrosion of Conformity Blind |
| slushtallica n it soaks every pore |
| Cory Hanson Western Cum |
| the audio equivalent of prison loaf |
| Counterparts Prophets |
| good melodies but mccore ruins everything |
| Coven Coven |
| going in the complete opposite direction of the material they inspired coven become a soft, generic pop rock band and let the trv sabbath have all the glory.. srsly a cover of jailhouse rock..and washroom wonder...what the hell.....a whole different breed of satanism, one tin soldier is decent |
| Cradle of Filth Total Fucking Darkness [Remastered] |
| not much to these old demos but theyre there |
| Cradle of Filth Cryptoriana – The Seductiveness of Decay |
| seance and beautiful are great but then its an endless stream of pure air |
| Cradle of Filth Existence Is Futile |
| like crypt nothing worth listening to except rose |
| Cradle of Filth The Screaming of the Valkyries |
| entirely blase filth, the last few albums at least had a kicker or two, this has nothing |
| Crass The Feeding of the 5000 |
| the annoying little bitchass side of punk |
| Crazy Lazy Que siga el rock |
| hispanic metal sucks |
| Cryptopsy None So Vile |
| superficial grindy brutality mixed with nonsense composition, nearly soullessly atonal hidden under a rock riffs, mindless drumming thats given all the attention, hollow vocals and put me out of my misery shrieks, and needing to take huge breaks bc its too difficult to be heavy, it is no wonder every core kid and immature mead praise this as the epitome of dm, even though it is a mere parody at best, trv 1.5 |
| Cryptopsy Cryptopsy |
| yeah this still sucks. a bit lighter than it ought to be. cover makes a pretty cool tattoo though. n dat elevator ding gets me everytime |
| Cryptopsy As Gomorrah Burns |
| standard solid crypt, which means a bunch of meh. that cover tho |
| Cryptopsy An Insatiable Violence |
| bruh this shit was corny 30 years ago |
| Crystal Viper The Curse Of Crystal Viper |
| can tell they were having fun making their debut, too bad nothing stands out |
| Crystal Viper Crimen Excepta |
| some motions going pm taking a lot of riffs straight out of maiden n sabbath |
| Crystal Viper At The Edge Of Time |
| decent ep, female power vocals make the genre a bit more tolerable |
| Cult of Luna Somewhere Along the Highway |
| omg fuck this boring pointless shit and everyone who listens to it trv rating 1 |
| Curtis Mayfield Superfly |
| ??????? S?p?b?ru Super Balls |
| Cyperus Sanity Management |
| great guitar tone but ultra-prog 'thrash' that is never let beyond the starting gate |
| Daft Punk Discovery |
| sum gud tunes but nothing truly dance worthy |
| Daft Punk Random Access Memories |
| another one hit wonder group |
| Damn Yankees Damn Yankees |
| boomer rock by boomers high enough notwithstanding |
| Dangerous Toys Dangerous Toys |
| as the band name and imagery suggests, this was pretty lame |
| Dark Sarah Behind the Black Veil |
| minimal and not very inspired gothsymph |
| Dark Star Dark Star |
| flaccid soft rocks |
| Dark Tranquillity Construct |
| even the most consistent bands eventually reach their peak and begin their descent. dt is gettin old and construct shows it |
| Dark Tranquillity Atoma |
| more almost standout moments on this album than their previous or successive, but nothing worth rating above a 2 as a whole |
| Dark Tranquillity Moment |
| phantom 2.5; transient 2.5; identical 2; dark 2.5; remain 2; stand 2; ego 1.5; drawn 1.5; eyes 1.5; fail 1.5; empire 3; truth 1.5 |
| Darkthrone Panzerfaust |
| part combination of blaze and hunger in en vind and vinter but mostly a fuckin blackened punk prog album |
| Darkthrone Circle the Wagons |
| chicken bone metal |
| Darkthrone Land of Frost |
| this can technically be called a composition, but like the title implies, mostly nothing |
| Darkthrone Eternal Hails |
| spoopy overdoom throne, thronemass |
| Darzamat A Philosopher at the End of the Universe |
| a rather poor gothic symph |
| Datach'i Shock Diamonds |
| vanilla robot intercourse |
| David Bowie Space Oddity |
| harbours some talent in the first half only to let the tide slowly drain it back out |
| David Bowie The Man Who Sold the World |
| dabow continues his nascent weird rock plus borrowed sabbath riffs |
| David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars |
| not bad, nothing compulsive |
| David Bowie Hunky Dory |
| classic trollie bowie |
| David Bowie Low |
| lowie bowie |
| David Bowie Aladdin Sane |
| bowie gets more rockin n better compositions but nothing to latch onto |
| David Bowie Pin Ups |
| bowies stopgap covers and thusmost coherent yet rushed album |
| David Bowie Station to Station |
| dont mind this bowie, relaxed pop rocks, some cool added effects/instrumentation, nothing i'd want to hear again |
| Dead (USA-FL) Raw Sewage |
| pure grindcore cockass appropriately named |
| Dead Can Dance Within the Realm of a Dying Sun |
| great instrumentals largely ruined by mostly garbage vox |
| Dead Congregation Rehearsal June 2005 |
| lame mid 2000s brutal |
| Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables |
| the whacky side of punk |
| Dead Kennedys In God We Trust, Inc. |
| lettin loose ALL the repressed hyperactivities |
| Deadlock Wolves |
| immature melodic derpcore for young adolescents |
| Deadly Magic …As Nightmares Gorged The Earth |
| boring ass maiden doomgoth thrash |
| Deafheaven Ordinary Corrupt Human Love |
| as is typical with these kinds of bands they get less and less heavy putting out random 'atmospheric' shit and everyone goes whoa thats deep bro, the ironic thing about post metal being its regression to pre-metal days, this album belonging more in the 60s than anything afterwards, actual bm parts are generic save a good rendition in the first half of honeycomb |
| Death Live in L.A.: Death & Raw |
| trying to garner income to save chuck's life is commendable n all but this just sounds terrible |
| Death Angels Noite negra |
| 1 2 earliest potato brazilian death?thrash |
| Death Attack Blood Virgin |
| bullshit 'metal' |
| Deathsomnia You Will Never Find Peace |
| like a more mature birthday massacre, yet only about as entertaining |
| Deathspell Omega Si Monvmentvm Reqvires Circvmspice |
| some overhyped basic bm with weak vox |
| Deathspell Omega Fas - Ite, Maledicti, In Ignem Aeternum |
| same average to below avg bm with boring prog sections, keep your pants on boys nothing to get excited over |
| Deathspell Omega Infernal Battles |
| wow some below average bm everyone go crazy |
| Deathspell Omega Inquisitors of Satan |
| their best album. of course that isn't saying much for these losers |
| Deathspell Omega The Furnaces of Palingenesia |
| some good shit but mostly behemoth fanboy blackened dm with the usual garbage prog thrown in for good measure |
| Decapitated Nihility |
| yeah this is worse than their later machine gun shit save names |
| Decapitated Cancer Culture |
| starts good esp title but soon devolves into their usual dm lite bullshit with even a nude meddle track like wtf, then last supper is decent but i'll never listen to it again |
| Decapitated Just a Cigarette |
| silly modern decap with some unnecessary xtra effects |
| Deep Purple Rapture Of The Deep |
| decentish pop rock nothings nothin else to it |
| Deep Purple Who Do We Think We Are |
| dp get weird on this jazzy boogie woogie prog rock album |
| Deep Purple Come Taste The Band |
| band tastes like stale jam |
| Deep Purple Slaves And Masters |
| generic butt rock for all u boomers out there |
| Deep Purple Deep Purple |
| deep purple goin deep in the procks and a kitsch intrumental |
| Deep Purple Bananas |
| this is bananas alright, more of the exact same tunes ur used to bb |
| Deep Purple Now What?! |
| yep this is a deep purple album. cant say anything stood out |
| Deep Purple inFinite |
| i actually quite like vegas, rest is inoffensive jam rock |
| Deep Purple Whoosh! |
| just kind of whatever jam rock after all these years, isnt horrible best track is nothing at all |
| Def Leppard Euphoria |
| bit of a return to form in the first half but then drop the pretense of being rockers in the 2nd |
| Def Leppard The Def Leppard E.P. |
| the leopard didnt like it and neither should you |
| Def Leppard First Strike |
| does it rly deserve the hate the band gives it? maybe, but its not much worse than anything else they released of their own will either |
| Defeated Sanity Psalms of the Moribund |
| yep this is a bdm album |
| Deftones White Pony |
| 2000s nude muddles with some not entirely offensive drone |
| Deftones Adrenaline |
| better than korn anyway |
| Deftones Live |
| waaah waaah WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH |
| Deftones Hexagram |
| pure trash ep trv 1 |
| Delain The Human Contradiction |
| nothing all that interesting here either |
| Demi Lovato Unbroken |
| first half is utter dogshit with that crap rap pop princess pretending to be a badass but picks up into typical princess pop by title |
| Demi Lovato Holy Fvck |
| i like when we come together |
| Demon Heart of Our Time |
| goddammit they went full glam |
| Demon Hunter Storm the Gates of Hell |
| ironically their best attempt at making metal instead of nu/alt rock rap would be their downfall, as a lot of it is just hackneyed together riffs n random sound effects, still title is a cute rendition of a non metal band trying to go ahrd, lead us is almost decently thrashy forgetting the chorus, fading away is prob the best track tho it resembles pop rock more than anything, carry me down is almost poignant, i quite like thorns esp the keys, rest is garbo filler |
| Demon Hunter True Defiance |
| not quite the come back they were going for, tho its heaps better than thorn. a mix of some thrash, mccore, and mostly nu. crucifix is the best track, some solid tho slightly dented melothrash, god forsaken is alright with some editing, my destiny is decent but suffers from the usual demohunt debuffs, then the rest is pure ass until dead flowers, admitting some veritable pathos despite the autotuning straight off last album |
| Demon Hunter Extremist |
| same combo of nu, mccore, and nooby thrash as on their last, yet is both better and more generic at the same time. while obviously nothing is spectacular i can still get into cross to bear, in time, and graveyard. hell dont however is a total abomination and easily their worst song, and thats saying something. beyond me is legit melodeth for the first minute or so then just turns to shit, bonus waste sounds like modern flames |
| Dens Taming Tongues |
| whiny emo postmccore for JAYSUS! if only they kept quiet themselves |
| Der Weg Einer Freiheit Unstille |
| how they went from such a good debut to this shit i'll never know |
| Dethklok Dethalbum II |
| some good things on this but hardly worth the world's economy, a few bucks maybe. gears is the best track |
| Dethklok Dethalbum III |
| ejaculating fire is fun, the rest is bleh |
| Dethklok The Dethalbum |
| as much a parody of metal music as the show is of metal culture |
| Devenial Verdict Blessing of Despair |
| dissoderp in competition with ulcerate for propagating worst metal of all time |
| DevilDriver Pray for Villains |
| a weirdass combination of groove mccore n mdm and its not particularly good but the bonus maiden cover is pretty sweet |
| Devouring Humanity Devouring Humanity |
| super ultra slammy slams with pigs running amok i am bored |
| Dezert [Boku no Shigai to Kimi no Chocolate] |
| japanese falling in reverse x maximum the hormone popcorns |
| Diamond Head Living On....Borrowed Time |
| time i will never get back |
| Die Antwoord 5 |
| die antwoords die antwoordin |
| Die Antwoord Enter The Ninja |
| silly but well produced song |
| Die Antwoord Donker Mag |
| best antwoord, actually get jammy on this one |
| Die Antwoord Ekstra |
| some more mild antwoords nothing that interesting |
| Dietrich Buxtehude Gott Hilf Mir, BuxWV 34 |
| god awful cantata, again only the sonata is decent |
| Dimmu Borgir The Serpentine Offering |
| simultaneously a cringe track with the vocals yet a very boring track without them |
| Dio Dream Evil |
| a lesser dio despite some welcome symphonic elements, silly concepts |
| Disbelief Killing Karma |
| derpcorey sadboi bullshit betraying a cool cover some tones exactly like impending doom |
| Discharge Ignorance |
| watered down fukn bitch ass punk they got bored yo |
| Disembodied Tyrant/Synestia The Poetic Edda |
| some sort of epic deasymph pissed on by derpcore a cake made of quality ingredients but with a huge shit in the middle is not edible holy fuck never let me hear a derpcore band ruin vivaldi ever again |
| Disgorge Cranial Impalement |
| plain who cares bdm |
| Disgorged Thy Hideous Wake |
| lazy brootal breakdown bleh |
| Disturbed Asylum |
| starts as bangin enough halt rocks but overstays its welcome |
| DivineFire Into a New Dimension |
| theocracy 70% off |
| Dokken Back For The Attack |
| basic hair that has no punches to pull and overstays its welcome |
| Dr. Buzzard's Original Savannah Band Dr. Buzzard's Original Savannah Band |
| kitsch, the album |
| Dragon Twarze |
| HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!! |
| DragonForce The Power Within |
| painfully underwhelming dragonforce |
| DragonForce Maximum Overload |
| not such a great album, tho they randomly experiment with thrash, death, n even black riffs once |
| Dream Theater Images And Words |
| an unfortunate combination of maiden priest and phish trv rating 1 |
| Dream Theater Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence |
| preacher theater double album and yet better than most |
| Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory |
| aaaaaaaand right back to sucking balls trv 1.5 |
| Drenai Gods of Stone and Water |
| poor growl folksymph storytelling and unjustifiably long |
| Drowning Pool Strike a Nerve |
| sum more alt lite nudes |
| Dungeon Keeper Fortress of Evil |
| simple d beat bm lame |
| Duran Duran Rio |
| hits are annoying and the rest is filler |
| Durothar Auf See |
| hardly pagan just subpar melobleath - 0.5 just for that oaaaaah oaaaah oooo ahh ahh wtf |
| Dust Hard Attack |
| goes trv n ahrd for a bit but ultimately way too much beatles and hillbilly |
| Dwarrowdelf The Fallen Leaves |
| mystical auras with no substance followed by a cancerous dearth of unwieldy mccrotch what happened to this band |
| Dying Fetus Make Them Beg for Death |
| they evolved from crappy bdm to generic modern dm cannibal corpse core. wow |
| Eagles On The Border |
| random folky counts with an almostish in my man |
| Eagles Eagles |
| barely fledged rock with a country lilt |
| Ecchymosis Ritualistic Intercourse Within Abject Surrealism |
| completely forgettable throwaway bdm, also never seen so much virgin incel cope with how obsessed they are with tearing apart vaginas |
| Ed Sheeran Ed Sheeran |
| better overall than orange room, a lot of basic tracks without much talent input but quiet ballad is pretty good and no luck almost is |
| Ed Sheeran Want Some? |
| sounds like an actual album, but nothing compelling |
| Ed Sheeran You Need Me |
| title is actually pretty intense, rest raw typical sheerans |
| Ed Sheeran Songs I Wrote With Amy |
| not bad but nothing captivating |
| Ed Sheeran One Take |
| silly redo of you need me, others mid low sheerans |
| Ed Sheeran Thank You |
| decentish sheerans, you need me is electronically upbeat |
| Edenbridge The Bonding |
| a total flop for edenbridge. not a single even mild banger |
| Edenfall Womb of Winter |
| an acoustic chant that isnt very magical |
| Electric Wizard Dopethrone |
| yep we stonin doomin not rly movin |
| Eleine We Shall Remain |
| effortless riffs and mediocre vox until the last 2 tracks, pure boobie metal |
| Eliza Grace Wormwood |
| i cant save the world is epic but then she just kind of meanders into a depressed taylor swift |
| Elliott Smith Either/Or |
| lil bitch needs a chiropractor and a knuckle sandwich. started okay but gets boring and seems way longer than 36 mins |
| Elton John Honky Chateau |
| some good melodies usually ruined by generic riffs or keys, dead in the pan tunes despite the classy feel |
| Elton John Madman Across the Water |
| a collection of decently written pieces with no real clinchers or elevations |
| Eluveitie Evocation I: The Arcane Dominion |
| rly only has brictom, omnos (metal version preferred), and memento with a special mention in ne regv na |
| Elvenking The Scythe |
| crappy power goth cringe metal and a violin the fuck happened between winter wake and two tragedy poets |
| Elvenking Red Silent Tides |
| folky pop bon jovi metal and its uh not good |
| Elvenking Era |
| what the actual fuck is this pop rock bullshit baroness getting yellowcardy tho |
| Elvenking Reader of the Runes - Luna |
| nah another overlengthy cheaptertainment |
| Elyose Persona |
| mehish symph but en francais mere-baisseurs |
| Elyose Reconnexion |
| amateur wannabe french epica, tho un autre ete is a trv jam |
| Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP |
| mnm is prob the worst rapper oat but cant deny the fun of way i am n slim shady |
| Eminem Infinite |
| a non standout basic rap album with as much not eminem |
| Eminem Relapse |
| not so much of a relapse when its the same level quality shit as before, tho certainly not classic mnm, beautiful is pretty good, steve berman skit is pretty funny, and in fact underground goes ahrd and one of his best |
| Emma Ruth Rundle Marked for Death |
| mellowheart laying in bed deep thought musers |
| Ensiferum Two Paths |
| metal, warrior n valkyries are mid-good but then they just drop the ball completely to finish this zoop album |
| Enslaved Monumension |
| more prog less power |
| Enslaved E |
| sacred horse n axis hold a few gems that need to be mined out with heavy editing but the rest is an airy prog mess |
| Entombed Morning Star |
| rocky thrash that isnt entirely unappealling |
| Entombed Inferno |
| another poor collection of thrash rocks |
| Entombed Wolverine Blues |
| no longer dm just minimal effort bamming n shouting |
| Epica Requiem for the Indifferent |
| holy shit do they hold the carrot out on this one. decentish monopoly followed by impactful star storm the sorrow, but then nothing but pure filler until deter! that and avalanche are mostly good, great soprano vox in latter, but then i heard the actual serenade for the first time, and its a disappointment. i have the glitched cd version thats mostly instrumental and find it far more dramatically superior, a five star track. somehow simones vox deplete it and so i cant even give the album a 2.5, cd version of twin flames is also a win |
| Epica The Holographic Principle |
| easily their worst record, really flat with only a few fun choruses |
| Epica The Alchemy Project |
| nah they got nothing going on here |
| Epica Aspiral |
| damn another big band going blase as can be |
| Epileptica Reign of Enticement |
| very light barely metal symph with an unfortunate band name and wtf male vox |
| Equilibrium Equinox |
| UNS UNS UNS UNS UNS UNS UNS UNS UNS BRRRRRRR BRRRRR *dainty "folk thing"* |
| Ereb Altor Vargtimman |
| unprogged tyr and somehow just as bad or worse |
| Erusopxecinomeddetaeperhguorhtserisednamuhllafonoitacidareci Bloodlust Towards All |
| damn it i gave the benefit of the doubt to the crying for attention band and it predictably betrayed me |
| Ethel Cain Willoughby Tucker, I'll Always Love You |
| starts with some pathos but dwindles into droneful sadgirl stereotypes and pointless ambient |
| Eucharist Mirrorworlds |
| 4 years later and its barely improved midriffs with getting punched in the gut vox. fuck your jazz bullshit |
| Eucharist A Velvet Creation |
| thank god these guys didnt become the face of mdm or it would have been doa |
| Evanescence Fallen |
| nude muddle nightwish. pop hooks in place of epicity, but sounds empty as numbhuddle will do |
| Evanescence The Open Door |
| the more direct rock song structure works better in the first half before falling stagnant to be no better than debut, highlight in call me sober |
| Evanescence Sound Asleep |
| rather drawling nescences with some bullshit at the end |
| Evanescence Evanescence |
| not much better or worse than their later bums |
| Evanescence Synthesis |
| pretty pointless except for a much improved version of immortal |
| Evanescence Synthesis Live |
| way too many filler tracks how bored was she |
| Evergrey Escape Of The Phoenix |
| they had potential to go somewhere but just keep rehashing the same mid sympow shitick all the way thru |
| Ex Deo Caligvla |
| very boring, half the time barely anything is being strummed or beaten. still title is fun, romans, and evocatio with appropiate editing |
| Ex Deo The Immortal Wars |
| another very boring album save the roman |
| Ex Deo The Thirteen Years of Nero |
| yet another waste of time putting the might of ancient rome to shame |
| Exit Eden Rhapsodies In Black |
| pop gone symph metal covers by four women (and a big crew of background players and engineers just like a pop album) nothing is particularly great but if youve ever wanted to hear firework or paparazzi with riffs here you go |
| Exodus The Atrocity Exhibition: Exhibit A |
| if moses on his way to part the red sea got eaten by crocodiles instead. when ur banjo skillz are better than ur trash ones |
| Exul Path to the Unknown |
| thrash metal aild ew wtf |
| Fairyland The Fall of an Empire |
| v lethargic album, only title is decently fun |
| Faith Sorg |
| faithfully boring progdooms |
| Faith Decades of Despair |
| lengthy head hung stoner doom with some incongruent but welcome folk accoutrements, subtract .5 for the bullshit at the end |
| Faith Evans The First Lady |
| blase rnbs except trv love |
| Faith Evans The King and I |
| not rly better or worse than ur usual rap album. i like i dont want it |
| Faith No More Angel Dust |
| sometimes a riff or two here but largely full of schlock trv 1.5 |
| Faith No More The Real Thing |
| whiny vox ruin otherwise good tunes |
| Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree |
| dont mind hearing dance or sugar when it pops up on the rad but rly nothing worth going out of the way to listen to |
| Falling in Reverse Just Like You |
| not very good poppunkrockorns |
| Falling in Reverse Popular Monster |
| im 13 and this is deep evil andrew wk popcorns |
| Fear Factory Obsolete |
| dusty nudecore nice |
| Fergie The Dutchess |
| fergie got enough swagger to keep things interesting now n then |
| Fifth Angel When Angels Kill |
| i want to like this but its pretty damn bad |
| Fimbulthier Rise |
| godawful too mccore at times melodeath pls stop making albums |
| Fireflight The Healing of Harms |
| didnt know fireflight was screamy wow |
| Fireflight Unbreakable |
| generic rock anthems about GOD! unbreak n promise are dece but pretty boring |
| Fireflight For Those Who Wait |
| title n all i need to be have great messages but otherwise bleh |
| Firewind Forged by Fire |
| goddamn another mediocre album forged by nutz |
| Firewind Burning Earth |
| and already by album two firewind consolidate themselves as the most mediocre pm band |
| Five Finger Death Punch The Way Of The Fist |
| from the beginning they were silly silly bois |
| Five Finger Death Punch War Is The Answer |
| from the beginning nude muddly sillinesses, but bad company is pretty fun |
| Five Finger Death Punch The Wrong Side of Heaven and The Righteous Side of Hell, Volume 1 |
| imagine being these guys unironically bellowing youre a fucking poseur lmao. anyway catchalong nude rock songs with me having to admit i can still get into title |
| Five Finger Death Punch Got Your Six |
| buncha nude muddly soaring rocks with only wash your dick decently good |
| Fleetwood Mac Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac |
| honky tonkin woodies eheheheheh |
| Flotsam and Jetsam The End of Chaos |
| tiger king metal |
| Flyleaf Flyleaf |
| smashers like sick n cassie surrounded by a whole lot of bore |
| Flyleaf Who We Are |
| sorrow is ok, broken wings is amazing, rest is pure suckage |
| Flyleaf Flyleaf EP |
| kind of annoying, immature |
| Flyleaf Music as a Weapon |
| falling is awkward, justice is ok |
| Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape |
| not very exciting punk with occasional hardcore elements |
| Foo Fighters One by One |
| a more poppy foo is a slightly better foo |
| Foo Fighters Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace |
| a great intro only to devolve into secondhand panty soakers |
| For Today Immortal |
| more melodies and less breakdowns make this better than most mccore |
| Foreigner Foreigner |
| they get into their groove but nothing compelling |
| Foreigner Double Vision |
| title n hot the only almosts with a ton of filler |
| Fortid 9 |
| nein |
| Foxing Foxing |
| bipolar thought sequence ramblings, yea u should start over, from the beginning |
| Frank Sinatra Where Are You? |
| omfg so boring feels like 3 hours long. thats not how you use screech strings you annoying shit. brought this shit down to 4.3 hehehehe trv rating 1.5 bitch |
| Friedrich Astral Realms |
| klaus schulze sucks and so does this |
| Full of Hell and Merzbow Full of Hell and Merzbow |
| gets a little bmy, merzbows parts suck ass, gets more and more boring as it goes on and its not even long |
| G36 vs. JK Flesh Disintegration Dubs |
| disemboweling farts |
| Galneryus Reincarnation |
| an actually boring galner album |
| Gatecreeper Sonoran Depravation |
| derpcore kids trying to be cool and failing once again |
| Gatecreeper Dark Superstition |
| pure melomccore not even pretending to be anything else what is wrong with u people |
| Gatecreeper Caught in the Treads |
| tanky mccore |
| Gatekeeper (CAN) From Western Shores |
| this shit was fucking boring yo, doomy power rock with some tyr |
| Gates of Ishtar At Dusk and Forever |
| tacky weak melodissection |
| Gaza No Absolutes in Human Suffering |
| core kids releasing all their pitiful rage (and quickly running out of energy LOL) |
| Geasa Angel's Cry |
| geasas moaning death after viking slain |
| Gehenna Deadlights |
| and this is just embarrassing |
| Genesis Trespass |
| this record is pure chaidra ass but the knife is decently fun |
| Genesis From Genesis to Revelation |
| no wonder it didnt sell despite the psych rock craze |
| Gentle Giant Gentle Giant |
| more like clumsy dwarf |
| Ghost (SWE) Infestissumam |
| has title n monstrance clock but thats it they let it down after debut |
| Ghost (SWE) Popestar |
| square hammer stars on an otherwise bland ep |
| Ghost (SWE) Phantomime |
| jesus is lolz, maiden cover is bad lolz |
| Giacinto Scelsi Natura Renovatur |
| bullshit b horror movie filmscore music? |
| Gigan Anomalous Abstractigate Infinitessimus |
| gigantech FARTS |
| Girlschool Hit And Run |
| girly mrock flockin |
| Girlschool Screaming Blue Murder |
| girls can do it too! yeah they can poop after all |
| Glacier (USA-OR) Spears of the Empire |
| eh old man mrocks wasnt rly worth a lategame revival |
| Glacier (USA-OR) Demo Tape |
| yea this one just sucks tho they lost their magic |
| Glittertind Himmelfall |
| weak epic folk mishmash and classical references |
| Gloryhammer Tales from the Kingdom of Fife |
| yeah they dont bother going beyond whats reqd to call sthg a pm album |
| Gloryhammer Legends From Beyond the Galactic Terror. |
| bg x sabaton x unicorns x lame sauron vox |
| Godflesh Selfless |
| lacking their previous selves indeed, bored out of their minds sludge dust and a dumb drony moany closer, cool use of creepy key chord tho |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven |
| that they try to make up their own little symphonies is cute but they're not very interesting |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor No Title as of 13 Feb 2024 28,340 Dead |
| nice asmr album |
| Golden Earring Tits 'n Ass |
| chill old man rock. better than bon jovi anyway |
| Golden Resurrection Man With a Mission |
| more blase christian pm |
| Good Charlotte The Young And The Hopeless |
| I DON EVER WANNA BE YOUUUUU |
| Gorguts Obscura |
| holy bitch the worst and most deliberately boring techdeth album ever recorded trv 0.5 |
| Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World |
| super crappy progcore trv rating 1.5 |
| Grave Digger Excalibur |
| a rather meagre dishumation |
| Grave Forsaken Beside the River of Blood |
| steve rowe metal. gross |
| Green Day 39/Smooth |
| if the beatles were born in the the 70s |
| Green Day 21st Century Breakdown |
| a lot of total lazy bores, some rocky but uninteresting pop punks, only real song is 21 guns |
| Green Day 1,000 Hours |
| butt punk beatles with some familiar riffs in alone |
| Green Day iDOS! |
| like uno but slightly better |
| Green Day iTRE! |
| even MOAR below avg mids to make u spend more of dat green eh, more sappy than the others tho |
| Green Day Sweet Children |
| some whatever demos |
| Green Day Revolution Radio |
| yea they get kind of close but ultimately nothing worth keeping here |
| Grief Come to Grief |
| what it says on the jewel case, mournful sludge |
| GROMS Turn |
| like a drunken dead era mayhem |
| Grotesque Ripped From the Cross |
| before there was melomccore there was POTATO METAL! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH |
| Gucci Mane Everybody Looking |
| eery body lookin at dat pussy print hehehe zumzumburrhurhur hehehe not too bad flows n beats but as usual with these pop hops nothing worthy at all |
| Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy |
| an attempt to modernize their sound, for all the time and material recorded for this its hardly well composed, better steals from anthrax only, there was a time almost good |
| GWAR This Toilet Earth |
| more shitty ass poops i mean punks from talentless antarctic aliens |
| GWAR America Must Be Destroyed |
| we punkarollin again w stray tinsels |
| GWAR Scumdogs of the Universe |
| gwar has moved on to the planet of rockabilly heavy metal |
| GWAR Carnival of Chaos |
| carnival of easy going mini silly metul punkies random bullshit cuntinues with a bonus 8 mins of silence |
| GWAR The New Dark Ages |
| most detailed and pretty album art cover alongside violence has arrived, but not only is the enthusiasm in the song titles gone but this generic modern mrock is just as flat as their early punk albums |
| Gwen Stefani Love. Angel. Music. Baby. |
| hate how familiar first 4 tracks are, cool is the only real song, crash is a less classy version of shut up and drive, real thing might have been good if set to real music |
| Gwen Stefani The Sweet Escape |
| yodelayheeHOE FOREVER PERFECTLY TOGETHER WOULDNT THAT BE SWEET? between title and 4 in the morning she knows how to sing a hook thats for sure but this definitely isnt the craziest shit ever is this rly only 46 mins why do pop albums go on forever? |
| Hadadanza Magia |
| pretty avg folk, en espanol |
| Hammock Chasing After Shadows...Living with the Ghosts |
| bored bored bored bored booooooooooooorrrrrreeeeedddddd |
| Haste the Day Pressure the Hinges |
| has a few good hook choruses |
| Haste the Day Dreamer |
| rotten apple 'core |
| Hatebreed Satisfaction Is The Death Of Desire |
| an instance of thrash n core make one ugly ass baby |
| Hatebreed Hatebreed |
| aaaaaaand then they went generimccore with a hatebreed stamp |
| Have a Nice Life Deathconsciousness |
| 1st half is plain asmr shit but get some nice effects going in 2nd |
| Heart Dreamboat Annie |
| crazy on you is insufferable after 48 years and the rest is just mid background soft rock |
| Heart Attack Man Fake Blood |
| ??? dafuq this is below avg pop punk with occasional appreciable amounts of aggression |
| Heidra To Hell or Kingdom Come |
| annoyingly amateur 'epic' melodeath the fuck happened to this band |
| Helheim landawarijaR |
| a great discography of pseudo bm spam and nopeth |
| Helheim Rignir |
| pseudoepic folk bm bulllllllshiiittt |
| Helion Prime Helion Prime |
| melodic pop barely metal schlock lyrics are utter cringe |
| Heljareyga Heljareyga |
| tyr 2.0. why tho |
| Helloween Metal Jukebox |
| if they hadnt done it who else would have |
| Helloween Gambling with the Devil |
| not a single highlight on this wtf. clearly bored n tired |
| Helloween 7 Sinners |
| far from their best, not single hit |
| Hellyeah Hellyeah |
| started better than pantera, ended up worse |
| Herodes Rehearsal Demo Tape - August 7th 1993 |
| found mi mundo, acoustic intro into hardcore riffs with rapid spanish vox and a metal solo and HA HA HA |
| High Power High Power |
| rly bad french heapow metul |
| High Power Les Violons de Satan |
| a not much more interesting than their debut leading to no more efforts |
| Hjelvik Welcome To Hel |
| crapcore meloderp dishonouring every trv reference to the point its embarrassing to mention |
| Hollywood Undead Swan Songs |
| linkin boys debut full eminem dj club shake that aaaassss |
| Holy Moses Disorder of the Order |
| cringe arch enemy thrash |
| Hoobastank Hoobastank |
| it hoobs and it stanks |
| Hoplites Ἀντιτιμωρουμένη |
| loudmouth prog spam backwards leda choke spanking zeus swan metal |
| Hovding Ignorantia |
| corey cringe drama virgin kings ignorant of music |
| Hum Fillet Show |
| slightly drony grungish alt rocks without anything standout |
| Husker Du Zen Arcade |
| husker pu |
| Hypocrisy Virus |
| nude muddly influenced bleh mdm |
| Hypocrisy A Taste of Extreme Divinity |
| a couple good tracks like damned n sky but its sad how a band with some talent ends up making such banalities again and again |
| Hypocrisy Worship |
| they will arrive is the only highlight in this late unremarkable mdm bum |
| I Prevail Heart vs. Mind |
| counting the blank space cover in this rating since its the only reason i knew about these guys, and indeed its the best thing on the ep, the rest is only occasionally above avg metullish rockcore shit, a slightly heavier skillet, original swift blank space has a great chorus but these popcorer's rly turn it into a ballad, save the burp |
| Ihsahn Ihsahn (Orchestral) |
| 'e sawn a disney movie |
| Illumishade Eclyptic: Wake of Shadows |
| this is pretty bleh |
| Imagine Dragons Night Visions |
| what music industry conspiracy bullshit occurred that made this whole album be played nonstop on every pa system everywhere for going on more than a decade. like seriously did they ever have any hits after this? |
| Immolation Here in After |
| imm's sophomore is a disappointing hash of subpar dm mixed with pointless prog riffs. under the supreme is the only good track, and only with editing out the silly bits |
| Immolation Unholy Cult |
| some decentish dm on this one too. too bad they never elevated it |
| Immolation Harnessing Ruin |
| this one's okay too just nothing stands out from these guys |
| Immolation Dawn of Possession |
| a decent debut that unusually suffers rather than benefits from the poor production |
| Immolation Majesty and Decay |
| another decentish album that doesn't try too hard |
| Immolation Kingdom of Conspiracy |
| not the worst of modern dm but immo were never good either |
| Imperia Secret Passion |
| overlengthy mid symph that goes from decent to garbage |
| Impetigo Ultimo Mondo Cannibale |
| silly american drinding |
| In Flames Whoracle |
| Jotun 3/5; Food 2.5/5; Gyro 2/5 filler track Stars 2.5/5 a bit too gay; Hive 2/5 hate the chorus; Jester 1.5/5 annoying; Morph 2/5; Worlds 1.5/5 filler track; 666 1.5/5 more filler; Every Counts 3/5; Title 1/5 why; Clad 3/5 but don't count later additions. a disappointing album after jester n lunar |
| In Flames Come Clarity EP |
| absolute shit song followed by a classic like |
| In Flames Siren Charms |
| not bad for nude muddle tbh |
| In Flames Meet Your Maker |
| regular bad modern flames + sort of metal again |
| In This Moment A Star-Crossed Wasteland |
| lady is a pretty good singer and drives the mediocre but sometimes compositionally sound nudecore but songs get more generic as it goes on |
| Incantation Blood / Incantation |
| haha you see what they did with the slash? anyway basic silly bdm split |
| Inevitable End The Severed Inception |
| these deathgrind bois go ahrd but inevitably fail to deliver anything rly that great. slows down a ton after title too |
| Infant Annihilator The Battle of Yaldabaoth |
| oil shit there're actually some riffs and real blast beats on this. too bad its still stuck fast to a derpcore frame |
| Inquisition Nefarious Dismal Orations |
| two points for longer instrumentals sections void of garbo vox |
| Inquisition Incense of Rest |
| sum silly bm fuck arounds |
| Inquisition Unholy Inquisition Rites |
| many will question how it is such vocals are produced, and the answer is, you suck a lot of balls |
| Inquisition Bloodshed Across The Empyrean Altar... |
| no vocals issues this is just boring af black metal. just a wannabe immortal tbh |
| Inquisition Veneration Of Medieval Mysticism And Cosmological |
| the usual but more polished inquisition with extra cosmological effects. in other words it sucketh |
| Intense Hammer Rage Devogrindporngorecoreaphile |
| LONG NAMES LONG ALBUM LONG GRIND LONG BOREGORECORE DONT DO DRUGS, MMK? |
| Internal Void Standing on the Sun |
| lanky funky gunky doom, long and unsatisfying internal void agreed |
| INVICTUS (CAN) Unstoppable |
| so "that deep down energy inside my thoughts which drives me to compete and, in many ways, survive everything thrown at me" means writing another kataklysm album with even more mccore elements? |
| Iron Maiden Powerslave |
| no idea how this ends up being everyones favourite. piece was a flop and powerslave is just continued motionsgoing after aces high |
| Iron Maiden No Prayer For The Dying |
| tailgunner is win followed by a slew of lagging maidens |
| Iron Maiden Maiden Japan |
| short live ep not featuring their better tracks at the time |
| Iron Maiden No More Lies |
| 2 of the worst tracks on dod followed by a mid one |
| Iron Maiden Live!! + One |
| very bad recording, lame song selection |
| Iron Maiden Empire Of The Clouds |
| yea no its 18 mins and it feels like a half hour. story only slightly more interesting than the song |
| Iron Maiden Ruskin Arms 1980 |
| poor quality, not the best song selection |
| Jag Panzer Thane to the Throne |
| the highs and lows of an unnecessarily long jagged penis |
| Jag Panzer The Hallowed |
| cool gun guy and his puppy do not make up for this generally lackluster heapow record |
| Janis Joplin I Got Dem Ol' Kozmic Blues Again Mama! |
| she definitely got dem kozmik blooz |
| Japan Obscure Alternatives |
| some things japan just shouldnt have imported from the west |
| Jars Of Clay Jars Of Clay |
| holy but mediocre davids |
| Jars Of Clay Good Monsters |
| very top heavy alt/folk, great until title with work and all my tears as highlights, then they just let the folk and trv drop forever into the usual uninspired supposedly christian mishmash |
| Jay-Z In My Lifetime, Vol. 1 |
| thin jizzy smoothy |
| Jessica Simpson Irresistible |
| pretty much a worse spears in every way, title is only almost good track |
| Jessica Simpson In This Skin |
| marginally better than her previous 2 albums but no hammer |
| Jethro Tull Thick as a Brick |
| good instrumentation but too thicc |
| Jethro Tull The Broadsword and the Beast |
| jethro dull |
| Jethro Tull The Jethro Tull Christmas Album |
| way to ruin the best holiday |
| Jimi Hendrix The Cry of Love |
| a bit too smooth |
| Jimmy Eat World Futures |
| no hits just below average pop rocks |
| Jinjer Inhale, Don't Breathe |
| a not so lumpy but still hairy mccrotch |
| Job For A Cowboy Genesis |
| slightly proggy derpcore bleh |
| John Coltrane Blue Train |
| nothing all that much exciting going on this early morning trane ride until the supposedly lazy bird crows |
| John Frusciante Curtains |
| i dont mind it too much, its alright easy listening but rly nothing to grasp, great selection of cover art tho |
| Journey Escape |
| DONT STOP relieeeevvviiinn mah bAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLlllllzzzzz |
| Journey Journey |
| just some kids messin around |
| Joy Division Closer |
| worthless prog dream wave trv 1 |
| Joy Division Unknown Pleasures |
| new wave prog punk and it sucks balls trv 1.5 |
| Joy Division The Peel Sessions (31 January 1979) |
| neat to hear the bbc commenters takes in between listenable tracks |
| Judas Priest Angel Of Retribution |
| rob halfords reunion is a tepid metrock formation rehashing old ideas from their glory days |
| Judas Priest Sad Wings Of Destiny |
| evolves from the metallic blues of rocka rolla to metallic 70s ahrd rock with tyrant coming real close to metal |
| Judas Priest Killing Machine |
| a regression from stained class to straight up rock n roll, starts a lot better than finishes |
| Julia Michaels Nervous System |
| i love issues, wish uh huh and pink were better songs because those are just mhmmm ( ? ?? ?), otherwise telltale pop albeit in her uniquely bold fashion |
| Julia Michaels Inner Monologue Pt. 1 |
| julia nicechals |
| Justin Bieber My World |
| holy shit i thought that was a girl at first and couldnt tell when he started singing, instrumentation/beats are pretty good but yeah this didnt have to happen let his balls drop first dont subject his prepubescence to all eternity |
| Kacey Musgraves A Very Kacey Christmas |
| mostly shouldnothavedoneit generic artist recordings but the cover of feliz navidad has some original elements and her original songs arent too bad (julia michaels cowrote ribbons n bows and it shows) |
| Kalidia The Frozen Throne |
| moderately to poorly written poppy sympow |
| Kamelot Silverthorn |
| leave it to the goth chick album to deliver some almost good songs |
| Kampfar Flammen fra nord |
| misguided blackish mayhem prog spam |
| Kanye West Donda |
| a mega album with plenty of dece beats and ye's signature amazing prod, however nothing worth keeping dondeez nutz hehehe |
| Kassav' Majestik Zouk |
| tried zouk. not completely horrible but not all that entertaining either |
| Kassav' Tekit Izi |
| some more french carribean tunes with some highlights in mwen vire and ou chanje |
| Kataklysm Shadows and Dust |
| brutal derptulations and banal melodies |
| Kataklysm Sorcery |
| some of the worst dm ever katakommunism always sucked |
| Kataklysm Unconquered |
| pure derpcore srsly |
| Kataklysm Goliath |
| experimenting with derpcore elements is never a good thing, otherwise typical krappy kataklysm shlack. rly dont know why maurizio ever thought he fit in death metal |
| Katatonia Tonight's Decision |
| goth girl panty soaked piss |
| Katatonia Dance of December Souls |
| good here n there but quite boring deafdum |
| Kate Bush Lionheart |
| very hairy mane |
| Katy Perry Teenage Dream |
| not as fun as boys, california can go to hell, why isnt peacock the mass radio player? |
| Kavara Weathered & Lost |
| mccore based melobleh. imagine being a canadian and seeing this band from london, ontario, then being met with this sheer disappointment. le sigh |
| Kayo Dot Choirs of the Eye |
| another experimental mishmash thats not entirely boring yet entirely reminiscent of a child randomly slapping pots and pans trv rating 1.5 |
| Kazumi Totaka Luigi's Mansion OST |
| another ost that doesnt rly go too well outside its game, boos escape is the best se tho |
| Kazumi Totaka Yoshi's Story Original Soundtrack |
| more annoying than fun or cute. also fuck this game |
| Kelly Clarkson Stronger |
| forgive you and win the only conspicuous tracks among a rampart of he hurt me snozzers (stronger is annoying af i thought it was a katy perry song) |
| Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city |
| some decent beats but nothing else. this is an enforced 2 rly? ppl pls get some standards trv 1.5 |
| Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly |
| this non-rap crap is the musical equivalent of turning on the tv to watch just the commercials trv 1 |
| Kick Axe Rock the World |
| not very kick ass but chain cover is reminiscent |
| Killing Joke What's THIS For...! |
| dunno |
| Killing Joke Revelations |
| upper arm hypnosis |
| Killing Me Softly Autumn Lost In Silence |
| perhaps the most earnest effort to make modern mccore work |
| Killswitch Engage Alive or Just Breathing |
| some more rocky riffs, ok melodies bring this mccore to a better version of mccore. less mccore the better as usual |
| Killswitch Engage As Daylight Dies |
| fuck me kse actually have a decent song, my curse he sounds considerably like yama b |
| Killswitch Engage Killswitch Engage |
| melomccore, ENGAGE!! |
| Killswitch Engage Disarm the Descent |
| noodly sadbois |
| Kim Petras Turn Off The Light Vol. 1 |
| next life stands out amongst these generic popbops |
| Kim Petras One Piece of Tape |
| a much more innocent kim petras, supersonics pretty gud |
| Kim Petras Heart to Break (Remixes) |
| decent poppop track but not rly worth the remixes |
| Kimi Karki The Bone of My Bones |
| sleepy folkoustics, rly likes being naked |
| King Creosote I DES |
| the actual indy folk songs are pretty good but the minimalist instrum epic at the end is a waste of time |
| King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King |
| and so began the downfall of music with this pioneer of the worst and most worthless genre known to man trv rating negative infinity n way to waste a cool name |
| King Crimson In the Wake of Poseidon |
| a prog trip not much worth going on |
| King Diamond Abigail II: The Revenge |
| too many crying children and too little riffs |
| King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard 12 Bar Bruise |
| cheap kiddie noisemakers |
| KISS Destroyer |
| a kiss album that doesnt completely suck |
| KISS Love Gun |
| ever so slightly better than their previous shit |
| KISS Animalize |
| buttrockalize |
| KISS Revenge |
| back to their usual shenanigans in the 90s but also their second keep in i just wanna |
| KISS Psycho Circus |
| certainly not the worst album of their career |
| KISS Hot In The Shade |
| starts like their other better albums but gets boring. rly didnt have to be an hour long |
| KISS Creatures Of The Night |
| a slightly less sloppy kiss |
| KISS Monster |
| and once again back to rocknothings |
| Kittie Fire |
| the fire of this kittie doesnt rly last that long, cool art tho |
| Korn The Nothing |
| korn actually making something that resembles music with a selection of in flames-esque nu rock |
| Korpiklaani Korven Kuningas |
| yeah they exhausted themselves with tervaskanto, dont release an album every year kids |
| Korpiklaani Kulkija |
| their worst album which is unfortunate bc such a pretty cover, but still like kuin korpi and of course the best track JOMAMA |
| Krallice Hyperion |
| yeah this was quite boring and lethargic |
| Krallice Mass Cathexis |
| krallice gone soft with this baby bum |
| Krallice Crystalline Exhaustion |
| has some fun effects but this band is dead |
| Krallice Psychagogue |
| like its 2022 but even less dense with a cool effect now and then |
| Krallice Porous Resonance Abyss |
| varg called he wants his synths back |
| Krallice Mass Cathexis 2 - The Kinetic Infinite |
| same boring present krallice not bothering to turn up anything than generic proggaze, tho the atmosphere of the latter couple tracks saved it from total annihilation |
| Kult Posłuchaj to do Ciebie |
| first half we're groovin but it loses energy and becomes a big meh |
| Kyuss Wretch |
| some talent for sure but they dont use it often |
| Lace (CAN) Lace |
| canadian country pop boobs i mean bops they cant seem to choose between wanting one man and playing ring around the rosie though |
| Lacey Sturm Life Screams |
| flyleaf x pretty reckless. and like the reckless, it has no hits |
| Lacuna Coil Comalies |
| gothic butt |
| Lacuna Coil Dark Adrenaline |
| was surprised this wasnt total crap. basically a more positive/less serious evanescence/linkin park, i find myself getting pulled into give me n intoxic |
| Lady Gaga The Fame Monster |
| not too bad, romance could have been good, dance in the dark is pretty smooth save the stupid side effects, everything else somewhat tolerable poppins |
| Lady Gaga Mayhem |
| still a better black metal album than gdow |
| Lady Luna and the Devil Mother of All Sin |
| boring gothic fluff |
| Lady Luna and the Devil Vampiric Visions Vol. I: Living Blood |
| queen of the night is decent, and hearing a woman so casually say "i'll rip their throats out...i'll bathe in their blood" is legitimately creepy, but overall amateur doom/goth rock/metal that doesnt hit the sweet spots |
| Lamb of God Ashes of the Wake |
| asses of the groovecore |
| Lamb of God As the Palaces Burn |
| not too bad but dangerously straddles the lines between nude, actual metal, n mccore |
| Lamb of God Sacrament |
| not entirely unappealling melodic genre cherry pick metal but barely serves the bare minimum |
| Lamb of God Wrath |
| wrathfully undermid melogroovecore, randy blythe sounding a lot like chrigel glanzmann here tho which is better than pure core screams |
| Lamb of God Resolution |
| overlengthy melogroovecore album glanzmann vox or not but king me is pretty good |
| Lapalux Ruinism |
| some good sounds but these albums always feel like theyre made of gelatin |
| Leaves' Eyes At Heaven's End |
| worst ep yet very boring tracks |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III |
| immigrant song rulz, first half is heavier than i and ii and the production is infinitely better but second half is half assed diddlies |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin |
| 60s music sensibilities with emerging ahrd rock factors lead to a jumbled mishmash |
| Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II |
| a compilation of popular late 60s tropes with less riffs than debut trv 1.5 |
| Led Zeppelin Presence |
| overlengthy psych procks tho candy store has immigrant references |
| Led Zeppelin Houses Of The Holy |
| prog rock with some riffs and a lot of droning, moning, croning |
| Lee Aaron Bodyrock |
| so like kidney stones? |
| Les Batards du Nord La terre nous appelle |
| the land is telling you to stop |
| Les Ramoneurs de Menhirs Dañs an Diaoul |
| a crappier version of their later albums |
| Leviathan The Tenth Sub Level of Suicide |
| avg fanboy bm with the arrogance to think he deserves more than an hour of playtime at once |
| Life of Agony River Runs Red |
| sludgebeat |
| Lindsey Stirling Snow Waltz |
| another christmas album tho? only thing good on this one is her original ice storm |
| Linkin Park Hybrid Theory EP |
| starting to sound like the same titled album, not bad. chester gets a little guttural and its something he should have kept/mastered |
| Linkin Park Xero |
| rly bad lofi rap battles with a random riff in the background |
| Linkin Park Sweet Hamster Like Jewels From America! |
| i aint gon' do no laundry...BITCH! |
| Linkin Park Living Things |
| the first half was alright anyway |
| Linkin Park iTunes Live from SoHo |
| another rather crappy ep |
| Linkin Park From Zero |
| more like STINKIN PARK ha gotem!! idk emptiness machine is a nostalgic nod comeback with chick sounding weirdly suitable but the rest is a vaguely lp x miley cyrus hastily thrown together slog of 2020s tropes with a bare minimum runtime |
| Liv Kristine Enter My Religion |
| pop nothings from a decently known metal star |
| Liv Kristine Skintight |
| cloudy air |
| Living Sacrifice The Hammering Process |
| groovy mccore go brrrrrrrrrrr |
| Living Sacrifice Reborn |
| djentgroovecore before it was cool, o wait it never was! |
| Lizzy McAlpine Older |
| https://youtu.be/1Zt3crV_KIA?si=GcO8Hcsr-kysJbLH&t=1 |
| Logistic Slaughter Corrosive Ethics |
| perfectly prodded traditional brutal, and so it gets .5 more than it usually would |
| Lorna Shore Psalms |
| unlike most derpcore bands theyre not completely talentless but for whatever reason any time guys like these come up with something decent they immediately destroy it with some generiderp |
| Lorna Shore Immortal |
| synthonic dimmu bore reject melodic derp more like huh, mortal? |
| Lost Horizon A Flame to the Ground Beneath |
| lame rocky pm |
| Luis Fonsi VIDA |
| first few tracks are pretty smooth but then devolves into everyday pop nothings, highlight in spanish sola |
| Lupe Fiasco Samurai |
| smooth rapnbs it aint tha worst |
| Lykathea Aflame Elvenefris |
| pls sir, can i have some death metal? instead of this hocus pocus meandering bullshit? best track is the nature dunsynth closer |
| Lynyrd Skynyrd Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd |
| has simple man and the riff to tuesdays gone but otherwise a slog to get through |
| Lynyrd Skynyrd Nuthin' Fancy |
| skinny lizard boomer swag |
| Machine Head The More Things Change... |
| a more rocky korn, certainly better than anything they ever did |
| Machine Head The Blackening |
| korn slayer and every core band ever called. they want to commend you on sampling their discography. maiden cover is pretty good tho |
| Machine Head Year of the Dragon |
| they def sound better live |
| Macronympha Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania |
| legit just slightly harsher white noise, and thus not that bad |
| Madonna Like a Virgin |
| first 3 tracks are trv pop pops but then goes into all the lazy drivel of every pop album |
| Madonna Madonna |
| lengthy 80s pop trax hit different |
| Magdalena Bay Imaginal Disk |
| an imaginal disc is one of the parts of a holometabolous insect larva that will become a portion of the outside of the adult insect during the pupal transformation i would be willing to look past the super repetitive lyrical themes on this album if the music itself was at least good. but mah golly, does this style of gen z synthpop need to be so goddamn slow and boring? and an hour's commitment at that? but hey, if you wanna hear a bunch of downtempo and repetitive songs with monotone droning vocals about boys, relationships, and hallucinogenic 'aliens', then go crazy |
| Magnum On A Storyteller's Night |
| a v disappointing tradpower with not a single good track |
| Malicious Hate In the Name of Hate |
| such a cool cover for such a lame brugrind album |
| Mariah Carey The Emancipation of Mimi |
| the emmy of mid rnbb |
| Mariah Carey Butterfly |
| rnbutterflies (dainty and weak) |
| Mariah Carey Mariah Carey |
| mariah carey'd by stardom and label direction than talent tho loves takes time is a nice closer |
| Marilyn Manson Holy Wood |
| marginally more tolerable than all his previous crap |
| Marilyn Manson The Golden Age of Grotesque |
| better overall than previous albums but nothing too catchy |
| Marilyn Manson Born Villain |
| one of his better albums, actually gets into sum metul territory, cain is basically a dt track, murderers not bad ahrd rock |
| Marilyn Manson Lunchbox |
| a bleh song followed by bleh remixes n a cover |
| Marilyn Manson One Assassination Under God - Chapter 1 |
| bleh one ass under jebus on the way to jerusalem |
| Maroon 5 Songs About Jane |
| weirdly familiar boy pop |
| Maroon 5 Jordi |
| not entirely vain pop rnbs, esp with the sobering (yet drink inducing) and canon beat melacholic memories |
| Marshmello Joytime |
| asmr techno not much more to it |
| Marshmello Joytime II |
| indeed marshy and mello-y, asmr 'lectrobop |
| Marta Gabriel Metal Queens |
| the last thing i expect when someone goes solo is a purely cover album. they're probably better than the originals but it's ehhh |
| Martina McBride Hits and More |
| exactly what it says on the jewelcase... a few hits, and bunch more |
| Marvin Gaye What's Going On |
| very boring, title makes me want to claw my eyes out, trv 1 |
| Marvin Gaye Let's Get It On |
| if its u how bout we get it off fuck not in that sense |
| Massacre Resurgence |
| yeah we aint massacring nobody with this |
| Massive Attack Mezzanine |
| absolute crap save the house song trv 1.5 |
| Mastodon Remission |
| prog once again destroying any good riffs along with inflectionless shoutvox |
| Matt Redman The Friendship and the Fear (US) |
| not bad ccm with an almost highlight in better is one day |
| Matt Uelmen Diablo II |
| nice enough ambients but they dont rly do much. prob another case of it going a lot better with the game |
| maudlin of the Well Bath |
| schizophrenic scramblings trv 1.5 |
| Maximum the Hormone Bu-ikikaesu |
| rly just has the spinny spin death chair song |
| Mayhem (USA-OR) Burned Alive |
| silly american threevies, portland always portland, ace of spades is not a motorhead cover these guys suck dick |
| Meat Loaf Bat Out of Hell |
| meat loaf is something between shameless fun and annoying as FUCK |
| Meat Loaf Dead Ringer |
| meaty loooooooooooolz |
| Meat Loaf Hang Cool Teddy Bear |
| still writing almost good tracks but deliberately bombing them |
| Megadeth So Far, So Good... So What! |
| this album is testament enough to not do drugs |
| Megadeth Endgame |
| thrashier bits at the beginning are decent, and story ends is a nice lil rock song. everything else is pretty lame though |
| Megadeth Breadline |
| title is ok but then wtf are those remixes until punishment which isnt bad |
| Melt-Banana Cell-Scape |
| hyper punk album with short noise/lectro bursts. it could have been good if the thought process went a bit deeper than hummm BWAAAAH rly just did to punk what nude muddle did to butt rock. o and a non plussy instrum at the end |
| Melvins Gluey Porch Treatments |
| sludgin' |
| Melvins Bullhead |
| bullsludge! |
| Memoryhouse Soft Hate |
| sarah saaraaaah |
| Menage A Un Now Everybody– |
| its not that bad, good bm parts n dece vox, wish they made it more coherent to get an trv punky bm thing going but alas |
| Meshuggah Nothing |
| a pretty solid 2, loud chugs, no particularly interesting rhythms |
| Metal Church Congregation Of Annihilation |
| they ought to close it again |
| Metallica Metallica |
| meh rock songs save sandman bringing some vibes |
| Metallica Beyond Magnetic |
| bits of hell n babylon are the only good parts here |
| Metallica Hardwired...To Self-Destruct |
| their best effort in decades, what should have come after justice, a gradual descent instead of nosediving with the black album and two loads of shit. nice melodies and structure of moth into flame, spit out the bone is a decent closer. james isnt annoying this time, but the album lacks overall appeal to garner anything higher than 2. and to answer your question no youre not savage ur an old man |
| Metallica 72 Seasons |
| some riffs on title n mirrors but thats about it |
| Metric Live It Out |
| girly ppalt rocks |
| Miasma Changes |
| early crap progtech death with weak grunts and an overflow of filler making it seem hours long instead of 40 mins |
| Michael Jackson Thriller |
| pretty damn boring save startin n beat it, tho even those arent worth hearing more than the ubiquitous radio playthrus |
| Michael Jackson Forever Michael |
| not the michael youre used to |
| Midwinter (AUS) Awaken |
| whiny amateur lectryrocks |
| Ministry The Land of Rape and Honey |
| they send up a wicked beat but then it never goes anywhere for 11 tracks in a row |
| Minotaurus (GER) The Lonely Dwarf |
| this is the worst folk metal band oat |
| Minotaurus (GER) Myth or Reality |
| bad narration folkish metul |
| Minotaurus (GER) Memories in the Haze |
| ghost called they want their bullshit back before some of the worst folktal oat |
| Minutemen Paranoid Time |
| sillimen |
| Miseration The Mirroring Shadow |
| a more techdeath version of debut with almost no melodies n only one decent track in title |
| Misery Signals Controller |
| misery mccore |
| Misfits Vampire Girl |
| title is almost good, zombie girl stinks |
| Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus |
| is that divine insane man trey azagthoth for allowing this midlife crisis to happen? radikult is kind of fun but yea this exists, techno morbid and some rly unwound dm |
| Morcegos Free World (No More Laws) |
| 1 2 3 8 brazilian assorted drockore and rolling stones |
| Morgoth Odium |
| what is this hardcore groove bullshit? |
| Mori Calliope JIGOKU 6 |
| showy but rather linear electropops, and then last track kills all momentum built |
| Morrissey Your Arsenal |
| well we got some riffs anyway but his voice doesnt match them at all. also youre the one for me fatty yea thanks for a week of couch |
| Mors Principium Est The Unborn |
| some sparks in the beginning before once again putting the death in melodeath |
| Mors Principium Est Inhumanity |
| runner up for worst melodeath band goes to.... |
| Mortification Blood World |
| mediocre trash deaththrash, steve sounds like a dying old man. 'love song' is particularly egregious cringe, u have god given talents as evidenced by the 1st 2 albums how bout u use em?!?! |
| Mortification Brain Cleaner |
| the weirdest combination of decent-good riffs completely ruined by absolute garbo lyrics, he doesnt even sing that bad and returns to some respectable death growls but everything he says is just so cringe omg, n dude why would u title one of ur little mini lyric grind songs ed...... nevertheless flu virus n esp zombie are listenable with some editing but my god fuck cleaning my brain gonna go get absorbed in some tits n ass |
| Mortification Relentless |
| 1st half is infinitely better than the boring ass 2nd half, same thrash rock with random dm sections in bring release, but almost totally ruined by steves weak convictionless voice and worthless lyrics. fortunately ends with a trv 3.5 deathrash banger in apocalyptic terror, evidently a redaction from their earliest days, steve even going for a mild bm shriek |
| Mortification The Silver Cord is Severed |
| tbh isnt total garbo rock thrash, and yet still is. steves lame voice/lyrics kill a lot of the good, yet revolutionary is a legit good track if u can ignore that. this is basically australian christian motorhead |
| Mortification Hammer of God |
| steve is actually trying here. metal crusade is legit epic even tho slight cringe n rly only a mid to dece thrash track, rest of the first half decently thrashy, but then goes down to all mid tempo half assed bordos like their previous albums in second half. medley is a very sad rendition of some of their classic songs |
| Mortiis The Great Deceiver |
| mortiis manson gone ravin' |
| Motionless In White Reincarnate |
| the mccore cof is slightly better off being the cof of mccore |
| Motley Crue Generation Swine |
| generic rock o' clock bb |
| Motley Crue New Tattoo |
| better than swine but not by much |
| Motley Crue Motley Crue |
| ya like generic af rock brah? then is album is pour vous. funnest thing on this whole record is them fuckin around at the start of babykills |
| Motley Crue Theatre Of Pain |
| then they went for a completely generic nose dive |
| Motoi Sakuraba Dark Souls Soundtrack |
| generic fantasy score save gwynevere and overture |
| Motorhead Beer Drinkers And Hell Raisers |
| this rough ep wouldnt be that bad if it werent for the garbage cover choices |
| Mudvayne Lost and Found |
| marilyn mushroomknot be like |
| Mushroomhead Mushroomhead |
| and a veritably reddened if not very showy one eyed monster it is |
| Mushroomhead Superbuick |
| what the wise woman on flattened and big brother said |
| My Bloody Valentine Loveless |
| only shallow is the only star here, rest is either white noise or lacking potential trv 2 |
| My Bloody Valentine Isn't Anything |
| 1st half of this was a lot more interesting than 2nd |
| My Bloody Valentine Tremolo |
| not a bad ep with some decent riffs n interludes, just nothing bumping it up |
| My Bloody Valentine This Is Your Bloody Valentine |
| elvis fellatio and its not even that bad tbh |
| My Bloody Valentine m b v |
| was gonna insult this as some basic drone crap but ended up not being that bad |
| My Bloody Valentine Only Shallow |
| knock some sense into that lolz rating. anyway that glide riff on title best thing theyve ever done, pixies vibes |
| My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge |
| a more rushed version of their prom drama tunes |
| My Chemical Romance I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love |
| not the best debut, but drowning lessons, lady of sorrows & demolition lovers are pretty fun |
| My Chemical Romance Warped Tour Bootleg Series |
| they sound really bad live |
| My Chemical Romance The Mad Gear and Missile Kid |
| this ones just kinda dumb |
| My Dying Bride The Angel and the Dark River |
| yea this is some drawly fake shit good side effects or not |
| My Dying Bride The Dreadful Hours |
| dreadful gothdoom |
| My Dying Bride Like Gods of the Sun |
| awkward gothdoom mishappenings |
| My Dying Bride A Map of All Our Failures |
| theyve shown talent in the past but here they just choose not to use it |
| MyChildren MyBride Lost Boy |
| actually some somewhat enjoyable mccore in the 2nd half |
| Mystifier Goetia |
| except for the baphometic goat of knights templar in the 12th century, this is pathetically amateur like a kid who wants to be kvlt so bad but knows absolutely nothing about the trv. random crappy effects and switches to a plain dm sound on some tracks |
| Mystifier The World Is So Good That Who Made It Doesn't Live |
| assorted discount bm/dm paraphernalia and pseudo opera singing |
| Mystifier Protogoni Mavri Magiki Dynasteia |
| complete joke band cant even write greek properly |
| Napalm Death Inside the Torn Apart |
| another banal nude deathish groovecore |
| Napalm Death Diatribes |
| dumb deathy groovecore |
| Nasty Savage Penetration Point |
| tiring techtrash |
| Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I |
| more like ut obliviscar statim |
| Nechochwen Azimuths To the Otherworld |
| please, sir, can i have some metal? |
| Neckbeard Deathcamp SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT |
| production makes it sound rly far away taking away a lot of the would be impact, grindy wannabe bm with some burzum just bc. def not going to take out any rightoids with this |
| Necrophagia Holocausto de la Morte |
| obviously someone had to do this, but still it didnt rly need to exist did it? utter SHITBALLS |
| Necrophagia Moribundis Grim |
| chunky lowest effort core riffage |
| Necrophagia Triumph of Death |
| a spammy dead eaten mess of hellhammer's worst track |
| Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction |
| the more straight up dm tracks on the first 3rd of the album are much better than the trash that follows |
| Necrophobic Darkside |
| rly boring ass black death like fuck off mate |
| Neggy Gemmy CBD Reiki Moonbeam |
| eh dream party lectrypop sthgs idk |
| Neurosis The Eye Of Every Storm |
| pretty good....for white noise trv rating 1.5 |
| Neurosis Through Silver In Blood |
| purify actually has vibes, but the rest is a drony mess, trv rating 1.5 |
| Neurosis Souls At Zero |
| early neuro better than the rest, a slowed down thrash album with suitable extra effects, i like the web |
| Neurosis Locust Star |
| neuro def better in small doses |
| New York Dolls Too Much Too Soon |
| better songs than their debut, showdown is almost good |
| Nickelback All the Right Reasons |
| its not actually that bad ok, its just bad, calm down |
| Nicki Minaj Pink Friday |
| not entirely bad but the implicit whine thats always in her voice is always annoying |
| Night Ranger Midnight Madness |
| midnight unsatisfaction |
| Nightwish Angels Fall First |
| yea so they had problems from the start, harpsikeys are great but disappear by halfway, and then it just gets long and boring, not even a highlight |
| Nightwish Over The Hills And Far Away |
| title cover is the only thing of worth here |
| Nile Ithyphallic |
| yep this is pretty motions going dm phallus or no phallus |
| Nile Worship the Animal (1994 the Lost Recordings) |
| pretty boring n slow dm recs like opening an old tomb only to find some pewter pots, not bc it was broken into before and anything more valuable was already taken either |
| Nina Nesbitt Peroxide |
| imagine being sad over ed sheeran, anyway she has quite a lovely voice just nothing holds u in much except hold u (the solo version the duet version sucks). back for more also features an awesome climax |
| Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral |
| a slightly more interesting marilyn manson. nvm fuck this shit trv rating 1.5 |
| Nirvana Bleach |
| rly not much more than some slightly grungy garage punk |
| Nirvana Hormoaning |
| just kinda boring noise rock |
| Nocturnus Ethereal Tomb |
| what a downhill job without mike where is the inspiration nocturnutz this sucks |
| Nomenmortis How I Learn to Bleed...for the Things I Wish to Fo |
| a weird mix of techy brutal with a greater melodic emphasis and a little bm in the latter half, an interesting experiment but largely bleh |
| Norse Vitki Nyarlathotep |
| very much not at all viking midriffs with saggy balls voiceovers |
| Norse Vitki Death Sonnet |
| srsly what was the point of this buttsacks project |
| Norther Till Death Unites Us |
| only bland petri norther. only (pseudo) jam on this of course is fuck you |
| Norther Solution 7 |
| doopid norther save hellhole |
| Numenor Opus Draconis |
| this is actually really bad |
| Numenor Servants of Sorcery |
| this also really sucks |
| Nunslaughter Killed By The Cross |
| not as funny the second time |
| Nunslaughter Rotting Christ |
| Lol |
| Nydvind Tetramental II - Telluria |
| to think i had to wait another month and was going to review it on release, what a boring slog |
| Nyktophobia Fallen Empire |
| some of the absolute bitchass melodeath ever made |
| O.L.D. Lo Flux Tube |
| dusty monster metal |
| Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory? |
| oasis ride that line between smoothly cool n punchably annoying and its the latter more often |
| Oasis Definitely Maybe |
| more annoying than fun, sounds like it came out 20 years before it did |
| Oasis Be Here Now |
| lazy slack strumming |
| Oathbreaker Maelstrom |
| at the gates gone full hc bleh |
| Obituary World Demise |
| obituary x at the gates, a terrible idea |
| Obituary Dying Of Everything |
| this was a large miss. mid deathrash with some prog for good derpsure |
| Obscuridad Eterna Evil and Revenge |
| awesome cover for such a mediocre heapow band |
| Oh, Sleeper Children of Fire |
| manages to be not as annoying as most mccore |
| Opeth Still Life |
| i mean its an opeth album alright, most of them sound the same |
| Opeth Morningrise |
| more bad than good on here, editing prob wouldnt even save it |
| Opeth Deliverance |
| has some cool sections but as they say themselves 'nothing ever changes' |
| Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse |
| this is an opeth album alright. ruin good riffs and vox with terrible prog signatures |
| Origin Informis Infinitas Inhumanitas |
| and then they vanished into generic techdeath memory |
| Origin Entity |
| cc gone tech n just as boring ok i take it back somewhat consequence n first half of evolution are pretty sweet |
| Outlander (UK) Acts of Harm |
| colourless droning, way to take the name of something far more exciting |
| Overkill Horrorscope |
| another middling as possible and overlengthy thrash album by overkill. wow |
| Overkill Under the Influence |
| maiden n accept team up to go thrash n its not that great |
| Overkill Necroshine |
| inner outter ear thrash |
| Ozzy Osbourne Diary Of A Madman |
| even milder more rocky mrocks than the blozzard whats with all the ballads |
| P.O.D. Fundamental Elements of Southtown |
| the boys go ahrd but still nothing all that good |
| P.O.D. Testify |
| racist nudes |
| P.O.D. Snuff the Punk |
| they tried anyway. with some more thought it might have been feasible, its just not good |
| Pacmanthemovie Pacmanthemovie 2: Eat Lives |
| some pretty wild and annoying eclecteffect ahrdcore, like watching a toddler genuinely sing her heart out but with little vocal control and total unawareness at her mispitches |
| Paladin (USA) Anamnesis |
| nevermore sucks and so do these covers |
| Pale Creation Twilight Haunt |
| prog sludge with a mccore veneer, thats right it sucks |
| Panic! at the Disco Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die! |
| power poppy emo lite teen bops |
| Panopticon Kentucky |
| yokel guntsch whinin |
| Pantera Cowboys from Hell |
| if buttrockicka had stayed metal. not that it wouldve helped much |
| Pantera Reinventing the Steel |
| pantera are silly, silly bois |
| Pantera Metal Magic |
| poseurs gettin in for a dime |
| Pantera Walk |
| your favourite panties with some techy rub a dubs |
| Pantera Hostile Moments |
| a couple of shit new tracks followed by the wub a dub classics |
| Pantera Alive and Hostile E.P. |
| panties taken off live the simps eat it up |
| Pantera Extreme Steel Plus |
| the usual panties plus a few silly covers |
| Pantera Becoming |
| panties for all |
| Papa Roach Infest |
| couple almost good songs on this, nude muddle bein nude muddle |
| Papa Roach Getting Away With Murder |
| papa's lumpy nudes and emo crock? |
| Paradise Lost Icon |
| more sludgey deeming dooms |
| Paradise Lost Tragic Idol |
| its like it could be good but deliberately gets in its own way |
| Paramore Paramore |
| some undeniable hooks but this hour long album would certainly benefit from cutting out the bullshit |
| Parkway Drive Killing With A Smile |
| melodic mccore is ever so slightly more listenable |
| Parkway Drive Horizons |
| some tighter moments than the usual mccore but we still mccorin ahrd |
| Parnassus (CAN) First Degree |
| folky wiccan kumbayas and they get old somewhat quick also nice title o shit its the faeries |
| Paroxysm Unit Fragmentation // Stratagem |
| bad tech except data mess |
| Pathfinder (USA) Dronescapes |
| some rather short asmrs idk what they expect you to get out of it |
| Pathfinder (USA) The Sacred Mind |
| sum lesser smars |
| Paul Brandt Calm Before the Storm |
| heartbreaker yokels |
| Pearl Jam Ten |
| fuck this shit im bored trv 1 |
| Petra Beyond Belief |
| mid good mrocks about JAYSUS |
| Petra More Power To Ya |
| STAND UP! TAKE A STAND FOR JESUS! |
| Petra Petra |
| country folk bluezin for JAYSUS |
| Pharaoh The Powers That Be |
| sum moar below avg pm without any trv powaaaa |
| Phish Hoist |
| was gonna rate this higher but then they ruined the first half with the bullshit at the end |
| Phish Rift |
| more upbeat white noise with their ever original lyrics |
| Phish Billy Breathes |
| the cover is claustrophobic af and i want to punch him so badly but the muz is pretty chill wouldnt mind if someone put it on for spin |
| Phish Joy |
| some more chill jazzy rock fit for any saloon, on kill it sounds like he's saying 'don't go back to kill them with balls' |
| Phish Big Boat |
| certainly their most diverse album. nothing too interesting on it though |
| Phish Sigma Oasis |
| pretty decent for an hour's worth of white noise |
| Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard |
| rawer production and a cannibal corpse cover doesnt save grind from just being grind |
| Pig Destroyer Terrifyer |
| grindcore be grindin BIG FAKE FAT TITS |
| Pig Destroyer Phantom Limb |
| on the other hand maybe grind shouldnt have typical song layouts BUT LOOK NEKKID WAHMEN!! |
| Pig Destroyer Book Burner |
| books burned nothing learned |
| Pillar Fireproof |
| some teen appealling groovy nudes but mostly neutral nothings or straight up annoying |
| Pillar Where Do We Go from Here |
| frontline is the only track to bother with here |
| Pink M!ssundaztood |
| some rly lethargic bullshit among her more popular hits |
| Pink Funhouse |
| so what is eh followed by a whole fuck load of boring ass lazy ballad pops, then bringing back some energy in the last 4 tracks or so |
| Pink Floyd The Dark Side Of The Moon |
| the most 1able 1 that ever 1d? the most 1able 1 that ever 1d. trv rating is....1!!!!!!! |
| Pink Floyd The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn |
| floyds debut isnt so pointless, somewhat interesting dreamscapes |
| Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here |
| a not so bad floyd until you get to the bleh title and then its pure floaty bore trv 2 |
| Pixel Grip ARENA |
| need a lot more than a pixel grip to handle deez nutz can barely even feel the current of your lectrybobs |
| Pixies Come On Pilgrim |
| come on, pixies, you can do better! (and they did) |
| Pixies Pixies (EP) |
| mostly definitely a demo along with the equally poor come on pilgrim |
| Pixies Beneath the Eyrie Demos, Pt. 1 |
| yeah these are not good |
| Pixies Beneath the Eyrie Demos, Pt. 2 |
| these are also not good |
| Pixies Doggerel |
| pixies lite, but a light throwback is better than a limp void |
| Pixies The Night The Zombies Came |
| indeed this is another haphazard resurrection resulting in an animate but not very agile undead |
| pizzamachine Crunkcore Revenge |
| nothin too gripping on this one, pizzemcrunk go bzrh brzh bitch itch yayayah |
| pizzamachine Pizza ex Machina |
| most of this is def machine made pizza but the burzumy samples on dont judge me and mr beat are lit as well as the funky beat on WIGGLE |
| Place Vendome Streets of Fire |
| sickly sweet christian powvy plugs |
| Planes Mistaken for Stars Prey |
| damn they peaked a decade earlier n came back just to put out this generic garbo |
| Pokemon Pokemon Christmas Bash |
| when you get voice actors to sing a horribly cringe album...i can just imagine them coming in to work that day and o the horror... meowth spittin facts tho, now indeed a fan of team rocket. jeeeeeeeeebus track 9: DID YA GET MORE WOOD? OOOOOOOO YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH And my mom in her kerchief and Mr. Mime in my cap (And I think Professor Oak was there too) - oak bangin ashs mom canon And then in a twinkling, I heard on the rooftop The prancing and pawing of each little Machop - uhhhh what? The stump of a pipe he held tight in his cheek And he smoked it and circled his head like a reef - when youre fking high and cant distinguish "cheek" from "teeth" and "reef" from "wreath" (actual spotify/internet lyrics) |
| Polluted Inheritance Ecocide |
| early techdeath pulling out all the suckage of prog in full form |
| Pope Francis Wake Up! |
| songs not that bad, various artists p much just doing their own thing between kind of nice churchy synthwork and italian n spanish intermissions |
| Poppy Zig |
| electric pop princess with an incredibly suitable name |
| Poppy Negative Spaces |
| angry birthday massacre with poppy djents |
| Porcupine Tree In Absentia |
| atmospheric butt rock with blatant rock side metal band references |
| Power Quest Blood Alliance |
| an album of keyboard laden 80s hard rock. it's not all bad, better days is pretty solid and main riff of numbers is great if you can forgive the dumb concept |
| Powerwolf Call of the Wild |
| sabaton but bad. also way to disservice maiden with cringe mascot covers |
| Praying Mantis Time Tells No Lies |
| a bit of their own orig metal, some maiden, some prog, too much suicide |
| Primalfrost Path Of Resilience |
| the fuck is this melodeacore? sounds like latter day equilibrium mixed with arch enemy and fkn aild!! garbage compared to his adolescent work |
| Prince Purple Rain |
| largely uninteresting bops |
| Prong Cleansing |
| mid groove that goes on for too long, demon hunters cover of snap your fingers is infinitely better |
| Prong Prove You Wrong |
| unentertaining early grooves |
| Prong Beg to Differ |
| prong sucks dong |
| Pussycat Dolls Doll Domination |
| aggressive coochies |
| Putrescent Seepage Demo 2016 |
| lame brutal debt |
| Pyrexia System of the Animal |
| crappy emerging trend brutal bullshit |
| Pyrexia Hatredangerandisgust |
| total cc cloning |
| Queen A Night at the Opera |
| fuck this album trv 1.5 |
| Queen Queen II |
| v boring album esp the middle they listened to thebes too many times |
| Queen Sheer Heart Attack |
| other than the ubiquitous killer n a few solos theres nothin special on this queen |
| Queen The Works |
| a return to form with no overtakers |
| Queen Queen's First E.P. |
| lover boy is the only good classic on this lackluster ep |
| Queens of the Stone Age Queens of the Stone Age |
| stoner cunt |
| Quiet Riot Condition Critical |
| quiet riot sucks ok winners take all is decent |
| Quo Vadis Forever... |
| a proggy version of carcass, only legions has decent enough riffs and the philosophizing is just stfu |
| R.E.M. Murmur |
| what an appropriate name |
| Ra From One |
| starts decent but soon devolves into bleh alt rock. nevertheless call my name is a jam |
| Rachel Leeder The Good Headspace |
| simple acoustic efforts that sound decent bc they are simple acoustic efforts |
| Radiohead The Bends |
| the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllzzzzzzzzz, street spirit is the only decent track |
| Radiohead Kid A |
| on one hand largely written by some kid, on the other some nice asmr especially treefingers |
| Radiohead Pablo Honey |
| mostly boring with an occasional fun dip into rockiness. creep is a 3 |
| Radiohead OK Computer |
| hippie nirvana. more like shut down computer bc its 25 years old and can barely run this shit trv rating 1 |
| Radiohead In Rainbows |
| accurate |
| Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire |
| keep ragin cry babies |
| Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine |
| early 90s limp bizkit be like trv rating 1 |
| Raging Slab Raging Slab |
| quite a bit of energy, just not that great songs |
| Ramones Adios Amigos! |
| adios ramones |
| Ramones Road To Ruin |
| the ubiquitous sedated has the stones on this ramones |
| Raskasta Joulua Viides Adventti |
| this one however has almost nothing on it, lamely done christmas tracks, a pure corn heavy, a bad boogie woogie, but rakkain lahjoistani was a grower |
| RavenLand Ravensongs for the Ravenhearts |
| pretty lackluster symph/folk outtakes. girl sounds like amy lee for those interested |
| Ray Charles What'd I Say |
| the boogier tunes are good but lapses into generic ditties |
| Ray Charles Ray Charles |
| smooth af but thats about it |
| Rebecca Black RE/BL |
| not entirely bad tbh |
| Rebecca Black Non Album Singles |
| cant even hate |
| RED (JPN) Golden Oath Of Allegiance |
| subpar standard grind not rly worth the time |
| Red (USA) Until We Have Faces |
| so sad to see a once rockin band go full genny |
| Red (USA) The Evening Hate |
| not a horrible ep but shows theyre still firmly grounded in mediocre rock with overdramatic vox and synthhound strings |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication |
| classic rhcp where they actually tried somewhat and eternalized the rotation of some horribly annoying alt rocks |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Mother's Milk |
| without a doubt they got even metal lvl skills, but its still just annoying |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers The Red Hot Chili Peppers |
| sick bass lines but wild in all the wrong ways |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute |
| jungly peppers reggaeing with a bit more passion but still just slightly peppery |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers I'm With You |
| cheerful peppers yet nothing joyous |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers The Getaway |
| overly long blue cold chilled peppers |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Unlimited Love |
| more upbeat relaxed and engaging yet perpetual sweet peppers |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Return of the Dream Canteen |
| more melodramatic peppers but nothing with more than tactile scovilles |
| Red Velvet Chill Kill |
| korean ariana grande worship? its alright was expecting sthg more intense by the name tho |
| Rednex Sex and Violins |
| swedish redneck weebin. redneebs? reebs? cotton eyed swedes? |
| Reflect Love Back Soundtrack, Vol. 1 |
| mild boring acoustic indies with a highlight in heavens family |
| Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come |
| the only thing worth while on this is new noise |
| Reincarnation Seed Of Hate |
| goes from worst to best but nothing too crazy. base is a steady lil donkey |
| Reincarnation The Beginning of the End |
| generic brutal who cares dm |
| Relient K Mmhmm |
| a 2 song album in hatchet n hate |
| REO Speedwagon REO Speedwagon |
| jammy rock boogie tunes none of which are at all addicting |
| REO Speedwagon Wheels Are Turnin' |
| happyday party hearty dance rocks. bleh |
| Rexoria Ice Breaker |
| crappy female fronted pm |
| Rhapsody of Fire The Cold Embrace Of Fear |
| all theatrics and little metal disappoint face |
| Rhapsody of Fire From Chaos to Eternity |
| way too much italian opera. still, certain tracks like tornado are enjoyable with considerable editing |
| Rhapsody of Fire Into The Legend |
| mid n overly operatic rof, rage of darkness slapps tho |
| Rhapsody of Fire Glory For Salvation |
| yea started alright but ends up being rather plain |
| Rhythm and Sound Trace / Imprint |
| trace is a slow walk down the road of time while imprint is a smooth soporifor complete with heartbeat |
| Rihanna Music of the Sun |
| music of the bum |
| Rihanna Good Girl Gone Bad |
| shut up n drive is sexy af, rest is a mix of meh bleh n zzz but she def has more talent and class than beyonce |
| Rob Zombie Hellbilly Deluxe |
| nude muddly ahrd rock that never rly hooks itself that deep |
| Roger Whittaker The Roger Whittaker Christmas Album |
| about what you'd expect for a christmas folk/countryish album, but darcy the dragon is cute and christmas is here again has trv christmas spirit |
| Rotting Christ Thy Mighty Contract |
| thy loophole filled contract |
| Rotting Christ Non Serviam |
| when you want to be trv kvlt but can only do half assed melodeath instead |
| Rotting Christ Triarchy of the Lost Lovers |
| a lot of simple bm is quite good, relishing in the atmosphere created by a handful of riffs. rc 3 albums in however still sound like they started playing yesterday |
| Roxy Music Roxy Music |
| no rox in my sox |
| Royale Lynn Black Magic |
| royally for the bin various style imitation alt rock tars |
| Running Wild Under Jolly Roger |
| this album is unadulterously a steady bleh @ 10 knots |
| Running Wild Gates To Purgatory |
| invoking satan means nothing if your riffs are trash |
| Rush A Farewell To Kings |
| another rush album. plodding prog with incongruent high vox. at least theyre short to chase dat muuuulaaaahhh trv 1.5 |
| Rush Hemispheres |
| moneyspheres trv 1.5 |
| Sabrina Carpenter Singular: Act I |
| a shorter than short album with significantly lessened quality in songs were her producers no longer interested once she turned 18 or what? |
| Sacred (SWE) Fire to Ice |
| rancid cheese |
| Sade Diamond Life |
| smooth jazz funk pops but only 2 carats |
| Salem Strings Attached |
| clicked because strings + hot woman, left with blue cocheae |
| Sam Lee Songdreaming |
| yeah no he aint got nothing on lorey |
| Sangdragon Black Dragon |
| black dragon is an exhausting and overblown tryhard amorphis x cradle fusion |
| Satan's Host Burning the Born Again...(A New Philosophy) |
| a very long and annoying death/doom/heavy/groove contraption not worth listening to |
| Satyricon Now, Diabolical |
| another shit marilyn manson metal album |
| Satyricon Satyricon |
| light riffed frosty black n roll with some cleans, another weak record |
| Satyricon Deep Calleth Upon Deep |
| nice munch sketch cover, just a more proggy version of their previous though |
| Savatage Power of the Night |
| lackluster tradwers not much worth listening to |
| Saving Abel Saving Abel |
| typical pop grunge album nothing banging much |
| Saxon Forever Free |
| sparky stale growth mrocks |
| Saxon Carpe Diem |
| cover art of hadrians wall is cool but these mrocks are not well ceased |
| Saxon Hell, Fire And Damnation |
| ride along old men just trying to keep themselves sharp mrock |
| Scar Symmetry Symmetric in Design |
| painfully barebones mdm thrown together the best they could by those with no talent |
| Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase I: Neohumanity |
| this ones not that bad tbh, still a 2 |
| Sea Lemon Diving For A Prize |
| is this what its like to go on a date with budgie? |
| Seiko Oomori Sennou |
| first few tracks are some legit fun anime pop, but ever afterward it gets, ah, spotty, yeah spotty |
| Seith Artifacts & Entities |
| what a horrible disappoint. they took their amazing debut sound and dumped 100 pounds of sleepy prog on it. no wonder they never made anything else |
| Sentenced Crimson |
| your sentence: uninteresting metallized butt |
| Sepultura Nation |
| jungly groovecore |
| Sevendust Sevendust |
| behold, nude muddle |
| Sevendust Black Out the Sun |
| idk typical nude muddle coreish bleh |
| Seventh Wonder Become |
| artificially saccharine flaccid metal |
| Shadows Fall The Art of Balance |
| better when they stick to the rock metal than throwing in that mccore shit |
| Shed Seven Liquid Gold |
| liquid mold |
| Shiina Ringo Kalk Samen Kuri no Hana |
| a couple good tracks but largely immature sounding |
| Shinichi Atobe Ship-Scope |
| yea its just some chill asmr trax |
| Signal Loud and Clear |
| this started amazing but turned into total drog highlight still in arms of a stranger |
| Sigur Ros Agætis byrjun |
| defrosted bjorks in pseudo classical arrangement |
| Simple Plan No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls |
| rly just has id do anything rest is whiny baby shit |
| Siouxsie and the Banshees Kaleidoscope |
| mild banshee soozers |
| Sirenia Nine Destinies And A Downfall |
| a highly disappointing album after the masterpiece that was elixir |
| Sirenia The Enigma Of Life |
| the enigma of thinking anything on this was worth publishing |
| Sirenia Dim Days of Dolor |
| title is pure cringe, record isnt much better |
| Sirenia Arcane Astral Aeons |
| someones lacking for album titles. also lacking for music this is generic rubbish |
| Skillet Collide |
| aaand then they fell off the cliff. gone is the vigor and free flowing inspiration of youth. just kind of standard with saviour the only real rocker |
| Skillet Skillet |
| idk their debut merges somewhere on the line of being silly and kind of fun. SATURN HAS A RING AROUND IT |
| Skillet Ardent Worship |
| too many slow hymns only the most ardent church goers could appreciate (hence the title), however the songs they do go rocky on are decent and their rendition of shout to the lord isnt bad |
| Skillet Awake and Remixed EP |
| pretty garbage rockless remixes except dont wake me which is all dreamy like |
| Skillet The Older I Get |
| i hate these songs but they sound better acousticised |
| Skillet Rise |
| another album of middling electro rock that pretends to be deeper than it rly is. concept albums suck and this wasnt any better. sick of it is still a nice family friendly bouncy bass techno song tho. nice they let jen sing a bit more too |
| Skillet Dominion |
| wavers between being boring af, cringey, and mildy pleasant. in any case their drummer's still hot |
| Skillet Revolution |
| another blase pop rocker with no highlights tho the chorus in ash in the wind almost is |
| Skrewdriver Hail The New Dawn |
| wow this does suck yokel punkrocktch |
| Skrillex Bangarang |
| eh its kind of fun i guess brzjtjtjtjjequbdubfjfjfikdoldkfk |
| Skylark (ITA) Twilights of Sand |
| starts utter cringe but the katy perry they picked up starts holding more weight and the instrumentation is serviceable at least until the latter portion of more cringe |
| Skylark (ITA) The Storm and the Horizon |
| another shadow of their former selves hiring a plethora of singers amongst random covers including joe hisaishi pieces |
| Slash Apocalyptic Love |
| generic 21st rockins with no presence whatsoever |
| Slaughter (USA) Stick It to Ya |
| for all their enthusiam this was quite boring |
| Slayer Seasons In The Abyss |
| slayer are now a career band spewing generithrashers |
| Slayer Divine Intervention |
| uninspiring slayer labelled thrash |
| Slayer Repentless |
| subpar samey modern thrash, indeed repentless, no wonder they ended it this got boring years ago |
| Sleep Token Sundowning |
| kind of soothing but mostly pointless |
| Sleep Token Take Me Back to Eden |
| djenty imagine dragons not as bad as i thought |
| Slint Spiderland |
| as background coffeeshop music, like a 2.5. as sthg to listen to in real time, trv 1.5 |
| Slipknot All Hope Is Gone |
| only good song is psychosocial what a waste of time |
| Slipknot Demo |
| better than korn anyway |
| Slipknot We Are Not Your Kind |
| another slipnut bum with a couple almosts and a ton of blehs |
| Slipknot 1995 Demo |
| when u try to be metal but ur just not |
| Slipknot Excerpts from Current Project |
| yep sounds like slipknot |
| Slowdive Souvlaki |
| sleep asmr for depressed teenage girls trv 1.5 |
| Smash Mouth Astro Lounge |
| shrek metal |
| Snoop Dogg Tha Doggfather |
| the lowest level mafia boss, dumb long, DJ easy dick too flaccid |
| Sodom Better Off Dead |
| a rather sad, weak and floppy dicked sodom release |
| Sodom Epitome Of Torture |
| epitome of subpar to mid af thrash |
| Sodom Decision Day |
| a bland sodom entirely incapable of causing hellfire and brimstone from heaven |
| Soilwork The Chainheart Machine |
| the mdm equivalent of a premature ejaculation, as a direct result of bjorn sucking anders' dick |
| Soilwork A Predator's Portrait |
| corey flames horsebutt |
| Soilwork Verkligheten |
| its unfortunate that guys with a decent amount of talent waste it on the ultimate scene kid album |
| Solarstone Electronic Architecture Disc 1 |
| has some moments but ends up statically boring |
| Solstafir Köld |
| poseur bm sadboi grumbulations and some farty air |
| Solstafir Silfur Refur |
| post rock crock |
| Solstafir Blakkrakki |
| whiny loser post punk and random multulb |
| Solution .45 For Aeons Past |
| demon hunter if they were metal |
| Solution .45 Nightmares In The Waking State Pt. 1 |
| first half has some decent melodies/effects like void, but then it goes into this total prog demon hunter bullshit |
| Someone Shapeshifter |
| mild mellowhearts with alt effects |
| Sonata Arctica The Days Of Grays |
| yep very boring. typical motionsgoing letsmakesummoney syndrome |
| Sonata Arctica The Ninth Hour |
| holy crap bag this was boring |
| Sonata Arctica Talviyö |
| im sorry is this the sonarc that created winterhearts guild or fucking ghost?! |
| Sonic Youth Daydream Nation |
| much more riff heavy which is great but we have an overstaying our welcome issue here as well as a general staying problem as nothing is especially interesting. also bad singing |
| Sonic Youth Sonic Youth |
| minimal rhythmcore with a few deliberately nails on a chalkboard sections and utterly atrocious vox saves itself from a lower score by shutting up on track 5 |
| Sonic Youth Confusion Is Sex |
| a great guitar tone and some interesting compositional ideas but we are once again destroying anything that is good with the vocals of a dying cat |
| Soundgarden Superunknown |
| nah u guys definitely dealt it trv 1.5 |
| Soundgarden Ultramega OK |
| sound of grunge fartin' - ultramega tok'd |
| Sovengar Metal March |
| cringe viking wannabe melopower |
| Spiritbox Eternal Blue |
| hey look guys we're different we have a screaming woman (presumably the spiritbox?) |
| Spiritbox Tsunami Sea |
| dusty crotch core |
| Spiritus Mortis The Year Is One |
| this is crap obnoxious doom that sets riffs aside for talentless vox and dirtybitchass doesnt know shit |
| Starfield Beauty in the Broken |
| could be worse, some riffs on generation, some pathos here n there, a lot of bore |
| Starfield I Will Go |
| not the worst of christian rock, title has some riffs, certain choruses bring the glory of pew singing to the ears |
| Starfield Starfield |
| has some good vibes n a trv punk rocker in revolution but ultimately too long and soft |
| Starkweather Crossbearer |
| sludgecorin stench w big boy vox but real screams |
| Starkweather Philly Dust Krew |
| stark cast offs |
| Starkweather Crossbearer/Into The Wire |
| sludgecorin stench w big boy vox but real screams resulting in short circuit and significant brain damage stark cast offs bitter baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllsssssss hushabye deez nutz zombie sqwualls |
| Starkweather Bitter Frost |
| bitter baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllsssssss |
| Starkweather Hushabye and Goodnight |
| hushabye deez nutz |
| Static-X Wisconsin Death Trip |
| trippin lectro monkey pox |
| Stephen Sanchez Easy On My Eyes |
| rly doesnt have anything save the elvis inspired found you |
| Stereolab Transient Random-Noise Bursts with Announcements |
| rythmic drony poprocks with a voice that makes it sound like shes singing in french |
| Steven Curtis Chapman All Things New |
| nothing new here |
| Steven Curtis Chapman This Moment |
| isnt that bad, has some good ideas tho suffers from putting the message before the music, one voice is pretty natural though |
| Stratovarius Episode |
| a fuckin dry ass desert with only occasional oases in father, sphere, n tomorrow |
| Stratovarius Twilight Time |
| another rather poor album despite the talent inherent |
| Stratovarius Fright Night |
| sounds like a pm band trying to be a pm band |
| Street Pharmacy Free Delivery |
| reggae sucks and ruins a lot of the would be goodish on this |
| Street Pharmacy The Legacy of Rudy |
| chill coustic reggaes |
| Street Pharmacy Pharmanomics |
| some good tunes but nothing standout and gets too samey |
| Stryper Soldiers Under Command |
| jeneric mrock jocks for JAYSUS |
| Stryper To Hell With The Devil |
| this is pretty lame save title and some riffs on calling. some pew singing definitely on this and its not pretty |
| Suicidal Tendencies Lights...Camera...Revolution |
| an album to up the tendency |
| SuidAkrA Emprise to Avalon |
| misery melodeath and a fiddle and some fkn mccore and that pseudoking at the end doesnt save you |
| Superchick Beauty From Pain |
| rain n suddenly are trv rock anthems but again mired in bleh |
| Switched Subject to Change |
| nude muddle nude muddlin |
| Symphony X The Divine Wings of Tragedy |
| is this power metal or a die antwoord album? divine wings on my penis!!!!!!! |
| System of a Down Steal This Album! |
| system of silli silli bois |
| System of a Down Toxicity |
| dumb |
| Taliandorogd After the Flesh |
| where does this temptation to suddenly turn into this progdeath alt mrock bullshit come from? |
| Talking Heads Remain in Light |
| good energy sillies followed by a post drug crash |
| Talking Heads More Songs About Buildings and Food |
| roofs caved in and stinky cheese |
| Tate McRae So Close to What |
| oof yea this chick is all legs and not much else |
| Taylor Swift Fearless |
| got love story, belong, n why, 'bonuses' are trash |
| Taylor Swift Red |
| incredibly boring for the most part, wubs on trouble ruin it, still last time and begin again are good tracks and several others have their moments |
| Taylor Swift Lover |
| damn so close to actually being able to call it a decent album |
| Taylor Swift The Tortured Poets Department |
| the swizzle x pirate and it paradoxically ends up better than both |
| Taylor Swift The Life of a Showgirl |
| swift with a different attitude, wish list is vicious and cute, title some lines also quite vicious see thread for all the bitches who wish she'd hurry up and DIIIIIIIIEEEEE |
| Team America Team America: World Police Soundtrack |
| only point is coming here for AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKING DAY, YEAH AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY, YEAH TERRORIST YOUR GAME IS THROUGH 'CAUSE NOW YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TOO AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! SO LICK MY BUTT AND SUCK ON MY BALLS AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! WHAT YOU GONNA TO DO WHEN WE COME FOR YOU NOW IT'S THE DREAM THAT WE ALL SHARE IT'S THE HOPE FOR TOMORROW FUCK YEAH! MCDONALDS, FUCK YEAH! WAL-MART, FUCK YEAH! THE GAP, FUCK YEAH! BASEBALL, FUCK YEAH! NFL, FUCK YEAH! ROCK AND ROLL, FUCK YEAH! THE INTERNET, FUCK YEAH!rSLAVERY, FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! STARBUCKS, FUCK YEAH! DISNEY WORLD, FUCK YEAH! PORNO, FUCK YEAH! VALIUM, FUCK YEAH! REEBOK'S, FUCK YEAH! FAKE TITS, FUCK YEAH! SUSHI, FUCK YEAH! TACO BELL, FUCK YEAH! RODEOS, FUCK YEAH! BED BATH AND BEYOND FUCK YEAH, FUCK YEAH LIBERTY, FUCK YEAH! WAX LIPS, FUCK YEAH! THE ALAMO, FUCK YEAH! BAND-AIDS, FUCK YEAH! LAS VEGAS, FUCK YEAH! CHRISTMAS, FUCK YEAH! IMMIGRANTS, FUCK YEAH! POPEYE, FUCK YEAH! DEMOCRATS, FUCK YEAH! REPUBLICANS FUCK YEAH, FUCK YEAH SPORTSMANSHIP BOOKS |
| Teenage Jesus and the Jerks Everything |
| would rate it higher if she actually knew how to sing |
| Teenage Jesus and the Jerks Teenage Jesus and the Jerks |
| damn this is real punk. some cool sounds too bad they didn't make more |
| Temple of Void Summoning the Slayer |
| yea so this sucks, baby metal |
| Tesla Mechanical Resonance |
| generodadrockcore |
| Testament Souls of Black |
| metallicas trv black album, and its barely any better LOL |
| Testament The Ritual |
| idk whats worse butt rock metallica or metallica if they hadnt gone complete buttrock |
| The Agonist Lullabies For The Dormant Mind |
| this feels dirty to say but she definitely traded up going to arch enemy |
| The Allman Brothers Band The Allman Brothers Band |
| chill jazz rock its ok |
| The Aquabats The Fury of the Aquabats! |
| great energy but thats about it they zoom through everything without leaving any real impact like a rollercoaster youre in line for an hour but then its over so fast you barely remember the thrill |
| The Armed Perfect Saviors |
| starts with legit riffs but soon devolves into trite layers of lectrypop/psych/jazz bullshit only those who'll gobble anything up can appreciate. also the vox need to be del'd |
| The Beach Boys Pet Sounds |
| beach boys suck beach balls. i condemn them further every time one of their hits gets played unconsensually into my eardrums trv rating 1 |
| The Beach Boys Surfin' Safari |
| holyisome beech boyz |
| The Beach Boys Surfin' U.S.A. |
| ~~~~~~~~~~~~we~~surfin~we~surfin~we~surfin~surfin~~surfin~~~~~~~~~~ |
| The Beatles Revolver |
| maybe if ya'll hippies hadnt spent what little money you had on this shit the movement would have lasted a bit longer trv rating 1 |
| The Beatles Rubber Soul |
| in which they totally gave up save a couple piano riffs trv rating 1 |
| The Beatles Abbey Road |
| most undeserving 4.6 ever? most undeserving 4.6 ever. at least they sound soberish this time. trv rating 1.5 |
| The Beatles The Beatles |
| fuck the beatles so fucking much omfg trvest 1 there ever was |
| The Beatles Help! |
| title track deserves to be shot and left on the side of the road but the rest is chill with a highlight in its only love |
| The Beatles With the Beatles |
| back when they were cute and actually had some talent, highlight in all my loving but still the same pointless beatles, make a half hour sound like 1 and a half |
| The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band |
| completely worthless save the choral melody in lucy trv rating 1 |
| The Birthday Massacre Violet |
| a collection of synthpop nothings trying to reach higher but largely failing, with blue the only standout track. almost good tracks include happy birthday, horror show, video kid and dream |
| The Birthday Massacre Looking Glass |
| the excellent title followed by a bunch of butchered remixes |
| The Birthday Massacre Imagica |
| like their albums but lesser |
| The Birthday Massacre Pins and Needles |
| another largely meh synthrock album whose best includes in the dark, always, n title |
| The Birthday Massacre Imaginary Monsters |
| The Birthday Massacre Pathways |
| dark dusty grimulations with a bit more effort than their most recent heaps, or perhaps not |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Unhallowed |
| deathy atg and not any better screamy weemy melomcderpcore |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Miasma |
| miasmameloderpcore |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal |
| blends the good n bad genres enuf i dont completely hate it but is subsequently mostly garbo. lol @ anyone thinking theyre listening to mdm |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual |
| first half or so isnt bad, better than the rest of their contents, but then they realize they dont care to reach even a little bit higher and ramp up the core in the second half |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Everblack |
| more of the same shit its quite tried |
| The Blue Stones Good Ideas |
| meh generic canadian stoner rock |
| The Chicks Wide Open Spaces |
| so what they changed their name despite all their albums having it just bc u say dicks? lmao anyway some good choruses but its mostly bleh, id certainly like to explore the wide open space of the one in the back |
| The Clash London Calling |
| punks on vacation with the beach boys trv 1.5 |
| The Clash Give 'Em Enough Rope |
| these young pop punks dont have no punch |
| The Crimson Armada Guardians |
| a high saturated fat high high fructose corn syrup serving of melomcderp |
| The Devil Makes Three Do Wrong Right |
| the devil n some doing some right wrongly n mostly wrong rightly |
| The Devil Makes Three I'm A Stranger Here |
| dead body moving tickles my fiddle but otherwise nonplussive jigs |
| The Devil Makes Three Chains Are Broken |
| a better album but not quite enough to merit a confident fair |
| The Devil Makes Three Longjohns, Boots, and a Belt |
| slightly amusing bluegrass blues |
| The Disco Biscuits Revolution in Motion |
| the same funky lectrobeat for over an hour |
| The Doors The Doors |
| the bores. nice keys tho trv 1.5 |
| The Flaming Lips Oh My Gawd!!! |
| THE FLAMING PITS OF MID!!!!!! |
| The Gathering Souvenirs |
| idk this band wedges itself in an awkward place by having a good atmosphere but never following it through, too basic and lacks power |
| The Gathering Almost a Dance |
| good instrumentation but the male vox are so damn mediocre its like stfu n let martine sing |
| The Killers Day & Age |
| human is the only decent track on this album of bores |
| The Kinks Kinks |
| insomniacs obsessed with bald women, rly got me is rly the only thing going for it rly |
| The Lumineers Cleopatra |
| why this is so popular idk all songs sound the same |
| The Moonlandingz Interplanetary Class Classics |
| funky marilyn manson duran duran 40 (thousand) minutes of a job listening to this agreed |
| The Mother Hips Glowing Lantern |
| country rockin bops |
| The Nefilim Zoon |
| a mix of industrial deathrash that starts a lot more interesting than it ends |
| The Notorious B.I.G. Ready to Die |
| generic rap only considered legendary cuz big got shot, best track is prob everyday struggle, cute baby |
| The Notorious B.I.G. Life After Death |
| biggie got some great beats but it just doesnt continue for 2 hrs and everything blends together |
| The Notorious B.I.G. Blue Eyes Meets Bed-Stuy |
| wtf is this. biggie good, frank go fuck urself |
| The Notorious B.I.G. Notorious IV: Big Poppa |
| title is slammin but rest are eh-mid |
| The Oh Hellos The Oh Hellos' Family Christmas Album |
| folk renditions of these ubiquities + original begin and never cease somehow sound worse than the most generic performance |
| The Pretty Reckless Light Me Up |
| medicine and wanna die are two hard almosts, male vox on die bringing it down quite a bit, and then everything else is modern rock filler |
| The Pretty Reckless The Pretty Reckless |
| their best songs and it still sucks ass |
| The Pretty Reckless Hit Me Like A Man |
| dece rocks by these wannabes |
| The Proclaimers Sunshine on Leith |
| 500 miles is eternally epic and im on my way is great but the others are, uh, extant |
| The Proclaimers This Is The Story |
| scotsboy screamin |
| The Rolling Stones Exile on Main St. |
| full of pop rock/jam nothings save let it loose trv rating 1.5. nice i got this from 4.4 to 4.3 |
| The Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers |
| def the best they did to this point but no real bangers |
| The Rolling Stones Let It Bleed |
| some good piano bits on this one culminating in monkey man and the perennial u cant always get |
| The Rolling Stones Tattoo You |
| got start me up then a catalogue of decentish rock songz |
| The Rolling Stones Goats Head Soup |
| more energetic and rocky but otherwise unnotable |
| The Rolling Stones Bridges to Babylon |
| an eclectic combination of decent surfer rock and boring serious versions of phish songs |
| The Rolling Stones Steel Wheels |
| hold on is pretty high energy rock n some middle eastern cultural appropriation on drift otherwise same shit |
| The Rolling Stones Undercover |
| highlight in she was hot otherwise typical stoner rock |
| The Rolling Stones Paint It, Black / Long Long While |
| left to their own devices the stones begin writing decentish rock songs |
| The Runaways The Runaways |
| the rockers spirit in female form but nothing much to see here |
| The Runaways Queens of Noise |
| girls wanting to do the cool guy thing but doing it badly |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream |
| starts ok but gets old real fast trv rating 1.5 |
| The Stooges Fun House |
| derpy boomer rockz |
| The Strokes Room on Fire |
| i will douse it with my piss |
| The Tragically Hip Road Apples |
| but followed up with a bunch of humdrums |
| The Tragically Hip Trouble At The Henhouse |
| trouble writing anything memorable. save butt wigglin |
| The Tragically Hip In Violet Light |
| this one is a snore until beautiful thing, one of their best tracks |
| The Tragically Hip The Tragically Hip |
| from the beginning they were almost goodish but mostly annoying |
| The Tragically Hip Music @ Work |
| nothing all that great on this one |
| The Tragically Hip In Between Evolution |
| inoffensively extant |
| The Used The Used |
| instruments (and tits) abused |
| The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico |
| rough minimal effort hippie srocks trv 1.5 |
| The Who Who's Next |
| baba is a 4 track nothing else is worth listening to dont get fooled makes me want to die trv rating 1.5 |
| Theatres Des Vampires Nightbreed of Macabria |
| goth mrock synthwave splendour droning opera |
| Theocracy Mirror of Souls |
| a very mid power metal album with the first 3 tracks a bleh slog, bethlehem however picks up with that amazing layered chorus at its climax, and absolution day is a trv track, but then ofc they have to close with a generic epic at the end |
| Theocracy As the World Bleeds |
| puke metal |
| Theory of a Deadman Gasoline |
| theory of why this band should be dead, man |
| Theory of a Deadman Scars and Souvenirs |
| bad girlfriend is their only good n rockin song lennyface rest is generic bleh but not as bad, i swear tho wait for me is just breakaway |
| Thin Lizzy Vagabonds of the Western World |
| wet n drizzily |
| Third Day Wherever You Are |
| singer mac powell has a great voice but the songwriting itself isnt that great even if the messages are pretty good |
| Thirty Seconds to Mars A Beautiful Lie |
| melodrama to the stars |
| This Will Destroy You This Will Destroy You |
| work horse is the sound of a suicide and everything after is no one caring |
| Thousand Foot Krutch The Art of Breaking |
| the art of semi awkward godpositions |
| Three Days Grace Three Days Grace |
| so many emo rock songs that had the potential to be good but just werent |
| Three Days Grace Three Days Grace Demo |
| first half is pure lolz but second half isnt bad |
| Three Days Grace Pain (+ Acoustic) - EP |
| sum dece tracks |
| Three Days Grace Transit of Venus |
| slightly less lethargic than their last, erm, effort |
| Three Days Grace Human |
| i am machine is win sandwiched by a bunch of emo pop nothings |
| Three Days Grace Outsider |
| started surprisingly good with mountain, infrared, and nothing to lose but diminished into general jenk like usual |
| Three Days Grace Never Too Late |
| title def better than the other tracks |
| Three Days Grace Rolling Stone Original |
| acoustic rly doesnt help nor deter |
| Three Days Grace Three Days Grace Promo EP |
| several of their early kind of goods |
| Through the Eyes of the Dead Bloodlust |
| they try to make their mccore sound deathy anyway |
| Thrym (SWE) Niflheim |
| a clusterfuck of what |
| Tiamat Wildhoney |
| apis gothdoomica, unpasteurized, perishable, store in a cool, dry, dark place in your heart |
| Tiamat For Her Pleasure |
| smexy dusty grock |
| Tierramystica A New Horizon |
| semi annoying histrionic powerfloke |
| Tom Cardy Artificial Intelligence |
| dumb but sum fun |
| Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers |
| heart breakin moms everywhere |
| Tool Lateralus |
| get me away from this shit trv 0.5 parabola is decent but doesnt save it |
| Tool Ænima |
| im so bored kill me now trv rating 1 omgggggggggggggggggggggggg couldnt wait for this to end |
| Tool Tool |
| tool not as bad sounding live, nice bra mate, vaginal singing too |
| Tormentor Recipe Ferrum! 777 |
| yea i have no idea what the fuck this is. a lot of tracks are just cradlelite but then the others...wtffff |
| Torres Thirstier |
| drive me n dino hug are decent, keep the devil out is a party |
| Toshiya Tsunoda Extract From Field Recording Archive #2 |
| Track 1: Bottle at mountain road - the jackasshammer of a headache plus insect noises; Track 2: Bottle at park - flies; Track 3: Tub-type container - wet; Track 4: Drain hoses - ominous, we all float down here =El; Track 5: Connecting duct - more intense water and insects, drowning; Track 6: Downpipe for rainwater - silence and calm drips; Track 7: Plastic float - infrastructure ambience of a garage; Track 8: Cavity in a cliff wall - wind tunnel; interesting concept, kind of nice, kind of creepy |
| Tour-Maubourg Floating on Silence |
| funky jazz ambients, fujazients |
| Tourniquet Pathogenic Ocular Dissonance |
| some great thrash utterly ruined by emphasized prog |
| Training for Utopia Throwing A Wrench In The American Music |
| they start to get naked here |
| Trans-Siberian Orchestra Beethoven's Last Night |
| this is the worst tso ever |
| Trans-Siberian Orchestra Night Castle |
| a 2 hr rock opera performed by your high school music class with their teacher conductor as the magnum opus of the year end talent show that no one but the parents and grandparents of those involved paid tickets for |
| Tristania Ashes |
| another album of meandering mishmash |
| Tristania Illumination |
| another exhausting album with no good tracks |
| Tristania Widow's Weeds |
| needs more metal but has more than a few excellent instrumental sections, just not a lot of overall coherence |
| Tristania Darkest White |
| a case of too many members wanting too many different things. better than their last album but not by much with a handful of decent soaring moments. at least they dont sound like stinky stinky priest |
| Triumpher Spirit Invictus |
| this is just some spammy indulgent jizzard what happened between this and the last album |
| Trivium Ascendancy |
| would be decentish without the core |
| Trivium The Sin and the Sentence |
| not too bad mrock but ofc they have to leave sum mccore in there and that prog track fuck off dude |
| Turnover Myself in the Way |
| not as boring as i thought it would be, if it werent the typical lazy lofi shit of the 2020s they might actually do sthg |
| Type O Negative October Rust |
| first tolerable ton album. love you to death is almost good |
| Tyr Ragnarok |
| tyr's prognarok |
| U2 War |
| sbs followed by slew of banal pseudo punk blehs |
| Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker Questamation |
| a desperate grab at relevancy by combining pop, rocks, lectrix, and sillinesses |
| Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker Advanced Basics |
| ahrd electro effects could make this called industrial pop, but somehow despite all those heavy drops it still rings hollow |
| Ulcerate The Coming of Genocide (Demo Comp) |
| slightly better compositions than the crap they doled out in 2003 but little more than the usual 2000s techdeath with some cc worship on 4 shitty techdeath band was always shitty |
| Ulcerate The Coming of Genocide |
| slightly better compositions than the crap they doled out in 2003 but little more than the usual 2000s techdeath with some cc worship on 4 |
| Ulfsark Einherjar |
| shitty meloderpcore |
| Ulver Messe I.X-VI.X |
| this is a mess alright. pseudo classical strings n burzums with religiously anointed pointless spoken vox |
| Unanimated Ancient God of Evil |
| dissection x at the gates and it sucks balls |
| Unanimated Fire Storm |
| emergent mid af melodeaffff |
| Undeath More Insane |
| this aint osdm you janks. melodeathy very derpcorey i hesitate to call dm and it becomes less and less so as it goes on |
| Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety |
| prob about the best mccore can do tbh |
| Unearth Watchers of Rule |
| slightly better mccore but mccore nonetheless |
| Unleash The Archers Defy the Skies |
| needlessly mccore interjected mediocre mellopow undeserving of drago |
| Unleashed Hell's Unleashed |
| another mediocre half assed deathrash, lame ass lyrics |
| Uriah Heep The Magician's Birthday |
| the magician's BALLS |
| Uriah Heep ...Very 'Eavy Very 'Umble... |
| gypsy is trv ahrd rock but then they collapse into the usual early 70s jam/prog drift |
| Uriah Heep Salisbury |
| has the legendary lady in black but otherwise your aisle 3 supermarket brand jam |
| Vader The Beast |
| bored vader send out an unenthusiatic album save prevail and zone |
| Vader Welcome to the Morbid Reich |
| rly boring n lazy dm by the vader |
| Vader The Empire |
| another lazy uninspiring album |
| Van Halen For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge |
| van haltin with xxxtra innuendo |
| Van Halen OU812 |
| vanny create a generic honky tonk |
| Van Halen Complete Zero Demo |
| lesser versions of tracks from i and ii as well as plenty of b sides some used later |
| Vanessa Carlton Harmonium |
| fabule songstresses yet none are believable someone pls teach her how to say seh lA vee |
| Vanessa Carlton Be Not Nobody |
| i want to like her more but thousand miles is rly all their is, piano pieces are good, also https://youtu.be/FLzt87q9yZw |
| Vanir Sagas |
| more stomping beat and energetic yet much worse better quality melocrordeth |
| Vanir Epitome |
| bad sometimes derpcorey meloderp and poor meloderp in general |
| Various Artists A Christmas Gift For You |
| amazingly produced in 1963 christmas bops still on every radio station today, and thus the only tolerable ones are darlene love's white christmas and who can resist baby please come home? |
| Veilburner VLBRNR |
| a mess of largely poorly composed prog with death/black to try to be cool |
| Veilburner The Duality of Decapitation and Wisdom |
| dissonated performance art junk food |
| Venom The Waste Lands |
| another haphazard cronosless album that gets better at pretending its venom but its very much not. they line up the themes more or less again but the songs are still babys first thrash with some random synths. crucified is so forgettable cronos would write another much better track of the same name for from the very depths, and clarisse is the most godawful thing allowed to have the name of venom stamped upon it |
| Venom Inc. War |
| like a venom wannabe band coming up with these tracks rather than the real venom |
| Venom Inc. How Many Can Die |
| eh a nothing track |
| Venom Prison Erebos |
| isnt that bad for decore. angelo gossow vox are a nice addition, and its as though they understand their total lack of talent but try anyway |
| Vesania Deus Ex Machina |
| kitsch horror movie orchestral bm |
| Vintersorg Visions From The Spiral Generator |
| as could be guessed from the cover unhinged yokel melodic prog mrock |
| Vintersorg The Focusing Blur |
| another hash of drunken throw whatever bs at the wall hence the title |
| Visions Of Atlantis Delta |
| voa's first step into total mediocrity |
| Visions Of Atlantis Maria Magdalena |
| a rather boring symph ep |
| Visions Of Atlantis Ethera |
| they rly dropped the ball on this. bland, uninteresting, meh after meh |
| Voivod The Outer Limits |
| the outer limits of the buttvoid? |
| Volbeat Rock The Rebel/Metal The Devil |
| rly only has gardens tale n radio girl |
| Volbeat Volbeat (Demo) |
| kind of sucks, no magic just a lot of galloping |
| W.A.S.P. The Crimson Idol |
| the fuck happened to my waspy boys? why did they lose their sting? only the last 2 sappy tracks are decent. stupid fucking concept albums |
| Warcry (SPN) Wotan Stands for Victory |
| inquisition farts |
| Warfare (MA) Doomsday |
| sum rather plain annoying basic punk |
| Watain Sworn to The Dark |
| true poseur metal |
| Watain A Tribute To Bathory |
| way to butcher bathory u fkn poseurs |
| Weezer Pinkerton |
| more derp than lol highlight in tha gud lyfe |
| Weezer Weezer |
| mildly amusing paltunks |
| Weird Al Yankovic Even Worse |
| only fat is decently fun |
| Weregoat Unholy Exaltation of Fullmoon Perversity |
| random blah that mostly sucks weregoat balls |
| Whispered Shogunate Macabre |
| pretty piss poor mdm but unrestrained is decent |
| White Zombie Soul-Crusher |
| every nude groove alt n grunge hipster movement before they were cool this album is aids in a jar soul crusher indeed |
| Whitechapel This Is Exile |
| a more metal than not intro track only to spill into pure if done better than most derpiestcore |
| Whitechapel Hymns in Dissonance |
| derp be derpin today, derpin tomorrow, derpin always, once again the amount of bbeats doesnt matter if youre just going to 'core |
| Whitesnake Snakebite |
| love tap |
| Whitesnake Trouble |
| lokal yokel yellin' |
| Whitesnake Lovehunter |
| generic dad who couldnt handle sabbath rock |
| Willow Wisp Delusion of Grandeur: (A Gathering of Heretics) |
| AND WHEN YA HAVE TO FIGHT-AH, WHEN YA HAVE TO STICK THAT KNIFE IN THE THROAT OF THAT SON OF A BITCH-AH, WHO'S LOOKIN AT YOU IN THAT FUNNY, FUNNY WAY - WHO IS BY YOUR SIDE? JEEE-SUS! AND WHEN YA GOT THAT SWEET, THAT SWEET LITTLE ASS, OOOOOOOH YESSS, THAT SWEET LITTLE GIRL, WHEN YOU GOT HER SKIRT AROUND HER ANKLES, AND YOU SHOWIN HER HOW MUCH GOD REALLY LOVES HER...LET ME ASK YOU HERE TONIGHT, LET ME ASK YOU - LORD JESUS! - WHO IS BY YOUR SIDE? |
| Winds of Plague Against the World |
| groovy synthonic nude derpcore attack!! its...slightly better than your usual derpcore!!!! |
| Winterhorde Underwatermoon |
| modern blargh bm spliced with prog bullshit |
| Witchcraft Witchcraft |
| stoner jokers only witchcraft here is common cannabinoids |
| Witchfynde Cloak & Dagger |
| hidden baaaaaaaaalllsssss |
| Witchslayer Witchslayer |
| trying to recapture their youth did not bode well for these ancient witchslayers |
| Witchunters ...and It's Storming Outside |
| dear god this is butt awful |
| Within Temptation The Heart of Everything |
| just a bunch of mehs n almosts |
| Within Temptation Hydra |
| fuck me it has let us burn and thats it |
| Within Temptation Shed My Skin |
| poppy lectro rocks with a few decent fills |
| Women Public Strain |
| some cool twangs but nothing captivating |
| Xandria Ravenheart |
| only slightly better than debut. a couple mid-goods like title but mostly empty ballads with little symph or metal |
| Xandria The Wonders Still Awaiting |
| most xandria albums have at least a few bangers, this one does not, curse is the closest. vox have a layer effect over them annoying in general but esp for symph metal that relies on them so much, cant tell if she can actually sing or not |
| xSPONGEXCOREx Don't Mess With TexXxas |
| pretty boring but big scary n pink *lenny face* is pure win |
| xSPONGEXCOREx Bold and Thrash |
| not as good quotes but best album cover and appreciate helga's contributions |
| xSPONGEXCOREx Fancy Talk |
| more boring than fun this one save the latter half of sunlight |
| Yellowcard Midget Tossing |
| yeah this is pretty bad. lots of energy but no direction, randomy yelping instead of singing, sound like the beatles on one of their drug binges if they grew up with punk. also this whole album concept ofc is wtf |
| Yellowcard A Perfect Sky |
| msk remix is ok, acoustic n california mix are trash |
| Yes Close to the Edge |
| when prog rock losers try to write a symphony trv rating 0.5 |
| Yes Fragile |
| th'immortal meme track followed by prockzilla and some cool riffs in heart sunrise |
| Yes Yes |
| no. NO! |
| Yeule softscars |
| idk could use more pop effects cuz her voice isnt interesting if everything was like cyber meat maybe 2.5 |
| Zao Liberate Te Ex Inferis |
| its not mccore but it still sucks |
| ZZ Top ZZ Top's First Album |
| zzz zzz flop |
| ZZ Top Fandango! |
| hillbilly rockin |
| ZZ Top Eliminator |
| not rly any bad tracks but the only thing i'll listen to in real time is legs |
| 1.5 very poor |
| 2Pac 2Pacalypse Now |
| 2pacolypse not. weak ass shit until brenda and tha lunatic |
| 2Pac Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z. |
| a rushed album, 2pac capitilizing on his initial success and wanting to get back at the idiot white politicians too soon. papa's song is the best track |
| 2Pac Better Dayz |
| some decent beats but mostly just pointless filler songs meant to cash on pac's name. weakest album attributed to tupac |
| 36 Crazyfists A Snow Capped Romance |
| nudecore why |
| 3776 EDMはポップコーン (EDM Is Popcorn) |
| japan japaning |
| 50 Cent Animal Ambition |
| rly crappy crap rap save twisted somewhat |
| A Great Big World When The Morning Comes |
| hold has some notes rest is gargongargongargon |
| A Great Big World A Great Big World |
| fuck this band not literally dont need to reproduce that shit |
| A Plea for Purging Depravity |
| their even simpler than usual approach to mccore makes tracks like retribution n malevolence fun (watch the video lolz) but they soon devolve into typical useless mccore tropes edit: taking out another .5 for making me listen to a 7 minute monologued breakdown |
| A Plea for Purging The Marriage Of Heaven And Hell |
| some of the chuggiest, breakdowniest mccore that ever mccored |
| A Plea for Purging A Plea For Purging |
| dragon kind of fucks but otherwise the only thing worse than mccore is raw mccore |
| A Plea for Purging Heart Of A Child/Fat Pride |
| lmao |
| Aaron Shust Morning Rises |
| now this was fucking boring |
| ABBA Voulez-Vous |
| lets couche in the douche ;^) |
| ABBA Voyage |
| and then this is just sheer filler garbage |
| ABBA Selections From Thank You for the Music |
| more like sorry this pathetic ep ever came out |
| Aborted Fetus Goresoaked Clinical Accidents |
| typical low brow non brutal from russia |
| Absurd (GER) Death From The Forest |
| jesus christ death of the eardrums talentless loser kids |
| AC/DC Rock Or Bust |
| jukebox nothins |
| Accept Predator |
| extremely generic boring butt rock |
| Accept Stalingrad: Brothers In Death |
| some boring rock jams featuring roossiyya |
| Accept The Rise Of Chaos |
| koolaid. really |
| Acid Witch Midnight Movies |
| this was pretty dumb |
| Ad Infinitum Chapter I: Monarchy |
| soff was del'd oops did i say sthg sexist? band sucks BALLS generic gothsymph and hairy female mccrotch |
| Adele 19 |
| good to know adeles always mostly sucked |
| Adele 30 |
| im bored af. some good notes on second track, third is some 2pac style wannabe boringness, omg fuck off with the depression porn. track 4 once again an imitation of a black artist, omg is a rip off track of so many pop funk songs with poorer lyrics, why is my first thought on track 6 that she had nothing to do with that acoustic guitar? cant believe ppl actually pay for such low effort music. wine has some good notes n piano tunes on it, the rest is major soppy borefest with minute moments on to be loved and love is a game zzzzzzzzz |
| Adrianne Lenker Bright Future |
| sappy crappy out of tune singing near talentless cousty cringe |
| Aerosmith Rocks |
| bleh, the album |
| Aerosmith Just Push Play |
| very boring derprock |
| Aerosmith Get A Grip |
| the singles are even more insufferable on this worst band ever |
| Aerosmith Pump |
| the best thing about this is the cover |
| Aerosmith Get Your Wings |
| yea dis is ah, dis is a garbage yea |
| Aerosmith Rock In A Hard Place |
| starts promising but soon devolves into the pebble fest of their typical output |
| Aerosmith Music From Another Dimension |
| they tried a bit harder on their final. cant believe im finally thru aerosmith....huff puff...huff chuff |
| After Forever Prison Of Desire |
| this is the worst symph ive ever heard |
| Aftermath Demo '96 |
| moaning prog bullshit what is this pussy slam poetry session |
| Agalloch Pale Folklore |
| a bit more melodic and raw version of all their later snoozers |
| Agalloch Of Stone, Wind and Pillor |
| only thing worse than regular agalloch is young virgin clean vox agalloch |
| Agalloch The Grey |
| pls sir, can i have sum metul? |
| Agalloch From Which of This Oak |
| like regular agalloch but worse |
| Agalloch The White |
| a little less white if u please |
| Agalloch Marrow of the Spirit |
| more of the same boring shit thats been unnecessarily toted as innovative etc. this album made me realize his vocals are actually quite weak and little bitchy |
| Agalloch The Serpent and the Sphere |
| an album of lullabies. perfect for getting your kids to sleep. alright plateau of the ages is nice |
| Agnes Obel Philharmonics |
| jesus that cover, are we modern contemporary or 19th century miserable feminist? anyway piano bits are good but she cant rly sing and everything else is blah |
| Agnes Obel Aventine |
| chord left is an excellent piano piece but everything afterwards is just pirate if pirate could play instruments. taking another half point away for it then going on to be boring af |
| Agnes Obel Citizen Of Glass |
| same deal as her previous albums, decent strings, lack of everything else |
| Agnes Obel Myopia |
| same old zzzzagnes obel |
| Agoraphobic Nosebleed Arc |
| theyre better at grind than they are sludge rock |
| Ahab The Divinity of Oceans |
| waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much sludge dude |
| Ahab The Giant |
| first half sucks major balls before getting the slightest bit more interesting in 2nd |
| Air Supply Love & Other Bruises |
| these are pretty damn bland pop nothings tho |
| Air Supply Air Supply (1985) |
| goes on for way too long and none of their better hits |
| Air Supply The Vanishing Race |
| first half is a return to form until goodbye, then goes on with more world is bullshit |
| Air Supply News from Nowhere |
| pretty crap, even screwed up unchained melody |
| Air Supply The Book of Love |
| the book of bore |
| Air Supply Free Love |
| steamy cover ;) but never too late is the only track remotely worthwhile, why they didnt put a few of their classics on this to be consistent with their billion comps idk |
| Alcest Shelter |
| monsieur, ou est le metal? |
| Alex Cameron Forced Witness |
| the same indie synthpop nothings youve listened to for the past 40 years rebranded in 2017's millennial edgelord cringe |
| Alexisonfire Watch Out! |
| started good but soon devolved into a senseless mess |
| Alexisonfire Brown Heart Skull Sampler |
| more of a fooling around demo (or just being aof) |
| Alexisonfire Aussie Tour 7'' |
| silly garbage covers |
| Alice Cooper Dirty Diamonds |
| what a shitty album to make in a piss poor attempt to stay relevant |
| Alice Cooper Welcome to My Nightmare |
| jesus christ this is the most reeted thing cooper ever did |
| Alice Cooper Alice Cooper Goes to Hell |
| certainly their most banal and boring album to this point no wonder it has no review |
| Alice Cooper From the Inside |
| another reeted album with a moment here and there |
| Alice Cooper DaDa |
| as the title and cover suggest, a derpy album of funk rock |
| Alice Cooper Zipper Catches Skin |
| so fucking stupid but has its moments |
| Alice Cooper Flush The Fashion |
| a short n awkward album that starts good but finishes last all the same, tho dance yourself to death is a trv paean to all hippiedom |
| Alice Cooper Alice Does Alice |
| pretty balls ep starting dece then going to the ground |
| Alice Cooper Road |
| theres no point in telling alice cooper to stop but could you at least have one good track per album |
| Alice Cooper Billion Dollar Babies EP |
| billion dollar butthole from alice's pooper |
| Alice Cooper Muscle of Love EP |
| in this case the anal sphincter |
| Alice in Chains Alice In Chains |
| alice in chains more like alice a pain in my ass amirite? only thing rly worth anything is shame |
| Alice in Chains Sap |
| a poor sap yokel band agreed, alice in baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllsssssss |
| Alice in Chains The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here |
| not as annoying as their other albums but still a pointless existence |
| Alice Longyu Gao Let's Hope Heteros Fail, Learn, and Retire |
| "imagine a world with no heteros" umm malthus's wet dream? |
| All Shall Perish The Price of Existence |
| derpcore go hhrrrddrrrrrrr |
| Allegaeon Damnum |
| scenecore trying to be cool |
| Amaranthe Amaranthe |
| pop metal completely and unnecessarily ruined by mccore. srsly u would have something listenable but then dumbass has to make sure he gets his fuckin squawks in like a fkn karen |
| Amebix Sonic Mass |
| what is this djent lite bulllllshit sonically assssss |
| Amebix Amebix |
| cant hear much but the baseline is nice and constant |
| Amesoeurs Amesoeurs |
| this is terrible like really really terrible like so terrible i cant even describe how terrible terri-terri-terri-terrible trouble is literally the worst song ever and la reine trayeuse makes yoko ono cry like a bitch |
| Amon Amarth Under The Influence |
| deceiver era amon making covers is cringe |
| Amon Amarth Berserker |
| bruh this was so fucking boring omg |
| Amon Amarth Heidrun |
| amon cringe |
| Amorphis Am Universum |
| this is what happens when u mix all the playdough colours together |
| Amorphis Far from the Sun |
| boring butt prog butt |
| Anaal Nathrakh Eschaton |
| what a fucking joke lmaooooooooooooo |
| Anal Cunt Picnic of Love |
| true poetry |
| Anathema Eternity |
| aptly named |
| Ancestral Curse In Dreams of Endless Darkness |
| god fuckinggg damnnnnnit symphonic derpcore rly!?!?!? |
| Ancient Bards Origine |
| a pop album with occasional twinkles n an audible baby riff |
| Andrew Peterson Behold the Lamb of God |
| like most ccm has the usual pitfalls of lazy songwriting and never sounding like they believe what theyre saying, and not even a christmas album just general jesus motifs. also if you actually read your bible you'd know king "my father scourged you with whips; i will scourge you with scorpions" rehoboam should hardly be called "good old" |
| Andrew W.K. You're Not Alone |
| ok trite preaching and basic pop rocks this is a yikes |
| Ankhara II |
| its like theyre going for the record for worst pm career oat |
| Anthony Braxton For Alto |
| https://youtu.be/lG8OaHCdFPc?si=gGXjREwWB_dHBqQS&t=6 jk just for the couplet bookends didnt know the sax could go so ahrd, the rest nice variety, good amount of background date music |
| Anthrax Persistence Of Time |
| 8th grade rebel enduring persistence of buttmetal |
| Anthrax Inside Out |
| dumb nude noodles and crappy covers |
| Anthrax For All Kings |
| this however is a blahzay rock album that neednt have exited. thank jebus that isnt a death cover |
| Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works Volume II |
| i will never understand even the legendary aphex twin's need to create overlengthy almost nothing ambients with little variation in between. is it practice? unused excerpts? having something in the catalogue in case a movie or video game developer needs some generic dungeon music? for all the above i suppose!!! |
| Apocalyptica 7th Symphony |
| the fuck is this album? random alt/prog rock, some mccore, barely any celloship, roundtable guests for days. only decent track is broken pieces, mostly because of lacey sturm |
| Appliances Paranoia Rap |
| can only find title which was dumb, very dumb |
| Arch Enemy Rare and Unreleased |
| liiva and amott taking turns sucking balls, and cover looks like actual shit |
| Archspire All Shall Align |
| godawful processed to hell techderpcore |
| Archspire Relentless Mutation |
| progderpcore rap lmaoooooooooooooo |
| Ariana Grande Love Me Harder |
| some very crappy poppops only possible by the grand ari |
| Ariana Grande Side to Side (Remixes) |
| slushii remix is ok, phantoms sucks |
| Ariana Grande Positions |
| not quite as vapid as the last 2 albums, but like, do you not have anything else going on in your life besides getting dick? is it so bad just writing a song about how pretty the sky is today or sthg? |
| Asgard (ITA-2) Ragnarøkkr |
| the fuck is this misappropriated folk pink floyd mrock prock bullshit |
| Ash of Ashes Traces |
| total soft bitch progcore with the slightest dash of folk. only dece track is forgotten, no metal to be seen in a 100 mile radius |
| Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream |
| highschool we barely know how to pluck a chord mccore |
| Assuck Misery Index |
| shit cc songs but shorter |
| Assuck State to State |
| stfu w ur dumbass quote where is the metal |
| At the Gates With Fear I Kiss the Burning Darkness |
| the music is better but one thing is extemely clear: lindberg never learned how to scream properly, no wonder he sounds so shot at 49. similarly whatevers good on this album is also shot to death as a result |
| At the Gates Terminal Spirit Disease |
| a weird ass album the result of record label interference in which they demanded an lp instead of the intended ep so atg just tack on some live tracks lmao. lindberg shows he can do some proper and decent vox on some songs but then goes back to utter shit on others, and world returned is just a crappy wannabe neoclassical instrumental |
| At the Gates Gardens of Grief |
| gardens of the worst melodeerp possible GARDENS OF QUEEF |
| Atheist Elements |
| this is so bad dude its not even dm anymore |
| Atheist Jupiter |
| whats the point in having any dm riffs at all when youre just going to space them with clowny shit n troll vox? |
| Atreyu The Curse |
| an unfortunate combination of nude muddly hard rock with mccore elements |
| Atreyu Lead Sails Paper Anchor |
| artificially sweetened overly saccharine mcpops with the tiniest dash of riffs |
| Attack Attack! This Means War |
| loooooollllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz some nice piano on reality (obv they had nothing to do with it) otherwise the most mediocre album in the most mediocre genre |
| August Burns Red Looks Fragile After All |
| mccore is glass bones music AGREED |
| August Burns Red Constellations |
| better than most mccore for not writing just mccore, take out all the bore elements and you'd not only reduce this to a much more listenable 10 mins but would actually have something resembling music |
| August Burns Red Found in Far Away Places |
| generic mccore found in your closet |
| August Burns Red All I Want for Christmas Is You |
| started fun but then i got bored |
| August Burns Red Death Below |
| album made me realize idk whether old or modern mccore is worse |
| August Burns Red White Washed & Composure |
| washed in mccore, gross |
| Autechre elseq 3 |
| a third hookup isnt as exciting |
| Autopsy Macabre Eternal |
| better production and 16 years later=same ol' shitty autopsy |
| Autopsy The Headless Ritual |
| looks like they learned a few things over the years but it's the same boring shit |
| Avenged Sevenfold Waking The Fallen |
| screamy weepy my ballz havent dropped yet hard rock |
| Avenged Sevenfold Warmness On The Soul |
| whiny whiny emo screams, at least the prod is decent now |
| Avenged Sevenfold 1999 Demo |
| no talent vox and lol tracks no wonder they didnt get signed |
| Avenged Sevenfold 2000 Demo |
| new songs arent any better, how did they ever get signed? |
| Avenged Sevenfold Life Is But A Dream... |
| holy shit a7x have absolutely outdone themselves in how much this fucking sucks. edit: the piano in title is nice have half a point |
| Avril Lavigne Let Go |
| the hits on this get almost completely overshadowed by the filler, ur not the milk n cheerios in my spoon bb. losing grip is fire tho and love her french inherited nasally voice, sk8ers always a party |
| Avril Lavigne Goodbye Lullaby |
| goodbye everything avril had going for her, damn |
| Avril Lavigne Love Sux |
| wtf is with all these teen punk bands only releasing half hour albums modern day? n whats with the rap? anyway catalogue of pop punk nothings but hope she finds her trv lvv someday |
| Ayat Six Years Of Dormant Hatred |
| such a stupid fucking album. its got some foundational bm, some great groove bm, but then all this assorted randomly hashed bullshit and ambient vocal bits that ruin the vast majority of it. the only piece they let remain solid in this shit is the first halfish of fornication and murder, its great, why isnt the rest of the album so? |
| Azarath Diabolic Impious Evil |
| azarath metrion zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzinthos |
| Azarath Infernal Blasting |
| behemoth wannabe with some useless prog shit |
| Azarath In Extremis |
| poisoned by garbage prog and shitty vox |
| Bad Religion Against the Grain |
| interchangeable tracks about who the fuck cares |
| Barathrum Sanctissime Colere Satanas |
| a little demo of power electronix bm, random noises n yelling |
| Barenaked Ladies Stunt |
| one week is great but the rest is bleh |
| Becoming The Archetype Dichotomy |
| half a point for not having as much mccore, but still mccore pretending not to be mccore and randomly adding some dm riffs (prob took them a century to learn them) and random violin or piano bits just make it incongruous af |
| Behemoth The Shit Ov God |
| fart |
| Beherit Electric Doom Synthesis |
| better ambients with a highlight in drawing down the moon |
| Beherit WBRRR |
| harshamar from used to be bm kinz |
| Believer Gabriel |
| crappy christian techthrash about JAYSUS |
| Belmont Vicissitude |
| poppin popcorns |
| Belmont Belmont |
| traditional whiny emocore with occasional moments |
| Belmont Reflections |
| popcorns still poppin |
| Belmont Bowser's Mixtape |
| fuck me its just more attack attack mccore how dare u fuckers defile the name of bowser. ok i take it back a bit for the punky chorus on stay cover |
| Belmont Aftermath |
| really wish this was the electro video game themed lolcore i thought it would be. country girl is prob the least cringe thing on here tbh |
| Ben Howard Is It? |
| new wave written by chatgpt |
| Between the Buried and Me Between the Buried and Me |
| a more interesting than usual mccore fusion |
| Beyonce B'Day |
| imagine having pipes and wasting them on this shit |
| Beyonce Dangerously in Love |
| crazy is the only track with any real merit, tho be with you has its moments. a much more classy version of b on this just the tracks always sucked |
| Beyonce Renaissance |
| a little less phone sex and a bit more swagger but ultimately worthless as usual |
| Beyond The Black Beyond the Black |
| now this is just sad, bad, makes me kinda mad |
| Billie Eilish Don't Smile at Me |
| a slow angsty eilish version of every other teen sensation, too young for anything real |
| Billie Holiday Music for Torching |
| lofty voice but the music is mehzilla |
| Billie Holiday Solitude |
| billie is so boring reaching for that soft jazz subtle smoothness and missing every time, and love for sale, yikes |
| Billy Talent Demoluca |
| yeah this sucks butt good thing their trademark issues led them to st |
| Bjork Debut |
| very sleepy pop, maybe if she sung in icelandic |
| Bjork Bjork |
| instrumentation is decent but bjork seems the kind of girl who always got what she wanted |
| Bjork Volta |
| not as bad as all her other crap but its bjork so |
| Bjork Utopia |
| better than most of her shit, hopefully going on retirement, pretty funny when she talks about random platitudinous shit then suddenly says shit or fuck in the same nonchalant tone tho lmao |
| Bjork Vulnicura Remix Project - Part Two |
| bjork ruins the decent remix of mouth mantra and the other mixes suck with or without her bjorking |
| Black Flag Family Man |
| fuck this bullshit album |
| Black Sabbath Forbidden |
| the yaysayers are on drugs this is the worst mrock album of all time |
| Black Veil Brides We Stitch These Wounds |
| minimal emocore |
| Black Veil Brides Black Veil Brides |
| and the award for making the guitar as redundant as possible goes to... |
| Bladee Spiderr |
| this would be a lot better if the drawling no talent guy would stfu |
| Blind Guardian At The Edge Of Time |
| just as bad as i remember it. only good part on this album is the chorus to road |
| Blind Guardian And Then There Was Silence |
| the twist that ruined bg and made their drummer quit |
| Blind Guardian The Bard Machine |
| a bunch of banal present bgs meant for a cancelled festival and a random decent throwback in sacred worlds |
| blink-182 Cheshire Cat |
| plays like a kid at his first junior dance unable to ask a girl to spin in circles |
| blink-182 Nine |
| yea this is an overaged poppunk band alright |
| blink-182 One More Time... |
| anthem 3 was fun and then the fun stopped |
| Blue Oyster Cult Blue Öyster Cult |
| debut largely mundane background bar rock but im sure the boomers loved it |
| Blue Oyster Cult Agents of Fortune |
| aaaaaaaaand then having given out all their pearls they had everyone drink the tainted seawater of singalong procks |
| Boards of Canada Trans Canada Highway |
| very mild not very interesting lectrix |
| Boards of Canada Tomorrow's Harvest |
| a rehashed hour of everything theyve done before |
| Bob Dylan Bob Dylan |
| how does he sound 70 at 21 |
| Bobby Vinton Tell Me Why |
| yeah this ones pretty crap tho |
| Bon Jovi These Days |
| hey god followed by a slew of shitty ballads save if that |
| Bon Jovi The Circle |
| not born to follow is the only good track rest is a generic bore |
| Bon Jovi What About Now |
| in one ear out the other soporific soft rock |
| Bon Jovi Burning Bridges |
| yep total blah album |
| Bon Jovi 2020 |
| yep this is mucho garbo listeno |
| Bon Jovi Forever |
| ok initially not as bad as i thought it would be, but then it became as bad as i thought, and kiss the bride is a perfect ripoff |
| Borknagar Universal |
| more garbage metalless tyr folk bullshit |
| Born of Osiris The New Reign |
| yea those keys and xtra intrums n effects nice as they are doesnt change your shitty derpcore voxed progcore from being shitty derpcore voxed progcore |
| Botch The John Birch Conspiracy Theory |
| lindberg vox + nonriffs = butch |
| Bowling for Soup The Great Burrito Extortion Case |
| their usual shit plus a reeted ending chant |
| Brain Drill Boundless Obscenity |
| ????? is this trvly THE brain drill?! where are my insane riffs? where is my non stop 10 min tech track?! this is total sellout streamlined weak bitch techderp. an absolute shame to their legacy ffs |
| Brand New Science Fiction |
| nothing brand new about this. or sciency, or fictiony for that matter, as this truly real utter shit |
| Brandy Brandy |
| about as basic as a debut rnb could be, overlong |
| Brandy Full Moon |
| generic af rnb im bored halp |
| Breaking Benjamin Phobia |
| can we get any more generic nu rock? |
| Bright Eyes A Christmas Album |
| couldnt tell if they were being serious at first but yea this is a genuine effort to make the cringiest most generic christs album with a handful of lofi industrial bits here n there |
| Bring Me The Horizon Suicide Season |
| bmth for most consistently shit album covers ever. much faster and no longer pretending to be something theyre not certainly make this trash heap slightly less smelly than their last, but mccore is as mccore does |
| Bring Me The Horizon Sempiternal |
| slightly better than the usual mccore owing to someones love for programming |
| Bring Me The Horizon That's the Spirit |
| a combination of the worst aspects of emo, punk n 'core with some decent synth sections |
| Britney Spears Circus |
| britney herself sounds good but the rest is bleh. phonography is pretty punny funny tho |
| Britney Spears Glory |
| eh all party pop nothings with the exception of liar, excellent production tho |
| Budgie Squawk |
| they took a nosedive for their sophy agreed where is the butt |
| Bullet For My Valentine Scream Aim Fire |
| rocky mccore go brrrrrrrrrr chug chug mid riff whine whine |
| Bullet For My Valentine Venom |
| melomccore for poseurs not venom at all |
| Butcher Babies Goliath |
| screamy nudewomancore |
| Butcher Babies Take It Like a Man |
| 'the neo-thrash prog math whatever metal shirt' yea this is exactly how a poseur would speak how fitting such a in nudecore |
| Butthole Surfers Psychic... Powerless... Another Man's Sac |
| exactly what it says on the tin |
| Camel Rain Dances |
| am drowning |
| Camel Breathless |
| no oxygen agreed |
| Cannibal Corpse Bloodthirst |
| total commerciality complete. this is what mcdonalds would serve if they were a dm record company |
| Cannibal Corpse The Wretched Spawn |
| typical garbage corpse only attracting attention bc vagina |
| Cannibal Corpse Evisceration Plague |
| more of the same ol' corpse. better than kill anyway. title track is just a stage resting song |
| Cannibal Corpse Created To Kill |
| completely forgettable demo |
| Captain Hawk Ghosts of the Sea |
| this band debut just came out today and is...lame. epic cover art just for milquetoast 'opera' singing that casts the metal to the wayside, the deliberately overcheesed character lines would be charming if the entire composition wasnt such a landlubber |
| Carach Angren This Is No Fairytale |
| yep pure cringe band now |
| Carcass Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious |
| a subpar confused mass of duct tape death metal with incongruous melodies emergent |
| Cardi B Gangsta Bitch Music Vol. 2 |
| the rap equivalent to that annoying chick that only gets picked because she yells the loudest |
| Cardi B Invasion of Privacy |
| cardi b is the only woman i know that when she says pussy, something beautiful and warm and perfect, i instead think of a turd. a nasty, stinky wet turd |
| Carly Rae Jepsen The Loneliest Time |
| better than the swift album anyway |
| Carnifex Dead in My Arms |
| once again the only good thing about derpcrap is that its short. tho this one does get a bit grindy and bdmy, it still doesnt help |
| Carnifex The Diseased and Poisoned |
| resting phase dm riffs sparsely interspersed between a comical amount of overlength chuggasauruses |
| Carnifex Hell Chose Me |
| damn this just might be the derpiestcore album ever. angel of death cover is pretty good and their only metal song |
| Carrie Underwood Blown Away |
| some good choruses in the beginning but then just flatlines in a bunch of sloppy saps save perhaps who |
| Carrie Underwood My Savior |
| for someone so blatantly faithful with the full force of the popular music industry behind her this is godawful |
| Cattle Decapitation Humanure |
| some literally crappy cc dm. yes i eat beef bitch, maybe if you did too this wouldnt sound so weak |
| Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity |
| triggered to hell as bitch as possible derpcore |
| Celldweller Celldweller |
| nude muddle with extra industrial and lectrix that goes on for more than an hour yea fuck this shit |
| Celtic Frost Cold Lake |
| holy fucking shit |
| Celtic Frost Into the Pandemonium Bonus |
| extension outtakes rightly removed pandemonium too bad the whole thing just didnt exist |
| Charli XCX Number 1 Angel |
| gross slut pop |
| Charli XCX How I'm Feeling Now |
| lectry pop nothings |
| Charli XCX CRASH (Deluxe) |
| album length version doesnt really add anything tho |
| Charli XCX Brat |
| minimal techno beatings and autotuned pop nothing vox? is this all it takes to satisfy the avg person in 2024? ugh and even that gimmick exhausts itself halfway through. the zoomers this is made for wont even understand the rewind sound effect, o shit she lets out the bri'ish accent at the end |
| Chelsea Grin Desolation Of Eden |
| chelsea derp |
| Chicago Chicago X |
| chicago suck quita bitta dick |
| Christina Aguilera Christina Aguilera |
| prob the most bleh hits ever at least it has a bit more nuance |
| Christina Aguilera Stripped |
| when a white chick wants to be black, only standout moments on the singles, rest is wig |
| CHVRCHES The Bones of What You Believe |
| would have sounded a lot better voxless, the little girl vox are just annoying. science/visions is almost good |
| City and Colour Little Hell |
| a veritable snoozefest that all blends together. fun fact i was once so bored and somnolent at this guys concert i started looking up obscure literary terms |
| Coal Chamber Chamber Music |
| korny pre pool ozzy graping nudes and too many at that |
| Coal Chamber Coal Chamber |
| quintessential nudie album |
| Cold Showers Strength In Numbers |
| yea i'd rather stay filthy fix your damn water heater |
| Coldplay Parachutes |
| hoyl balls fuck this is boring ass shit yellow is horrible |
| Coldplay X&Y |
| omfg hate the singles on this so much they need to be shot in the butt, other tracks in the first half decent but an hour long of this slog slop is a waste of time |
| Coldplay Everyday Life |
| amagalt coldplay and for sure the atoms are not very heated |
| Converge Halo In A Haystack |
| early whiny bammy bammy progen mccore |
| Coroner Grin |
| hardly a shadow of what they had once been, lazy prog barely metal with plenty of emergent groove n nude elementation and whats worse overlengthy at that, alas even the coroner may eventually meet the coroner |
| Corvus Corax Märchen Aus Alter Zeit |
| dumb folk induced german audiobook |
| Counterparts Heaven Let Them Die |
| wow this is ass typical mccore and typical derpcore having unprotected intercourse |
| Crass Penis Envy |
| u couldnt handle DEEZ NUTZ agreed, ironically our wedding is the best thing on here |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival Bayou Country |
| simple yokel frokels |
| Creedence Clearwater Revival Creedence Clearwater Revival |
| plain jam rock with occasional speedy gonzaleses |
| Crime Desire Every Day...in Chains |
| sucky bandcore |
| Crimson Massacre The Luster of Pandemonium |
| TECHDEATH SUCKS TECHDEATH SUCKS TECHDEATH SUCKS TECHDEATH SUCKS TECHDEATH SUCKS TECHDEATH SUCKS |
| Crippling Alcoholism When The Drugs That Made You Sick Are The Drugs... |
| drunken goth droop |
| Crowded House Crowded House |
| singles band alright only dont dream is any good |
| Cryptopsy And Then You'll Beg |
| yeah i'll beg alright...for something good! same shit but worse, one look at disalvo and you'd think he'd be able to growl real nice instead of the crystal clear pipsqueak vox on here. dat didgeridoo tho |
| Cryptopsy Whisper Supremacy |
| why did the production fade between none so vile and this? also ew mildly shouty vox that i can understand get tf outta here. flame to the surface can fuck right off with that repetition |
| Crystal Viper Legends |
| this one's pretty bad and boring bros |
| Crystal Viper Queen Of The Witches |
| tried this out cuz she was on vader. this cluking sux man |
| Cult of Luna The Long Road North |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqFhzodjpp8&ab_channel=whocares0503 occasionally do sthg right but its ofc mostly wrong |
| Cultes Des Ghoules Häxan |
| a mockery of everything black metal. keep your mario baby, eye bleh, and bitch in heat sounds out of here |
| Cynic Traced in Air |
| what is this emocore bullshit |
| Cynic Ascension Codes |
| crappy prog shit with occasional good riffs utterly ruined by prog shit and that drony lazy voice. linkin park shit, undoubtedly what death would have turned into in the 21st century |
| Dale Kruegler and The Missing Felicitys Thug Isolation |
| random noises who cares |
| Dance Gavin Dance Jackpot Juicer |
| jackpot junk juice |
| Danzig Black Laden Crown |
| never trust an album with an anime girl cover srsly what is this country metal |
| Dark Millennium Ashore the Celestial Burden |
| screamy doomy proggy bullshit eat my nuts |
| Dark Tranquillity Projector |
| worse than their debut besides sun fired blanks |
| Dark Tranquillity Skydancer |
| very poor debut, unorganized rhythms and melodies lead to total monotonous chaos, anything that would stand out is eaten alive by the general noise until there's nothing left. anders' vocals are deeper here than he's ever done, yet theyre also the worst he's ever done, including later flames albums. the name skydancer should evoke grace and beauty, but no such here exists. even the female vocals are mediocre and talentless, it's like this was a demo rehearsal session for lunar strain where they retained the general idea but dumped the actual content and the members of dt decided to release it as their own |
| Dark Tranquillity The Absolute |
| well this was fucking boring |
| Darkthrone Goatlord |
| blaze in the northern sky was bad enough but imagine this horseshit became every poseurs introduction to bm, progdeath riffs flapping all over the place with a black slapstick veneer, horrible. nice female vox tho fez |
| Darkthrone Astral Fortress |
| asstral fartness eon 2 is the only decent track |
| Darkthrone It Beckons Us All |
| cant even tell this is new, some more doomthrone |
| David Bowie Diamond Dogs |
| everything about this sucks dog dick |
| Dc Talk Jesus Freak |
| title is the only thing remotely interesting on this |
| Dead (USA-FL) Acid Metal |
| 95% of which is acid |
| Dead and Dripping Blackened Cerebral Rifts |
| weak ass prog infected bdm |
| Dead Kennedys Frankenchrist |
| of all the forms for punk to take punkabilly is the worst right alongside mccore |
| Death Spiritual Healing |
| what a shame. making a u-turn from trv death metal to this progressive deathrash shit. random basic prog riff interludes, lame rhymed lyrics, death has died |
| Death Symbolic |
| proggy melodeath gone completely wrong. chuck's vocals are horrible, and not in a good way, a strained rasp almost as annoying and intolerable as lindberg, like he's being squeezed to death by a baby giant. banal riffs that go nowhere, par for the course in prog, but also melodic riffs stolen straight out of the worst of gothenburg metal, the denial of which is proof for total aural dysfunction. the slivers of death metal that do show up are standard melodeath riffs found on all such albums. how ironic the greatest "death metal" album is just melodied prog, when so many claim to hate melodeath but because its chuck and death and gothenburg praise after praise is heaped upon it. the only thing redeemable about this album is the wonderful and emphasizingly melodic chorus to 1000 eyes |
| Death Grips No Love Deep Web |
| penis rap ie a condom |
| Deathnoise Legions of Filthy Disorder |
| 1 ? 6 uhh some sort of beats and a kid speaking and sometimes scweaming like a bitch |
| Deathspell Omega Drought |
| this isn't any better than their main shit |
| Deathspell Omega The Synarchy of Molten Bones |
| all i know is im bored as hell and this is some blackened dm or some shit |
| Decapitated The Negation |
| shameless corpse worship fuck off dude lmao |
| Decapitated Carnival Is Forever |
| knife is good but the rest is empty and lolz. also the lamest cover ever |
| Decapitated Anticult |
| decapitated and this album suck so much balls like this isnt even metal |
| Deep Purple Stormbringer |
| no storms brought, terrible weatherman |
| Def Leppard Adrenalize |
| even for arena rock this is bad |
| Def Leppard Slang |
| slang has no bang |
| Def Leppard X |
| slappin nothin like its going out of style |
| Def Leppard Songs From The Sparkle Lounge |
| the lounge is covered in cheap glitter and so is this album |
| Def Leppard Def Leppard |
| garbage agreed |
| Defeated Sanity Prelude to the Tragedy |
| dissodeath dissin death |
| Deftones Around the Fur |
| typical proggy nude muddle indeed with sum boobies |
| Deftones Deftones |
| bloody cape is the only good track on this album |
| Deftones Back To School (Mini Maggit) |
| not too bad a groove going on for the most part but then those trash 8 min tracks tacked on the end jebus |
| Deftones Saturday Night Wrist |
| same garbo prog nude muddle |
| Deftones Diamond Eyes |
| pretty birb is the only good thing about this album |
| Deftones Gore |
| somehow not as shit as their last album. figured out how to make the drone pop work with the post nude muddle riffs |
| Deftones Split w / Poison The Well |
| they both suck balls |
| Delain Lucidity |
| this is some of the worst symph ive ever heard |
| Delain Moonbathers |
| nop nothing on this one |
| Demi Lovato Demi |
| has heart attack and absolutely nothing else |
| Demi Lovato Tell Me You Love Me |
| total factory pop by a colourless drug addict |
| Demilich Nespithe |
| techthrash hogwash with intoxicated demon frog burps for vox and occasional dm splices |
| Demilich The Echo |
| a mini nespithe. bleh |
| Demon Bitch Death is Hanging... |
| mid metal with atrocious vocals |
| Demon Hunter The World Is a Thorn |
| this is one of the most confused albums ever. a new rhythm guitarist who well knows metals tropes pretty much takes over the album and indeed turns them into a kind of melodic thrash or thrashcore with the typical nude muddly elements, and yet this is their worst thus far. just wtf are lifewar, line, and nails, collapsing being a decent nu track and title modern thrash, but then it just gets fucking weird. just...breathe? shallow water? feel...as tho...u could...wtf are these song titles and confused ass rhythm thrash with autotuned vox and disjunctured 'hooks'. by far the worst part of all this is ryan clarks vox, like wtf are u even doing, terrible singing and mid grunts with autotune fucking everywhere |
| Demon Hunter Outlive |
| any band that eliminates their mccore sound for the most part is a plus, tho they didnt rly replace it with much here, some new synths/score elements + other elec sounds. still somehow attracted to one step behind |
| Demon Hunter War |
| pretty much an even shittier version of a scar symmetry bum. or maybe better. who knows really |
| Demon Hunter Peace |
| another largely mccore less album that does have some good moments but ultimately fails to produce anything worthwhile |
| Demon Hunter There Was a Light Here |
| one of their few legitimate tho produced to sound as little as metal tracks followed by the same variously bastard pedigree rock ballads done throughout the years |
| Demons and Wizards Touched by the Crimson King |
| just another bad bg album with title almost good |
| Despised Icon The Healing Process |
| squeally derpcore my favourite |
| Destiny's Child Destiny’s Child |
| destiny's mild. not seeing how any of them got a solo career out of this |
| Die Antwoord $O$ |
| sometimes entertaining but largely vapid electro rap typical of the genre |
| Die Antwoord Ten$ion |
| bringin their troll rap to life! i fink u freeky is almost fun but goes on for too long |
| Die Antwoord Mount Ninji and Da Nice Time Kid |
| ALL I WANT IS WINGS ON MY MOTHAFUCKIN PENIS |
| Dimmu Borgir Abrahadabra |
| now this shit is just embarrassing |
| Dimmu Borgir Eonian |
| sounds so bleh you cant even make fun of it like you could abrahababa |
| Dio Master Of The Moon |
| dio sucks so much balls |
| Disavowed Perceptive Deception |
| weak squeaky clean chuggasaurus bdm with groany moany vox only the drums do anything here |
| Disturbed Believe |
| i am disturbed at how boring this is |
| Disturbed Ten Thousand Fists |
| decentish nude metally hard rock but goes on for way too long cmon bro ur not writing a symphony |
| Disturbed Evolution |
| a disturbing devolution of an already semi limbed creature |
| Disturbed Divisive |
| one more disturbingly mediocre album |
| DJ Rashad Double Cup |
| the outtakes of a half assed rap album |
| Dodheimsgard Black Medium Current |
| vntrv drawn and quartered imposter bm |
| Doja Cat Amala |
| typical girl powrr pop c/raps, but she gets some credit for mentioning snorlax and using canon. bitch the canon sample is the only put together piece of this |
| Dragoncorpse The Drakketh Saga |
| no. barely ever combines the two genres just alternates |
| Drake Views |
| lofi baby quiet beats with a narcissistic 81 min runtime |
| Dream Theater Awake |
| its like they go out of their way to surround anything cool with lame ass prog n vox |
| Dream Theater Octavarium |
| some decent classic metal elements fused with lame prog and random instrumentation, terrible vox ruin anything good |
| Dream Unending Song of Salvation |
| absolute garbage fuck sake should have read the description first of course its the tomb mold guy |
| Drenai Nadirs |
| holy fking narration |
| Drown In Sulphur Dark Secrets of the Soul |
| blackened derpcore rly fuck off |
| Dying Fetus Destroy the Opposition |
| yea more like surrender to the opposition with this weak bitch chugfest that led to every derpcore embarrassment |
| Dying Fetus Killing on Adrenaline |
| pathetic nude muddly bdm |
| Dying Fetus Reign Supreme |
| when u wanna be dm but the best u can do is derpcore |
| Ed Sheeran + |
| has brief moments on a team, lego and give but otherwise boring trash firmly planted in the white boy with acoustic guitar genre |
| Ed Sheeran Don't |
| rap remix ruins title, the fuck is track 2, 3 bleh, 4 more bleh |
| Ed Sheeran The Orange Room |
| songwriting isnt too poor but his voice hasnt dropped yet and he has poor control |
| Ed Sheeran No. 5 Collaborations Project |
| these pop-rap collabs are such garbage ffs |
| Ed Sheeran No. 6 Collaborations Project |
| this is pretty pointless |
| Ed Sheeran – |
| damn not even one bop |
| Ed Sheeran Spotify Session |
| clearly a spotify money grab, he's only there for 10 mins and doesnt sound relaxed at all, songs rushed |
| Ed Sheeran The Slumdon Bridge |
| first 2 tracks completely ruined by yelabutt, 2nd 2 tracks pretty much just yelabutts and they sound much better, "Child of a deadbeat, so I gotta give the beat some life" was pretty good |
| Ed Sheeran Spotify Singles |
| poorer version of castle + a spears cover rly |
| Eluveitie Ven |
| yea so the original version of this thing sucks bunghole |
| Embodyment Embrace the Eternal |
| embrace the inception of derp |
| Embryectomy Gluttonous Mastication Of Embryonic Remnants |
| shit pedophilic slam |
| Eminem The Slim Shady LP |
| yea so this is a rap album and it sucks save go go gadget dick n ofc stil don giva fuk |
| Eminem The Eminem Show |
| the only real track here is the epic collapse like wtf |
| End of One End of 1 |
| if only the derp ended here too |
| Engenheiros do Hawaii O papa é pop |
| walmart rack music em portugues |
| Ensiferum Dragonheads |
| hard to believe this crap is siffy. imagine, iron coming out a couple years before and you see the sif come out with a new ep...and its this shit. feelsbadman |
| Ensiferum Thalassic |
| an album largely ruined by the 2018+ trend of adding worthless clean singers to their entire tracklist to appear more woke or something, single rum, women, victory slaps if u ignore/delete the bitch vox. a very unfortunate edition to the vainamoinen series completely dishonouring the epicest of old men |
| Enslaved Vertebrae |
| total going thru the motions album, gotta keep the progslaves happy |
| Enslaved RIITIIR |
| they went nearly full prog and im bored af someone save me plz i still have like 40 mins of this ffs. edit: why does this sound like a ghost album edit2: i made it thru bros, forsaken isnt actually that bad but album sucks balls as a whole 1.5 stays |
| Enslaved In Times |
| this one sucks sweaty balls tho with its anime cover |
| Enter Shikari Take to the Skies |
| enter everything wrong with 2000s music at the same time holy shit |
| Entombed Black Juju |
| fake entombed ep |
| Ethel Cain Unreleased |
| asmr gone wrong |
| Ethel Cain Unreleased II |
| asmr gone wrong pt ii with a few select dece piano bits |
| Ethel Cain Inbred |
| apt |
| Ethel Cain Golden Age |
| do ppl actually enjoy this? sound of someone falling slowly but inevitably into a pit of spikes |
| Ethereal (COL) Unequality |
| mayhem burger progsymph desolation |
| Evanescence Evanescence |
| bunch of lolroks until never go back which has an epic chorus, damn boring until then tho |
| Evergrey A Heartless Portrait (The Orphéan Testament) |
| symphonic DOOM metal and sadboi stereotypes |
| Evilyn Mondestrunken |
| omg bdm ulcerate eat a dick |
| Exhumed Gore Metal |
| how not to dm |
| Exhumed Slaughtercult |
| how not to dm part 2 |
| Exodus Force of Habit |
| as much of a mess as the fucking picasso they decorated it with |
| Explosions in the Sky The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead Place |
| it is when you play |
| Fear Factory Demanufacture |
| uggghhhhhhhhh. might have been better if it was more emphatically industrial, but way too many emergent nude muddle and pantera nightmares to bother with |
| Final One |
| space farts, theremin diddles, squidward playing his clarinet, and a random dumgum |
| Firewind Allegiance |
| its bands like this that give pm such a bad rap |
| Fit for an Autopsy The Sea of Tragic Beasts |
| jumpin up n down jumpin up n down like a fukkin munky soulless your way out is to turn off this album |
| Fit for an Autopsy The Nothing That Is |
| very impending doomy/whitechapelly/aildy combined derpycore |
| Five Finger Death Punch Pre-Emptive Strike |
| plugged in and coustic versions of bands first songwriting session, followed by a live track of bands second songwriting session |
| Five Finger Death Punch F8 |
| this albums sounds like they heard a demon hunter record and said yea lets do that exactly |
| Fleetwood Mac Then Play On |
| mac jumping on the psych bandwagon |
| Fleshgod Apocalypse Oracles |
| absolute fucking shit (except title) |
| Flotsam and Jetsam When the Storm Comes Down |
| sharkbait thrash |
| Flyleaf New Horizons |
| utter crap except broken wings no wonder they broke up before this was even released |
| Flyleaf Between the Stars |
| better production, crappy singer, no highlights they rly shouldnt have bothered |
| Focused Bow |
| shut the fuck up making this was a mistake you should learn from mcbore |
| Foo Fighters In Your Honor |
| first album is total foo commercialization and it sounds pretty good perfect production but nothing keeping, but then 2nd album is all sloppy sap flaps wtfff |
| Foo Fighters There Is Nothing Left to Lose |
| rather boring alt album |
| For Today Ekklesia |
| some more than usual lolcore |
| For Today Portraits |
| a handful of melodies and jesus are not enough to save mccore from being mccore |
| Foreigner Head Games |
| holy crap only title has any coherence whatsoever |
| Franz von Suppe Leichte Kavallerie |
| no wonder why this shit was never popular. other than the overture and ja uns this is a total waste of time, a ton of dialogue movements that show just how trvly gross the german language is |
| Full of Hell and Merzbow Sister Fawn |
| noise, drums, and a waste of time |
| Gamma Ray No World Order |
| very long, boring, shitty pm |
| George Frideric Handel Solomon HWV 67 Act 1 |
| and the award for most lethargic classical work goes to.... |
| Ghost (SWE) Meliora |
| a few closes but this is pretty boring overall |
| Ghost (SWE) Prequelle |
| u got dance macabre and thats it |
| Gloryhammer Return to the Kingdom of Fife |
| sucks balls |
| Goatwhore Funeral Dirge For The Rotting Sun |
| goatbore full of venereal disease |
| Godsmack Awake |
| get old quick derivative nudes |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor Yanqui U.X.O. |
| boring ass wannabe orchestra not even asmr worthy ffffffffffffffffff |
| Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend! |
| hi there i had to come up with a long crazy total nonsense band name bc MY MUSIC IS BORING AFFFFFFFFFF omg they're canadian i swear to dog im moving out going to poland cya bitches |
| Gojira From Mars to Sirius |
| nice whale and planets but like the dick n balls they represent this is masochistic fellatio for both the band playing and the listeners worshipping them |
| Gojira The Link |
| LOO' OUT IT PROGZILLA!! WHERE THE POSEUR DESTROYER??? |
| Gojira Terra Incognita |
| gojira sucks balls, this bum sucks balls, this goes on for way too long, all prog metal sucks balls, half a point for some slightly more interesting dm bits maybe if they did that the whole time it wouldnt be such balls |
| Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage |
| sum gud deathrashy riffs completely obliterated by prog rhythms n sum of the most incongruous vox |
| Golden Resurrection Glory to My King |
| this is horrid |
| Good Charlotte Good Charlotte |
| gc is surely the worst of the main pop punk bands, not even a single hit on dis shit |
| Gorguts From Wisdom to Hate |
| ahh gorguts...one of those bands that had so much potential but went the diddly do route instead. so long, soldier |
| Gorguts Colored Sands |
| ah man they stopped trying. so much for a comeback album. battle of chamdo is a very nice instrum tho |
| Gorillaz Demon Days |
| furrytronics with only the very occasional beat of interest |
| Grateful Dead Anthem of the Sun |
| typical hippie fare no substance besides lsd |
| Grave Back From The Grave |
| this is a very sad excuse pretending to be death metal, sounds like the swedish kataklysm but even more redundant, stealing entombed's worst death n roll licks + some pantera even |
| Green Day Slappy |
| the beatles called they want their weed back |
| Green Day ¡UNO! |
| about as banal and inoffensive as you'd expect from a triple release |
| Green Day Father of All Motherfuckers |
| i take it back they make 26 mins seem like an hour |
| Green Day Saviors |
| yea thats another +1 for lethargic washed out punkples in their discography. try again in another 4 years! |
| Growth (AUS) The Smothering Arms of Mercy |
| behemoth gone full derpprogcore bleh |
| gummyboy Moonlight Sword |
| bleh japanese pop raps |
| GWAR Hell-O |
| crappy derpy beastie boy punks |
| Gzr Ohmwork |
| lemme get this straight. he starts his own band, only plays the bass on it, then lets a bunch of typical nude muddly guys handle the rest? just trying to get it with the kiddos i guess |
| Halestorm Halestorm |
| the rock edition of copying your friends math homework then getting a 36 on the test because you have no idea what youre doing |
| HammerFall Glory To The Brave |
| only decentish track is dragon its all downhill from there |
| HammerFall Dominion |
| more terrible pm |
| Hanoi Rocks Two Steps from the Move |
| hanoi sucks rocks |
| Hanternoz Metal Kozh |
| a pretty horrific rendition of sthg resembling a lofi fbm album |
| Haste the Day Burning Bridges |
| a high school project, haphazard, vacant, and simplistic even for mccore, i do NOT want to know what youre going through |
| Hellsaw (BEL) Exorcism Shall Fail |
| death metal jazz |
| Hibria Blind Ride |
| bad cheese |
| Hilary Duff Most Wanted |
| more like hilary dull, a select few tracks with real bops not what youd expect for a comp album |
| Hollywood Undead American Tragedy |
| beastie park/linkin boys with great snappiness and lines n a bit o pop but said genres arent worth much and its annoying lmao |
| Holy Sons Lost Decade II |
| amazing replication of 60s potato quality psyrock in 2014 |
| Hoplites Παραμαινομένη |
| ugh he went full prog, trash |
| Horrendous Anareta |
| weak vox, prog riffs, poor guitar tone and basic mdm licks stolen straight from heartwork, this sucks balls |
| Horrendous Idol |
| prog and lindberg vox is surefire shit |
| Horrendous Ontological Mysterium |
| fuck this shit :D |
| Humanity's Last Breath Ashen |
| yep this is a derpcore album. cant believe i let you guys get me to listen to this |
| Hunt the Dinosaur Dankosaurus |
| u guys realize the dinosaurs are all dead right |
| I Prevail Lifelines |
| feelgood rly bad party popcorns also what are some of these lyrics lmao |
| Iced Earth The Dark Saga |
| pell mell metal that meanders between a few different styles yet is ultimately crank |
| Iggy Pop The Idiot |
| talentless creeper pop the decent chorus and xylophone usage on china girl notwithstanding |
| Ihsahn After |
| pls stop this |
| Imagine Dragons ƎVOLVE |
| eeeeeeeee yooooooooo fuck yo thunderp |
| Immolation Failures for Gods |
| another boring dm lite disappointment sighsighsigh |
| Immolation Shadows in the Light |
| aaaaaaand another one with nothing special about it |
| Immolation Acts of God |
| ugh yet another bore of an immolation album. goes on for too long as well like why not add some more breakdowns whydontcha |
| Impending Doom There Will Be Violence |
| hell, title, n fear hold a degree of fun, but the rest is some of the absolute worst shit ive ever heard. most atrocious of all is the full on mccore vox instead of the respectably dmy roar on last record, n gee i wonder where he learned that from? tim attempted wife murderin lambesis ofc, casually producing this album n inserting himself on a track |
| Impending Doom Baptized in Filth |
| waaaay too many actual queezy burps, u dont sound tuff dude u sound like u need the toilet and fast |
| Impending Doom Death Will Reign |
| the only thing making this not complete and utter shit is the piano piece at the end, which they obv didnt compose or perform themselves |
| Impending Doom The Sin and Doom Vol. II |
| unbroken is kind of groovy, rest is the sheer shitslop u'd expect |
| Impending Doom Hellbent |
| imagine making generic deathcore for years when you could have been a decent bdm band |
| Imperia Dark Paradise |
| generic unimpressive symph metal and dumb witch voice |
| In Flames Reroute to Remain |
| completely nude muddle, but because their background results in a generally heavier sound found in nude, especially in anders' vocals. tbh with the energy they put behind it in the excitement of doing something different it's not that bad, but nothing's worth listening to in real time and it goes on for too long |
| In Flames Soundtrack to Your Escape |
| same nude muddle with mdm influences jajaja |
| In Flames Trigger |
| the amount of disappointment in finding out reroute wasnt just a phase was tremendous |
| In Flames Battles |
| this and sirens they finally dropped any pretense of being metallers in any form as well as thinking they were doing anything new/cool and have settled comfortably in their mainstream nude/alt rock persona. credit for thus being more coherent, but the muz itself is ok bro. greatest greed isn't bad |
| In Flames I, the Mask |
| latest effort is the same. our house nearly forces this to a 1 |
| In Flames Foregone |
| this is the weirdest picasso of an album ive ever heard. dialogue #2 isnt bad |
| Inevitable End The Oculus |
| lets fix that avg a bit. theyve gone pretty much full grind with the dm parts in the rearview, a lot of bammybam noise without any substance, very boring |
| Inferi (USA) The Path of Apotheosis |
| i will never understand the appeal of a band having a decent if not spectacular sound and then spending all their time and effort to instead follow the untrv path of melodic progderpcore. why not be metal? why not destroy worlds instead of aspiring to be a bitch? alas, cant save someone who doesnt want to be saved |
| Ingranaggi Della Valle Warm Spaced Blue |
| prog aspects turn what would have been a great instrumental album into utter shit |
| Inquisition Magnificent Glorification of Lucifer |
| half a point for some riffs that make you forget about the lolvox |
| Inquisition Black Mass for a Mass Grave |
| really boring immortal with some extra diddly dos that do nothing. clearly worshipping satan all one's life takes its toll, as you not only produce utter shit but become utter shit |
| Iron Maiden Piece Of Mind |
| this album would be entirely boring and pointless if it weren't for the legendary trooper |
| Iron Maiden Fear Of The Dark |
| they completely drop the ball. even the couple decent tracks lack the oomph of previous album highlights |
| Iron Maiden Virtual XI |
| slightly better tracks that almost go with blaze's voice but would have been better with bruce and still poor song writing overall |
| Iron Maiden The Final Frontier |
| basic maideny tunes without any highlights, naturally too long |
| Iron Maiden The Book Of Souls |
| holy fuck what a sleepy album. some goods parts on eternity n red but ffs a movie length album just to bore the fuck out of u |
| Iron Maiden Senjutsu |
| isnt completely worthless, stratego is dece, but goes on for way too long mid at best and horribly snore at worst |
| Irrenoid V |
| electro vocaloid weeb shit that just wouldnt be complete without some generic derpcore n sure blackgaze, some random acoundies as well |
| Jane's Addiction Nothing's Shocking |
| some really uninspiring garage rock |
| Janis Joplin Pearl |
| bitch cant sing worth shit. band is way better and the album would be vastly improved without her voice. got this crap down .1 hell yes |
| JD McPherson Socks |
| generically bluesy folkish faux happy bops to make you wish you were deaf. title track nearly sounds like he says i pee under the tree |
| Joanna Newsom Ys |
| acoustic bjork |
| Job For A Cowboy Doom |
| first off, this is a death metal album. it clearly follows the tradition of seven churches, scream bloody gore, and season of the dead. it has the same hour long breakdowns, little bitch wails, and chuggasaurus riffs, with no punk elements whatsoever. lmmmaaaaaaooooooo who am i kidding derpcore 6000 with brutal elements by talentless music-pretenders thinking over dense amp effects is the same thing as heaviness |
| Job For A Cowboy Ruination |
| we derpin, we corin, we rly fkn borin |
| Job For A Cowboy Sun Eater |
| technical derpcore. wow |
| Job For A Cowboy Moon Healer |
| a handful of blastbeats do not death metal make. total progderpcore with mellow shout vox and the choice of the worst possible bass tone |
| Joelle Leandre / Pauline Oliveros / George Lewis Play As You Go |
| a frankenstein's monster whose limbs are stitched wherever they happen to land |
| John Frusciante PBX Funicular Intaglio Zone |
| eclectic aesthetic and not much else |
| John Frusciante Enclosure |
| nothing can enclose the general flaccidity of this album |
| Johnny Cash Johnny Cash With His Hot And Blue Guitar |
| more like with his cold and floppy willy |
| Journey Infinity |
| wheel is the only thing remotely decent on this |
| Joy Division An Ideal for Living |
| an ideal of how not to punk |
| Joy Division Love Will Tear Us Apart |
| softcore punk |
| Judas Priest Point Of Entry |
| jp trade in any pretence of metallity for pure unadulterated grandpa rock |
| Judas Priest Rocka Rolla |
| the metallic bluesy origins of an undeniable legend, a legend thats mostly been BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLSSSSSS |
| Judas Priest Demolition |
| jesus christ more lame dad metal shitty extra effects and ballads, no YOU have LOSER tattooed all over your riffs and vocal lines, subterfuge and elsewhere fkn korn nude muddle everywhere |
| Julia Holter Something in the Room She Moves |
| she is moving her bowel |
| K-Ci and JoJo Love Always |
| meh dime a dozen if decently smooth artificial luvy duvy rnbs |
| Kamelot The Black Halo |
| kamelot sucks ass and this entire album is garbo save parts of memento mori n serenade |
| Kamelot Karma |
| the highs are few and far between and only go up to a 3 level anyway so yeah im gonna have to reiterate that kamelot sucks ass |
| Kamelot Eternity |
| good to know kamelot have always been a terrible pm band |
| Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak |
| mass lectrovox with subpar composition despite some poignant lines is a continuation of the failure of graduation |
| Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy |
| runaway has a great beat but otherwise uninspiring I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN THIS PART OF PUSSY TOWN BEFORE |
| Kanye West and Ty Dolla Sign Vultures 1 |
| instead of an epic kvlt hop album i get butt rap le sigh |
| Kanye West and Ty Dolla Sign Vultures Pack |
| KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT KVLT |
| Kaoru Abe Mort à crédit |
| i will shove a banana straight up your sax and quite possibly another up ur anus |
| Kasra Dream Metal |
| no metal, no dreams, no drums or bass, and a wannabe pm/bm cover this is the most poseur thing ive ever heard |
| Katatonia Viva Emptiness |
| katatonia and every band like it suck butt |
| Katatonia Night Is the New Day |
| opeth called, they want their album back mmk |
| Katatonia Dead End Kings |
| could be good if they werent so focused on being artificially mopey |
| Katatonia Sanctitude |
| songs be boring af but they do bring a unique vibe to the crowd and indeed everyone seems to like having the most trite lyrics droningly sung accompanied by an acoustic so |
| Katy Perry Prism |
| previous albums had some amusing quirks but this is pure airhead pop |
| Kelis Tasty |
| nasty |
| Kelly Clarkson All I Ever Wanted |
| I DO NOT HOOK UP I AM NOT A WHORE already gone is halo alright length of this getting on my nerves |
| Kendrick Lamar Mr. Morale and the Big Steppers |
| the only exponentially good thing about this is i can give it its trv rating, again a small handful of dece beats n nuthin else |
| Kesha Warrior |
| koochie kreecha |
| Kesha Rainbow |
| she seems earnest and it has an unusual variety for a pop album, its just not that good |
| Khalid American Teen |
| better than usual male popnb for a while; too long |
| Khalid Free Spirit |
| i thought this guy was a rapper. anyway kind of smooth i guess but nothing worth listening to unless your chick is into it |
| Kid Rock Grits Sandwiches for Breakfast |
| half a point for silly willy nesses |
| Kid Rock Cocky |
| lmao didnt know picture was kid rock |
| Kid Rock Kid Rock |
| has he ever made an actual rock album? and why is this bitch so long? single father is decently poignant |
| Kid Rock Rock N Roll Jesus |
| many will say to me on that day, 'lord, lord, did we not rock in your name and in your name rock out demons and in your name perform many concerts?' then i will tell them plainly, 'i never knew you. away from me, you poseurs!' |
| Killing Joke Killing Joke |
| post punk more like faux punk fuck this shit |
| Kim Petras Problematique |
| typical girlie pop blops, dirty things is pretty good, but nothing like mah co-co-NUTZ here |
| King Crimson Islands |
| acoustic jazz procrastinations |
| King Diamond "Them" |
| too much grandma |
| King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Omnium Gatherum |
| omnium garbagium |
| KISS Dynasty |
| one big hit followed by a trail of completely forgettable airy rock nothings |
| KISS Rock And Roll Over |
| total garbage |
| KISS Hotter Than Hell |
| legit riffs that never actually go anywhere |
| KISS Dressed To Kill |
| why do kiss suck so much balls |
| KISS KISS |
| how a band with such clear rockers spirit can make such shitty songs idk |
| KISS Unmasked |
| i swear kiss is the worst rock band oat |
| KISS Music From The Elder |
| kiss, MY ASS |
| KISS Carnival Of Souls: The Final Sessions |
| a variety of styles all ending in total failure as an attempt to stay relevant |
| Kittie Until The End |
| a rather ugly roast beef one save the vocal remix |
| Kittie Oracle |
| dude wtf happened. i liked it a lot better when it was about spitting on ur kitties |
| Kleistwahr Myth |
| a war lost to myth between the cybernetic overlords with every high pitch screech another motherboard population eradicated |
| Korn Korn |
| korn lol |
| Korn Issues |
| yea i got issues...too much KORN |
| Korn Life Is Peachy |
| korny life |
| Korn Follow the Leader |
| kans of korn |
| Korn Untouchables |
| some fun but mostly this korn isnt even salted |
| Korn See You on the Other Side |
| finally done this terrible meal of overcooked unseasoned korn, my shit can go back to normal |
| Korn Korn III: Remember Who You Are |
| a more caloric yet still diarrhea inducing korn |
| Kraftwerk Trans-Europe Express |
| dear god please stop talking |
| Krallice Wolf |
| rly poor ep reflecting the crap that would come shortly after |
| Kylie Minogue Body Language |
| a bit more sophisticated britney spears but eh it is so damn long less is more please |
| Kyuss Blues For The Red Sun |
| lowbrow brunge |
| Kyuss ...And The Circus Leaves Town |
| groovy grunge mrocks with a lot of inevitable end of band filler extra -.5 for that lame typical bullshit at the end |
| Lacuna Coil Karmacode |
| worst mutul band ever |
| Lacuna Coil In A Reverie |
| hoyl shit not only was lacuna coil always bad but this is the worst goth album ive ever heard |
| Lamb of God New American Gospel |
| jack of all trades, master of none |
| Lamb of God Lamb of God |
| generilog be loggin |
| Lamb of God Omens |
| hey-ey log go back to their classic groovecore days-it sucks! |
| Limp Bizkit Significant Other |
| radio sucks, the same fuckin songs over n over again its crap fred. had no idea they actually wrote some actual songs |
| Limp Bizkit Three Dollar Bill Y'all |
| typical nude metal |
| Limp Bizkit Results May Vary |
| damn yo limpy biz actually writing sum songz |
| Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight |
| wtf happened. no wonder i never heard these guys again, no wonder chester did the wambam after 4 more albums of this |
| Linkin Park Songs From The Underground |
| now this is just a crap ep |
| Linkin Park LPU XIII |
| a bunch of garbo leftover scraps from their later albums |
| Linkin Park The Hunting Party |
| this sounds like some kids trying to sound like linkin park but with no talent |
| Linkin Park LP Underground Sixteen |
| one final really dumb ep featuring every kind of worthless lectryfect |
| Linkin Park iTunes Festival: London 2011 |
| joke songs n ep lol |
| Lizzo Cuz I Love You |
| damn these are some phat beats |
| Lorde Solar Power |
| solar buttcheek power. why would someone call herself borde |
| Lorna Shore Flesh Coffin |
| it is so difficult binging derpcore albums dude. they do the exact same fucking thing track after track and all it rly does is make me crave actual death metal instead of this poseur shit. i mean yeah on a very rare fucking album across an entire discog there is the possiblity of a decent track, maybe even 2, but even then its due to their incorporating many much non derpcore elements. this album itself tries a little bit i guess with such elements, but im so fucking bored and it feels so much longer than 45 mins like fuck off mate. lorna fucking bore |
| Lynch Mob Wicked Sensation |
| holy fucking balls boring ass pure zzzzz generic rock |
| Macaroom Homephone TE |
| literally made me fall asleep. first trough has some good instrums with an overabundance of bleh dreamscapes to follow but anything good is utterly destroyed by having a child sing throughout the entire thing |
| Machine Head Through The Ashes Of Empires |
| yet another nude muddley thrashcore abomination |
| Machine Head Burn My Eyes |
| korny trv trash thrash |
| Machine Head The Burning Red |
| worthless korny nude muddle omg |
| Machine Head Supercharger |
| idk another rockier better version of a korn album all blah nothin stands out save the chorus to deafening |
| Mairo Omar Chappier |
| not much to it, we got raps and traps and francais |
| Manchester Orchestra I'm Like a Virgin Losing a Child |
| yea this started fun and got old real fast |
| Maren Morris Hero |
| another of those dime a dozen generic country fusion bop girls that only has one impactful single n nothing else |
| Marianas Trench Fix Me |
| merry anus wench |
| Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar |
| hate anthem and beautiful ppl are fun but then it goes on for an hour of more gothicky korn like why |
| Marilyn Manson Portrait of an American Family |
| typical derpy marilyn talking a big game with no hits |
| Marilyn Manson Smells Like Children |
| bomb jiden's favourite album |
| Marilyn Manson Eat Me, Drink Me |
| has its moments but is pretty fucking bad |
| Marilyn Manson Heaven Upside Down |
| another boring ass monkey metul album |
| Marilyn Manson We Are Chaos |
| was gonna say holy shit an actually tolerable mm album but then it got fucking boring |
| Mark Ernestus’ Ndagga Rhythm Force Yermande |
| senegalese beats with quranic vox all arranged by some random german dude, an unusual release to say the least |
| Marshmello Shockwave |
| so much for the upward momentum. uninspired bangarangs with way too much crap rap thrown in |
| Massacre Promise |
| kam hated this shit and with good reason |
| Massive Attack Protection |
| massive flopper |
| Mastodon Leviathan |
| mastoderp likes to derp with their derpin yells n trying to not be metal |
| Mastodon Blood Mountain |
| mastodon proop |
| Mastodon Crack the Skye |
| smoking crack in the sky alright |
| Mastodon The Hunter |
| the manure collector |
| Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun |
| HEY! HO! LET'S FUCKING NO!!! |
| Matt Redman The Heart of Worship |
| yea so its bad ccm but breath is ok n title is kind of good |
| Megadeth Countdown To Extinction |
| every song on this album is ruined by some extraneous bullshit dave just had to inject and make too prominent, only a few good riffs in any case |
| Megadeth The World Needs A Hero |
| embarrassingly bad rock songs with few moments of win in between |
| Megadeth Th1rt3en |
| never dead is a cool rock song but the rest is fillerzilla |
| Megadeth Super Collider |
| a few cool riffs but pretty boring and pointless filler filler filler |
| Megadeth Dystopia |
| better songwriting, but nothing exciting and some lyrics just laughable |
| Megadeth The Sick, The Dying... And The Dead! |
| except for some above average riffs on soldier on! this was mega boring. "why dont we just return to earth and let it rust in peace out here" AHAHAHAHAHAHA he did the thing |
| Mekong Delta The Music of Erich Zann |
| meh-dong derp-ah - muzin' on eh-RETCH! bong |
| Mekong Delta The Principle of Doubt |
| as such the perp's goal seems to be outdoing watchtower in worst techthrash of all time |
| Melvins Houdini |
| silly melvins and their filth rock |
| Melvins Stag |
| electric sludge and slaggy cartoons |
| Melvins Stoner Witch |
| sludgey everything wrong with the 90s mrock and a lot of empty space |
| Merauder Five Deadly Venoms |
| 9 flaccid mcderps |
| Meshuggah Immutable |
| a big pile of mehchuggah indeed. would get a half point or more if it didnt go on for an hour+ |
| Metallica St. Anger |
| music itself actually quite good, thrashy and grungy, but brought down heavily by shitty vocals and even shittier lyrics, invisible kid the worst of the bunch. damn shame, as an instrumental album at least 3/5, but shitty clean vocals and downright reeted lyrics bring it down |
| Metallica ...And Justice For All |
| the album they stopped making metal. welcome to the world of buttrockicka |
| Metallica Death Magnetic |
| the instrumental track is probably the best out of this incredibly boring album |
| Metallica Fuel |
| a short ep of some of their worst tracks ever |
| Methadone Skies Colosseus |
| certainly among the least of their efforts |
| Metric Old World Underground, Where Are You Now |
| this is very boring, like a slightly more active punkish bjork |
| mewithoutYou Pale Horses |
| this is a something alright. definitely an absurd picasso with twangy swallowed vox and banal synth |
| Miasma Love Songs |
| a miasmic sonnet of amorial garbago |
| Michael W. Smith Stand |
| pretty damn boring christian bops |
| Mick Gordon Doom Eternal OST |
| pretty bad save a few tracks with a highlight in bfg division |
| Miley Cyrus Breakout |
| break DEEZ NUTZ hehehe |
| Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed |
| yeah dont wanna tame you |
| Miley Cyrus Something Beautiful |
| miley metal before nasally softcore takes sput by the horns |
| Millionaires Bling Bling Bling! |
| bubblegum pantie drops |
| Miseration Black Miracles And Dark Wonders |
| weak ass snowflake dm with horrible demon hunter cleans and prog elements |
| Misfits American Psycho |
| misfits sucks |
| Morbid Jester Until the Battle Is Won |
| bad less than amateur power jester indeed |
| Mori Calliope Shinigami Note |
| this is dumb and bad and dumb |
| Morrissey Vauxhall and I |
| morrissey sucks ass |
| Mortification Envision Evangelene |
| about the worst thrash ever save that random hit piece in buried and the lolfactor of noah was a knower. title is prob among the worst rendition of the crucifixion in any media, tho i do like the idea of presenting the angels' reaction and their begging god to let them smite the demons causing it |
| Mortification Triumph of Mercy |
| cool angel cover and ofc coming back to the metal world after surviving low chance leukemia is a great miracle but dude u were probably being punished for creating such shit albums the past half decade. and god said, "steve, make some real shit like back in 91/92 or ur life is over." but did he obey? only in the superficial sense most so called christians display. at war with war is p decent groove thrash minus the interlude in the middle, title is a great story but absolute shit track, and then u just have the same total thrash/rock crapshow as their previous 2/3/4 albums until visited angel which has a decent lead riff that ends up doing nothing bc the track as a whole is defunct |
| Mortiis The Smell Of Rain |
| ok riffless marilyn manson |
| Mortiis The Unraveling Mind |
| the inner machinations of a robot mind are an enigma |
| Motley Crue Dr. Feelgood |
| most definitely not the highlight of their discography |
| Mudvayne L.D. 50 |
| nudecore rly? what bullshit will they come up with next |
| Mumford and Sons Sigh No More |
| hillbilly poppins |
| Muse Will of the People |
| mehish mellow electro bops that get continually more boring as the album goes on and its only 37 mins |
| My Bloody Valentine Glider |
| n that'll finish off my exploration of this generally shit band, glider or no glider |
| My Bloody Valentine You Made Me Realise |
| chilly drone rock that doesnt do much |
| My Bloody Valentine Feed Me with Your Kiss |
| yea id rather not |
| My Bloody Valentine Strawberry Wine |
| zombie beatles |
| My Chemical Romance Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys |
| sounds like the shadow of their former selves with some billy talent influences and a few synths cuz why not. gerards alcoholism shining thru quite nicely |
| My Dying Bride Songs of Darkness, Words of Light |
| moany droany sucky gothic doom |
| My Dying Bride Feel the Misery |
| feel the misery? all i feel is cringe |
| Napalm Death Words from the Exit Wound |
| congrats nd u've graduated to yelly buttcore |
| Nelly Country Grammar |
| first half is some of the most godawful pop c-rap ive ever heard, gets about avg in the 2nd with a highlight in never let em |
| Neurosis A Sun That Never Sets |
| badass cover but same ol' neuro with the zzz taking down the ooo |
| Neurosis Times Of Grace |
| occasionally decent moments but the same borefest that is neuriqless |
| Neurosis Honor Found In Decay |
| huff puff...finally made it thru neurosis...one of the worst bands ever...this album not any better...*vomits* |
| Neurosis Fires Within Fires |
| moar banal asmr riffs for all the depressed losers out there |
| New York Dolls New York Dolls |
| silly silly bois and their casual punkish rock still stuck in the 60s |
| Newsboys Devotion |
| some good moments but for the most part its like these guys cant hear just how bad what they think theyre producing is. god is groaning like a parent barely tolerating his child's talentless barely afforded effort |
| Nightwish Once |
| only tracks worthwhile here are nemo and parts of ghost love |
| Nightwish Dark Passion Play |
| this is some boring ass symph rock yo, no wonder tarja left, sum grooves on byebye n amaranth n thats it |
| Nightwish Imaginaerum |
| An old man gets naked and kisses a model doll in his attic. It's half-light and he's in tears. When he finally comes his eyes are cascading |
| Nightwish The Islander |
| islander is one of their worst songs, redeemed somewhat by the instrums |
| Nine Inch Nails The Fragile |
| long and freaking boring. ur not depressed bro ur possessed by total fucking ennui |
| Ninjaspy Spüken |
| am not impressed with this proggy nudecore |
| Nirvana In Utero |
| the logical course after becoming a tour de force is to put a lot of effort into creating the most generic album possible. some good moments on apprentice and heart but that's it |
| Norah Jones Come Away with Me |
| no thanks your soft pseudo sultry voice and inability to write your own songs makes me want to go in the other direction |
| Norse Vitki Sublimination |
| saggy balls murmurs profaning nordic myth very much not at all viking midriffs with saggy balls voiceovers dying old man narration technically metal flumplings srsly what was the point of this buttsacks project your skull is nasty andy the horrifically impotent just why, why the man hours to produce this crap ring around the rosie are u fking kidding me with a high school junior cover |
| Norse Vitki Hailsa |
| poser mix bulllsht |
| Norse Vitki Loki's Holiday in Asgard |
| saggy balls murmurs profaning nordic myth |
| Norse Vitki Curse of Yig |
| dying old man narration technically metal flumplings |
| Norse Vitki Fenris |
| your skull is nasty |
| Norther Circle Regenerated |
| worst norther for sure. kind of like break but it also sounds like a flames song so |
| Northlane Discoveries |
| pure undiluted mccore, the audio equivalent of heisenberg's blue meth for scenekids |
| Obituary Frozen in Time |
| barely passable deathrash i guess rly not much to it |
| Obituary Inked in Blood |
| among their crappier deathrash almost rock releases |
| Obliteration Black Death Horizon |
| another boring wannabe dm album. they get some credit for adding a couple extra things |
| Obscura Cosmogenesis |
| obscura 2.0 agreed |
| Obscure Sphinx Void Mother |
| some interesting moments but mostly just a slow wave mccore band pretending to be metal with some stereotypically egyptian influences, naturally it goes on for way too long as well |
| Old Man Gloom Christmas |
| slices and splices of hardcore, drone, electrix, and general ambient. none of it was particularly interesting, and gave me no christmas spirit whatsoever until the very end where there are some twinkles |
| Opeth Ghost Reveries |
| growls are nice and some undeniably gnarly riffage but the cleans and slow boring sections that go on forever take it down a lot would be vastly superior without them |
| Opeth Heritage |
| a couple interesting bits near the end just barely saved this from total annihilation |
| Opeth Sorceress |
| has some decent rhythms but for the most part just happy to be done with this shit band |
| Opeth In Cauda Venenum |
| another album that just saves itself from total annihilation with some decent jams at the end |
| Opeth The Last Will and Testament |
| nop still cancer |
| Overdose ...Conscience... |
| rly crappy utter shit brazilian thrashpow you dont deserve nakked wahmen |
| P.O.D. Brown |
| and stinky |
| Panic! at the Disco Pretty. Odd. |
| pretty bad, pretty sad, pretty meh, pretty bleh, pretty same, pretty lame |
| Pantera Vulgar Display of Power |
| the only thing worse than tapped out metallica is imitating tapped out metallica |
| Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill |
| tryhard metallica over here be like |
| Pantera HiFive |
| some shitty covers and equally shitty panties |
| Papa Roach lovehatetragedy |
| nope just hate |
| Paragon Metalation |
| shit power with that cgi cover that drives off anyone giving the genre a chance |
| Paramore Brand New Eyes |
| sum more pop rock nothingz |
| Parkway Drive Deep Blue |
| scripted utter shit mccore |
| Pearl Jam Vs. |
| go went ahrd but then it slowed down and eventually came to a total gears jammed standstill |
| Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal |
| some fun melo sections in the first half that dwindle off into regular core |
| Periphery Periphery IV: Hail Stan |
| glorified mccore with opeth and emo rock influences. half a point for some parts that sound good |
| Perkele (FN) Erotic Circus |
| suggestive cover and title - alternative new wave nick cave bullshit |
| Pharaoh Be Gone |
| taking some of the worst riffs of pm n mdm with fucking m shadows on vox and this is what u get. be gone bitch be gone |
| Phinehas thegodmachine |
| mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmcccccccoooooooorrrrrrrrrreee |
| Phish Farmhouse |
| finally done this horseshit |
| Phish A Picture of Nectar |
| started good but got real fukin boring halfway through |
| Phish The Story of the Ghost |
| nothing special on this album with one of the most hideous album covers |
| Phish Round Room |
| eh nothing notable about this one |
| Phish Fuego |
| some decent chill tracks but also largely filler |
| Phoenecia Brownout |
| old robots fucking |
| Pig Destroyer Explosions in Ward 6 |
| nail file music |
| Pink I'm Not Dead |
| karen in musical form |
| Pixies Beneath the Eyrie |
| depressed pixies devoid of their happy thought magic and ability to create dust for others to share it |
| pizzamachine Shriller Killer |
| first half is cute but then what the fuck dude |
| Portal Vexovoid |
| omfg more ulcerate trash why |
| Power Quest Sixth Dimension |
| bottom of the barrel pm they barely tried |
| Primitive Graven Image Psychedelic Episodes (Observations On Death And De |
| shitty shitty derpspell beta worship sssssssssssssssmh |
| Protest the Hero Kezia |
| progcore thats not all bad as it strives for a more balanced sense of placement of core, melody n non 44, but then adding whiny emo n sometimes pmy vox, why dear god why |
| Proton Burst La nuit |
| dusty rusty trash opera |
| PSYCHO-FRAME Salvation Laughs in the Face of a Grieving Mother |
| prob the best produced derpcore ever yet also just as fart as anything else |
| Queen A Day at the Races |
| fuck queen holy crap |
| Queen The Miracle |
| this shits all over the place |
| Queen Hot Space |
| yea what happened in the flash gordon era fucked them up. only under pressure, not even meant for this album, is decent |
| Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork |
| drony lazy without any butt but some manson |
| Quo Vadis Defiant Imagination |
| holy shit i only dont 1 this bc silence storm is good minus the interlude. i hate prog and the mccore influence so much omg |
| R.E.M. Reckoning |
| nightmare yokelling |
| Rebecca Black Rebecca Black Was Here |
| gross. sounds about the same as every other dime a dozen pop wannabe tho |
| Rebecca Black Let Her Burn |
| better than all the depressy 2020s shit anyway |
| Red (USA) Rated R |
| takes a few different styles and hashes them together, still all garbage despite an alright riff here and there, would have been a 2 if they didnt mccore ahrd on the last couple tracks |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Freaky Styley |
| phunky |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik |
| fuck this album and all the still present day radio singles on it |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers The Uplift Mofo Party Plan |
| no wonder they didnt get any attention until putting tits on a cover |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium |
| has dani n thats it. what a waste of time |
| Regurgitation Clitoraldectomy |
| some rly shitty bdm |
| Reincarnation Void |
| this is some boring sleepy shit yo. is this even death metal? more like asmr white noise with some guitar parts in between |
| Relient K Five Score and Seven Years Ago |
| forgiven is the only worthwhile track with bite a runnerup but the reeted lyrics ruin it |
| Ruben Slikk Life of Dildorian |
| dirty mumble rap ramblings |
| Rush 2112 |
| rush rushin straight into a pole. the usual bumblies |
| Rush Permanent Waves |
| i mean its rush, freewill is prob the best song, but ultimately boring n geddys annoying high pitched voice ruins most of whats good |
| Rush Fly By Night |
| how to waste peoples time and money with easy random shit but call it music because that sells, the album |
| Sabrina Carpenter Singular: Act II |
| imitation ariana (suggestive rather than blatant at least) and other pop dimes wtf is this |
| Sakis Tolis Among the Fires of Hell |
| bruh i wasnt even wrong this is straight up just a mild guitar driven film score |
| Satan's Host Virgin Sails |
| satans host is like a box of chocolates, and this is mediocre patience-crushing heapow! Yuck! |
| Satyricon Volcano |
| from satyricon to satirecon, the fuck is this marilyn manson metal LIKE LAAVVAA, DRIPPIN DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE! LIKE LAAVAA YOU CAN FIGHT!! |
| Saxon Rock The Nations |
| ffs more def leppard mrock and other random crap wtfff |
| Saxon Dogs Of War |
| what the actual fuck saxon |
| Scar Symmetry Holographic Universe |
| a shitty conglomeration of autotuned annoyingly high pitched cleans, mccore song structures, and riffs consisting entirely of bridge sections |
| Scar Symmetry Dark Matter Dimensions |
| same scene edging crap as holo but with more mechuggah |
| Scar Symmetry The Unseen Empire |
| amorphis without the atmosphere or talent |
| Scorpions Virgin Killer |
| one of the most illegal album covers ever just to promote some of the worst rock of all time |
| Scorpions In Trance |
| other than dark lady just the same prog rock horseshit |
| Scorpions Fly To The Rainbow |
| has its moments but only marginally better than their joke of a debut |
| Scorpions Lonesome Crow |
| boomers bellowing their hearts out |
| SeeYouSpaceCowboy Coup de Grâce |
| coma u have a seizure every time i give a proper rating to ur mccore worship shit bmth with fem vox |
| Selena Gomez Revival |
| i have no talent so heres me naked |
| Sepultura Against |
| lmao what is this nudecore bullshit best thing and only differential are the tribal widgits |
| Shakira Oral Fixation Vol. 2 |
| another album where the nude is far more interesting than the music. damn |
| Shania Twain Shania Twain |
| shania plain |
| Shiner Starless |
| this really sucked |
| Shiner Splay |
| pretty sleepy bleh rock |
| Sigur Ros Kveikur |
| lazy black n white dreamscapes |
| Skid Row Skid Row |
| hairy underweary |
| Skillet Invincible |
| ok but this one just sucks and goes on for way too long. also that cover wtf |
| Skrillex Recess |
| bulk dubstoop |
| Skrillex Quest for Fire |
| it made me dance, put ants in my pants |
| Skyforger Zobena Dziesma |
| some rly bad, pointless folk instrumentals |
| Slayer God Hates Us All |
| slayer x korn works in some places like disciple but inevitably quite boring |
| Slayer Eternal Pyre |
| same boring slayer with araya's annoying ass shouts |
| Slayyyter Starfucker |
| was expecting something more aggressive given her imagery, but instead its a bunch of largely innocuous pop blops with no punch at all. even the wap wannabe track can hardly be considered provocative. regardless glad to see tom araya enjoying his transition |
| Sleep Token This Place Will Become Your Tomb |
| this is token music that makes me sleep alright |
| Slipknot Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat. |
| on one hand the closest to metal slipknot ever got, on the other a rough sample of the generic monotony that was to come. also welding sounds |
| Slipknot Iowa |
| s/t but weaker. ugh scratch that this bore goes on for way too long |
| Soilwork Steelbath Suicide |
| dt flames n carcass worship but without any of their talent save carcass cause carcass sucks ass |
| Soilwork Overgivenheten |
| a mccore/nude muddle version of a dt album. the occasional bm section doesnt forgive it |
| Solstafir Endless Twilight of Codependent Love |
| a lord lord situation if there ever was one |
| Solution .45 Nightmares in the Waking State, Pt. 2 |
| shitty demon hunter metal part 2 |
| Sonic Youth Evol |
| the audio equivalent of a potato chip [crisp] bag |
| Soundtrack (Video Game) Super Mario Sunshine |
| honestly annoying af outside the game (and often inside) save pianta village band which i would sometimes just chill listening to it |
| Spawn of Possession Cabinet |
| eh completely forgettable techdeth indistinguishable from the rabid swamp |
| Spawn of Possession Incurso |
| typical average garbodeth save apparition. doesn't save it though |
| Spice Girls Spice |
| the trv grl power pop that is wannabe followed by a whole lot of fock all |
| St. Vincent St. Vincent |
| her radio breakthru with more stripping and masturbation poppjorks |
| Stabbing Westward Chasing Ghosts |
| mid af lectrypop rocks |
| Staind Confessions Of The Fallen |
| there were a few fun nude riffs in the beginning but drifted off into boring ass alt rock with a noninteresting nude here and there |
| Star Wars Christmas in the Stars |
| WHAT CAN YOU GET A WOOKIE FOR CHRISTMAS WHEN HE ALREADY OWNS A COMB?!?!?!?! also for an advanced robot r2d2 is ignorant af |
| Starkweather Into the Wire |
| resulting in short circuit and significant brain damage |
| Steely Dan Can't Buy a Thrill |
| some hillbilly wankery |
| Stephane Hirondelle Drama - Atmospheric Piano |
| was hoping this would be a bunch of cool piano pieces but its just the same drony shit all centering on an annoying c key |
| Stone Sour Stone Sour |
| stone slip, slipstone, stoneknot, slipsour, its all crappy wannabe metal |
| Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing |
| the original igorrr but more metal taking another half point away for putting satans ice cream truck in my auditories |
| Street Pharmacy Alimony |
| not so great rock reggaes |
| Styx The Serpent Is Rising |
| reeted and racist boomer rock |
| Styx Equinox |
| huge step down from man. where are the riffs n energy |
| Sufjan Stevens Javelin |
| dream indie bleh |
| Sunny Day Real Estate Diary |
| to think if only this trash didnt exist neither would alexisonfire |
| Superchick Last One Picked |
| save for a few moments this one is pretty cringebait however |
| Switched Spread Your EP |
| SPREAD YOUR LEGS |
| Switched Sw1tch EP |
| total korn wannabes |
| Switched Ghosts in the Machine 2 |
| low qual nudes just like the album |
| Sylvaine Wistful |
| this is the worst of the blackgaze bands surely |
| Symphony X The Odyssey |
| some riffs but mostly cringe, a shame to homer |
| System of a Down System of a Down |
| rage without talent |
| System of a Down Mezmerize |
| a few trv metal sections doesnt save them being clearly bored and motionsgoing on this 4thalbumsyndrome album |
| Taliandorogd The Parting |
| what is this bullshit synthonic prog mrock wtf |
| Tarja Turunen My Winter Storm |
| rather somnolent, but the poison cover was an incongruently welcome surprise |
| Taylor Swift Taylor Swift |
| i mean, teenage girl, country pop...at least the production is good |
| Taylor Swift Speak Now |
| mostly either cringey or boring, shows she should have never done the country thing, but enchanted is nice, revenge for some speed, and last kiss almost hits its mark |
| Taylor Swift 1989 |
| some good beats on style, all you had, and wish you would, not that she had anything to do with those. excellent choral melody in blank space and out of the woods is solid. shake just pisses me off and i condemn all radio stations and valley girls blasting it. everything else is the shameless filler typical on any pop album, would be better if she had a stronger voice. lmao still sounds like starbucks lovers even on her voice memo |
| Taylor Swift Midnights |
| i like when she says fuck n shit n dick |
| Techno Animal Re-Entry |
| would appreciate the minimalism a lot more if every track wasnt a damn epic cut out 75% and you'd have something not annoying if i wanted more of the same i would just copypasta it in audacity myself not caring this is from 1994. dont care for the sloooooooooow b horror movie scooooooooooore that is the last couple tracks |
| The Acacia Strain You Are Safe From God Here |
| Jesus, I believe you are the Son of God, that you died on the cross to rescue me from sin and death and to restore me to the Father. I choose now to turn from my sins, my self-centeredness, and every part of my life that does not please you. I choose you. I give myself to you. I receive your forgiveness and ask you to take your rightful place in my life as my Savior and Lord. Come reign in my heart, fill me with your love and your life, and help me to become a person who is truly loving - a person like you. Restore me, Jesus. Live in me. Love through me. Thank you, God. In Jesus' name I pray. Amen. |
| The Agonist Once Only Imagined |
| nasty female mccrotch |
| The Beach Boys Summer in Paradise |
| not rly that much worse than any of their other releases but it is weird not hearing tremz everywhere |
| The Beach Boys Surfer Girl |
| surfer girls be hearin this and dryin up real quick |
| The Beach Boys The Beach Boys' Christmas Album |
| little nick is ok but the btich bois shouldve been stopped |
| The Beatles A Hard Day's Night |
| infinitely better than their later shit, this album features wisps of what would later become the rocker's spirit |
| The Beatles Please Please Me |
| first few songs are decent but even in 63 they had that let it slump to filler until waking you up again with the indelible twist n shout |
| The Beatles Beatles for Sale |
| some decent flicks but they ruin it in the second half |
| The Beatles Yellow Submarine |
| being a film score scores half a point for instrums and classical borrowing but all u need and title are sins against all that is music |
| The Birthday Massacre Hide and Seek |
| how did they get so fking boring |
| The Birthday Massacre Under Your Spell |
| damn 3 years later and they went back to being bored af |
| The Birthday Massacre Diamonds |
| another torpid bore but finally get sum riffs in the last couple tracks |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate |
| fuck sake they bow even more to the altar of mccore and even the cover art depicts it: a big fat lazy easily triggered slob that communicates solely by crybaby screams and the talentless sacrifice their brethren to |
| The Black Dahlia Murder Servitude |
| just when you thought black dahlia couldnt suck any more |
| The Black Eyed Peas Monkey Business |
| holy fuck is this shit unnecessarily long. a couple radio classics tilting the bow amongst a sea of pure brine, horrors like my humps, and a whole lot of fuck all |
| The Black Keys El Camino |
| everyone remember when all u could hear in 2011-12 was what a lonely boy these losers are? other than a few portions on that n submarine this is filled with overdone hippie shit |
| The Body No One Deserves Happiness |
| drony moany blehtal |
| The Cure Pornography |
| yeah grandmas gone wild not my thing |
| The Cure Faith |
| full chill i sleep |
| The Damned Friday 13th |
| uhhh dafuq is dis pop rock poseur sht where iz tha ponk |
| The Dark Side of the Moon Metamorphosis |
| this is awful. like the pretty reckless attempted to go metal, horrible pop licks and cringe progressions on their originals, the butchered covers, not great pieces to start with, are the rotten cherry on top bleh |
| The Dear Hunter Act V: Hymns with the Devil in Confessional |
| indie ghost...? eh i guess its not 1 bad |
| The Devil Makes Three The Devil Makes Three |
| rather boring and silly |
| The Devil Makes Three Redemption & Ruin |
| drunken honky tonky bluey grassy yokellanders |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine |
| dis maffcore aint completely worthless |
| The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis |
| the inner monologue of a 5 year old having a tantrum |
| The Doors Strange Days |
| the creepers |
| The Faceless Akeldama |
| slightly more deathy than usual derpcore with a random robot sex prog track like wtf |
| The Flaming Lips Clouds Taste Metallic |
| groan ugghhhh |
| The Human Abstract Digital Veil |
| ok this is ass except elegiac |
| The Lumineers The Lumineers |
| drawling slops for those living boring pointless lives to make them even more boring and pointless, except morning song |
| The Marcus Hedges Trend Orchestra Hyrule Meditations |
| holy shit this is ass. can barely hear the tunes theyre so strung out and pumped with generic backing cloudsynth |
| The Mothers of Invention We're Only in It for the Money |
| what the beatles actually sound like, a few lines made me :J tho |
| The Police Reggatta de Blanc |
| about as useful as the actual police except that one time they get there on no time this time |
| The Pretty Reckless Going to Hell |
| a handful of half-assed (ahahaha) hooks and a lot of shit between |
| The Pretty Reckless Death By Rock and Roll |
| when a few rich kids think theyre hot shit but theyre really fuck all |
| The Rolling Stones Black and Blue |
| continues the trend of funk/reggae but again nothing worth listening to |
| The Rolling Stones A Bigger Bang |
| too long n too many tracks but streets of love is a jam |
| The Rolling Stones Their Satanic Majesties Request |
| more herpaderpin rock bongz |
| The Rolling Stones Dirty Work |
| yet another album of pop rock nothings |
| The Rolling Stones Between the Buttons |
| first full all stones album is a lot better than their shitty covers but nothing too interesting besides the everpresent ruby tuesday |
| The Rolling Stones 12 x 5 |
| slightly better song selection |
| The Rolling Stones December's Children (And Everybody's) |
| the more they write their own songs the better the album is. got cloud n tears on this one |
| The Rolling Stones It's Only Rock 'n' Roll |
| a few energetic eh rock songs here and they started using funk/reggae riffs but certainly nothing enticing |
| The Rolling Stones Blue and Lonesome |
| shitty modern stones album is shitty modern stones album. hopefully the last one, but knowing the relentless masturbation of the pop rock industry even when jagger dies they'll likely release about a thousand posthumous records of w/e the fuck they find lying around |
| The Rolling Stones Hackney Diamonds |
| pls just stop |
| The Silent Rage Nuances of Life |
| ultra generic pure priest/hellow/diamond worship, closer nuances of life is the best track |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Gish |
| i am one is great, siva is dece, rest is get crap and more crap like why |
| The Smashing Pumpkins Adore |
| long lullaby leads |
| The Stooges The Stooges |
| the unfunny and untalented version of the stooges suck balls |
| The Strokes Is This It |
| mild greyscale bunks |
| The Strokes First Impressions of Earth |
| hell of a lot of maturbators |
| The Tragically Hip Fully Completely |
| how this band ever made it out of my home country i have no idea |
| The Tragically Hip Man Machine Poem |
| canadian farts |
| The Tragically Hip Saskadelphia |
| unnotable hips |
| The Used In Love and Death |
| sadboi poppunk with some random corecrunch and slam pootry |
| The Used Toxic Positivity |
| holy fuck from punky mccore on debut to pure powerpop here wtf happened |
| The Weeknd House of Balloons |
| smooth as silk rnb'd samples with no power whatsoever |
| The Weeknd After Hours |
| some good moments on hardest and i think blinding lights? but this tries real hard to down to a 1 with its droning digital crap |
| The-Dream Love King |
| cheap player rnbs that never got anybody laid |
| Theory of a Deadman Theory of a Deadman |
| somehow sounds decent at first only only to collapse into pitch mire |
| Theory of a Deadman The Truth Is... |
| pretty bad. generic generic rock, painfully radio rendered |
| Thin Lizzy Nightlife |
| just as long as you aint planning on getting laid |
| This Heat This Heat |
| an overclocked pc having a meltdown |
| Thomas Rhett Life Changes |
| eh typical country pop bops. weird how this has no attention craving u has been playing nonstop here for years |
| Thormenthor Abstract Divinity |
| progtechdeath that sucks BALLS |
| Thousand Foot Krutch The Flame in All of Us |
| falls apart is decently fun followed by a whole lot of genfillr |
| Thousand Foot Krutch Welcome to the Masquerade |
| no bangers, bois, no bangers |
| Three Days Grace Life Starts Now |
| how do u write a pop punk bum without a single good track on it |
| Tiamat Clouds |
| now this is just some crappy goth mrock |
| Tinashe 333 |
| crap rnb is best done full nakey her muz doin just what she do |
| Tinashe Quantum Baby |
| boring ass shortcut cashgrab |
| Tom Cardy Big Dumb Idiot |
| gets old real damn fast |
| Tool Undertow |
| funky nude muddle, vox only sound good while in a passion, overly slow/silent bits go on for too long, last track nearly puts this at a 1 |
| Tool Opiate |
| prog grunge, yeah it is bullshit |
| Tool Fear Inoculum |
| a wait worse than wintersun for a movie length album, has a few decent elements but its nothing no one else has done before FEAR WHAT'S IN MY BUM |
| Torsofuck Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy |
| half obscure horror movies, half meh grind. imagine being a grind fan and unironically carrying this around in your playlist |
| Tougher Than Nails Delusional Blasphemies Destroyed |
| THIS HORRIBLE IN EVERY WAY BAND SHOULDNT GET ANY ATTENTION - sput musters as much attention as it can for a 4 yo album, a bit annoying but not completely intolerable, about as good as ulcerate |
| Tourniquet Psycho Surgery |
| for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god. and the serpent offered the prog apple to eve, and she ate of it, and now prog clutches the heart of mortal man and he dies |
| Tracy Chapman New Beginning |
| gimme one reason why this folk bore is over an hour long dude |
| Training for Utopia Plastic Soul Impalement |
| holy shit demon hunter used to make actual mccore thank god they stopped |
| Traumatic Voyage Traumatized... |
| circus monkey metal |
| Trespasser (SWE) ἈΠΟΚΆΛΥΨΙΣ |
| rly lame mdm covered in thinly veiled and poorly done blackface. whats with going from russian to greek? |
| Tristania World Of Glass |
| very boring, a few good violin sections and dece instrumentation but no coherence whatsoever, just slap it together joe. they died without morten |
| Tristania Rubicon |
| among the worst of symph. some priest like songs if ur into that |
| Twisted Sister Stay Hungry |
| even the hits only scrape the barrier of mildly interesting |
| Twisted Sister Under The Blade |
| under the baaaaaaaaalllllzzssssss |
| U2 October |
| u2 u2ing. very boring, why is bono obsessed with sounding like hes coming from the sky? does he think hes jesus? |
| Ufych Sormeer Crazy MAC |
| what the actual fuck happened |
| Ulcerate Everything Is Fire |
| GONORRHEATE - PEEING IS FIRE drown within starts with that slow ambient riffage only a few bands do so well and misleads a proposition of a well intentioned atmospheric death metal album that actually deserves all the attention instead of shitty progtech, then their true intentions hit and they blur straight into the indistinguishable desert that is the techdeth empire. also way to pick the bottom of the barrel for your band name, o snap ulcers, so scary, next there'll be the bdm band gout and slam band ingrown toenail |
| Ulcerate The Destroyers of All |
| some very snoozy dm |
| Ulcerate Demo 2003 |
| shitty techdeath band was always shitty |
| Ulcerate Stare Into Death and Be Still |
| started good but went on for too long omg so much filler |
| Ulcerate Cutting the Throat of God |
| masturbate - cutting off jesus' foreskin |
| Ulver Blood Inside |
| another collection of ulvers random barely cursorily interesting ambient sillinesses |
| Ulver Wars of the Roses |
| ok it wouldnt be that bad but the damn worthless vocals and voiceover what is this getting over it fvck off |
| Ulver ATGCLVLSSCAP |
| ATTHEGATESCLITORISVULVASCHUTZSTAFFELLIE |
| Unanimated Rehearsal Demo 1990 |
| very poor barely audible something something metal |
| Underoath Erase Me |
| well they werent wrong, dumping christ def improved their creativity - from mccore to generic pop rocks |
| Unleash The Archers Demons Of The Astrowaste |
| mccore is already sin enough but taking my beloved POWER METAL and impaling it with that noxious breed is ninth circle of hell level punishment |
| Van Halen II |
| this whole album is fucking reeted |
| Van Halen Fair Warning |
| fair warning the only memorable thing about this album is the vocal harmony on hear about it |
| Van Halen Women And Children First |
| some of the worst rock to become extant while getting absolutely hashed by metal ascendant |
| Van Halen A Different Kind Of Truth |
| except tattoo pure cringe waste of time album also dat tryin the yungin's muzik on honeybabysweetiedoll lololol |
| Veil of Maya The Common Man's Collapse |
| djunzy mccore wif derpin vox |
| Venom Temples of Ice |
| after prime evil, which im guessing was mostly written by cronos since its a great album, they just have no direction without him. riffs are lame, dolans shouts have no conviction, and the songs are plainly lackluster with barely a reference to satan. the paul miller tribute is just sad, his ghost says yeah thanks for nothing, lamest song on the album. playtime is just another sequel to teachers pet after already doing skool daze, acid is wannabe angel dust, speed king for filler, and the title track as well as being the albums concept has nothing to do with anything, and what is the hell is that outro? where is my satan? this isnt a venom album |
| Vindkaldr Miscreantic Mysteries And Invocations |
| blurry vacant space synth |
| Voivod Nothingface |
| knows followed by a whole bunch of droning butt rock |
| Voivod Phobos |
| an album to give anyone derangevoivodophobia a la 90s trend immersion with its stupid all shower no grower length |
| Voivod Dimension Hatröss Demos |
| holy shit these demos suck ass |
| Volbeat Guitar Gangsters & Cadillac Blood |
| literally just has still counting like wtf |
| Volbeat Beyond Hell/Above Heaven |
| again just a warriors call on this |
| Volbeat Outlaw Gentlemen & Shady Ladies |
| has fuck all but lola montez is a 4.5 |
| Volbeat God of Angels Trust |
| volbeat trying to be more metal does not work for them and more jesus pissing wtf |
| Vulvodynia Psychosadistic Design |
| bitchass brutal derp |
| Walk the Moon Talking is Hard |
| some almost good pop pops followed by stagnant bores |
| Watchtower Energetic Disassembly |
| absolute garbage prog thrash with incongruous trad vox |
| Watchtower Concepts of Math: Book One |
| better prodded what theyve always done - pure bleh literally a math concept album fuck off is there anything more cringe than track 5 |
| Whitechapel The Somatic Defilement |
| as so many derpcore bands do wc start with a weird bdm infused derp and as usual it falls flatter than yo gfs chest |
| Wilderun Olden Tales and Deathly Trails |
| nothing but rehashings of the worst parts of folk/mdm, the palpably mediocre siffy worship is cringe af |
| Wilderun Veil of Imagination |
| sir i ordered some epic folk not fucking opeth |
| Wind Rose Shadows Over Lothadruin |
| yeah this is the kind of album that justifies pm's critics |
| Winds of Plague Decimate the Weak |
| so decimate themselves? standard mccrotch with horribly hashed lowest tier mdm taken straight from atg |
| Winterblade Greatest Saga |
| more viking parody bullshit metal |
| Wintersun Warning |
| all that melodic research and you come up with orchestrated mccore? fuck off dude |
| Within Temptation The Unforgiving |
| sounds just like it looks |
| Within Temptation Resist |
| its always a temptation for a symph band to go full poo (ahahahaha typo for pop im keeping it) and clearly they could not resist and this album serves as a beacon for every other symph band not to follow in their footsteps |
| Within Temptation The Purge |
| poopy pop metal |
| Within Temptation Bleed Out |
| mccore pop symph. no kidding youre not here to entertain me |
| Wolfmother Wolfmother |
| more like o brother poseur wannabe sabbath indie rock |
| Wolves in the Throne Room Celestite |
| jokes on you bitch theres no sound in space |
| Xandria Kill the Sun |
| this whole thing sucks except forever n isis |
| xSPONGEXCOREx Sweet Robot Krabz |
| pretty boring but reminds of the trv pathos in mr krabs pain at the anguish of his cash register about to be destroyed |
| Xysma Swarming of the Maggots |
| grinds so dirty like a teenage boy losing his virginity to a 60 yo cougar. gross |
| Yellowcard Lift a Sail |
| yellowcard more like mellowcard |
| Yellowcard Yellowcard |
| mellowcard pt 2 wtf |
| Yes The Yes Album |
| the no tanks album |
| Young Thug JEFFERY |
| generic modern crap rap mix idk how u can even distinguish this from any other |
| Zao Where Blood and Fire Bring Rest |
| acceptable deathish vox do nothing to recover the progcore disaster. LMAO @ adding a 7 min basic chord piano instrum to make up time |
| Zao All Else Failed |
| whiny mccore squawking for JAYSUS |
| ZZ Top Tres Hombres |
| la grange. that is all |
| ZZ Top Rio Grande Mud |
| dur dur dur dur dun dur |
