Average Rating: 3.27 Rating Variance: 1.21 Objectivity Score: 87% (Well Balanced)
Sort by: Rating | Release Date | Rating Date | Name5.0 classicGreen Day DookieI knew a guy who once said he would suck Zakk Wylde's dick and swallow his cum if it meant he could play guitar like him. I don't think anyone has ever said that about Billie Joe Armstrong.4.5 superbBrand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside MeAfter nearly a decade every punk, alternative, and emo band is still trying to recreate this album.Eminem The Marshall Mathers LPThis album created a generation of whiggers. 4.0 excellentJeff Rosenstock We Cool?Tenacious D Tenacious DDoes anyone have a copy of School of Cock starring Jack BlackCock? Please email me at 42069@fgt.comThe Story So Far Under Soil and DirtThe Story So Far What You Don't SeeThe Wonder Years The UpsidesThe Wonder Years Suburbia I've Given You All and Now I'm Nothing3.5 greatBad Meets Evil Hell: The SequelEm finally said what we were all thinking - Nicki Minaj needs a dick in her assFour Year Strong Rise Or Die TryingThe Wonder Years The Greatest Generation3.0 goodFlorida Georgia Line Here's to the Good TimesThe truth is, Florida Georgia Line probably isn't going to make you kill people, and it most likely isn't going to fund terrorism. But Florida Georgia Line makes you feel fine with being bored. And it's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new music.Four Year Strong Enemy Of The WorldThe Wonder Years No Closer to HeavenRecipe for TWY - Add 2 verses of overly descriptive details related to the trivial aspects of a life event, throw in 2 choruses of borderline screaming about being there for someone, include a hardline breakdown with some gang vocals, and one final chorus to really show the raw emotion. Sprinkle in some "fucks", "goddamns", and anti-religious sentiment as needed. Repeat somewhere from 11 to 13 times. Let simmer for approximately 12-18 months and presto! You have a top rated album on Sputnik.2.0 poorNeck Deep Life's Not Out To Get YouFifteen year old me is really eating this shit up.The Story So Far The Story So FarHow many TSSF albums does it take before the exact same sound gets stale? Looks like the answer is 3.1.5 very poorKnuckle Puck CopaceticKnuckle deep on reddit used to be awesome until some jackass posted a pic of a 16 year old and got that shit shut down.Two Tongues Two TonguesLife lesson #293862: Don't stick your balls in a vicegrip and then record yourself singing.1.0 awfulThe Wonder Years Sister CitiesI swear the people who like this album must be in a bathtub with a razorblade pressed against their wrist. I get that the band has to progress from writing songs about Kool-Aid man fucking your wife or try-hards on college campuses, but that also doesn't mean that every song has to be a poor copy of music Brand New made 10 years ago. This is literally 40 minutes of the same whisper/screaming pattern across indistinguishable background music. Get Stoked on It is better than this - at least that album knew it was a parody of the genre.
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