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5.0 classic
Johann Pachelbel Canon and Gigue in D
The best, most beautiful, and most perfect song ever written. An impossibly intricate version of this plays in Heaven.

4.5 superb
Antonin Dvorak Serenade for Strings, Op.22, B.52
absolute masterpiece of a serenade, let ii take you and your lady away
Antonio Vivaldi Concerto for 2 violins in A minor, RV 522
a lively, exciting allegro, a dramatic and heart-rending L&S, and another blazing allegro that progresses and completes what the first began
Children of Bodom Hate Crew Deathroll
Crimson Moonlight Songs From The Archives
this compilation contains their most awesome tracks, indeed as 15-18 are from a lost demo. peak symphonic black to compete with emperor
Deicide The Stench of Redemption
brutal traditional dm infused with enticing melodies make this beast a treat to behold. if only more dm bands would replace their guitarists with guys that actually know how to do something
Emperor Wrath of the Tyrant
emperor at their rawest & trvest kvlt. i love forgotten centuries and graveless so much omg it doesn't get much better than this
Equilibrium Sagas
Prolog 4; Wurzel 4.5; Blut 5; Unbesiegt 5; Verrat 4; Snuffel 4; Heim 4.5; Heider 3; Die Weide 4.5; Des Sangers 4; Ruf 4; Dammerung 4; Mana 5 sagas is total kickass folk style bm
Franz Schubert Ave Maria Violin duo, Op.52 No.6, D.839
no words
Insomnium Since the Day It All Came Down
near perfect album, peak melodeath
Johann Sebastian Bach The Well-Tempered Clavier I BWV 846-869
so many gripping bangers, just listen to it
Kalmah The Black Waltz
Defeat 4.5; Bitter 4; Time 4.5; Gallows 4; Title 5; Terminal 4; Man of the King 4; Groan 4; Mindrust 4.5; One 4 easily kalmah's best in melodic riffs and new unrivalled death vox
Krallice Diotima
Twilight Force Heroes Of Mighty Magic
this is so fucking gay and i love it

4.0 excellent
1914 Where Fear and Weapons Meet
pretty epic blackened death/doom. a highlight in tread but nothing bad at all. just the vox aren't the greatest and a deeper more powerful growl would have suited this better
Aephanemer A Dream Of Wilderness
Check out my epic review; Land of Hope 3; Antigone 4.5; Of Volition 3.5; Le Radeau de La M?duse 4 (French Version 4.5); Roots and Leaves 3.5; Vague ? l'?me 3; Strider 4; Panta Rhei 4; Title 4; Old French Song 4 crazy fun melodic dm with wicked french lady vox
Aephanemer Prokopton
goddamn these francophones let it go like nothing else. it's like if early equilibrium went full melodeath instead of black folk. this is some zany shit. fuck me even the instrumentals are just a good time by themselves. marion is hot too
Al-Namrood Estorat Taghoot
magical bm from a place where such things are forbidden
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Twilight 5; Free 3; Guardians 5; God 4; Varyags 5; Tattered 5; No Fear 2.5; Hero 2.5; Live 2.5; Embrace 3 contains their most epic headbangers, prepare to conquer
Amon Amarth The Avenger
easily the best of their early albums. raw, much more deathy mdm with every member really into performing their part. aa at their freshest and most eager. north sea storm's gotta be their best song ever and it's a hard tie between this and twilight as their best album overall
Amorphis Skyforger
peak morphis im right ur wrong git rekt git shrekt
Ancestor (FIN) With No Strings Attached
as great as kalmah would become they could just as easily have had a career in osdm. better than ur shitty autopsy n friends
Antestor Martyrium
Spiritual 4; Materialistic 3.5; Depressed 5; Thoughts 5; Inmost Fear 3; Sun 3; Searching 2.5; Title 3.5; Mercy Lord heavy fuckin 5. These guys dont always hit but when they hit it they fucking hhhiiiiiiiiitttttttttt ittttttttttt
Antivenom Sacred Funeral
trv christian black metal every track is win. so much passion in his vox, christian bm debuts > secular debuts (save emperor etc)
Antonin Dvorak 8 Piano Humoresques, Op.101, B.187
i adore these humoresques, i, v, vii, viii < 3
Antonio Vivaldi L'Estro Armonico No. 12 in E Major, Op. 3, RV 265
a masterpiece in it's own right, love this lively concerto
Antonio Vivaldi Lute Concerto in D major RV 93
amazing allegros unfortunately attached to a dismal largo
Antonio Vivaldi Mandolin Concerto in C major, RV 425
i is one of my most favourite classical pieces of all time, so much energy and joy. ii is this subtle, furtive shadow that grips over time, finally iii brings back a light thrush that complements i in a more playful, less assertive fashion
Arcangelo Corelli 12 Concerti Grossi, Op.6
an epic collection of highlight as well as generic baroque with my personal favourites including 1 iv, 4 i, 4 v, 4 vi, 5 iii, and 10 v
Arghoslent The Entity
easily their best release
Artificial Brain Labyrinth Constellation
like krallices debut but death metal
Augury Fragmentary Evidence
techdeath done right
Bathory Katalog
this is just a track pulled from each album up to this point as a sampler u dolt. none of the tracks have been changed. anyway album is pure win, fuck you mithridates u total retard
Bathory Bathory
Bathory The Return of the Darkness and Evil
the second venture into black metal more fully derived while starting to pick up the tradition of folky epicness
Bathory Blood Fire Death
quorthon thrashing it the fuck up combining epic journeys with blazing 10k horsepower riffs
Bathory Nordland II
quorthon's pinnacle achievement with best in shore, esp sea wolf, n messenger ZE GOAT
Bathory Nordland I & II
only thing better than one nordland is both nordlands side by side
Bathory In Memory of Quorthon
the myth, the man, the legend, a good comp of everything epic n win of bathory tho its missing certain bangers like messenger
Bathory Jubileum Volume I
bathory gets all my jizz. great selection of classics plus unreleased, dumbass below me doesnt understand what a comp album is
Bathory Jubileum Volume III
another great compilation with extra goodies like the powerful in nomine satanas. stfu mith ur a fucking retard
Batushka Litourgiya
the chanting except on istina is annoying but good bm
Behemoth Evangelion
fucking love behemoth. this is how you do blackened death in the 21st century bros, a modern sound without letting it get soft and keeping the songwriting tight. polish death vox sound so good on lucifer. fuck the haters
Black Forest Dream
a much more magical, symphonic rendition of siffy/northy/sun, and better than them in a lot of ways, but still lacks as a roughly hewn debut, new lp when?
Blue Claw Philharmonic Dance and EDM Classical Remix
dance/electro remixes of some of the most famous classical pieces, esp effective are canon n ave maria, extended mixes better than the radios
Bodom After Midnight Paint the Sky With Blood
Paint the Sky with BLOOD 4; Payback 4; Dead Angels stream cleaned 3.5
Bolt Thrower In Battle There Is No Law!
bolt thrower's only pure win album but what a win m/
Bon Jovi 7800° Fahrenheit
best rock album of all time this site showing full retardation once again
Children of Bodom Hatebreeder
Warheart 4.5; Silent Night 3.5; Title 3.5; Razors 3; Towards Dead End 4.5; Black Widow 3; Wrath 3.5; Band Track easy 5; Downfall 4.5. Aces high cover is also bomb af
Children of Bodom Follow the Reaper
YE-YEAOW! Title 4; Midnight 3.5; SO COME ON MOTHAFUCKA GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT! Decadence 4; Everytime 4; Mask 3.5; Scythe 3.5; iduntgivafukif YOU HATE ME! top 5 bodom just about a perfect 5; Comfort weird and worst song on the album but still 3.5; Shadows the best last minute song ever 4. demo hate me is more awesome in some ways than the final
Children of Bodom Blooddrunk
Everyone who hates this is a little bitch. Hellhounds 4; Title 3.5; Lobodomy 3.5; One Day 3.5; Smile 4; Tie My Rope 55555555 one of the best tracks they've ever done YOW!; Done with Everything 4; Banned from Heaven 4; Roadkill 4
Children of Bodom Are You Dead Yet?
Living Dead Beat 5 such a good song to walk to; Title 4.5 dat introspective poetry; Peace 4 dat roman adage; Punch 3.5 weirdest ballad but ok; In Your Face 55555555 radio edit is *bleeping* hilarious; Next In Line 2.5 one of their shittiest songs; Bastards 4 obnoxiously good; Trashed 4 also obnoxiously good; Fall 3.5 some of the most retarded lyrics alexi's ever spewed but who fuckin cares
Children of Bodom Hellhounds On My Trail
title ofc is great, condition meh, bed of nails awesome, live tracks great but dont add anything
Children of Bodom Trashed, Lost & Strungout
knuckleduster is pure win, n bed of nails n beautiful are among their best covers, title is a 3.5
Children of Bodom In Your Face
in your face is one of their best tracks ever, oops cover is how u turn a flimsy pop song into a total rocker esp with that epic drop transfiguration, and then "censored" version of in your face is just as fucking hilarious from the amount of beeps required to make it 'radio friendly' (was it ever actually played on radio? someone send me a link)
Children of Bodom Tokyo Warhearts
best live album ever. band of 19 year old bros 4 lyfe suddenly finding themselves so successful as to travel halfway across the world to go crazy n just unleash their raw energetic party on the pacific island masses. keys/guitar duel is great. alexi still has a thick finnish accent lmao
Children of Bodom Skeleton in the Coffin
aces high is one of their best ever covers, n naturally they make war n hypnosis sound so much better than their originals
Coroner Mental Vortex
smooth transitions and slow sections, thrashy melodies. main riffs of son of lilith almost like blooddrunk. don't care for semtex. sirens is boring. metamorphosis pretty cool riffage and damn dat solo. pale sister's groovy af. about life is a pretty cool mdm song. gonna pretend the beatles cover isnt there
Crimson Moonlight Veil of Remembrance
bounces all over the place in the extreme genres (as well as an embarrassing amount of mccore on embraced not to mention several worthless tech/prog sections on echoes) but overall holds strong to its blackened death/death/black/melodic death/melodic black frame
Crimson Moonlight Eternal Emperor
excellent addition to the emperor (heh) and dimmu borgir tradition
Death Scream Bloody Gore
Death Leprosy
solid and the last of death's actual dm albums. pretty much just goes ahrd all the way thru but my favs are title, born, past n esp casket
Death Death By Metal (Demo)
Decapitated Winds of Creation
too bad the winds petered out after this
Der Weg Einer Freiheit Der Weg Einer Freiheit
quality modern bm. not much to complain about it's just good
Dimmu Borgir Enthrone Darkness Triumphant
dimmy hit their stride in the epic enthrone darkness triumphant, excellent musicianship mired in dense layers of dark, heavy riffs, drums and vox, their patented symphony elevating this masterwork high above the competition
Dimmu Borgir Devil's Path
when dimmy was still worthy of the name dimmu borgir, pure win bm
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
album is pure win save trail power on m/
Eluveitie Spirit
always forget how good this album is. raw, a little bmy, starts good and continually crescendos into better and better tracks, this is mdm style folk at its best
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse
album cover is wicked af. album generally excellent with highlights in infinity n pantheon (no not black wizards), bathory cover on rerelease is win
Emperor Emperor
emperor bring the trv kvlt in a veritably imperial fashion
Enslaved Vikingligr Veldi
the most badass darkest adventure metal from the earlyish 90s
Enslaved Blodhemn
one of their best albums for sure, thrash bash n crash
Enslaved Hordanes Land
good ep, why didnt they stay like this
Entombed Left Hand Path
love classic tombed
Entombed Stranger Aeons
early 'tombed best 'tombed
Entombed DCLXVI: To Ride Shoot Straight and Speak the Truth
if u -3.5 this ur a loser. awesome death'd rockin riffs unlike anyone has ever metal'd, wreckage wrecks me ahrd
Epica The Classical Conspiracy
pretty good renditions of some of the most well known classical/score pieces save imperial march bc that sucks ass no matter the context, quietus, phantom agony, sancta terra, and consign to oblivion on the album side are such win omg dude
Equilibrium Turis Fratyr
what a great breakout album, churning everything that would later become the masterpiece that is sagas
Eucharist I Am the Void
what a left field album, 25 years later and going almost full on modern bm. infinitely better than the crap they dished out in the 90s, a couple tracks subtly hearken to their roots (as does the title perhaps), while the tt makes use of some tasteful prog
Exodus Pleasures of the Flesh
better than anything the big bore ever did
Falkenbach ...En Their Medh Riki Fara...
such a weird album, so hard to believe this was created in '96. straight up good black folky jams
Finntroll Blodsvept
finntroll actually lay out a masterful album. still ironically title track is the only one i like listening to
Finntroll Midnattens Widunder
the best n trvest trvll, too bad its so short
Franz Schubert Fantasia in F minor, D. 940
schubert roams across a multitude of landscapes in this 4 movement piece meant to be played with your lady ( ? ?? ?)
Frederic Chopin Waltzes, Op. 64
no 1 is pure riffage win, no 2 is subtler but classy, no 3 not the best closer but rounds it out all the same
Frederic Chopin Polonaises, Op. 26
fairly excellent with a lot of tempo changes and emotional landscapes
Frederic Chopin Polonaises Op. 40
no 1 is pure delight, no 2 is rather stark
Galneryus Under the Force of Courage
excellent anime metal overall, tho the random haphazard proggy bits slow it down and the latter half of the album doesnt quite clinch despite quality, raise my sword and voice of grievous cry are the trv winners on this bum
Ghost Bath Moonlover
ghost bathers do it better cry moar. death n maiden is just as good if not better than golden number, n happyhouse n silv flower p 2 are runnerups. bonus ascension is a banger too get new ears lil frubs
Ghost Bath Starmourner
essential melodic blackgaze trumping their previous masterpiece in moonlover. ya'll are fuckin losers lmao
Glenn Gould Bach: Goldberg Variations
excellent performance
Gorement The Ending Quest
excellent death doom that shits all over ur favourite autopsy
Heidevolk Walhalla Wacht
not technically a 4 bc of how simple it is, but the execution is perfect so anything less would just be wrong, top tier folk metal
Hellhammer Death Fiend
look at the poseurs above and below. try trv primitive black metal bitches
Horde Hellig Usvart
the trvest of the trv kvvvvvllllltttttt
Immortal At the Heart of Winter
one of the most epic artworks ever for the highlight of the icy beast that is Immortal. the masters of thrashy black metal bestow their greatest endeavour into the realm of blashyrkh upon the world that truly reaches into the heart of winter
Immortal Souls Under the Northern Sky
frostmind 3.5 in flamsey; cleansing 4 so good; cold northwind 4.5 amazing track; blue flame 3; snowfalls decent instrum (3); title 3.5; love demise 4 tight af; metsa cool instrum 3.5; winterheart 4 grungy; painthings 4 the best of their epics for sure
Incantation Mortal Throne of Nazarene
excellent osdm with just the right amount of doom
Incantation Vanquish in Vengeance
excellent n trv deathdoom, invoked, progeny, hellions n hollow sounds do me dirty
Infester To the Depths... In Degradation
legendary osdm. idk why ppl keep saying underrated this is pure heart n soul dm n anyone who hates on it is no dmer
Insomnium In the Halls of Awaiting
such a solid debut omg every track worth spinning mwah
Insomnium Above the Weeping World
first couple songs are generic af but it picks up and holds on, heart to grave is pretty damn solid. not as good as debut tho
Intestine Baalism An Anatomy of the Beast
solid osdm with random but welcome melodies n shrieks
Johann Sebastian Bach Toccata and Fugue in D minor, BWV 565
one of those epic compositions everyone knows even if they dont know they know it. at times dramatically intense, at others playfully lofty, bach gonna rip yo shit long after all your nude muddle is long forgotten
Johann Sebastian Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 3 in G major, BWV 1048
one of bach's best, excellent flow and distinction between fast and slow elements, violin is centre stage and wins it
Johann Sebastian Bach Triple Concerto in A minor BWV 1044
excellent epic concerto, though the flute can be abrasive at times
Johann Sebastian Bach Goldberg Variations, BWV 988
all kinds of key rifflings for any type of listener or player, fast, slow, middling, short, longer, beautiful, melancholic. ii and vi are my particular favourites
Kalmah Swamplord
Evil 5; Wither 4; Berija 3.5; Roija 3.5; Dance 4; Hades Huuuuge 5; Alt 4; Word 4; Blind 4; Vezi 4 very unique and very darkly elegant mdm
Krallice Krallice
a slightly premature but still satisfying orgasm
Leaves' Eyes Sign of the Dragonhead
like a more artistic eluveitie, excellent album
Ludovico Einaudi Una Mattina
beautiful piano songs starring ora, a fuoco, and nuvoles nere e esp bianche
Ludwig van Beethoven Violin Sonata No.9 in A major, Op.47
i is virtuosic yet does not quite capture anything, ii is good when the lesser trills are trimmed, iii is nothing short of a masterpiece
Ludwig van Beethoven Piano Sonata No14 C-sharp minor,Op.27No2
gentle, dark, translucent, one of the first things you'll ever learn to play on piano culminating into the bombastic fury of the 3rd movement, the moonlight sonata will be played long after all the terrible shit you currently listen to and if you dont like it you're deafer than beethoven ever was
Ludwig van Beethoven Piano Sonata No. 13 in E♭ major, Op. 27, No. 1
movements ii and iv go ahrd as a couple of beety's best
Luke Faulkner Original Singles
excellent modern compositions evocative of a simple but true spirit with highlights in daydreaming, new beginning, ballade, and the haunted castle
Luke Faulkner The Midnight Tide
man knows how to riff
Luke Faulkner Chopin: Waltzes and Polonaises
the man knows how to play chopin
Melechesh As Jerusalem Burns...Al´Intisar
unholy trv bm from the holy of holies
Mgla Exercises in Futility
the poles know how to black metal bitches
Mgla Further Down the Nest
no one does modern bm quite like the mwah
Mithotyn King of the Distant Forest
beautiful melodic folk black that goes straight to your viking heart
Moonlight Sorcery Piercing Through the Frozen Eternity
dont listen to manosg. cheap drum set so them fills sound like shit n the vox could be more powerful and/or mixed more emphatically but overall this is solid black symph/folk and cant wait to see them put out their first lp another great find muzzy
Moonsorrow Metsä
best moonsy, hvergelmir is pure magic
Moonsorrow Tämä ikuinen talvi
trvest and best sorrow
Morbid Angel Covenant
there's the morbid i know and love. simple formula folks, if you dont like covenant you dont like death metal
Mortification Scrolls of the Megilloth
Nocturnal 4; Terminate Damnation 4.5; Eternal 4; Chalice 3.5; Lympho 3.5; Title 5 fucking epic; Death 4; Necromanicide 4.5; Inflamed 3.5; Ancient Prophecy 4
Nightshade Wielding The Scythe
a weird combination of flames and dissection, check it out
Nokturnal Mortum To Lunar Poetry
damn good folk black hail ukraine inb4 someone comments hope putin gets them ps essence is a bitch agreed
Nokturnal Mortum Goat Horns
a less intense but far more artistic early dimmy. title is such a jam omg. tighten yo skinny jeans all u anime boyz out there cuz im sounding all of them as usual
Nokturnal Mortum Orathania / Коляда
a couple of the nokt's best tracks on this cute little ep
Nokturnal Mortum NeChrist
amazing first half with a momentum keeping folky second half, concluding strongly in nebesnoye serebro peruna
Obituary Slowly We Rot
slowly this is not. track after track of the tightest, most relentless dm bb
Omnium Gatherum Origin
omnium is as gatherum does. highlight in friction but there isn't a bad song on this album. also singles chaospace and blade reflections are pure win as well, why theyre not on here i have no idea
Omnium Gatherum New World Shadows
dark, slow, and penetrating, with their usual turtle-rabbit song structures and everyday lyrics. cant go wrong with jukka era omnium
Omnium Gatherum The Burning Cold
consistent melodeath album with only 2 bad tracks in fearless entity and cold, everything else is win
Oxygen Destroyer Sinister Monstrosities Spawned...
finally a good present day death metal recommendation. this shit's so good i think imma up it to a 4. doesn't let up or get boring for an entire half hour
Pathfinder Beyond the Space, Beyond the Time
a chaotic eclipse of every pm convention bent, twisted and thrown out every which way. it often gets in its own way as a result but has too many awesome moments to discount it much
Possessed Seven Churches
a damn weird album, thrashy riffs that would become standard death metal and even some that a decade later would be considered black, some random happy-happy in between. love the extra effects they do with the piano/organ combo on the exorcist, the non-cheesy sounding demonic voice on pentagram, and the bell on fallen angel. his vocals aren't the best but trv growls werent a thing yet
Primalfrost Chapters of Time
best amateur black folk written by a sole teenager from the great north, THIS IS CANADA BITCHES
Pyotr Tchaikovsky Serenade for Strings in C major, Op. 48
i and iv go ahrd, ii is the one you've heard, iii is a bridge
Sabaton The Last Stand
bros u got hussars, sparta, scotland, last stand, shiroyama, and no real filler diller tracks this album is bomb and ur a loser if u cant get into it
Sabaton The Great War
all around good album climaxing in red baron
Satyricon Rebel Extravaganza
now this is some sexy bm. once you get past the marilyn manson cover and title you're treated to some loud and bombastic riffs of glory. perhaps it no longer has that trv kvlt feel but it's hella entertaining. songwriting is well thought out and executed, they dont waste a moment with pointless filler. only issue is the crystal clear vox, which while arent mindable to the point it takes away from anything, also arent adding a ton to the overall quality. fuck you pika yes it is
Seith Alas
frosty m'man this is the shit. melodic death/doom done right. too bad they didn't continue in this direction or rly get their name out there
Sgaile Ideals & Morality
sounds like a flock of seagulls gone metal, tony dunn sounds a lot like mike score. highlights in enlighten me & kick louder. you know what brah imma give it 4
Sirenia An Elixir For Existence
excellent new band energy on their sophomore, classic metal elements infused with intelligent compositions instead of just letting every possible bob n pin dangle wherever, among the best of symph
Skyfire Timeless Departure
everything about sky's debut is awesome. that is all
Sonata Arctica Winterheart's Guild
pure magic
Soundtrack (Video Game) Pokemon Colosseum
best ost ever
StormLord At the Gates of Utopia
builds upon their debut to achieve a general masterpiece
StormLord Where My Spirit Shall Forever Be
excellent little ep showcasing the majesty of the stormlord
Suffocation Human Waste
one of the best dm eps ever. solid af save some lagging on jesus
Summoning Dol Guldur
mc dark beats
Summoning Old Mornings Dawn
pure win album, fights ahrd with guldur for best summ
Tenebrarum Alta Magia
trvly magical osdm with synths that equate in just the right way to the brutality when theyre used, along with some atmospherically spoopy intrums that arent rly that good but add sthg not in any other dm. only problem is the vox sounds like he's swallowing the mike to make himself sound bigger in place of more powerful growls n gets dangerously nespithey at times
Threnodist The Vomitous Demo
why do the best osdm bands only last an album or 2. sonic wtf
Thulcandra A Dying Wish
excellent modern bm going beyond the dissection worship to create something of their own imo going so far as to achieve an album greater than their main inspiration
Thyrfing Valdr Galga
folky dimmu borgir ftw, deceitful goes especially ahrd
Toby Fox Undertale OST
also the best ost ever. core, death by glamour, song that might, asgore AHRD, finale, last goodbye, trv hero, hopes n dreams AHRD, dont give up, save the world, reunited, heartache AHRD, spider dance, bonerousle, and the pope entertaining MEGALOVANIA
Twilight Force Tales of Ancient Prophecies
my life now belongs to twilight force
Vader Litany
a relentless attack of ahrd but playful dm
Vader Impressions In Blood
another solid album by the vader, a little weak in the first half but nevertheless non stop entertainment
Vader Tibi et Igni
real tight deathrash with orchestral and melodic elements. most death/thrash acts just chug away thinking they're doing something cool but Vader shows they actually think about what they're doing and you end up with real music like this. nawet niektore piosenki na polskie!
Vader Necrolust
short with weak vox, but it dont get much better n deathy vader
Venom Welcome to Hell
Windir Soknardalr
windir can have all my babies
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Piano Sonata No. 11 in A major, K. 331
doesn't get much more piano slappy than this bros
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Piano Sonata No.4 in E flat, K282
adagio and menuettos are slower but worth the highlights, then he lets it go in the allegro
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Serenade No. 13 in G Major, K.525
probably the most famous allegro in all music, it's as charming as it is annoying as you've heard it 1000 times before, the most famous pop song of the classical era. then a much less famous andante that is easy to the ear enough and does increase into a minor climax, a rather diminutive and forgettable allegretto, and one of mozart's strongest pieces of all time in the finale allegro, lively and to the heart with a piercing as it is frenzied climax
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Sonata for Two Pianos in D Major, K. 448
i is excellent, ii is gentle, iii is that famous tune you're looking for
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Symphony No. 39 in E♭ major, K. 543
excellent symphony, i goes ahrd, ii and iii are good with editing, and iv is a masterpiece
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Violin Concerto No. 5, K. 219
a very lovely concerto, set by i, amassed in ii and perfected across a vigorous but pleasantly undulating landscape in iii

3.5 great
...and Oceans A.M.G.O.D.
not bad, intell is sexy is the best track
1914 The Blind Leading the Blind
pretty good blackened death a la behemoth, but has way too many interludes and little smudgeons here and there
A Flock of Seagulls The Story of a Young Heart
excellent new wave synth rock from the one and only flock. 7 out of 9 tracks are solid chill bangers that'll take you out of this world. Ca-CAW BITCH!
A Flock of Seagulls The Light At The End Of The World
pretty good lp with highlights in burning up and esp rainfall. pretty decent/chill songs throughout otherwise ending with the sound track to the karate kid
Acid Witch Spooky
good metal in the venom and bathory traditions. their best
Aether (POL) Tale of Fire
definitely furries but pretty good folk mdm with keys
Al-Namrood Atba'a Al-Namrood
title track is so good omg. rest is good arab influenced black metal that could get them killed at any time /m/
Al-Namrood Jaish AlNamrood
good araby metal tunes, atbaa n esp naqoos
Alestorm Sunset on the Golden Age
its dumb, its silly, its also pure fun. the boys rly went out of their way outsourcing ppl much more talented than them to make sthg worth listening to, and it worked. chris's vox still suck and its too bad they didnt replace him/get singing lessons except for the tao cover (which is pure win) but the whole album is honestly a good time obliterating any shits given about its ridiculousness
Alice Cooper Trash
good rock songs, poison and bed of nails are timeless
Amorphis Circle
like silent waters 3 amazing tracks at the beginning and it feels great but then they slowly taper down and i have to finish myself
Amorphis Legacy of Time
good new tracks, good live tracks
Amorphis Black Winter Day
like thousand lakes but shorter
Amorphis Privilege of Evil
a weird but good version of morphis
Amorphis Disment of Soul (demo)
some rly dirty dm. almost wish theyd stayed this way. death to poseurs [2]
Anthrax Sound of White Noise
rockin n energetic rock songs done right. even have an emergent melodeath song in Only
Antonin Dvorak Silhouettes, Op. 8
dainty little tunes without any clinchers
Antonio Vivaldi The Four Seasons
Spring i. 3.5 bombastic with a great climax, tho somewhat annoying ii. 2 quite boring iii. 3.5 great romantic sweeps but dips a bit too much; Summer i. 4 wish there were no slow sections ii. 2 more boring iii. 4.5 stfu its impossible to overplay this masterpiece; Autumn i. 3.5 just as iconic and mid as spring i ii. 1.5 quite boring iii. 3.5 lofty fun; Winter i. 4.5 harder than anything until the 80s ii. 3 the only good adagio of the four concertos iii. 4 snowy with a fitting blizzard of a climax
Arghoslent Hornets of the Pogrom
if george fisher actually had talent and heartwork was actually worked on. highlights in manacled freitage and esp the grenadier. face it heck youre a bigot get over it
Arghoslent Troops of Unfeigned Might
good mdm trax
Arghoslent Bastard Son of One Thousand Whores
pretty good mellydelly trax but poor production
Arkona (RUS) Goi, Rode, Goi!
has the finntroll issue of being generally good but not outstanding, as well as just kind of plain slavic arrangement
Arkona (RUS) Ot Serdtsa K Nebu
not always the best folk, but when they hit it, you will dance
Artificial Brain Artificial Brain
a techdeath album i actually like wtf (its cuz it has soul)
Artificial Brain Infrared Horizon
death metal krallice be like
Astarte Doomed Dark Years
excellent old style bm forged by 3 greek goddesses, empress of the shadow land slays
Atheist Piece of Time
gud old school deathrash, on they slay n beyond best tracks
Atlas Pain What the Oak Left
a lesser version of every folky mdm band u know, but still pretty good
Atrocity Hallucinations
techdeath as it should be, sticking to its roots without more than a passing interest in the foreign elements
Atvm Famine, Putrid and Fucking Endless
some actually good techy melodeath. if you would have told me i'd like it i wouldn't have believed you. even has some cool bass solos in there and prominent throughout
Autopsy Severed Survival
when your drummer copies your homework a bit, a much improved version of leprosy
Autopsy Morbidity Triumphant
autopsy back with an ahrd modern dm album much faster than their usual style n with many zinger solos to boot
Autopsy Critical Madness demo
trv autopsy
Autopsy 1987 demo
trv autopsy, slow dm with ripping solos
hoyl fuck im actually posing a bbmtl album. title (edited), divine attack, and then the finale of monochrome + light n darkness grab me by the nethers
Barathrum Okkult
pretty good bm style rock with plenty of grooves to chill to
Bathory Requiem
bathory at their thrashiest, apocalypse esp is m/
Bathory Under the Sign of the Black Mark
solid bath but lacks the magic of the first 2 bums
Bathory Nordland I
swords n great hall can have all my babies
Bathory Jubileum Volume II
not as good a comp as their others but still rules, the same retard below me still doesnt know what a comp album is
Behemoth The Satanist
tight modern blackened death for the boys
Behemoth Slaves Shall Serve
pretty damn solid for an ep. great tracks, a great niphilim and slighly awkward but fun danzig cover, 2 solid live tracks
Behemoth Ezkaton
another more than solid ep. title track is bomb af definitely one of their best songs, good covers and live tracks as usual
Behemoth Amen
a great ep from the one n only behemot
Belphegor Blutsabbath
solid pizza black but thats about it. the blarghs at end of path are lolz
Billy Talent Billy Talent II
fuck u davezilla that is pure canadian-polish accent vox that must be preserved for all
eternity, and ian d'sa is a god; devil 3.5 fun fact went to school with the kid in the music vid
(he's a dwarf) also did a weird al version of this called my left eye without the glass referring
to losing a contact and thus having difficulty coordinating, demo version of this sounds
interesting; red flag 4 loved the song so much in elementary omg never reconnected until hs;
suffering 3.5 another addictive track; worker bees 3 this is the weirdest and most awkward track
theyve ever written when i listened to the full actual album the first time i was like wtf is this
cuz every other track would get played everywhere all the time, regardless still has a strong
chorus like everything they did back then and always wins me over by the end despite my initial
reaction to wanting to delete it but then dat chor comes in and im like omg; pins and needles 3.5
as trv and full of pathos as can be over a breakup/romantic failure; fallen leaves ive listened to
this shit too much for it to make the trv impact it once did but realistically a 4; line 3 better
written than bees yet too simple, just kind of romps on but good message n d'sa carries it more
than ben does; cowardice 2.5 filler track tho it contains ben's best and most believable screams;
surrender 5 love this song so much, the melody, the d'sa back vox, the desperation, the pathos,
the irony of wanting her to surrender then eventually surrendering himself, somehow tragic despite
nothing actually happening, the double irony of it being so cringe in concept yet so amazing in
execution, basically perfect song; navy song 4 another of their best songs, fun but hard and full
of pathos, d'sa again taking such a strong lead to make it work, the entire track sounding like
the undulations of a ship at sea from smaller to larger waves to heavy gunfire in the midst of
ocean warfare; perfect 2.5 another filler track chorus is rocky but dumb track for the most part,
the ctrl alt del lyric especially cringe af; sympathy fuck me this is trash why didnt the album
end already its long enough total fucking filler track so much for getting this to 4 overall fuck
me have a 2; burn the evidence 2.5 one final filler diller track why end so poorly omg final score
Black Knight Master of Disaster
epic classic metal esp the 1st 2 tracks
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
50+ years later it still kicks the ass of anything in its own time as well as much after, and ozzy's unbelievably nasally voice is still as annoyingly charming as ever. the only metal band to successfully incorporate blues rhythms/tunes
Bolt Thrower Those Once Loyal
first half incorporates some modern elements and works great, second half straight dm that actually has effort put into it, best record since debut way to finish strong
Bolt Thrower The Peel Sessions
weaker versions of the masterpieces that would be on in battle
Bolt Thrower Concession of Pain
demo production leaves it hanging but no doubt this is the win that led to in battle. park u noob
Bon Jovi New Jersey
a better version of slippery with highlights in born baby and blood on blood
Bond Explosive: The Best of Bond
the best of bond agreed: victory, explosive, fuego, viva, duel are topguns while the rest bring good momentum
Bond Born
electropop renditions of some of the most famous classy tunes, highlights in wintersun, victory, korobushka, duel and viva!
Borknagar Borknagar
generally good black metals with sum folky dabbling
Brain Drill Apocalyptic Feasting
not so much tech as just rly fast dm, me like. cry moar you big babies
Brain Drill Quantum Catastrophe
they mellowed out into typical deathy tech but going on for 10 mins straight is quite admirable
Brymir Breathe Fire to the Sun
basically a more coordinated siffy album
Brymir Wings of Fire
symph and bm elements are great most of the time, mdm is basic but works, but when they get in a tight spot they resort to fuckin mccore riffs and vox, taking this down a lot. weak vox in general are a problem for this band. u ppl have no idea what ur listening to lmao
Burzum Aske
soul is a pure win track amidst classically basic bm
Candlemass Ancient Dreams
this is where the mass really starts, archeron is such a jam
Candlemass Tales of Creation
another great album. highlights in unfathomed tower and halls of death
Carach Angren Dance and Laugh Amongst the Rotten
finally an album that actually cares about the instrumentation. cool album
Castlesiege The Council of Trees
the soundtrack of oot mixed with the score of the karate kid
Celtic Frost Morbid Tales/Emperor's Return
trv trash metal bitches m/
Cenotaph (MX) Saga Bélica
good dm but the weak vox take it down more than a few notches
Charles Gounod Ave Maria
schubert + bach + someone who can really sing the lyrics = an excellent composition
Children of Bodom I Worship Chaos
Hurt 3.5 but sounds hollow, great drops; Bodom 3 but also hollow; Morrigan 3.5 but sounds cheap; Horns 3 same hollowness; Prayer one of not one but TWO ballads on the album whoa, more than a little poignant 3.5 but still has that same awkwardness of the others; Title easily best track 5 despite the cheese keys; Tongue 2 fucking garbage filler song; Suicide Bomber 2.5 another awkward dud janne's keys the only thing saving it from oblivion; All for Nothing 3 tighter but somehow more awkward breakup ballad, even the unusually long piano solo not rly adding up to the epicness it ought, just kind of eh; Widdershins actual epic track easy ass 5. covers arent worth much
Children of Bodom Halo of Blood
Waste of Skin 4; Title 4; Scream 2.5 hate that opening riff so much; Transference 5 epic; Blue Moon 3 generic for bodom, whats with the unnecessarily long ass title?; Days 3 another generic for bodom track; Dead Man's 3 cute/creepy track kind of awkward and odd for bodom; Damaged 2 pure filler track one of their worst ever; All Twisted 3 more generic bodom; One Bottle 3.5 generic but fun. sleeping in my car cover is pretty win
Children of Bodom Skeletons in the Closet
pretty much every track on this is an upgrade especially somebody, hypnosis, dont stop, she is beautiful is pure win as a metal song, condition, bed of nails is FUCKING EPIC, aces high is FUCKING EPIC, rebel yell is win, hellion is win, and of course oops i did it again is FUCKING WIN, waiting is lolz more bands should do entire cover albums
Corpsegrinder Corpsegrinder
simpler structures and far more groovy make this better than any actual cc album get rekt get shrekt
Cradle of Filth Nymphetamine
a generally solid effort featuring the addictive classic gilded cunt, followed by title and a myriad collection of decent to above average melodic flicks highlighting in coffin fodder and swansong for a raven. leaves' eyes liv kristine destroys any effort sarah jezebel's ever made on title. my main criticism is that the whole album ought to have been nymphetamine 'fix'd', as a lot of sections are plain filler and the album ought to have been cut down to 50 mins or so
Crimson Moonlight The Covenant Progress
pretty solid blackened death yet seems to be lacking a firm clincher
Crionics Human Error: Ways to Selfdestruction
production is amazing for 2002, solid melodic death/black, yet somehow isnt too amazing despite surefire technicality
Dark Funeral Dark Funeral
great bm from the darkest of funerals
Dark Funeral Angelus Exuro pro Eternus
p good modernized bm with highlights in stigmata, declaration, n dreams, not to mention one of the sickest album arts ever
Dark Funeral The Secrets of the Black Arts
a veritable debut that rises ever so slightly above their contemporaries
Dark Funeral Where Shadows Forever Reign
i like funeral. they actually write songs even if the vox are crystal clear. couldnt even tell this was 21st century. yet another awesome cover too
Dark Funeral We Are the Apocalypse
nightfall is a fun black n roll track while leviathan and title are solid jams, rest is inoffensive standard dark funeral
Darkthrone Cromlech
darkthrone as they should have stayed omg gimme more
Darkthrone Total Death
then they finally put out an album that broke the old hashed bm mold the likes of which any trv poseur will denounce but is actually pretty good
Deafheaven Roads to Judah
violet and first half of tunnel are excellent, middle two tracks leave something to be desired
Deafheaven Demo
pretty good demo, dat daedalus
Death Reign of Terror (Demo)
Death Mutilation (Demo)
Deicide Deicide
raw win dm by the killers of the gods, dead by dawn is classic
Deicide Scars of the Crucifix
death metal as it should be with direction and purpose
Deicide Overtures of Blasphemy
pretty good solid dm in the vein of improved versions of their last 2 albums
Deicide Amon: Feasting the Beast
better versions of some of their earliest songs
Demon Hunter Demon Hunter
raw and full of energy, certainly the best thing to come out of the nu/alt era of hard rock (no this and slipknot have never been metal). screams, infected, throat, black & to a lesser but still ahrd degree wept slap yo mama into next week n the rest still bring general consistency thruout. gauntlet sucks tho
Der Weg Einer Freiheit Agonie
p good german atmospheric black metalz
Dimmu Borgir Alive In Torment
some classic, some mid, n some trash dimmu live. do bands not feel embarrassed when they switch between old gold and easy bake oven in the same set?
Dimmu Borgir Inn I Evighetens Mørke
raw full of young inspiration that doesnt quite reach for the highest
Dismember Like an Ever Flowing Stream
has everything a thrashy dm album needs, but lacks the soul of sthg like lhp. the melodies dont rly belong here either and itd be better if they left them out
Dissection Live and Unplugged
pretty damn solid n tight live album, sounds just as good or better than studio
Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane
a melodic black classic that suffers somewhat from banal prog riffs. some of the demos/alt versions sound better than official release
Dissection Live Legacy
both better n worse in sum ways as studio versions
Dissection Where Dead Angels Lie
one of the epicest of eps, this version of dead angels lie features a believable scream of terror
DragonForce Extreme Power Metal
excellent relentless powaa metaa, legit impressed
DragonForce Killer Elite
excellent collection of some of their most slappiest slaps
DragonForce Sonic Firestorm
trv pm with highlights in spirit n fury n once
Elina Garanca Meditation
lovely voice, works well done with an especial highlight in the cantique du noel
Eluveitie Origins
another solid entertaining but not mind-blowing album by the swiss, nameless, darkness, virunus, inception, vianna are all excellent followed by the main highlights of the album in silver sister and king, not one to miss for any folk afficionado
Eluveitie Slania
Samon 3.5 best instrum intro ever; Primordial 3.5; Inis Mona the song that defines this band 4; Gray 3.5; anagan nice enough instrum but pretty fillery 3; bloodstained tries to be intense but mostly just sounds rushed 3; somber lay total filler track 2.5; title pretty unique n epic track 4; giamonios cute little flute bit i guess not bothering rating; Tarvos pretty much a remix of all previous but still nice so 3.5; rain a hidden gem one of their best 4; elembivos just as samon is the best instr intro this is best out 4
Eluveitie Ategnatos
first metal album with the new lineup and about as good as an elv album gets. indeed, good riddance to anna as her replacements are not only much hotter women but a lot more talented as well. ambiramus is the starchild here with the rest of the album a consistent medium rare to medium throughout, though of course the deletion of the worthless narration bits would improve it slightly
Emile Waldteufel Estudiantina Waltz
on one hand generic victorian classical, on the other a trv old time banger
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
alsvartr is just silly, as are all the clean vocals throughout except on strength. first half is a disappointing progression from nightspirit until loss & curse. next 20 minutes are pretty damn solid, but wanderer, though a hauntingly poetic instrumental track, doesn't take the place of a final solid song. longing spirit on rerelease doesn't help either
Emperor As the Shadows Rise
whatever you can hear on this is amazing. ^ music thru a turbine engine
Emperor Reverence
loss n curse is a masterpiece but then they start to show the prog in spirit and opus is just a banal synth track
Ensiferum Ensiferum
this is one of those weird albums where it should be amazing bc it has everything to be so, but it ends up just being decently above average. i blame in part jaris lame shout vox. best track is token of time, and yes, turis fratyr and sagas completely destroy this
Ensiferum Demo -97
epic and pure as it should have remained
Ensiferum Demo II
another excellent effort by the early sif, tho already showing what would soon be chinks in their armour as well, highlight in white storm and the main riff of dreamers prelude
Enslaved Frost
a lot more generic than debut, nevertheless a flirty bm feast
Entombed Crawl
excellent dm ep done only the way entombed do
Entombed But Life Goes On
amazing initial demo by the 'tombed
Entombed Clandestine
a step down from left hand path, less deathy and already exhibiting what would become their signature death n roll style
Epica The Quantum Enigma
quite possibly the best leading intro ive ever heard, second stone is a great opener, followed by the in equal parts awkward and awesome essence of silence, i swear at a couple points the chorus is yelling piii-kaaa-chuuu. victims is another weirdly-awesome track, same with insomnia. canvas is this albums tides of time and isnt bad, corruption another good track. rest is dece but not worth hearing again save the omen chorus. overall a powerfully bombastic something piece with great lines scattered throughout
Epica Design Your Universe
epica is the band equivalent of that awkward kid who should be a total loser but everyone likes him because of how comfortable he is in his awkwardness. this is pica's best, a random mishmash of total amateurs doing their own thing and it sounding pretty alright, esp when simone goes as high as she can omg
Epica The Divine Conspiracy
a simone-driven symphonic feast (and given that she went so far as to strip down for the cover it ought to be) telling you, and you, and you, that your religion is full of shit. first half is pretty solid requiring only minor edits, but gets a little rickety after the hebrew inspired instrumental with death falling short and only the chorus of living a lie being any good, but returns to the win with the sexy fools of damnation and pretty good beyond belief, finally culminating in the total garbage track safeguard but excellent sancta terra, ending with the decent but necessarily edited title track
Epica The Solace System
pretty good ep with highlights in title, wheel, n the epic poetry
Equilibrium Demo 2003
the record company when handed this demo tape: SHUT UP, TAKE MY MONEY, AND GO ON TO RECORD AMAZING FOLK ALBUMS FOR AT LEAST THE NEXT DECADE!!! to which they most literally adhered
Equilibrium Renegades (8-Bit)
when ur 8 bit album is better than ur actual album. himmel und feuer actually sounds so good, path of destiny is much better. moonlight turns from an unlistenable garbage heap to a slapper, likewise kawaakari. final tear is some intense shit if u were 8 yrs old n u heard that on the final boss omg shit ur pants. hype sounds the same but kawaii, phoenix as well
Equilibrium Waldschrein
pretty good ep giving a clear idea for what was to come
Equilibrium Erdentempel
still a pretty good lp but lost a lot of their power and epicness along the way, just what happens when youre whole lineup changes i guess. robse cool tho. best track is easily sound of our flutes. also was ist dies englisch?!?!?! that the epic 11 min instrum aufbruch is bonus is bullshit, but its not that good anyway
Equilibrium Rekreatur
how does one follow an album as epic as sagas? one cant, and thus this awkward 'rekreated' album. every facet is essentially a chimera from the art to the title. gone is stang to be replaced with the lovable but much less talented robse, whose vox have an added effect to make them seem harsher than they really are to try to make up for it. thus this album is largely standard symphonic/folk fare with some harsher elements as callbacks, though fahrtwind ( ?? ?? ??) and wenn erdreich bricht are still masterpieces. the volkls would leave next, and one more attempt at a heavy folk album would be made in erdentempel, before the once great pieces of equilibrium were knocked right off their rocker. mindestens es ist alle auf deutsch! bonus acoustics are kind of fun esp blut im auge und heimwarts omg
Eternal Tears of Sorrow Vilda Mánnu
a bit rough as a sophy ought to be but classic mdm
Eternal Tears of Sorrow Children of the Dark Waters
generally competent symph n mdm sections without doing anything that great save midnight bird almost sounding like kalmah
Eternal Tears of Sorrow Before the Bleeding Sun
another mid solid album with highlights in rune n tar
Eternal Tears of Sorrow Chaotic Beauty
autumns grief and seventh eclipse are masterpieces, rest is mid to good kalmah-cof mdm
Exodus Bonded by Blood
trv trash but baloff sucks on vox they made a great decision recruiting the souzer
Exodus Impact Is Imminent
consistent high quality thrash unlike the big four
Exodus Fabulous Disaster
rocky thrash party
Exodus Objection Overruled
yea the cover sucks but their tracks are m/ get ducked noob
Fairyland Score to a New Beginning
has a lot of average duds but also has bangers like godsent, gates of morken, and title
Falconer Black Moon Rising
folky pm whose subtle power builds until the end of each track, a result of largely simple guitars and mathias' plain, casually joyful vocals. some handbacks to the mithotyn days as well, highlights in locust swarm and halls n chambers
Fellowship The Saberlight Chronicles
rly tows the line between great and plain, but enough here to solidify a jello-y 3.5, glory days is bomb though
Finntroll Nattfodd
solid folk rocks but only trollhammeren rly grips me
Finntroll Nifelvind
another solid folk met album, but nothing gripping this time
Finntroll Jaktens Tid
rough troll but the only real standout is krigsmjod
Finntroll Trollhammaren
fun ep, title n hemkomst are win
Finntroll Ur Jordens Djup
general trollyness with highlights in korpens, maktig, ormhaxan, n spira
Finsterforst Zum Tode Hin
finntroll x moonsorrow and better than both
Flyleaf Memento Mori
a trv rock album. heavy production much improves quality tho it takes away from her voice unlike debut. but on a lot of tracks it works, finding stride in missing and not rly letting up too much afterwards. also get charged with kind, n then the banger trinity of treasure, circle, n arise. no idea wtf that cover is tho
Flyleaf Remember to Live
legit good acoustic ep
Fort Minor The Rising Tied
generally good rap n effects with remember the name being the only star
Franz Liszt Liebestraume, S.541
gentle and soothing nocturnes each augmenting into a powerful crescendo without losing their character
Franz Schubert 4 Impromptus, D.899
middling excitable yet morose impromptus of which ii and the famous iv are the most gripping
Frederic Chopin Fantaisie-Impromptu, Op. 66
quite a few awkward bits so i can somewhat understand him wanting to burn it but it's not actually bad at all, a tad more balance and less superficial diddlies and it could have worked out
Frosttide Awakening
amateurish but still decent siffyesque mdm. the poor souls waiting below
Frozen Crown The Fallen King
a pleasant power metal surprise. lovely male-female vox throughout, tho the harsh on some songs sucks. fail no more and shieldmaiden are highlights and < 3
Galneryus The Flag Of Punishment
too many flags on this album. anyway pretty solid pm debut with no anime. tybalt ur a lil bitch
Galneryus Beyond the End of Despair...
lots of hits n misses but def on the favourable side
Galneryus One For All - All For One
tracks 1-3 are bomb followed by diverging mid to goods
Galneryus Union Gives Strength
starts weak, mid songs are great, rerecs good but why tho
Galneryus Between Dread and Valor
another solid release, run to the edge and with pride are the bangers
GAME FREAK Pokémon Blue & Pokémon Red
epic, best tracks are battle vs gym leader, ss anne, pokemon league, and ofc battle vs champion
Gamma Ray Land of the Free
excellent trad style pm without any highlights
Gates Of Ishtar The Dawn of Flames
perpetual dawn is the only master class here but the general quality cant let it go less than 3.5
George Frideric Handel Music for the Royal Fireworks, HWV 351
i and iv are the main stars in this overall decent suite
George Frideric Handel Wassermusik, Suite nr. 3 in G-dur, HWV 350
a lofty short suite with too much flute. cant personally stand any movement but it gets up there and almost strikes gold at points
George Frideric Handel Wassermusik, Suite nr. 2 in D-dur, HWV 349
a great yet short suite with the famous ii movement justifiably so
Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous
love ghost. best cutesy goth rock band? best cutesy goth rock band
Ghost (SWE) Demo
good demo leading into the debut album, death knell very sabbathy
Glasya Attarghan
the narration is better than most actually since he adds a dark gruffness to it, an interesting story too set in ancient assyria. omg dual female-male vox. and shes a soprano fuck yeah, some growls epica style
Glasya Heaven's Demise
pretty good symphonic debut with a pretty cover. no exit from myself is a dream despite the dumb title omg her voice
Gorgoroth Pentagram
at times generic, at others fun af, gorgy got riffs
Gosia Andrzejewicz Wojowniczka
peak power pop, better than anything with britney's name on it, track 5 is dedicated to 99% of the sput population
Graveland 1050 Years of Pagan Cult
how ironic the best graveland is a rerec. def rob darken's best effort sounding just like dissection and early dimmy
Green Day American Idiot
title, holiday, boulevard, n september are eternal, this and btii are peak pop punk for the ages
Gustav Mahler Symphony No. 5 in C sharp minor
pompous and fine but doesn't quite clutch, though the tsunami of iv stands out
Hate Awakening the Liar
solid modern dm
Haunter (USA-TX) Thrinodίa
this is the good shit even if they named themselves after a pokemon, wanted to go 4 but they had to throw in too many techdeth n prog sections and that made me sad
Hellhammer Satanic Rites
a grungier version of venom with a darker tuning, hellhammer shouldve been a longer lasting project
Hellhammer Demon Entrails (Remastered)
satanic rites n death fiend go ahrder than triumph of death
Helloween My God-Given Right
fuck you guys this is fun as hell
Helloween Helloween
lots of hits and misses, first 3 tracks are solid, then down in the dumps is prob the goa despite the dumb name, a lot of good shit in skyfall
Helloween Straight Out of Hell
world of war is one of the best hellow songs, also have naba, stars, burning, thunder, asshole is lolz, and years, rest mid good
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys: The Legacy
has some of their best tracks in king n silent rain
Helloween The Time of the Oath
generally good metulz with a highlight in we burn
Helloween Pumpkin Tracks
win compilation, dont run n esp march of time rock
Holy Blood Waves Are Dancing
pretty good black folk, intense at times, flute can get annoying tho, closer title is epic as all f
Illvilja The Bitter Longing
pretty chill atmoblack
Illvilja In Winters Cold
more good atmoblack that doesnt reach quite high enough to really stand out. hunger is the best track
Immortal Sons of Northern Darkness
One 4; Title 3; Tyrants 5; Demon 3; Dark Mind 3; Kingdom Cold 3.5; Antarctica 4; Beyond 3 IN MY KINGDOM COLD, AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS. A DARK WORLD MADE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE
Immortal Souls IV: The Requiem for the Art of Death
little instrum pieces thruout 3 good intro and bells; evil 3.5; nuclear 4 so groovy, amazing drums n fills; wept 4 another groovefest; absol 3 good melodies but too slow, some awkward riffs; rotting rye 3 good thrashy main riffs, terrible chorus, poor concept, garbage slow section at the end; last day 3 a chug a groove fest, but annoying chorus; hypnotic 4 a galloping horse of a track; thoughts 4 all around solid track; rose 3 good concept poor execution; requiem 3 not good but not terrible, not anywhere near as epic as they meant it to be
Immortal Souls Ice Upon The Night
ever 4; north 3.5; sacrifice 4; pain 3; edge 2.5; cold 3; you 3; suicide 4; man 3
Immortal Souls The Cleansing
gud raw mdm for the nonchuds of the world
Impending Doom Nailed. Dead. Risen.
how they went from bdm to derpincore no idea. awesome cover, legit tunes n ghastliness
In Flames Lunar Strain
flames' debut is a great start, though odd hearing stanne instead of anders. prob some of stanne's best efforts actually, edging on a black metal shriek. female vox clearly inexperienced but beautiful, love the extra instruments
Incantation Scapegoat
canty still got it even in 2010 bb
Incantation Onward to Golgotha
a trv dm debut
Incantation Profane Nexus
its too doomy but damn if this doesnt sound straight out of 94
Incantation Dirges of Elysium
debauchery to prophecy solid af but then they just let it die, why
Incantation Diabolical Conquest
first half def lags behind the 2nd
Incantation Decimate Christendom
1st half is a lot more solid than the 2nd
Insomnium One for Sorrow
Inertia 3.5; Shadow 4; Song 3.5; Only One 4; Unsung 3.5; Every Hour 4; Decoherence 3; Lay the Ghost 3; Fire 2.5; Title 3.5
Insomnium Across the Dark
certainly the most forgettable of sommy's albums, yet not bad. whoever they hired to do their art from this point on was a mistake though
Insomnium Shadows of the Dying Sun
sommy continue their descent though its better than sorrow, highlights in sleep, black heart, words, river, and ephemeral, which sounds a lot tighter than the ep version, title track is garbo
Insomnium Winter's Gate
first half is pretty fire but then they get laidback and it fizzles out by the end
Insomnium Where the Last Wave Broke EP
excellent ep by the one n only sommy
Insomnium Anno 1696
standard nomnium
Intestine Baalism Banquet in the Darkness
better than arghoslent, debut buries this easy
Intestine Baalism Ultimate Instinct
mostly just straight up tight dm, highlight in galaxy
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
best maiden, title to hills to my favourite im track in hallowed is such a jam
Iron Maiden Dance of Death
almost as good as beast, highlights in rainmaker, montsegur, face, age n journey
Iron Maiden Maiden England '88
they kill it live, going on for 2 hrs straight in their home country before any of their rly crappy albums existed
Iron Maiden Ed Hunter
some of maidens best along with your doom knockoff sir
Iron Maiden Best of the Beast
more or less what it says on the jewel case, dark n x factor tracks suck
Iron Maiden The Soundhouse Tapes
maiden having fun
Iron Maiden Beast Over Hammersmith
great show
Iron Maiden Live In Dortmund ´83
another great show
Iron Maiden The Early Days
some good shows, interesting enough history
Iron Maiden Live After Death
great show esp rime, continues on the history of maiden
Johann Sebastian Bach Toccata No.4 in D minor, BWV 913
too many slow filler parts but generally an amusing and mindful piano piece esp in the last third, screw derpmusiclog
Johann Sebastian Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 5 in D major, BWV 1050
not the best bach but allegro i has enough moments to keep u engaged, and that harpiscord solo is badass af. affettuoso is completely forgettable and thankfully doesnt last too long, then some general epicness in allegro iii. whole piece would be better without the flute
Johann Sebastian Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 1 in F major, BWV 1046
a rather uninspired a by the numbers concerto that luckily is saved by the allegro and parts of menuet
Johann Sebastian Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 2 in F major, BWV 1047
in constrast to concerto 1 no. 2 starts excellent but proceeds generically
Johann Sebastian Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G major, BWV 1049
another weaker concerto with highlights in iii
Johann Sebastian Bach Suite No. 3 in D major, BWV 1068
a largely inoffensive suite with the ouverture the best piece, air is deservedly famous though too morose, and an ending gigue that reignites the rather lackluster iii and iv movements. generic background classical for your film
Johann Sebastian Bach Suite No. 2 in B minor, BWV 1067
i, ii, & vii are the bangers in this decent suite
Johann Strauss II Tritsch-Tratsch Polka, Op. 214
obnoxious as hell and that's what makes it good
Johann Strauss II An Der Schönen Blauen Donau
as trite as it is mesmerizing, one cannot fail to give this waltz the ever-enduring credit it deserves
Johann Strauss II Éljen a Magyar!
very energetic, happy salute to hungary
Johannes Brahms Symphony No. 3 in F major, Op.90
movement iii is the star in this gen good symphony
Kalmah Palo
See my awesome review bros, Blood 3.5; Evil 3.5; World 3.5; Marsh 3; Take 3.5; Paystreak 3.5; Waiting in the Wings 3.5; Through 3.5; Erase 3.5; Stalker 4
Kalmah 12 Gauge
Rust 4.5; Breaking My Balls 3.5; Bullets 4; Swampwar 4.5; Better 3; Hook 4; Godeye 4; Title 4.5; Sacramentum 2
Kalmah Svieri Obraza
not as good as their later more pompously produced editions but still top tier mdm m/
King Diamond Fatal Portrait
the natural extension of mf, diamond with more control produces a better album, candle is win
Koji Kondo The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time OST
a lot of powerful tracks mixed with a plethora of meh to eh dungeon synth, my favourites are title, market, lon lon, lost woods, fairy, kakariko, storms, meet zelda, beast form, g's tower, ofc gerudo valley, and staff creds medley
Korpiklaani Jylhä
u ppl are fucking stupid this is great esp levaluhta and tuuleton omg tuuleton so good
Korpiklaani Tervaskanto
easily their heaviest and thrashiest album, a relentless folk attack
Korpiklaani Manala
the most rock n roll of their albums, tuvilla and rauta are korpi classics surging into one of their best tracks in kuola, unfortunately mired by weaker slow/filler tracks, but this is still great fuck you guys
Krallice Go Be Forgotten
some nice spoopy tracks like forest n chaos on this one
Krampus Survival of the Fittest
eluveitie with some random techno additions and bad male cleans
Leaves' Eyes Njord
solid bum for the most part, highlights title through devil inclusive, and froyas theme
Leaves' Eyes King Of Kings
solid bum with a highlight in title
Liturgy Aesthethica
liturgy makes me pee :D
Ludovico Einaudi Eden Roc
generally well set piano pieces (and a few strings), nefeli is magic
Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 5 in C minor, Op. 67
the famous first movement is all you need, the rest don't even try to touch upon it
Ludwig van Beethoven "Grand" Piano Sonata No. 4 in E♭ major, Op. 7
a pleasant sonata climaxing robustly in movement iv
Ludwig van Beethoven Piano Sonata No. 19 in G Major, Op. 49
short and sweet sonata
Ludwig van Beethoven Piano Sonata No. 22 in F major, Op. 54
a virtuosic and fanciful sonata that yet lacks heavy engagement
Ludwig van Beethoven Violin Sonata No.5 in F major, Op.24
i is almost annoying as good with how it's been overplayed, the trv star here is iv
Luke Faulkner The Scepter'd Isle
excellent renditions
Luke Faulkner The Wanderer
generally sombre but wanderer and eastern winds are win
Luke Faulkner Rachmaninoff: Morceaux de Fantaisie
well executed
Manegarm Nordstjärnans Tidsålder
amateur production n instrumentation make this a brash but still worthwhile listen
Manowar Kings of Metal
good mix of classic rock n metal that'll kick ya ass
Marrasmieli Martaiden mailta
marrasmieli very smelly. jk but this is mid af. nvm frozen north brings it up quite a bit
Mayhem Deathcrush
the rawest, trvest, metallust bm, necrolust fucks my corpse hard
Mayhem Wolf's Lair Abyss
the last good mayhem effort until esoteric. everything that should have happened if all the drama with dead and euronymous hadn't occurred. they did a good job keeping their spirits alive
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas Alive
they sound pretty damn good live 20+ years after this album released
Mayhem Live in Bischofswerda
good live album, dark past n esp labyrinth go ahrd
Mayhem Life Eternal
classic mayhem demos
Mayhem Henhouse Recordings
some of their best recordings, def the best dead recs
Megadeth Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good!
easily the best album to come out of the big four, some trv trash n songwriting seen little in any of their discogs with added humour
Mercyful Fate Melissa
everything priest wish they could be
Metallica Kill 'Em All
met's only actual thrash album
Metaphobic Demo 2021
legit osdm in the 2020s. cant wait for the first album
Mgla Presence
still slaps but not as good as their later shit
Mgla Necrotic
about as good as a bm demo can get
Mgla Groza
pretty plain until iv
Mgla Age of Excuse
the final mg?a album is solid but otherwise unappealing
Misthyrming Algleymi
krallice x modern behemoth, modern bm that goes pretty damn ahrd and the folksy bits arent bad either
Moonsorrow Tulimyrsky
competent black n folk parts but the 30 min track rly just sounds like 5 smaller tracks hashed together, covers are meh
Moonsorrow Kivenkantaja
good balance of folk n black, just nothing superior save kaupunki
Moonsorrow Verisäkeet
typical moonsorrow, highlight in pimea
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness
a classic dm debut that creams most of their contemporaries
Morbid Angel Complete Acid Terror
was gonna say it aint dm wo the vox but damn they go ahrd esp title. whats with the 1s u cucks
Morser Two Hours To Doom
death grind best grind
Mortification Mortification
raw deathrash in vein of seven churches with better vox but weaker writing overall
Mortification Scribe of the Pentateuch
what daaaa fuuuuuuuqqqqqqqqq. best release since scrolls, scribe includes deathrash wins like extradiefor and title, at times going full dm like the good old days with real riffs, solos, and melodies. its like the older steves gotten the more hes realized he needs to put out real shit
Mortification Ancient Prophecy / Overseer
prophecy is a decent dm epic u dont rly need to hear again, overseer is awesome, butchered is one of mortys best tracks, crusaders is meh
Motorhead Rock 'N' Roll
mhead's best. groovers in title, dogs, n boogeyman
Necrophobic The Nocturnal Silence
classic dm with some congruent melodies n atmospheric effects
Neurosis Pain of Mind
my god their thrash punk roots are so much better than anything they ever did later, whyd u prog losers and metal haters have to murder them so
Nightrage Abyss Rising
this is...actually good?!?!? damn just goes to show no lindberg less problems. guy tries to imitate the scream but he cant do it bc he knows how to scream properly and the riffs are there
Nightwish Oceanborn
undoubtedly peak nightwish, la creme de la creme pour metal symphonique except for elixir for existence
Nightwish Endless Forms Most Beautiful EP
pretty good guess i should listen to the album ha
Nile Those Whom the Gods Detest
qur'an recitation isn't ancient egyptian you idiots. pretty good tunes though
Nile Vile Nilotic Rites
some damn solid dm from the egyptian gods
Nile Ramses Bringer of War
ahrd ejeeptan metalz
Nokturnal Mortum To the Gates of Blasphemous Fire
traded in most of their soft folk elements for straight up bombastic bm. not bad but not the greatest either, save on the moonlight path
Nokturnal Mortum Black Clouds over Slavonic Lands (Demo)
raw nokt is gud nokt
Non Est Deus Impious
pretty good traditional antichrist bm sounding like a more melodic version of dark funeral, tho im sure someone will figure out they're nazis
Norther Death Unlimited
fucking love norther. the atmosphere of siffy, the maturity of bodom, and the virtuosity of neither. norther is the best worst band and fuck you if you don't like it. highlights on this album include title and fallen star
Norther Dreams of Endless War
what a debut from the one and only norther. highlights include darkest time, title, and the final countdown cover. bodom comparisons are completely unfounded bodom sounds infinitely better and north sound far more like a more direct siffy anyway
Obituary Cause of Death
obituary is the spiritual successor to all that death could have have been. a good balance of fast and slow tempo, actually believable, wild vox, and epic tracks like dying
Obituary Darkest Day
some pretty damn tight deathrash their best since cod for sure
Old Man's Child In the Shades of Life
old trvish bm but not worth a ton writing home about
Omnium Gatherum Beyond
Luoto 3.5 amazing instrum; New D 4; Rim 3; Night 2.5 mostly a long nothing; Formidable 3; Sonic 3.5; Who Could 4; Unknow 3; Living 4.5; White 2.5 another long nothing. subdivisions cover is garbage
Omnium Gatherum Grey Heavens
The Pit 3.5; Skyline so simple but so good omg 4; Frontiers also simple but so fuckin good one of their best songs 5; Majesty 3.5 rare that i should be giving such a track such a score; Rejuvenate 4; Foundation ugh idk its good but bad but good but slow honestly cant go higher than 3; Great Liberation 3.5 but that piano sequence is horrible; Ophidian same deal as foundation 3; Title decentish instrum 3; Storm Front 3.5
Origin Origin
origin originated originally original
Pathfinder Fifth Element
they definitely push the boundaries of pm as far as they can without breaking it. works in some places, not in others. the day is the best track, otherwise pretty standard/ruined by prog/dumb shit to try to stand out
Pathfinder The Beginning
ancient rocks is a great survey of some of the best in pm, riffs from rhapsody n dforce with a chorus stolen straight from tyr, sons is a mid good track
Possessed Demo 1985
Possessed Death Metal Demo
seven churches but not as good
Power Quest Wings of Forever
power quest is win, tracks 1-4 go ahrd n the rest carry it thru
Power Quest Neverworld
moar solid pms with highlight in title
Primitive Graven Image Celebrating Impending Chaos
big step up from their debut, solid flawlessly produced modern bm with some tricks up their sleeve
Pyotr Tchaikovsky "Souvenir de Florence", Op. 70
nothing terrible but nothing too inspiring either
Pyotr Tchaikovsky Piano Concerto No. 1 in B♭ Minor, Op. 23
some very brilliant passages esp. across i, but it needs major editing for fluid enjoyment
Quest Master Lost Songs of Distant Realms: Volume One
Quo Vadis Day Into Night
a decent album like a more thought out heartwork
Red (USA) End of Silence
a nu/alt album largely successful bc it follows a simple hard rock formula rather than said nu/alt bullshit. lol @ all the simps unable to handle the omg christians
Rhapsody of Fire Rain of a Thousand Flames
best rhapsody overall to this point, queen rules, the 2 min actual instrum part of angel rules, elnors magic valley lennyface, poem minus the dialogue rulz too
Rhapsody of Fire The Frozen Tears of Angels
solid rof, operatics arent overdone, ahrd riffs, composed well
Rose Avalon Universe
excellent folky ep that makes me feel like a princess
Sabaton Carolus Rex (Swedish Version)
everything is better in swedish, highlights everything from en livstid to ett slag and kusang is a noob
Sabaton Coat of Arms
pretty good sabaton with highlights in screaming eagles (Ca-CAW BITCH), aces in exile, wehrmacht, and white death with its hawt bodomy solo section
Sabaton The War To End All Wars
my epic review is epic. highlights in stormtroopers, unkillable soldier, lady of the dark, and christmas truce
Sabaton World War Live: Battle of the Baltic Sea
concerts across the baltic is pretty badass, lots of swedish and sounds like a fun time, world war tour is just like any other live album tho
Sabaton Swedish Empire Live
pretty damn good live album joakim is hype
Samuel Barber String Quartet Op. 11
best movement overall is i, the famous adagio for strings is only win during the climax, iii
pretty unnotable
Satyricon Intermezzo II
a great ep at the peak of their creative n harsh prowess
Saxon Crusader
maideny venomy rockers
Saxon Strong Arm of the Law
ahrd classic metal rockers
Sergei Prokofiev Romeo and Juliet, Op. 64
a bit long, but flows better than a lot of ballets. only thing worth keeping though of course is montagues & capulets
Sergei Rachmaninoff Morceaux de fantaisie, Op. 3
generally fanciful movements with i-iii more heavy than the iv, v
Sirenia Perils of the Deep Blue
pretty impressive for whats essentially a 2 man band. even the weaker tracks still have a careful quality to them that prevents them from taking it down too much. seven widows is a jam, ditt endelikt is suprisingly jammy given its led by some avg clean male vox, and decadence is the funnest track followed by nothing amazing but nothing poor either save that epic blizzard chorus
Skillet Unleashed
lmao the average on here is ridiculous. they finally found a consistent and energetic sound, the only bad track is saviours. everything else is nonstop party moshpit worthy and when its perfected like it is on here there's nothing wrong with that. doesnt have any of those awkward ass riffs or pauses that kill the rest of the song like on all their other albums. tons of jen ledger vox too making this easily their best album. bonus you get me high is a simpler better executed better than drugs. set it off isnt bad either
Slayer Hell Awaits
more death metal rhythms and araya's HHEEEEEEELLLLLL bellow is legit, easily slayers best
Sodom Agent Orange
classic german thrash
Sonata Arctica Ecliptica
overall win album with highlights like blank file n unopened
Sonata Arctica Silence
too long for its own good but has more hard tracks than foibles
Sonata Arctica Songs of Silence
decent song selection
Soporific Sorcery Sarcophagus Symphony II
first half isnt too amazing but from these dreams and final rest synth ahrd
Soundtrack (Video Game) Mega Man Battle Network 3 OST
winnest tracks include proof of courage, acdc town theme, final transmission, n1 grand prix, and the title theme
Stephane Hirondelle Bio Technology
pretty calming chill feelgood back beats like sthg found in a ghibli movie
StormLord The Gorgon Cult
dance 4 sexy; wurdulak too much dialogue 3.5; boards dumb name 3; oath 3.5; title 4; lemuria 3; medusa 4; moonchild best maiden cover ever 4; nightbreed 4
StormLord Supreme Art of War
its fucking rough and a little embarrassing esp the vox but still good stuff, age of the dragon is the only complete track though
StormLord The Curse of Medusa
some great rough versions leading up to utopia
StormLord Far
a pleasant surprise after the droning theatres of their last couple albums, the songwriting is tight and the symph elements know their place, a lot of classic bm with modern production
Stratovarius Visions
the harpsicord tracks on this make it rock so hard
Suffocation Pierced from Within
weaker vox more generic riffs n too much doominess bring this record down a lot
Summoning Minas Morgul
better synths n atmosphere, highlight in grey company
Summoning Oath Bound
beleriand n land of dead are the stars here, starts weak but gets goin n doesnt stop
Summoning Nightshade Forests
pretty damn good summoning ep, ends too soon
The Notorious B.I.G. Born Again
best biggie record tbh
The Sins of Thy Beloved Lake of Sorrow
my love is excellent but the rest never becomes more than slightly untacky pseudo classical with growls
Thulcandra Ascension Lost
rebellion is an awesome track followed by a string of good but not amazing bm throes wishing they were dissection
Thulcandra Under a Frozen Sun
shameless dissection worship, tho they do add a lot of their own to the epic aeon of darkness
Thulcandra Perishness Around Us
good meloblack distinguishing them from dissection
Thyrfing Thyrfing
generally good black folk with en doende the star
Timeghoul Tumultuous Travelings
cant get this higher bc of the doomy/prog shit but the trv osdm bits are win
Twilight Force Dawn of the Dragonstar
not nearly as good as previous 2 but still welcome. needs more twinkle sparkles
Vader Go To Hell
some tight deathrash with an awesome cover TO THE GRAVE TO THE GRAVE
Vader Sothis
solid tracks with eh instrums, black sabbath cover on point tho i wish he growled the lyrics more, extended version with raining blood cover is win (not counted in rating)
Vader The Ultimate Incantation
way to many squiggles in the first half but cant go wrong with tracks like massacre, carrion, n saints
Vader Black to the Blind
shoddy production but they bring the ahrd n it sounds pretty good anyway
Vader Morbid Reich (demo)
relentless n raw but missing their usual tightness
Vader Thy Messenger
excellent straight up deathrash ep from the black n red beast
Venom From the Very Depths
bangers on this include title, smoke, esp long haired punks is win, stitmata, crucified, esp grinding teeth ftw, mephistopheles, mildy valkyrie, and RISE!!
Venom At War with Satan
hard ass wild thrash by the one n only VENOM
Venom Fallen Angels
love venom n their deuxieme decade production pure win, the epitome of rocker's spirit
Venom In League with Satan
Voivod Dimension Hatröss
some tech bits n vox annoying af but overall fun album
Voivod Killing Technology
thrashy n nothing rly wrong with it just doesnt go for the kill
Volbeat The Strength/The Sound/The Songs
pretty much alternates between hits ans eh's, fun album
Volbeat Beat the Meat
rough, groovy n punky n dramatic, good demo
Walknut Graveforests And Their Shadows
its pretty good, that rhythm on ostenvagr tho
Watain Black Metal Sacrifice
kvlt n trv bm, even if the drums sound like someone slapping buttcheeks
Watain Casus Luciferi
dissection if dissection kept along the main bm route
Whispered Blindfold
blindfold is easily their best song a trv mdm m/
Windir Arntor
not as fertile as debut but still a great album
Windir 1184
another great album from the bm korpiklaani but not as distinguished as sophy
Windir Likferd
yet another solid melodic black folk masterpiece jammable on any occasion, RIP Valfar, a trv badass
Windir Det Gamle Riket
a trv demo showcasing just the amount of win winder would acclaim to
Windir Sogneriket
half trv metal, half instrumentals, fjell og dalar is a win(dir) organ piece
Wintersun Wintersun
an advanced version of ensiferum that isnt rly any better than ensiferum. siffy's trv third album
Within Temptation The Silent Force
good quality trv symphies with who i am particularly justified
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Divertimento in B-flat Major, K. 137
th'andante is pretty boring but th'allegro m is hot shit followed by a motions going assai
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Piano Sonata No. 5 in G major K. 283 / 189h
a dainty piano piece of mozart's typical effortless frivolity
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Requiem in D minor, K. 626
the famous requiem starts amazing but goes on to shift between good and meh
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart "Prague" Symphony No. 38 in D major, K. 504
movements i and ii are calming to the nerves, while iii gets very spicy indeed ( ? ?? ?)
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Violin Concerto No. 3, K. 216
movement i is what you're here for, ii is rather dull and iii is good but lacking
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Violin Concerto No.4 in D major, K.218
i is the best movement of this rather middling concerto
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Horn Concertos No. 1-4 K.412/417/447/495
they are alright concertos, the horn really doesn't do much and so you're left with half-baked mozart orchestration, pleasant enough but not thoroughly so. best pieces are 412 i, classic mozart, and 495 iii
Xasthur Portal Of Sorrow
this is cool, straddles that fine line of epic vs corny/cheesy without going over it, sounds like outtakes from several vg scores
xSPONGEXCOREx The Panty Raid
at night is so good omg. so is three days n no shirt no im not kidding 3.5 well deserved
Yellowcard Ocean Avenue
ahrd pop punks with unusually positive lyrics. way away, salesman, n esp believe are the best tracks

3.0 good
...and Oceans Cypher
not trv at all but still kind of fun
1914 Für Kaiser, Volk und Vaterland!
album/ep is everywhere, from war inspired noise to ahrd bm to random shit to screams imitating an ambulance siren, overall is eh stick to da gud stuff
50 Cent The Massacre
good beats n overall songwriting but goes on too long
A Flock of Seagulls A Flock of Seagulls
Modern 2.5; Messages 2; I Ran 55555555555555555555555/5 AMONG THE TOP 5 SONGS EVER COULD LISTEN TO NOTHING BUT IT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AND NOT GET BORED; Space 4.5; You can run 2.5; Tele 2.5; Standing 2.5; dont ask 2; dna 3; tokyo 2; man 2
A Flock of Seagulls Listen
wishing is a great 4 star song, traveller and transfer are almost good, rest is a scrap between meh and kind of interesting
A Plea for Purging A Critique of Mind and Thought
holy shit was not expecting the melody storm on this. actually decent tracks with regular guttural screams instead of mccore ones, this is legit some good melodic hardcore, esp vipers n sparrows
AC/DC Back In Black
highlights in hells bells, title, and shook me. neat duet on let me put my ;) into you. johnson sounds so close to ol' bonnie boy with a higher register you barely notice a difference
Accept Metal Heart
love udo and all the extra instruments they incorporate, just needs moar POWAA, bound to fail is epic
Accept Balls to the Wall
best trad metal/hard rox vox, legendary title is the star here
Accept Death Row
accepts first actual metal album. hits like dead on, what else n stone evil (reminiscent of venom ;) album ends poorly but still a 3
Accept Kaizoku-Ban
sounds like a pretty good live show
Acid Witch Black Christmas Evil ep
LMAO, this christmas you better believe in santa...or he'll SLAY you
Acid Witch Midnight Mass
spooktastic ep
Acrid Tomb Acrid Tomb
pretty good, appreciate the old school production tho that snare sounds like their band name smells, nice chunky riffs, vox could be better but it works, nice solo in knock by night
Aephanemer Know Thyself
cute little instrumental ep. kind of like what agalloch tried doing but they're actually trying
Aether (POL) In Embers
barebones mdm only standout track is last battle
After Forever Invisible Circles
all over the place in quality, highlight in through square eyes, dumb skits would be better if the guy didnt sound like cartman
After Forever Decipher
amateur af but also charmingly so, best parts are floor's ofc
After Forever After Forever
this ones got evoke and energize me
After Forever Remagine
another all over the place album but free of doubt and demons stand out. also 69 ratings nice ;)
After Forever Exordium
some fun symphs but nothing special
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America (Deluxe Edition)
goes ahrd agreed esp delta nine is rectal anarchy
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Frozen Corpse Stuffed With Dope
the musical equivalent of banging your head against a wall
Al-Namrood Kitab Al-Awthan
very mid weaker album, piano on kiram is addictive tho
Al-Namrood Astfhl Al Tha'r
a bit too stereotypically middle eastern, and the melodies are just kind of there instead of integrated into the bm like in later albums
Al-Namrood Heen Yadhar Al Ghasq
another less profound album with decent rhythms but not so much metal, estahalat is fun
Alestorm Captain Morgan's Revenge
their roughest but also most creative effort, they sound like an actual band here if only bowes voice wasnt just basically a guy talking. good moments on every track with wenches n mead the most coherent
Alice Cooper Brutal Planet
a tongue in cheek version of a manson album with more rocky than nude muddly effects, certainly better than anything brian ever did, title is legit good
Amon Amarth The Crusher
a much more raw and deathy alcoholics anonymous, with a paradoxically awkward-awesome album cover to boot
Amon Amarth Versus the World
mellow melodeth flicks with a tinge of the patented aa epicness. drums are somehow still bunk 4 albums in however
Amon Amarth The Arrival of the Fimbul Winter
some decent deathy mdm by the vikings who would go on to milk the same song for 30 years
Amon Amarth Sorrow Throughout the Nine Worlds
good amon ep leading into their debut
Amorphis The Beginning of Times
typical morphis album with a lovely highlight in mermaid
Amorphis Tales from the Thousand Lakes
raw unpolished 'morphis. unconventional songwriting unseen in anything else that can be considered death metal, but also not too amazing overall
Amorphis Silent Waters
incantation, servant, and title are all top tier tracks, but then it slows its momentum to a near halt with track after track of clear voxed simplicities
Amorphis Elegy
amorphis is fuckin weird. highlight in cares
Amorphis Eclipse
tomi morphis best morphis
Ancestor (FIN) Ethereal Devotion
would be kalmah's first publication is actually a techthrash effort, unfortunate they never rerecorded this bc the main issue is its torpid production
Antestor The Forsaken
Rites 3.5; Old Times 3; Via 3; Raade 4 lovely viking maiden singing; Crown 3.5; Betrayed 4.5 epic to be or not to be track; Vale 2 shit track; Return 2.5 filler; As I Die 3 weird ass track with viking maiden at end; Mitt Hjerte 3
Antestor Omen
certainly the worst of their albums, modern bm prod is a little annoying n half the songs just arent good, but solitude n kindling stand out with morkets grode a trv ringer
Anthrax Fistful of Metal
best album cover ever
Anthrax Stomp 442
great energy but nothing really stands out and it goes on for too long
Anthrax Fueled EP
decent ep with highlights in title n remix of title
Anthrax Armed and Dangerous
pretty solid thrashy bashy ep bros
Antonin Dvorak Serenade in D Minor, Op. 44, B. 77
an indeed quite serene serenade, calm and peaceful until the climax of the iv movement
Antonin Dvorak 6 Mazurkas, Op. 56, B. 111
there's just not much to them
Arch Enemy War Eternal
holy balls my first arch enemy 3 officially making this best ae album, how did this happen? well as it turns out i realize unlike gossow alyssa actually has singing talent, disregarding the equally lame ass lyrics they adhere to. riffs and tuning themselves seem recast along with their new singer despite clearly being ae with amotts diddling everywhere, and yet i cant say i hate tracks like never forgive, title, pages, name, or avalanche. thats 5 decentish to good tracks not brought too far down by the more fillery songs, and thus a 3 it will be
Arch Enemy Stolen Life
mini version of war eternal plus covers, alissa trying to do actual dm is cute
Arch Enemy Burning Angel
back when amott still had some brain cells you get some good mdm
Arch Enemy Råpunk
punk covers with alissa carrying them all
Arghoslent Galloping Through the Battle Ruins
first half is mid af but picks up to be good mdm by the end
Arghoslent Incorrigible Bigotry
mid to good mdm with poor epics
Arghoslent The Imperial Clans
solid mdm without anything amazing
Arghoslent Arsenal of Glory
another solid mellydelly without anything blatantly win
Astarte Demonized
a lighthearted approach to bm that uses a lot of trad riffs as well as melodies, but often awkwardly composed and sounding puerile. still a charming album with a lot of good moments
Astarte Sirens
decentish to good melodic black featuring BOOBIES ( ? ?? ?)
Astarte Rise From Within
a mid to good bm effort with some cool synths/keys now and again
Astarte Quod Superius Sicut Inferius
amateurish/basic meloblack with a few fun surprises in title, band track, n reign unfold
Atlas Pain Behind the Front Page
decent enough melofolk that steals its best parts straight from equi
Atvm Natura Naturata
decent melodethy prog but not too prog weakish dm
Atvm Out Of Chaotic Waters
some more melodethy tech thats better than the majority of its genre
Autopsy Mental Funeral
classic cover is win, dm parts are good but too much doom brings it down a lot
Autopsy Puncturing the Grotesque
fairly good dm giving a peek at what would eventually appear 5 years later
Avantasia A Paranormal Evening With the Moonflower Society
tim burtons avantasia. overall good quality, pain n light standout
Azarath Saint Desecration
the more they sound like behe the better they get. weak vox tho
Be'lakor Stone's Reach
love kosmas's vocals much, similar to one of my favourite vox of all time in jukka pelkonen, and at times it seems like it's omnium im listening to. however be'lakor is quite a bit more dumpy, and their doominess works in some places better than others. more often so than not
Behemoth Antichristian Phenomenon
another solid ep with some cool/hilarious covers
Behemoth Demigod
this one's not so great. too many doodly-dos and motions going
Behemoth Sventevith (Storming Near the Baltic)
an odd but good debut. first half is great with my only criticism being the production makes it sound like they're far away. but then in the second half they defer to much more generic black metal but with better production, so it'd be interesting to discover the development process they went through. extra effects/instruments are well done and actually built to be part of the songs instead of jus becuz
Behemoth Satanica
tight but nothing too super interesting
Behemoth Grom
tight bm with behemoth's signature special effects
Behemoth Pandemonic Incantations
like a grown up cradle. some awkward riffs but over all decent
Behemoth Bewitching the Pomerania
a nice n cute little ep, rerecordings are tighttttt
Behemoth Conjuration
one original track with some fun covers and live tracks
Behemoth Blow Your Trumpets Gabriel
title is kind of boring but cain is awesome and siekiera cover p cool
Belphegor The Devils
bm mixed w bdm that is somehow enjoyable
Billy Talent Billy Talent
consistently solid 3s thruout with highlights in ex and river below
Billy Talent Dead Silence
only bad songs are stand and show me. everything else still fun but def doesnt have the impact of a decade ago
Billy Talent Billy Talent III
devil 3; rain 3; veronika 3.5 punky poignancy; wine 2.5 could have been good but too many awkward lines bring it down a lot; sparrows been procrastinating this album because of this song ffs 4; dreams 2.5 another let downer that should have been good but fails this time bc of just not having the overall riffs; dead good baseline but thats about it still somehow scrapes 2.5; diamond it shouldnt be more than an overall 3 but the chorus hits just right so 3.5; turn total filler track 2; movements even worse filler song 1.5; destiny a final one of those almost good tracks that has a good hook surrended by a whole lot of filler 2.5
Black Fucking Cancer Procreate Inverse
again solid blackened death with an awesome cover but u rly have to be addicted to this shit to get much more out of it
Black Rose Bright Lights Burnin'
some decent trad rock metals from a band with little notoriety
Black Sabbath Technical Ecstasy
best album since debut. mostly slow rock ballads but they make it work, though there's certainly nothing black or dark about it
Blind Guardian Somewhere Far Beyond
title track is epic af
Blind Guardian Nightfall in Middle-Earth
not a bad album but you start to hear the transformation into their 2000s shit
Blink-182 Enema of the State
a handful of essential poppunks with some not so essential
Blink-182 Dude Ranch
good quality pop punk but nothing addictive
Blut Aus Nord Memoria Vetusta III - Saturnian Poetry
decently tinged bm that doesnt rly do anything special
Bobby Vinton Melodies of Love
smooth n trv, highlights in title, am i losing, n beautiful girl
Bobby Vinton There I've Said It Again
smooth as can be but no highlights
Bolt Thrower Realm of Chaos
buncha avg to mid good dm
Bolt Thrower Mercenary
mid-good grungy dm highlight in no guts n glory
Bolt Thrower Cenotaph
mid af dm albums result in mid af eps
Bon Jovi Bon Jovi
in an era of metal bands jovi was making some hot rock bb
Bon Jovi Slippery When Wet
full ass radio rock of the kind to make ur pet cockatoo dance, and it isnt even bad. bad name lyrics dont go with the music at all however and its one of those few instances when the words completely ruin the tunes
Bon Jovi Crossroad
not the worst comp but the outtakes were rightly outtaken
Bond Classified
decent remixes of some classic classical tunes, tho only explosive and robin are worth their salt, a v disappointing use of canon in lullaby
Borknagar True North
tyr done right, thunderous is a more trad folk metal while up north is this weird but lovely folk country metal construction
Brymir Slayer of Gods
for those who died followed by a bunch of mid symph/black/mdm with atrocious vox
Burzum Det Som Engang Var
varg sounds like a baby eagle just learning how to squawk, and it takes the album down a lot
Burzum Burzum
pretty avg bm for the most part too bad he didnt just keep doing this instead of committing murder tho
Burzum Belus
gets more than a little groovy for a bm album but i dig it a bit aye
Cannibal Corpse Eaten Back to Life
decent debut by the corpse grind
Cannibal Corpse A Skeletal Domain
this album cover is epic. music isn't bad either, combining newer and older sounds, corpse going for more throaty shouts is nice. course that doesn't make it any better than what it is. admire the grooves on asphyxiate though. you know what im actually gonna give this a 3. there actually exists a decent corpse album
Carach Angren Lammendam
certainly the most metallic of their efforts, with bm heaviness being matched evenly to symph elements. still its only decent and only a few moments here and there rly stand out. strange presence is the best of it
Carpathian Forest Black Shining Leather
late to the game all thats left to do is make a kind of rockin parody of whats been done before
Carpathian Forest Through Chasm, Caves And Titan Woods
cf always put on a show, too bad their riffs arent as good
Carpathian Forest We're Going to Hell for This - Over a Decade ...
bm with rockin riffs soundin decent but not entombed's level. venom cover is win tho
Celtic Frost To Mega Therion
moar trv trash but slower n not as good as their eps
Celtic Frost Vanity/Nemesis
back to rockin' trv trash babeeeeeeeeee
Celtic Frost Emperor's Return
back when the frost had talent
Celtic Frost Morbid Tales
sum silly sum good trash by the one n only frostie
Ceremonial Oath The Book of Truth
one o those more deathy mdm bands, too bad it just aint that good
Charles Gounod Faust
hits all the classical bars but is merely a case of trying to imitate the masters
Children of Bodom Relentless Reckless Forever
NOT MY FUNERAL fuck you bitch this is one of the best songs alexi's ever written 555 MOTHERFUCKERS; Shovel just as retarded as it is badass once again go fuck yourself 4.5 BITCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK; Roundtrip idfk why so many tards worship this track it fucking sucks 2; Pussy a confused garble of a track but still worth 2.5; RRF way too slow given its title but eventually grew on me 3.5; Ugly ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHIT OF A SONG DOESNT FUCKING GO ANYWHERE OR MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE BEYOND THE MAIN RIFF 1.5 UGLY IS DAMN RIGHT WORST BODOM OF ALL TIME; Nihilist average 3; Worth It? def not so much the party song alexi described it as but ok it's like a 2.5; Northpole THROWDOWN this albums attempt at a Hate Crew Deathroll but nowhere near as good mmm 3.5 or so. easily their worst album overall @TRASHmachine UR A BITCH
Children of Bodom Something Wild
DEADNIGHT WARRIOR 3; Shadow best song on the album but it's only a 3.5; Red light pt 1 one of the worst things they've ever done 2; Red light pt 2 3.5; LAKE BODOM 3.5; NAIL 3.5; Angel of DEATH 3.5 easily 2nd worst bodom album anyone who doesnt think so can KISS MY NOR-DIC PALE WHITE ASS. early rendition of band track sucks as does mass hypnosis cover but their little drunken keyboard sprawl is pure win and i clipped it as a separate track
Children of Bodom Hexed
Road 3 mellow metal almost buttrock but enjoyable; Grass & Clover 3 same as road but with more twang and a catchier chorus; Glass 2 garbo filler track; Hecate post ironically fun 4; Spleen a weak throwback to in your face but fun and too trv all the same 4; Platitudes one of the goddamn most annoying songs they've ever written with the most hashed chorus and yet i dont hate it 3; Title hashed in neoclassical stuff for the sake of the old days but it sounds good so 3 still just kind of mehleasant; Relapse is this even a track? 1.5 pure white noise, officially my lowest rated and thus worst bodom song; Never Look another garbo filler track should be the theme song for sesame street 2; Soon Departed perfect ballad only beaten by angels, perfect sense of rhythm, flow, tone, lyricism, and pathos. the only imperfection is that it suddenly ends abruptly instead of gradually fading out, same problem with tie my rope from being a completely perfect song. Knuckleduster: one of the best and most badass tracks theyve ever recorded, rawer version on the ep is better but this one still packs the soul n punch of the original 5. live bonus tracks suck, knuckle remix is archetype lolz
Chuck Berry After School Session
simple jiggy riffs tied to the win that is boogie piano create a subtlely seducing half hour lennyface
Chuck Berry Chuck Berry Is on Top
metal was invented by carol n johnny b goode
Converge Jane Doe
first of all this is not mccore. mccore is actual bad nazi satan. this is not metal. this is punktal. not quite punk, not quite metal, being too heavy for the former and too light riffed for the latter. this is punktal, and it is good
Coroner Punishment for Decadence
certainly better than color, appreciate the neoclassical elements on arclite. pretty solid with nice grooves in parts
Coroner R.I.P.
pretty solid debut, love the raw production
Coroner Death Cult (demo)
not bad techthrash about the same quality as debut
Cradle of Filth Evermore Darkly
a pretty good ep despite the stupid intro. ya'll are dumb
Cradle of Filth From the Cradle to Enslave
great title track followed by some decent fillery shit
Cradle of Filth Bitter Suites to Succubi
you'd think they would have just released this as an album
Cradle of Filth Cruelty and the Beast
the near masterpiece that is bathory aria is the only thing elevating this beyond average
Cradle of Filth Midian
saffron's curse is a little treasure but other than select moment's on ghost in the fog this isn't any better than previous
Cradle of Filth Thornography
rock n roll cradle. just cuz it ain't heavy dont mean it's bad bros, n idc what anyone says that temptation cover is win, dirty harry yet another guest vocalist with infinite more talent than jezebel. this is aural fast food at it's finest
Cradle of Filth Godspeed on the Devil's Thunder
i love the death of love, the mysterious carolyn gretton providing the best female vox they've ever had. everything else is an odd mix of their thorny and previous sounds without any real highlights. would be great if they just didnt bother with the gilles spoken bits
Cradle of Filth The Manticore and Other Horrors
basically a heavier version of thorny with more than a few songs going mdm. highlights include abhorrence, frost on her pillow and succumb to this, but nothing too powerful
Cradle of Filth Midnight in the Labyrinth
ignore the naysayers this is a cool album. the purely orchestral songs are much better than having dani or jezebel drone the lyrics. this is essentially a film score for the dramatic b list horror movie that is cradle of filth. summer dying fast sounds particularly good in this setting. hawks is a tard for not liking this
Cradle of Filth Darkly, Darkly, Venus Aversa
Title 4 awesome; Abyss 3.5; Nun 3; Sacred 3; Persec 3.5 cool melody; Deceiv 3; Lilith 3.5; Spawn 3; Harlot 3.5; Forgive 3 very maideny; Beyond 3, Bonus: Beast 3; Truth 3; Adest 3; Mistress 3.5 got a little mozart tune in there; Jagged 3
Cradle of Filth Hammer of the Witches
generally competent cradle with a highlight in yours immortally almost followed by title. a lot of orchestral effects, while well done, are just kind of thrown in without any real significance
Cradle of Filth Lovecraft & Witch Hearts
a nice collection of some of their best at this point, silly remixes and decent covers. best album artwork they've ever had
Cradle of Filth Invoking the Unclean [Demo]
it's horrible, but good, but horrible, but also good
Cradle of Filth The Black Goddess Rises [Demo]
filth showing their progression as a band as the trax get more focused and streamlined, goes from trv bm to dm to a final more quality produced operetta anyone would recognize as cof
Cradle of Filth Raising Covers Hell
collection of cofs covers, they rly adapt everything to their own style, nothing done bad but halloween is epic af
Cradle of Filth Eleven Burial Masses
quality is somewhat shoddy but cthulu, summer, n cradle rawk
Crimson Moonlight Divine Darkness
unfortunately suffers from modern bm syndrome, but not all bad and a solid track here and there
Crimson Moonlight The Glorification of the Master of Light
like whats on the albums but bad
Crimson Moonlight In Depths of Dreams Unconscious
pretty unnotable blackened death ep
Crimson Thorn Plagued
its good-ish but also rough af and the steve rowe vox are horrible
Crystal Age Far Beyond Divine Horizons
decent deathy tech but with shitty atg lindberg style vox, thankfully theyre not around much, last 3 tracks go ahrdest
Crystal Viper The Cult
marta gabriel makes some power metal worth listening to
Crystal Viper Tales of Fire and Ice
some more decent power metal largely held together by marta. love when her polish accent peeks out
Cult Of Fire Triumvirat
slightly more symphy krallice but not that great
Cult Of Fire Life, Sex and Death
less complicated more casual (haha get it) krallice
Dark Funeral In The Sign...
derpy but by no means bad bm from the darkest of funerals
Dark Funeral Diabolis Interium
tight competent bm that doesn't include any highlights
Dark Funeral Teach Children to Worship Satan
a fun little collection of funerafied covers
Dark Funeral Attera Totus Sanctus
king antichrist is a beast of a song, rest is their usual just above avg bum
Dark Funeral Vobiscum Satanas
yep this is a dark funeral album alright. no wonder they don't get much attention
Dark Tranquillity Character
pretty good overall, certainly about stanne's best vocal performance, but the songs themselves seem a step down from damage done and indeed make out to be flatter than their more vibrant predecessors. favourites are tracks 3-5
Dark Tranquillity Of Chaos and Eternal Night
when your ep is better than your first two albums
Dark Tranquillity Enter Suicidal Angels
this is ep is nothing but win, especially archetype
Dark Tranquillity Damage Done
final 3; hours 3.5; mono 3.5; single 3.5; treason 3; format 3 ; title 2.5; cathode 3; enemy 3; deception 2.5; white 2.5; nihilo 2.5; static 3.5 poison 3.5
Darkthrone Sardonic Wrath
this ones pretty tight tbh
Darkthrone Soulside Journey
confused af cover. decent osdm with some nice blackish influences, tho as usual i care not for the doom
Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger
certainly the best of their early bm
Darkthrone Thulcandra
they couldnt have just like, stuck to this?
Deafheaven Sunbather
blackgaze bits are decent-good, rest is garbo
Deafheaven From the Kettle Onto the Coil (Single)
decent but not amazing track
Deals Death Elite
dat rwj band, to answer his question a decade later theyre a mid-good band with the only stand out track being fortified
Death Human
deathrash with boring prog and unfortunate strained sounding vox that largely ruin the good
Death Individual Thought Patterns
thrash is good, prog is bad, bass lines are terrible, highlight in nothing is everything
Death The Sound of Perseverance
destroys symbolic, more streamlined techthrash than thoughts
Death Infernal Death (Demo)
admittedly not as good as their other demos
Def Leppard Hysteria
generally like this album but there isnt a song i would actually keep in a playlist or in my overall discog
Def Leppard Pyromania
they get some elevation on here with some actual hits, aint nobody gonna forget photograph (fuck you nickledick), foolin, n rock o' ages
Deicide Legion
raw and immature but still good
Deicide Serpents of the Light
a lesser 3 but still good despite all the deathrap and partial motions going of some songs
Deicide Insineratehymn
cannibal corpse worship, but also better than anything cc have ever done
Deicide To Hell With God
not bad but nothing great, like a half assed attempt at making another stench but with plenty of leftovers from till death
Deicide In the Minds of Evil
another to hell with god album, not as good but basically the same
Delain Moth to a Flame
decent enough pop metals
Delain April Rain
never had such a case of blue balls as most of the songs on this album
Delain We Are The Others
mother machine is pure win followed by a whole field of middy middy mids
Delain Hunter's Moon
pretty decent show/ep but naturally not above their usual mid level
Demon Hunter Summer of Darkness
quite a step down from debut, a lot of s/ts raw aggression depleted for higher production and generic song writing. generally weaves between good track/bad track, not ready 2 die and beheaded are fun but awakening pisses me off, heartstrings has some real pathos, faces not as fun but still a thrashy lil thrill, title is the best track and certainly contains some of their most believable aggression, beauty is boring and long, annihilate is cool, i play dead doesnt seem like it would work but it does and i dont mind its full 5 min run time, finally coffin builder is a combination of cool nummy riffs and awkward af, rest is filler
Demon Hunter The Triptych
they get so close to actually being metal on a few tracks here, not i is badass, undying is epic (the tambourine on this n deteriorate are hilarious but i love it), relentless is a mid but could have been good track, deter is a pretty good ballad, soldiers song is groovy af, one thousand hits pretty ahrd, n the prong cover is well done and better than the orig. rest is mid-filler with ribcage being this albums awakening and tide being a v awkward and needlessly sappy/depressive slow bro that could have worked but they just chose not to
Der Weg Einer Freiheit Noktvrn
had potential but they don't really do anything with it and i can't stand that kind of crystal clear scream in my bm. pretending haven doesnt exist
Destruction Infernal Overkill
mid to good thrash that caught on to the idea as it was happening but ultimately didnt contribute to it
Dimmu Borgir Stormblåst
dimmyborg continue to grow into their unique brand of bm they would soon master and later parody, featuring excellent little piano pieces and good song structure but lacking power and depth overall
Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me
not bad but nothing spectacular either, needs more harsh noise
Dissection The Somberlain
slightly aa bm the way only nodtveidt could do it
Dissection Maha Kali
title is a lollapalooza that defines reign chaos n then its just unhallowed again so
Dissection The Somberlain (Demo)
a bad version of somberlain just like it says on the box
Dr. Dre 2001
a lot of classics on this
DragonForce Reaching into Infinity
a generally good tour of the realm of dragonforce with highlights in judgement day n astral empire, but they rly need to cut out the worthless slow 'dramatic' bits cuz they suck at them
DragonForce Valley of the Damned
quite awkward in parts as would be expected for the like of dforce just beginning, but still solid
DragonForce Valley Of The Damned (Demo)
title is better than on or, black winter rulz
DragonForce In The Line Of Fire
decent live quality, cool video, tomorrows kings n fire flames sound pure win
Dragonland The Battle of the Ivory Plains
lackluster until u hit the epic worlds end
Dragonland Holy War
mithril mountains n title stand a bit out on this rather mid af power bum
Dragonland Starfall
another mid af album that almost gets there dude
Dropkick Murphys The Warrior's Code
spirit, title n auld triangle bring the jams, rest in mildly fun irish banging
Dropkick Murphys Going Out In Style
same ol' murphys highlights in memorial day and chair
Drowning Pool Sinner
prob the only album that can actually be called nu metal. harder than rock, not quite metal, better than anything fucking koyan ever did. highlights obv in bodies n i am
Drudkh Blood In Our Wells
pretty average and too drony until vichnist' and ukrayins'ka. awesome alt cover art
Drudkh A Few Lines in Archaic Ukrainian
actually rate the comp u dipshits. golden horse is pretty tight but otherwise drony drudkh
Drudkh Autumn Aurora
dreamy drudkh but it doesnt get very lucid unfortunately
Drudkh The Swan Road
sounds like a polished modern version of some bands old generic demos
Drudkh Songs of Grief and Solitude
actually pretty good instrumentals, varg shouldve taken notes
Drudkh Estrangement
more of the same drudkh scoring decently enough but not going for anything standout
Drudkh Forgotten Legends
debut drudkh best drudkh, drum rhythm used in dawn n wheel hypnotizing, but still too much filler between the goodness
Drudkh Eternal Turn of the Wheel
a return to form but nothing spectacular
Drudkh A Furrow Cut Short
drudkh in hd
Drudkh They Often See Dreams About The Spring
drudkh in hd pt 2
Edward Elgar Pomp and Circumstance Military Marches, Op. 39
another case of only the most famous movement, i, worth keeping around
Edward Elgar Enigma Variations, Op. 36
mildly pleasant variations of which none particularly stand out, though 9 is close
Ekyrian Mas alla de la tempestad
decent spanish-sung lite folk memmel, highlight in el laberinto magico
Ekyrian Memorias Del Bosque
decent debut of folk rockz en espanol
Eluveitie Helvetios
Skipping prologue that's bullshit and they need to fuck off with that shit. Title 3.5 pretty jammy; Luxtos 3.5; Home 2.5 filler track; Shores 2.5 more just passable filler; Scorched Earth why tf is there a qur'an recitation on here are they trying to make this album suck wtf 1; Enemy 3.5 another jam; Neverland 2.5 another filler; Rose for Epona 4 despite the pop n cheese; Havoc 4 pretty fun HAIL CAESAR; Uprising 3 narration almost makes it lower; Hope idk 3 its an ok instr; Siege 3.5 but it's too short and that last verse lyric is so fucking cringe; Alesia 3.5 doesnt rly deserve it but i appreciate what they were going for; skipping Tull another pointless narration why; Uxello 3.5 but same situ as alesia. epilogue 3 instr part is w/e fuck off with the old man though
Eluveitie The Early Years
just rating the rerecording of ven, which sounds infinitely better and is actually listenable
Eluveitie Everything Remains As It Never Was
a truly middling album from a band unsure where to go after 2 successful metal albums and an awkward foray into pure folk mania. the good and the bad seem to compete to balance each other, with would-be standout tracks like title, thoufold, kingdom, raven, and dom not fully fleshed out, while the likes of nil and ashes teeter noncommittally this way and that, with some random instrum pieces seeming to be evoc i outtakes. finally at the end we get the most complete and compact tracks in sempiternal embers and the pleasantly awkward lugdunon. a rly weird album but id say the goodness wins out in the end
Elyose Ipso Facto
epica but in french with less talent n quite a bit of electroffects
Emperor Call from the Grave
emperor being emperor, pretty much just straight up bm
Ensiferum Victory Songs
Ad Vic 2.5; Blood 3; Death 3; Ahti 3 banjo metal; Magic 2.5; Wanderer 4.5; Sword 1.5; Dawn 3.5; Title 4
Ensiferum Suomi Warmetal
kind of hard to fuck up on an ep of famous covers. warmetal esp sounds p good siffified
Ensiferum One More Magic Potion
a couple of the better tracks for victory songz
Enslaved Ruun
the only good prog'd album
Enslaved Eld
bathory and darkthrones much more handsome younger brother
Enslaved Below the Lights
sum kinda generic bm style rock, not bad but nothing ear catching either
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini
this ones actually decent esp beacon
Enslaved Heimdal
the enslaved lottery has churned up a decent album this time, highlight in caravans
Entombed Wreckage
title is the epitome of death n roll but rest is ehhhh
Entombed Uprising
entombed are a weird ass band. an album of decent-good metal rock with some hardcore elements here n there and pantera-y grooves
Entombed Serpent Saints: The Ten Amendments
a final render of some decent death n roll, highlights in title n sodom
Epica Omega
abyss of time is an excellent tarja-era nightwishy track minus the worthless narration and breakdown, but skeleton key is completely ruined by extremely incongruent meshuggah chugs. other tracks are quite avg until they finally come together at the end, but vast majority of tracks need mid to heavy editing to be listenable. rivers is a nice callback to tides of time, synergize quite energetic, typical mid to good closers in twilight n title
Epica The Phantom Agony
sensorium 4 n feint 4 are masterpieces, facade 1.5 is a total fucking bore n takes this down unnecessarily, seif al din 1 is a total mess. title 3.5 is another masterpiece but maybe dont need the album extended version (scratch that hearing the single version again its too fast), rest are mid. bonus veniality 4 is a haunting masterpiece again. triumph 3.5 is a nice instrum. orchestral versions arent rly worth anything save basic instinctish
Epica The Quantum Enigma B-Sides
on one hand could easily swap some of these for the actual album, on the other are indeed b sides
Epica Epica vs Attack on Titan Songs
never watched the show cuz im not an anime boy but if it make me hap i fap
Equilibrium Armageddon
Sehnsucht 3; Erwachen 3.5; Katharsis 3; Heimat 3.5; Born to Be EPIC 3.5; Zum Horizont 3.5; Rise 2.5 SCHEISS AUF ENGLISCH; Prey 2 FICK ENGLISCH WIEDER; Helden 3.5; Koyaaniskatsi FICK DIESE UMWELTSCHUTZER SCHEISSE 1; Eternal warum zum TEUFEL ist der titel auf englisch aber der text auf Deutsch? sowieso 3
Esoctrilihum Mystic Echo From a Funeral Dimension
would you like some prog with your pizza?
Esoctrilihum Eternity Of Shaog
mix of modern n dissy bm with some folky fiddles now n again, only solid track is aelowenn tho
Estuary of Calamity The Sentencing
dt/agt mishmashed folk mdm that gets in its own way more than it ought but u still get shit like storm n summoned
Eternal Tears of Sorrow A Virgin and a Whore
a kalmah album with the bpm turned down low, still appreciate aurora, prophet, n fall of man tho
Eternal Tears of Sorrow Sinner's Serenade
the most mehiest mdm that ever mehd save dirge
Eternal Tears of Sorrow Saivon Lapsi
a lot of good tunes ruined by horrible clean vox
Europe The Final Countdown
classic hair rock with the eternally addictive and prescient title track
Evanescence The Bitter Truth
actually isnt bad. simple to the point rock songs with highlights in yeah n part of me
Ex Deo Romulus
barebones symph with a lot of total filler riffs and relying on the inherent 'romanness' to make up for lack of metal, still title is fun, alesia, invictus, and final war are good with heavy editing, and the intrumental pantheon is prob the best developed track on the bum besides title
Exodus Shovel Headed Kill Machine
some hot bangs in raze and the appropriately titled magnus opus but not a lot special otherwise
Exodus Exhibit B: The Human Condition
first half is good modern thrash esp beyond the pale but then goes down into this nude muddly shouting trying to be dm bs in 2nd half and its like wtf where'd the fucking band go
Exodus Persona Non Grata
i take it back these old timers still have some ferocity in em, esp on tracks like clickbait....whose title is unfortunate but thats this world le sigh
Exodus War Is My Shepherd
title track is win, others meh, dirty deeds cover disappointing
Exodus 1982 Demo
prod sucks songs good
Eye of Melian Doorway of Night
pretty good trax
Fairyland Osyrhianta
hidden kingdom is a jam but otherwise standard pm fare
Falconer Falconer
what a shift. mithotyn was better in every way, this is just alright
Finntroll Vredesvävd
srry is this kalmah? straightforward folky tunes with a big mdm vibe, nothing too special save the keys clinching on vid haxans
Finsterforst #YØLØ
finntroll to the max, these guys are the ones who want to go out of your way to hang out with
First Fragment Gloire Eternelle
this is the only acceptable techdeath, balance noodles with melonoodles
First Fragment Dasein
decent debut, intervals are annoying tho
Fleetwood Mac Fleetwood Mac
some huge hits mired in the bog of mediocrity
Foo Fighters Foo Fighters
thicc punk rocks that dont always hit it right but do most of the time
Forest Stream The Crown of Winter
could have been pretty excellent, title track is a masterpiece and the key tone throughout the album is pure magic when its used. unfortunately they otherwise only yield a moderate effort and soon devolve into total doomy somnolence
Franz Schubert 4 Impromptus, D.935
i, ii, and especially iv have their moments but quite a bit of lackadaisical filler to get to them
Frederic Chopin Waltzes, Op. 69
not his most exciting waltz but he was also only 19 so. 69 ;)
Frosttide Blood Oath
moar amateur siffy clone mdm but apache dances n bangkok cover is pure win
Frozen Crown Winterbane
duo vox are minimal again but mondelli sort of knows how to scream now, but what makes this album superior to its immediate predecessor is the recruitment of cutie queen sheena on lead guitar as well as a new more bombastic drummer
Frozen Crown Crowned in Frost
a disappointing sophy, the harmonized duo vox arent used nearly as much and when they are the male vox are so overshadowed the effect is virtually powerless, a lot less 'core vox, for w/e reason a few random harsh lines exist on a couple tracks and are even more needless. standard pm basically
Frozen Crown Call of the North
mid af pm bum, there's nothing unique to them anymore, no dual singing, lame male cleans, tho the effect on her voice sounds decent and sometimes piercing. best tracks are the singles, title and victorious
Frozen Shield Deafening Woods
a comb of siffy, korpi, a good deal of awkwardness, and their own good ideas, best track is green beards
Fuath II
avg atmoblack but better than bath or graveland
Fuath I
same as ii but rawer
Funeral Mist Salvation
transition bm from classic to modern, its not that great
Galneryus Resurrection
first half is a more maideny dforce and isnt bad, 2nd half goes full generic anime opening n is bleh save most of destiny
Galneryus Angel of Salvation
anime dragonforce with a side of prog n maiden
Galneryus Phoenix Rising
chain n especially future never dies stand out on an otherwise unnotable anime metal album
Galneryus Advance To The Fall
how this can contain so much filler is beyond me, ancient rage is a near perfect track with a few other wins like silent revelation and whisper
Galneryus Vetelgyus
avg galner
Galneryus Into the Purgatory
absolutely mid af until the end of the line
Galneryus Ultimate Sacrifice
pretty balanced anime metal album with no highlights
Gamma Ray Somewhere Out in Space
beyond n title are strong tracks as generally are the first half of the album, but beyond that its gets boring as they lay in tropes with no substance
George Frideric Handel Messiah, HWV 56
takes a while to get into as the first 1/3 - 1/2 is quite boring, but elevates thuswards to result in the epicity that is hallelujah and the closing movements
George Frideric Handel Wassermusik, Suite nr. 1 in F-dur, HWV 348
basic background classical, nothing particularly interesting
Ghost (SWE) Seven Inches Of Satanic Panic
pretty good spoopy rock songs
Ghost (SWE) Ceremony and Devotion
good song selection, lol @ tobias calling mummy dust heavy
Ghost Bath Funeral
a lot of awkward screams n pointless instrumentals (sorrow is particularly forced) but still good tracks overall
Gloryhammer Space 1992: Rise of the Chaos Wizards
immaculately designed to be neither that great nor ever dull either
Gorgoroth Antichrist
again a mix of generic n pure win bm, lack of super high pitched vocals a miss, but possessed by satan is the shit
Gorgoroth Destroyer
nothing amazing but basically a progenitor for krallicey bm
Gorguts Considered Dead
classic dm m/
Gosia Andrzejewicz Lustro
intro n/a; title amazing track with genuine pathos 5; ty decy dumb slow rap track 2; troche subtle but has a big impact 3.5; sila total party feel good track 4; piekno almost good 2.5; latino dumb filler track she doesnt sound so good in english, spanish is kind of hot 2; blisko shes always inviting these crappy rappers for some reason 2; refleksje slow almost filler track 2; zlo rocker track different from her usual style 3.5; zanim a slower song with some impact but not a ton 2.5
Graveland Ogień wilczych serc
the bia?y vite? side much better than the graveland side, much more folky than the motions going gland with a highlight in na swoj miecz
Graveland Cold Winter Blades
pretty solid ep. the asian guitar on white winged hussary is particularly beautiful
Graveland Fire Chariot of Destruction
on par with gland's other better shit, war wolf is pure win
Graveland Wotan Wit Mir
an actually good ep, like a mellower immortal. rainbow bridge is pure win. cant believe the extra-triggerable blood faithful to soil is actually on spotify
Graveland Prawo Stali
polish version of creed of iron. 2nd best graveland, as good as bathory's best albums. bonus tracks on remaster are fillery though, sounds better in polish
Graveland Świt Stalowych Ostrzy
polish edition of dawn of iron blades. certainly the most standout graveland album, highlight in u boku walkirii. has a bit of a different musical tone than the rest. pretty funny spot has this but not the english version derp
Graveland The Celtic Winter
this ones actually pretty good you should check it out poseur
Graven Image Demo 1987
Better than what they did as spectral incursion. decent rockin old school techthrash. the track spectral incursion itself is bomb
Green Day Nimrod
solid and energetic album, but no trv bangers
Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction
how ironic when the most famous butt rock album of all time still destroys the vast majority of 'metal' bands more than 30 years later
Guns N' Roses Live from the Jungle
some generally appreciable live butt
Gustav Holst The Planets, Op. 32
jupiter is the king amongst a range of mid movements
H-Bomb Coup de métal
decent thrash in french by the one n only h-bomb
Hadadanza Juglar
decent chill lite folk rock en espanol
Hanternoz Spukgeschichten - Anciennes légendes des Alpes
decent little bm split, tannod with trad, rauhnacht with atmo, hanternoz with folk
Hath All That Was Promised
eh its alright. evangelion x der weg with unfortunate prog influences
Hath Hive
more or less straight up modern dm with occasional lapses into mdm n prog
Haunter (USA-TX) Sacramental Death Qualia
a further step down from debut as they decide to a more dso route, but fortunately the core bm aspects remain as the main course. makes me worry for their new album tho
Haunter (USA-TX) Discarnate Ails
luckily better than i thought it would be. they stick to a kind of epic mostly trad death tech this time around, not enough to rly arouse me but i like it enough. sum1 gift me this so i can has gengar?
Hellhammer Triumph Of Death
not the best quality or interesting riffs, but still rockin and a step in the direction of the bm well know and love. bedex ur dumb its not even anything like motorhead
Hellhammer Apocalyptic Raids
look at all these poseurs. yea its not that great and the screams are silly af but the guitar tone is classic and you cant just not whoa at what was going on in 84
Helloween Walls of Jericho
they hadnt quite found the pm magic yet except on tears but still better than the avg maiden/priest
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part II
markedly better than part i with a highlight in eagle
Helloween Rabbit Don't Come Easy
not as bad as you'd expect given the pink bubbles derp title, highlight in little sign
Helloween Just a Little Sign
great title track with a queen cover n an ok track
Hilary Duff Hilary Duff
pretty balanced record culminating in watching
Hypocrisy Into the Abyss
avg middling mdm
Illvilja Endless Rivers
basically graveland x early dimmu. nothing too interesting but some pretty good parts on truth and dark waters is a keeper
Illvilja I stormens öga
much more middling than his later albums, no highlights just reg atmoblack
Illvilja As the World Sleeps
debut actually showed some potential, too bad it didnt show up again until his 4th
Immortal All Shall Fall
title is a party, rest is amazingly produced but just kind of ehh it's pretty good songs
Immortal Northern Chaos Gods
another solid but unspectacular album from these old timers. maybe if the silly legal dispute didnt occur abbath would have made it stellar. they cant possibly conquer blashyrkh without him
Immortal Immortal
typical bm before immortal trvly became immortal
Immortal Souls Wintereich
night 3.5; fear 3; frozen 3.5; icon 3; color 2.5; constant 3; idle 3; heart 3.5; winter 3; black 3.5; title 3
Immortal Souls Wintermetal
a little too obsessed with snow but first snow 3.5 p epic intro; calm 4 despite the breakdowns; dawn 3.5 does a kind of 1000 eyes riff; trail 2.5 some rly awkward riffs and gets dangerously close to mccore; inverno (2) pretty pointless instru; snowstorm 3.5 some awkward riffs; cold 3.5 also some awk riffs but chorus more than makes up for it, easily best clean track theyve ever done; grave 3 some good riffs but lacks overall; solitude 2 this sucks; title 2 also sucks save the solo
Impending Doom The Serpent Servant
this is the only time u'll see me giving a derpcore album a 3+. they take the generically worthless dcore sound n manage to do sthg with it most of the time. first half of album is p solid, anything goes n conquerors are oodles of fun. get a bunch of stupid crap after that tho, an appealing riff or breakdown here n there. vox are almost dm furthering the generally better quality than ur whitechapel shit, n they keep the spooky atmosphere as on debut, tho a lot of lyrics about as retarded as it gets
In Flames I, the Mask (Arcade Version)
holy shit this is infinitely better than anything they've done in decades. dunno if this or equilibrium's 8 bit renegades is better
In Flames The Jester Race
Moon 4/5; J dance 2.5; Art rain 3/5; Grave 2/5; Hypnos 3/5; Dead E 3/5; Title 3.5/5 Flower 3/5 Way 3/5; Dead God 2.5/5
In Flames Clayman
Bullet ride 3.5/5; Pinball 3/5; Weak 3/5; Future 3/5; Square 3.5/5; Title 3.5/5; Satellites 3/5; Brush 2.5/5; Swim 3/5; Suburban 2.5/5; Quicksand 2.5/5
In Flames Black-Ash Inheritance
decent little showcase of the long dead flames
In Flames Subterranean
pretty damn good ep from the olden days, too bad forss didnt do any more with them, forss dead eternity is better than anders
Inanna Converging Ages
isnt the worst prog, sticks to straight bm/dm for the most part
Incantation Entrantment of Evil
rough hewn but passable dm giving them traction
Incantation Blasphemous Cremation
solid as usual but too much doom, eternal torture is a jam n a half
Incantation Sect of Vile Divinities
last 2 tracks are great but the rest is too doomy n mid
Incantation Blasphemy
mid album, thanks for making me sort through half an hour of near silence u jackasses
Incantation The Infernal Storm
eh they get a little tired n release their first bleh
Infester Darkness Unveiled
eh they did the best they could with what they had
Inquisition Obscure Verses for the Multiverse
damn he actually sounds good on this one. it's like an off kilter mellower immortal
Insomnium Heart Like a Grave
damn an actually bad somnium album. best track was neverlast i guess
Insomnium Ephemeral
damn the only actual song is great but it would score higher if it were more ephemeral
Insomnium Demo '99
decent mdms but nothing amazing
Insomnium Argent Moon
conjurer is good followed by mid tracks ruined by clean vox
Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time
wasted years is my favourite maiden track oat, title is good as well as sea, but then it just goes on to stagnate and i keep asking them to go back to the first half of the album
Iron Maiden Maiden Japan (Complete Concert)
as much paul di'anno as you can handle
Iron Maiden Live at the Rainbow
good show
Iron Maiden Raising Hell
mid show, dumb magic act
Jay-Z Reasonable Doubt
smooth n generally entertaining throughout
Jeff Mills Waveform Transmission Vol.1
fun album
Johann Sebastian Bach Brandenburg Concerto No. 6 in B♭ major, BWV 1051
pretty motions going for what we call classical. few notable moments, the kind of background music u throw into your film bc u cant afford any copyright, allegro iii gets the most allegro-y tho
Johann Sebastian Bach Harpsichord Concerto No. 3 in D major, BWV 1054
the incredibly dull adagio brings this down a lot, i. allegro repeats too much
Johann Strauss II Kunstlerleben, Op. 316
a more mild but still pompous work of the strauss
Johann Strauss II Fruhlingsstimmen, Op. 410
a frolicsome waltz by the frolicsome waltz master
Johann Strauss II Wein, Weib und Gesang, Op. 333
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Johann Strauss II Wo die Zitronen bluhen, Op. 364
classic strauss with a touch of lemon
Johannes Brahms Sixteen Waltzes, Op. 39
you come here for no. 15, otherwise general classical
Johannes Brahms 21 Hungarian Dances, WoO 1
generally amusing but you're really only here for no. 5
Johannes Brahms Haydn Variations, Op. 56a
a rather bland variation, perhaps the piano version is better
John Fahey Death Chants, Breakdowns and Military Waltzes
its alright. feels like we're gonna go billybobby joel sometimes but it never does, actual guitar music
Journey Frontiers
separate ways n edge of the blade shine on an album of mehs to ehs
Judas Priest Nostradamus
dear god what is this? did they run into epica while on tour? hmm revelations isn't that bad. o shit some italian on pestilence. damn actually love pest n plague. solitude is a nice little dramatic piano piece. exiled is pretty good. take notes maiden, this is how you put together a movie length album. just rated this best jp album. decent symph metal, anyone who likes epica should like this
Kalmah Swampsong
Heroes 3.5; Burbot 3.5; Cloned 3; Third 2.5; Bird 2; Doubt 2; Tordah 3; Man 3; Moon 3.5; (Suo 2.5) the most butchered of their albums, barely scrapes by as a 3
Kalmah They Will Return
Hollow 3.5; Hell 2.5; Principal 2; Human 2.5; Title 3; Kill 2; Blind 2.5; Nation 4.5; Skin 3 a disappointing sequel to swamplord with weak hooks and too many high vox
Kalmah For the Revolution
Title 4; Dead 4.5; Holy 2.5; Wings 2; Ready 1; Sky 2; Out 3.5; Coward 2; Slave 3.5 an awkward and pretty horrible sequel to the magnum opus that was black waltz
Kalmah Seventh Swamphony
Title 3.5; Dead 3; Pike 3; Hollo 2.5; Wind 3.5; Wolves 3; Marten 3.5; Trapper 3.5 pretty silly poppy mdm but still mostly fun
Katherine Jenkins Sacred Arias
beautiful woman, nice voice, but the arrangements ruin much of these classics songs, especially hallelujah, it's played far too quickly
Kelly Clarkson My December
solid pop rocks almost evanescency, esp haunted
King Diamond Abigail
a splurge of midriffs n squealing
Kittie Spit
best nude muddle band ever. i'd certainly like to spit on their kitties lennyface
Koji Kondo The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask OST
a lot of reused tracks from oot but cool new ones include clock tower, the clock town day themes, pirates fortress, catch and trail meet again
Koji Kondo Super Mario World
winners include overworld, fortress, boss battle, valley of bowser (hellz yeah), and the evil king bowser
Korpiklaani Tales Along This Road
another solid album of folky fun
Korpiklaani Spirit Of The Forest
too many instr tracks and shaman outtakes but they get the strings strummin and nice for a listen
Korpiklaani Voice Of Wilderness
where tf is the review for this one?!!? excellent production and generally better songs than debut, but begins to taper in the second half nearly a 3.5 BEER BEER BITCHES
Korpiklaani Ukon Wacka
some real bangers on here like louhen n vaarinpolkka, groovy korvesta
Krallice Dimensional Bleedthrough
generally solid but much more linear except monolith
Krallice Years Past Matter
krallice getn bored cant even be arsed to press more than one key naming these things
Kreator Pleasure to Kill
mid deathrash birthed from listening to possessed n slayer a few too many times
Kreator Gods of Violence
first half is great powermetally thrash but then nosedives with embarrassments esp side by side
Leaves' Eyes Meredead
constantly flirts on that good vs great line but never actually crosses over
Leaves' Eyes Vinland Saga
first 2/3s is incredibly lethargic and would have earned this a 2.5, but new found land (best track) onward is solid
Leaves' Eyes Lovelorn
liv kristine is awesome, but the intrumentation often lags behind. highlight in norwegian lovesong tho, that is done just right
Leaves' Eyes Symphonies of the Night
solid bum without any highlights sadface
Leaves' Eyes The Last Viking
varangians and ravens are great but the rest is mid af
Les Ramoneurs de Menhirs Amzer an dispac'h
bagpipe n bombardon driven folk rock sung in english, french, and breton, tho gwenael gets somewhat annoying at times
Les Ramoneurs de Menhirs Breizh Anok
decent bagpipe driven folk rock en bretogne oy oy oy!!
Linkin Park Meteora
prob the best of alt/ nu effects after reds and demhunts s/ts, dont stay, faint, habit, n ofc numb hit ahrd
Liturgy H.A.Q.Q.
liturgy u so silly
Living Sacrifice Death Machine
mildly pleasant nu deathrash
Lost Horizon Awakening the World
standard pm with a little cheeky tomfoolery
Ludacris Word Of Mouf
love ludacris n his shenanigans
Ludwig van Beethoven Symphony No. 9 in D minor, Op. 125
not the best beety but he was deaf n dying so
Ludwig van Beethoven "Pathétique" Piano Sonata No. 8 in C minor, Op. 13
actually one of beety's more boring works. if you want your friends to get into classical don't show them this
Ludwig van Beethoven Rage Over a Lost Penny in G Major, Op. 129
an amusing child-like ditty one cannot possibly detest, along with a gripping chorus
Luke Faulkner Gates of Avar
more string led pieces that don't quite reach his solo piano efforts
Luke Faulkner Vignette
has daydreaming and midnight waltz, nothing else too gripping
Machine Head Unto the Locust
dafuq did i just give mh a 3? fuck me i did. title track is pretty good n nice rockin motion throughout
Machine Head Bloodstone and Diamonds
another 3 for the machine. sounds like a harder flames n im a sucker for classical strings. game over is such a punky jam
Machine Head Arrows in Words from the Sky
damn this is actually good, prob just raising the stakes for a total thrashcore album again tho
Magnum Chase the Dragon
classic epic rock with pleasantly welcome extras. soldier, hour, n earth are win
Marduk Wormwood
typical modern bm, funeral dawn is fun tho
Marilyn Manson The Pale Emperor
fuck me an actually good manson album
Marrasmieli Between Land And Sky
bathory meets dissection, nothing too interesting tho embrace was quite good
Marrasmieli Marrasmieli
avg modern black folk, nothing to write home about
Mayhem Esoteric Warfare
their best effort since reforming. attila sounds decent
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
mayhems official debut shines best on funeral fog, the rest is mid af to good
Mayhem Deathrehearsal
what can be made out from this is good but a little too black aha. wtf park
Mayhem Atavistic Black Disorder / Kommando
actual tracks gud, but wtf those covers
Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying?
peak butt metal with a clincher in last words
Megadeth Last Rites
last rites is their best track but the other 2 not so much
Mercyful Fate Don't Break the Oath
overemphasis on diamonds vox instead of accenting them while toning down the guitars makes this sophy a lot weaker than it should have been
Metallica Some Kind of Monster
actually pretty good, edited version of title is a win
Metallica Master of Puppets
u only come here for battery, title n damage
Metallica No Life 'til Leather
when metallica could actually call themselves metal lickas
Metallica Jump in the Fire
some wicked solos on this song selection, songs themselves meh to good
Metallica The $5.98 E.P.: Garage Days Re-Revisited
sum pretty dece buttrockicka covers, prob wouldnt pay 6 bucks for it tho
Methadone Skies Enter The Void
pretty decent drony asmr rock
Methadone Skies Retrofuture Caveman
liked it more than i thought i would. typical asmr rock mixed with metallic vibes. infected by friendship is a four star song, enabler is the next best track.
MF DOOM Operation: Doomsday
mf doom makin a boom takin away my gloom so i can zoom
Mgla With Hearts Toward None
typical modern bm until the finale in vii
Michael Jackson Bad
bad is undeniably good
Midnattsol Where Twilight Dwells
lofty but nothing addicting
Midnattsol Nordlys
gud ablum wo any highlights
Midnattsol The Metamorphosis Melody
another good album without any bangers
Miseration Tragedy Has Spoken
they go for some straight up dm on this one with a few subtle but welcome effects. honestly not bad
Misthyrming Með hamri
trad infused bits are great, proggy n krallice type not so much
Mithotyn In the Sign of the Ravens
good black folk without any highlights
Mithotyn Gathered Around the Oaken Table
not as good as forest, rly just some mediocre mdm with occasional black vox. clearly he got bored and went on to falconer
Mithotyn Nidhogg
pretty much just a shorter version of ravens
Mithotyn Promo '96
a stretched out folk black record thats better than most of this kind of shit
Monstrosity In Dark Purity
some new vox confirm this as better than anything cc ever did
Moonsorrow Varjoina kuljemme kuolleiden maassa
nothing too interesting here but decentish modern bm
Moonsorrow Jumalten aika
familiar morrow epicness for the first half hour then mires itself into indistinguishable white noise
Moonsorrow Viides luku - Hävitetty
a blackened sommy with little of their magic
Moonsorrow Voimasta ja kunniasta
first 3 tracks are win, then they just delve off into some generic folk dream
Moonspell Wolfheart
a lot of awkward vox, but good instrumentation even if it doesnt always flow together, trebaruna is a jam
Morbid Angel Formulas Fatal to the Flesh
cannibal corpse if cannibal corpse were good with some carcass and some other random shit idk pretty middling album
Morbid Angel Kingdoms Disdained
i mean its alright modern dm cant rly complain cant rly rejoice
Morbid Angel Bleed for Devil
too staticky to rly appreciate but m/ nonetheless
Morbid Angel Scream Forth Blasphemies
one of the scratchiest records ever yet what u can hear is still better than the majority of what scrubs call metal
Morbid Angel Thy Kingdom Come
a solid but slightly boring morbidy angelly d
Morbid Angel Laibach Remixes
is decent good dm
Mors Principium Est ...And Death Said Live
avg bleh to decentish mdm sounding like a combination of aild n norther
Mortification Break the Curse
nothing too grand on here but worth a listen for that early 90s production and deathrash attempt
Mortification Erasing the Goblin
holy shit was i not expecting this to actually be good. razorback is a great deathrash track with a consistent following rivaling any of your favourite thrash acts. steve actually sounds like hes got a backbone and the lyrics surely send demons to hell
Mortification Noah Sat Down and Listened to the Mortification Li
not a bad ep containing the highlights of en ev, interview of a bands journey is always interesting
Motley Crue Too Fast for Love
only trv crv, highlights in live wire n show with general bebops thrvout
Motorhead Orgasmatron
their best album to date. mean machine goes ahrd n title got a nice groove
Motorhead Hammered
starts weakish but amps up into one of motorheads most solid records
Motorhead Inferno
sick cover, and some metally punky rock tunes to back it up
My Chemical Romance Like Phantoms, Forever
decent punk rockz
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade: The B-Sides
pretty much a collection of some of their best except heaven
Nas Illmatic
solid beats but nothing rly bammin
Nightwish Wishmaster
has some great tracks like she is my sin and crownless but otherwise wavers and ends up on the simply good side
Nightwish Bless the Child: The Rarities
good little collection of some of nw best, dece, n meh
Nightwish The Crow, The Owl and The Dove
instrum of heart is the best track
Nightwish Elan
elan is alright i guess
Nightwish Endless Forms Most Beautiful
starts horribly boring but then u have elan and hope, title, the sheer win that is alpenglow, and bits of show but tuomas stfu with ur bullshit philosophy no one cares. rest is utter garbage. dont listen to the instrums they show just how empty the instrumentation actually is
Nightwish HUMAN. :II: NATURE.
rly just have noise and then a bunch of below avg-goodish tracks and instrumentals
Nile Amongst the Catacombs of Nephren-Ka
nile gettin it goin with a mix of osdm and tolerable techdeth
Nile Annihilation of the Wicked
decent dm from the only egyptian metal gods
Nile Black Seeds of Vengeance
a decent follow up with their niche egypto metal
Nile In Their Darkened Shrines
two successful albums means a bigger budget, and shrines sounds a helluva lot bigger and masterfully produced, but the tracks themselves are about the same quality as debut n sophy
Nile In The Beginning
decent little dm collection from the kephraaaaaaaa
Nile Festivals Of Atonement
gud egeepteen muzixxx
Nirvana Nevermind
one of those rare albums that more or less lives up to its fame, fav tracks teen spirit n lounge
Nocturna (IT) Daughters of the Night
it's just frozen crown in more sympho style. i like the high pitched echo effect they use now and again, best tracks are new evil and title
Nokturnal Mortum The Voice of Steel
damn, the nazi hunters before they became nazi hunters. anyway definitely not their best effort this is more of a folk rock album with bm elements than anything else certainly doesnt deserve the enforced 2. best song ofc is the country track ukrayina
Nokturnal Mortum Lunar Poetry
a hit n miss album, barely scrapes a 3
Nokturnal Mortum Marble Moon
weakened by largely banal instrumentals but moonlight path is an intense jam
Norther Mirror of Madness
not as good as their other albums but u do have blackhearted, midnight walker, and the inevitable jam that is unleash hell
Norther N
certainly the most bipolar of their albums. to separate the gold from the dross u have frozen angel, down, black gold, and always & never
Norther No Way Back
solid ep by the north
Obituary Obituary
pretty good deathrash from these veterans
Obituary Left to Die
cute death worshipping ep
Obliteration Total Fucking Obliteration
way better than any of their albums omg
Obliteration Goat Skull Crown
honestly their best work
Omegavortex Black Abomination Spawn
flawless production, pretty damn solid and smartly technical unlike every techdeath band ever just doesnt pull me in much
Omnium Gatherum Spirits And August Light
solid but lackluster debut mostly taken down by shitty shitty at the gates vox, highlights in perfumed garden ( ? ?? ?) and wastrel
Omnium Gatherum The Redshift
the album that put them on the map with jukka pelkonen. some real bangers like nail, shadowkey, and shapes n shades, but also bummers like cham skin (but he says snake skin...?), breaking point, and return. lmaaaoooooo that nail live wtf
Omnium Gatherum Stuck on Snakes Way
a middling album by a band still finding its way (hence being stuck?), though certainly taking a progressive step ahead with the addition of jukka. nothing too impressive but not a completely uninteresting feat either
Omnium Gatherum Steal the Light
again solid ep with highlights in alt wastrel, ammo & lost n found, but the vox keep it from being stellar
Oneohtrix Point Never Replica
not bad, title is v good but album let down by the spam that is child soldier
Outre-Tombe Repurgation
a lot better than their later albums
Outre-Tombe Abysse Mortifère
i mean they got the released in early 90s sound and album cover down at least. french really doesn't go with death vox though. not bad overall
Oxygen Destroyer Bestial Manifestations of Malevolence and Death
pretty good dm but weak ass vox a la jeff walker
Ozzy Osbourne The Ultimate Sin
ozzy was so much better off without the losers in sab omfg
Panic! at the Disco Vices & Virtues
decent party rock, i always appreciate how these kinds of bands know when to end an album
Passerby Passerby
penholder and broken wings go ahrd
Pathfinder (USA) Nightfall at Whitehaven Beach
pretty good asmr ambient esp the towers and smile is a decent vox inclusive track
Penny Coffin Τέφρα/Σκελετικό Σκοτάδι
rating just the skeletiko skotathi side, too much doom but the tones are pretty nice, jaws is beast
Pillar The Reckoning
this actually rocks more than a little bit. everything is the only track worth repeats tho
Pixies Surfer Rosa
pixies are cool. disorganized but plenty of rockin riffs with the epic where is my mind cementing them eternally
Pixies Indie Cindy
a pretty good comeback album. mellowy rock songs incorporating pop tunes as well as their own classic style
Pixies EP1
excellent pixies ep fuck u guys
Pixies EP2
fuck sput another solid pixies ep
Pixies Live
debaser plus some of their lesser but somewhat enjoyable tracks
Pixies EP3
wtf its not that bad you cucks
Poison Open Up and Say... Ahh!
trv ahrd rock bb, but nothing worth keeping le sigh
Possessed Shadowcult
mid to great deathrash with the older tracks obv better than the new
Primalfrost Lost Elegies
yet another barely above avg folk dm album, gotta hurt when ur best work was as a teenager
Primalfrost Prosperous Visions
pretty avg folk after such a promising ep, needs more accordion and epicness
Primitive Graven Image Traversing the Awesome Night
competent modern bm but nothing special about it
Pyotr Tchaikovsky The Nutcracker, Op. 71
you know at least 5 movements off by heart, but only march iia is worth hearing with any regularity
Pyotr Tchaikovsky Symphony No. 5 in E minor, Op. 64
a lot of pomp but next to no substance
Quest Master Lost Songs of Distant Realms: Volume Two
not as good as volume i
Rammstein Mutter
sonne und ich will are always fun but the rest is decent rockies that u shouldnt ever rly want to hear again unless doing a rammstein discog
Rammstein Zeit
pretty on par for the ramm, generally good dust rock tunes thrvout, autotune on lugen made me lol, but zick zack is the real winner with that chorus
Rammstein Rosenrot
usual general rammparty without any highlights
Rammstein Untitled
better than their other later albums but not quite in the 3.5 range
Rammstein Herzeleid
what a debut, highlights in wollt ihr das bett n du riechst
Rammstein Reise, Reise
rammstein is prob the most balanced rock band ever, highlights in title und mein teil
Rammstein Liebe Ist Für Alle Da
surely the most consistently med band ever, generally good time with no highlights
Red (USA) Innocence and Instinct
professional production but at the cost of that newband energy. death of me is a rocker but the slow tracks have too many hymnal overtones
Regurgitation Tales of Necrophilia
gets rly close to corpse worship but is also better than any corpse so
Rexoria The World Unknown
damn their 2nd ep better than anything on their albums
Rhapsody of Fire Power of the Dragonflame
it make me hap. i fap
Rhapsody of Fire Symphony of Enchanted Lands II
ignoring the lame ass theatrics this is pretty good
Rhapsody of Fire The Eighth Mountain
generally good bum, level of theatrics is appropriate, highlight in abyss
Rhapsody of Fire Symphony of Enchanted Lands
emerald and wisdom are amazing but then it dips for no good reason, they try to be bach, and otherwise inane instrums and bleh music
Rhapsody of Fire Dawn of Victory
their third album is pure generic rhapsody before attaining fire
Rhapsody of Fire Dark Wings of Steel
bruh its rhapsody. highlights in tragic flames n tears
Richard Wagner Lohengrin
unless you care about the plot you're only here for the prelude to act iii and treulich gefuhrt
Rippikoulu Musta Seremonia
confession school make some decent death doom, but wish it had a bit more power to it
Rippikoulu Mutaation Aiheuttama Sisainen Mataneminen
some decently average death doom
Rippikoulu Ulvaja
pretty mid-good death doom
Robert Schumann Album for the Young, Op. 68
youre here for no. 10, rest is meh
Rose Avalon Northern Strengths
decent symph metul with highlights in my sad martirdom (sic) and the bagpipes on northern star
Running Wild Black Hand Inn
largely dece ahrd rock but occasionally sum trv metal like privateer
Ryuichi Sakamoto BTTB
you come here for opus and aqua, rest is either awkwardly lethargic or lofty but without impact
Sabaton Carolus Rex
was better in swedish but still a handful of good jams
Sabaton Heroes
bros whenever u feel down just plug in sabaton and realize u could be epic instead
Sabaton Primo Victoria
sabby just getting into their niche with highlights in counterstrike n stalingrad
Sabaton The Art of War
much more middling album with a highlight in ghost division
Sabaton Metalizer
the album that was supposed to be their debut (dem record company shenanigans) highlights are 7734 and thunderstorm
Sabaton Attero Dominatus
official sabby sophomore pretty avg for them but highlights in title and nuclear attk. bonus cover of fur immers also pretty good n l?nga is nice if u want to hear some swedish
Sabaton Fist For Fight
combination of their first demo and some songs off their first few albums. as such not rly much better or worse, but does feature hellrider, thunderstorm, and easily their best track of their early years (though unreleased until 2010) in birds of war
Satanic Warmaster Fimbulwinter
largely plain pizza black with some vargs at the end for good measure
Satyricon The Shadowthrone
pretty good chill bm you can share with your goth gf
Satyricon Megiddo
dawn is dumb but the rest is pretty good
Saxon Saxon
excellent bridge album between ahrd rock and metal
Saxon Wheels of Steel
too rocky, needs moar metul
Saxon Thunderbolt
trv rockers never forget how to rock, n saxon have not
Shania Twain Come On Over
never thought id give a pop album more than a 2.5 but hey this album is legit solid its not 2-3 singles and a lot of fluff it just keeps going for an hour
Sinister Diabolical Summoning
plain osdm, vox are mixed too high n the riffs too low
Sinister Hate
another bleh mid af album
Sirenia At Sixes And Sevens
tries but doesnt quite reach its potential, too simple compositions and clearly no time for refinement, but on the wane is excellent and the violin and flute on manica are mwah
Sirenia The Seventh Life Path
elixir is amazing, sons of the north could have been so if they hadnt filled half of it with filler and used that cool intro chord progression as a main riff, serpent p good overall. concealed disdain dumb title but still pretty good, silv eye good with editing. tragedienne a close but not quite there dramatic theatre piece that does however have quite the conclusion with that one impressive and piercing note by the lovely ailyn, gets me every time
Skalmold Vögguvísur Yggdrasils
one of those low effort 'by the spirit' kind of folk metal albums thats not very good but has its moments. also lmao @ covering alestorm
Skalmold born loka
one of the weirdest folk bands. some basic folk strums + shouty clean vox, but also orchestra/chorus and bm arragenments here n there. nothing too great but greipnir and hel are fun
Skillet Alien Youth
some pretty competent rock without anything super great
Skyfire Mind Revolution
what a decline eliminating all black metal aspects in favour of generic pop mdm, still excellent use of keys however with a highlight in colliding in mind
Skyfire Liberation in Death
decent skyfire, good keys as usual, nothing spectacular
Skyfire Spectral
another modest success by the fire in the sky, gets a little dt there, some spirit blk dimens here, best track is prob conjuring
Skyfire Fractal EP
certainly their worst release up to this point, get a little techy n proggy n bore
Slytherin A Tale We'll Tell Of What Hath Been​.​.​.
summoning but harry potter...ok
Snot Get Some
nice doggy bupbup ;D
Sodom M-16
among the weirdkong is a banger followed by a string of well executed cliches
Sonata Arctica Takatalvi
pretty good compilation of a handful of songs n covers
Sonata Arctica The Collection
not quite what it says on the tin but some hits yeah
Soundtrack (Video Game) Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
jesus fuck cant even escape after checking that track list. anyway like previous game most tracks go with the game only, but this time its much better produced and grand, tho not rly superior in quality despite. my picks off this epic ost are p peach kidnapped again, bowser king of koopas, here comes king koopa, glitzville is a big win, rawk hawk rock is pure win as well (love the entire glitzville area/chapter), macho grubba, fight gainst mario no dooplis, excess express at day, super koopa bros world 3, storm the x naut fortress is pure win, and big bowser koopa krush is pure win
Stephane Hirondelle Electro City
as the title suggests fun little electro ditties, wish he'd cut some out and make the remainder longer
Stevie Wonder Songs in the Key of Life
stevie w the wonder indeed, smooth but funky n lively tracks, some mj vibes
Stormkeep Tales of Othertime
eh everything from the cover on is a little boy's imitation of emperor with nodtveidt on vocals
StormLord Hesperia
continues their trend of devolving streamlined symph without any highlights
StormLord Mare Nostrum
they sacrifice their power and any raw trvness in this streamlined symphy theatre, with an abundance of banal extra effects that add nothing and just waste time, like pointless weak operatic vox. guitar tone is bleak, still wind scream is a standout amongst a storm of overly produced broadways
StormLord Under the Sign of the Sword
some cute raw folk blacks
StormLord Black Knight
raw amateur mid tempo dm, a few bros gettin together
Stratovarius Survive
actually p good but the only track i want to hear again is glory days
Summoning Stronghold
summy do it better than most of their atmoblack contemps but at the same time its too synthy and asmr, more heavy pls
Summoning Lugburz
rly shoddy production makes the album generally weak despite good synths n riffs n shrieks
Summoning Let Mortal Heroes Sing Your Fame
some great tracks like hollow halls n foes but doesnt hold up the momentum
Super Piano 64 Zelda and Sleep: Instrumentals from Ocarina ofTime
songs could have been adapted a lot better but lullaby is good, lon lon is great n my eternafav fairy fountain is near perfect
Tarja Turunen In The Raw
not bad, a less silly nw but also missing the overall attempt at grandiosity (that nw usually fails but at least attempts), best moments on stranger
Testament The Formation of Damnation
testament is a testament to metallica if they never became buttrockicka
The Killers Hot Fuss
ya got jenny, brightside, somebody, n everything alongside a slew of meh pop punk
The Notorious B.I.G. Greatest Hits
biggie's best indeed, big poppa is the lennyface
The Notorious B.I.G. Duets: The Final Chapter
sum of biggie's best even if he didnt have much to do on it
The Notorious B.I.G. Rap Phenomenon
smooth mix with some unreleased tracks
Thulcandra Fallen Angel's Dominion
dissection fanboys make a middling bm album, best track ofc is the cover of somberlain
Timeghoul 1992-1994 Discography
tumultuous good, panaramic bad in many places
Tomaso Albinoni Adagio in G minor
def feels anachronistically altered. the best parts are definitely what albinoni contributed, but sounds far too much like a 20th century italian drama
Twilight Force At the Heart of Wintervale
their weakest effort by far, getting bored and running out of ideas. band track isnt nearly as explosive as one would hope, everything else just kind of barely scrapes epicity. not nearly as complex or overwhelming as their other albums, taking a slower, more fillery route. crystal bearer is the worst for that. still generally fun, both knight tracks are easily the best/most traditional twilight force
Ulver Nattens Madrigal
basic bitch bm with some extra diddlies whoa. vi n vii are pretty tho. also le volf
Undeath It's Time...To Rise From the Grave
first half is largely generic dm but picks up in the second half
Vader Reign Forever World
decent deathrash album/ep
Vader Solitude in Madness
one final half hour output of actually decent dm, better than their last 2 for sure
Vader The Art Of War
Vader Blood
solidish deathrash ep with more than a few fun areas by the one n only ruth vader ginsberg
Vader The Upcoming Chaos
fun but short ep, carnal is a pure dm jam let down by the mids to follow
Venom Black Metal
Venom Calm Before the Storm
melodic and fun, nice rocky metal songs
Venom Prime Evil
jammy af venom for the primest of evils
Venom Cast in Stone
one of the best reunion albums ever, a few hot slams with general thrashy fun thruout
Venom Demon
the winniest demo that ever demo'd
Venom Skeletons in the Closet
a collection of some of venoms best tracks, some before then unreleased tracks, as well as random aural memorabilia. the voiceovers for their tours, commercials (wtf?), and radio ad are hilarious (also this but what stands out most of all is a beautifully redone version of BLACK METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Vintersorg Till Fjälls
not a bad folk debut, singing needs improvement but very vikingy, instrums just kind of go along
Volbeat Servant Of The Mind
another pretty solid album, ekur, my girl, devil rage n heaven get groovin. the my girl haters are virgins
Volbeat Rewind, Replay, Rebound
best album since debut, actually generally solid with fun tracks in pelvis, rewind, esp die to live, and sorry sack of bones
Volbeat Fallen
title is decent, warrior would be good if it didnt sound so silly live, rebel angel is good
Watain Opus Diaboli
decent show
Watain Rabid Death's Curse
limb crucifiks is good but rest is dissection tribute/bm tropemasterfest/random 'bm-sounding' shit
Wedrujacy Wiatr Tam, Gdzie Miesiac Oplakuje Swit
first half is typical slow krallice, picks up with wedrowiec
Wedrujacy Wiatr Zorzysta Staje Ocma
more of that synthy drone bm. not too amazing but is decent overall with some folky moments. cool album cover
Whispered Metsutan - Songs of the Void
after a couple of meagre efforts whispered finally came out with a decent album, highlight in strike
Whispered Wrath of Heaven
good enough to get a positive rating but nothing much stands out
Wilderun Sleep at the Edge of the Earth
amorphis + opeth, thankfully leaning towards the 'morphis side
Within Temptation Enter
raw n scratchy with a very erotic lennyface cover, tempts debut is an honest but generally unclimatic effort, tho candles is special
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Symphony No. 40 in G minor, K. 550
not the zart's most stimulating symphony, but movement i is pleasantly familiar
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart "Jupiter" Symphony No. 41 in C major, K. 551
jupiter is relentlessly praised as one of the most famous of mozart's symphonies, but the reality is his very late works are haphazard without reason and minimally executed, the fact that they were his very last works being the only reason for their fame. likewise only movement iv of jupiter is worth any attention, and even then he had composed far, far greater works before his untimely death
Wolves in the Throne Room Black Cascade
for a band that prides themselves on bm their own way this is tragically generic
Xandria Theater of Dimensions
another album of mild gems and pure cringe, heart is home to call of destiny are the main bangers, indeed sounding very epica like. dark night is decent, a whole bunch of filler, and then equal parts win and horrible cringe on title track
Xandria Fire & Ashes
mid af albums mean a mid af ep
Xandria Neverworld's End
another mid af album with the only real kicker in euphoria
Xandria India
decent record with mild bangers
Xandria Salome - the Seventh Veil
decent symph bops with life, sisters, parts of dogs, n on my way standing out
Xandria Sacrificium
such a weird mix of good and cringe unlike any album ive ever heard...nevertheless title to stardust are pretty solid, betrayers okay with editing, until the end is pure gold and only near perfect track, red relish is cringy af, temple is the weirdest mix of the aforementioned cringe with generally good sections, others completely forgettable
xSPONGEXCOREx How Tough Are Yah?
holy shit best mccore band ever
xSPONGEXCOREx Bikini Bottom Beatdown
i swear to god the best mccore band ever
Yiruma First Love
river is my heart but the rest do leave something to be desired
Yngwie Malmsteen Trilogy
operatic bon jovi be like until title
Yuka Tsujiyoko Paper Mario GMS (Disc 1 and 2)
a lot of tracks rly only go with the actual game, but ones i like on their own include ghost gulping, hang in there peach, climbing the castle (bomb track), sad sun, bowsers rage (bomb), wish of the princess, huffin n puffin (bomb), king of the koopas (bombest track), k64 train ride, petunia under attack, princess in distress, bill blaster go faster, and shy guy riot
Zero Degree Surreal world
flames worship to the maxxxxx
Zero Degree Black Hole Illumination
flames worship to the MAX pt 2

2.5 average
1914 Eschatology of War
some average black doom with too many interludes. glad they changed it afterwards
2Pac All Eyez on Me
so inevitably there's a lot of filler on a 2 hour album. but generally the beats/effects are good, and enough jewels exist among the rubble to keep it going. highlights are the powerful life goes on followed by only god can judge me, with special mentions in rather be ya nigga and thug passion
2Pac R U Still Down? (Remember Me)
real bangers in wonder if heaven got a ghetto and the funky fake ass bitches. do for love is also
damn smooth
A Plea for Purging Quick Is The Word; Steady Is The Action
wtf this actually kind of good, some dece riffage n a progcore song wtf was not expecting that sounds better than usu mccore somehow. and an 8 bit effect on death wtf is going on
AC/DC Let There Be Rock
decent rock songs. solos on title and whole lotta rosie are bomb and put shame on most metal bands of the era
AC/DC Powerage
their most solid album at this point in their career
AC/DC Highway To Hell
continues their momentum without doing anything bigger. LMAO the mork n mindy reference in night prowler
Accept Restless and Wild
decently rocky but goes on for too long and no standouts except perhaps princess but even then its too weak
Accept I'm a Rebel
eh just a rock band tryn to be a rock band
Accept Russian Roulette
another mid rock album with no highlights except almost man enough but then wtf way to ruin it with the lyrics
Accept Objection Overruled
yet another mid rock album just accept it, dat solo on this one tho
Accept Blood of the Nations
standard accept album in the 21st century
Accept Rich & Famous
a few decent cept trax
Acid Witch Evil Sound Screamers
look out bois they learned how to use synth keys
Acid Witch Rot Among Us
best album yet with that crystal clear prod n screechy keys, maybe one day they write an album worth spinning every month
Acid Witch Witch House
vox get dangerously close to antii, creepy death doom for sho
Adele 21
21 yo adele finding a lot more interesting things to do with her voice, giving some elegance to the pop genre
Aephanemer Memento Mori
mmm but their debut is just average melodeth sadface
Aerosmith Aerosmith
not bad, a fair amount of rocker's spirit
Aerosmith Draw the Line
another actually decent rockin smiff who knew
Agalloch Faustian Echoes
good white noise anyway
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Honky Reduction
short and to the point wish the tracks went on longer
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Agorapocalypse
production too clean for grind, too many cleans, girl cant rly scream, too much 'core in the grindcore
Ahab The Coral Tombs
sea desert is great but overall too doomy
Al-Namrood Diaji Al Joor
first disappointing rood, a lot of meh clean vox and next to no metal
Al-Namrood Worship the Degenerate
decent araby tunes but nothing too promising
Al-Namrood Ana Al Tughian
decent but not amazing araby tunes
Alcest Écailles De Lune
needs more metal. gets too drony at times, i want to dream not fall asleep
Alestorm Black Sails at Midnight
most of the fun of this is ruined by bowes absolutely talentless voice, keelhauled is solid tho
Alestorm Back Through Time
actually impressed with some trv metal bits on this on title and terrorsquid, the power of outsource money bb. still shipwrecked and rum are the only tracks to rly bother with, the rest are about as momentary as the thousands of tiktoks you've watched
Alestorm Curse Of The Crystal Coconut
Alice Cooper Killer
avg rock but far better than the vast, vast majority of shit available at the time, dead babies a dark but very trv eulogy for all the worthless parents out there
Alice Cooper School's Out
silly but adventurous and fun
Alice Cooper Constrictor
average bebop rockz by the coop
Alice Cooper Hey Stoopid
essentially a lazier and considerably less fun trash
Alice Cooper The Eyes Of Alice Cooper
swingin pop rock that wouldnt be too bad if u got stuck with it for a while
Alice Cooper Lace and Whiskey
more love ballady than any of his other albums and better off for it tbh wheres the review ya cunts
Alice Cooper Special Forces
coop heading for that 80s mainstream rock sound that would culminate in trash
Alice Cooper Easy Action
a rockier jam rock and thus far superior to their contemporaries, quite a fan of beautiful flyaway
All That Remains The Fall of Ideals
a variety of styles leads this mccore to not being so mccore
Amon Amarth Once Sent from the Golden Hall
a highlight in friends of the suncross but aa's debut is actually pretty boring
Amon Amarth Fate of Norns
basically a higher quality version of their late albums save for title and pursuit
Amon Amarth Surtur Rising
Awesome cover art. War 3.5; Tock 2; Destroyer 3.5; Slaves 2; Regrets 2; Frej 1.5; Victory 4; Wrath 2.5; Beast 2.5; Doom 2
Amorphis Tuonela
mid album all the way, cant love it cant hate it
Amorphis Halo
some jams like dark waters and the moon but theyve done much better, too many plain slow sections
Amorphis Queen of Time
mid morphis, lol @ the sax, highlight in mongst stars
Amorphis My Kantele
sum mid instrums n rock songz
Anata The Conductor's Departure
better than most techdeath. i like more than a few of their diddlies, and great juggs is pretty fun
Anata The Infernal Depths of Hatred
decent techdeath with a lot more thought than usual put into its composition
Ankhara Premonición
maiden/priest but in spanish, better than both tbh
Ankhara Sombras del Pasado
theres no denying that this band sucks, some of the worst pm ever made. however they are earnest, and certainly put the most effort they ever have onto this bum. and thus a well earned 2.5 for their excellent use of classic rock keys n strums
Antestor The Return of the Black Death
holy crap their worst album. way to have no connection to your epic debut this is some mid bm gazy shit that sounds like they had no actual ideas after martyrium. at least the forsaken actually has some power if delving into the black cheese world
Anthrax Volume 8: The Threat Is Real
out of the big 4 anthrax are surely the only ones who knew how to party. this album suffers from too much filler syndrome and would score higher if they'd tightened it a bit
Anthrax We've Come for You All
goddam idk what to rate this. pretty chill rocks songs without anything irritating i guess. some punk vibes
Anthrax I'm the Man
decent ep, i am the law is beast, crowd interaction on mosh is lolz
Anthrax Penikufesin
another decent ep, french antisocial is lolz wish the chorus was too
Anti-Flag For Blood and Empire
rly just has id tell n press corpse, gets decently thrashy at points tho
Arcade Fire Funeral
decent here and there but nothing too exciting
Arch Enemy Burning Bridges
a decent album largely brought down by liiva being a meh singer and amott's typical hashed doodlies
Arch Enemy Black Earth
not a bad debut but they hardly touch the essence of their fellow mdmers. maiden covers pretty plain
Arch Enemy The Root of All Evil
i mean as rerecordings in 2009 they naturally sound better, tho the difference between gossow and liiva is minimal since they both suck at singing anyway. nevertheless immortal sounds decent, and dead inside and silverwing have quite the facelift
Arch Enemy Khaos Legions
cant believe im 2.5ing this...its got more decentish riffs than not ok? yesterday to black flags is actually listenable, raven isnt bad, and neither is vengeance. the filler shit isnt as badly filler tho the tuning is off putting
Arch Enemy Covered In Blood
not even that bad tbh, tho thats more owing to the nature of the songs themselves. actually quite like zoo and more or less wings. 3 vox on 1 album, but liiva is esp bad in his covers obv he dgaf
Arch Enemy Dead Eyes See No Future
again some of their more decent songs followed by crappy covers
Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
hippie billy talent
Ariana Grande My Everything
actually somewhat impressed. production is excellent, flow is good, guest artists are losers and completely ruin their respective tracks, but be my baby is a real song, surely her best
As I Lay Dying The Powerless Rise
a bit heavier, almost metal album with tons of groped meh to dece mdm riffs tho never letting go of the mccore ball n chain. without conclusion is fun if completely paradoxical, n parallels is prob the best track of their career with the chorus reminding me so much of ian d'sa
At the Gates To Drink from the Night Itself
yet another good album ruined by lindberg
At the Gates Slaughter of the Soul
atg try real hard here but lindberg's high pitched whiny scream almost 'core vocals are annoying af and take away from the otherwise decent music, though even then it'd only be worth a 3
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
some good shit but far from the unquestionable presence of dm everyone n their mama considers it
Atlas Pain Tales of a Pathfinder
off brand sabby, equi n siffy all n one
August Burns Red Rescue & Restore
its not rly better than any of their other albums but theres enough enjoyable guitar leads and non mccore effects that im just gonna go ahead n give em a C- for once
August Burns Red Sleddin' Hill
unironically better than most of their bums
Autechre Amber
decent lectro asmr with some harder pangs but always smooth
Autopsy Skull Grinder
mid dm not serving much more than a fairly length ep
Avantasia The Metal Opera
not bad but they never go for the clincher
Avantasia Angel of Babylon
some good tracks like love n death but ultimately mid af
Azarath Praise the Beast
slightly better just for sounding more like behemoth
BABYMETAL Metal Resistance
more streamlined and thus less charming than debut, yet is overall better due to more effort and more herman li. amore is a pure win track
BABYMETAL Metal Galaxy
bbmetl once again hashing up a few jams while shoehorning a ton of pop filler
Bathory Blood on Ice
quorthon not as inspired but still get the sword!!!
Bathory Hammerheart
quorthons first mid af album save baptise n fire n ice and asa bay
Bathory Destroyer of Worlds
one final mid af album before unleashing the majesty of nordland
Be'lakor The Frail Tide
a slower and less ambitious omnium with pointless piano bits
Be'lakor Vessels
some good stuff on this but for the most part still the same wannabe doomy omnium
Behemoth I Loved You at Your Darkest
man this was disappointing. these guys losing their dynamo in middle age too
Behemoth And the Forests Dream Eternally
some decently average bm with a nice bathory cover. nergal sounds like abbath
Behemoth The Apostasy
this one's a snoozer bros, not much else to say
Behemoth A Forest
cure covers are dumb actual songs dope hoping for something good
Behemoth Xiadz
neither here nor there is ehh
Behemoth Endless Damnation
certainly better than what i was capable of at 15. somehow sounds better than the majority of debut bm demos lmao
Behemoth The Return of the Northern Moon
and this one sounds like every other bm demo/debut ever, but done at 16 is impressive
Behemoth ....From the Pagan Vastlands
solidish bm with typical behemoth effects
Behemoth Opvs Contra Natvram
bout half n half between good-greats n blehs, quite a bit of silliness
Belphegor The Last Supper
a sad excuse for a black/death debut
Billy Talent Dudebox
yea this is a sound that could have only happened in mid 90s canada. every track feels like a theme song for one of ytv's teen sitcom shows (checkout radioactive it was the shit)
Billy Talent Try Honesty
lesser versions of songs on debut + otherwise unreleased beach balls which is equally meh
Billy Talent Watoosh!
a worse version of one of their st, without much magic
Black Fucking Cancer Black Fucking Cancer
some of that awkward middling modern bm that isnt rly bm but they copy the general patterns so ppl still call it bm, it only rly gets pts for being heavy tbh
Bobby Vinton A Very Merry Christmas
bobby making your christmas cliches a little less cliche
Bobby Vinton Mr. Lonely
has that lonely song that plays in every instance ever. nothing worth listening to in real time
Bolt Thrower War Master
has a hard time deciding whether it wants to be basic bitch dm or pretty good dm
Bolt Thrower Honour - Valour - Pride
the midiest dm that ever midded
Bolt Thrower ...For Victory
bt being mid af once again
Bolt Thrower Spearhead
overall slow ep needs mor grwaaaaaaaaa
Bon Jovi This House Is Not for Sale
not that bad tbh. can get into title 2, ghost, n coaster, overtoned riffs thruout are nice
Bon Jovi Lost Highway
actually has some 80s like bangers in any day n strangers, best since faith
Bon Jovi Keep The Faith
i believe followed by a long string of almosts and so closes
Bowling for Soup Let's Do It For Johnny!
they finally get a little umph into their songs
Bowling for Soup Fishin' For Woos
an actually decent album. prob bc its a tolerable length
Britney Spears Oops!...I Did It Again
it's not that bad tbh. title is a banger that deservedly has taken over every radio station for the past 20 years, and most other songs have a poppy poignancy that betrays the general stereotype. britney herself is only moderately talented in the singing department but certainly a popstar. lucky is win
Britney Spears Britney Jean
a more mature foray into her typical sweet but sexy with a highlight in perfume
Brymir Voices in the Sky
siffy sounds horrible with alissa white gluz vox, still highlight in seeds of downfall
Bullet for My Valentine Fever
just goes to show get rid of the mccore=better. melodic emo rock that isnt even that bad, some choruses like on betrayal n memories even verge on good
Burzum Fallen
typical bm but this time featuring nekkid wahmen
Burzum Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
core bm sound is better than usual, but silly synths and varg sounding like an old hag being strangled in a lot of parts dampens it down a lot. tomhet is a waste of time n he should have gotten a couple more years just for that
Burzum Daudi Baldrs
and thus dungeon synth was born. using their ultra-super powers, varg, the norwegian justice system, and diablo nerds everywhere created the ultimate medieval inspired genre that no medieval listener would ever recognize and instead burn varg at the stake for even suggesting it while forgiving him of such a common sin as murder
Candlemass Chapter VI
every good cookie has to crumble, quite a misstep tho not a huge one
Candlemass King of the Grey Islands
best album in a long time messiah or not, but nothing too great
Candlemass Lucifer Rising
rerecording of demons gate is great and holy balls do they sound better live but whats with constantly reminding ppl of someones death followed by are they feeling better after u keep telling them hes dead?
Cannibal Corpse Butchered at Birth
i've always wondered: how does the baby still have all it's flesh while the mother is almost a complete skeleton? it still has it's umbilical cord and everything. do the zombies wait until it's mother is completely defleshed before working on the baby? is the zombie on the left just cooing at it, imagining the best way to murder it while the one on the right completes the job on the mom? srs questions i need answers. anyway cc are the epitome of a band doing everything technically right in a genre yet depriving it of any soul
Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated
some cc classics along with a bunch of their usual bleh dm
Cannibal Corpse The Bleeding
mid decent corpse dm but they stick to the signature flat monotonous sound
Cannibal Corpse Torture
demented aggression is some nice thrashy shit. probably the best album overall they've done since bloodthirst
Cannibal Corpse Violence Unimagined
love the poppy grooves on surround kill devour. damn it's my favourite cc song now. the modern dm relentless thrust on overtorture is addictive too
Carcass Swansong
carcass, largely due to a lack of amott's influence and from hearing their gothenburg rivals, finally realize what mdm is all about. unfortunately it still sucks
Carcass Symphonies of Sickness
grindy death metal, not bad
Casting Crowns Lifesong
actually has quite a few legit hooks gj ccm, highlight in set me free
Casting Crowns Casting Crowns
some surprisingly good riffs on this. their message comes first as it often doesnt go with the muz at all but now again its like damn they got someone who knows a bit what theyre doin esp in american dream
Cenotaph (MX) Riding Our Black Oceans
more bashing than thrashing, just some hereyago dm
Cenotaph (MX) Epic Rites: 9 Epic Tales & Death Rites
an early dt/if clone not much better in quality
Cerebral Rot Odious Descent Into Decay
a bit groovier than their sophy so +.5
Chris Maragoth Burning June
rating based in addition to his other singles in entrance, hoping for salvation, and behind this door. entrance is pretty win if short and stopping unnecessarily abruptly, motherfucker cant sing on the other tracks tho and should stick to his piano bits, voice makes him sound like the loser weeb he appears to be
Chris Maragoth Lost and Separated
chris weebagoth is the epitome of total shit vocals completely obliterating otherwise decent tunes on the first 2 tracks, shattered an instr but not as interesting, without you thank god has female guest vox
Cradle of Filth Existence Is Futile
they've done better. only thing of real quality is rose
Cradle of Filth Dusk... and Her Embrace
the production is much better but the extra effects still don't do much, the only aspect differentiating this from other average bm abums is dani's not quite mastered shriek
Cradle of Filth The Principle of Evil Made Flesh
cradle's debut is a collection of below avg to avg bm with extra effects that work in some places, not in others
Cradle of Filth Vempire or Dark Faerytales in Phalluste
a fair effort but nothing really worth listening to again
Cradle of Filth Damnation and a Day
an awkward album. better production but for 3 years after midian the songs seem rushed. no real highlights except mannequin
Cradle of Filth Orgiastic Pleasures Foul [Demo]
silly vox but alright riffs
Cradle of Filth Total Fucking Darkness [Demo]
first half is absolute trash but then they delve into sthg resembling a harsh cof
Crimson Thorn Dissection
garage deathdoom. its not very good
Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh
the shitty production and generally more traditional dm song structures and vocals make this the top of cryptopsy's entire discography
Crystal Viper Possession
this one's a bit slow but has some male guest vocals
Crystal Viper Metal Nation
legions of truth is cool, especially when she goes soprano, and gladiator and the bonus libertalia aren't bad, but run of the mill pm with some ensiferum vibes for the most part
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain
ah i dont hate it. harder than any mccore bc the pop punk can sometimes be matched neatly to the hc, got those piercing melodies that almost verge on metal, still nothing mind blowing but i dont hate it
Dark Tranquillity Fiction
nothing 2.5; lesser 2.5; terminus 3; blind 2.5; icipher 3; storm 2; empty 2.5; misery's 3.5; focus 2.5; mundane 2
Dark Tranquillity We Are the Void
shadow 3.5; dream 3; fatalist 4; absence 2.5; grandest 2; ignition 2; silent 1.5 creepy; arkh 2.5; void 2.5; surface 2.5; iridium 3 about 2 mins too long, often sound overproduced and unnecessarily thick
Dark Tranquillity Haven
wonders 3; built 3; suns 2; feast 2; title 2.5; same 3; fabric 3.5; drama 3; rundown 3; emptier 2.5; words 2.5; sight 1; misery 2; corner 2.5
Dark Tranquillity The Mind's I
is decent but still trying to figure themselves out, complete with poor female vox
Dark Tranquillity Zero Distance
bit too twinkly on this one
Dark Tranquillity Lost to Apathy
pretty solid ep, title is win
Dark Tranquillity The Gallery
punish 3.5/5; silence 1.5/5; eden 3/5; dividing 3/5; title 1.5/5 girl still can't sing; brooding 1.5/5; midway 2/5; lethe 3.5/5; emptiness 2.5/5; mine 1.5/5; melancholy 2/5 isnt rly the great innovator of mdm everyone pretends it is
Darkthrone Ravishing Grimness
another average album by the greatest conformers in bm
Darkthrone Hate Them
better than everything since total death yet still not above average
Darkthrone Plaguewielder
starts good but then they begin rawdoggin it and it just becomes meh
Darkthrone Under a Funeral Moon
only the trvest of kvltists can appreciate this for more than it is, basic chill bm
Darkthrone Panzerfaust
shoutout to darkthrone for being the most by the book bm band ever
Darkthrone The Cult Is Alive
and then they started the self paradizing. didnt even spell kvlt right smh
Deafheaven New Bermuda
sequel to sunbather nothing too interesting. slightly elevated generic bm core taken down by banal acoustic and piano sections that do nothing but waste ur time. tracks need heavy editing to be made properly listenable. ghost bath completely destroys them
Deals Death Internal Demons
siffy without the folk
Deals Death Point Zero Solution
mid mdm thats pleasant enough but never rly lets it rip
Death Back From The Dead (Demo)
makes big boombooms but songwriting is lackluster
Decapitated Organic Hallucinosis
groovy machine gun dm that doesnt rly go anywhere
Deep Purple The House of Blue Light
best purple up to this point. tight songwriting, good use of keys, not a bad track, listenable butt rock
Deep Purple Purpendicular
best purp along house exchanging the usual jam rock for smooth melodies n down to earth rhythms
Deep Purple Abandon
nah bros this is just about as good as dicular, highlights in fule n fingers to the bone
Deep Purple The Battle Rages On...
among the deep's best, highlight in anya
Def Leppard On Through the Night
mid album with nothing that great
Def Leppard High 'N' Dry
another album indistinguishable mid rocks save heartbreak but even then its not by much
Defacing God The Resurrection of Lilith
basically a symphonic bdm which unfortunately means a lot of mccore influence but its not all bad
Deicide In Torment in Hell
just some plain boring dm that isnt quite baseless
Delain Apocalypse & Chill
i know what youre thinking, and yes everything from the cover, to the lyrics, to the music itself is very silly. but also kind of fun, esp that hook in everything o yeah
Delain Dark Waters
top heavy bum, slaps tracks 1-4 then peters and dies out
Demi Lovato Don't Forget
great energy in the first half but it dies out
Demi Lovato Here We Go Again
actually has some decent bangers
Demon Hunter Songs of Death and Resurrection
a lot of these acoustic versions sound better than the originals
Der Weg Einer Freiheit Finisterre
yet another unimpressive middling modern bm effort
Der Weg Einer Freiheit Stellar
i guess their debut was just a fluke. verbund is a jam but the rest is standard atmo black with agalloch influences
Dimmu Borgir For All Tid
the album that started the short but epic quest that was dimmu borgir
Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon
somehow they managed to be slightly better than their previous 2 garbage disposals
Dismember Massive Killing Capacity
ok entombed
Dissection Reinkaos
just kind of middling mdm. tho if nodtveidt was a trv satanist and killed himself on his own terms u'd think after releasing the legendary somberlain and storm he would have just let wherever the idea for this came from die with him
Dissection Into Infinite Obscurity
more blacky n diss style but not quite up there until somberlain demo
Disturbed Indestructible
disturbed got occasional jams, best tracks the night n enough
Disturbed The Sickness
got that young band energy, makes everything decently fun for a spin but nothing playlist worthy no matter how many oo ah ah ah ahs have spewed from lips in the past 2 decades
DragonForce Ultra Beatdown
epic minute long (often impossible) solos dont save this from being largely mediocre
Dragonland The Power of the Nightstar
kid: mom can we have dragonforce? mom: we have dragonforce at home. dragonforce at home:
Drudkh All Belong To The Night
starts good but soon filters out into avg modern bm with thurios providing some of the weakest vox ever
Drudkh Microcosmos
a veritably drony drudkh not achieving more than the basic bm accredits
Drudkh Handful of Stars
a bit more magical than last few releases with a highlight in cholodni krayevidi but ultimately plain drudkh
Echo Collective The See Within
a couple good pieces but ultimately your avg film score pretending to be more
Ed Sheeran x
ed she is a ratty bastard in a lot of ways but occasionally he produces something well above his contempories, in this case one, nina, and bloodstream, rest is either filler or not quite there bringing this down a lot
Ed Sheeran ÷
typical pop album with its hits taken down by filler. best moments on dive and happier with perfect being a near perfect composition, love that song
Einherjer Odin Owns Ye All
3rd rate bathory that gets slightly better in the 2nd half
Einherjer Dragons of the North
rly bad but not offensively bad bathory metal, twinklies on slaget kind of fun tho
Eluveitie Evocation II: Pantheon
epona, nantosvelta, and lugus are the stars here, sounds so thick u barely notice there isnt any electricity running through them, but the rest is just a similar to evoc i hodgepodge of random folk diddlies that dont rly do anything but give the new lineup some practice working together
Emperor IX Equilibrium
what the hell happened. everything from the title to the production screams commerciality. who are these people anymore? i would rate it lower if it weren't for their general ability. things like that sworn remix should never happen
Ensiferum Iron
too many boring ass slow songs and completely non-viking weird ass chanting. slayer of the light is the only trv jam
Ensiferum Hero in a Dream
and this is where they started to fuck up, laying the foundation for the much more generic and then utterly banal sound that would crop up both mid n esp post jari
Ensiferum Tale of Revenge
certainly a couple of the mid offerings released off iron
Ensiferum Unsung Heroes
a lot better than i remember. the suck is still suck but burning leaves, retribution, and pohjola bring it up big time
Ensiferum From Afar
petri era siffy goes over the top with bombastic synth effects and forget theyre a band not a b fantasy film company. still title is tolerable, tavern is classic siffy fun, and ruins is a trv gem like wanderer. but then u have long ass bores like the interlude in stone cold (otherwise quite good) and the pointless heathen throne doublet
Ensiferum One Man Army
axe of judgement is the only decent/good track. and then just filler, all filler, nothing but le filler until maiden of the north raising it to 2.5 just for that. bonus warmetal not bad
Enslaved Utgard
p much just avg black folk at this point
Enslaved Caravans to the Outer Worlds
mid amorphis i mean enslaved ep
Enslaved Mardraum - Beyond the Within
take out the prog n this would be a good black thrash album, stjerneheimen is a jam
Enslaved Isa
modern bm riffs with prog sections that arent actually all that proggy and sometimes even add to the structure but inevitably results in a giant meh
Enslaved The Sleeping Gods
mid bm/prog shit as usual
Enslaved Thorn
more poseur kvlt gazy shit, does flutey keys doe
Enslaved Nema
rather bad quality and boring in the first half but picks up in the 2nd
Entombed Hollowman
too much rock
Entombed When in Sodom
a mid ep tilting on gross, meh, n fucking weird
Epica This is the Time
i mean not much of a rework, boring ass title track followed by some of their easy bests unnoticably different
Epica We Will Take You With Us
pretty much just poorer recordings of their debut, save a highlight in a simonized memory. sexy come hither tho
Epica Consign to Oblivion
the midest epica ever, like they were so surprised phantom agony worked out they just hashed this together. nothing is horribly bad, but nothing truly epic either, but a highlight in quietus with most of black inf n title pretty good
Equilibrium Renegades
title is technometal but i like it so a 4 to that; tornado 2.5 who is this cleans guy; himmel ENDLICH EIN WENIG DEUTSCHS! ES KNALLT 4; destiny mr quest seeker ruins this shit and wtf rappers brah?? 2.5; moonlight jesus fuck the worst thing that has this name on it omfg 1.5; kawawawa filler track with more bad singing and cultural appropriation 1.5; johnny b what. the. act. ual. fuck. any. thing. but. this. come. the. fuck. on. motherfuckers.1.; final tear fuck the fucking fucking fuck off with fucking thunberg 2 ignoring that little government pawn ffs go woke go broke u fucking retards; hype train actually slaps julie elven has a sexy voice 3.5; phoenix as it is 2
Europe Wings of Tomorrow
fun enough rock songs but nothing that rly bangs
Every Little Thing Many Pieces
grip is the best anime song ever, n ambivalence isnt bad
Exodus Tempo of the Damned
acdc gone thrash. shroud ov piss n seal of fist are the best tracks
Exodus Blood In, Blood Out
old time thrashers getn old, addin shit that shouldnt be in thrash to try to stay relevant
Exodus Die by His Hand
a rly crappy buttrockicka cover followed by a meh trash song
Extol Burial
if they'd only left the prog out this would be pretty good
Extol Undeceived
prog ruins everything once again. at least inferno is solid
Eye of Melian Everstrong
title n closer arent that great, middles are dece
Fairyland Of Wars in Osyrhia
first half is basic n boring picks up in 2nd highlight in fellowship
Five Finger Death Punch American Capitalist
another of those rock based nude muddly bands, singles under and coming down are the only standouts here
Five Finger Death Punch AfterLife
middle is absolute shit but the beginning is a party and they tie up the bs in the end fuck all y'all troll ratings
Fleetwood Mac Rumours
chain is the only track i can listen to in real time
Flyleaf Much Like Falling
1st 2 tracks suck, tina goes ahrd, justice goes decently ahrd
Foreigner 4
got juke, break, girlish and finally dont let go, rest are dece to duds
Frosttide Decedents
tranquill is good but the rest are the same mid-avg amateur siffy mdm
Frozen Shield Ínia
a more synthy/symphonic ensiferum clone, only standout track is warrior woman
Gates Of Ishtar A Bloodred Path
mid mdm in vein of atg but also better
George Frideric Handel Solomon HWV 67 Act 2
quite a bit more active than act 1 but nothing spectacular
George Frideric Handel Solomon HWV 67 Act 3
a bit more pompous than act 2 but ultimately only the famous arrival of sheba is worth it
Ghost (SWE) Impera
decent tunes overall but nothing packs a real punch
Ghost (SWE) He Is
he is
Ghost (SWE) If You Have Ghost
typical ghost fare, circus novelty on haze is fun
Ghost Bath Self Loather
this bath isnt even moist agreed. shows how much essence knows
Giuseppe Verdi Messa da Requiem
one really only comes here for the days of anger
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
dead flag is a good track, east is half n half, providence is mostly pointless asmr. would be better if instead of pretending everything goes together they cut it all up into smaller tracks
Golden Earring Moontan
in an era of worthless psych/prog bands earring is also that but also understand somewhat what the guitar is all about and u get some nice smashes on this culminating in their deserving single radar love
Gorgoroth Under the Sign of Hell
ggoth spittin mid af bm in 97 like its 1990 did anyone even hear this when it came out
Gorguts The Erosion of Sanity
another album they could easily have turned into some sweet classic dm but had to throw in all that prog shit instead
Gortuary Awakening Pestilent Beings
short n gaseous. u know me i dont like burps. necrotizing is win tho
Gosia Andrzejewicz Film
title 3; chwila 3; klucz 3.5; nie rozdzieli 2; on 2; plomien 4; obiecaj 3.5; ciszej 2.5; then for whatever reason a bunch of shitty american pop imitations not afraid 1; believe 1.5; 2gether 1; lover 1.5; you 2; siebie 3
Grateful Dead The Grateful Dead
better than the beatles anyway
Graveland Impaler's Wolves
decent enough cradle style atmoblack with a nice ominous church bell but weak vox
Graveland Hour of Ragnarok
theatrical and folky elements decent with conspiracy and children pretty good
Graveland Creed of Iron
english version of prawo stali. gets .5 less for english lyrics, bonus tracks on remaster fillery dough
Graveland Pamięć i Przeznaczenie
more slightly more bm bathory
Graveland Thousand Swords
a more classic bm bathory sound
Graveland Spears of Heaven
lmaoooo at that cover art. another bathory impersonation with some additional flicks and more dog growls
Graveland Will Stonger Than Death
such dorky album covers. anyway more of a middling album with a highlight in battle of the giants, some nice atmospheric female vox (his wife?) on that track
Graveland Raise your Sword!
better than ur avg graveland but nothing worth spinning again
Graveland In the Glare of Burning Churches
bout half n half good n bad tracks, title is pretty sweet
Green Day Dookie
one amazing hit in the epic canon cover that is basket case and a mild banger in come around, then the rest is the result of doing nothing but smoking green all fucking day
Green Day Kerplunk
raw pop punks with nothing special
Green Day Insomniac
nothing special at all about this one
Green Day Warning
one final bleh album before their masterpiece
Guns N' Roses Use Your Illusion I
what their second album should have been. a decent album full of rocker's spirit
Guns N' Roses Use Your Illusion II
got some cool piano pieces esp. on 14 years, there's knockin of course. love the rant on get in the ring lmao. latter half gets pretty damn stagnant though
Guns N' Roses Hard Skool
title n cry r gud, other 2 r shit
GWAR Violence Has Arrived
actually not bad. sad when a joke band plays better than a lot of supposed thrash
H-Bomb To Feel Is Pain
decent metally rock chansons mais plus meilleur en francais
HammerFall Crimson Thunder
an actually decent hammerfall bum. hearts on fire n esp edge of honour are trv rockers, the rest just get caught in the mid mire
HammerFall Legacy of Kings
mid pm with a few tracks that almost get there but nothing worth hearing again
Hanternoz Au Fleuve de Loire
graveland style black folk but in french, with that crappy production and total amateur muz, but has a couple p good tracks, goes on too long
Hanternoz Linceuls d'Écume
slightly better than gland style bm, highlight in band track
Hanternoz Mallozh d'Ar Zistrujerien Kastell Ankiniz
some more avg folk bm
Hanternoz D'Anjou en Vasconie - La très grande chasse d'Hell
graveland style french bm that gets better as it goes along but nothing spectacular
Haste the Day When Everything Falls
raspy screams already make this album better than 99% mccore, lots of melodies and only a handful of groove killing breakdowns, almost sounds like a metal album
Hate Anaclasis: A Haunting Gospel Of Malice & Hatred
behemoth x vader and its not even that good
Hath Of Rot And Ruin
an unfortunate mess of mostly proggy derpcore with occasional smatterings of modern bm n dm
Hecate Enthroned The Slaughter of Innocence, A Requiem for the Migh
cof clone that somehow has better technical ability but just isnt that good
Helloween Better Than Raw
how tf did they go from the excellence of first 3 tricks to utter mediocrity afterwards
Helloween Unarmed
acoustic/symphonic rerecordings of some of their hits, works on some better than others
Helloween Pink Bubbles Go Ape
its not actually that bad, more rock than metal, mankind is a legit epic one-of-best hellow songs tho
Helloween The Dark Ride
some mild funs but nothing whole
Holy Blood Shining Sun
more of a straight up folk effort. the flutes on here at points get unbearably obnoxiously annoying and the song writing is much poorer. still my fate and title shine as trv tracks
Hoplites Ψ​ε​υ​δ​ο​μ​έ​ν​η
violent robot sex. get rid of the prog and itd be an easy 4
Hozier Hozier
when hozier hits it like on church n work he hits it but otherwise bleh
Hypocrisy Hypocrisy
fractured, hybrid, n fusion are great but then they decide they want to be a shit band and stop playing music
Hypocrisy End of Disclosure
another date where he says all the right things at dinner but ends up being shit in bed
Iced Earth Burnt Offerings
not a fan of ie yet this album is still somewhat hypnotic, best ofc is inferno
Igorrr Nostril
the only time experimental has worked out relatively well, tendon is classic igorrr n unpleasant sonata is quite pleasant indeed
Illvilja The Absence of Light
his sophomore is pretty basic not much going on here
Immolation Close to a World Below
this one's actually better than most of their shit
Immortal Pure Holocaust
immortal getting into their niche with a highlight in eternity
Immortal Battles in the North
so begin the hilarious album covers. they get more into their style but it's still pretty average
In Flames The Mirror's Truth
eh half points for almost resembling sthg good
In Flames The Quiet Place
can actually get down with the remix, not actually a bad ep
In Flames Colony
Embody 3.5/5; Story 2.5/5; Scorn 2.5/5; Title 4/5 rockin afffffffff; Zombie 2/5; Pallar 1/5; Coerced 2/5; Resin 2.5/5; Space 99 2.5/5 Insipid 2.5/5; World 2.5/5
Incantation The Forsaken Mourning of Angelic Anguish
another decent almost good album largely ruined by doom, guttural is correct and realm is a noob
Incantation Deliverance of Horrific Prophecies
painfully avg dm tho it showed potential
Incantation Primordial Domination
their worst album by far, way too much lazy doom. as noted below here in 2023 the spotify version still has the anti piracy message jizzed in the middle of every track
Incursed Amalur
a low grade more mdmy tyr, but lurramets, cryhavoc, and harvests are pretty good
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden
prowler and transylvania are fun but the rest is quite boring
Iron Maiden Killers
wrathchild n another life are my highlights but prodigal n purgatory bring this down a lot
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
good riffs but wish dickenson had deeper vox, dont care for elongated minimal instrum sections
Iron Maiden Brave New World
bruce is back bb. decent melorock tunes but goes on too long. at least the vox are correct
Iron Maiden A Matter of Life and Death
maiden just doing it out of habit by this point, a lot of bleh but some wins like diff world, lord o light, legacy
Iron Maiden Best of the B'Sides
dat ass, bunch of hawt maidens, derpy maidens, middly diddly maidens
Jimmy Eat World Bleed American
inoffensive mellow pop punk by some clean cut white boys that your whole family can enjoy. too many ballads though
Judas Priest British Steel
decentish rock songs without a ton of those whiny squeals
Judas Priest Screaming for Vengeance
some decent tunes here, rob's vocals don't get too annoying, certainly the best of their career to this point
Judas Priest Painkiller
jp's first actual metal album, u got the trv rocker that is title and then a whole buncha mehguddish
Judas Priest Demolition
some growls on jekyll n hyde. gets kinda nu metally. subterfuge is actually a good song with the funk rhythms
Kataklysm Heaven's Venom
first half is horrible, picks up slightly in 2nd half to score a generally avg mdm iacono vox suck balls
Kataklysm In the Arms of Devastation
and the award for most lethargic mdm goes to...
Katy Perry One of the Boys
balance of good/boring tracks, tt+fingerprints go ahrd, but kissed is one of the worst compositions ever and needs to die. PENIS
Kells Lueurs
french evanescence. better than evanescence tbh
Kelly Clarkson Breakaway
some heavy tracks followed by a swamp of mid poppops
King of Asgard Fi'mbulvinter
an automated version of actually good black folk albums
Kings of Leon Only By The Night
has sex on fire n cold desert and thats about it
Klaus Schulze Moondawn
indeed lost in space asmr climaxing in a voyageous discovery, but it takes a long time to get there
Koji Kondo Super Mario 64 Original Soundtrack
except metallic mario, koopas theme, ultimate koopa, and the stall roll, very annoying outside the game
Korpiklaani Noita
admittedly pretty avg for the korpi, but still some bangers like sahti and esp jouni jouni at least listen to that omg
Korpiklaani Where the Wild Wolves Have Gone
orig powerwolf version is much better unfortunately
Korpiklaani Karkelo
general folky fun but they rly dont amp it up past vodka
Korpiklaani Manala (English)
u wouldnt think a simple change of language would affect an album so much, and for the most part it doesnt, steel even sounds better in some ways than rauta, but then they go and have some unnamed losers shit on predator with shitty mccore vox, completely ruining one of the best tracks, then they dont bother to run a version of sumussa, another strong track. smh shouldve just put the effort into another banger instead of bothering with this
Krallice Demonic Wealth
liturgy called, they want their herpaderp back
Krallice Prelapsarian
a short, lame, proggy album showcasing nothing new
Krallice Ygg Huur
some more mid transcendentals. def getting bored
Krallice Loüm
loummmmm is pretty close loo-ammmeee
Lady Gaga The Fame
holy balls are all her hits from the front third of this album? somehow they dont rly annoy me but then theres some generic pop however certain melodies exist on boys n summer that almost make them good songs
Leaves' Eyes Melusine
decentish symph with some acoustic editions
Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door
closer actually has some dece songs on it. too bad bonham was such a souse maybe they'd have made something truly great
Les Ramoneurs de Menhirs Tan ar Bobl
not as good as their other albums, pretty motions going for them
Living Sacrifice Conceived In Fire
sugar if sugar werent silly
Lost In Grey Under the Surface
avg symph with a lot more preaching than usual like stfu, varjo gets a bit more elevated though
Louis Armstrong Plays W.C. Handy
tries the patience but picks up in the 2nd half to be not too bad
Ludovico Einaudi Le Onde
only title and questa notte are worthwhile piano pieces here, the rest is a great swamp of lethargic bore
Magnum The Serpent Rings
mid pms with a highlight in eden
Manowar Louder Than Hell
could have been a lot better just hereyago album
Marduk Those of the Unlight
dissection but bad
Marduk World Funeral
mid af bm come on guys
Marianas Trench Masterpiece Theatre
all n celebrity are always fun but the rest is meh filler n titles are crap
Marilyn Manson Remix & Repent
this remix ep is better than 90% of his actual albums lmao
Marilyn Manson The High End of Low
another tolerable manson album who knew. do they all have to be over an hr tho?
Marshmello RIGHT
find me to bounce better than anything on his 1st 2 lps for sure
Marshmello Joytime III
a definite growth from his first 2 albums. much more dubsteppy, tracks actually sound like songs, thought out and clearly worked on. dont listen to doublez he has virgin ears
Mayhem Daemon
pretty average nothing special. dunno what's with the elevator sounds on falsified though
Mayhem Out from the Dark
when your best recorded effort is a scrapped together rehearsal album released 7 years after it was recorded
Mayhem Psywar
not so good tracks
Megadeth Rust in Peace
holy wars is win but everything else mixes good riffs with wtf why and they commit suicide
Megadeth Youthanasia
a tous le monde is win, rest is mid rock songs
Meshuggah The Violent Sleep of Reason
not too bad for a chuggah album tbh
Meshuggah Koloss
dont mind giving this 2.5, highlights in title n demons name but some pretty good rhythms on just about every track
Meshuggah Contradictions Collapse
a sugar album that i would say rocks but goes on too long n gets boring
Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve
more decent thrashy grooves but nothing captivating
Meshuggah Chaosphere
another solid mid album until the thrashy retribution of elastic
Metallica Ride the Lightning
bell tolls is easily their best song, and ride is a classic, but fire n death could have been better, the rest of the album is boring filler
Methadone Skies Different Layers of Fear
some vox on this one, but it's honestly better without them. goes on for a little too long
Mgla Mdlosci
little bitch vocals take this down a lot
Midnattsol The Aftermath
hot cover but not a very good album save forsaken
Miles Davis Bitches Brew
mildly entertaining, very dissonant, i dont hate it
Miseration Your Demons ~ Their Angels
hollow modern dm production with a lame melody here n there, yet thrones n seven sins are pretty fun, better than any ss
Misthyrming Söngvar elds og óreiðu
some of that horrible modern bm. the worst parts of krallice x the best parts of dso. and some ambient that sounds better than anything else
Mithotyn Behold The Shields of Gold
a rather weak bleh version of what would come
Monstrosity Millenium
a better version of cc
Moonsorrow Suden uni
actual pirate metal
Morbid Angel Domination
is it morbid or is it vader? who knows, the angel gettin weird with the only solid track really being title
Morbid Angel Heretic
rly middling dm with some asmr to help those of virgin ears heal?
Mors Principium Est Embers of a Dying World
combine the talentlessness of hypocrisy with a no fun version of norther n u got morsssssss
Mortification Post Momentary Affliction
now this is where they started going off their rocker. kind just half assed deathrash that should be better than it is but everything is all meh or bleh with overseer perhaps being the only exception. bonus butchered mutilation is the only thing worth keeping, a trv cc song if there ever was one
Mortification The Evil Addiction Destroying Machine
not actually that bad thrash/rock. love the ridiculous over the top cover and title with an epic ripped comic book angel destroying the evils of bloodthirsty alcoholism with a righteous stomp, and title track is a legit thrashlite jam along with the melodic eternity. steve finally found a sound to go with his middle aged man shout, tho its nothing spectacular
Mortification Realm Of The Skeletaur
.....orrrrr hes going crazy and unleashing the beast a lil too much to end up with this weird dnd deathrashish awkward christian thing. tracks not bad, not good, no standouts
Motley Crue Saints of Los Angeles
one last moderately decent effort by the crv, highlight in mothafucka
Motley Crue Shout at the Devil
the crv take it down a notch for their sophomore
Motley Crue Girls, Girls, Girls
bring it back a bit with all them girlies eheh lennylennylenny
Motorhead Motörhead
motorehad going ahrd as they can
Motorhead Overkill
wish lemmys voice was stronger, best moments are on title
Motorhead Another Perfect Day
much smoother and well structured sounding songs, but nothing imperative
Motorhead 1916
continues the rocky momentum without any real stars
Motorhead Sacrifice
decentish punkers with some good groovins like over ur shoulder
Motorhead Snake Bite Love
damn cool cover. decent punketal rockers, night side is best
Motorhead We Are Motorhead
first half has much to be desired, but the latter half rocks ahrd m/
Motorhead Kiss of Death
starts ahrd but trickles down to generic mhead
Motorhead Motorizer
Motorhead The World Is Yours
eh it's another motorhead 'nuff said
Motorhead Aftershock
some almost good bangers on this, another mhead album for sure doin good in their old age
Motorhead Bad Magic
one final very motorheady disc before the legend gave into the bitch
Motorhead The Golden Years
wouldnt mind if someone put it on but hardly special
Motorhead Stand by Your Man
decent mrock but no class brings its down
Mushroomhead M3
classic nude muddlies none of which rly grip, dark n evil joe is lolz
My Bloody Valentine EPs 1988-1991
just rating the extras, actually p good
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade
the epitome of emo pop settled in many a teenager's heart. indeed from the eternally adolescent-looking gerard way, to the frolicky feel-good tunes optimizing in title, this album is an audible prom drama at full capacity
My Chemical Romance Conventional Weapons
so close to being their best album, highlights in surrender n ambulance
My Chemical Romance Live and Rare
some of their not so great tracks live
Neurosis The Word as Law
their early prog thrash shit is so much better than anything they ever did after fuck you guys making their post shit so popular
Neurosis Aberration
the best thing they ever did besides their first 2 albums
Nightrage Sweet Vengeance
atg n flames with lindberg once again destroying anything good with his utter shit vox
Nightwish Storytime
decent but not addictive track 3 times
Nile What Should Not Be Unearthed
pretty motions going for de nile
Nile At The Gate of Sethu
has its moments but ultimately motions going for nile and for dm
Nirvana Blew
def better than horrormoaning anyway
Nokturnal Mortum Return Of The Vampire Lord
pretty meh nokt, a trv ep
Obituary Xecutioner's Return
get decently groovy deathrash on here that's almost but not quite a 3, highlight in seal your fate
Obituary Back from the Dead
decentish declining deathrash with some deathrrap cuz why not
Obituary The End Complete
so painfully average u'd think it was a demo or ep not their 3rd full length trying to outstage cod and rot
Obituary Don't Care
weird how between 94 n 08 they didnt change at all
Obliteration Cenotaph Obscure
a lot better in the second half. some cool rumbly bits, could do without the echoey shouts
Old Sorcery Dragon Citadel Elegies
yea so this is just straight up synth n shouldnt have the bm tag cuz there is none whatsoever, pretty much some bleh mmo muz indeed
Omnium Gatherum Years in Waste
above average tunes completely ruined by an inexperienced at the gates-esque singer. if they hadnt picked up jukka prob never wouldve gone anywhere. this seriously needs a rerecording
Opeth Blackwater Park
requires substantial cuts to be made wholly listenable
Opeth Orchid
debut is decent, but just imagine how much better op would be if they left out the prog altogether
Opeth Watershed
would have been my first opeth 3 in which i commented how even when they're good it's only about avg for a metal band, but then they ruined it with those lullnothings at the end smh
Panic! at the Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
has some moments n gud energy but fails so close to having anything rly fun
Paramore Riot!
much better than their debut
Pathfinder (USA) The Mystery
standardish asmr
Pathfinder (USA) Hourglass
some more interesting asmr
Pathfinder (USA) Inner Voice
ambient asmr with a few engaging effects
Paul Brandt This Time Around
Penny Coffin Τέφρα
decentish deathdoom, dont care for the symbolic worship, vox arent great, production much better on skeletiko
Phish Junta
some great piano pieces on this one, unfortunately often ruined by trey's annoying ass voice and lyrics. if he would just STFU this would actually be a good album
Phish Slip, Stitch, and Pass
wild phish going ahrd
Phoenecia MD.SLVG
robot sex is cool i guess
Pink The Truth About Love
some of her biggests hits like try n reason uglily paired with utter shit like slut n beat
Pixies Doolittle
debaser is win but the rest is either bad or ehhh
Pixies Trompe Le Monde
a collection of generally rockin songs without any real standouts
Planes Mistaken for Stars Mercy
cool cover but odd muziks, sounds muted with interesting but not impactful raspy shout vox. riffs arent too interesting save for parts on killed by killers
Planes Mistaken for Stars Fuck With Fire
some cool tracks but soon meander into mediocrity
Planes Mistaken for Stars Up In Them Guts
like their other albums have some cool parts but for the most part just oddly tuned hardish punk being hipster just for the sake of being hipster
Possessed Ashes From Hell
goes all over the place, excellent first track, some crap from their 2nd album, and finally some raw live tracks. also stfu poseur^
Power Quest Magic Never Dies
motions going for pm, but i like diamond sky quite a bit
Power Quest Master Of Illusion
not bad but gets quite stagnant at times
Primordial Spirit the Earth Aflame
just kind of plain proggy bm, nothing that great
Queen The Game
dust will always be my jam but queen are certainly the kings of generic rock
Queen News of the World
rock n champions are eternal, heart gets a lil metally, rest completely forgettable save its late
Rammstein Sehnsucht
du hast is the only standout and even then it's not quite fun enough
Rexoria Queen of Light
slightly better than their sophy but no stars either, climate song is cringe
Rhapsody of Fire Legendary Tales
a debut that tells you what theyre all about, highlight in rage of the winter m/
Rhapsody of Fire Triumph or Agony
too much opera/fantasy bs no one cares about, some almost good songs. bonus defenders is good
Rotting Cock My Sister Is Dead And I Fuck Her Corpse
its not actually that bad u cucks, tho the vox are ridiculous on most tracks, haters got festerin cocks for sure
Rrose Merchant of Salt
lectrix n chill
Running Wild Port Royal
decent trad/pm but nothing all that great
Sabaton The Great War (The Soundtrack Edition)
really didnt go anywhere with this. i expected some epic symphonies but its just a pointless add on
Sabaton Sabaton
far from their best effort but can still get down on burn ur crosses
Satanic Warmaster Aamongandr
its not even that great calm down bitches
Satyricon Nemesis Divina
decently avg bm from the trv kvlt
Saxon Innocence is No Excuse
too pop rocky, sounds like def leppard
Scar Symmetry Pitch Black Progress
arch enemy quality mdm infused with unfortunate amounts of mccore n almost annoying autotuned cleans
Scorpions Taken by Force
would to god this was their debut instead of those first four catastrophes
Sentenced Shadows of the Past
look no further for the most run of the mill dm
Sirenia Sirenian Shores
very sireny but thats about it
Sirenia The 13th Floor
admittedly not their best, tho i still get a crack out of lost in life
Sirenia Riddles Ruins and Revelations
wtf how many ex metal bands decided the 2020s were the time to go full electro pop. passing seasons is p good tho me like, spiral dece. rly shouldnt have death on the cover
Skillet Awake
a rly weird album consisting mostly of rock ballads. 2 family friendly car ride songs in hero n monster followed by the only ballad where the melodies rly work in the ironically titled and poignant dont wake me. a mild snoozer rock in title and a not bad ballad in one day too late. then it starts to get fucked up. its not me is about the most retarded breakup song of all time followed by the ultimate incel anthem in shouldve. once u hear the retarded lyrics to believe you'll wish it actually was the religiously laced hymn it's title purports to be. forgiven is decent but sometimes is another dumb relationship song. never surrender is prob the next best track overall and lucy isnt bad as a sobering closer. rly the main problem is the dumbass lyrics making u wish they'd just stick to worshipping jesus
Skillet Hey You, I Love Your Soul
some pretty good electro rock with a highlight in the piano driven more faithful
Skillet Comatose
they come up with a new style that works in some places, not in others. whole album is a weird alternation of synthy rock songs and heavy awkward ballads taking occasional dips into emotional gravity, not to mention some of the most bizarre lyrics to set to an electric guitar. goddamnit sonic ur soundoff is so fking good had to bump
Skillet Victorious
another middling synth rock album with highlights in title (tho it just sounds like a leftover from unleashed), the real rocker that is reach, and anchor
Skyfire Esoteric
on their last release they finally take the plunge into mediocrity
Slayer Reign in Blood
araya's crystal clear shout ruins this a lot, manly riffs with prepubescent whines
Slayer Christ Illusion
better song structures n thrash riffs best album since reign tbh
Slayer World Painted Blood
decent modern thrash that gets old
Slayer Stain of Mind
sum korny crap followed by live tracks of their best
Slayer Serenity in Murder
def sound better live
Slayer Haunting the Chapel
prob their best ever record after hell tbh
Slipknot Slipknot
good energy but riffs (the few that can be deemed so as much of the guitar picking is spent on prototype mechuggah chugs) largely empty, basically a decent instead of total shit version of korn
Slipknot .5: The Gray Chapter
was going to make fun of them for having some mcr rehash on the cover but this wasnt actually horrible
Snoop Dogg No Limit Top Dogg
gen good beats but his vox are kind of weak n it goes on too long
Sonata Arctica For the Sake of Revenge
not the best selection and even the good ones arent performed that great
Sonata Arctica Unia
yep they lost their magic this is another album of a generic version of their former glory
Sonata Arctica Reckoning Night
peaking on wintersheart guild sonarc run out of ideas and release another record too soon the next year. legit not a single hit on this
Sonata Arctica Stones Grow Her Name
better than greys but pretty much a rock album at this point
Sonata Arctica Pariah's Child
some gud moments n better than last but still nothing worth listening to
Spawn of Possession Noctambulant
normally i find all tech an abhorrent bore, but these guys are a bit different. their songs actually have a flow to them, plus occasional sections of regular metal shit (as well as a lovely intro and outro that don't otherwise belong lmao). scorched is a good song. R?ndum also has a pretty nice growl, too band he's never used it outside of tech bands
Spectral Incursion Nowhere Fast
visions and constant velocity are real bangers, rest is decently passable techthrash
Spectral Incursion Middle of Nowhere
not bad techthrash too bad they never made a real studio album
Spectral Incursion Spectral Incursion
alright but nothing special
Stabbing Extirpated Mortal Process
basic bdm with an awesome cover
Stabbing Demo 2021
standard bdm
Stabbing Ravenous Psychotic Onslaught
yea so theyve never gone beyond the basics of just making sum bdm its all in the unimaginative name
Stephane Hirondelle Urban Noir
seemed like it would be good score instrums but pretty laidback and nothing too appealing
Stephane Hirondelle New Perspectives
another decentish collection of little light instrums
Stormkeep Galdrum
everything it says on the tin from the name to the muz, avg atmoblack
Suffocation Effigy of the Forgotten
nothing great on suffy's debut
Sum 41 Does This Look Infected?
decentish pop punk with a highlight in no brains
Summoning Upon The Viking Stallion
u need to hear it to experience it. that's all i'll say
Superchick Regeneration
decent girl rock combined with some of the most awkward af tracks ever
Tankard Stone Cold Sober
baby plain thrash with matching rowdy lyrics
The Birthday Massacre Walking With Strangers
red stars is a 5 star song and my favourite by them, while looking glass is pretty good and kill the lights is decent. unfortunately the hits end there, though this is their best album overall
The Birthday Massacre Nothing and Nowhere
amazing what you can do with mostly synths. prob their best album, highlights in horrowshow n broken
The Birthday Massacre Superstition
better than the last 2 albums anyway
The Callous Daoboys Celebrity Therapist
i like the screamy bits and the bambam drums. u can toss the rest
The Chemical Brothers Dig Your Own Hole
like mildly good intercourse with no climax
The Halo Effect Days of the Lost
so this is supposed to be a 90s gothenburg reboot but its just a more straightforward modern dt album
The Rolling Stones Some Girls
14/16 albums in and between miss you, shattered, and general rockability this album is easily their best up to now
The Sins of Thy Beloved Perpetual Desolation
no wonder they stopped here. plenty of potential but none executed
Theatres Des Vampires Candyland
mostly cringe with some talent, a female led somewhat symphonic mariman
Theatres Des Vampires Moonlight Waltz
those who admire the magic of symph but are unable to create it themselves
Three Days Grace One-X
the quintessential emo pop album
Timeghoul Panaramic Twilight
they took what they once had and made it suck. the good parts of mimas are good tho
Training for Utopia The Falling Cycle
holy fuck u have some actual muz here, why they degenerated into their album crap idk but u can hear the demon hunter debut on this
Tristania Beyond the Veil
rly only serves as practice for sixes n sevens, but also utterly proves that veland was always far better off on his own an actual band holding him back. only admired beyond avg by simps bc nekkid wahmen and the avg beauty that is vebeke being way out of their league
Turisas The Varangian Way
alestorm but with moderate effort
Tyr Valkyrja
a weird total balance of good and bad. for every rising melody there is a crashing standstill, for every decent chorus they fuck up the rest of the track. vox are love-hate, no solid tracks here but moments exist
Ulcerate Shrines of Paralysis
an actually decent techdeath album
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
"ok bro i know we sound like every bm band on the market but i know what we can do to stand out" 'hell yea brah whats is it' "ok so you know how our moms always took us to church every sunday right? well--hear me out--we add a gregorian chant to every song!" 'fuck yea bro thats so met--wait what?'
Unleashed Odalheim
another of their more decent albums employing some almost black riffs
Unleashed Shadows in the Deep
a lot better and much more straight up death metally than their other albums
Unleashed The Hunt For White Christ
this one's actually decent. some good fun without anything amazing
Vader Lead Us!!!
decentish deathrash...and then a slayer cover
Vader Kingdom
some decent deathrash followed by sum bullshit techno crap
Vader De Profundis
dont like this vader, they went too techy and it sounds flat and impotent
Vader Necropolis
mid vader without amy highlights save the black metal cover
Vader Revelations
mid vader, highlights in wolftribe n whisper
Valkyrja The Invocation of Demise
rly boring plain avg modern bm
Van Halen 5150
decent rock songs with a highlight in dreams
Van Halen 1984
still jams nearly 40 years later despite massive media overuse
Van Halen Balance
good energy but nothing very masterful
Venom Storm The Gates
only a few bangers on this in beaten, mighty, n over my dead body
Venom Possessed
mid venom is mid
Venom Resurrection
another album of bad duds and good highs, pain, esp the epic pandemonium, and man myth, melodic cronis vox on
leviathan are lolz and almost made this a 2
Venom Hell
another album of duds with mild wins not particularly powerful
Venom Metal Black
half n half rockers n duds. highlights in darkest realm and title METAL FUCKING BLACK!!!
Venom Tear Your Soul Apart
rocky/acdc venom but still good
Volbeat Seal the Deal & Let's Boogie
their best album since debut, devil n title are good while black rose boasts the best chorus theyve written, bonus for evigt significantly better than english bliss n one of their best songs as well
Warkvlt Unleash the Beasts of War
grind length typical dm songs, cool cover tho
Wedrujacy Wiatr O Turniach, Jeziorach I Nocnych Szlakach
rly nothing beyond avg blackgaze, the tremz only about 5 inches long
Whispered Thousand Swords
japanese instrumentation is well done but the rest is avg lackluster mdm
Whitechapel A New Era of Corruption
have to appreciate them going behind the veil of typical derpcore but derpcore be derpcore
Whitechapel Our Endless War
have to admit wc at least make derpcore occasionally interesting, title n burn have the best bits
Wintersun The Forest Seasons
jari's version of vivaldi. too bad it's not anywhere near as good. extra .5 is for the instrumental tracks esp autumn
Within Temptation Mother Earth
title n queen have some influence but ultimately mother earth doesnt have it
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Clarinet Concerto in A major, K. 622
squidward would love this, it's rather drab and goes on far past its worth
Yeule Glitch Princess
actually not that bad asmr. better when she isnt speaking. listened to and rating the full 5 n a half hours, 1.5 without out of love

2.0 poor
2Pac Still I Rise
not too bad but nothing really great either
2Pac The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory
another not so great one with generally decent effects
2Pac Loyal to the Game
highlights in ghetto gospel, thugs get lonely too, and dont you trust me. lmao @ the random but appropriate sea shanty beat on hennessey, pouring drinks on the remix is also a nice touch
2Pac Me Against the World
chill but nothing really stands out trv 2
2Pac Until the End of Time
all filler until all out which is dope af. roaddogz is decent, but pretty pointless otherwise
A Flock of Seagulls String Theory
a pretty pointless rendition of some of their more famous songs remixed with a synth orchestra. loves overture, say you love me and hearts on fire are great but on the rest it doesnt do much
A Plea for Purging The Life & Death of A Plea For Purging
room n words are actually decent tracks, they def tried to go out not as the most generic mccore band
Aaron Shust Anything Worth Saying
there's worse ccm. give it all is pretty good n my savior isnt bad either
AC/DC High Voltage
Long Way to the Top: classic arena rock, love the bagpipes 3/5; Rock Singer: decent and humorous 2/5; Jack: too simple 1.5/5; Live Wire: nothing special 1.5/5; TNT: Best rock song ever recorded 5/5; Can I Sit: pretty lackluster 1.5/5; Little Lover: boring n pointless, though that first stanza is lolz 1/5; She's Got Balls: cute that bon wrote it for his wife but a pretty boring song 1.5/5; Title: also pretty boring 1.5/5
AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Title: classic badass rock song 3.5/5 Love: nothing that great 1.5/5 Big Balls: LMAO 2/5 Rocker: energetic lil' rock song 2/5 Problem Child: meh rock song 1.5/5 There's Gonna: same 1.5/5 Aint no fun: 1.5; ride on 1.5 squealer: 2/5
AC/DC Blow Up Your Video
more of the same until you hit the decently powerful ballad in twos up, a real little gem one wouldn't think the likes of ac/dc capable of. it's poignancy and solo bump this up a bit from their recent releases
AC/DC The Razors Edge
thunderstruck is that bonnie era hit we're looking for, otherwise unnotable
AC/DC Power Up
ac/dc's most recent effort sees them show the world they still have some energy to expel, being just the bit more lively than what they've put out in decades
AC/DC '74 Jailbreak
a fun intro for the band about to explode worldwide, but nothing too keepsakeable. dat prod so much better than most '74 crap tho omg
Accept Breaker
rly not that good despite the energy they put into it
Accept Eat the Heat
xtc n prisoner followed by some of the most atrociously plagiarized pop rocks, n wtf put udo back on vox rn
Accept Too Mean to Die
this is the mighty profit snek, luring u in to take ur moneyz in the false hope there might be sthg worthwhile on this rock album
Accept Accept
badly produced rock by some young tryhards, all energy without talent
Acid Witch Witchtanic Hellucinations
a better, more halloweeny, and actually listenable demilich. witchblood cult and black witch are jams
Acid Witch Stoned
the spoopiness doesnt make up for the medicore dm unfortunately
Adele 25
poorer version of 21, several tracks that are almost bangers but fall just short
Aerosmith A Little South of Sanity
and the award for most generic rock band of all time goes to...aerosmith!!!
Aerosmith Toys in the Attic
u got the infamous walk dis way n sweet emo, rest dont no nuttin doe
Aerosmith Done With Mirrors
another indistinguishable below avg rock album save the akakakaakakow on darkness
Aerosmith Permanent Vacation
dear god the singles on this are the worst
Agalloch The Mantle
ah one of those mega fanboy albums. everyone and their grandmother thinks this is god's (satan's?) gift to man, but really it's just a bunch of supposed metalheads believing this to be something progressive/unique when in fact there is plenty of material like this, but because it occasionally sports a down-tuned guitar and a handful of raspy black vocals it's still 'metal'. that said it's not all bad, the acoustic sections do have that prolonged asmr feel to them, and haughm's rasps are quite nice, though he can't hold a tune when singing cleanly (hence all the layering). if anything, rather than the amazing bastion of whatever kvlt term one labels it, this album is simply ambient acoustic with some easy-listening bm thrown in for good measure. that's all, nothing crazy. trv rating 1.5, if i wanted to listen to asmr i'd go on yt
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain
first two tracks are excellent, becoming everything the mantle wishes it was (elec guitars cover a multitude of sins), though they go on for too long. 3rd is negligible. but from then on it begins to stagnate. fire above is far too repetitive and goes on forever, then everything after that is mantle pt 2. bonus track is just a short white noise yt video with some diddles at the end
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America
dumb gccore
Ahoy Flatline: How the Amiga Languished
much better asmr album than their most recent release, some cool tracks just chillin
Air Supply The One That You Love
not bad but nothing special, generic love songs
Al-Namrood Enkar
damn it namrood boring album smh
Al-Namrood Wala'at
damn it namrood i thought u were special
Alestorm Seventh Rum of a Seventh Rum
starts good with cape fear n party but soon turns for the worse with magyarorszag (the pronunciation is terrible) and is just a bunch of filler afterwards
Alestorm No Grave But the Sea (For Dogs)
pentahook is a legit jam the rest idk why i listened to this
Alestorm No Grave But the Sea
anchor is the only song worth listening to again and again
Alexisonfire Alexisonfire
as always take out the 'core n this besides archery might actually be listenable
Alice Cooper Billion Dollar Babies
when they just kept putting out stupid shit like this its no wonder vincent damon had to take it all over, tho i love the dead is a pretty epic closer
Alice Cooper Paranormal
kiddie ditties for your niece n nephew
Alice Cooper Raise Your Fist and Yell
cooper going thru the motions with his typical mock horror rock
Alice Cooper The Last Temptation
pretty plain cooper nothing much interesting
Alice Cooper Along Came a Spider
mild modern rock alice cooper style nothing good nothing terrible
Alice Cooper Dragontown
pretty solid in its mediocrity, u could tolerate it if its all u had
Alice Cooper Love It To Death
spirited jam rock nothing too interesting
Alice Cooper Breadcrumbs
alice makin more meh rock songz
Alice Cooper The Sound Of A
garbo title followed by some meh rock songz
Alice in Chains Dirt
when u want to be in a rock band so bad u copy everyone else trv rating 1
Amon Amarth Deceiver of the Gods
now THIS is where they fell off the cliff. anyone who disagrees is a tard fite me
Amon Amarth Jomsviking
this album would be about 25% better if johan just stfu with his lame ass lyrics and unvaried shout
Amon Amarth With Oden on Our Side
Valhall 3.5; runes 2.5; hermod 2; gods 3; title 1.5; black birds 2.5; northern star 1.5; prediction 2 everyone who thinks this is their best is a herpaderp lmao
Amon Amarth Thor Arise
amon trying to make actual death metal is almost as bad as their later albums
Amon Amarth The Great Heathen Army
yea so better than the last 2 snoozers but not by a ton, highlights in ring n heidrun
Amorphis Under the Red Cloud
the usual 3 good tracks per album are death, and then the amazing dark path and tree of ages. but theyre mired in a whole lot of below avg suck so unfortunately
Amorphis The Karelian Isthmus
good thing they are amorphis otherwise we might have a dozen albums of this blehmetal
Anata Under a Stone With No Inscription
this annoys me. going thrash to death to melodic to thrash to generic riffs to doodly dos and everything in between with meh semi shouty death vox, a total lack of coherence. the prog shit once again is especially annoying and would be vastly better if it just wasn't there. they get some points for showing clear potential for what they'd otherwise be capable of
Anata Dreams of Death and Dismay
just full of average modern dm. more tolerable than most techdeth
Andrea Bocelli Romanza
he's actually quite annoying, only partiro/time is worth anything
Ankhara Dueño del tiempo
painfully amateur spanish pm
Ankhara Sinergía
once again some simple unoffensive just some friends having fun pm
Anthrax Spreading the Disease
they got the rocker's spirit for sure the songs just suck except gung ho
Anthrax Worship Music
one of the weirdest rock albums of all time for sure
Anthrax For All Kings
decentish rock songs. thank god that wasn't a death cover
Arch Enemy Doomsday Machine
Enter 2.5 decentish intro; Soul 2 could have been decent but chorus is embarrasing af and amott doodles; Nemesis eh still kind of fun 3 for old times sake sounds win in 8 bit (8 bit is a 4); Apocalypse eh 2.5; Cross 1.5 boring filler; legend 1 I CAN TASTE YOUR SWEAT lmaooooo; Skeleton 1 DANCING ON MY GRAVE; Hybrids 1.5 shitty instrum; Mechanic 1.5 borefest except the too human bit; Macht 2.5 not actually that bad; Slaves 1.5 what a shitty closer yet another album whose 49 mins feel like 2 hrs
Arch Enemy Anthems of Rebellion
Tear shitty instrum intro not gonna count it this time they need all the help they can get; Silent 1.5 some fucked up prog wannabe mdm; We will rise 3 snoozer mdm but enjoyable; Dead eyes 3.5 easily best track good chorus with amott fuckups at minimum; Instinct 1.5 more prog bullshit; Leader 1 a total nothing filler track; Exist 1 another filled prog tard; March 1 garbo instr counting this one; Despicable 2.5 cannibal corpse worship; End 1.5; Dehuman 2 trying to be like dt; Anthem 2; Saints 2 trying to be cradle i guess. pretty garbage album with almost entirely forgettable tracks that somehow feel like they go on for 2 hrs when it's only 43 mins
Arch Enemy Wages of Sin
Badass album cover, Enemy 3.5; Angel 3 amott ruins this one a lot, as he does everything he touches; Heart 1.5 garbage song; Ravenous 2.5; Savage 2.5; Dead 2 one of those shitty off the wall amott compositions; Web 1 what the fuck filler; First 2 another of those amott nothings; Smile 1 embarassingly bad; Snow 1.5 garbage instrumental; Shadows 3; Lament 2.5; their covers suck balls; diva 1.5; Fields 1.5; damn 1.5; hydra 1
Arch Enemy Stigmata
ever since their inception arch had mastered the ability to be incredibly boring except for a select few sections on each song that make you think they could be worth more and thus you try them out each time only to be disappointed yet again. i blame lazy amott
Arch Enemy Will to Power
yea so this ones pretty boring save world and eagle so much for new vox
Arch Enemy Rise of the Tyrant
has blood on ur hands, revolution, n vultures (prob gossow's best performance and likely best ae song despite the filler sections) but the rest are the usual amott gossow fuckups
Arch Enemy Revolution Begins
two of the better tracks on the new lp followed by utter duds
Arch Enemy Deceivers
yep house of mirrors is the only thing worth listening to
Ariana Grande Dangerous Woman
has its hits but mostly misses, every single track save greedy being that attempt at slow swagger seduction, bad decisions the best of the bunch, but does this woman have a single song that isnt explicitly about sex? can we just take a nice walk in the park now and again instead of going straight to bed? just a little girl pretending to be a suave lady
Ariana Grande Yours Truly
def a debut with some work put into it, nothing cogent
Ariana Grande Christmas Kisses
sounds a bit better when she's not talking about getting dicked 24/7
Ariana Grande Christmas and Chill
christmas, gone sexual ( ? ?? ?)
Arsis A Celebration of Guilt
mdm done in the crappiest way possible
Arsis Unwelcome
unwelcome u say? so polite. have a 2 your tech riffs suck and high pitched stanne vox are horrible
As I Lay Dying Shadows Are Security
mediocre to dece mdm tethered down by shitty mccore. harder than scar symmetry anyway
As I Lay Dying An Ocean Between Us
better in everything than shadows yet also less, the mccore is just as dominant as the medicore-dece mdm, lacks the slight power boost of powerless. ironically tho this prob has the most enjoyable tracks of their career in nothing left, title, n esp sound of truth
As I Lay Dying Shaped by Fire
postattempingtokillyourwifecore. neat. a lot more cleans on this album which unsurprisingly improves it otherwise tbh gilbert going ahrd. fuck me i actually like my own grave
Ash of Ashes Down the White Waters
lethargic poorly done prog folk with an occasional metal strum to prevent total rem
Asking Alexandria Reckless and Relentless
a good attempt at making mccore sound interesting anyway
At the Gates The Nightmare of Being
the music is fine but...he sounds so old...old man metal.............
At the Gates At War with Reality
more decent mdm tunes ruined by lindberg's shot to hell voice
Atreyu A Death-Grip on Yesterday
adding some plain emo/rock to general mccore makes this...less mccorey
Atrocity Todessehnsucht
shitty shitty progshit except here n there n archangel
August Burns Red Messengers
i cant deny the melodies but its still mccore so
August Burns Red Thrill Seeker
debut mccore, scary stuff
August Burns Red Leveler
has a few fun diddlies but otherwise another mcbore
August Burns Red Phantom Anthem
sum fun diddlies to make this not the worst mccore
August Burns Red Guardians
one final mccorin poundin again with sum nice little riffies now n again putting them above most mccore yet nothing gripping
Autopsy Acts of the Unspeakable
doom is gloom, death is meth
Autopsy Tourniquets, Hacksaws and Graves
finally after decades they put out something almost worth listening to
Autopsy The Tomb Within
more doomy than thrashy n i dunt like it
Autopsy Retribution for the Dead
eh its autopsy
Autopsy Fiend for Blood
garbage auto until that last solo
Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing
yet another pop punk album that doesnt have much beyond its hits. i dont have to try sounds like a cute feminine version of a bodom song tho might actually listen to that one in real time
Avril Lavigne Under My Skin
a collection of below avg punkpops save happy ending which is prob her best song, nobodys home p good too
Avril Lavigne Head Above Water
a much less punky and entirely pop lavigne. songs are meh at best
Avril Lavigne Avril Lavigne
half pop, half punk, the best of both worlds. why that cover tho
Azarath Blasphemers' Maledictions
you'd think being a quarter+ behemoth this would be better. everything until abjection is ruined by typical prog derptation. abjection itself, being devoid of said derptation, is easily the best song. some cool riffage afterwards but it's few and far between, again largely ruined. inferno just really liked the thelema and zos era i guess
first half until akatsuki is quite fun, n akatsuki itself i love, but then its creators forget theyre supposed to be making a metal album and just go full anime j pop. would also be a lot better if they got an actual singer instead of some teen dreams with avg vocals
Bathory Octagon
Bathory Twilight of the Gods
title track is the only win here
Be'lakor Coherence
this ain't it bros. sounds like they took the worst of opeth, agalloch and omnium g, threw it in a blender and called it a day
Be'lakor Of Breath and Bone
yeah nearly a decade later this is still omnium wannabe motions going shit with one of the worst covers ever
Beastie Boys Ill Communication
holy crap this is long. best track is sabotage
Behemoth Thelema.6
the longer this goes on the more i hate it. why'd they have to go proggy man? explains the shitty cover at least
Behemoth Zos Kia Cultus (Here and Beyond)
goddamnit behemoth you and everyone else need to stop imitating death's shitty albums
Behemoth Thy Becoming Eternal
its official bois, moth have gone the way of the dimmy
Beyond The Black Songs Of Love And Death
basic bitch symph, they tried i guess
Biffy Clyro The Vertigo of Bliss
pic is ur mom thinking about me. anyway as usual prog sections suck the typical pop punk vibes they put out are much, much better
Billie Eilish When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?
has its moments but ultimately isn't much different from any other teen idol, crafted particularly for the emo generation. the amount of her brother's influence on this is blatantly obvious and ends up being creepier than anything else. bonus come out is better than the majority of the actual album. also whats with looking like a nuclear skunk?
Billy Talent Crisis Of Faith
only good song is beg to differ with d'sa almost making reactor a runner up. rest is either lazy or a total joke like judged or 'hanging out with all the wrong ppl' lmao what a title nile and 9/10 bm bands called they want their long ass song name back
Billy Talent Afraid of Heights
their worst most generic boring album for sure. the infection of songs with a few good chords but mired in total filler is the worst yet, with the crutch being only mostly complete song. some fun synth work on horses n chariots but doesnt save it
Bjork Post
an eclectic combination of of pop and heavy synth beats with charming english imperfections
Bjork Homogenic
so did all this happen bc no one had the courage to tell her she couldnt sing? trv rating 1.5
Bjork Vespertine
holy fuck this is boring idk how u guys tolerate this trv rating 1
Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
decentish rock songs and instrumentals
Black Sabbath Heaven and Hell
ozzy's always sounded weird but dio just fucking sucks, boring rock songs trv rating 1
Black Sabbath Vol. 4
dat dumb title. changes would be effective if the lyrics weren't such shit. supernaut's a neat little instrumental. decentish rock songs otherwise
Black Sabbath Never Say Die!
chill jazzy rock. cover doesnt go with it whatsoever
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
music as inspiring as the artwork. i suspect ozzy began experimenting with drugs about here if not before, trv rating 1
Black Sabbath Paranoid
...and then they dropped it becoming the poster child for why you don't release 2 albums in the same year, world famous iron man riffs aside trv rating 1.5
Blissed Death Is Not the End
crappy unknown christian rock
Blut Aus Nord Disharmonium - Undreamable Abysses
not so much an album as a soundtrack for dark souls or doom. feels like another stimulation is supposed to go with it. somehow goes on too long despite being avg length
Boards of Canada Geogaddi
this is just ambient videogame music trv rating 1
Boards of Canada The Campfire Headphase
decentish asmr rock
Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children
this shit's boring af even by asmr standards. fuck your damn orange
Boards of Canada In a Beautiful Place Out in the Country
more like bored of canada amirite? jk zoetrope is nice
Bob Marley and The Wailers Exodus
a few tracks of reggae is ok, a whole album is bleh
Bolt Thrower The IVth Crusade
consistently below avg to mid dm with nothing much else to say
Bon Jovi Bounce
best album in a decade...which isnt saying much unfortunately ;(
Bon Jovi Crush
a general bore without any highlights save that one solo
Bon Jovi Have a Nice Day
worse than bounce but better than those before after faith
Bon Jovi 100 Million Bon Jovi Fans Can't Be Wrong
bon jovi proving they did an excellent job in trimming the crap from their lps
Botch We Are the Romans
the great granddaddy of all that is shit. trv rating -billion
Bowling for Soup Bowling for Soup
good general energy but goes on for too long and nothing beyond generic poppunks
Bowling for Soup Drunk Enough To Dance
gots girl n i ran cover is a perfect 5 but not part of the orig album so it doesnt count. tracks up to surf colorado decent but after that just plummets into generic dross
Bowling for Soup Rock On Honorable Ones!!
i cant imagine getting up everyday just to grift with generic poppunks that all sound the same
Bowling for Soup A Hangover You Don't Deserve
sucks except for the eternal 1985. like why is it this long and why do they just slap so many fillers that just dont need to be there
Bowling for Soup Sorry for Partyin'
better tracks on this one
Bowling for Soup Lunch. Drunk. Love.
typical bowls n soups
Bowling for Soup Pop Drunk Snot Bread
one final just ok with no highlights
Bring Me the Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It...
melodies and extra effects are on point, easily best horizon, too bad it all has a mccore base it could have been something pretty good, least cringy cover too, highlight in cursed
Britney Spears ...Baby One More Time
not worth much beyond title and that distinct late 90s vibe
Britney Spears Britney and Kevin: Chaotic
not actually that bad but kevin looks and is fucking retarded
Bruce Springsteen Only the Strong Survive
its alright. dont play n broken bop
Bryan Adams Bryan Adams
not that bad, your typical 70s/80s pop rocks, some good piano lines
Bullet for My Valentine The Poison
the emo punk n melos make this not unlistenable mccore, tears is actually pretty good
Burzum Filosofem
jesus tod is my jam but the rest is such a waste of time fuck you varg and ur wannabe bm bullshit
Burzum Hlidskjalf
please, sir, can i have my guitar?
Burzum Umskiptar
first half is decent but then it gets real fucking boring leading to that bare assed conclusion after an hour
Candlemass Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
and thus an epoch was born. solitude should have had more of those epic highs
Candlemass Nightfall
hard to say if its better or worse than debut, pretty much just a polished epicus
Candlemass Death Magic Doom
a bit more rocky rolly but just barely stands out from their other later albums
Candlemass Witchcraft
pretty much as good or better on debut just dat prod tho
Candlemass Tales of Creation (Demo)
better than most of their shit tbh
Candlemass Death Thy Lover
plain ol' candyass but with an awesome cover
Candlemass The Pendulum
another meh to eh candlymuss ep, nothing good, nothing too bad, demos galore
Candlemass House Of Doom
another decentish canlaymass ep showcasing more of what theyve always done
Cannibal Corpse Vile
the least interesting album cover next to kill and EP, penis or not. not impressed with corpsegrinder's vocals here, very flat and boring, though his screams are certainly better than barnes
Cannibal Corpse Gallery of Suicide
boring cover, like why are you naked n how are you casually standing straight up while disemboweling yourself, n the music's just about as boring n nonsensical save every bone broken
Cannibal Corpse Gore Obsessed
gore obsessed yes. riff obsessed not rly
Cannibal Corpse Red Before Black
i take it back. this is the worst cc album cover, as well as title. okay so we got unnecessarily slow sections that they claim as 'doom' elements. corpse actually singing and holding notes of parts of shedding skin though is interesting, like the chugs in scavenger. not much else here though
Cannibal Corpse Worm Infested
better than most of their shizzaz
Cannibal Corpse Cannibal Corpse
when ur first demo is significantly better than most of ur discog
Cannibal Corpse Hammer Smashed Face
basic bitch dm with some cannibalized covers
Carach Angren Death Came Through a Phantom Ship
one of many black metal dramas directed by this dutch entourage. unfortunately they aint no shakespeare
Carach Angren Where the Corpses Sink Forever
very silly, lame clearly enunciated shouts, basic bitch symph arrangements, stale guitar other than the bm tropes thrown in to technically make it 'bm'. starts good with the intro and most of lingering is good, but just turns to total black n symph parody afterwards. stories somewhat dark but dont rly have any impact bc the narration is just as lame as the music
Carcass Reek of Putrefaction
not quite grind yet. more like shorthand potato death metal
Carcass Torn Arteries
same below avg melodeath. what's with the vegetables? old men reminding themselves about their hearts?
Carcass Surgical Steel
certainly sounds better than heartwork without amott, but this band is just as confused as ever, going from deathgrind to melodeath and then thinking that that's where they belong. this is just average mdm, but walker's vox sound like a cartoon villain
Carcass Heartwork
largely mediocre mdm but has buried n certificate
Carly Rae Jepsen Emotion
rly impressed with the production esp in the first half with the more layered tracks, but momentum doesnt keep up n the latter tracks are entirely bleh, nothing too compelling overall
Caroline Polachek Welcome To My Island
below avg lectrypop featuring a butt
Caroline Polachek Pang
title is fun n sexy but album devolves into typical boring ass dream pop half way thru
Caroline Polachek Desire, I Want To Turn Into You
brings some energy to an otherwise snail paced genre, nothing gripping
Casting Crowns The Altar and the Door
eh they drop the ball here nothing rly stands out, tho musicianship is spread more throughout
Celtic Frost Cold Lake
this shit isn't even bad
Celtic Frost Wine in My Hand (Third from the Sun)
wine is some great thrash but the other two are boring rock songs
Celtic Frost Tragic Serenades
the frosties foolin aroun on this ancient ep
Cerebral Bore Maniacal Miscreation
for the most part typical tech but the higher pig squeal lady screams are interesting and she sounds just like any other tech drawler
Cerebral Rot Excretion Of Mortality
autopsy clone, cant give this more than a 2 le sigh
Ceremonial Oath Carpet
pathetic mdm, and that maiden cover...god
Chicago Love Songs
is there a smoother rock band than the cago? no but i live on slaps
Chris Maragoth Tales
eh its just below avg gothic with some decent piano bits
Chuck Berry One Dozen Berrys
not as fun as debut but the piano in blue feeling goes ahrd
Coroner No More Color
very disappointing. more of a warm up to mv with less interesting riffage, filler start-stops and basic thrash sections
Counterparts Prophets
good melodies but mccore ruins everything
Cradle of Filth Cryptoriana – The Seductiveness of Decay
highlights in seance and parts of beautiful but for the most part they're bored af esp. the guitarists, all washed out just like the cover
Cryptopsy Cryptopsy
yeah this still sucks. a bit lighter than it ought to be. cover makes a pretty cool tattoo though. n dat elevator ding gets me everytime
Cryptopsy None So Vile
ah, techdeath. i hate techdeath. as a canadian, i especially hate french canadian techdeath. it all sounds the same, the vox suck balls in the same mundane undecipherable inhalations or squeals, and it forgoes any kind of musicianship for trying to be as br00tal as possible, but just comes out flat instead. cryptopsy's most famous album isn't anything special and deserves a trv 1.5 at best, though the fact they did this back in 96 is somewhat impressive
Crystal Viper At The Edge Of Time
decent ep, female power vocals make the genre a bit more tolerable
Crystal Viper Crimen Excepta
some motions going pm taking a lot of riffs straight out of maiden n sabbath
Crystal Viper The Curse of Crystal Viper
can tell they were having fun making their debut, too bad nothing stands out
Cult of Luna Somewhere Along the Highway
omg fuck this boring pointless shit and everyone who listens to it trv rating 1
Daft Punk Discovery
sum gud tunes but nothing truly dance worthy
Daft Punk Random Access Memories
another one hit wonder group
Dark Tranquillity Atoma
more almost standout moments on this album than their previous or successive, but nothing worth rating above a 2 as a whole
Dark Tranquillity Construct
even the most consistent bands eventually reach their peak and begin their descent. dt is gettin old and construct shows it
Dark Tranquillity Moment
phantom 2.5; transient 2.5; identical 2; dark 2.5; remain 2; stand 2; ego 1.5; drawn 1.5; eyes 1.5; fail 1.5; empire 3; truth 1.5
Darkthrone Land of Frost
their initial distribution was pretty crap but hey a year later for their best so
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky
young musicians just getting into their element, most tracks slow and uncomplicated, trv 2
David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
not bad, nothing compulsive
Deafheaven Ordinary Corrupt Human Love
as is typical with these kinds of bands they get less and less heavy putting out random 'atmospheric' shit and everyone goes whoa thats deep bro. the ironic thing about post metal is its actually a regression to premetal days, this album belongs more in the 60s than anything afterwards. actual bm parts are generic save a good rendition in the first half of honeycomb
Death Spiritual Healing
rip death metal. instead we have prog thrash with only flirtations with their glorious past, and the golden years would continue to diminish this once excellent band
Death Symbolic
proggy melodeath with terrible vox and nothing deathy about it. chuck sounds so strained like he's gonna blow a gasket, a lot of riffs just basic heavy metal. still sacred serenity stands out and 1000 eyes is near perfect
Deathspell Omega Infernal Battles
wow some below average bm everyone go crazy
Deathspell Omega The Furnaces of Palingenesia
some good shit but mostly behemoth fanboy blackened dm with the usual garbage prog thrown in for good measure
Deathspell Omega Fas - Ite, Maledicti, In Ignem Aeternum
same average to below avg bm with boring prog sections, keep your pants on boys nothing to get excited over
Deathspell Omega Si Monvmentvm Reqvires Circvmspice
this is really disappointing. ppl overhyping some basic bm with weak vox cmon guys
Deathspell Omega Inquisitors of Satan
their best album. of course that isn't saying much for these losers
Decapitated Nihility
yeah this is worse than their later machine gun shit save names
Decapitated Cancer Culture
starts good esp title but soon devolves into their usual dm lite bullshit with even a nude meddle track like wtf, then last supper is decent but i'll never listen to it again
Deep Purple Deep Purple In Rock
speed king and hard lovin man barely make this scrape a 2
Deep Purple Whoosh!
just kind of whatever jam rock after all these years, isnt horrible best track is nothing at all
Deep Purple Machine Head
they start amping it up a bit for a trv 2, but ffs smoke should be the forbidden riff not stairway
Deep Purple Who Do We Think We Are
smooth dancer n rat bat blue are the only things unmiring this thing from total obscurity
Deep Purple Come Taste the Band
tighter songwriting and more tenor vox make this album pretty much of the same value as all previous
Deep Purple Slaves and Masters
generic butt rock for all u boomers out there. that this one is rated much lower than any of their other shit is lolz
Deep Purple Perfect Strangers
yet another string of pop rock nothings, tho the purp are certainly more consistently total flopless than most
Deep Purple Rapture of the Deep
decentish pop rock nothings nothin else to it
Deep Purple inFinite
i actually quite like vegas, rest is inoffensive jam rock
Deep Purple Bananas
this is bananas alright, more of the exact same tunes ur used to bb
Deep Purple Now What?!
yep this is a deep purple album. cant say anything stood out
Def Leppard Euphoria
bit of a return to form in the first half but then drop the pretense of being rockers in the 2nd
Deicide Once Upon the Cross
no idea what happened here. 3 years after legion and it's just this plain dm sound. did they have so much success they didnt even bother trying? wonder if they'd sound better at the actual speed they were meant to be played at. plain as hell cover too
Delain The Human Contradiction
nothing all that interesting here either
Demi Lovato Holy Fvck
i like when we come together
Demi Lovato Unbroken
first half is utter dogshit with that crap rap pop princess pretending to be a badass but picks up into typical princess pop by title
Demon Hunter Storm the Gates of Hell
ironically their best attempt at making metal instead of nu/alt rock rap would be their downfall, as a lot of it is just hackneyed together riffs n random sound effects, still title is a cute rendition of a non metal band trying to go ahrd, lead us is almost decently thrashy forgetting the chorus, fading away is prob the best track tho it resembles pop rock more than anything, carry me down is almost poignant, i quite like thorns esp the keys, rest is garbo filler
Demon Hunter True Defiance
not quite the come back they were going for, tho its heaps better than thorn. a mix of some thrash, mccore, and mostly nu. crucifix is the best track, some solid tho slightly dented melothrash, god forsaken is alright with some editing, my destiny is decent but suffers from the usual demohunt debuffs, then the rest is pure ass until dead flowers, admitting some veritable pathos despite the autotuning straight off last album
Demon Hunter Extremist
same combo of nu, mccore, and nooby thrash as on their last, yet is both better and more generic at the same time. while obviously nothing is spectacular i can still get into cross to bear, in time, and graveyard. hell dont however is a total abomination and easily their worst song, and thats saying something. beyond me is actually legit melodeth for the first minute or so then just turns to shit, bonus waste sounds like modern flames
Der Weg Einer Freiheit Unstille
how they went from such a good debut to this shit i'll never know
Dethklok Dethalbum II
some good things on this but hardly worth the world's economy, a few bucks maybe. gears is the best track
Die Antwoord Donker Mag
best antwoord, actually get jammy on this one
Dimmu Borgir The Serpentine Offering
the instrum version sounds so much better i thought it was a different track
Dimmu Borgir Spiritual Black Dimensions
yeah so it's all down hill from here folks dummy burger changed their special sauce
Dimmu Borgir Godless Savage Garden
accckkkk even before spiritual they were fuckin around
Dimmu Borgir In Sorte Diaboli
more of the same shit they decided to tote nearly a decade prior zzzzzzzzzz
Dimmu Borgir Eonian
epica sounds a little different. certainly not their best album
Dimmu Borgir Dimmu Borgir
its bad but its not that bad u cucks
Dio Holy Diver
rly not worth more than the mandatory 2, decentish rocky metul
Dissection The Grief Prophecy
had no idea dissection used to be a generic burp metal band. explains the name, glad they changed tune literally
Dragon Fallen Angel
when u expect a dragon n get a mouse instead. the cornered rat may bite the cat but unless it has rabies thats all that
DragonForce The Power Within
painfully underwhelming dragonforce
DragonForce Maximum Overload
not such a great album, tho they randomly experiment with thrash, death, n even black riffs once
Dream Theater Images and Words
an unfortunate combination of maiden priest and phish trv rating 1
Edguy Hellfire Club
they try ahrder but it doesnt even deserve avg tbh
Einherjer North Star
despite better production they have changed little over the years
Eliza Grace Wormwood
i cant save the world is epic but then she just kind of meanders into a depressed taylor swift
Elton John Honky Chateau
some good melodies usually ruined by generic riffs or keys, dead in the pan tunes despite the classy feel
Elton John Madman Across the Water
a collection of decently written pieces with no real clinchers or elevations
Eluveitie Evocation I: The Arcane Dominion
rly only has brictom, omnos (metal version preferred), and memento with a special mention in ne regv na
Elvis Presley Blue Hawaii
elvis aint that bad bros, falling in love still gets me, bit too much hawaii tho
Elyose Persona
mehish symph but en francais mere-baisseurs
Elyose Reconnexion
amateur wannabe french epica, tho un autre ete is a trv jam
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
mnm is prob the worst rapper oot but cant deny the fun of way i am n slim shady
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...
like romulus augustus, the empire has fallen. the beauty and magnitude of eclipse and welkin pulvetized into dust for the sake of a streamlined, trendy prog sound. goodbye, good soldier, goodbye
Ensiferum Two Paths
metal, warrior n valkyries are mid-good but then they just drop the ball completely to finish this zoop album
Enslaved Monumension
more prog less power
Enslaved E
sacred horse n axis hold a few gems that need to be mined out with heavy editing but the rest is an airy prog mess
Entombed Wolverine Blues
no longer dm just minimal effort bamming n shouting
Entombed Morning Star
rocky thrash that isnt entirely unappealling
Entombed Inferno
another poor collection of thrash rocks
Epica The Holographic Principle
easily their worst record, really flat with only a few fun choruses
Epica Requiem for the Indifferent
holy shit do they hold the carrot out on this one. decentish monopoly followed by impactful star storm the sorrow, but then nothing but pure filler until deter! that and avalanche are mostly good, great soprano vox in latter, but then i heard the actual serenade for the first time, and its a disappointment. i have the glitched cd version thats mostly instrumental and find it far more dramatically superior, a five star track. somehow simones vox actually deplete it and so i cant even give the actual album a 2.5, cd version of twin flames is also a win
Epica The Alchemy Project
nah they got nothing going on here
Eucharist A Velvet Creation
thank god these guys didnt become the face of mdm or it would have been doa
Eucharist Mirrorworlds
4 years later and its barely improved midriffs with getting punched in the gut vox. fuck your jazz bullshit
Evanescence Fallen
nude muddle nightwish. pop hooks in place of epicity, but sounds empty as numbhuddle will do
Evanescence The Open Door
the more direct rock song structure works better in the first half before falling stagnant to be no better than debut, highlight in call me sober
Evanescence Synthesis
pretty pointless except for a much improved version of immortal
Evanescence Synthesis Live
way too many filler tracks how bored was she
Evergrey Escape of the Phoenix
they had potential to go somewhere but just keep rehashing the same mid sympow shitick all the way thru
Ex Deo Caligvla
very boring, half the time barely anything is being strummed or beaten. still title is fun, romans, and evocatio with appropiate editing
Ex Deo The Immortal Wars
another very boring album save the roman
Ex Deo The Thirteen Years of Nero
yet another waste of time putting the might of ancient rome to shame
Exodus The Atrocity Exhibition: Exhibit A
if moses on his way to part the red sea got eaten by crocodiles instead. when ur banjo skillz are better than ur trash ones
Fairyland The Fall of an Empire
v lethargic album, only title is decently fun
Faith Evans The King and I
not rly better or worse than ur usual rap album. i like i dont want it
Faith No More The Real Thing
whiny vox ruin otherwise good tunes
Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree
dont mind hearing dance or sugar when it pops up on the rad but rly nothing worth going out of the way to listen to
Fireflight Unbreakable
generic rock anthems about GOD! unbreak n promise are dece but pretty boring
Flyleaf Flyleaf
smashers like sick n cassie surrounded by a whole lot of bore
Flyleaf Who We Are
sorrow is ok, broken wings is amazing, rest is pure suckage
Flyleaf Flyleaf EP
kind of annoying, immature
Flyleaf Music as a Weapon
falling is awkward, justice is ok
Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape
not very exciting punk with occasional hardcore elements
For Today Immortal
more melodies and less breakdowns make this better than most mccore
Foreigner Foreigner
they get into their groove but nothing compelling
Foreigner Double Vision
title n hot the only almosts with a ton of filler
Frank Sinatra Where Are You?
omfg so boring feels like 3 hours long. thats not how you use screech strings you annoying shit. brought this shit down to 4.3 hehehehe trv rating 1.5 bitch
Galneryus Reincarnation
an actually boring galner album
Gates Of Ishtar At Dusk and Forever
tacky weak melodissection
Ghost (SWE) Popestar
square hammer stars on an otherwise bland ep
Ghost (SWE) Infestissumam
has title n monstrance clock but thats it they let it down after debut
Gloryhammer Legends From Beyond the Galactic Terror.
bg x sabaton x unicorns x lame sauron vox
Gloryhammer Tales from the Kingdom of Fife
yeah they dont bother going beyond whats reqd to call sthg a pm album
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
that they try to make up their own little symphonies is cute but they're not very interesting
Golden Earring Tits 'n Ass
chill old man rock. better than bon jovi anyway
Gorgoroth Incipit Satan
poor riffs plus lame audible satan preaching equals terrible bm
Gorgoroth Twilight of the Idols
another poor release however procreating satan is kind of fun PRAISE SATAN PRAISE SATAN
Gorgoroth Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam
more generic gorgoroth no gimmicks will ever same them playing at this level or millenium
Gorgoroth Quantos Possunt ad Satanitatem Trahunt
really weak black more like modern rock than anything tbh
Gorgoroth Instinctus Bestialis
more of the same as last but a bit faster and more generic vocals. have to wonder who does the latin to end up with ad omnipotens aeterne diabolus
Gorguts Obscura
holy bitch this is the worst and most deliberately boring techdeth album ever recorded that every poseur and their mother thinks they understand. need to hack the site so i can give it the trv 0.5 it truly deserves
Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World
super crappy progcore trv rating 1.5
Graveland The Fire of Awakening
english version of ogien przebidzenia. without polish vox its just another inquisition/bathory clone
Graveland Ogień Przebudzenia
polish version of the fire of awakening. pretty boring more bm version of a bathory album
Graveland Thunderbolts of the Gods
sounds like a lesser immortal for the most part. amazing recording of thunderbolts on title though, really thought it was storming outside lmao. i wanna know how he recorded that it's the best ive ever heard
Graveland Carpathian Wolves
slow scratch n synth bm the likes of a combination of emperor, burzum, n bath
Graveland Blood of Heroes
pretty generic black synthcore dunno why ppl feel the need to review bomb this guy when its not that great anyway
Green Day Revolution Radio
yea they get kind of close but ultimately nothing worth keeping here
Green Day 39/Smooth
if the beatles were born in the the 70s
Green Day 1,000 Hours
butt punk beatles with some familiar riffs in alone
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown
a lot of total lazy bores, some rocky but uninteresting pop punks, only real song is 21 guns
Green Day iDOS!
like uno but slightly better
Green Day iTRE!
even MOAR below avg mids to make u spend more of dat green eh, more sappy than the others tho
Guns N' Roses "The Spaghetti Incident?"
decentish covers but not the best song selection. whole album concept is retarded
Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy
an attempt to modernize their sound that works in some places not in others
Guns N' Roses Live Like a Suicide
more boring than fun
Hadadanza Magia
pretty avg folk, en espanol
Haste the Day Dreamer
rotten apple 'core
Haste the Day Pressure the Hinges
has a few good hook choruses
Have a Nice Life Deathconsciousness
1st half is plain asmr shit but get some nice effects going in 2nd
Heart Attack Man Fake Blood
??? dafuq this is below avg pop punk with occasional appreciable amounts of aggression
Heljareyga Heljareyga
tyr 2.0. why tho
Helloween Keeper of the Seven Keys Part I
pretty exhaustingly bad
Helloween Gambling with the Devil
not a single highlight on this wtf. clearly bored n tired
Helloween Master of the Rings
rly poorly laid out pm save gentleman and some avg tracks, gets too rock ballady
Helloween 7 Sinners
far from their best, not single hit
Helloween Metal Jukebox
if they hadnt done it who else would have
I Prevail Heart vs. Mind
counting the blank space cover in this rating since its the only reason i knew about these guys, and indeed its the best thing on the ep, the rest is only occasionally above avg metullish rockcore shit, a slightly heavier skillet, original swift blank space has a great chorus but these popcorer's rly turn it into a ballad, save the burp
Immolation Kingdom of Conspiracy
not the worst of modern dm but like any other you can't expect them to keep it going forever
Immolation Dawn of Possession
a decent debut that suffers from the usual poor production
Immolation Majesty and Decay
another decentish album that doesn't try too hard
Immolation Harnessing Ruin
this one's okay too just nothing stands out from these guys
Immolation Unholy Cult
some decentish dm on this one too. too bad they never elevated it
Immortal Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism
yeah so their debut really isnt all that fun them trying to be like everyone else...but with fire!!!!!
Immortal Damned In Black
how they went from bbeasts to the masterpiece of heart back to this crap i'll never know
Immortal Immortal (Demo)
death metal immortal = shit immortal
In Flames Come Clarity EP
absolute shit song followed by a classic like
In Flames Siren Charms
not bad for nu metal tbh
In Flames Whoracle
Jotun 3/5; Food 2.5/5; Gyro 2/5 filler track Stars 2.5/5 a bit too gay; Hive 2/5 hate the chorus; Jester 1.5/5 annoying; Morph 2/5; Worlds 1.5/5 filler track; 666 1.5/5 more filler; Every Counts 3/5; Title 1/5 why; Clad 3/5 but don't count later additions. A disappointing album after jester n lunar
In Flames Meet Your Maker
regular bad modern flames + sort of metal again
Inevitable End The Severed Inception
these deathgrind bois go ahrd but inevitably fail to deliver anything rly that great. slows down a ton after title too
Inquisition Nefarious Dismal Orations
two points for longer instrumentals sections void of garbo vox
Inquisition Bloodshed Across The Empyrean Altar...
no vocals issues this is just boring af black metal. just a wannabe immortal tbh
Iron Maiden Maiden Japan
short live ep not featuring their better tracks at the time
Iron Maiden Powerslave
no idea how this ends up being everyones favourite maiden album. they flopped on piece and powerslave is just continued motions going. even aces high, the only virtuosic song on the album (along with parts of mariner) is left with blue balls from weak vox and mild tuning
Iron Maiden No Prayer for the Dying
tailgunner is win followed by a slew of lagging maidens
Iron Maiden Live!! + One
very bad recording, lame song selection
Iron Maiden No More Lies
2 of the worst tracks on dod followed by a mid one
Iron Maiden Empire of the Clouds
yea no its 18 mins and it feels like a half hour. story only slightly more interesting than the song
Iron Maiden Ruskin Arms 1980
poor quality, not the best song selection
Janis Joplin I Got Dem Ol' Kozmic Blues Again Mama!
she definitely got dem kozmik blooz
Jessica Simpson In This Skin
marginally better than her previous 2 albums but no hammer
Jessica Simpson Irresistible
pretty much a worse spears in every way, title is only almost good track
Jimi Hendrix The Cry of Love
a bit too smooth
Jimmy Eat World Futures
no hits just below average pop rocks
Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny
regular rock with sum screechy screams. more annoying than interesting trv rating 1.5
Judas Priest Sin After Sin
the middle of this album is absolute balls. some decent rock songs beginning n end, if only they had a good singer
Judas Priest Stained Class
some better rock songs but they still cling to their hippie rock ways n ofc those highs are the least metal thing ever
Judas Priest Defenders of the Faith
same as sv but not as good, highlight in jawbreaker
Judas Priest Ram It Down
ram it down ( ?? ?? ??) pretty sweet album cover. decent rock songs, though that theyre still calling themselves metal in 1988 is a good joke. johnny cover is horrible. love you to death is disgusting
Kassav' Majestik Zouk
tried zouk. not completely horrible but not all that entertaining either
Kassav' Tekit Izi
some more french carribean tunes with some actual highlights in mwen vire and ou chanje
Katatonia Dance of December Souls
good here n there but quite boring deafdum
Katy Perry Teenage Dream
not as fun as boys, california can go to hell, why isnt peacock the mass radio player?
Kazumi Totaka Luigi's Mansion OST
another ost that doesnt rly go too well outside its game, boos escape is the best se tho
Kazumi Totaka Yoshi's Story Original Soundtrack
more annoying than fun or cute. also fuck this game
Kelly Clarkson Stronger
forgive you and win the only conspicuous tracks among a rampart of he hurt me snozzers (stronger is annoying af i thought it was a katy perry song)
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
this non-rap crap is the musical equivalent of turning on the tv to watch just the commercials trv 1
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
some decent beats but nothing else. this is an enforced 2 rly? ppl pls get some standards trv 1.5
Killswitch Engage Alive or Just Breathing
some more rocky riffs, ok melodies bring this mccore to a better version of mccore. less mccore the better as usual
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
and so began the downfall of music as an experience with this pioneer of the worst and most worthless genre known to man trv rating negative infinity n way to waste a cool name that could have been a kickass thrash band or sthg
KISS Destroyer
a kiss album that doesnt completely suck
Korn Follow the Leader
1st half actually has some rocker's spirit and isn't bad, 2nd half dives back into the mundane shouty whines they typically do
Korn The Nothing
korn actually making something that resembles music with a selection of in flames-esque nu rock
Korpiklaani Kulkija
their worst album which is unfortunate bc such a pretty cover, but still like kuin korpi and of course the best track JOMAMA
Korpiklaani Korven Kuningas
yeah they exhausted themselves with tervaskanto, dont release an album every year kids
Krallice Mass Cathexis
krallice gone soft with this baby bum
Krallice Hyperion
yeah this was quite boring and lethargic
Krallice Crystalline Exhaustion
has some fun effects but this band is dead
Krallice Psychagogue
like its 2022 but even less dense with a cool effect now and then
Lacuna Coil Dark Adrenaline
was surprised this wasnt total crap. basically a more positive/less serious evanescence/linkin park, i find myself getting pulled into give me n intoxic
Lamb of God As the Palaces Burn
not too bad but dangerously straddles the lines between nude, actual metal, n mccore
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
yeah so it's no wonder why the forbidden riff is forbidden this boring hash sucks donkey balls and deserves trv 1s from all
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
another boring zeppelin album that's hard to believe ever excited anybody
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
more than a hour of pure fucking boring trv rating -1
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
immigrant song is the only worthwhile thing they've ever done
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
like a great metal blimp this falls straight to the bottom of the ocean trv rating 1
Les Ramoneurs de Menhirs Dañs an Diaoul
a crappier version of their later albums
Life of Agony River Runs Red
sludgey volbeat be like
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
too much filler. you got papercut, step, half of crawling n the end, none of which earn higher than a 3 themselves. then there's just so much blah you wonder how this album isnt a lot longer than 37 minutes
Linkin Park Living Things
the first half was alright anyway
Lost Horizon A Flame to the Ground Beneath
lame rocky pm
Machine Head The Blackening
korn slayer and every core band ever called. they want to commend you on sampling their discography. maiden cover is pretty good tho
Machine Head The More Things Change...
a more rocky korn, certainly better than anything they ever did
Machine Head Year of the Dragon
they def sound better live
Macronympha Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
legit just slightly harsher white noise, and thus not that bad
Madonna Like a Virgin
first 3 tracks are trv pop pops but then goes into all the lazy drivel of every pop album
Marilyn Manson Holy Wood
marginally more tolerable than all his previous crap
Marilyn Manson The Golden Age of Grotesque
better overall than previous albums but nothing too catchy
Marilyn Manson Born Villain
one of his better albums, actually gets into sum metul territory, cain is basically a dt track, murderers not bad ahrd rock
Marilyn Manson Lunchbox
a bleh song followed by bleh remixes n a cover
Marshmello Joytime II
indeed marshy and mello-y, asmr 'lectrobop
Marshmello Joytime
asmr techno not much more to it
Marta Gabriel Metal Queens
the last thing i expect when someone goes solo is a purely cover album. they're probably better than the originals but it's ehhh
Martina McBride Hits and More
exactly what it says on the jewelcase... a few hits, and bunch more
Marvin Gaye What's Going On
very boring, title makes me want to claw my eyes out, trv 1
Mastodon Remission
prog once again destroying any good riffs along with inflectionless shoutvox
Matt Redman The Friendship and the Fear (US)
not bad ccm with an almost highlight in better is one day
Maximum the Hormone Bu-ikikaesu
rly just has the spinny spin death chair song
Mayhem Chimera
and here they've gone with some average modern bm. at least it isnt whatever that last crap was
Mayhem Ordo ad Chao
what a boring album cover. better than their last so far. could do without the silly drama vocals. attila isnt the best. nah not worth more than 2
Mayhem Live in Leipzig
i mean it's pretty average. dead sounds pretty normal for an otherworldly being, though seems to struggle at parts
Mayhem Dawn of the Black Hearts
same as leipzig but dat bootleg production idk if it takes away or adds to it. you know what if it were just a bit clearer prob would be better than leipzig. venom covers are lolz
Megadeth So Far, So Good... So What!
this album is testament enough to not do drugs
Megadeth Endgame
thrashier bits at the beginning are decent, and story ends is a nice lil rock song. everything else is pretty lame though
Megadeth Breadline
title is ok but then wtf are those remixes until punishment which isnt bad
Menage A Un Now Everybody–
its not actually that bad, good bm parts n dece vox, wish they made it more coherent to get an trv punky bm thing going but alas
Meshuggah Nothing
a pretty solid 2, loud chugs, no particularly interesting rhythms
Metallica Metallica
meh rock songs save sandman bringing some vibes
Metallica Hardwired... to Self-Destruct
their best effort in decades. sounds like what should have come after justice, a gradual descent instead of nosediving like with the black album and the two loads of shit. really like the melodies and overall structure of moth into flame, and spit out the bone is a decent closer. hetfield's voice isn't annoying this time, but the album still lacks overall appeal to garner anything higher than a 2. and to answer your question, no, you're not savage you're an old man
Metallica Beyond Magnetic
bits of hell n babylon are the only good parts here
Michael Jackson Thriller
pretty damn boring save startin n beat it, tho even those arent worth hearing more than the ubiquitous radio playthrus
Miseration The Mirroring Shadow
a more techdeath version of debut with almost no melodies n only one decent track in title
Misfits Vampire Girl
title is almost good, zombie girl stinks
Mithotyn Meadow in Silence
very boring until it picks up at like a min to go
Morbid Angel Gateways to Annihilation
this one goes out to all the doomers out there. thanks for making angel make a crappy album u suck
Mortification Hammer of God
steve is actually trying here. metal crusade is legit epic even tho slight cringe n rly only a mid to dece thrash track, rest of the first half decently thrashy, but then goes down to all mid tempo half assed bordos like their previous albums in second half. medley is a very sad rendition of some of their classic songs
Mortification Blood World
mediocre trash thrash, album would get .5 higher if steve just stfu he sounds like a dying old man. 'love song' is particularly egregious cringe, like dude u have god given talents as evidenced by the 1st 2 albums how bout u use em?!?!
Mortification The Silver Cord is Severed
tbh this isnt total garbo rock thrash, and yet still is. steves lame voice/lyrics kill a lot of the good, yet revolutionary is a legit good track if u can ignore that. this is basically australian christian motorhead
Mortification Relentless
1st half is infinitely better than boring ass 2nd half, same thrash rock with random dm sections in bring release, but almost totally ruined by steves weak convinctionless voice and worthless lyrics. fortunately ends with a trv 3.5 deathrash banger in apocalyptic terror, evidently a redaction from their earliest days, steve even going for a mild bm shriek
Mortification Brain Cleaner
the weirdest combination of decent-good riffs completely ruined by absolute garbo lyrics, he doesnt even sing that bad and returns to some respectable death growls but everything he says is just so cringe omg, n dude why would u make one of ur little mini lyric grind songs ed...... nevertheless flu virus n esp zombie are listenable with some editing but my god fuck cleaning my brain gonna go get absorbed in some tits n ass
Motionless in White Reincarnate
the mccore cof is slightly better off being the cof of mccore
Motley Crue Theatre of Pain
then they went for a completely generic nose dive
Motley Crue Motley Crue
ya like generic af rock brah? then is album is pour vous. funnest thing on this whole record is them fuckin around at the start of babykills
Motley Crue Generation Swine
generic rock o' clock bb
Motley Crue New Tattoo
better than swine but not by much
Motoi Sakuraba Dark Souls Soundtrack
generic fantasy score save gwynevere and overture
Motorhead Bomber
same probs as all other mhead albums, weak vox with riffs that should be good but have no pop to em just there
Motorhead Bastards
some decent bangers on here, lost in the ozone their first effective ballad, devils not bad. too many plain tracks to put it above 2 though
Motorhead Ace of Spades
bunch of meh rock songs, lemmy needs more power in his voice
Motorhead Iron Fist
faster songs and better writing in general, but still largely generic rock songs
Motorhead March Or Die
plain rock songs no highlights. motorhead more like motordead get yourself an oil change
Motorhead St. Valentine's Day Massacre
some meh to eh rock songz
Motorhead Ace of Spades EP
some of their better songs but not worth more than the currently mandatory 2
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
only shallow is the only star here, rest is either white noise or lacking potential trv 2
My Bloody Valentine Isn't Anything
1st half of this was a lot more interesting than 2nd
My Bloody Valentine m b v
was gonna insult this as some basic drone crap but ended up not being that bad
My Bloody Valentine This Is Your Bloody Valentine
elvis fellatio and its not even that bad tbh
My Bloody Valentine Only Shallow
knock some sense into that lolz rating. anyway that glide riff on title best thing theyve ever done, pixies vibes
My Bloody Valentine Tremolo
not a bad ep with some actually decent riffs n interludes, just nothing bumping it up
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
a more rushed version of their prom drama tunes
My Chemical Romance I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love
not the best debut, but drowning lessons, lady of sorrows & demolition lovers are pretty fun
My Chemical Romance The Mad Gear and Missile Kid
this ones just kinda dumb
My Chemical Romance Warped Tour Bootleg Series
they sound really bad live
My Dying Bride A Map of All Our Failures
its like they have some talent but they just choose not to use it
MyChildren MyBride Lost Boy
actually some somewhat enjoyable mccore in the 2nd half
Napalm Death Scum
quiet production makes this a lot less than it ought to be
Nechochwen Azimuths To the Otherworld
please, sir, can i have some metal?
production makes it sound rly far away taking away a lot of the would be impact, grindy wannabe bm with some burzum just bc. def not going to take out any rightoids with this
Necrophagist Onset of Putrefaction
the more straight up dm tracks on the first 3rd of the album are much better than the trash that follows
Necrophobic Darkside
rly boring ass black death like fuck off mate
Neurosis The Eye of Every Storm
pretty good....for white noise trv rating 1.5
Neurosis Through Silver in Blood
purify actually has vibes, but the rest is a drony mess, trv rating 1.5
Neurosis Locust Star
neuro def better in small doses
Neurosis Souls at Zero
early neuro certainly better than the rest, basically a slowed down thrash album with suitable extra effects, i like the web
Nickelback All the Right Reasons
its not actually that bad ok, its just bad, calm down
Nightwish Century Child
barebones symph, which seems unlikely given this is their 4th album. was listening to this hoping for something, anything good, but the best on here is the cover of phantom of the opera trv 2
Nightwish Over The Hills And Far Away
title cover is the only thing of worth here
Nightwish Angels Fall First
yea so they had problems from the start, harpsikeys are great but disappear by halfway, and then it just gets long and boring, not even a highlight
Nile Ithyphallic
yep this is pretty motions going dm phallus or no phallus
Nile Worship the Animal (1994 the Lost Recordings)
pretty boring n slow dm recs like opening an old tomb only to find some pewter pots, not bc it was broken into before and anything more valuable was already taken either
Nina Nesbitt Peroxide
imagine being sad over ed sheeran. anyway she actually has quite a lovely voice just nothing holds u in much except hold u (the solo version the duet version sucks). back for more also features an awesome climax
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
a slightly more interesting marilyn manson. nvm fuck this shit trv rating 1.5
Nirvana Bleach
rly not much more than some slightly grungy garage punk
Nirvana Hormoaning
just kinda boring noise rock
Nokturnal Mortum Weltanschauung
mostly some half assed folk instrums with lame modern bm near the end
Nokturnal Mortum Verity
an absolute parody of what they used to be, save lira which caught on to me bc of its narutoness
Norther Till Death Unites Us
only bland petri norther. only (pseudo) jam on this of course is fuck you
Norther Solution 7
doopid norther save hellhole
Oasis Definitely Maybe
more annoying than fun, sounds like it came out 20 years before it did
Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
oasis ride that line between smoothly cool n punchably annoying and its the latter more often
Obituary World Demise
obituary x at the gates, a terrible idea
Oh, Sleeper Children of Fire
manages to be not as annoying as most mccore
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
this is an opeth album alright. ruin good riffs and vox with terrible prog signatures
Opeth Morningrise
more bad than good on here, editing prob wouldnt even save it
Opeth Still Life
i mean its an opeth album alright, most of them sound the same
Opeth Deliverance
has some cool sections but as they say themselves 'nothing ever changes'
Origin Entity
cc gone tech n just as boring ok i take it back somewhat consequence n first half of evolution are pretty sweet
Origin Informis Infinitas Inhumanitas
and then they vanished into generic techdeath memory
Outre-Tombe Nécrovortex
just kind of run of the mill dm with a cool cover
Overkill Under the Influence
maiden n accept team up to go thrash n its not that great
Ozzy Osbourne Diary of a Madman
slightly less garbage rock than debut
Pantera Cowboys from Hell
if buttrockicka had stayed metal. not that it wouldve helped much
Papa Roach Infest
couple almost good songs on this, nude muddle bein nude muddle
Paradise Lost Tragic Idol
its like it could be good but deliberately gets in its own way
Pathfinder (USA) Dronescapes
some rather short asmrs idk what they expect you to get out of it
Pathfinder (USA) The Sacred Mind
sum lesser smars
Pearl Jam Ten
fuck this shit im bored trv 1
Pharaoh The Powers That Be
sum moar below avg pm without any trv powaaaa
Phish Billy Breathes
the cover is claustrophobic af and i want to punch him so badly but the muz is pretty chill wouldnt mind if someone put it on for spin
Phish Joy
some more chill jazzy rock fit for any saloon, on kill it sounds like he's saying 'don't go back to kill them with balls'
Phish Hoist
was gonna rate this higher but then they ruined the first half with the bullshit at the end
Phish Sigma Oasis
pretty decent for an hour's worth of white noise
Phish Big Boat
certainly their most diverse album. nothing too interesting on it though
Phish Rift
more upbeat white noise with their ever original lyrics
Pig Destroyer Phantom Limb
on the other hand maybe grind shouldnt have typical song layouts. love the cover tho
Pillar Where Do We Go from Here
frontline is the only track to bother with here
Pink Funhouse
so what is eh followed by a whole fuck load of boring ass lazy ballad pops, then bringing back some energy in the last 4 tracks or so
Pink M!ssundaztood
some rly lethargic bullshit among her more popular hits
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
the most 1able 1 that ever 1d? the most 1able 1 that ever 1d. trv rating is....1!!!!!!!
Pixies Pixies (EP)
more annoying than good on this 'ere ep
Pixies Come On Pilgrim
eh they didnt start out that great
Pixies Bossanova
cecilia ann is the only good thing on this. they went way too poppy
Pixies Head Carrier
basically a rockier phish, not great, but all i think about now is a great throwback to where is my mind. yall other takes are retarded though
Pixies Beneath the Eyrie
another rocky phish album without any highlights
Planes Mistaken for Stars Prey
damn they peaked a decade earlier n came back just to put out this generic garbo
Power Quest Blood Alliance
an album of keyboard laden 80s hard rock. it's not all bad, better days is pretty solid and main riff of numbers is great if you can forgive the dumb concept
Powerwolf Call of the Wild
sabaton but bad. also way to disservice maiden with cringe mascot covers
Prince Purple Rain
largely uninteresting bops
Queen Sheer Heart Attack
other than the ubiquitous killer n a few solos theres nothin special on this queen
Queen Queen II
v boring album esp the middle they listened to thebes too many times
Quo Vadis Forever...
a proggy version of carcass, only legions has decent enough riffs and the philosophizing is just stfu
Rachel Leeder The Good Headspace
simple acoustic efforts that sound decent bc they are simple acoustic efforts
Radiohead OK Computer
hippie nirvana. more like shut down computer bc its 25 years old and can barely run this shit trv rating 1
Radiohead Pablo Honey
mostly boring with an occasional fun dip into rockiness. creep is a 3
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine
early 90s limp bizkit be like trv rating 1
Raging Slab Raging Slab
quite a bit of energy, just not that great songs
RavenLand Ravensongs for the Ravenhearts
pretty lackluster symph/folk outtakes. girl sounds like amy lee for those interested
Ray Charles Ray Charles
smooth af but thats about it
Ray Charles What'd I Say
the boogier tunes are good but lapses into generic ditties
RED (JPN) Golden Oath Of Allegiance
subpar standard grind not rly worth the time
Red (USA) Until We Have Faces
so sad to see a once rockin band go full genny
Refused The Shape of Punk to Come
the only thing worth while on this is new noise
Reincarnation Seed Of Hate
goes from worst to best but nothing too crazy. base is a steady lil donkey
Relient K Mmhmm
a 2 song album in hatchet n hate
Rexoria Ice Breaker
crappy female fronted pm
Rhapsody of Fire Glory For Salvation
yea started alright but ends up being rather plain
Rhapsody of Fire Into The Legend
mid n overly operatic rof, rage of darkness slapps tho
Rhapsody of Fire From Chaos to Eternity
way too much italian opera. still, certain tracks like tornado are enjoyable with considerable editing
Rihanna Good Girl Gone Bad
shut up n drive is sexy af, rest is a mix of meh bleh n zzz but she def has more talent and class than beyonce
Rob Zombie Hellbilly Deluxe
nude muddly ahrd rock that never rly hooks itself that deep
Rotting Christ Thy Mighty Contract
a debut sounding like ur avg low cal nazi band
Rotting Christ Non Serviam
when you want to be trv kvlt but can only do half assed melodeath instead
Running Wild Under Jolly Roger
this album is unadulterously a steady bleh @ 10 knots
Satan Jokers Psychiatric
great production but below avg songwriting overall save fracture morale
Satyricon Dark Medieval Times
slow bm with extras that dont really do anything
Satyricon Now, Diabolical
a thrash n slightly better version of heartwork
Satyricon Volcano
now this is where they clearly got bored/tired and started writing quasi black thrash shit
Satyricon My Skin Is Cold
post black lul mutul
Scar Symmetry Symmetric in Design
painfully barebones mdm thrown together the best they could by those with no talent
Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase I: Neohumanity
this ones actually not that bad tbh. still a 2
Seith Artifacts & Entities
what a horrible disappoint. they took their amazing debut sound and dumped 100 pounds of sleepy prog on it. no wonder they never made anything else
Sentenced Crimson
your sentence: uninteresting metallized butt
Sepultura Beneath the Remains
shitty slashy simultaneously slayer worship while doing things slayer have never dreamed of, this still remains one of the worst deathrash albums in history trv rating 1.5
Shadows Fall The Art of Balance
better when they stick to the rock metal than throwing in that mccore shit
Shinichi Atobe Ship-Scope
yea its just some chill asmr trax
Simple Plan No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls
rly just has id do anything rest is whiny baby shit
Sirenia Nine Destinies And A Downfall
a highly disappointing album after the masterpiece that was elixir
Sirenia Arcane Astral Aeons
someones lacking for album titles. also lacking for music this is generic rubbish
Sirenia Dim Days of Dolor
title is pure cringe, record isnt much better
Sirenia The Enigma Of Life
the enigma of thinking anything on this was worth publishing
Skillet Dominion
wavers between being boring af, cringey, and mildy pleasant. in any case their drummer's still hot
Skillet Skillet
idk their debut merges somewhere on the line of being silly and kind of fun. SATURN HAS A RING AROUND IT
Skillet Collide
aaand then they fell off the cliff. gone is the vigor and free flowing inspiration of youth. just kind of standard with saviour the only real rocker
Skillet Rise
another album of middling electro rock that pretends to be deeper than it rly is. concept albums suck and this wasnt any better. sick of it is still a nice family friendly bouncy bass techno song tho. nice they let jen sing a bit more too
Skillet Ardent Worship
too many slow hymns only the most ardent church goers could appreciate (hence the title), however the songs they do go rocky on are decent and their rendition of shout to the lord isnt bad
Skrillex Bangarang
eh its kind of fun i guess brzjtjtjtjjequbdubfjfjfikdoldkfk
Slayer Show No Mercy
starts good but quickly begins to slay nothing but my insomnia. except when araya yelps like he dropped the soap in prison, then i wake up long enough to want to punch him in the throat. highlights in evil n metal storm/slayer
Slayer South of Heaven
very boring overall, arayas vox again ruining a lot of riffs, but the riffs themselves are quite childish as well
Slayer Divine Intervention
uninspiring slayer labelled thrash
Slayer Repentless
subpar samey modern thrash, indeed repentless, no wonder they ended it this got boring years ago
Slayer Def Jam Demo
real mid instrums of some of their most famous songs
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
only good song is psychosocial what a waste of time
Slipknot We Are Not Your Kind
another slipnut bum with a couple almosts and a ton of blehs
Soilwork The Chainheart Machine
the mdm equivalent of a premature ejaculation, as a direct result of bjorn sucking anders' dick
Soilwork Verkligheten
its unfortunate that guys with a decent amount of talent waste it on the ultimate scene kid album
Solution .45 For Aeons Past
demon hunter if they were metal
Solution .45 Nightmares In The Waking State Pt. 1
first half actually has some decent melodies/effects like void, but then it goes into this total prog demon hunter bullshit
Sonata Arctica The Days of Grays
yep very boring. typical motionsgoing letsmakesummoney syndrome
Sonata Arctica Talviyo
im sorry is this the sonarc that created winterhearts guild or fucking ghost?!
Sonata Arctica The Ninth Hour
holy crap bag this was boring
Sororicide The Entity
slow, quiet, cookie cutter death doom from the riffs to their band name
Starfield I Will Go
not the worst of christian rock, title has some riffs, certain choruses bring the glory of pew singing to the ears
Starfield Beauty in the Broken
could be worse, some riffs on generation, some pathos here n there, a lot of bore
Starfield Starfield
has some good vibes n a trv punk rocker in revolution but ultimately too long and soft
Steven Curtis Chapman This Moment
isnt actually that bad, has some good ideas tho suffers from putting the message before the music, one voice is pretty natural though
Stratovarius Fright Night
sounds like a pm band trying to be a pm band
Stratovarius Episode
a fuckin dry ass desert with only occasional oases in father, sphere, n tomorrow
Stratovarius Twilight Time
another rather poor album despite the talent inherent
Summoning With Doom We Come
yea they got bored this sucks lol
Summoning Lost Tales
a couple of not so great burzumz
Superchick Beauty From Pain
rain n suddenly are trv rock anthems but again mired in bleh
System of a Down Toxicity
Taylor Swift Red
incredibly boring for the most part, wubs on trouble ruin it, still last time and begin again are good tracks and several others have their moments
Taylor Swift Fearless
got love story, belong, n why, 'bonuses' are trash
Taylor Swift Red (Taylor’s Version)
rating just the new tracks, not bad but no standouts
Taylor Swift Lover
damn so close to actually being able to call it a decent album
Team America Team America: World Police Soundtrack
Teenage Jesus and the Jerks Teenage Jesus and the Jerks
damn this is real punk. some cool sounds too bad they didn't make more
Teenage Jesus and the Jerks Everything
would rate it higher if she actually knew how to sing
Temple of Void Summoning the Slayer
yea so this sucks, baby metal
The Beach Boys Pet Sounds
beach boys suck beach balls. i condemn them further every time one of their hits gets played unconsensually into my eardrums trv rating 1
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
completely worthless save the choral melody in lucy trv rating 1
The Beatles Revolver
maybe if ya'll hippies hadnt spent what little money you had on this shit the movement would have lasted a bit longer trv rating 1
The Beatles With the Beatles
back when they were cute and actually had some talent, highlight in all my loving but still the same pointless beatles, make a half hour sound like 1 and a half
The Beatles Abbey Road
most undeserving 4.6 ever? most undeserving 4.6 ever. at least they sound soberish this time. trv rating 1.5
The Beatles Help!
title track deserves to be shot and left on the side of the road but the rest is chill with a highlight in its only love
The Beatles Rubber Soul
in which they totally gave up save a couple piano riffs trv rating 1
The Beatles The Beatles
fuck the beatles so fucking much omfg trvest 1 there ever was
The Birthday Massacre Violet
a collection of synthpop nothings trying to reach higher but largely failing, with blue the only standout track. almost good tracks include happy birthday, horror show, video kid and dream
The Birthday Massacre Pins and Needles
another largely meh synthrock album whose best includes in the dark, always, n title
The Birthday Massacre Imaginary Monsters
bunny soft emo lectrypops
The Birthday Massacre Looking Glass
the excellent title followed by a bunch of butchered remixes
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal
blends the good n bad genres enuf i dont completely hate it but is subsequently mostly garbo. lol @ anyone thinking theyre listening to mdm
The Blue Stones Good Ideas
meh generic canadian stoner rock
The Chicks Wide Open Spaces
so what they changed their name despite all their albums having it just bc u say dicks? lmao anyway some good choruses but its mostly bleh, id certainly like to explore the wide open space of the one in the back
The Gathering Almost a Dance
good instrumentation but the male vox are so damn mediocre its like stfu n let martine sing
The Nefilim Zoon
a mix of industrial deathrash that starts a lot more interesting than it ends
The Notorious B.I.G. Blue Eyes Meets Bed-Stuy
wtf is this. biggie good, frank go fuck urself
The Notorious B.I.G. Ready to Die
generic rap only considered legendary cuz big got shot. best track is prob everyday struggle. cute baby
The Notorious B.I.G. Life After Death
biggie got some great beats but it just doesnt continue for 2 hrs and everything blends together
The Notorious B.I.G. Notorious IV: Big Poppa
title is slammin but rest are eh-mid
The Pretty Reckless Light Me Up
medicine and wanna die are two hard almosts, male vox on die bringing it down quite a bit, and then everything else is modern rock filler
The Rolling Stones Goats Head Soup
more energetic and rocky but otherwise unnotable
The Rolling Stones Exile on Main St.
full of pop rock/jam nothings save let it loose trv rating 1.5. nice i got this from 4.4 to 4.3
The Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers
def the best they did to this point but no real bangers
The Rolling Stones Let It Bleed
some good piano bits on this one culminating in monkey man and the perennial u cant always get
The Rolling Stones Paint It, Black / Long Long While
left to their own devices the stones begin writing decentish rock songs
The Rolling Stones Bridges to Babylon
an eclectic combination of decent surfer rock and boring serious versions of phish songs
The Rolling Stones Tattoo You
got start me up then a catalogue of decentish rock songz
The Rolling Stones Undercover
highlight in she was hot otherwise typical stoner rock
The Rolling Stones Steel Wheels
hold on is pretty high energy rock n some middle eastern cultural appropriation on drift otherwise same shit
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
starts ok but gets old real fast trv rating 1.5
The Who Who's Next
baba is a 4 track nothing else is worth listening to dont get fooled makes me want to die trv rating 1.5
Theory of a Deadman Scars and Souvenirs
bad girlfriend is their only good n rockin song lennyface rest is generic bleh but not as bad, i swear tho wait for me is just breakaway
Three Days Grace Human
i am machine is win sandwiched by a bunch of emo pop nothings
Three Days Grace Three Days Grace
so many emo rock songs that had the potential to be good but just werent
Through the Eyes of the Dead Bloodlust
they try to make their mccore sound deathy anyway
Tom Cardy Artificial Intelligence
dumb but sum fun
Tool Ænima
im so bored kill me now trv rating 1 omgggggggggggggggggggggggg couldnt wait for this to end
Tool Lateralus
i rag on agalloch a lot but i would 5+ all their albums to get away from this shit trv 0.5 parabola is decent but doesnt save it
Torres Thirstier
drive me n dino hug are decent, keep the devil out is a party
Training for Utopia Throwing A Wrench In The American Music
they start to get naked here
Tristania Widow's Weeds
needs more metal but has more than a few excellent instrumental sections, just not a lot of overall coherence
Trivium Ascendancy
would be decentish without the core
Trivium The Sin and the Sentence
not too bad mrock but ofc they have to leave sum mccore in there and that prog track fuck off dude
Turnover Myself in the Way
not as boring as i thought it would be, if it werent the typical lazy lofi shit of the 2020s they might actually do sthg
U2 War
sbs followed by slew of banal pseudo punk blehs
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety
prob about the best mccore can do tbh
Unearth Watchers of Rule
slightly better mccore but mccore nonetheless
Unleashed Midvinterblot
nothing bad but nothing that great either. typical unleashed
Unleashed Across the Open Sea
hard to rate exactly bc it contains some of their best songs in to asgard, captured, and the general among their usual filth. gonna up it to 2 for having awesome art. breaking the law cover is fucking horrible
Vader The Empire
another lazy uninspiring album
Vader The Beast
bored vader send out an unenthusiatic album save prevail and zone
Vader Iron Times
just came here for the polish. not too great on its own
Vader Welcome to the Morbid Reich
rly boring n lazy dm by the vader
Van Halen Van Halen
the beginning of an era that unfortunately hasn't much survived the passage of time
Van Halen Van Halen II
dat classic swingy rock dat had it's day long ago
Van Halen For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge
pretty uninspirational rock songs save right nowwwwww
Van Halen Diver Down
fun little ditties with no stand outs save the universal tune of pretty woman
Vanessa Carlton Be Not Nobody
i want to like her more but thousand miles is rly all their is, piano pieces are good, also
Veilburner VLBRNR
a mess of largely poorly composed prog with death/black to try to be cool
Venom Temples of Ice
weak venomz, needs more cronos
Venom Venom '96
not so great venomz
Venom 100 Miles to Hell
not their best to be sure
Venom Prison Erebos
isnt that bad for decore. angelo gossow vox are a nice addition, and its as though they understand their total lack of talent but try anyway
Volbeat Rock The Rebel/Metal The Devil
rly only has gardens tale n radio girl
Volbeat Volbeat (Demo)
kind of sucks, no magic just a lot of galloping
Vulcain Vulcain
avg to meh rocky thrash...en francais
Watain A Tribute To Bathory
way to butcher bathory u fkn poseurs
Watain Sworn to The Dark
trv poseur metal
Weezer Pinkerton
more derp than lol highlight in tha gud lyfe
Whispered Shogunate Macabre
pretty piss poor mdm but unrestrained is decent
Wintersun Time I
prob would have been better if he'd rushed it in 6 months than procrastinated 8 years
Within Temptation Hydra
fuck me it has let us burn and thats it
Within Temptation The Heart of Everything
just a bunch of mehs n almosts
Xandria The Wonders Still Awaiting
most xandria albums have at least a few bangers, this one does not, curse is the closest. vox have a layer effect over them annoying in general but esp for symph metal that relies on them so much, cant tell if she can actually sing or not
Xandria Ravenheart
only slightly better than debut. a couple mid-goods like title but mostly empty ballads with little symph or metal
more boring than fun this one save the latter half of sunlight
xSPONGEXCOREx Bold and Thrash
not as good quotes but best album cover and appreciate helga's contributions
xSPONGEXCOREx Don't Mess With TexXxas
pretty boring but big scary n pink *lenny face* is pure win
Yes Close to the Edge
when prog rock losers try to write a symphony trv rating 0.5
Zao Liberate Te Ex Inferis
its not mccore but it still sucks
ZZ Top Eliminator
not rly any bad tracks but the only thing i can listen to in real time is legs

1.5 very poor
2Pac 2Pacalypse Now
2pacolypse not. weak ass shit until brenda and tha lunatic
2Pac Strictly 4 My N.I.G.G.A.Z.
a rushed album, 2pac capitilizing on his initial success and wanting to get back at the idiot white politicians too soon. papa's song is the best track
2Pac Better Dayz
some decent beats but mostly just pointless filler songs meant to cash on pac's name. weakest album attributed to tupac
A Flock of Seagulls Ascension
yeah so they decided to release a couple albums completely ruining all their hits and turning their borderlines into utter shit
A Flock of Seagulls Dream Come True
much as i like these guys for the few hits they've had, this fucking sucks. a couple prtty good songs enmeshed in such utter shit it's no wonder they never became a household name
A Plea for Purging Depravity
their even simpler than usual approach to mccore makes tracks like retribution n malevolence fun (watch the video lolz) but they soon devolve into typical useless mccore tropes edit: taking out another .5 for making me listen to a 7 minute monologued breakdown
A Plea for Purging Heart Of A Child / Fat Pride
A Plea for Purging A Plea For Purging
dragon kind of fucks but otherwise the only thing worse than mccore is raw mccore
A Plea for Purging The Marriage Of Heaven And Hell
some of the chuggiest, breakdowniest mccore that ever mccored
ABBA Voulez-Vous
lets couche in the douche ;^)
AC/DC Stiff Upper Lip
so boring i had to take a break involving listening to gorgoroth's entire discography while translating a quarter of a polish book before i came back to it
AC/DC Black Ice
waaaaaaaaay too fuckin long with nothing interesting
AC/DC High Voltage (Australia)
not the best debut despite pioneering their unique sound, soul stripper and love song being the only highlights
AC/DC For Those About To Rock We Salute You
their weakest album to date. i suspect bon scott had a lot to do with bib before he died bc this is a tremendous nose dive
AC/DC Flick Of The Switch
what a horrible cover art. continues the downward slope, no wonder ive never heard anything passed bib
AC/DC Fly On The Wall
they continue their pattern of uninspiring rock songs, preferring the more conventional and less versatile dc in their name
AC/DC Ballbreaker
back to all pointless rock songs to try to stay relevant
AC/DC Rock or Bust
you already know. dese ol' men making jukeboxin' nothings like usual
Accept Predator
extremely generic boring butt rock
Accept The Rise of Chaos
koolaid. really
Accept Stalingrad
some boring rock jams featuring roossiyya
Acid Witch Midnight Movies
this was pretty dumb
Adele 30
only listened to the first song so far and im bored af. what is this, broadway? some good notes on second track, third is some 2pac style wannabe boringness. omg fuck off with the depression porn, no one cares. track 4 once again an imitation of a black artist. omg is a rip off track of so many pop funk songs with poorer lyrics. why is my first thought on track 6 that she had nothing to do with that acoustic guitar? cant believe ppl actually pay for such low effort music. wine has some good notes n piano tunes on it. the rest is major soppy borefest with minute moments on to be loved and love is a game zzzzzzzzz
Adele 19
good to know adeles always mostly sucked
Aerosmith Just Push Play
very boring derprock
Aerosmith Get Your Wings
yea dis is ah, dis is a garbage yea
Aerosmith Rocks
bleh, the album
Aerosmith Rock in a Hard Place
starts promising but soon devolves into the pebble fest of their typical output
Aerosmith Pump
the best thing about this is the cover
Aerosmith Get a Grip
the singles are even more insufferable on this worst band ever
Aerosmith Music from Another Dimension
they tried a bit harder on their final. cant believe im finally thru aerosmith....huff puff...huff chuff
After Forever Prison Of Desire
this is the worst symph ive ever heard
Agalloch Marrow of the Spirit
more of the same boring shit that's been unnecessarily toted as innovative etc. this album made me realize his vocals are actually quite weak and little bitchy
Agalloch Pale Folklore
a bit more melodic and raw version of all their later snoozers
Agalloch The Serpent and the Sphere
an album of lullabies. perfect for getting your kids to sleep. alright plateau of the ages is nice
Agalloch From Which of This Oak
like regular agalloch but worse
Agalloch Of Stone, Wind and Pillor
only thing worse than regular agalloch is young virgin clean vox agalloch
Agalloch The White
a little less white if u please
Agalloch The Grey
pls sir, can i have sum metul?
Agnes Obel Aventine
chord left is an excellent piano piece but everything afterwards is just pirate if pirate could play instruments. taking another half point away for it then going on to be boring af
Agnes Obel Philharmonics
jesus that cover, are we modern contemporary or 19th century miserable feminist? anyway piano bits are good but she cant rly sing and everything else is blah
Agnes Obel Citizen Of Glass
same deal as her previous albums, decent strings, lack of everything else
Agnes Obel Myopia
same old zzzzagnes obel
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Arc
theyre better at grind than they are sludge rock
Alice Cooper Alice Cooper Goes to Hell
certainly their most banal and boring album to this point no wonder it has no review
Alice Cooper Dirty Diamonds
what a shitty album to make in a piss poor attempt to stay relevant
Alice Cooper DaDa
as the title and cover suggest, a derpy album of funk rock
Alice Cooper Zipper Catches Skin
so fucking stupid but has its moments
Alice Cooper From the Inside
another retarded album with a moment here and there
Alice Cooper Welcome To My Nightmare
jesus christ this is the most retarded thing cooper ever did
Alice Cooper Flush The Fashion
a short n awkward album that starts good but finishes last all the same, tho dance yourself to death is a trv paean to all hippiedom
Alice Cooper Alice Does Alice
pretty balls ep starting dece then going to the ground
Alice in Chains The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here
not as annoying as their other albums but still a pointless existence
Alice in Chains Alice in Chains
alice in chains more like alice a pain in my ass amirite? only thing rly worth anything is shame
All Shall Perish The Price of Existence
derpcore go hhrrrddrrrrrrr
Allegaeon Damnum
scenecore trying to be cool
Amon Amarth Berserker
bruh this was so fucking boring omg
Amon Amarth Under The Influence
deceiver era amon making covers is cringe
Amorphis Am Universum
this is what happens when u mix all the playdough colours together
Amorphis Far from the Sun
boring butt prog butt
Ancient Bards Origine
a pop album with occasional twinkles n an audible baby riff
Ankhara II
its like theyre going for the record for worst pm career oat
Anthrax Among the Living
this one just all n all sucks though
Arch Enemy Rare and Unreleased
liiva and amott taking turns sucking balls, and cover looks like actual shit
Ariana Grande positions
not quite as vapid as the last 2 albums, but like, do you not have anything else going on in your life besides getting dick? is it so bad just writing a song about how pretty the sky is today or sthg?
Ariana Grande Side to Side (Remixes)
slushii remix is ok, phantoms sucks
Ariana Grande Love Me Harder
some very crappy poppops only possible by the grand ari
Ash of Ashes Traces
nothing like bathory whatsoever, total soft bitch progcore with the slightest dash of folk. only dece track is forgotten, no metal to be seen in a 100 mile radius
At the Gates Terminal Spirit Disease
what a weird ass album. lindberg shows he actually can do some proper and decent vox on some songs but then goes back to utter shit on others...? is it really just him or someone else? and one of those tracks is just a crappy wannabe neoclassical instrumental? and what is this bullshit of 34 min run time where 14 mins are live tracks? wtf????
At the Gates With Fear I Kiss the Burning Darkness
the music is better but one thing is extemely clear. lindberg never learned how to scream properly. no wonder he sounds so shot at 49. similarly whatever's good on this album is also shot to death as a result
Atheist Elements
this is so bad dude its not even dm anymore
Atheist Jupiter
whats the point in having any dm riffs at all when youre just going to space them with clowny shit n troll vox?
Atreyu The Curse
an unfortunate combination of nude muddly hard rock with mccore elements
Attack Attack! (USA) This Means War
loooooollllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz some nice piano on reality actually (obv they had nothing to do with it) otherwise the most mediocre album in the most mediocre genre
August Burns Red Constellations
better than most mccore for not writing just mccore. take out all the bore elements and you'd not only reduce this to a much more listenable 10 mins but would actually have something resembling music
August Burns Red All I Want For Christmas Is You
started fun but then i got bored
August Burns Red Found in Far Away Places
generic mccore found in your closet
Autopsy The Headless Ritual
looks like they learned a few things over the years but it's the same boring shit
Autopsy Shitfun
this literal shit is actually better than acts by a significant margin
Autopsy Macabre Eternal
better production and 16 years later=same ol' shitty autopsy
Avril Lavigne Love Sux
wtf is with all these teen punk bands only releasing half hour albums modern day. ok yea like someone else said whats with the rap. anyway catalogue of pop punk nothings but hope she finds her trv lvv someday
Avril Lavigne Let Go
the hits on this get almost completely overshadowed by the filler. ur not the milk n cheerios in my spoon bb. losing grip is fire tho and love her french inherited nasally voice, sk8ers always a party
Avril Lavigne Goodbye Lullaby
goodbye everything avril had going for her. damn
Azarath Diabolic Impious Evil
azarath metrion zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzinthos
Azarath Infernal Blasting
behemoth wannabe with some useless prog shit
Azarath In Extremis
this one is poisoned by garbage prog and shitty vox
Becoming The Archetype Dichotomy
i remember seeing this shit praised to high heaven back in the day. they do get half a point for not having as much mccore, but its still mccore pretending not to be mccore and randomly adding some dm riffs (prob took them a century to learn them) and random violin or piano bits just make it incongruous af
Believer Gabriel
crappy christian techthrash about JAYSUS
Belmont Bowser's Mixtape
fuck me its just more attack attack mccore how dare u fuckers defile the name of bowser. ok i take it back a bit for the punky chorus on stay cover
Belmont Belmont
traditional whiny emocore with occasional moments
Belmont Aftermath
really wish this was the electro video game themed lolcore i thought it would be. country girl is prob the least cringe thing on here tbh
Beyonce Renaissance
a little less phone sex and a bit more swagger but ultimately worthless as usual
Beyonce Dangerously in Love
crazy is the only track with any real merit, tho be with you has its moments. a much more classy version of b on this just the tracks always sucked
Beyond The Black Beyond the Black
now this is just sad, bad, makes me kinda mad
Billie Eilish dont smile at me
a slow angsty eilish version of every other teen sensation. too young for anything real
Billie Holiday Music for Torching
lofty voice but the music is mehzilla
Billy Talent Demoluca
yeah this sucks butt good thing their trademark issues led them to st
Bjork Debut
very sleepy pop, maybe if she sung in icelandic
Bjork Bjork
instrumentation is decent but the more i listen to bjork the more she seems the kind of girl who always got what she wanted. better than bieber anyway
Bjork Volta
not as bad as all her other crap but its bjork so
Bjork Utopia
better than most of her shit, hopefully going on retirement. pretty funny when she talks about random platitudinous shit then suddenly says shit or fuck in the same nonchalant tone tho lmao
Black Sabbath Headless Cross
slightly better generic rock in vein of iron maiden
Black Sabbath Sabotage
a bit more energy after taking some time to slow down a bit, but then the latter half there's all this hippie happy clappy shit. yes ozzy you are going insane
Black Sabbath Seventh Star
this sucks and hughes sucks except for angry heart being a decent rock ballad
Black Sabbath Mob Rules
dio sounds better here but it's more like 'the dio band', not sabbath
Black Sabbath Cross Purposes
why did they have to stick with the talentless loser that is tony martin?
Black Sabbath Forbidden
one more mediocre album before they finally gave it a rest for nearly 2 decades
Black Veil Brides Black Veil Brides
and the award for making the guitar as redundant as possible goes to...
Blaspheme Blaspheme
a cool name doesnt save these unpowered metal french phonies
Blaspheme Désir de Vampyr
i hope all french trad/power isnt this bad
Blind Guardian At the Edge of Time
just as bad as i remember it. only good part on this album is the chorus to road
Boards of Canada Tomorrow's Harvest
a rehashed hour of everything theyve done before
Boards of Canada Trans Canada Highway
very mild not very interesting lectrix
Bobby Vinton Tell Me Why
yeah this ones pretty crap tho
Bon Jovi Burning Bridges
yep total blah album
Bon Jovi 2020
yep this is mucho garbo listeno
Bon Jovi The Circle
not born to follow is the only good track rest is a generic bore
Bon Jovi These Days
hey god followed by a slew of shitty ballads save if that
Bon Jovi What About Now
in one ear out the other soporific soft rock
Bowling for Soup The Great Burrito Extortion Case
their usual shit plus a retarded ending chant
Brain Drill Boundless Obscenity
????? is this trvly THE brain drill?! where are my insane riffs? where is my non stop 10 min tech track?! this is total sellout streamlined weak bitch techderp. an absolute shame to their legacy ffs
Brand New Science Fiction
nothing brand new about this. or sciency, or fictiony for that matter, as this truly real utter shit
Breaking Benjamin Phobia
can we get any more generic nu rock?
Bring Me the Horizon That's the Spirit
a combination of the worst aspects of emo, punk n 'core with some decent synth sections
Bring Me the Horizon Sempiternal
slightly better than the usual mccore owing to someones love for programming
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season
bmth for most consistently shit album covers ever. much faster and no longer pretending to be something theyre not certainly make this trash heap slightly less smelly than their last, but mccore is as mccore does
Britney Spears Circus
britney herself sounds good but the rest is bleh. phonography is pretty punny funny tho
Britney Spears Glory
eh all party pop nothings with the exception of liar, excellent production tho
Bullet for My Valentine Scream Aim Fire
rocky mccore go brrrrrrrrrr chug chug mid riff whine whine
Burzum The Ways of Yore
apparently he got used to the cell n synthy box style
Burzum Sol austan, Mani vestan
how the hell can u go back to this shit and somehow have it be even worse than your prison albums? its the same dungeon synth track for an hour
Candlemass Dactylis Glomerata
yeah so no messiah no good, n no wonder abstrakt debut floundered the side project portion is total shit, and of course amott doesnt help
Candlemass The Door To Doom
they probably should have just not done this
Candlemass From the 13th Sun
ok u had ur total sabbath worship fling thank god the christ is back on st
Candlemass Candlemass
more sabbath n maiden worship, at least messiah is back
Candlemass Psalms For The Dead
ok the sabbath worship getting rly tired now
Candlemass Sjunger Sigge Fürst
so yea this happened...
Candlemass Wiz
candlemass going around everywhere on this nonmetal ep
Cannibal Corpse Bloodthirst
total commerciality complete. this is what mcdonalds would serve if they were a dm record company
Cannibal Corpse The Wretched Spawn
typical garbage corpse only attracting attention bc vagina
Cannibal Corpse Evisceration Plague
more of the same ol' corpse. better than kill anyway. title track is just a stage resting song
Cannibal Corpse Created To Kill
completely forgettable demo
Carach Angren This Is No Fairytale
yep pure cringe band now
Carcass Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious
a confused mass of below average death metal with incongruous maiden-esque melodies thrown in
Carly Rae Jepsen The Loneliest Time
better than the swift album anyway
Carrie Underwood Blown Away
some good choruses in the beginning but then just flatlines in a bunch of sloppy saps save perhaps who
Celtic Frost Into the Pandemonium
and then they wrote a practice album for cold lake, the extra effects making it only marginally better than venom or bath
Celtic Frost Monotheist
this sounds way to much like a mortification album. did they go and hire steve rowe to write this?
Chicago Chicago X
chicago suck quita bitta dick
Christina Aguilera Stripped
when a white chick wants to be black, only standout moments on the singles, rest is wig
Christina Aguilera Christina Aguilera
prob the most bleh hits ever at least it has a bit more nuance
CHVRCHES The Bones of What You Believe
would have sounded a lot better voxless, the little girl vox are just annoying. science/visions is almost good
City and Colour Little Hell
a veritable snoozefest that all blends together. fun fact i was once so bored and somnolent at this guys concert i started looking up obscure literary terms
Coroner Grin
what is this shit. only good song is lethargic age. boring, lazy, nu metally, no wonder this was their last album
Cradle of Filth Total Fucking Darkness [Remastered]
yeah so this is utter shit
Cryptopsy And Then You'll Beg
yeah i'll beg alright...for something good! same shit but worse, one look at disalvo and you'd think he'd be able to growl real nice instead of the crystal clear pipsqueak vox on here. dat didgeridoo tho
Cryptopsy Whisper Supremacy
why did the production fade between none so vile and this? also ew mildly shouty vox that i can understand get tf outta here. flame to the surface can fuck right off with that repetition
Crystal Viper Queen Of The Witches
tried this out cuz she was on vader. this cluking sux man
Crystal Viper Legends
this one's pretty bad and boring bros
Cult of Luna The Long Road North occasionally do sthg right but its ofc mostly wrong
Danzig Black Laden Crown
never trust an album with an anime girl cover srsly what is this country metal
Dark Tranquillity Projector
worse than their debut besides sun fired blanks
Dark Tranquillity Skydancer
very poor debut. unorganized rhythms and melodies lead to total monotonous chaos. anything that would stand out is eaten alive by the general noise until there's nothing left. anders' vocals are deeper here than he's ever done, yet they're also the worst he's ever done, including later flames albums. the name skydancer would evoke suggestions of grace and beauty, but no such thing here exists. even the female vocals are mediocre and talentless. it's like this was a demo rehearsal session for lunar strain where they later retained the general idea but dumped the actual content and the members of dt decided to release it as their own
Dark Tranquillity The Absolute
well this was fucking boring
Darkthrone A New Dimension
among the worst of their discography including all their prog shit
Darkthrone Eternal Hails
i take it back id much rather they make basic bm for all eternity than devolve into this dso bullshit
Darkthrone The Underground Resistance
marginally better than their last few releases
Darkthrone Arctic Thunder
u like zzz's? here u go bb
David Bowie Diamond Dogs
everything about this sucks
Dc Talk Jesus Freak
title is the only thing remotely interesting on this
Deathspell Omega The Synarchy of Molten Bones
all i know is im bored as hell and this is some blackened dm or some shit
Deathspell Omega Drought
this isn't any better than their main shit
Decapitated Carnival Is Forever
knife is good but the rest is empty and lolz. also the lamest cover ever
Deep Purple Shades of Deep Purple
revolutionary for 68 sure withstand the fall of time not likely
Deep Purple Deep Purple
deep purple more like deep derple am i riiiiiiiiighhhttt?? of course i am, i'm always right
Deep Purple Fireball
if i was a boomer and this was all i had to look forward to i would have ended up listening to nothing but classical my whole life
Deep Purple Burn
starts decent but then fizzles down to less than ashes with their stupid jazz crap
Deep Purple Stormbringer
total filler album, nuff said go to bed
Def Leppard Def Leppard
garbage agreed
Def Leppard Adrenalize
even for arena rock this is bad
Def Leppard Slang
slang has no bang
Def Leppard X
slappin nothin like its going out of style
Deftones Around the Fur
typical proggy nude muddle indeed with sum boobies
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist
same garbo prog nude muddle
Deftones Deftones
bloody cape is the only good track on this album
Deftones Diamond Eyes
pretty birb is the only good thing about this album
Deicide Till Death Do Us Part
damn went completely generic on this one they get bored of killing god or what
Delain Lucidity
this is some of the worst symph ive ever heard
Delain Moonbathers
nop nothing on this one
Demi Lovato Demi
has heart attack and absolutely nothing else
Demon Hunter The World Is a Thorn
this is one of the most confused albums ever. a new rhythm guitarist who well knows metals tropes pretty much takes over the album and indeed turns them into a kind of melodic thrash or thrashcore with the typical nude muddly elements, and yet this is their worst thus far. just wtf are lifewar, line, and nails, collapsing being a decent nu track and title modern thrash, but then it just gets fucking weird. just...breathe? shallow water? tho...u are these song titles and confused ass rhythm thrash with autotuned vox and disjunctured 'hooks'. by far the worst part of all this is ryan clarks vox, like wtf are u even doing, terrible singing and mid grunts with autotune fucking everywhere
Demon Hunter Outlive
any band that eliminates their mccore sound for the most part is a plus, tho they didnt rly replace it with much here, some new synths/score elements + other elec sounds. still somehow attracted to one step behind
Demon Hunter War
pretty much an even shittier version of a scar symmetry bum. or maybe better. who knows really
Demon Hunter Peace
another largely mccore less album that does have some good moments but ultimately fails to produce anything worthwhile
Die Antwoord $O$
sometimes entertaining but largely vapid electro rap typical of the genre
Die Antwoord Ten$ion
bringin their troll rap to life! i fink u freeky is almost fun but goes on for too long
Die Antwoord Mount Ninji and Da Nice Time Kid
Dimmu Borgir Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaack what happened u ruined everything
Disturbed Ten Thousand Fists
decentish nude metally hard rock but goes on for way too long cmon bro ur not writing a symphony
Disturbed Believe
i am disturbed at how boring this is
Dragoncorpse The Drakketh Saga
no. barely ever combines the two genres just alternates
Dream Theater Awake
its like they go out of their way to surround anything cool with lame ass prog n vox
Dream Theater Octavarium
some decent classic metal elements fused with lame prog and random instrumentation, terrible vox ruin anything good
Dying Fetus Reign Supreme
when u wanna be dm but the best u can do is derpcore
Ed Sheeran +
has brief moments on a team, lego and give but otherwise boring trash firmly planted in the white boy with acoustic guitar genre
Edguy Mandrake
relentless 2nd rate maiden worship save save
Eluveitie Ven
yea so the original version of this thing sucks bunghole
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
yea so this is a rap album and it sucks save go go gadget dick n ofc stil don giva fuk
Eminem The Eminem Show
the only real track here is the epic collapse like wtf
Ensiferum Dragonheads
hard to believe this crap is siffy. imagine, iron coming out a couple years before and you see the sif come out with a new ep...and its this shit. feelsbadman
Ensiferum Thalassic
an album largely ruined by the 2018+ trend of adding worthless clean singers to their entire tracklist to appear more woke or something, single rum, women, victory slaps if u ignore/delete the bitch vox. a very unfortunate edition to the vainamoinen series completely dishonouring the epicest of old men
Enslaved RIITIIR
they went nearly full prog and im bored af someone save me plz i still have like 40 mins of this ffs. edit: why does this sound like a ghost album edit2: i made it thru bros, forsaken isnt actually that bad but album sucks balls as a whole 1.5 stays
Enslaved Vertebrae
total going thru the motions album, gotta keep the progslaves happy
Enslaved In Times
this one sucks sweaty balls tho with its anime cover
Entombed Black Juju
fake entombed ep
Ethel Cain Inbred
Ethel Cain Golden Age
do ppl actually enjoy this? sound of someone falling slowly but inevitably into a pit of spikes
Evanescence Evanescence
bunch of lolroks until never go back which actually has an epic chorus, damn boring until then tho
Exodus Force of Habit
as much of a mess as the fucking picasso they decorated it with
Firewind Allegiance
its bands like this that give pm such a bad rap
Flyleaf Between the Stars
better production, crappy singer, no highlights they rly shouldnt have bothered
Flyleaf New Horizons
utter crap except broken wings no wonder they broke up before this was even released
For Today Portraits
a handful of melodies and jesus are not enough to save mccore from being mccore
For Today Ekklesia
some more than usual lolcore
Foreigner Head Games
holy crap only title has any coherence whatsoever
Franz von Suppe Leichte Kavallerie
no wonder why this shit was never popular. other than the overture and ja uns this is a total waste of time, a ton of dialogue movements that show just how trvly gross the german language is
Gamma Ray No World Order
very long, boring, shitty pm
George Frideric Handel Solomon HWV 67 Act 1
and the award for most lethargic classical work goes to....
Ghost (SWE) Prequelle
u got dance macabre and thats it
Ghost (SWE) Meliora
a few closes but this is pretty boring overall
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Yanqui U.X.O.
boring ass wannabe orchestra not even asmr worthy ffffffffffffffffff
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!
hi there i had to come up with a long crazy total nonsense band name bc MY MUSIC IS BORING AFFFFFFFFFF omg they're canadian i swear to dog im moving out going to poland cya bitches
Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage
sum gud deathrashy riffs completely obliterated by prog rhythms n sum of the most incongruous vox
Good Charlotte Good Charlotte
gc is surely the worst of the main pop punk bands, not even a single hit on dis shit
Gorguts Colored Sands
ah man they stopped trying. so much for a comeback album. battle of chamdo is a very nice instrum tho
Gorguts From Wisdom to Hate
ahh of those bands that had so much potential but went the diddly do route instead. so long, soldier
Gorillaz Demon Days
furrytronics with only the very occasional beat of interest
Grateful Dead Anthem of the Sun
typical hippie fare no substance besides lsd
Graveland The Spirit Never Dies
nothing rly all that great on either side tbh
Graveland Immortal Pride
lesser burzum with inquisition vox ugh
Graveland Dawn of Iron Blades
polish version is better
Graveland Following the Voice of Blood
a slightly better nespithe with bathory influences
Graveland Epilogue
mix of basic synth black and a crappier version of early immortal
Graveland Memory and Destiny
some shitty bathorycore. get triggered bitches. this is a nazi website for hosting this shit, not to the mention the fact that being named after a soviet space project makes the host a stalinist commie
Graveland Drunemeton
some mild wannabe burzum fillery shit
Graveland Promo June '92
bm techno?
Green Day Father of All Motherfuckers
i take it back they make 26 mins seem like an hour
Green Day Slappy
the beatles called they want their weed back
Green Day ¡UNO!
about as banal and inoffensive as you'd expect from a triple release
Guns N' Roses Civil War
an ep of largely ugly butt
Guns N' Roses G N' R Lies
and then like sabbath they took their sudden fame and fortune and immediately dumped this half baked shit on the world
HammerFall Glory to the Brave
only decentish track is dragon its all downhill from there
HammerFall Dominion
more terrible pm
Hanternoz Metal kozh
a pretty horrific rendition of sthg resembling a lofi fbm album
High Power High Power
rly bad french power/thrash metul
Hilary Duff Most Wanted
more like hilary dull, a select few tracks with real bops not what youd expect for a comp album
Immolation Here in After
imm's sophomore is a disappointing hash of subpar dm mixed with pointless prog riffs
Immolation Failures for Gods
another boring dm lite disappointment sighsighsigh
Immolation Shadows in the Light
aaaaaaand another one with nothing special about it
Immolation Acts of God
ugh yet another bore of an immolation album. goes on for too long as well like why not add some more breakdowns whydontcha
Immortal Blizzard Beasts
by far their worst not so immortal
Impending Doom There Will Be Violence
hell, title, n fear hold a degree of fun, but the rest is some of the absolute worst shit ive ever heard. most atrocious of all is the full on mccore vox instead of the respectably dmy roar on last record, n gee i wonder where he learned that from? tim attempted wife murderin lambesis ofc, casually producing this album n inserting himself on a track
Impending Doom Baptized in Filth
waaaay too many actual queezy burps. u dont sound tuff dude u sound like u need the toilet and fast. anyway what this band has turned into can be summarized as
Impending Doom Death Will Reign
the only thing making this not complete and utter shit is the piano piece at the end, which they obv didnt compose or perform themselves
Impending Doom The Sin and Doom Vol. II
unbroken is actually kind of groovy, rest is the sheer shitslop u'd expect
In Flames Trigger
the amount of disappointment in finding out reroute wasnt just a phase was tremendous
In Flames I, the Mask
latest effort is the same. our house nearly forces this to a 1
In Flames Battles
this and on sirens they finally dropped any pretense of being metallers in any form as well as thinking they were doing anything new/cool and have settled comfortably in their mainstream nu/alt rock persona. thus they get credit for being more coherent, but the music itself of course is 'ok bro'. greatest greed isn't actually bad
In Flames Reroute to Remain
so they went completely nu metal here, but it's interesting because their background results in a generally heavier sound found in nu, especially in anders' vocals. tbh with the energy they put behind it in the excitement of doing something different it's not that bad, but nothing's worth listening to in real time and it goes on for too long
In Flames Soundtrack to Your Escape
same nu metal with mdm influences jajaja
In Flames Foregone
this is the weirdest picasso of an album ive ever heard. dialogue #2 isnt bad
Inevitable End The Oculus
lets fix that avg a bit. theyve gone pretty much full grind with the dm parts in the rearview, a lot of bammybam noise without any substance, very boring
Ingranaggi Della Valle Warm Spaced Blue
prog aspects turn what would have been a great instrumental album into utter shit
Inquisition Magnificent Glorification of Lucifer
half a point for some riffs that actually make you forget about the lolvox
Inquisition Black Mass for a Mass Grave
really boring immortal with some extra diddly dos that do nothing. clearly worshipping satan all one's life takes its toll, as you not only produce utter shit but become utter shit
Iron Maiden Piece of Mind
this album would be entirely boring and pointless if it weren't for the legendary trooper
Iron Maiden Fear of the Dark
they completely drop the ball. even the couple decent tracks lack the oomph of previous album highlights
Iron Maiden Virtual XI
slightly better tracks that almost go with blaze's voice but would have been better with bruce and still poor song writing overall
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier
basic maideny tunes without any highlights, naturally too long
Iron Maiden The Book of Souls
holy fuck what a sleepy album. some goods parts on eternity n red but ffs a movie length album just to bore the fuck out of u
Iron Maiden Senjutsu
isnt completely worthless, stratego is dece, but goes on for way too long mid at best and horribly snore at worst
Janis Joplin Pearl
bitch cant sing worth shit. band is way better and the album would be vastly improved without her voice. got this crap down .1 hell yes
Job for a Cowboy Sun Eater
technical derpcore. wow
Johnny Cash Johnny Cash With His Hot And Blue Guitar
more like with his cold and floppy willy
Judas Priest Turbo
just a bunch of pop rock. they call out all the haters like me on rock you around though
Judas Priest Jugulator
owens is just as bad on vox. it's like halford and hetfield had a baby. this kinda just sucks. bullet train kind of fun
Judas Priest Angel of Retribution
eh back to the basic bitch metal with shitty vocals, too many ballads, and a lot of this just sounds like maiden's extra hidden piece of dirt
Judas Priest Redeemer of Souls
epic album cover. ah back to same old same sold. i swear to god that previous statement was a typo and yet accurate. dat 3rd track viking metal. march of the damned pretty groovy. battle cry is basically a maiden song with poorer vocals
Judas Priest Firepower
bunch of poppy hard rock/metallish songs, basically turbo v2
Kamelot The Black Halo
kamelot sucks ass and this entire album is garbo save parts of memento mori n serenade
Katatonia Viva Emptiness
katatonia and every band like it suck butt
Katatonia Night Is the New Day
opeth called, they want their album back mmk
Katatonia Sanctitude
songs be boring af but they do bring a unique vibe to the crowd and indeed everyone seems to like having the most trite lyrics droningly sung accompanied by an acoustic so
Kesha Rainbow
she seems earnest and it has an unusual variety for a pop album, its just not that good
KISS Dynasty
one big hit followed by a trail of completely forgettable airy rock nothings
how a band with such clear rockers spirit can make such shitty songs idk
Kittie Oracle
dude wtf happened. i liked it a lot better when it was about spitting on ur kitties
Korn Untouchables
some fun but mostly this korn isnt even salted
Kraftwerk Trans-Europe Express
dear god please stop talking
Krallice Wolf
rly poor ep reflecting the crap that would come shortly after
Lamb of God New American Gospel
jack of all trades, master of none
Limp Bizkit Results May Vary
damn yo limpy biz actually writing sum songz
Limp Bizkit Significant Other
radio sucks, the same fuckin songs over n over again its crap fred. had no idea they actually wrote some actual songs
Limp Bizkit Three Dollar Bill Y'all
typical nude metal
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
wtf happened. no wonder i never heard these guys again, no wonder chester did the wambam after 4 more albums of this
Linkin Park The Hunting Party
this sounds like some kids trying to sound like linkin park but with no talent
Lorde Solar Power
solar buttcheek power. why would someone call herself borde
Machine Head Burn My Eyes
korny trv trash thrash
Machine Head The Burning Red
worthless korny nude muddle omg
Machine Head Supercharger
idk another rockier better version of a korn album all blah nothin stands out save the chorus to deafening
Machine Head Through the Ashes of Empires
yet another nude muddley thrashcore abomination
Manchester Orchestra I'm Like a Virgin Losing a Child
yea this started fun and got old real fast
Maren Morris Hero
another of those dime a dozen generic country fusion bop girls that only has one impactful single n nothing else
Marilyn Manson Portrait of an American Family
typical derpy marilyn talking a big game with no hits
Marilyn Manson Heaven Upside Down
another boring ass monkey metul album
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar
hate anthem and beautiful ppl are fun but then it goes on for an hour of more gothicky korn like why
Marilyn Manson Smells Like Children
bomb jiden's favourite album
Marilyn Manson We Are Chaos
was gonna say holy shit an actually tolerable mm album but then it got fucking boring
Marilyn Manson Eat Me, Drink Me
has its moments but is pretty fucking bad. holy shit finally done with this discography
Marshmello Shockwave
so much for the upward momentum. uninspired bangarangs with way too much crap rap thrown in
Mastodon Leviathan
mastoderp likes to derp with their derpin yells n trying to not be metal
Matt Redman The Heart of Worship
yea so its bad ccm but breath is ok n title is kind of good
Mayhem Pure Fucking Armageddon
cool to hear them fooling around. kvltcvltkvltcvltkvltcvltkvltcvltkvlt
Megadeth Countdown to Extinction
every song on this album is ruined by some extraneous bullshit dave just had to inject and make too prominent, only a few good riffs in any case
Megadeth The System Has Failed
buncha mustained rock making one wonder how mdeth ever got anywhere
Megadeth United Abominations
washington isn't bad. everything else is lame though. a tout le monde is on here again for some reason, lacuna coil not really improving it
Megadeth Th1rt3en
never dead is a cool rock song but the rest is fillerzilla
Megadeth Super Collider
a few cool riffs but pretty boring and pointless filler filler filler
Megadeth Dystopia
better songwriting, but nothing exciting and some lyrics just laughable
Megadeth The Sick, the Dying... and the Dead!
except for some above average riffs on soldier on! this was mega boring. "why dont we just return to earth and let it rust in peace out here" AHAHAHAHAHAHA he did the thing
Meshuggah Immutable
a big pile of mehchuggah indeed. would get a half point or more if it didnt go on for an hour+
Metallica St. Anger
the music itself is actually quite good, thrashy and grungy, but it's brought down heavily by hetfield's shitty vocals and even shittier lyrics, invisible kid being the worst of the bunch. a damn shame, as an instrumental album it would have scored at least 3/5, but shitty clean vocals and downright retarded lyrics bring this album down
Metallica ...And Justice for All
the album they stopped making metal. welcome to the world of buttrockicka
Metallica Death Magnetic
the instrumental track was probably the best out of this incredibly boring album
Metallica Fuel
a short ep of some of their worst tracks ever
Methadone Skies Colosseus
certainly among the least of their efforts
Metric Old World Underground, Where Are You Now
this is very boring, like a slightly more active punkish bjork
Mick Gordon Doom Eternal OST
is actually pretty bad save a few tracks with a highlight in bfg division
Miseration Black Miracles And Dark Wonders
weak ass snowflake dm with horrible demon hunter cleans and prog elements
Misfits American Psycho
misfits sucks
Morbid Angel Blessed Are the Sick
total regression from their debut save ancient ones but its thrash not death, in remembrance nice little piano piece but why tho
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus
is that divine insane man trey azagthoth for allowing this midlife crisis to happen? radikult is kind of fun but yea this exists
Mortification Envision Evangelene
likewise this is about the worst thrash album ive ever heard save that random hit piece in buried and the lolfactor of noah was a knower. title is prob among the worst rendition of the crucifixion in any media, tho i do like the idea of presenting the angels' reaction and their begging god to let them smite the demons causing it
Mortification Triumph of Mercy
cool angel cover and ofc coming back to the metal world after surviving low chance leukemia is certainly a great miracle but dude u were probably being punished for creating such shit albums the past half decade. and god said, "steve, make some real shit like back in 91/92 or ur life is over." but did he obey? only in the superficial sense most so-called christians display. at war with war is actually p decent groove thrash minus the interlude in the middle, title is a great story but absolute shit track, and then u just have the same total thrash/rock crapshow as their previous 2/3/4 albums until visited angel which has a decent lead riff that ends up doing nothing bc the track as a whole is defunct
Motley Crue Dr. Feelgood
most definitely not the highlight of their discography
Motorhead Overnight Sensation
garbage album their worst yet overnight stagnation, n boy put those muttons back on
Motorhead Beer Drinkers & Hell Raisers
an annoying little bubber of an ep
Motorhead Eat the Rich
this sucks and needed a rating decrease
Muse Will of the People
mehish mellow electro bops that get continually more boring as the album goes on and its only 37 mins
My Bloody Valentine Strawberry Wine
zombie beatles
My Bloody Valentine Feed Me with Your Kiss
yea id rather not
My Bloody Valentine You Made Me Realise
chilly drone rock that doesnt do much
My Bloody Valentine Glider
n that'll finish off my exploration of this generally shit band, glider or no glider
My Chemical Romance Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys
sounds like the shadow of their former selves with some billy talent influences and a few synths cuz why not. gerards alcoholism shining thru quite nicely
My Dying Bride Feel the Misery
feel the misery? all i feel is cringe
Neurosis A Sun That Never Sets
absolutely badass cover but same ol' neuro with the zzz taking down the ooo
Neurosis Times of Grace
occasionally decent moments but the same borefest that is neuriqless
Neurosis Fires Within Fires
moar banal asmr riffs for all u depressed losers out there
Neurosis Honor Found in Decay
huff puff...finally made it thru of the worst bands ever...this album not any better...*vomits*
Nightwish Once
only tracks worthwhile here are nemo and parts of ghost love
Nightwish Dark Passion Play
this is some boring ass symph rock yo, no wonder tarja left, sum grooves on byebye n amaranth n thats it
Nightwish The Islander
islander is one of their worst songs, redeemed somewhat by the instrums
Nightwish Imaginaerum
An old man gets naked and kisses a model doll in his attic. It's half-light and he's in tears. When he finally comes his eyes are cascading
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile
long and freaking boring. ur not depressed bro ur possessed by total fucking ennui
Ninjaspy Spüken
am not impressed with this proggy nudecore
Nirvana In Utero
the logical course after becoming a tour de force is to put a lot of effort into creating the most generic album possible. some good moments on apprentice and heart but that's it
Nokturnal Mortum Twilightfall
an embarrassing effort for the nokt, sounds like rob darken wrote the album
Nokturnal Mortum The Taste Of Victory
this ones lame as fuck tho
Norther Circle Regenerated
worst norther for sure. kind of like break but it also sounds like a flames song so
Obituary Frozen in Time
barely passable deathrash i guess rly not much to it
Obituary Inked in Blood
among their crappier deathrash almost rock releases
Obliteration Black Death Horizon
another boring wannabe dm album. they get some credit for adding a couple extra things
Obliteration Nekropsalms
just some run of the mill stale dm
Obscura Cosmogenesis
obscura 2.0 agreed
Obscure Sphinx Void Mother
some interesting moments but mostly just a slow wave mccore band pretending to be metal with some stereotypically egyptian influences. naturally it goes on for way too long as well
Opeth Ghost Reveries
ive always liked akerfeldt's growls and there's undeniably gnarly riffage but the cleans and slow boring sections that go on forever take it down a lot. album would be vastly superior with those things edited out even though it'd only be about 24 mins afterward. i did an edit of ghost of perdition cutting out all the shitty parts and got it down to a good 6:53 and OMFG IT SOUNDS SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER
Opeth Heritage
a couple interesting bits near the end just barely saved this from total annihilation
Opeth In Cauda Venenum
another album that just saves itself from total annihilation with some decent jams at the end
Opeth Sorceress
has some decent rhythms but for the most part just happy to be done with this shit band
Ozzy Osbourne Blizzard of Ozz
garbage rock songs. id say shouldve stuck with sabbath but they sucked all ass by this time too
Panic! at the Disco Pretty. Odd.
pretty bad, pretty sad, pretty meh, pretty bleh, pretty same, pretty lame
Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill
tryhard metallica over here be like
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
the only thing worse than tapped out metallica is imitating tapped out metallica
Periphery Periphery IV: Hail Stan
glorified mccore with opeth and emo rock influences. half a point for some parts that sound good
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal
some fun melo sections in the first half that dwindle off into regular core
Pharaoh Be Gone
taking some of the worst riffs of pm n mdm with fucking m shadows on vox and this is what u get. be gone bitch be gone
Phinehas thegodmachine
Phish A Picture of Nectar
started good but got real fukin boring halfway through
Phish Fuego
some decent chill tracks but also largely filler
Phish The Story of the Ghost
nothing special on this album with one of the most hideous album covers
Phish Round Room
eh nothing notable about this one
Phish Farmhouse
finally done this horseshit
Phoenecia Brownout
old robots fucking
Pixies Beneath the Eyrie Demos, Pt. 1
yea they shouldnt have released this
Possessed Beyond the Gates
intro is hauntingly melodic. the rest is basic thrash except for some random doodly-dos on tribulation and title, ones on title sounding like the ring of an old telephone (bet that's what they are). vocals are annoying. really big disappointment after the masterpiece that is seven churches
Possessed The Eyes of Horror
good thing they broke up or we'd have yet another thrash band with a slew of shitty albums
Possessed Demo 1993
and then they went full suck suck garbo like wtf
Possessed Demo 1991
yeah this one sucks butt how can the original dm band be so polarized
Power Quest Sixth Dimension
bottom of the barrel pm they barely tried
Primitive Graven Image Psychedelic Episodes (Observations On Death And De
shitty shitty derpspell beta worship sssssssssssssssmh
Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork
drony lazy without any butt but some manson
Quo Vadis Defiant Imagination
holy shit i only dont 1 this bc silence storm is good minus the interlude. i hate prog and the mccore influence so much omg
Rebecca Black Let Her Burn
better than all the depressy 2020s shit anyway
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
has dani n thats it. what a waste of time
Regurgitation Clitoraldectomy
some rly shitty bdm
Reincarnation Void
this is some boring sleepy shit yo. is this even death metal? more like asmr white noise with some guitar parts in between
Relient K Five Score and Seven Years Ago
forgiven is the only worthwhile track with bite a runnerup but the retarded lyrics ruin it
Rush Permanent Waves
i mean its rush, freewill is prob the best song, but ultimately boring n geddys annoying high pitched voice ruins most of whats good trv rating 1.5
Sakis Tolis Among the Fires of Hell
bruh i wasnt even wrong this is straight up just a mild guitar driven film score
Scar Symmetry Holographic Universe
a shitty conglomeration of autotuned annoyingly high pitched cleans, mccore song structures, and riffs consisting entirely of bridge sections
Scar Symmetry Dark Matter Dimensions
same scene edging crap as holo but with more mechuggah
Scar Symmetry The Unseen Empire
amorphis without the atmosphere or talent
Scorpions Virgin Killer
one of the most illegal album covers ever just to promote some of the worst rock of all time. all u nazi hunters out there better not support this band or rca ffs, also not surprised for certain users it doesnt "get that much to my nerves" LMAO krazytom u win best soundoff oty
Scorpions Fly to the Rainbow
has its moments but only marginally better than their joke of a debut
Scorpions In Trance
other than dark lady just the same prog rock horseshit
Selena Gomez Revival
i have no talent so heres me naked
Skillet Invincible
ok but this one just sucks and goes on for way too long. also that cover wtf
Skrillex Quest for Fire
it made me dance, put ants in my pants
Slayer Seasons in the Abyss
vox are better but other than war ensemble pretty damn boring/generic
Slayer God Hates Us All
slayer x korn works in some places like disciple but inevitably quite boring
Slayer Eternal Pyre
same boring slayer with araya's annoying ass shouts
Slipknot Iowa
s/t but weaker. ugh scratch that this bore goes on for way too long
Slipknot Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
on one hand the closest to metal slipknot ever got, on the other a rough sample of the generic monotony that was to come. also welding sounds
Soilwork Steelbath Suicide
dt flames n carcass worship but without any of their talent save carcass cause carcass sucks ass
Soilwork Overgivenheten
a mccore/nude muddle version of a dt album. the occasional bm section doesnt forgive it
Solution .45 Nightmares in the Waking State, Pt. 2
shitty demon hunter metal part 2
Sortilege Métamorphose
some very bad french power metal
Sortilege Phoenix
french power metal...sounds just as bad as it sounds
Soundtrack (Video Game) Super Mario Sunshine
honestly annoying af outside the game (and often inside) save pianta village band which i would sometimes just chill listening to it
Spawn of Possession Cabinet
eh completely forgettable techdeth indistinguishable from the rabid swamp
Spawn of Possession Incurso
typical average garbodeth save apparition. doesn't save it though
Spice Girls Spice
the trv grl power pop that is wannabe followed by a whole lot of fock all
Stabbing Westward Chasing Ghosts
mid af lectrypop rocks
Stephane Hirondelle Drama - Atmospheric Piano
was hoping this would be a bunch of cool piano pieces but its just the same drony shit all centering on an annoying c key
Superchick Last One Picked
save for a few moments this one is pretty cringebait however
Sylvaine Wistful
this is the worst of the blackgaze bands surely
Tarja Turunen My Winter Storm
rather somnolent, but the poison cover was an incongruently welcome surprise
Taylor Swift 1989
some good beats on style, all you had, and wish you would, not that she had anything to do with those. excellent choral melody in blank space and out of the woods is solid. shake just pisses me off and i condemn all radio stations and valley girls blasting it. everything else is the shameless filler typical on any pop album, would be better if she had a stronger voice. lmao still sounds like starbucks lovers even on her voice memo
Taylor Swift Fearless (Taylor’s Version)
original version sounds much better, rating is for new tracks
Taylor Swift Taylor Swift
i mean, teenage girl, country least the production is good
Taylor Swift Speak Now
mostly either cringey or boring, shows she should have never done the country thing, but enchanted is nice, revenge for some speed, and last kiss almost hits its mark
Taylor Swift Midnights
i like when she says fuck n shit n dick
The Beatles Please Please Me
first few songs are decent but even in 63 they had that let it slump to filler until waking you up again with the indelible twist n shout
The Beatles A Hard Day's Night
infinitely better than their later shit, this album features wisps of what would later become the rocker's spirit
The Beatles Beatles for Sale
some decent flicks but they ruin it in the second half
The Beatles Yellow Submarine
being a film score scores half a point for instrums and classical borrowing but all u need and title are sins against all that is music
The Birthday Massacre Hide and Seek
how did they get so fking boring
The Birthday Massacre Under Your Spell
damn 3 years later and they went back to being bored af
The Birthday Massacre Diamonds
another torpid bore but finally get sum riffs in the last couple tracks
The Black Keys El Camino
everyone remember when all u could hear in 2011-12 was what a lonely boy these losers are? other than a few portions on that n submarine this is filled with overdone hippie shit
The Dear Hunter Act V: Hymns with the Devil in Confessional
indie ghost...? eh i guess its not 1 bad
The Rolling Stones Black and Blue
continues the trend of funk/reggae but again nothing worth listening to
The Rolling Stones It's Only Rock 'n' Roll
a few energetic eh rock songs here and they started using funk/reggae riffs but certainly nothing enticing
The Rolling Stones Dirty Work
yet another album of pop rock nothings
The Rolling Stones Blue and Lonesome
shitty modern stones album is shitty modern stones album. hopefully the last one, but knowing the relentless masturbation of the pop rock industry even when jagger dies they'll likely release about a thousand posthumous records of w/e the fuck they find lying around
The Rolling Stones Their Satanic Majesties Request
more herpaderpin rock bongz
The Rolling Stones Between the Buttons
first full all stones album is a lot better than their shitty covers but nothing too interesting besides the everpresent ruby tuesday
The Rolling Stones December's Children (And Everybody's)
the more the write their own songs the better the album is. got cloud n tears on this one
The Rolling Stones 12 x 5
slightly better song selection
The Rolling Stones A Bigger Bang
too long n too many tracks but streets of love is a jam
The Tragically Hip Fully Completely
how this band ever made it out of my home country i have no idea
Theory of a Deadman The Truth Is...
pretty bad. generic generic rock, painfully radio rendered
Thomas Rhett Life Changes
eh typical country pop bops. weird how this has no attention craving u has been playing nonstop here for years
Thousand Foot Krutch The Flame in All of Us
falls apart is decently fun followed by a whole lot of genfillr
Tom Cardy Big Dumb Idiot
gets old real damn fast
Tool Undertow
funky new metal is cool. vox only sound good when he's in a passion, don't care for the overly slow/silent bits goes on for too long, last track nearly puts this at a 1
Tool Fear Inoculum
a wait worse than wintersun for a movie length album. has a few decent elements but it's nothing no one else has done before cmon guys theyve never made metal
Tourniquet Psycho Surgery
for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of god. and the serpent offered the prog apple to eve, and she ate of it, and now prog clutches the heart of mortal man and he dies
Training for Utopia Plastic Soul Impalement
holy shit demon hunter used to make actual mccore thank god they stopped
Trespasser (SWE) Ἀ​Π​Ο​Κ​Ά​Λ​Υ​Ψ​Ι​Σ
rly lame mdm covered in thinly veiled and poorly done blackface. whats with going from russian to greek?
Tristania World of Glass
very boring, a few good violin sections and dece instrumentation but no coherence whatsoever, just slap it together joe. they died without morten
Twisted Sister Stay Hungry
even the hits only scrape the barrier of mildly interesting
Ulcerate Everything Is Fire
the beginning of drown within started with that slow ambient riffage only a few bands do so well, i thought hey maybe this is only a slight proggy/techdeth album and it actually deserves all the attention. then their true intentions hit and they blurred straight into the indistinguishable desert that is the techdeth empire. also way to pick the bottom of the barrel for your band name. o snap ulcers, so scary, next we'll have gout and ingrown toenail
Ulcerate The Destroyers of All
some very snoozy dm
Ulcerate Stare Into Death and Be Still
started good but went on for too long omg so much filler
Ulver Kveldssanger
Underoath Erase Me
well they werent wrong, dumping christ def improved their creativity - from mccore to generic pop rocks
Unleashed As Yggdrasil Trembles
a terrible album. same motions going thrash with tons of banal uninspired anti christian lyrics. evil dead cover is total shit too
Unleashed No Sign of Life
pretty bad. just the same rehashed more thrashish deathrash but with better prod
Unleashed Hammer Battalion
this one's quite boring tho. mix of discount aa and just bleh deathrash
Unleashed Victory
a heavily discounted vader
Unleashed Dawn of the Nine
this band is amon amarth if they spent their money on meth instead of business
Unleashed Where No Life Dwells
sum rly bad deaf metul
Van Halen A Different Kind of Truth
like the energy on these old dudes but the songs suck. also dat tryin the yungin's muzik on honeybabysweetiedoll lololol
Van Halen Women and Children First
meh rock songs that sound like washed out versions of later metal
Van Halen Fair Warning
pretty boring and forgettable
Van Halen Zero
an hour and a half of the worst rock ever recorded
Venom The Waste Lands
the demolition man albums suck
Vesania Deus Ex Machina
this is the stupidest thing ive ever heard
Voivod Nothingface
knows followed by a whole bunch of droning butt rock
Volbeat Outlaw Gentlemen & Shady Ladies
has fuck all but lola montez is a 4.5
Volbeat Beyond Hell/Above Heaven
again just a warriors call on this
Volbeat Guitar Gangsters & Cadillac Blood
literally just has still counting like wtf
Walk the Moon Talking is Hard
some almost good pop pops followed by stagnant bores
Wilderun Veil of Imagination
sir i ordered some epic folk not fucking opeth
Wilderun Olden Tales and Deathly Trails
nothing but rehashings of the worst parts of folk/mdm, the palpably mediocre siffy worship is cringe af
Within Temptation The Unforgiving
sounds just like it looks
Within Temptation Resist
its always a temptation for a symph band to go full poo (ahahahaha typo for pop im keeping it) and clearly they could not resist and this album serves as a beacon for every other symph band not to follow in their footsteps
Wolves in the Throne Room Celestite
jokes on you bitch theres no sound in space
Xandria Kill the Sun
this whole thing sucks except forever n isis
xSPONGEXCOREx Sweet Robot Krabz
pretty boring but reminds of the trv pathos in mr krabs pain at the anguish of his cash register about to be destroyed
Young Thug JEFFERY
generic modern crap rap idk how u can even distinguish this from any other
Zao Where Blood and Fire Bring Rest
acceptable deathish vox do nothing to recover the progcore disaster. LMAO @ adding a 7 min basic chord piano instrum to make up time
ZZ Top Tres Hombres
la grange. that is all

1.0 awful
2Pac Pac's Life
i take it back. thi