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5.0 classic
36 Crazyfists Rest Inside the Flames
Adebisi Shank This is the Second Album
And So I Watch You From Afar And So I Watch You From Afar
Biffy Clyro The Vertigo of Bliss
Biffy Clyro Blackened Sky
blink-182 Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
Crystal Castles Crystal Castles
Dark Tranquillity Fiction
Dark Tranquillity Character
Dream Theater Octavarium
Dream Theater Train of Thought
Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory
Dream Theater Images And Words
Enter Shikari Take to the Skies
Failure Fantastic Planet
Failure Magnified
Foals Antidotes
HORSE the band R. Borlax
Imogen Heap Speak For Yourself
In Flames Colony
In Flames Whoracle
Kerbdog On The Turn
Killswitch Engage As Daylight Dies
Korn Take a Look in the Mirror
Maximo Park Our Earthly Pleasures
Maximo Park A Certain Trigger
Nero Welcome Reality
Nervus Everything Dies
Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Rival Schools United By Fate
Rolo Tomassi Time Will Die And Love Will Bury It
Rotting Christ Kata Ton Demona Eaftou
Rozwell Kid Precious Art
Scar Symmetry Holographic Universe
Scar Symmetry Pitch Black Progress
Soilwork The Ride Majestic
Soilwork The Living Infinite
Soilwork Natural Born Chaos
Soilwork Verkligheten
Sparta Porcelain
Sparta Wiretap Scars
System of a Down System of a Down
The Beatles Abbey Road
The Bravery The Bravery
The Cast of Cheers Chariot
The Dismemberment Plan Change
The Fall of Troy Doppelganger
The Haunted The Dead Eye
Trivium In Waves
Trivium Ascendancy
Weezer Weezer
White Lung Paradise
My album of 2016 so far. The perfect blend of melody, beauty, fury and aggression. Just when I thought White Lung had peaked...

4.5 superb
A Perfect Circle Mer de Noms
Adebisi Shank This is the Third Album
And So I Watch You From Afar Gangs
Animals As Leaders Weightless
Arch Enemy Anthems of Rebellion
Architects All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us
Autolux Future Perfect
Basement Promise Everything
Biffy Clyro Infinity Land
blink-182 Dogs Eating Dogs
Bob Dylan The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan
Brand New Science Fiction
Bury Tomorrow The Union of Crowns
Chic Chic
Chic C'est Chic
Chic Risqué
China Drum Goosefair
Code Orange Forever
Daft Punk Random Access Memories
Dark Tranquillity Damage Done
Dark Tranquillity Haven
Decapitated Anticult
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient
Devin Townsend Project Ghost
Devin Townsend Project Addicted
Dinosaur Pile-Up Celebrity Mansions
Director We Thrive On Big Cities
Don Broco Technology
Dream Theater Black Clouds and Silver Linings
Editors An End Has A Start
Enemies We've Been Talking
Enter Shikari Rat Race
Everything Everything Get to Heaven
Everything Everything A Fever Dream
Failure The Heart Is a Monster
Fellsilent The Hidden Words
Fighting With Wire Colonel Blood
Fighting With Wire Man Vs Monster
Final Fantasy Has a Good Home
Final Fantasy He Poos Clouds
Fucked Up David Comes to Life
Heaven's Basement Filthy Empire
Her Name Is Calla Animal Choir
HORSE the band The Mechanical Hand
Idiot Pilot Blue Blood
In Flames A Sense of Purpose
In Flames Come Clarity
In Flames Soundtrack to Your Escape
In Flames Clayman
In Flames The Jester Race
In Flames The Mirror's Truth
Infinity Shred Sanctuary
Jawbox Jawbox
Jetplane Landing Don't Try
Kerbdog Congregation
Korn Untitled
Korn Untouchables
Korn Follow the Leader
Korn The Serenity of Suffering
Absolutely everything a 2016 Korn album should be.
Lady Gaga Artpop
Lamb of God VII: Sturm Und Drang
Lamb of God Sacrament
Leprous Malina
Ling Tosite Sigure I'mperfect
Linkin Park Meteora
Little Green Cars Absolute Zero
Long Distance Calling Avoid The Light
Long Distance Calling Satellite Bay
Long Distance Calling Dmnstrtn
Lostprophets Start Something
Marmozets Knowing What You Know Now
Mastodon Emperor of Sand
Matt Stevens Relic
Matt Stevens Ghost
Matt Stevens Echo
Maximo Park Quicken The Heart
Miami Nights 1984 Turbulence
My Vitriol Finelines
Neil Young Harvest
Neil Young On the Beach
Night Verses Into the Vanishing Light
An absolutely phenomenal album, packed with hooks but also densely layered and difficult.
Norma Jean Polar Similar
A record that gets better with every listen. Nails everything it attempts and strikes the perfect balance between bludgeoning heaviness and soaring melody.
Oasis Definitely Maybe
Paramore After Laughter
Parkway Drive Atlas
Pendulum Immersion
Public Service Broadcasting Every Valley
Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork
Radiohead The Bends
Radiohead OK Computer
Rival Schools Pedals
Scar Symmetry The Unseen Empire
Skrillex Bangarang
Soilwork The Panic Broadcast
Soilwork Stabbing the Drama
Soul Coughing El Oso
Soundgarden Superunknown
Sparta Threes
Strawberry Girls French Ghetto
Strawberry Girls Italian Ghosts
Sucioperro Random Acts of Intimacy
Sunny Day Real Estate The Rising Tide
Sunny Day Real Estate Circa Survive/Sunny Day Real Estate
System of a Down Hypnotize
System of a Down Mezmerize
T.R.A.M. Lingua Franca
Tenacious D Tenacious D
The Beatles The Beatles
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour
The Beatles Revolver
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The Beatles Help!
The Beatles Beatles for Sale
The Beatles A Hard Day's Night
The Dismemberment Plan Emergency & I
The Fall of Troy Phantom on the Horizon
The Fall of Troy OK
A truly worthy follow up to Dopppelganger and Phantom on the Horizon. I'm honestly in awe of how unexpectedly good this is. Great to have Fall Of Troy back.
The Hoosiers The Trick To Life
The Streets Original Pirate Material
Two Door Cinema Club Tourist History
Tyler, the Creator Igor
Uppermost One
Uppermost New Moon
Ween The Mollusk
Weezer Pinkerton
While She Sleeps This Is the Six
White Lies Big TV
Wild Beasts Smother
Year of the Rabbit Year of the Rabbit

4.0 excellent
+44 When Your Heart Stops Beating
36 Crazyfists A Snow Capped Romance
Alkaline Trio My Shame Is True
Alpha Male Tea Party Health
alt-J An Awesome Wave
American Head Charge The War Of Art
Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion
Arcade Fire The Suburbs
Arcade Fire Neon Bible
Architects Hollow Crown
Architects The Here and Now
Architects Daybreaker
Astronoid Air
Basement I Wish I Could Stay Here
Basement Colourmeinkindness
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Biffy Clyro Puzzle
Big Boi Vicious Lies and Dangerous Rumors
Bleed from Within Uprising
blink-182 Neighborhoods
blink-182 Blink-182
blink-182 Enema Of The State
blink-182 California
Bob Dylan Highway 61 Revisited
Bury Tomorrow Earthbound
Calvin Harris I Created Disco
Cane Hill Too Far Gone
Cat Stevens The very best of
Chromeo White Women
CKY Infiltrate Destroy Rebuild
Comeback Kid Outsider
Counting Days Liberated Sounds
Crystal Castles Crystal Castles II
Cut Copy In Ghost Colours
Dananananaykroyd Hey Everyone
David Gray White Ladder
Deftones White Pony
Deftones Around the Fur
Devin Townsend Empath
Devin Townsend Project Ki
Drab Majesty Modern Mirror
Dream Theater A Dramatic Turn of Events
Dream Theater Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence
Editors The Back Room
Elton John The Very Best Of
Enter Shikari The Mindsweep
Failure Tree of Stars
Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree
Fangclub Fangclub
Fangclub Vulture Culture
Feeder Comfort In Sound
Flight of the Conchords Flight of the Conchords
Foals Holy Fire
Foals Total Life Forever
Foo Fighters Wasting Light
From Monument To Masses On Little Known Frequencies
Future of the Left The Plot Against Common Sense
Goo Goo Dolls Greatest Hits Volume One: The Singles
Gorillaz Demon Days
Grave Pleasures Motherblood
Hacktivist Hacktivist
HORSE the band Desperate Living
HORSE the band A Natural Death
Hundredth Rare
Infinity Shred Forever, A Fast Life
Iron Chic The Constant One
Ithaca The Language of Injury
J. Robbins Un-Becoming
Jawbox For Your Own Special Sweetheart
Jaws (UK) The Ceiling
Jetplane Landing Once Like A Spark
Jimmy Eat World Chase This Light
Joywave Content
Karate Some Boots
Korn The Paradigm Shift
Lady Gaga The Fame
Le Galaxie Le Club
Leprous The Congregation
Lindsey Stirling Lindsey Stirling
Linkin Park Living Things
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
LITE Multiple
Lostprophets Weapons
Lostprophets Liberation Transmission
Mac DeMarco This Old Dog
Marina Electra Heart
Marina The Family Jewels
Maximo Park The National Health
Metallica Death Magnetic
Metric Fantasies
Miles Davis Kind of Blue
Miles Davis Bitches Brew
Milk Teeth Sad Sack
Miracle Bell Light Shape Sound
Mogwai Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will
Mogwai Mr. Beast
Mogwai Every Country's Sun
Nero Between II Worlds
Nirvana In Utero
Nothing Tired of Tomorrow
Oasis Standing on the Shoulder of Giants
Opeth Watershed
Paerish Semi Finalists
Paramore Riot!
Paramore All We Know Is Falling
Parkway Drive Deep Blue
Parov Stelar The Princess
Part Chimp Thriller
Passenger (SWE) Passenger
Paul McCartney All the Best!
Pendulum In Silico
Port Noir Puls
Pulled Apart By Horses Tough Love
Pulled Apart By Horses Pulled Apart By Horses
Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris
Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze
Red Hot Chili Peppers I'm With You
Redneck Manifesto Friendship
Robbie Williams Greatest Hits
Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase I: Neohumanity
Scar Symmetry Dark Matter Dimensions
Scar Symmetry Symmetric in Design
Serj Tankian Imperfect Harmonies
Sigur Ros Takk...
Slipknot Slipknot
Soilwork Figure Number Five
Soilwork A Predator's Portrait
Soilwork The Chainheart Machine
Sonny Rollins Saxophone Colossus
Strawberry Girls Italian Ghosts (Re-Recorded)
Sucioperro Fused
Sum 41 Chuck
Sunny Day Real Estate Diary
Tame Impala Lonerism
Tenacious D Rize of the Fenix
The Automatic Tear the Signs Down
The Beatles Let It Be
The Beatles Please Please Me
The Cast of Cheers Family
The Cure The Head on the Door
The Cure Greatest Hits
The Dirty Nil Higher Power
The Fire Theft The Fire Theft
The Glitch Mob Drink the Sea
The Haunted One Kill Wonder
The Hoosiers The Illusion Of Safety
The Lonely Island The Wack Album
The Lonely Island Turtleneck and Chain
The Lonely Island Incredibad
The Menzingers After the Party
The Streets A Grand Don't Come For Free
The War On Drugs Lost in the Dream
Therapy? Disquiet
Therapy? Troublegum
Tool Fear Inoculum
Travis The Invisible Band
Two Door Cinema Club Beacon
Uppermost Action
Vukari Divination
VUKOVI VUKOVI
While She Sleeps You Are We
A welcome evolution without betraying their past. Impressive.
White Lung Deep Fantasy
Wild Beasts Two Dancers
Wilt Bastinado
Within Temptation The Unforgiving
You Slut! Medium Bastard

3.5 great
36 Crazyfists The Tide and Its Takers
Adebisi Shank This is the Album
Alkaline Trio Agony and Irony
Amaranthe Amaranthe
And So I Watch You From Afar Heirs
And So I Watch You From Afar All Hail Bright Futures
Anterior This Age of Silence
Calvin Harris Ready For The Weekend
Can't Swim Death Deserves a Name
Car Bomb Mordial
Cave In Jupiter
CHON Grow
Dalek From Filthy Tongue Of Gods And Griots
Dark Tranquillity Construct
Dark Tranquillity We Are the Void
Dark Tranquillity Atoma
Devin Townsend Project Epicloud
Dream Theater Awake
Enemies Embark Embrace
Enter Shikari Common Dreads
Every Time I Die Low Teens
Flight of the Conchords I Told You I Was Freaky
Foster the People Sacred Hearts Club
Frank Ocean channel ORANGE
Garbage Garbage
Genghis Tron Board Up the House
Gorillaz Plastic Beach
Grieves Together/Apart
In Flames Sounds of a Playground Fading
In Flames Reroute to Remain
Jaws (UK) Be Slowly
Jimmy Eat World Bleed American
Kesha Animal
Killswitch Engage Disarm the Descent
Korn The Path of Totality
Korn See You on the Other Side
Korn Issues
Lacuna Coil Karmacode
Lana Del Rey Lust For Life
Le Galaxie Laserdisc Nights 2
Lights and Motion Reanimation
Lostprophets The Betrayed
Marina Froot
Metric Synthetica
Million Dead A Song to Ruin
Mingle Harde Mongol Horde
Nirvana Nevermind
NOFX Punk in Drublic
Oasis Dig Out Your Soul
Oasis Don't Believe the Truth
Ocean Grove The Rhapsody Tapes
Open City Open City
Get a real Quicksand/Rival Schools vibe from this. Good album.
Papa Roach Infest
Paramore Paramore
Parov Stelar That Swing
Paul McCartney New
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication
Rival Schools Found
Robyn Body Talk
Rolo Tomassi Cosmology
Rolo Tomassi Hysterics
Sam Sparro Sam Sparro
Sam Sparro Return to Paradise
SebastiAn Total
Serj Tankian Elect the Dead
Skrillex Leaving
Soilwork Sworn to a Great Divide
Sucioperro The Heart String And How To Pull It
Sun and Flesh Sun & Flesh
System of a Down Steal This Album!
Tenacious D The Pick of Destiny
The Appleseed Cast The Fleeting Light of Impermanence
The Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies)
The Bravery The Sun and the Moon
The Cinematic Orchestra To Believe
The Cribs Ignore The Ignorant
The Dismemberment Plan Uncanney Valley
The Fall of Troy In the Unlikely Event
The Haunted Exit Wounds
The Hoosiers The News From Nowhere
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Qemists Spirit in the System
The Script The Script
The Script Science & Faith
The Unguided Hell Frost
Therapy? A Brief Crack of Light
This Cold Life Ascent of the Fallen
This Cold Life Fallacy
Tinie Tempah Disc-Overy
Trivium Shogun
Uppermost Evolution
Uppermost Revolution
Uppermost Control
Vorvan Once Love Was Lost
While She Sleeps Brainwashed
White Lies To Lose My Life
White Lung It's The Evil
Wild Beasts Present Tense
Wilt My Medicine
Within Temptation Hydra

3.0 good
36 Crazyfists Collisions and Castaways
Amanda Palmer Theatre Is Evil
Amaranthe The Nexus
Arcade Fire Reflektor
Band-Maid Just Bring It
Baroness Gold And Grey
Beartooth Disgusting
Biffy Clyro Opposites
Biffy Clyro Only Revolutions
Calvin Harris Funk Wav Bounces, Vol. 1
Deathstars Night Electric Night
Deathstars Termination Bliss
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction
Dream Theater Dream Theater
Dream Theater Falling Into Infinity
Eminem Encore
Enter Shikari A Flash Flood of Colour
Foo Fighters Sonic Highways
Giraffe Tongue Orchestra Broken Lines
Hard-Fi Stars Of CCTV
Imagine Dragons Night Visions
Imogen Heap Ellipse
Imogen Heap I Megaphone
Jetplane Landing Zero For Conduct
Kamikaze Girls Seafoam
King 810 La Petite Mort or a Conversation With God
Korn Korn III: Remember Who You Are
Korn Korn
Maximo Park Too Much Information
Metallica St. Anger
Moby Hotel
Nickelback Silver Side Up
Paul McCartney Memory Almost Full
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
Queens of the Stone Age Villains
Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way
Serj Tankian Harakiri
Skrillex Recess
Solution .45 For Aeons Past
Sonic Syndicate Only Inhuman
System of a Down Toxicity
The Antlers Burst Apart
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Beatles With the Beatles
The Fall of Troy Manipulator
The Haunted Versus
The Strokes Is This It
The Temper Trap The Temper Trap
The Temper Trap Conditions
The Vines Highly Evolved
White Lies Ritual

2.5 average
Alkaline Trio This Addiction
Amaranthe Massive Addictive
Arcade Fire Everything Now
Best Coast California Nights
The music is as good as ever and Feeling OK stands out as one of their career highlights. Sadly, it becomes impossible to ignore the utter garbage coming out of Bethany Cosentino's mouth. The most painfully obvious, childish rhymes are used every time and strip the songs of their emotional weight. For me, this ruins an otherwise admirable effort.
Bullet For My Valentine The Poison
Calvin Harris 18 Months
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos
Foo Fighters One by One
Hadouken! Music For An Accelerated Culture
How to Destroy Angels Welcome Oblivion
Killswitch Engage Incarnate
Korn Life Is Peachy
Muse Black Holes & Revelations
Newton Faulkner Hand Built By Robots
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Let Love In
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Ghosteen
Nickelback Dark Horse
Nine Inch Nails Add Violence
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
Sonic Syndicate Sonic Syndicate
Stone Sour Come What(ever) May
Stone Sour House of Gold and Bones - Part 1
The Script #3
Tori Amos Native Invader

2.0 poor
Biffy Clyro Ellipsis
Bullet For My Valentine Temper Temper
Down NOLA
Foo Fighters Concrete and Gold
In Flames Siren Charms
Jetplane Landing Backlash Cop
Lady Gaga Born This Way
LCD Soundsystem American Dream
There are a few decent tracks, but on the whole this is monumentally dull, uninspired and unoriginal music.
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns
Lita Ford Living Like A Runaway
Living Colour Shade
Mammal The Majority
Muse The Resistance
Paramore Brand New Eyes
The Glitch Mob Love Death Immortality
The Haunted Unseen
Trivium Vengeance Falls
Wear Your Wounds WYW
Very disappointing. Comes off as a cack-handed post rock album with no original ideas.

1.5 very poor
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Scars on Broadway Scars on Broadway
The Darkness Pinewood Smile

1.0 awful
Linkin Park One More Light
Sonic Syndicate We Rule the Night
The 1975 I Like It When You Sleep, For You Are So Beautiful Yet So Unaware of It
Trivium The Crusade
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