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4.5 superb
Equilibrium Sagas
Prolog 4; Wurzel 4.5; Blut 5; Unbesiegt 5; Verrat 4; Snuffel 4; Heim 4.5; Heider 3; Die Weide 4.5; Des Sangers 4; Ruf 4; Dammerung 4; Mana 5
Kalmah The Black Waltz
Defeat 4.5; Bitter 4; Time 4.5; Gallows 4; Title 5; Terminal 4; Man of the King 4; Groan 4; Mindrust 4.5; One 4

4.0 excellent
Aephanemer A Dream Of Wilderness
Check out my epic review; Land of Hope 3; Antigone 4.5; Of Volition 3.5; Le Radeau de La M?duse 4 (French Version 4.5); Roots and Leaves 3.5; Vague ? l'?me 3; Strider 4; Panta Rhei 4; Title 4; Old French Song 4
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Twilight 5; Free 3; Guardians 5; God 4; Varyags 5; Tattered 5; No Fear 2.5; Hero 2.5; Live 2.5; Embrace 3
Behemoth Evangelion
fucking love behemoth. this is how you do blackened death in the 21st century bros, a modern sound without letting it get soft and keeping the songwriting tight. polish death vox sound so good on lucifer
Coroner Mental Vortex
everything death's symbolic wishes it could be. far better transitions and the melodic areas actually sound thrash instead of mdm. slow sections are smooth. i'd take broder's voice over what chuck was doing on sym any day. main riffs of son of lilith almost like blooddrunk. don't care for semtex. sirens is boring. metamorphosis pretty cool riffage and damn dat solo. pale sister's groovy af. about life is a pretty cool mdm song. gonna pretend that beatles cover isn't there.
Dimmu Borgir Enthrone Darkness Triumphant
dimmy hit their stride in the epic enthrone darkness triumphant, excellent musicianship mired in dense layers of dark, heavy riffs, drums and vox, their patented symphony elevating this masterwork high above the competition.
Immortal At the Heart of Winter
one of the most epic artworks ever for the highlight of the icy beast that is Immortal. the masters of thrashy black metal bestow their greatest endeavour into the realm of blashyrkh upon the world that truly reaches into the heart of winter
Kalmah Swamplord
Evil 5; Wither 4; Berija 3.5; Roija 3.5; Dance 4; Hades Huuuuge 5; Alt 4; Word 4; Blind 4; Vezi 4
Omnium Gatherum Origin
a pretty good rendition of everything they've done before. highlight in friction
Possessed Seven Churches
this is a damn weird album. thrashy with riffs that would become standard death metal and even some that a decade later would be considered black metal, and some random happy doodly-dos in between. i love the extra effects they do with the piano/organ combo on the exorcist, the non-cheesy sounding demonic voice on pentagram, and the bell on fallen angel. only thing i can really critique is his vocals aren't the best--but of course this is coming straight out of the thrash era where growls were non-existent. then again they do sound like early bm era vocals so not bad in that context. even if you judge this purely as a thrash album it easily kicks all the big 4s asses.
Seith Alas
holy shit frosty you're right for once. too bad they don't have a lot more out beyond artifacts
edit: i take it back whatever they would have put out was prob going to be shit anyway

3.5 great
Aephanemer Prokopton
godammit these french fuckers have no right to be pulling me in with such frolicky tunes. it's like if early
equilibrium went full melodeath instead of black folk. this is some zany shit. fuck me even the instrumentals are
just a good time by themselves
Behemoth Ezkaton
another more than solid ep. title track is bomb af definitely one of their best songs, good covers and live tracks as usual
Behemoth Slaves Shall Serve
pretty damn solid for an ep. great tracks, a great niphilim and slighly awkward but fun danzig cover, 2 solid live tracks
Cradle of Filth Nymphetamine
a generally solid effort featuring the addictive classic gilded cunt, followed by title and a myriad collection of decent to above average melodic flicks highlighting in coffin fodder and swansong for a raven. leaves' eyes liv kristine destroys any effort sarah jezebel's ever made on title. my main criticism is that the whole album ought to have been nymphetamine 'fix'd', as a lot of sections are plain filler and the album ought to be cut down to 50 mins or so.
Dark Funeral Where Shadows Forever Reign
i like funeral. they actually write songs even if the vox are crystal clear. couldnt even tell this was 21st century. yet another awesome cover too
Death Scream Bloody Gore
gets better the further it goes. evil dead is my favourite track followed by title. 'bonus' tracks should have been on original release 'cause they're better than most of the others. SCREAM. BLOODY. GORE.
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse
Love this album cover. Thoughts is excellent but the rest is only mildly to mid above average. bathory cover on the remastered is pretty good.
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
alsvartr is just silly, as are all the clean vocals throughout except on strength. first half is a disappointing progression from nightside until loss & curse. next 20 minutes are pretty damn solid, but wanderer, though a hauntingly poetic instrumental track, doesn't take the place of a final solid song. longing spirit on rerelease doesn't help either.
Immortal Sons of Northern Darkness
One 4; Title 3; Tyrants 5; Demon 3; Dark Mind 3; Kingdom Cold 3.5; Antarctica 4; Beyond 3
In Flames Lunar Strain
flames' debut is a great start, though odd hearing stanne instead of anders. prob some of stanne's best efforts actually, edging on a black metal shriek. female vox clearly inexperienced but beautiful, love the extra instruments.
Kalmah Palo
See my awesome review bros, Blood 3.5; Evil 3.5; World 3.5; Marsh 3; Take 3.5; Paystreak 3.5; Waiting in the Wings 3.5; Through 3.5; Erase 3.5; Stalker 4
Mayhem Wolf's Lair Abyss
the last good mayhem effort until esoteric. everything that should have happened if all the drama with dead and euronymous hadn't occurred. they did a good job keeping their spirits alive
Megadeth Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good!
everything metallica and slayer wish they could be. full of soul and virtuosic musicianship, idc if they were high as fuck recording this, this is what music's all about. mustaine's voice is weird but it's hella better than hetfield or araya and actually quite expressive. you just feel the energy and fun they had making this, going so far as to troll you with a ridiculous but truly metal cover of boots. thrashy without being caustic or boring, and riffs that actually have voice and go somewhere, even throwing in some piano and other instruments just 'cause they can. never listened to md's debut before but have to say i'm impressed.
Metallica ...And Justice for All
easily the best metallica album. starts slow and boring but picks up with eye, then leads into their best and only good slow song in One. shortest straw is a great song but the concept is retarded and bellowing 'shortest straw' is about the least metal thing one could do. despite that hetfield's vocals throughout this album actually fit the music and are certainly the best he's ever done. after straw the rest of the songs keep up the general thrashy momentum but nothing too memorable. ironically despite this being their best overall album there isn't a song on it I would listen to in real time with the possible exception of One.
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness
glad to finally get angel on here. a classic dm debut that creams most of their contemporaries
Vader Tibi et Igni
some real tight deathrash with some orchestral and melodic elements. most death/thrash acts just chug away thinking they're doing something cool but Vader shows they actually think about what they're doing and occasionally you get real music like this. nawet niekt?re piosenki na polskie!

3.0 good
AC/DC Back In Black
same as previous with highlights in hells bells, title, and shook me. neat duet on track 5. johnson sounds so close to ol' bonnie boy with a higher register you barely notice a difference
Aephanemer Know Thyself
cute little instrumental ep. kind of like what agalloch tried doing but they're actually trying
and in a super gay sing-a-long way instead of im so deep im gonna slit my wrists way
Amon Amarth The Crusher
a much more raw and deathy alcoholics anonymous, with a paradoxically awkward-awesome album cover to boot
Anthrax Fistful of Metal
first of all, best album cover ever. secondly i don't remember anthrax sounding like a combo of maiden and priest. w/e this is actually p good
Bathory Nordland I
this is cool. love title, broken swords, and most of great hall
Bathory Nordland II
more epic in scope than nordland i but not as good overall. love sea wolf
Be'lakor Stone's Reach
love kosmas's vocals much, similar to one of my favourite vox of all time in jukka pelkonen, and at times it seems like it's omnium i'm listening to. however be'lakor is quite a bit more dumpy, and their doominess works in some places better than others. more often so than not
Behemoth Demigod
this one's not so great. too many doodly-dos and motions going
Behemoth Sventevith (Storming Near the Baltic)
an odd but good debut. first half is great with my only criticism being the production makes it sound like they're far away. but then in the second half they defer to much more generic black metal but with better production, so it'd be interesting to discover the development process they went through. extra effects/instruments are well done and actually built to be part of the songs instead of jus becuz
Behemoth Grom
tight bm with behemoth's signature special effects yyyyyyyyy
Behemoth Pandemonic Incantations
like a grown up cradle. some awkward riffs but over all decent
Behemoth Satanica
tight but nothing too super interesting eheheheheheehehe
Behemoth Antichristian Phenomenon
another solid ep with some cool/hilarious coverssssssssssssssszss
Behemoth Conjuration
one original track with some fun covers and live tracks
Behemoth Bewitching the Pomerania
a nice n cute little ep, rerecordings are tighttttttttttttttttt
Behemoth The Satanist
mmmmm nothing notable on this one either sadfacesadface
Behemoth Blow Your Trumpets Gabriel
title is kind of boring but cain is awesome and siekiera cover p cool
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
51 years later it still kicks the ass of anything during it's time as well as much after it, and ozzy's unbelievably nasally voice is still as annoying as ever. the only metal band to successfully incorporate blues rhythms/tunes
Black Sabbath Technical Ecstasy
best album since debut. mostly slow rock ballads but they make it work, though there's certainly nothing black or dark about it
Cannibal Corpse A Skeletal Domain
this album cover is epic. music isn't bad either, combining newer and older sounds, corpse going for more throaty shouts is nice. 'course that doesn't make it any better than what it is. admire the grooves on asphyxiate though. you know what, fuck it, i'm actually gonna give this a 3. there actually exists a decent corpse album.
Coroner R.I.P.
pretty solid debut, love the raw production eheheh
Coroner Punishment for Decadence
certainly better than nmc, appreciate the neoclassical elements on arclite. pretty solid with nice grooves in parts, but can't see giving it more than a 3
Cradle of Filth Midian
saffron's curse is a little treasure but other than select moment's on ghost in the fog this isn't any better than previous
Cradle of Filth From the Cradle to Enslave
great title track followed by some decent fillery shit
Cradle of Filth Lovecraft & Witch Hearts
a nice collection of some of their best at this point, silly remixes and decent covers. best album artwork they've ever had
Cradle of Filth Cruelty and the Beast
the near masterpiece that is bathory aria is the only thing elevating this beyond average
Cradle of Filth Bitter Suites to Succubi
you'd think they would have just released this as an album
Cradle of Filth Thornography
rock n roll cradle. just cuz it ain't heavy dont mean it's bad bros, n idc what anyone says that temptation cover is win, dirty harry yet another guest vocalist with infinite more talent than jezebel. this is aural fast food at it's finest
Cradle of Filth Godspeed on the Devil's Thunder
i love the death of love, the mysterious carolyn gretton providing the best female vox they've ever had. everything else is an odd mix of their thorny and previous sounds without any real highlights. would be great if you could just del the gilles spoken bits
Cradle of Filth Darkly, Darkly, Venus Aversa
Title 4 awesome; Abyss 3.5; Nun 3; Sacred 3; Persec 3.5 cool melody; Deceiv 3; Lilith 3.5; Spawn 3; Harlot 3.5; Forgive 3 very maideny; Beyond 3, Bonus: Beast 3; Truth 3; Adest 3; Mistress 3.5 got a little mozart tune in there; Jagged 3
Cradle of Filth Evermore Darkly
a pretty good ep despite the stupid intro. ya'll are dumb
Cradle of Filth Midnight in the Labyrinth
ignore the naysayers this is a cool album. the purely orchestral songs are much better than having dani or jezebel drone the lyrics. this is essentially a film score for the dramatic b list horror movie that is cradle of filth. summer dying fast sounds particularly good in this setting
Cradle of Filth The Manticore and Other Horrors
basically a heavier version of thorny with more than a few songs going mdm. highlights include abhorrence, frost on her pillow and succumb to this, but nothing too powerful
Cradle of Filth Hammer of the Witches
generally competent cradle with a highlight in yours immortally almost followed by title. a lot of orchestral effects, while well done, are just kind of thrown in without any real significance
Crystal Viper Tales of Fire and Ice
some more decent power metal vastly improved by marta. love when her polish accent peeks out
Crystal Viper The Cult
marta gabriel makes power metal almost worth listening to
Dark Funeral Attera Totus Sanctus
king antichrist is a beast of a song, rest is their usual just above avg bum
Dark Funeral The Secrets of the Black Arts
a veritable debut that rises ever so slightly above their contemporaries
Dark Funeral Diabolis Interium
tight competent bm that doesn't include any highlights
Dark Funeral Vobiscum Satanas
yep this is a dark funeral album alright. no wonder they don't get much attention
Dark Funeral Angelus Exuro pro Eternus
avg to above average bm with highlights in in my dreams and latex queen, not to mention one of the sickest album arts ever
Dark Funeral Teach Children to Worship Satan
a fun little collection of funerafied covers hailsatanhailsatan
Dark Funeral In The Sign...
derpy but by no means bad bm from the darkest of funerals
Dark Tranquillity Character
pretty good overall, certainly about stanne's best vocal performance, but the songs themselves seem a step down from damage done and indeed make out to be flatter than their more vibrant predecessors. favourites are tracks 3-5
Dark Tranquillity Damage Done
final 3; hours 3.5; mono 3.5; single 3.5; treason 3; format 3 ; title 2.5; cathode 3; enemy 3; deception 2.5; white 2.5; nihilo 2.5; static 3.5 poison 3.5
Dark Tranquillity Enter Suicidal Angels
this is ep is nothing but win, especially archetype
Dark Tranquillity Of Chaos and Eternal Night
when your ep is better than your first two albums eheh
Death Human
incredibly boring until secret face, but definitely better overall than their previous 2 albums. wouldn't listen to any of this in real time though.
Dimmu Borgir Stormblåst
dimmyborg continue to grow into their unique brand of bm they would soon master and later parody, featuring excellent little piano pieces and good song structure but lacking power and depth overall
Gorgoroth Pentagram
i mean it's decent. hat sounds like a raw helge stang. my main problem is the vocals sound too much in the background, idk if it's the recording itself or the mixing but it's awkward having the guitars be in the forefront with the vox as an echoey background. that and it's impossible to understand what he's saying given ggr's penchant for having their lyrics removed, cool otherwise. last 2 tracks are my highlights.
Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction
how ironic when the most famous butt rock album of all time still destroys the vast majority of 'metal' bands more than 30 years later
Immortal All Shall Fall
title is a party, rest is amazingly produced but just kind of ehh it's pretty good songs
Immortal Northern Chaos Gods
another solid but unspectacular album from these old timers, maybe if the silly legal dispute didnt occur abbath would have made it stellar, they cant possibly conquer blashyrkh without him
In Flames The Jester Race
Moon 4/5; J dance 2.5; Art rain 3/5; Grave 2/5; Hypnos 3/5; Dead E 3/5; Title 3.5/5 Flower 3/5 Way 3/5; Dead God 2.5/5
In Flames Clayman
Bullet ride 3.5/5; Pinball 3/5; Weak 3/5; Future 3/5; Square 3.5/5; Title 3.5/5; Satellites 3/5; Brush 2.5/5; Swim 3/5; Suburban 2.5/5; Quicksand 2.5/5
In Flames I, the Mask (Arcade Version)
holy shit this is infinitely better than anything they've done in decades. dunno if this or
equilibrium's renegades is better
Inquisition Obscure Verses for the Multiverse
damn he actually sounds good on this one. it's like an off kilter mellower immortal
Judas Priest Nostradamus
dear god what is this? did they run into epica while on tour and say 'yes let's try our version'? hmm revelations isn't that bad. o shit some italian on pestilence. damn i actually love pest n plague. solitude is a nice little dramatic piano piece. exiled is pretty good i just don't know if i can stand the vocals. fuck it it's a good song. take notes maiden, this is how you put together a movie length album. o shit i just rated this best jp album. this is actually decent symph metal, anyone who likes epica should like this, just cut out the bits you don't like on ur digitals.
Mayhem Esoteric Warfare
their best effort since reforming. attila sounds decent
Metallica Kill 'Em All
surprisingly thrashy and enjoyable. best song is phantom lord
Nile Those Whom the Gods Detest
qur'an recitation isn't ancient egyptian you idiots. pretty good tunes though
Outre-Tombe Abysse Mortifère
i mean they got the released in early 90s sound and album cover down at least. french really
doesn't go with death vox though. not bad overall
Stormkeep Tales of Othertime
eh everything from the cover on is a little boy's imitation of emperor with nodtveidt on vocals
Vader The Ultimate Incantation
some rockin' old school death metal. it isn't the heaviest but you can tell they were having fun
Vader The Art Of War
pretty damn good ep dabrowskidabrowskidabrowskidabrowski
Vader De Profundis
leave it to the poles to come up with some decent thrash

2.5 average
2Pac All Eyez on Me
so inevitably there's a lot of filler on a 2 hour album. but generally the beats/effects are good, and enough jewels exist among the rubble to keep it going. highlights are the powerful life goes on followed by only god can judge me, with special mentions in rather be ya nigga and thug passion.
2Pac R U Still Down? (Remember Me)
real bangers in wonder if heaven got a ghetto and the funky fake ass bitches. do for love is also
damn smooth
AC/DC Highway To Hell
continues with their momentum without doing anything bigger. LMAO the mork n mindy reference
AC/DC Let There Be Rock
decent rock songs. solos on title and whole lotta rosie are bomb and put shame on most metal bands of the era
AC/DC Powerage
their most solid album at this point in their career
Aephanemer Memento Mori
mmm but their debut is just average melodeth sosadsosadsaod
Amon Amarth Once Sent from the Golden Hall
a highlight in friends of the suncross but aa's debut is actually pretty boring
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
atg try real hard here but lindberg's high pitched whiny scream almost 'core vocals are annoying af and take away from the otherwise decent music, though even then it'd only be worth a 3
At the Gates To Drink from the Night Itself
yet another good album ruined by lindberg ccccccccccc
Bathory Twilight of the Gods
qorthon getting into stride in his new style here, but it's at times overly slow and he can't quite sing
Bathory Requiem
qorthon deciding for whatever reason to forget his black or viking metal in favour of old school deathrash. and indeed it sounds better than most--i quite like the rocknroll style on apocalypse
Bathory Blood on Ice
back to being a viking--but it seems mellower and easy going, prob cuz it was recorded in 89
Be'lakor The Frail Tide
a slower and less ambitious omnium with pointless piano bits
Be'lakor Vessels
some good stuff on this but for the most part still the same wannabe doomy omnium
Behemoth The Apostasy
this one's a snoozer bros, not much else to sayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Behemoth And the Forests Dream Eternally
some decently average bm with a nice bathory cover. nergal sounds like abbath
Behemoth ....From the Pagan Vastlands
solidish bm with typical behemoth effectssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Behemoth The Return of the Northern Moon
and this one sounds like every other bm demo/debut ever, but done at 16 is impressive
Behemoth Endless Damnation
certainly better than what i was capable of at 15. somehow sounds better than the majority of debut bm demos lmao
Behemoth Xiadz
neither here nor there is ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Behemoth I Loved You at Your Darkest
man this was disappointing. these guys losing their dynamo in middle age too
Behemoth A Forest
cure covers are dumb actual songs dope hoping for something good
Cannibal Corpse Bloodthirst
pounded into dust is a great opener. corpse's vocals are better, his screams are surprisingly well executed. stagnates in the latter half though.
Cannibal Corpse Torture
demented aggression is some nice thrashy shit. probably the best album overall they've done since bloodthirst.
Cannibal Corpse Violence Unimagined
love the poppy grooves on surround kill devour. damn it's my favourite cc song now. the modern dm relentless thrust on overtorture is addictive too.
Carcass Symphonies of Sickness
grindy death metal--not bad fillerfillerdillerfiller
Carcass Swansong
carcass, largely due to a lack of amott's influence and from hearing their gothenburg rivals, finally realize what mdm is all about. unfortunately it still sucks
Cradle of Filth Dusk... and Her Embrace
the production is much better but the extra effects still don't do much, the only aspect differentiating this from other average bm abums is dani's not quite mastered shriek
Cradle of Filth Damnation and a Day
an awkward album. better production but for 3 years after midian the songs seem rushed. no real highlights except mannequin
Cradle of Filth The Principle of Evil Made Flesh
cradle's debut is a collection of below avg to avg bm with extra effects that work in some places, not in others
Cradle of Filth Vempire or Dark Faerytales in Phalluste
a fair effort but nothing really worth listening to again
Cradle of Filth Existence Is Futile
they've done better. only thing of real quality is rose
Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh
the shitty production and generally more traditional dm song structures and vocals make this the top of cryptopsy's entire discography
Crystal Viper Metal Nation
legions of truth is cool, especially when she goes soprano, and gladiator and the bonus libertalia
aren't bad, but run of the mill pm with some ensiferum vibes for the most part
Crystal Viper Possession
this one's a bit slow but has some male guest vocals
Dark Tranquillity Haven
wonders 3; built 3; suns 2; feast 2; title 2.5; same 3; fabric 3.5; drama 3; rundown 3; emptier 2.5; words 2.5; sight 1; misery 2; corner 2.5
Dark Tranquillity The Mind's I
is decent but still trying to figure themselves out, complete with poor female vox
Dark Tranquillity Fiction
nothing 2.5; lesser 2.5; terminus 3; blind 2.5; icipher 3; storm 2; empty 2.5; misery's 3.5; focus 2.5; mundane 2
Dark Tranquillity The Gallery
punish 3.5/5; silence 1.5/5; eden 3/5; dividing 3/5; title 1.5/5 girl still can't sing; brooding 1.5/5; midway 2/5; lethe 3.5/5; emptiness 2.5/5; mine 1.5/5; melancholy 2/5
Dark Tranquillity We Are the Void
shadow 3.5; dream 3; fatalist 4; absence 2.5; grandest 2; ignition 2; silent 1.5 creepy; arkh 2.5; void 2.5; surface 2.5; iridium 3 about 2 mins too long
Dark Tranquillity Lost to Apathy
pretty solid ep, title is win ehehehehehehehehheheheheheh
Dark Tranquillity Zero Distance
bit too twinkly on this one eheheheheheehehehehehheheee
Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon
only the trvest of kvltists can appreciate this for more than it is--basic chill bm
Death Leprosy
slower and longer songs make this album significantly weaker than it's predecessor. then again title is best track. gets worse as it goes along. i hate pull the plug.
Death Individual Thought Patterns
this album's really weird. bland dm with an infusion of mediocre mdm. i absolutely hate when a band uses those kind of baselines though.
Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon
somehow they managed to be slightly better than their previous 2 garbage disposals
Dimmu Borgir For All Tid
the album that started the great epic quest that was dimmu borgir
Emperor IX Equilibrium
what the hell happened. everything from the title to the production screams commerciality. who are these people anymore? i would rate it lower if it weren't for their general ability. things like that sworn remix should never happen.
Gorgoroth Antichrist
25 mins is pushing it to call this an album. vocals/guitars properly balanced this time, again decent overall. can easily understand pest on possessed which kind of takes away from the atmosphere, most interesting is the band track. sorg feels like filler on an album that has no room to spare any
Gorguts The Erosion of Sanity
another album they could easily have turned into some sweet classic dm but had to throw in all that prog shit instead
Guns N' Roses Use Your Illusion II
got some cool piano pieces esp. on 14 years, there's knockin of course. love the rant on get in the ring lmao. latter half gets pretty damn stagnant though
Guns N' Roses Use Your Illusion I
what their second album should have been. a decent album full of rocker's spirit that completely destroys the likes of priest and the majority of maiden
Immolation Close to a World Below
this one's actually better than most of their shit
Immortal Pure Holocaust
immortal getting into their niche with a highlight in eternity
Immortal Battles in the North
so begin the hilarious album covers. they get more into their style but it's still pretty average
In Flames Colony
Embody 3.5/5; Story 2.5/5; Scorn 2.5/5; Title 4/5; Zombie 2/5; Pallar 1/5; Coerced 2/5; Resin 2.5/5; Space 99 2.5/5 Insipid 2.5/5; World 2.5/5
Judas Priest Demolition
eh it's hardly the worst thing they've ever done. ooo some growls on jekyll n hyde. get kinda nu metally. way too damn long tho, N JUST WTF HE SAYING ON DAT 6TH TRACK?!?!?! holy shit subterfuge is actually a good song with the funk rhythms actually sounding good, no squeals until near the end it's fuckin' badass. You know what this album's pretty rockin' and high pitches are at a minimum so i'm going 2.5 and declaring this best priest album. edit: taken over by nostradamus
Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door
closer actually has some dece songs on it. too bad bonham was such a souse maybe they'd have made something truly great
Mayhem Out from the Dark
when your best recorded effort is a scrapped together rehearsal album released 7 years after it was recorded
Mayhem Daemon
pretty average nothing special. dunno what's with the elevator sounds on falsified though
Megadeth Youthanasia
this is decent, but it's a rock album not a metal album. quite like a tout le monde though
Metallica Ride the Lightning
bell tolls is easily their best song, and ride is a classic, but fire could have been better and the rest of the album is boring filler
Motorhead Inferno
another sick album cover. songs are nice n rock-metally, but again lemmy's vox, while ive always loved the raspiness, just dont have much power behind them
Motorhead Sacrifice
mostly decent rocky metallish songs 50char50char50char
Motorhead We Are Motorhead
probably motorhead's most adept and rockin' album, but lemmy's vocal performance and lyrics seem particularly sloppy and out of rhythm. wake the dead is a legit metal song, if only the old man's vox were harsher.
Obliteration Cenotaph Obscure
a lot better in the second half. some cool rumbly bits, could do without the echoey shouts.
Spawn of Possession Noctambulant
normally i find all tech an abhorrent bore, but these guys are a bit different. i think it's cuz their songs actually have a flow to them, plus occasional sections of regular metal shit (as well as a lovely intro and outro that don't otherwise belong lmao). scorched is a good song. R?ndum also has a pretty nice growl, too band he's never used it outside of tech bands
Vader Necropolis
tight deathrash without anything special. finally a black metal cover that actually sounds good
Vader Go To Hell
some tight deathrash with an awesome cover to the gravetothegrave
Van Halen 1984
still jams nearly 40 years later despite massive media overuse
Van Halen 5150
decent rock songs with a highlight in dreamsssssssssssss
Venom Calm Before the Storm
better yet. melodic and fun, nice rocky metal songs.
Venom Cast in Stone
certainly the slowest venom album, and yet probably their best after calm before the storm. pretty
groovy on the second half of the album, and a nice long OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH on kings of evil.
Wintersun Wintersun
right so let's get one thing straight--wintersun was never anything that good. maybe if jari had stuck with ensiferum he'd have produced something more coherent not only here but of his life overall

2.0 poor
2Pac Me Against the World
chill but nothing really stands out thugthugthugthugthugthug
2Pac Loyal to the Game
highlights in ghetto gospel, thugs get lonely too, and dont you trust me. lmao @ the random but appropriate sea shanty beat on hennessey, pouring drinks on the remix is also a nice touch
2Pac Until the End of Time
all filler until all out which is dope af. roaddogz is decent, but pretty pointless otherwise
2Pac Still I Rise
not too bad but nothing really great either yoyoyoyoyoyoyyoy
2Pac The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory
another not so great one with generally decent effects
AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Title: classic badass rock song 3.5/5 Love: nothing that great 1.5/5 Big Balls: LMAO 2/5 Rocker: energetic lil' rock song 2/5 Problem Child: meh rock song 1.5/5 There's Gonna: same 1.5/5 Aint no fun: 1.5; ride on 1.5 squealer: 2/5
AC/DC The Razors Edge
thunderstruck is that bonnie era hit we're looking for, otherwise unnotable
AC/DC Blow Up Your Video
more of the same until you hit the decently powerful ballad in twos up, a real little gem one wouldn't think the likes of ac/dc capable of. it's poignancy and solo bump this up a bit from their recent releases.
AC/DC High Voltage
All the Way: classic arena rock, love the bagpipes 3/5; Rock Singer: decent and humorous 2/5; Jack: too simple 1.5/5; Live Wire: nothing special 1.5/5; TNT: Best rock song ever recorded 5/5; Can I Sit: pretty lackluster 1.5/5; Little Lover: boring n pointless, though that first stanza is lolz 1/5; She's Got Balls: cute that bon wrote it for his wife but a pretty boring song 1.5/5; Title: also pretty boring 1.5/5
AC/DC Power Up
ac/dc's most recent effort sees them show the world they still have some energy to expel, being just the bit more lively than what they've put out in decades
Agalloch The Mantle
ah one of those mega fanboy albums. everyone and their grandmother thinks this is god's (satan's?) gift to man, but really it's just a bunch of supposed metalheads believing this to be something progressive/unique when in fact there is plenty of material like this, but because it occasionally sports a down-tuned guitar and a handful of raspy black vocals it's still 'metal'. that said it's not all bad, the acoustic sections do have that prolonged asmr feel to them, and haughm's rasps are quite nice, though he can't hold a tune when singing cleanly (hence all the layering). if anything, rather than the amazing bastion of whatever cult term one labels it, this album is simply ambient acoustic with some easy-listening bm thrown in for good measure. that's all, nothing crazy. true rating 1.5, if i wanted to listen to asmr i'd look up the myriad videos.
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain
first two tracks are excellent, becoming everything the mantle wishes it was (elec guitars cover a multitude of sins), though they go on for too long. 3rd is negligible. but from then on it begins to stagnate. fire above is far too repetitive and goes on forever, then a everything after that is mantle pt 2. 'bonus' track is just a short white noise youtube video with some diddles at the end.
Anata Under a Stone With No Inscription
this annoys me. going thrash to death to melodic to thrash to generic riffs to doodly dos and everything in between with meh semi shouty death vox, a total lack of coherence. the prog shit especially grinds my gears and would be vastly better if it just wasn't there. they get some points for showing clear potential for what they'd otherwise be capable of.
Anata Dreams of Death and Dismay
just full of average modern dm. more tolerable than most techdeth
Anthrax Spreading the Disease
they got the rocker's spirit for sure the songs just suck except gung ho
At the Gates At War with Reality
more decent mdm tunes ruined by lindberg's shot to hell voice
At the Gates The Nightmare of Being
the music is fine but...he sounds so old..........................
Autopsy Severed Survival
when your drummer copies your homework a bit. sounds like a slightly heavier leprosy with much poorer songwriting
Autopsy Mental Funeral
i like the cheesy cover. best thing about this is the vocals. i like my dm fast n heavy, not slow n doomy. other than a few decent solo and riffs this was pretty boring
Autopsy Tourniquets, Hacksaws and Graves
finally after decades they put out something almost worth listening to
Azarath Blasphemers' Maledictions
you'd think being a quarter+ behemoth this would be better. everything until abjection is ruined by typical prog derptation. abjection itself, being devoid of said derptation, is easily the best song. some cool riffage afterwards but it's few and far between, again largely ruined. inferno just really liked the thelema and zos era i guess
Bathory Blood Fire Death
not so cute little black metal record true rating 1.5 ;((((
Bathory Under the Sign of the Black Mark
cute little black metal record ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))00
Bathory Hammerheart
the first foray into viking metal wasn't all that great
Bathory Destroyer of Worlds
what a weird album--part viking mostly thrash, qorthon sounds shot to shit, he could use some honey tea and halls
Be'lakor Of Breath and Bone
yeah nearly a decade later this is still omnium wannabe motions going shit with one of the worst covers ever
Be'lakor Coherence
this ain't it bros. sounds like they took the worst of opeth, agalloch and omnium g, threw it in a
blender and called it a day

-Lesko Bradonski
Behemoth Zos Kia Cultus (Here and Beyond)
goddamnit behemoth you and everyone else need to stop imitating death's shitty albums
Behemoth Thelema.6
the longer this goes on the more i hate it. why'd they have to go proggy man? explains the shitty cover at least
Billie Eilish When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?
has its moments but ultimately isn't much different from any other teen idol, crafted particularly for the emo generation. the amount of her brother's influence on this is blatantly obvious and ends up being creepier than anything else on the album. bonus come out is better than the majority of the actual album
Bjork Post
an eclectic combination of of pop and heavy synth beats with charming english imperfections
Black Sabbath Paranoid
...and then they dropped it becoming the poster child for why you don't release 2 albums in the same year, world famous iron man riffs aside true rating 1.5
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
music as inspiring as the artwork. i suspect ozzy began experimenting with drugs about here if not before, true rating 1
Black Sabbath Vol. 4
dat dumb title. changes would be effective if the lyrics weren't such shit. supernaut's a neat little instrumental. decentish rock songs otherwise
Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
decentish rock songs and instrumentals kkkkkkmmmmmm
Black Sabbath Never Say Die!
chill jazzy rock. cover doesnt go with it whatsoever
Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell
ive always thought ozzy sounded weird but dio just fucking sucks, boring rock songs true rating 1
Candlemass Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
and thus an epoch was born. solitude should have had more of those epic highs
Cannibal Corpse Butchered at Birth
i've always wondered: how does the baby still have all it's flesh while the mother is almost a complete skeleton? it still has it's umbilical cord and everything. do the zombies wait until it's mother is completely defleshed before working on the baby? is the zombie on the left just cooing at it, imagining the best way to murder it while the one on the right completes the job on the mom? srs questions i need answers. anyway barnes' vocals are much better here observing the classic cc sound. music is definitely a step up as well, but nothing stands out.
Cannibal Corpse Gallery of Suicide
corpsegrinder again very flat, but there's better rhythms. headless and every bone broken are pretty cool. kind of a boring album cover though.
Cannibal Corpse The Wretched Spawn
some interesting things on this. corpse going speedrapper on first track, then mostly filler, then some dope rhythms from slain onwards. deserve to die got some dramatic screams too.
Cannibal Corpse Red Before Black
i take it back--this is the worst cc album cover, as well as title. okay so we got unnecessarily slow sections that they claim as 'doom' elements, not liking that. corpse actually singing and holding notes of parts of shedding skin though is interesting, like the chugs in scavenger. not much else here though.
Carcass Reek of Putrefaction
not quite grind yet--more like shorthand potato death metal
Carcass Surgical Steel
certainly sounds better than heartwork without amott, but this band is just as confused as ever, going from deathgrind to melodeath and then thinking that that's where they belong. this is just average mdm, but walker's vox bother me despite there not being anything technically wrong with them, maybe bc he sounds like a cartoon villain?
Carcass Torn Arteries
same below avg melodeath. what's with the vegetables? old men reminding themselves about their hearts?
Chris Maragoth Tales
eh its just below avg gothic with some decent piano bits
Coroner No More Color
very disappointing after listening to mental vortex. more of a warm up to mv with less interesting riffage, filler start-stops and basic thrash sections. still beats the hell out of symbolic
Cradle of Filth Cryptoriana – The Seductiveness of Decay
highlights in seance and parts of beautiful but for the most part they're bored af esp. the guitarists, all washed out just like the cover
Cryptopsy None So Vile
ah, techdeath. i hate techdeath. as a canadian, i especially hate french canadian techdeath. it all sounds the same, the vox suck balls in the same mundane undecipherable inhalations or squeals, and it forgoes any kind of musicianship for trying to be as br00tal as possible, or as flat as possible rather. cryptopsy's most famous album isn't anything special and deserves a 1.5 at best, though the fact they did this back in 96 is somewhat impressive
Cryptopsy Cryptopsy
yeah this still sucks like it did nearly a decade ago, a bit lighter than it ought to be. cover makes a pretty cool tattoo though. also dat elevator music. actually listening to this again maybe it wasn't so bad. huh.
Crystal Viper The Curse of Crystal Viper
can tell they were having fun making their debut, too bad nothing stands out
Crystal Viper Crimen Excepta
some motions going pm taking a lot of riffs straight out of maiden n sabbath
Crystal Viper At The Edge Of Time
decent ep, female power vocals make the genre a bit more tolerable
Dark Tranquillity Construct
even the most consistent bands eventually reach their peak and begin their descent. dt is gettin old and construct shows it. mind they're certainly doing better than most
Dark Tranquillity Atoma
more almost standout moments on this album than their previous or successive, but nothing worth rating above a 2 as a whole
Dark Tranquillity Moment
phantom 2.5; transient 2.5; identical 2; dark 2.5; remain 2; stand 2; ego 1.5; drawn 1.5; eyes
1.5; fail 1.5; empire 3; truth 1.5
Death The Sound of Perseverance
pretty much a longer version of symbolic but story to tell being the only redeeming feature. chuck doing his own version of halford's vocals is pretty amusing, sounds like dani filth. i guess it's worth the mandatory 2
Deathspell Omega Si Monvmentvm Reqvires Circvmspice
this is really disappointing. ppl overhyping some basic bm with weak vox cmon guys
Deathspell Omega Fas - Ite, Maledicti, In Ignem Aeternum
same average to below avg bm with boring prog sections, keep your pants on boys nothing to get excited over
Deathspell Omega Infernal Battles
wow some below average bm everyone go crazyyyyyyyy
Deathspell Omega Inquisitors of Satan
their best album. of course that isn't saying much for these losers
Deathspell Omega The Furnaces of Palingenesia
some good shit but mostly behemoth fanboy blackened dm with the usual garbage prog thrown in for good measure
Deicide Deicide
i remember this being a lot betterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Dimmu Borgir Spiritual Black Dimensions
yeah so it's all down hill from here folks dummy burger changed their special sauce
Dimmu Borgir Godless Savage Garden
accckkkk even before spiritual they were fuckin around
Dimmu Borgir In Sorte Diaboli
more of the same shit they decided to tote nearly a decade prior zzzzzzzzzz
Dimmu Borgir Eonian
epica sounds a little different. certainly not their best album
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...
like romulus augustus, the empire has fallen. the beauty and magnitude of eclipse and welkin pulvetized into dust for the sake of a streamlined, trendy prog sound. goodbye, good soldier, goodbye.
Gorgoroth Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam
considerably better than their last few efforts, a streamlined modern bm sound
Gorguts Considered Dead
a debut that has the classic dm sound just right but lacks inspiration in the songs themselves
Gorguts Obscura
holy bitch this is the worst and most deliberately boring techdeth album ever recorded that every poseur and their mother thinks they understand. need to write a review so i can give it the 0.5 it truly deserves
Guns N' Roses "The Spaghetti Incident?"
decentish covers but not the best song selection. whole album concept is retarded
Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy
an attempt to modernize their sound that works in some places not in others
Immolation Unholy Cult
some decentish dm on this one too. too bad they never elevated it
Immolation Harnessing Ruin
this one's okay too just nothing stands out from these guys
Immolation Dawn of Possession
a decent debut that suffers from the usual poor production
Immolation Majesty and Decay
another decentish album that doesn't try too hard
Immolation Kingdom of Conspiracy
not the worst of modern dm but like any other you can't expect them to keep it going forever
Immortal Damned In Black
how they went from bbeasts to the masterpiece of heart back to this crap i'll never know
Immortal Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism
yeah so their debut really isnt all that fun them trying to be like everyone else...but with fire!!!!!
In Flames Whoracle
Jotun 3/5; Food 2.5/5; Gyro 2/5 filler track Stars 2.5/5 a bit too gay; Hive 2/5 hate the chorus; Jester 1.5/5 annoying; Morph 2/5; Worlds 1.5/5 filler track; 666 1.5/5 more filler; Every Counts 3/5; Title 1/5 why; Clad 3/5 but don't count later additions. A disappointing album after jester n lunar.
In Flames Siren Charms
not bad for nu metal tbh ehehehehehegehegehehehooooo
Inquisition Nefarious Dismal Orations
two points for longer instrumentals sections void of garbo vox
Inquisition Bloodshed Across The Empyrean Altar...
no vocals issues this is just boring af black metal. just a wannabe immortal tbh
Iron Maiden Dance of Death
best album cover is followed by one of the most awkward album covers ever, does that mean there'll actually be some good music here? montsegur is decent and face in the sand is interesting if trite, and there are various other pleasant aspects to some songs. there's nothing at all special about paschendale. somehow this is probably their best overall album to this date, but certainly not worth above a 2.
Iron Maiden Powerslave
ONCE AGAIN WITH THE NOT BEING ABLE TO RATE BELOW A 2 BULLSHIT!!! this album fucking sucks. the original aces high is weak as hell and ought to sound like how bodom covered it. then everything else is completely forgettable. that anyone thinks this is actually any good is only possible through the view of some very heavy nostalgia glasses. true rating is 1.5, only gaining half a point because aces at least captures the spirit of metal if not the actual sound.
Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time
title track is actually pretty good, though dickson's vocals again get annoying at times. wasted years actually sounds amazing in the original and stands well on its own. sea of madness however, despite having a good main riff, brings the album to a more stagnant halt, the repeated singing of the title at the end making me want to punch dickenson in the throat. heaven can wait fucking sucks and also makes me want to punch him in the throat. loneliness is fucking retarded boring fodder and i don't know why it exists. stranger is even worse. deja vu has nice little melodies but isn't anything that special. alex falls on its face attempting to be as epic as the tale being told. had great hope at the beginning for there finally being a good maiden album but this one's no higher than a 2 either.
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
that you can't rate this album below a 2 is bullshit. this is NOT a good album, it's a 1.5 at best. songs are incredibly boring and dickenson's voice is godawful. 1.5 true rating fuck off with your cocksucking no
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden
prowler and transylvania are fun but the rest is quite boring
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
once again go to hell with the enforced rating, though this one seems to be a genuine 2. retarded poem at the beginning and end is retarded. moonchild probably contains the best rifts maiden has ever written, but the vocals are utter shit, see stormlord gorgon cult for how it ought to sound. rest of the album also has nice melodies that are also unfortunately ruined by dickenson's little bitch voice. best part has got to be the instrumental section of the title track.
Judas Priest Stained Class
way too many high pitched squeals and elements of their hippie funk roots on this one. halford sounds like a sassy black woman. no wonder those kids killed themselves, true rating 1
Judas Priest Defenders of the Faith
same as sv but not as good. sound like maiden on here. solo section on sentinel pretty sick.
Judas Priest Painkiller
jp's first actual metal album. halford still annoying as fuck though. don't mind giving this a 2
Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance
some decent tunes here, rob's vocals don't get too annoying, certainly the best they've done to this point
Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny
pathetic. the only good thing on this is prelude. this isn't even metal stop calling it that. true rating 0.5
Judas Priest Sin After Sin
finally something resembling a rock album. let us prey is a good and race with the devil is cute but nothing else to write home about.
Judas Priest Ram It Down
homoerotic title #2, regardless this is a pretty sweet album cover. decent rock songs, though that they're still calling themselves metal in 1988 is a good joke. johnny cover is horrible. love you to death is disgusting.
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
immigrant song is the only worthwhile thing they've ever done
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
yeah so it's no wonder why the forbidden riff is forbidden this boring hash sucks donkey balls and deserves 1s from all
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
another boring zeppelin album that's hard to believe ever excited anybody
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
more than a hour of pure fucking boring true rating -111111111111111111111
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
like a great metal blimp this falls straight to the bottom of the ocean true rating 1
Marta Gabriel Metal Queens
the last thing i expect when someone goes solo is a purely cover album. they're probably better
than the originals but it's ehhh
Mayhem Live in Leipzig
i mean it's pretty average. dead sounds pretty normal for an otherworldly being, though seems to struggle at parts
Mayhem Chimera
and here they've gone with some average modern bm. at least it wasnt whatever that last crap was
Mayhem Dawn of the Black Hearts
same as leipzig but dat bootleg production idk if it takes away or adds to it. you know what if it were just a bit clearer prob would be better than leipzig. venom covers are lolz
Mayhem Ordo ad Chao
what a boring album cover. better than their last so far. could do without the silly drama vocals. attila isnt the best. nah not worth more than 2
Megadeth Rust in Peace
there're some good riffs here but pretty boring overall. voiceover on magics is childish af, i fucking hate tornado, and dawn patrol is dumb. true rating 1.5
Megadeth Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?
why the fucking hell can their debut be rated lower than 2 but not this one? take everything i said from my debut review and send it to hell, this album fucking sucks. mustaine is mundane, riffs are boring and generic, songs uninspired, what the hell happened in the year after their debut? fuck off with your ratings ban this is a true 1 you dumb bitches.
Megadeth The System Has Failed
hell yeah synths always make things better. anyway definitely a better effort they've done in years, guitars pretty mdmy in some parts, but still quite boring overall.
Megadeth Endgame
thrashier bits at the beginning are decent, and story ends is a nice lil rock song. everything else is pretty lame though.
Metallica Master of Puppets
battery & damage inc are ok, title track has its grooves but goes on for way too long esp. with hetfield's shitty vocals, and the rest are garbage filler
Metallica Hardwired... to Self-Destruct
their best effort in decades. sounds like what should have come after justice, a gradual descent instead of nosediving like with the black album and the two loads of shit. i actually really like the melodies and overall structure of moth into flame, and spit out the bone is a decent closer. hetfield's voice isn't annoying this time either, however the album still lacks overall appeal to garner anything higher than a 2. and to answer your question, no, you're not savage, but you're certainly doing better than most men your age.
Motorhead Bastards
some decent bangers on here, lost in the ozone their first effective ballad, devils not bad. too many plain tracks to put it above 2 though
Motorhead Another Perfect Day
much smoother and well structured sounding songs, but nothing imperative
Motorhead Orgasmatron
they actually start to get metally on this one. decently solid tracks but nothing worth listening to in real time.
Motorhead Kiss of Death
decent rock songs without much standing out fillerfiller
Phish Hoist
was gonna rate this higher but then they ruined the first half with the bullshit at the end
Phish Billy Breathes
the cover is claustrophobic af but the muz is pretty chill wouldnt mind if someone put it on for spin
Phish Joy
some more chill jazzy rock fit for any saloon, however on kill it sounds like he's saying 'don't
go back to kill them with balls'
Reincarnation Seed Of Hate
goes from worst to best but nothing too crazy. base is a steady lil donkey
Seith Artifacts & Entities
what a horrible disappoint. they took their amazing debut sound and dumped 100 pounds of sleepy prog on it. no wonder they never made anything else
Slayer Reign in Blood
the infamous reign in blood...is boring as fuck. yeah yeah you have the instantly recognizable riffs of raining blood but the song itself isn't that great, and hell awaits is at least a mile ahead of this. 1.5 true rating once again fuck off with your no bitch
Teenage Jesus and the Jerks Everything
would rate it higher if she actually knew how to sing
Teenage Jesus and the Jerks Teenage Jesus and the Jerks
damn this is real punk. some cool sounds too bad they didn't make more
The Nefilim Zoon
a mix of industrial deathrash that starts a lot more interesting than it ends
Tool Lateralus
okay i know i rag on agalloch a lot but i would 5+ all their albums to get away from this shit 0.5 parabola is decent but doesnt save it
Tool Ænima
im so bored kill me now rating 1 omgggggggggggggggggggggggg couldnt wait for this to end
Vader The Beast
not much interesting here, standard deathrash eheh
Vader Iron Times
just came here for the polish. not too great on its own
Vader Solitude in Madness
eh not too interesting but had its moments ehehyoyoyo
Van Halen Van Halen
the beginning of an era that unfortunately hasn't much survived the passage of time
Van Halen Van Halen II
dat classic swingy rock dat had it's day long ago
Venom Prime Evil
eh passable rock/thrash with (hopefully) deliberate poor production. screechy keys on megalomania
are cool, maybe if they'd used them more it'd be a cool album
Venom Possessed
this album's actually better than all previous ones. suffer not the children is rockin'
Venom Resurrection
djenty thrash, doesn't actually sound as bad as one would think
Venom From the Very Depths
good production, songs speedy, but eh it's the same ol' venom
Venom Storm The Gates
from the very depths pt 2, probably the best they've sounded in their whole career
Wintersun Time I
prob would have been better if he'd rushed it in 6 months than procrastinated 8 years
Wintersun The Forest Seasons
jari's version of vivaldi. too bad it's not anywhere near as good

1.5 very poor
2Pac 2Pacalypse Now
2pacolypse not. weak ass shit until brenda and tha lunatic
2Pac Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z.
a rushed album, 2pac capitilizing on his initial success and wanting to get back at the idiot
white politicians too soon. papa's song is the best track
2Pac Better Dayz
some decent beats but mostly just pointless filler songs meant to cash on pac's name. weakest album attributed to tupac
AC/DC Ballbreaker
back to all pointless rock songs to try to stay relevant
AC/DC Stiff Upper Lip
so boring i had to take a break involving listening to gorgoroth's entire discography while translating a quarter of a polish book before i came back to it
AC/DC Flick Of The Switch
what a horrible cover art. continues the downward slope, no wonder ive never heard anything passed bib
AC/DC Fly On The Wall
they continue their pattern of uninspiring rock songs, preferring the more conventional and less versatile dc in their name
AC/DC For Those About To Rock We Salute You
their weakest album to date. i suspect bon scott had a lot to do with bib before he died bc this is a tremendous nose dive.
AC/DC High Voltage (Australia)
not the best debut despite pioneering their unique sound, soul stripper and love song being the only highlights
AC/DC Black Ice
waaaaaaaaay too fuckin long with nothing interesting
AC/DC Rock or Bust
you already know--dese ol' men making jukeboxin' nothings like usual
Adele 30
only listened to the first song so far and im bored af. what is this, broadway? some good notes on second track, third is some 2pac style wannabe boringness. omg fuck off with the depression porn, no one cares. track 4 once again an imitation of a black artist. omg is a rip off track of so many pop funk songs with poorer lyrics. why is my first thought on track 6 that she had nothing to do with that acoustic guitar? cant believe ppl actually pay for such low effort music. wine has some good notes n piano tunes on it. the rest is major soppy borefest with minute moments on to be loved and love is a game zzzzzzzzz
Agalloch Pale Folklore
a bit more melodic and raw version of all their later snoozers
Agalloch Marrow of the Spirit
more of the same boring shit that's been unnecessarily toted as innovative etc. this album made me realize his vocals are actually quite weak and little bitchy
Agalloch The Serpent and the Sphere
an album of lullabies--perfect for getting your kids to sleep. alright plateau of the ages is nice
Agnes Obel Aventine
chord left is an excellent piano piece but everything afterwards is just pirate if pirate could play instruments edit: taking another half point away for it then going on to be boring af
Anthrax Among the Living
this one just all n all sucks thoughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
At the Gates With Fear I Kiss the Burning Darkness
the music is better but one thing is extemely clear--lindberg never learned how to scream properly. no wonder he sounds so shot at 49. similarly whatever's good on this album is also shot to death as a result
At the Gates Terminal Spirit Disease
what a weird ass album. lindberg shows he actually can do some proper and decent vox on some songs
but then goes back to utter shit on others...? is it really just him or someone else? and one of
those tracks is just a crappy wannabe neoclassical instrumental? and what is this bullshit of 34
min run time where 14 mins are live tracks? wtf????
Attack Attack! (US) This Means War
loooooollllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz some nice piano on reality actually (obv they had nothing to do with it) otherwise the most mediocre album in the most mediocre genre
Autopsy Shitfun
this literal shit is actually better than acts by a significant margin
Autopsy Macabre Eternal
better production and 16 years later=same ol' shitty autopsy
Autopsy The Headless Ritual
looks like they learned a few things over the years but it's the same boring shit
Bathory The Return of the Darkness and Evil
better than venom at least ehehehehheeheheheheehehe
Billie Eilish dont smile at me
a slow angsty eilish version of every other teen sensation. too young for anything real. also LOL
@ the'great'q crying to this
Black Sabbath Sabotage
a bit more energy after taking some time to slow down a bit, but then the latter half there's all this hippie happy clappy shit. yes ozzy you are going insane
Black Sabbath Mob Rules
dio sounds better here but it's more like 'the dio band', not sabbath
Black Sabbath Seventh Star
this sucks and hughes sucks except for angry heart being a decent rock ballad
Black Sabbath Headless Cross
slightly better generic rock in vein of iron maiden
Black Sabbath Cross Purposes
why did they have to stick with the talentless loser that is tony martin?
Black Sabbath Forbidden
one more mediocre album before they finally gave it a rest for nearly 2 decades
Cannibal Corpse Gore Obsessed
this one's frikken' boring though. too chug happy and slow
Cannibal Corpse Eaten Back to Life
chris barnes' vocals are so weak he sounds like he's struggling to shit. he doesn't even growl, just sounds like a young kid trying to make his voice deeper. music itself is meh.
Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated
i don't appreciate the the inhaled, pig squeal-esque vocals, especially the straight up oinks on beyond. screams on i cum blood are annoying. they went a bit softer this time round with lazier riffs and more slow sections, though its better in the latter half of the album.
Cannibal Corpse The Bleeding
chris barnes trying some silly screams here. nothing else interesting, pretty boring.
Cannibal Corpse Vile
the least interesting album cover next to kill and EP. not impressed with corpsegrinder's vocals here, very flat and boring, though his screams are certainly better than barnes'. regardless this bores me quite a bit.
Cannibal Corpse Evisceration Plague
more of the same ol' corpse. better than kill anyway. title track is just a stage resting song.
Carcass Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious
a confused mass of below average death metal with incongruous maiden-esque melodies thrown in
Carcass Heartwork
Buried 2/5; Carnal 1.5/5; No love 0.5/5; Title 2.5/5; emobodi 1.5/5; Coil 1.5/5; Arbeit 1.5/5; Blind 1.5/5; Doct 1/5; Death 2.5/5; amott's influence is cringe af on here, overall weak and mediocre mdm, nothing essential here
Coroner Grin
what is this shit. only good song is lethargic age. boring, lazy, nu metally, no wonder this was their last album
Cradle of Filth Total Fucking Darkness (Re-release)
yeah so this is utter shit erghbjjffghjhhjjhggjjhttgkojvffgjbcdrtjnbvfgcdf
Cryptopsy And Then You'll Beg
yeah i'll beg alright...for something good! same shit but worse, one look at disalvo and you'd think he'd be able to growl real nice instead of the crystal clear pipsqueak vox on here. dat didgeridoo tho
Cryptopsy Whisper Supremacy
why did the production fade between none so vile and this? also ew mildly shouty vox that i can understand get tf outta here. flame to the surface can fuck right off with that repetition
Crystal Viper Legends
this one's pretty bad and boring brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos
Crystal Viper Queen Of The Witches
tried this out cuz she was on vader. this cluking sux man
Dark Tranquillity Projector
worse than their debut besides sun fired blanks yuuuu
Dark Tranquillity Skydancer
very poor debut. unorganized rhythms and melodies lead to total monotonous chaos. anything that would stand out is eaten alive by the general noise until there's nothing left. anders' vocals are deeper here than he's ever done, yet they're also the worst he's ever done, including later flames albums. the name skydancer would evoke suggestions of grace and beauty, but no such thing here exists. even the female vocals are mediocre and talentless. it's like this was a demo rehearsal session for lunar strain where they later retained the general idea but dumped the actual content and the members of dt decided to release it as their own.
Death Spiritual Healing
first of all i agree with the point they were making but the cover art is about the ugliest and least metal i've ever seen. looks like something megadeth would have done. towards the songs themselves they unfortunately continued with the slower and even longer trend started on leprosy. living monstrosity's start-stop rhythm is annoying as fuck. altering the future is boring filler. def pers is okay. mind is boring. title track is some slooooooowww ass boring filler. i like the screams on low life but the song itself is sloring like the rest. gen recon puts me to sleep. killing spree no different.
Death Symbolic
i fucking hate this album. it's nothing but the most mediocre mdm and i think everyone praising this to high heaven is insane. it's like they heard something out of gothenburg and decided to try that style for themselves, but adapted it poorly. normally i would rant about the inability to rate below a 2, but the melodies on empty words, 1000 eyes, and crystal mountain do redeem it to that rating. otherwise though this is just trash, come at me. edit: aha so reviews are how i get passed the 2+ barrier
Deathspell Omega Drought
this isn't any better than their main shit eheheheh
Deathspell Omega The Synarchy of Molten Bones
all i know is im bored as hell and this is some blackened dm or some shit
Deep Purple Deep Purple
deep purple more like deep derple am i riiiiiiiiighhhttt?? of course i am, i'm always right
Deep Purple Shades of Deep Purple
revolutionary for 68 sure withstand the fall of time not likely
Dimmu Borgir Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaack what happened u ruined everything no wonder they produced shit like abradabrabrah
Gorgoroth Under the Sign of Hell
unholy shit for the love of satan do not listen to the 2011 rerecording. can't say i care much for pest on vocals. they go for more of a 'big' than heavy sound. oh god what is profetens. song structures more simple than preferred, some melodies on ?deleggelse, mike screeches on blood stains not appreciated, pest living up to his name too, some pointless white noise. oms fuck pest screwing with the mike with his generic vox and fuck this album
Gorgoroth Quantos Possunt ad Satanitatem Trahunt
pest actually has a distinct and unique sound on this album, like a singing gollum but not as pathetic. songs are stupidly slow and lightweight for some reason however
Gorgoroth Instinctus Bestialis
more of the same as last but a bit faster and more generic vocals. have to wonder who does the latin to end up with ad omnipotens aeterne diabolus instead of ad omnipotentum aeternum diabolum
Gorguts From Wisdom to Hate
ahh gorguts...one of those bands that had so much potential but went the diddly do route instead. so long, soldier
Gorguts Colored Sands
ah man they stopped trying. so much for a comeback album. battle of chamdo is a very nice instrum tho
Guns N' Roses G N' R Lies
and then like sabbath they took their sudden fame and fortune and immediately dumped this half baked shit on the world
Immolation Here in After
imm's sophomore is a disappointing hash of subpar dm mixed with pointless prog riffs
Immolation Failures for Gods
another boring dm lite disappointment sighsighsigh
Immolation Shadows in the Light
aaaaaaand another one with nothing special about it
Immortal Blizzard Beasts
by far their worst not so immortallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
In Flames Reroute to Remain
so they went completely nu metal here, but it's interesting because they're background results in a generally heavier sound found in nu, especially in anders' vocals. tbh with the energy they put behind it in the excitement of doing something different it's not that bad, but nothing's worth listening to in real time and it goes on for to long.
In Flames Soundtrack to Your Escape
same nu metal with mdm influences jajajajajajajaja
In Flames Battles
this and on sirens they finally dropped any pretense of being metallers in any form as well as
thinking they were doing anything new/cool and have settled comfortably in their mainstream nu/alt
rock persona. thus they get credit for being more coherent, but the music itself of course is 'ok
bro'. greatest greed isn't actually bad
In Flames I, the Mask
latest effort is the same. our house nearly forces this to a 1
Inquisition Magnificent Glorification of Lucifer
half a point for some riffs that actually make you forget about the lolvox
Inquisition Black Mass for a Mass Grave
really boring immortal with some extra diddly dos that do nothing. clearly worshipping satan all
one's life takes its toll, as you nothing only produce utter shit but become utter shit
Iron Maiden Piece of Mind
this album would be entirely boring and pointless if it weren't for the legendary trooper. however even then the high-pitched choral shout is horrible and the death metal covers various bands have done are infinitely better. at least this album doesn't have some bullshit denial of its true rating on this website.
Iron Maiden Killers
another life is a true rock n roll song but the rest leave much to be desired. no idea what any of you see in this beyond it's aged wine factor.
Iron Maiden Brave New World
started good but then dickenson's returning vocals ruined it. how can they have good riffs with him but as soon as a decent singer shows up they turn to absolute shit? was really hoping there'd be at least one decent song on here since the album art is awesome, but no their old singer turns every song into objective shit.
Iron Maiden No Prayer for the Dying
first couple songs are nice rock n roll but it quickly becomes generic album is generic. that anyone thinks this album is significantly worse than their others is a joke however, and this album ought to serve as a reality check to the true level of talent this band actually possesses.
Judas Priest Angel of Retribution
eh back to the basic bitch metal with shitty vocals, too many ballads, and a lot of this just sounds like maiden's extra hidden piece of dirt
Judas Priest Jugulator
cyborg cover is cool. was hoping a change in lineup would mean less ball-clutching vocals but owens is just as bad. it's like halford and hetfield had a baby. this kinda just sucks. bullet train kind of fun.
Judas Priest Turbo
just a bunch of pop rock. they call out all the haters like me on rock you around though.
Judas Priest Redeemer of Souls
epic album cover. ah back to same old same sold. i swear to god that previous statement was a typo and yet accurate. dat 3rd track viking metal. march of the damned pretty groovy. battle cry is basically a maiden song with poorer vocals.
Judas Priest Firepower
bunch of poppy hard rock/metallish songs, basically turbo v2
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
when 2 bootlegs and a live album are better than the 1st lp. maniac sucks omg shut up on title
Mayhem Deathcrush
pretty bad. vocals on necrolust sound like king boo
Mayhem Pure Fucking Armageddon
cool to hear them fooling around. kvltcvltkvltcvltkvltcvltkvltcvltkvlt
Megadeth United Abominations
washington isn't bad. everything else is pretty lame though. a tout le monde is on here again for some reason, lacuna coil not really improving it.
Megadeth Th1rt3en
never dead is a cool rock song but the rest is fillerzilla
Megadeth Super Collider
a few cool riffs but pretty boring and pointless filler filler filler
Megadeth Dystopia
better songwriting, but nothing exciting and some lyrics just laughable
Metallica St. Anger
the music itself is actually quite good, thrashy and grungy, but it's brought down heavily by hetfield's shitty vocals and even shittier lyrics, invisible kid being the worst of the bunch. a damn shame, as an instrumental album it would have scored at least 3/5, but shitty clean vocals and downright retarded lyrics bring down this album as well as all the others of this wannabe "metal" band.
Metallica Metallica
this whole album sucks except enter sandman and even then there's too much cringe to keep it on a playlist
Metallica Death Magnetic
the instrumental track was probably the best out of this incredibly boring album
Motorhead Overkill
a slightly better version of their self titled.ffffffffffffff
Motorhead Iron Fist
faster songs and better writing in general, but still largely generic rock songs
Motorhead Rock 'N' Roll
as the title implies they're back to generic rock. priest blessing on stone deaf was pretty funny though.
Motorhead Overnight Sensation
meh poppy rock songs except them not me fillerfiller
Motorhead Motörhead
motorhead's debut is a well meaning but poorly produced generic rock album
Motorhead Motorizer
ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT! GO OVER AND KICK HIS ASS! meh rock songz
Motorhead The World Is Yours
eh it's another filler motorhead 'nuff said youoyo
Motorhead Aftershock
kinda sick album cover. same but with more shoddy ballads thrown in. but just one more album, huff puff, huff puff
Motorhead Bad Magic
finally done. i mean you already know, it's motorhead bros.
Obliteration Nekropsalms
just some run of the mill stale dmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Obliteration Black Death Horizon
another boring wannabe dm album. they get some credit for adding a couple extra things
Opeth Ghost Reveries
ive always liked kerfeldt's growls and there's undeniably gnarly riffage but the cleans and slow boring sections that go on forever take it down a lot. album would be vastly superior with those things edited out even though it'd only be about 24 mins afterward
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal
some fun melo sections in the first half that dwindle off into regular core
Periphery Periphery IV: Hail Stan
glorified metalcore with opeth and emo rock influences. half a point for some parts that sound good
Phish A Picture of Nectar
started good but got real fukin boring halfway through
Possessed Beyond the Gates
intro is hauntingly melodic. the rest is basic thrash except for some random doodly-dos on
tribulation and title, ones on title sounding like the ring of an old telephone (bet that's what
they are). vocals are annoying. pretty much a slightly better slayer album. really big
disappointment after the masterpiece that was seven churches.
Possessed The Eyes of Horror
also just a slightly better slayer. good thing they broke up or we'd have yet another thrash band
with a slew of shitty albums.
Reincarnation Void
this is some boring sleepy shit yo. is this even death metal? more like asmr white noise with some
guitar parts in between
Slayer Show No Mercy
starts good but quickly begins to slay nothing but my insomnia. except when araya yelps like he dropped the soap in prison, then i wake up long enough to want to punch him in the throat
Slayer Hell Awaits
still doesn't slay me, but i like that they adopted more death metal rhythms and araya's HHEEEEEEELLLLLL bellow
Slayer Christ Illusion
a weird combination of their early and mid styles, not bad in some parts but ehhhh it's slayer it's all boring ultimately
Slayer Repentless
not bad compared to most of their previous efforts. but trash metal is trash metal
Spawn of Possession Cabinet
eh completely forgettable techdeth indistinguishable from the rabid swamp
Spawn of Possession Incurso
typical average garbodeth save apparition. doesn't save it though
Taylor Swift 1989
some good beats on style, all you had, and wish you would, not that she had anything to do with those. excellent choral melody in blank space and out of the woods is solid. shake just pisses me off and i condemn all radio stations and valley girls blasting it. everything else is the shameless filler typical on any pop album, would be better if she had a stronger voice. lmao still sounds like starbucks lovers even on her voice memo
The Beatles Please Please Me
first few songs are decent but even in 63 they had that let it slump to filler until waking you up again with the indelible twist n shout
Tool Undertow
funky new metal is cool. vox only sound good when he's in a passion, don't care for the overly slow/silent bits goes on for too long, last track nearly puts this at a 1
Tool Fear Inoculum
a wait worse than wintersun for a movie length album. has a few decent elements but it's nothing no one else has done before c'mon guys they've never made metal
Ulcerate Everything Is Fire
the beginning of drown within started with that slow ambient riffage only a few bands do so well, and thus i thought hey maybe this is only a slight proggy/techdeth album and it actually deserves all the attention. then their true intentions hit and they blurred straight into the indistinguishable desert that is the techdeth empire. also way to pick the bottom of the barrel for your band name. o snap ulcers, so scary, next we'll have the bdm band gout and sdm ingrown toenail
Vader Black to the Blind
eh this one was sucky nothing cool all filler manmanmanmanmmnnjnjhj
Vader Litany
but then this one was short and suck ehehehehehehehehehe
Vader Revelations
not an interesting album. it's hit and miss with vader as usual
Vader Impressions In Blood
another not so great one with some random cradle elements for no good reason
Vader Welcome to the Morbid Reich
this ain't that great either. that speed speech on decap saints tho
Vader The Empire
yet another stinker dropping my objectivity rating
Vader Morbid Reich (demo)
not too interesting for being the best selling extreme metal demo in history
Van Halen Women and Children First
meh rock songs that sound like washed out versions of later metal
Van Halen A Different Kind of Truth
like the energy on these old dudes but the songs suck. also dat tryin the yungin's muzik on honeybabysweetiedoll lololol
Venom Black Metal
guys, come on now, it doesn't matter what they called it or what it became adopted as, this isn't good. if 'black metal' hadn't caught on then something else like angsty-norwegian-adolescent-freezing-their-asses-off-in-fucking-norway-shitty-production-because-they-live-in-their-parents-basements-metal. this is just barely passable thrash played by some young british doofuses derping around with a niche in lyrics only propagated by a handful of other bands at the time. parts of it make me laugh out loud. and then there's teacher's pet-- 'nuff said.
Venom Welcome to Hell
yeah so this is a demo tape from some random sub par punk/thrash group. in league with satan n red light fever have the only fun parts.
Venom At War with Satan
call me racist but i don't like the british accent vocals. only difference between this and their
prev 2 is better production. jesus these guys are losers.
Venom Temples of Ice
sub par melodic thrash. not much else to say..........
Venom The Waste Lands
actually some black metal elements on this, but nothing really innovative and it's just meh like
the rest
Venom Fallen Angels
this is pretty bad, basic bitch thrash. title track is pretty cool though.

1.0 awful
2Pac Pac's Life
i take it back--this is the most hashed and pointless posthumous 2pac
Anthrax Persistence of Time
persistence of time is right, no idea how i got through an hour of the worst thrash i've ever heard
Anthrax State of Euphoria
basically metallica but way worsessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
At the Gates The Red in the Sky Is Ours
this is fucking pathetic. lindberg sounds worse than chuck schuldiner on symbolic. in my symbolic review i described chuck as sounding like he'd been punched with the wind knocked out of him, but lindberg sounds like someone broke his nose and he's begging for mercy as his assailant considers adding to the bloody pulp running down his shirt. the classical instruments are mediocre and played by amateurs, adding nothing but a 'what the hell are they doing there?' factor
Attack Attack! (US) Someday Came Suddenly
getting to all the troll bands now lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Autopsy Acts of the Unspeakable
to think if only chris and chuck hadn't split up neither this shit nor symbolic would exist
Azarath Demon Seed
shitty shitty techdeath shamelessly covered in blackface
Bathory Bathory
don't know whether to laugh or cry over how bad this is
Bathory Octagon
now this of course is utter shit. sounds like a venom record. EAT MY SHIT! SUCK MY DICK! lmaoooo
Billie Eilish Happier Than Ever
holy shit at least as a teenager she had a personality. i think she's actually on this what she only pretended to be on debut, someone give her a hug. this is what happens when you name your child pirate
Black Sabbath Born Again
talk about an identity crisis. cover is half cool half cringe. gillan fucking sucks and destroys any value this album might have had
Black Sabbath The Eternal Idol
yo vertigo, some generic rock band released an album and slapped black sabbath's name on it to make millions...what do you mean you approved it? dafuq?
Black Sabbath Tyr
completely and utter boring crap. why does this have sabbath on it at all?
Black Sabbath Dehumanizer
you will most certainly be debumanized listening to this utter shit
Black Sabbath 13
jesus why bother reuniting just to throw out a pointless filler album
Cannibal Corpse Kill
what kind of boring lazy ass album cover is this? the crystal clear production on this is bleh and
makes them sound commercial as fuck. which they are anyway but still, takes away whatever unique
sound they used to have. album cover reflects on the songs.
Cryptopsy Once Was Not
idk if it's bc i've been listening to nothing but crypt for the past few hours or bc this just sucks but this album seems weak as hell. i mean i reserve the 1.5 for just bc there's at least heaviness in all techdeath albums but this seems not even to have that
Cryptopsy The Unspoken King
at least no one'll blame me for 1ing this shiteeeeeeee
Deathspell Omega Paracletus
six words: fuck you and fuck this shit. fillerfillerfillerfiller
Deep Purple The Book of Taliesyn
why do the english suck at music so much????????????????
Demilich Nespithe
yeah so this is unlistenable. gotta keep it below the 4.4 mark lmaoooooooo. frog vox completely demolish what otherwise would be a decent album. it's funny for the first 3 tracks then gets old quicky
Dimmu Borgir Abrahadabra
omg it's even worse than everyone says. i thought i would at least like sthg off this
Gorgoroth Destroyer
what a line up debacle with quiet, weak production. this is some shitty ass bm dude
Gorgoroth Twilight of the Idols
PRAISE SATAN! PRAISE SATAN! more of that blackened poppy dm. makes me regret saying anything positive about gaahl, with added effects trying to make his voice as well as the music itself sound bigger without any actual gravity. holy crap so many slow filler sections. can we stop with the lengthy white noise please?
Gorgoroth Incipit Satan
more of a blackened poppy death metal. would take gaahl over pest any day. what is this poppy melody shit on world to win? what garbage is this man, incipit bullshit
Immolation Atonement
ah man they've gotten totally bored of this life
In Flames Come Clarity
same as their last 2 but now almost completely void of anything resembling mdm in favour of some mccore. what a lollapalooza
In Flames A Sense of Purpose
I FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT AT LEAST I FEEL SOMETHING AT ALLLLLLL
In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading
how is it that if they were so determined to keep on their new path yet every album title since seems to evoke regret and nostalgia for better times? anyway idk what this even is anymore. like just rock with some alt pedal effects idk. why does it goes on for so long
Inquisition Into the Infernal Regions of the Ancient
ah balls why does this joke band have so many albums
Inquisition Invoking the Majestic Throne of Satan
satan would take one listen to this and immediately shoot up to god begging for forgiveness
Inquisition Ominous Doctrines of the Perpetual Mystical...
aw man listening to this is like having to sit through a presentation by that loser kid who doesn't realize how bad he is and taking all the cringe upon yourself instead
Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark
whatever was good on this album is completely obliterated by the suck. not that maiden was ever good anyway.
Iron Maiden The X Factor
despite having a better singer this album is a godawful waste of time true rating 0.5
Iron Maiden Virtual XI
my god it's like load and reload all over again
Iron Maiden A Matter of Life and Death
nothing at all interesting on this album zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier
this album is nothing but white noise. also a big lol at them trying to use synths on their last few albums to spice things up
Iron Maiden The Book of Souls
an album the length of a feature film? really? you fuckers think you're worth that fucking time? aside from a few decent but hardly conciliatory instrumental sections, this album ain't worth shit. 16 albums in i'm so tired of the boring riffs, slow ass going on for way too long songs that fail to be epic in any capacity, annoying vocals, platitudinous lyrics, and the flat attempts at being deep and impactful. like fuck it's been nearly 3 decades since you did anything worthwhile, just fuck off
Iron Maiden Senjutsu
this just came out this month and it's the same ol' same ol' shit. another feature length film of boredom and ennui. on the plus side having now listened to each and every one of maiden's 17 albums, i can positively say that this band has never been, is not, and will never be a good band. fuck the irons and your disingenuous brown nosing bullshit.
Judas Priest British Steel
dear lord please help i cant stand these fuckers. breaking the law is a weak ass rock song. why out of the thousands of bands in the world did this one have to make it to 18 albums? kill me please, this is what should have been used to torture iraqi soldiers, 0.5
Judas Priest Killing Machine
2 albums in one year is never a good sign. rock forever is anything but. evening star and take on the world make me want to kill myself. the best part of this album is the 30 seconds of silence on burnin up. omg this is literal torture, make it stop@@@@@@ true rating 0.5
Judas Priest Point of Entry
and here come the not so subtle homoerotic titles. does anything really need to be said here? far below average worthless rock songs 0.5
Judas Priest Rocka Rolla
lmao what is this hippie shit? negative 5 for wasting my time. SHE A CHEETAH! someone needs to let go of halford's balls
Korn Korn
listened to this for lolz lololoolloololololololololololololololololo
Korn Life Is Peachy
korn sucks so fucking much omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
holy bitch one of the most boring debuts in recording history
Led Zeppelin Presence
i despise this boring jazzy bullshit so help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
listened in honour of their new album tomorrow. this is what happens when the loser stoner kid in the back turns out to make more money than you ever will
Limp Bizkit Gold Cobra
oh how the mighty have fallennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Limp Bizkit Still Sucks
what an amazingly mind-blowing album well worth the decade long wait. goodbye, goodbye, goodbye indeed
Mayhem Grand Declaration of War
lmaooooooo this is what dead and euronymous died for?
Megadeth Countdown to Extinction
kalmah's cover of skin is much better than the original. jesus this is lame. sweating bullets and captive honour are cringey af. only decent riffs in title track
Megadeth Cryptic Writings
slow, lazy and boring. the minimalist art itself warns you this is a filler album you'd do well to avoid
Megadeth The World Needs a Hero
more like megabitch. how can you put a name like megadeth on this thing? tired of all these lullaby albums, though dread has some amusing lyrics, true rating 0.5
Megadeth So Far, So Good... So What!
this sucks just as bad if not worse than peace sells. mundane, unthrashy, boring, etc.
Megadeth Risk
insomnia made me laugh. this is really sad man, true rating 0.5.
Metallica Reload
only slightly better than their last load of shit. load of shit was 0.5, if that, this is a true 1.
Metallica Load
completely forgettable. pathetic. a total waste of time. would give less than 1 if I could.
Motorhead 1916
this shit's way too damn happy with some highly uncharacteristic floaty synth shit in the middle. clearly they were on drugs making this. oh god and then lemmy trying to be poignant on title pls stop
Motorhead Snake Bite Love
damn cool cover. you'd think 1998 production would be better. more like snake. bitch. dead.
Motorhead Ace of Spades
more pointless sleepy rock songs zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Motorhead Bomber
slower and more boring than their previous efforts. obama's a bomba! obama's a bomba! hey!
Motorhead March Or Die
okay so we're continuing with the jack happy gay shit with some 60s soft rock in nice guy...why is there a vicious demon boar skull on the cover? motorhead more like motordead get yourself an oil change
Motorhead Hammered
starts with a ballad, awkward, then continues with some weak filler rock songs. lol @ serial killer
Motorhead On Parole
utter shit no wonder it was never officially released 0.5
Obliteration Perpetual Decay
there should be a new genre coined for this kind of album--baby dm or deathlite or some such. weak, slow, unoriginal, this kind of music only serves br00tal kids thinking they're listening to something heavy.
Periphery Periphery
this is even worse than the average corezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Periphery Juggernaut: Omega
nothing even needs to be said why did someone have to bump this upppppp
Periphery Juggernaut: Alpha
omg full prog metalcore this is trv satans music wereallgonnadie
Periphery Periphery III: Select Difficulty
can someone shut off the whiny emo boy plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Phish Undermind
omfg fish fucking sucks fuck you sonic for mentioning this crap
Possessed Revelations of Oblivion
33 years just for some overlengthy garbage thrash? really? how did this band ever come up with seven churches?
Slayer Seasons in the Abyss
it's so sad hearing the downfall of such an iconic band in person. slow, boring, they stopped even trying here. why did they think sounding like metallica's generic albums was a good idea? the voiceovers are cringey and take away whatever bit of soul this album had left. and what's with the 3rd grader album cover?
Slayer South of Heaven
damn right you let me rate this 1. this album is even more boring than rib with araya's vocals doing nothing whatsoever.
Slayer God Hates Us All
first of all a lol at spotify using the censored covers for this and christ illusion. second idk if god hates you or not but i sure as hell fuckin' do. i reject this fucking album, i despise this fucking music. they got a bible on the cover but it seems to me more likely they've been nailing down pages from korn's book. everyone falls, are we playing ring around the rosie?? jesus man this is sad, hard to believe this is slayer. 0.5 true rating.
Slayer Divine Intervention
i know i complained about the last album cover but this modern looking polished one, though pretty cool, just doesn't match their style. anyway album sucks, sounds like one of the shittier death albums but with even weaker riffs. the only ones slayer has slain are their own selves.
Slayer Diabolus in Musica
i take it back, you can have your modern album cover bc this is just godawful (no pun intended)! and the title just screams "filler". this album sounds like one of those angsty teen bands, korn or some shit. these grown men ought to be ashamed playing this shit. fuckin' sad, man. is their name slayer or pussy? my god. 0.5 true rating.
Slayer World Painted Blood
the most uninspired album cover for the least inspired album, basically christ illusion but worse
Strangulation Between Nothing and Eternity
this is some weak ass death wannabe boring shit yo. no wonder they never did anything else
Teenage Jesus and the Jerks Pre Teenage Jesus
the damn saxophone killed this for me. the damn saxophone killed this for me
The Rolling Stones The Rolling Stones
original stones fucking suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Tool 10,000 Days
finally i can give one of these their true rating. am bored plz help
Van Halen Van Halen III
a far too long collection of incredibly boring rock songs
Venom Metal Black
like everything they've done before but worse bleh. way to steal bodom's you're better off dead lyrics nearly word for word on blessed dead. only somewhat decent track is title but even then lyrics screw that up too.
Venom Hell
this is some weak ass shit yo. an album filled with filler.
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