TheC00n
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The Wonder Years Sister Cities
I swear the people who like this album must be in a bathtub with a razorblade pressed against their wrist. I get that the band has to progress from writing songs about Kool-Aid man fucking your wife or try-hards on college campuses, but that also doesn't mean that every song has to be a poor copy of music Brand New made 10 years ago. This is literally 40 minutes of the same whisper/screaming pattern across indistinguishable background music. Get Stoked on It is better than this - at least that album knew it was a parody of the genre.		1.0
04.09.18
Bad Meets Evil Hell: The Sequel
Em finally said what we were all thinking - Nicki Minaj needs a dick in her ass		3.5
09.15.15
Two Tongues Two Tongues
Life lesson #293862: Don't stick your balls in a vicegrip and then record yourself singing.		1.5
09.15.15
Tenacious D Tenacious D
Does anyone have a copy of School of Cock starring Jack BlackCock? Please email me at 42069@fgt.com		4.0
09.13.15
Green Day Dookie
I knew a guy who once said he would suck Zakk Wylde's dick and swallow his cum if it meant he could play guitar like him. I don't think anyone has ever said that about Billie Joe Armstrong.		5.0
09.12.15
Florida Georgia Line Here's to the Good Times
The truth is, Florida Georgia Line probably isn't going to make you kill people, and it most likely isn't going to fund terrorism. But Florida Georgia Line makes you feel fine with being bored. And it's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new music.		3.0
09.11.15
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
This album created a generation of whiggers. 		4.5
09.10.15

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