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5.0 classic
Biglietto per l'Inferno Biglietto per l'inferno
Chambers La Mano Sinistra
Consorzio Suonatori Indipendenti Linea Gotica
Converge Jane Doe
Daughters You Won't Get What You Want
Fucked Up Year of the Pig
Husker Du Zen Arcade
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Philip Glass Koyaanisqatsi
My rating is referred to the 1998 version. Stellar work, from the ambient synthesizers to the choir and string arrangements, epic and otherworldly.
Picchio dal Pozzo Picchio dal Pozzo
The National Boxer
Van der Graaf Generator Pawn Hearts

4.5 superb
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead Tao of the Dead
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead Source Tags and Codes
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead Tao of the Dead Part III
Afterhours Padania
Aidan Knight Small Reveal
AJJ Knife Man
Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso Darwin!
Baroness Red Album
Baroness Blue Record
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica
Cardiacs Archive Cardiacs
Celtic Frost Monotheist
Comus First Utterance
What I don't like about freak records is that they often tend to be freaky all along, which I find tiresome on the long run. This album never does it though, quite the opposite, it always takes its time to take a running start, and when it blasts, it blasts hard, but it never wears out its welcome. Match this with an exquisitly British instrumentation, and you got yourself the ultimate psych folk record. I rate this 4.5, but it's probably a bit more. As I side note, I happen to be among the few people who discovered Opeth through this band, rather than the other way around.
Crash of Rhinos Knots
Melodic and pleasant like emo is, and well-thought and intricate like prog is. A perfect balance between two very distant universes.
Cult of Luna Somewhere Along the Highway
Cymbals Eat Guitars LOSE
Daughters Daughters
Death Cab for Cutie Transatlanticism
Deathspell Omega Paracletus
Deathspell Omega Fas - Ite, Maledicti, In Ignem Aeternum
Deathspell Omega Drought
Drive Like Jehu Yank Crime
Christianity has the bible, post hardcore has this album. ROME PLOWS!
Elio e le Storie Tese Studentessi
The first two minutes in "Plafone" outrun 90% of the Italian prog scene in the seventies. Arrangement-wise, this is their best album, their musicanship shines.
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini
Fabrizio De Andre Non al denaro non all'amore né al cielo
Flotation Toy Warning The Machine That Made Us
Fucked Up Year of the Dragon
Gentle Giant Octopus
Have a Nice Life Deathconsciousness
Intronaut The Direction of Last Things
Leave this album some time, and it will probably be remembered as some of the finest prog metal ever.
ISIS Panopticon
Jethro Tull Thick as a Brick
Julius Eastman Unjust Malaise
Khanate Things Viral
King Creosote and Jon Hopkins Diamond Mine Jubilee Edition
King Crimson Red
Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat Hewers of Wood and Drawers of Water
La Quiete La fine non è la fine
Lino Capra Vaccina Antico Adagio
A great forgotten pearl in vibraphone-driven minimalism! This album has been reissued in 2014 with four bonus tracks, and it's even more worth its price! Get it if you are into minimalism, you will love it!r
Marnero Il sopravvissuto
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Mastodon Leviathan
Mouse On The Keys Sezession
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
NOFX The Decline
Opeth Blackwater Park
Perturbazione In circolo
Pink Floyd Meddle
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Sigh Imaginary Sonicscape
Snarky Puppy Ground UP
Soft Machine Third
Steve Reich Music for 18 Musicians
My rating is referred to the 2015 version performed by Ensemble Signal.r
Sufjan Stevens Carrie and Lowell
Sufjan Stevens Illinois
Sufjan Stevens Michigan
The Black Heart Procession 2
The Dave Brubeck Quartet Time Out
The National Alligator
Triptykon Eparistera Daimones
Ulver Shadows of the Sun
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
Ulver The Norwegian National Opera
This has got to be the best concert ever recorded. All the songs were rearranged to fit a common mood, and the way they were adapted to create a dynamic continuum is masterful and never fails to deliver an intense atmosphere.

4.0 excellent
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead Worlds Apart
Afterhours Hai paura del buio?
AJJ People Who Can Eat People are the Luckiest People
Alcest Écailles De Lune
Alexis Marshall House of Lull. House of When
Altar of Plagues White Tomb
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury
Apollyon Sun Sub
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Ayreon The Human Equation
Azure Emote Chronicles of an Aging Mammal
Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso
Banco Del Mutuo Soccorso Io Sono Nato Libero
Baroness Yellow and Green
I'm very conflicted with this rating, because Yellow is probably my favorite album by Baroness. It's a 4.5, it's like classic Baroness with heavy Pink Floyd influences and the dynamic variations their music really needed, but on the other hand Green is barely a 3.0, it's a good introduction with half an hour of filler after it.rI give it a 4.0 because I really like yellow and it's usually the only one I listen to.
Baroness Purple
Batushka Litourgiya
Baustelle Fantasma
Behemoth The Satanist
Black Midi Schlagenheim
Bright Eyes I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning
Brunori Sas Vol. 2 - Poveri Cristi
Built to Spill Keep It Like a Secret
Cardiacs Sing to God
Cave In Jupiter
Charles Mingus Mingus Ah Um
Circus Movin' On
Cobalt Gin
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Crywank Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday And Everyday Is Stupid
While I do agree with much of the criticism, there are things worth appreciating in this album... But it takes somebody who's very self-conscious about his shittyness, and I happen to be a guy just like that. Great album for worthless scum, if you fucking suck as a human being like I do, give this album a try, it will temorarily sooth your pain.
Dargen D'Amico Nostalgia istantanea
Darkspace Dark Space III
Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Death in June But, What Ends When the Symbols Shatter?
Deathspell Omega The Furnaces of Palingenesia
Deathspell Omega Kenose
Delta Sleep Management
Descendents Everything Sucks
Drive Like Jehu Drive Like Jehu
Edge of Sanity Crimson
Eels Electro-Shock Blues
Elder (USA-MA) Lore
Eleventh He Reaches London Hollow Be My Name
Elliott Smith Either/Or
Estradasphere Palace Of Mirrors
Fabrizio De Andre Tutti morimmo a stento
Fine Before You Came Ormai
Fluxus Pura lana vergine
For some reason, I thought that this album was historical, a classic, and that there was a dedicated cult following. I was apparently wrong, since I'm the only idiot rating it.
Flying Lotus Cosmogramma
Fucked Up The Chemistry of Common Life
Fugazi The Argument
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World
Grateful Dead Live/Dead
Guided by Voices Bee Thousand
Husker Du New Day Rising
Husker Du Metal Circus
I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness Dust
Imperial Triumphant Vile Luxury
Imperial Triumphant Alphaville
Intronaut Prehistoricisms
ISIS Oceanic
Jason Isbell Southeastern
Jethro Tull Songs from the Wood
John Coltrane Giant Steps
Kamasi Washington The Epic
Kayo Dot Choirs of the Eye
Kayo Dot Hubardo
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
King Crimson Radical Action To Unseat The Hold Of Monkey Mind
King Crimson In the Wake of Poseidon
Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat An Interlude to the Outermost
Komar, Melamid and Dave Soldier People's Choice Music
If you can accept that ironic love is indeed love, then I absolutely love this.
Kosmophobia Kosmophobia
La Macabra Moka Ammazzacaffè
Late of the Pier Fantasy Black Channel
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
Low I Could Live in Hope
Lubomyr Melnyk Three Solo Pieces
Lullaby for the Working Class Blanket Warm
Malnatt Principia Discordia
Marta Sui Tubi Sushi & Coca
Massimo Volume Lungo i bordi
Massimo Volume Cattive abitudini
I should have seen these fuckers five days ago but it didn't happen because of covid-19 well THANK YOU OBAMA MUCH APPRECIATED smh
Mastodon Cold Dark Place
Mastodon Remission
maudlin of the Well Bath
Mgla Exercises in Futility
Modena City Ramblers Riportando tutto a casa
Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West
Mount Eerie A Crow Looked At Me
Mount Eerie Lost Wisdom
Mouse On The Keys An Anxious Object
Mouse On The Keys Machinic Phylum
Murder by Death Bitter Drink, Bitter Moon
Museo Rosenbach Zarathustra
Neurosis A Sun That Never Sets
NichelOdeon Il gioco del silenzio
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Skeleton Tree
NOFX The Greatest Songs Ever Written (By Us)
NoMeansNo Wrong
Obsidian Kingdom Mantiis
Operaja Criminale Roma, guanti e argento
Opeth Watershed
Oranssi Pazuzu Muukalainen Puhuu
Orphaned Land Mabool (The Story of the Three Sons...)
Orphaned Land The Never Ending Way Of ORwarriOR
Pink Floyd Atom Heart Mother
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Pink Floyd Animals
Pink Floyd The Wall
Pink Floyd The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
Pino Palladino and Blake Mills Notes With Attachments
Plebeian Grandstand Rien ne suffit
Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet
Protomartyr Relatives in Descent
Punch Brothers The Phosphorescent Blues
Some songs like "I Blew It Off" and "Magnet" break the quality continuum of this record by bringing some more dance-oriented tunes, but when this album shines, it really shines. Some songs like Familiarity, Julep or the last couple of songs are top-tier compositions backed with masterful recording and mixing. Any fan of folk music with a taste for prog and unusual song structures should check this out.
Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork
Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime
Radiohead OK Computer
Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool
Red Krayola The Parable of Arable Land
Refused The Shape of Punk to Come
Rolo Tomassi Time Will Die And Love Will Bury It
Rx Bandits ...And the Battle Begun
Samael Ceremony Of Opposites
Samsara Blues Experiment Long Distance Trip
Schammasch Triangle
Sigur Ros Agætis byrjun
Slint Spiderland
Snarky Puppy We Like It Here
Social Distortion Greatest Hits
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation
Steven Wilson Hand. Cannot. Erase.
Storm{O} Sospesi Nel Vuoto Bruceremo In Un Attimo
Sun Kil Moon Benji
"My friend died, my dog died, my former lover died, oh hey I got a blowjob, my brother died, luv my parents, my cousin died". Great album!
Sun Kil Moon Ghosts of the Great Highway
Swans The Seer
Swans Soundtracks for the Blind
Tangerine Dream Zeit
Tenhi Maaaet
The Angels of Light How I Loved You
The Clash London Calling
The Dillinger Escape Plan Dissociation
The Dismemberment Plan Change
The Dismemberment Plan Emergency & I
The Flaming Lips Embryonic
The Lonely Heart Show Hope in Shadows
The Magnetic Fields 69 Love Songs
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath
The Microphones The Glow Pt. 2
The Microphones Microphones in 2020
The Mountain Goats The Sunset Tree
The Offspring Ixnay on the Hombre
The Pax Cecilia Blessed Are The Bonds
The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower Dissertation, Honey
The Residents Meet the Residents
The Residents Commercial Album
The Residents Not Available
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra Fuck Off Get Free We Pour Light on Everything
These New Puritans Field of Reeds
This Heat Deceit
Tim Hecker Ravedeath, 1972
Tiny Hazard Tiny Hazard
Today Is the Day Willpower
toe The Book About My Idle Plot on a Vague Anxiety
Tom Waits Rain Dogs
Triptykon Melana Chasmata
Tristan Perich 1-Bit Symphony
Ulver Messe I.X-VI.X
Ulver Blood Inside
Unexpect In a Flesh Aquarium
Uochi Toki Libro Audio
Uochi Toki Cuore Amore Errore Disintegrazione
Vampillia Alchemic Heart
Van der Graaf Generator H to He, Who Am the Only One
Verdena Miami Safari EP
Why? Alopecia
Wrekmeister Harmonies You've Always Meant So Much To Me
Yakuza Way of the Dead
Zen Circus Andate Tutti Affanculo
Zeus! Opera
Zu Carboniferous

3.5 great
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead Madonna
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead The Century of Self
65daysofstatic The Fall of Math
A Winged Victory for the Sullen A Winged Victory for the Sullen
AFI All Hallow's E.P.
AFI The Art of Drowning
Afterhours Ballate per piccole iene
Afterhours Folfiri o Folfox
Against Me! Reinventing Axl Rose
Against Me! New Wave
Against Me! Transgender Dysphoria Blues
AJJ Can't Maintain
AJJ Live At The Crescent Ballroom
Alamaailman Vasarat Kaarmelautakunta
Alcest Souvenirs D'Un Autre Monde
American Football American Football
As the Sun Sets Each Individual Voice Is Dead in the Silence
Bad Religion New Maps of Hell
Bad Religion No Control
Baustelle La Malavita
Behemoth I Loved You at Your Darkest
Big Heart Machine Big Heart Machine
Billy Talent Billy Talent
Bon Iver Bon Iver, Bon Iver
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Brand New Science Fiction
Broken Social Scene You Forgot It in People
Built to Spill Perfect from Now On
Burzum Filosofem
Buzzcocks Singles Going Steady
Cherubs Heroin Man
Conor Oberst Ruminations
Converge Axe to Fall
Converge The Dusk in Us
Cows Cunning Stunts
Crash of Rhinos Distal
Crippled Black Phoenix Great Escape
Cursive The Ugly Organ
Daniel Johnston Fun
Darkthrone Transilvanian Hunger
Daughters Hell Songs
Deathspell Omega The Synarchy of Molten Bones
Deathspell Omega Si Monvmentvm Reqvires Circvmspice
Deep Purple Deep Purple In Rock
Descendents Cool to Be You
Descendents Milo Goes to College
Dire Straits Brothers in Arms
Discordance Axis The Inalienable Dreamless
I was excited at first but the novelty wore off after five listens or so. I don't get why this record is considered so emblematic for grindcore: the good parts, like the original and sometimes jazzy guitar riffs, are not typical of the genre, but the album is great nontheless.
Dropkick Murphys The Meanest of Times
Drug Church CHEER
East of the Wall The Apologist
Elder (USA-MA) Reflections of a Floating World
Electric Light Orchestra Eldorado
Electric President S/T
Elephant Tree (CH) On the Spot
Music is decent but the saxphonist turns me on like crazy. My father even said that al g'ha na lpa che la finis p.
Ephel Duath The Painter's Palette
Failure Fantastic Planet
Failure In The Future Your Body Will Be The Furthest Thing From Your Mind
Fine Before You Came Sfortuna
Fine Before You Came Quassù c'è quasi tutto
Fleet Foxes Helplessness Blues
Flogging Molly Drunken Lullabies
Four Tet There is Love in You
Francesco Guccini Radici
Fucked Up Year of the Ox
Fucked Up David Comes to Life
Fucked Up Dose Your Dreams
shiiiet I had low expectations for this, but after that soundoff that furpa wrote I'm hyped!
Fugazi Red Medicine
Fugazi Repeater
Fugazi 13 Songs
Fuzzy Lights Twin Feathers
Genghis Tron Board Up the House
Gentle Giant Acquiring the Taste
Giovanni Truppi Poesia e Civiltà
Glass Beach The First Glass Beach Album
Gorguts Colored Sands
Gorguts Pleiades' Dust
Have a Nice Life The Unnatural World
I Ratti della Sabina Circobirò
Il Teatro degli Orrori Dell'impero delle tenebre
Intronaut Fluid Existential Inversions
Japandroids Celebration Rock
Johnny Cash American IV: The Man Comes Around
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Polygondwanaland
Klabautamann Merkur
Kvelertak Meir
Kvelertak Kvelertak
Kylesa Static Tensions
Le Orme Uomo di pezza
Le Orme Collage
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
Mapuche (ITA) L'uomo nudo
Marta Sui Tubi Carne con gli occhi
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun
Matt Elliott Drinking Songs
Mgla With Hearts Toward None
Minutemen Double Nickels on the Dime
Mirrorthrone Carriers of Dust
Mission of Burma Vs.
Mission of Burma Signals, Calls, and Marches
Modest Mouse Good News for People Who Love Bad News
Modest Mouse This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
Motorpsycho The Death Defying Unicorn
Motta La Fine Dei Vent'anni
Mouse On The Keys The Flowers of Romance
Mr. Bungle California
Murder by Death Who Will Survive and What Will Be Left of Them?
Murder by Death The Other Shore
Nails Unsilent Death
Nick Drake Pink Moon
No One Knows What The Dead Think No One Knows What The Dead Think
No Use for a Name All The Best Songs
NOFX Wolves in Wolves' Clothing
NOFX Punk in Drublic
Oceansize Frames
Offlaga Disco Pax Socialismo Tascabile
Okkervil River The Stage Names
Osanna Palepoli
Pavement Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
Persefone Core
Peter Broderick Home
Porcupine Tree In Absentia
Porcupine Tree Stupid Dream
Porcupine Tree Recordings
Porcupine Tree Lightbulb Sun
Progenie Terrestre Pura U.M.A.
Propagandhi How to Clean Everything
Q and Not U No Kill No Beep Beep
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
Radiohead Kid A
Radiohead In Rainbows
Rancid ...And Out Come the Wolves
Revocation Great Is Our Sin
Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness
Robert Wyatt Rock Bottom
Rolo Tomassi Grievances
Rx Bandits Covers EP
Rx Bandits Mandala
Samael Blood Ritual
Samael Above
Savant ISM
Sebadoh Bakesale
Shiner Lula Divinia
Shirukume Speaking In Colours
Sigur Ros Takk...
Solstafir Svartir Sandar
Spiritualized Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space
Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing (And Other Stories)
Storm{O} Ere
Subhumans From the Cradle to the Grave
Swans To Be Kind
Swans The Great Annihilator
Swans White Light From the Mouth of Infinity
Swervedriver Mezcal Head
System of a Down Toxicity
Taake Noregs Vaapen
Tame Impala Innerspeaker
Tame Impala Lonerism
The Afghan Whigs Gentlemen
The Angels of Light New Mother
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer
The Gaslight Anthem The '59 Sound
The Jesus Lizard Liar
The Jesus Lizard Goat
The Mountain Goats Tallahassee
The Mountain Goats Goths
The National High Violet
This album gets on my nerves because it has some of The National's best songs ever (Bloodbuzz Ohio and Lemonworld, to name a few), but they are diluted in the mediocrity of the many filler moments. Pretty good, but nothing like their previous two masterpieces.
The National Trouble Will Find Me
The National The Virginia EP
The Ocean Pelagial
The Offspring Smash
The Samuel Jackson Five The Samuel Jackson Five
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
The Tangent A Place in the Queue
The Taxpayers God, Forgive These Bastards
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico
The Who Tommy
The Who Who's Next
The Who Quadrophenia
The World Is a Beautiful Place... Whenever, If Ever
These New Puritans Inside the Rose
These New Puritans Hidden
Tim Hecker Virgins
Tool Lateralus
Totem Skin Weltschmerz
Tre Allegri Ragazzi Morti La Seconda Rivoluzione Sessuale
Trespass (ISR) Morning Lights
This Israeli trio pretty much released a forgotten milestone in modern baroque prog rock. The hammond organ sounds awesome, the bass lines are intricate and the songs never get stale (though they're just a trio, there is so much instrumentation in this album that I wonder how they can play it live), absolutely zero boredom. The title track is an over 20 minute long masterly crafted suite, and the dynamic variations are among the best. If you love baroque prog you MUST listen to this record, probably one of the best ones ever made within the genre. Too bad I'm not too much of a fan of baroque stuff, or I would like this record even more.
Ulver Kveldssanger
Unwound Leaves Turn Inside You
Uochi Toki Laze Biose
Vali Skogslandskap
Van der Graaf Generator Godbluff
Ved Buens Ende Written In Waters
Weakling Dead as Dreams
Weezer Weezer
Wrekmeister Harmonies Then It All Came Down
Yakuza Samsara
Yes Close to the Edge

3.0 good
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead X: The Godless Void and Other Stories
65daysofstatic Wild Light
A Perfect Circle Mer de Noms
AFI Sing the Sorrow
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain
Agalloch Marrow of the Spirit
Alkaline Trio Crimson
Anti-Flag The Terror State
Anti-Flag For Blood and Empire
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works 85-92
Arcade Fire Funeral
Bad Religion The Gray Race
Bad Religion The Empire Strikes First
Bark Psychosis Hex
Baroness First & Second
Big Black Atomizer
Billy Talent Billy Talent II
Blut Aus Nord The Work Which Transforms God
Brand New Daisy
Breathe Owl Breathe Magic Central
Bright Eyes Fevers & Mirrors
Cave In Antenna
Cave In Final Transmission
Celtic Frost To Mega Therion
Celtic Frost Into the Pandemonium
Chambers Colpi scapoli
clipping. There Existed an Addiction to Blood
Cloud Nothings Attack on Memory
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
Converge You Fail Me Redux
Crippled Black Phoenix Ellengaest
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky
Dead Can Dance Within the Realm of a Dying Sun
Dead Skeletons Dead Magick
Deafheaven Sunbather
Deep Purple Machine Head
Deftones Koi No Yokan
Desaparecidos Read Music/Speak Spanish
Descendents ALL
Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me
Dreamshade To the Edge of Reality
Dropkick Murphys The Warrior's Code
Earth Angels of Darkness, Demons of Light I
East of the Wall Ressentiment
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Brain Salad Surgery
Enslaved In Times
Enslaved The Sleeping Gods
Envy Recitation
Estradasphere Buck Fever
Ex Eye Ex Eye
Explosions in the Sky Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die...
Explosions in the Sky All of a Sudden, I Miss Everyone
Fall of Efrafa Owsla
Fast Animals And Slow Kids Cavalli
Fast Animals And Slow Kids Questo è un Cioccolatino
Floating Points Elaenia
Flogging Molly Float
Flogging Molly Swagger
Frightened Rabbit The Midnight Organ Fight
Fucked Up Year of the Rat
Fucked Up Year of the Snake
Gang of Youths Go Farther in Lightness
A very nice collection of motivational quotes.
Genesis The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
Ghost (SWE) Meliora
Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous
Gojira Magma
Have a Nice Life Sea of Worry
Hawk Eyes Everything Is Fine
Indian Summer Science 1994
International Superheroes of Hardcore Takin' It Ova!
Intronaut Valley of Smoke
Intronaut Habitual Levitations
Jeff Rosenstock WORRY.
Jethro Tull Aqualung
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures
June of 44 Four Great Points
King Crimson The Power to Believe
King Crimson Larks' Tongues in Aspic
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Flying Microtonal Banana
Knocked Loose A Tear in the Fabric of Life
Kvelertak Splid
Kylesa Spiral Shadow
La Dispute Somewhere at the Bottom of the River Between Vega and Altair
Musically this is a hell of an album: well produced, ever-changing, angry and intricate, one of the best post hc you could find in the States.rBut those vocals! Ugh!!!
La Macabra Moka Tubo Catodico
Lambchop Nixon
Lantlos .neon
Leviathan Scar Sighted
Low Drums and Guns
Lychgate Also Sprach Futura
Manchester Orchestra A Black Mile to the Surface
Marnero La malora
Marta Sui Tubi Muscoli e dei
Mastodon Blood Mountain
Mastodon Emperor of Sand
maudlin of the Well Part the Second
Mayhem De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
MC5 Kick Out the Jams
Mehliana Taming the Dragon
Meshuggah The Violent Sleep of Reason
mewithoutYou Brother, Sister
Mgla Age of Excuse
Mitochondrion Parasignosis
Modena City Ramblers La grande famiglia
Mogwai Young Team
Monsters of Folk Monsters of Folk
Mount Eerie Now Only
Mouth Of The Architect Quietly
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade
I don't hate this nearly as much as I'm supposed to.
Nails Abandon All Life
NichelOdeon Bath Salts
Nick Drake Bryter Layter
NoMeansNo 0 + 2 = 1
Nothing Tired of Tomorrow
Now, Now Threads
Opeth Sorceress
Oranssi Pazuzu Värähtelijä
Oranssi Pazuzu Kosmonument
Oranssi Pazuzu Mestarin Kynsi
Paysage d'Hiver Im Wald
Pijn and Conjurer Curse These Metal Hands
Pitchfork Eucalyptus
Pixies Doolittle
Porcupine Tree The Incident
Porcupine Tree Deadwing
Portal Swarth
Protomartyr Ultimate Success Today
Quicksand Interiors
Raccomandata Ricevuta di Ritorno Per... un mondo di cristallo
Raein Sulla linea d'orizzonte tra questa mia vita e que
Red Fang Murder the Mountains
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture
Rome Le Ceneri Di Heliodoro
Rx Bandits The Resignation
Scott Kelly The Wake
Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols
Sigh Hangman's Hymn
Solstafir Otta
Stara Rzeka Cień chmury nad ukrytym polem
State Faults Clairvoyant
Steve Von Till A Life Unto Itself
Storm Corrosion Storm Corrosion
Streetlight Manifesto Keasbey Nights
Sufjan Stevens The Greatest Gift
Sufjan Stevens The Age of Adz
Sufjan Stevens Seven Swans
Sugar Copper Blue
Suis La Lune Heir
Sunny Day Real Estate Diary
Swans Children of God
Tera Melos Trash Generator
Texas Is the Reason Do You Know Who You Are?
The Adicts Songs of Praise
The Antlers Hospice
The Appleseed Cast Mare Vitalis
The Armed Only Love
The Armed Ultrapop
The Black Heart Procession 1
The Death of Anna Karina Lacrima/Pantera
The Fall of Troy Doppelganger
The Flaming Lips Dark Side of the Moon
The Fratellis Costello Music
The Hotelier Goodness
The Knife Shaking the Habitual
The Little Explorer The Little Explorer
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
The National Boxer Live in Brussels
The National I Am Easy to Find
The Offspring Ignition
The Offspring Americana
The Pop Group Y
The Postal Service Give Up
The Postman Syndrome Terraforming
The Real McKenzies Oot & Aboot
The Reign of Kindo Rhythm, Chord & Melody
The Taxpayers To Risk So Much For One Damn Meal
The World Is a Beautiful Place... Harmlessness
Thursday No Devolucion
Tigran Hamasyan Mockroot
Tre Allegri Ragazzi Morti La Testa Indipendente
Tre Allegri Ragazzi Morti Nel Giardino Dei Fantasmi
Ulcerate Stare Into Death and Be Still
Ulcerate Shrines of Paralysis
Ulcerate Everything Is Fire
Ulver The Assassination of Julius Caesar
Ulver Nattens Madrigal
Uochi Toki Idioti
Venetian Snares Rossz Csillag Allat Szuletett
Verdena WOW
Verdena Il suicidio dei samurai
Verdena Requiem
Waterfall Waterfall
Weather Report Heavy Weather
Weezer Pinkerton
Why? Moh Lhean
Wilco Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Yes Fragile
Zen Circus Nati Per Subire
Zen Circus La Terza Guerra Mondiale
Zhrine Unortheta
Zu Bromio

2.5 average
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead IX
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dea
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead Festival Thyme
1349 Hellfire
A Forest of Stars Opportunistic Thieves of Spring
Afterhours Germi
AJJ Good Luck Everybody
Alkaline Trio Remains
All The Luck In The World A Blind Arcade
Alphataurus Alphataurus
Anciients Voice of the Void
Austere To Lay Like Old Ashes
Ayreon 01011001
Baroness Gold and Grey
Batushka HOSPODI
First single is pretty insignificant, the second one is decent, the third one is so fucking poor that I feel insulted.
Batushka Panihida
Behemoth A Forest
Better Oblivion Community Center Better Oblivion Community Center
Big Black Songs About Fucking
Blut Aus Nord 777 - Cosmosophy
Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children
Bonnie 'Prince' Billy I See a Darkness
Borknagar Universal
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Safe As Milk
Captain, We're Sinking The Future Is Cancelled
Car Seat Headrest Twin Fantasy (Face to Face)
Chambers La guerra dei trent'anni
Children of Nova The Complexity of Light
City of Caterpillar City of Caterpillar
Cloud Nothings Here and Nowhere Else
Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness
Converge Bloodmoon: I
Converge You Fail Me
Converge Beautiful Ruin
Converge When Forever Comes Crashing
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Daughters Canada Songs
Deep Purple Fireball
Deftones Ohms
Deftones White Pony
Deftones Diamond Eyes
Descendents Hypercaffium Spazzinate
Diarrhea Planet I'm Rich Beyond Your Wildest Dreams
Dodheimsgard A Umbra Omega
Dreamshade The Gift of Life
Dreamshade What Silence Hides
Eleventh He Reaches London Banhus
Enochian Theory Evolution: Creatio Ex Nihilio
Fallujah The Flesh Prevails
Fallujah Nomadic
Fast Animals And Slow Kids Hybris
Genesis Foxtrot
Gesu no Kiwami Otome Ryoseibai
Glassjaw Material Control
Gli Atroci Gli Atroci
Gli Atroci L'Armata Del Metallo
Gli Atroci Metallo O Morte
Goblin Cock Necronomidonkeykongimicon
The quality is all over the place, some songs are genius and have a good production, some songs have a luckluster production and are boring as fuck. I can't understand how such an album can exist, it sounds like it's been written by two people, and one of them had no idea what he was doing.
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Asunder, Sweet and Other Distress'
Gojira From Mars to Sirius
Green Day American Idiot
Green Day Dookie
Holding Patterns Endless
Hopesfall Arbiter
Il Buio L'oceano quieto
Il Teatro degli Orrori A sangue freddo
Inquisition Bloodshed Across The Empyrean Altar...
Japandroids Post-Nothing
Jawbreaker Dear You
Jesu Conqueror
Jethro Tull A Passion Play
Katatonia Night Is the New Day
King Crimson Lizard
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Infest the Rats' Nest
Klabautamann The Old Chamber
Kvelertak Nattesferd
Sub-par arrangements and questionable production choices hinder what could have easily been a refreshing step forward.
Le Luci Della Centrale Elettrica Canzoni Da Spiaggia Deturpata
Liturgy Aesthethica
LoveHateHero White Lies
Management Del Dolore Post-Operatorio Auff!!
Marduk Heaven Shall Burn... When We Are Gathered
Marlene Kuntz Catartica
Me And That Man Songs of Love and Death
Merzbow Merzbeat
Merzbow Pulse Demon
mewithoutYou [Untitled]
Midwest Pen Pals Inside Jokes
Mirrorthrone Gangrene
Modern Baseball You’re Gonna Miss It All
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
Nachtmystium Assassins: Black Meddle Pt.1
Neckbeard Deathcamp White Nationalism is for Basement Dwelling Losers
I don't know how many people unironically enjoy this record, but I agree it deserves a 2.5 just for the song titles. I wouldn't go as far as saying that the music is worthless, but it's your stereotypical black metal that would have felt old twenty years ago.
Nevermore Enemies Of Reality
Night Verses From the Gallery of Sleep
NOFX The War on Errorism
NOFX Self Entitled
Nothing Dance On The Blacktop
This is even more boring than Tired of Tomorrow. It still has its good moments, but they're so diluted that I don't even think it's worth going through the entire record just to catch them.
Okkervil River I Am Very Far
Panopticon Autumn Eternal
Penfold Amateurs and Professionals
Persefone Shin-Ken
Quatermass Quatermass
Queensryche Operation: Mindcrime II
Red Fang Red Fang
Refused Freedom
Rise Against Appeal to Reason
Riviera Riviera
Samael Worship Him
Sonata Arctica Ecliptica
Steven Wilson To the Bone
Stevens/Dessner/Muhly/McAlister Planetarium
Sufjan Stevens Mystery of Love
Sufjan Stevens The Ascension
Sufjan Stevens and Lowell Brams Aporia
Suis La Lune Riala
Sun of the Blind Skullreader
Sunn O))) and Ulver Terrestrials
Supertramp Brother Where You Bound
Swans The Glowing Man
Sybreed Slave Design
Tame Impala The Slow Rush
The Appleseed Cast Two Conversations
The Decemberists Picaresque
The Exploited Fuck the System
The Exploration Basement Demo
The Get Up Kids Four Minute Mile
The Get Up Kids Something to Write Home About
The Little Explorer Siderali
The Menzingers On the Impossible Past
The Mercury Program Chez Viking
The Mountain Goats In League With Dragons
The National Sleep Well Beast
The Ocean Precambrian
The Ocean Heliocentric
The Offspring Splinter
The Pogues Hell's Ditch
The Real McKenzies Clash of the Tartans
The Residents The Third Reich 'n Roll
The Sound of Animals Fighting The Ocean and the Sun
Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our
Thundercat Drunk
Thursday Full Collapse
Titus Andronicus The Monitor
Tool Fear Inoculum
Touche Amore Is Survived By
Triptykon Requiem
Ulver Sic Transit Gloria Mundi
Ulver Themes From William Blake's The Marriage of Heaven and Hell
Ulver Flowers of Evil
Umbra Vitae Shadow of Life
Uriah Heep The Best of Uriah Heep
Wavves King of the Beach
Wolves in the Throne Room Two Hunters

2.0 poor
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead So Divided
A Lot Like Birds DIVISI
AFI Decemberunderground
Agnostic Front Warriors
Alestorm Black Sails at Midnight
Altar of Plagues Mammal
Anal Trump To All the Broads I've Nailed Before
Arcade Fire Neon Bible
Bon Iver 22, A Million
Brand New Deja Entendu
This album tastes like nothing. It has its good moments, but they're lost among the overall mediocrity and lack of that sensitivity which their following records have.
Bruce Springsteen Born to Run
Caravan In the Land of Grey and Pink
Charles Manson Lie
Code Orange Forever
Cult of Luna Vertikal
Cult of Luna Salvation
Death Cab for Cutie Thank You For Today
Descendents Enjoy!
Funny how this album is called "Enjoy!", since I never did. Except for Hurtin Crue, that is.
Emerson, Lake and Palmer Tarkus
Faith No More King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime
Fast Animals And Slow Kids Alaska
Genesis Selling England by the Pound
Ghost Atlas All Is In Sync, and There's Nothing Left to Sing
Good Charlotte The Chronicles of Life and Death
Green Day Warning
I Cani Il sorprendente album d'esordio
I Cani & Gazebo Penguins I Cani Non Sono I Pinguini Non Sono I Cani
Japandroids Near To The Wild Heart Of Life
King Crimson THRAK
King Crimson Islands
Le Luci Della Centrale Elettrica Per Ora Noi La Chiameremo Felicità
LoveHateHero Just Breathe
Magma Kobaïa
Marillion Misplaced Childhood
Meshuggah I
Mineral The Power of Failing
Mudvayne Lost and Found
Myrkur M
"I listened to Bergtatt so much that I could even write a sixth song to it"
Well, good thing she didn't.
Obsidian Kingdom A Year With No Summer
Pianos Become the Teeth Wait For Love
Sigh Graveward
Solefald World Metal. Kosmopolis Sud
Solstafir Masterpiece of Bitterness
Sum 41 Does This Look Infected?
The Decemberists Her Majesty the Decemberists
The Flower Kings Stardust We Are
Ask your doctor for a blood sugar level test after you listened to this album, because you'll probably get some form of diabetes out of its mellowness. If honey were prog, it would be this album, but even with its great musicanship, I'm more of a salt guy.
The Mars Volta Amputechture
The Menzingers After the Party
The Offspring Conspiracy of One
The Receiving End of Sirens Between the Heart and the Synapse
Titus Andronicus The Most Lamentable Tragedy
Turnstile Glow On
U2 The Joshua Tree
Wovenhand Refractory Obdurate
Yes Relayer
Yes Tales from Topographic Oceans
Your Demise Ignorance Never Dies
Zen Circus Canzoni Contro La Natura

1.5 very poor
AJJ Christmas Island
Anti-Flag The Bright Lights of America
Bestiame Transumanza Express
1.0 --> atrocious album.
+ 0.5 --> them dank memez
Bon Iver i,i
Burzum Sol austan, Mani vestan
Cherry Glazerr Apocalipstick
Claudio Palumbo Tutti Ci Scoglionammo A Stento
Unbearably bad. Bad songwriting, bad performance, bad recording and mixing. Got some good lulz out of it though kek
Conrad Keely Original Machines
Cunthunt 777 Death Penalty
Dreamshade Vibrant
Explosions in the Sky Take Care, Take Care, Take Care
fail better, heal faster fail better, heal faster
Faith No More Album of the Year
Fall Out Boy Infinity on High
Genesis Genesis
Goblin Il fantastico viaggio del bagarozzo Mark
I don't know what I expected when I thought it was a good idea to listen to an album with this cover.
Good Charlotte The Young And The Hopeless
Hawthorne Heights If Only You Were Lonely
How to describe this album... Mmmh... Just imagine Blink 182, but without the catchy melodies. It's even a tiny bit below their debut, worthless songwriting.
Hawthorne Heights The Silence in Black and White
Hoobastank The Reason
letlive. Fake History
Liturgy The Ark Work
At first I thought they uploaded the wrong files on Spotify, but boy was I wrong, that was the album. I sincerely don't know what to say about this music, I listened to a lot of experimental and avant-garde stuff over the years, but this is more of a pretentious meta-ironic meme than an album. I'm surprised that they were legally allowed to put this thing on the market.
Nufenen Lamo La Stiabe
Opeth Heritage
Opeth Pale Communion
P.O.D. Satellite
Red Fang Only Ghosts
Sid Vicious Sid Sings
This album is probably a 1.0 but since I recognize its relevance for memes I give it 1.5 lmao
Simple Plan Still Not Getting Any...
Simple Plan No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls
Sonata Arctica Unia
Styx Paradise Theatre
Sum 41 All Killer No Filler
The Flower Kings Flower Power
The Mars Volta Octahedron
Transatlantic Bridge Across Forever
U2 How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb

1.0 awful
AJJ The Bible 2
Christmas Island was barely listenable to me because of that fuzz and heavy distortion/compression all over the place. This album is even worse, it physically hurts my ears.
Celtic Frost Cold Lake
Cute Is What We Aim For Same Old Blood Rush With A New Touch
Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree
Falling in Reverse The Drug in Me Is You
Fuck this. Just fuck this, really, I'd rather get ebola.
Gesu Tristo Hopelessness Blues
Whatever you do PLEASE don't download this fucking shit, it's fucking hideous, please for the love of god and all that is holy and sacred JUST DON'T I'M NOT KIDDING
Good Charlotte Good Morning Revival
Good Charlotte Good Charlotte
In Flames Down, Wicked and No Good
In Flames Battles
Okilly Dokilly Howdilly Doodilly
I got a good half second chuckle when I discovered this band and what they were all about, but that's it. The novelty wore off shortly after, and the music is as amateurish as it gets.
Osaka Popstar Osaka Popstar and the American Legends of Punk
Paolo Tofani Un Altro Universo
Sinplus This is What We Are
Can you believe that this is my 500th rating? Pwooh me neither, unreal!
Yes 90125
Yes Heaven and Earth

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