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5.0 classic
Arnold Schwarzenegger Total Body Workout
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist
I hate all of my sputnik friends, they all lack taste sometimes.
Interpol Turn on the Bright Lights
Jeff Buckley Grace
John Williams Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
John Williams Star Wars, Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
John Williams Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope
Limp Bizkit Still Sucks
The gods have decided to bless us with album of the decade early
Massive Attack Mezzanine
Metallica Master of Puppets
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork
Radiohead In Rainbows
Sweet Trip Velocity : Design : Comfort
System of a Down System of a Down
The Chameleons Script of the Bridge
Tool Lateralus

4.5 superb
A Perfect Circle Mer de Noms
Alice in Chains Dirt
Amon Tobin Permutation
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works 85-92
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works Volume II
Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
Arctic Monkeys Favourite Worst Nightmare
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Death Symbolic
Deftones White Pony
Deftones Deftones
Deftones Around the Fur
Depeche Mode Violator
Depeche Mode Music for the Masses
DMX It's Dark and Hell Is Hot
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
Giles Corey Giles Corey
Girls Against Boys Venus Luxure No. 1 Baby
Glassjaw Coloring Book
Hans Zimmer The Lion King
Interpol Interpol EP
John Williams Star Wars, Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Karnivool Sound Awake
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
Kraftwerk The Man-Machine
Le Mystere Des Voix Bulgares Le Mystere Des Voix Bulgares
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
Lorde Pure Heroine
Massive Attack Ritual Spirit
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Metallica ...And Justice for All
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Let Love In
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Tender Prey
O'Brother Garden Window
O'Brother The Death of Day
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Portishead Dummy
Rage Against The Machine Rage Against the Machine
Refused The Shape of Punk to Come
Sade Love Deluxe
Stimming Alpe Lusia
System of a Down Mezmerize
System of a Down Toxicity
The Dust Brothers Fight Club: The Original Motion Picture
The Smiths The Smiths
The Smiths The Queen Is Dead
The Smiths Hatful of Hollow
The Weeknd House of Balloons
The Weeknd Echoes of Silence
Tool Ænima
Tricky Maxinquaye
Unwound The Future of What
Weezer Pinkerton
Weezer Weezer

4.0 excellent
10 Years The Autumn Effect
A Perfect Circle Thirteenth Step
A Perfect Circle A Perfect Circle Live: Featuring Stone and Echo
A.A.L. (Against All Logic) 2012-2017
A.A.L. (Against All Logic) 2017-2019
Adam Betts Colossal Squid
Amon Tobin Supermodified
Arctic Monkeys Humbug
Beach House Teen Dream
Bjork Homogenic
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Bohren und der Club of Gore Sunset Mission
Breaking Benjamin Phobia
Breaking Benjamin Saturate
Chelsea Wolfe Hiss Spun
Chelsea Wolfe Pain Is Beauty
Chevelle Wonder What's Next
Cocteau Twins Treasure
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Converge Jane Doe
Creedence Clearwater Revival Creedence Clearwater Revival
Crosses Crosses
Daughters You Won't Get What You Want
Deftones Diamond Eyes
Simplistic in its nature yet incredibly effective, Diamond Eyes works on nearly every level.
Deftones Koi No Yokan
Deftones Ohms
Denzel Curry Imperial
Depeche Mode Playing The Angel
Depeche Mode Black Celebration
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech
Devin Townsend Project Transcendence
So yeah this is pretty good. rEDIT: Shit i made it go down to 4.1rMight bump later, sorry
Elton John The Lion King
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP 2
Eminem Relapse
Glassjaw Material Control
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute
Hajduk Кръв
Hans Zimmer and Benjamin Wallfisch Blade Runner 2049
Hum You'd Prefer an Astronaut
Hum Inlet
Interpol Our Love to Admire
Interpol Antics
Interpol El Pintor
ISIS Panopticon
Jakob Solace
James Blake The Colour in Anything
James Blake Overgrown
James Blake Assume Form
James Blake James Blake
John Coltrane A Love Supreme
John Williams Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures
Justin Hurwitz La La Land OST
Justin Hurwitz Whiplash OST
Kanye West Yeezus
Kanye West The College Dropout
Karnivool Themata
Kendrick Lamar DAMN.
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
King Krule The OOZ
King Krule 6 Feet Beneath the Moon
Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
My gateway to rock music, scratch that my gateway to music in general comes in the form of LP's debut album. Understanding and realizing music, that it can convey so much more emotion was a journey that I'm the farthest thing from completing but one that began with this 12 track roller coaster ride.
Linkin Park Meteora
This might be better than Hybrid Theory.rFuck your 50 characters.
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory EP
Linkin Park Live In Texas
Lorde Melodrama
Metallica Metallica
mewithoutYou [Untitled]
Moby Play
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile
O'Brother Endless Light
OutKast Aquemini
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
Pantera Far Beyond Driven
Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill
Prince Purple Rain
Prince Sign o' the Times
Protomartyr Relatives in Descent
Puscifer Conditions of My Parole
Queen A Night at the Opera
Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
Radiohead The King of Limbs
Radiohead OK Computer
Radiohead In Rainbows Disk 2
Slipknot Iowa
Soundtrack (Film) 8 Mile Soundtrack
Spiritualized Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space
System of a Down Steal This Album!
System of a Down Hypnotize
I forgot there are a lot of sweet tracks on this.
Tame Impala Currents
Team Sleep Team Sleep
Tenacious D Rize of the Fenix
The Last Shadow Puppets The Age Of The Understatement
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
The National Trouble Will Find Me
The National Boxer
The Roots Things Fall Apart
The Strokes Is This It
The Strokes Room on Fire
Tool Undertow
Tool 10,000 Days
Tool Salival
Tool Opiate
Ulver Perdition City
Unwound New Plastic Ideas
Unwound Repetition
Weezer The White Album

3.5 great
A Perfect Circle Eat the Elephant
They gave Maynard a little too much weed this time
alt-J An Awesome Wave
Arctic Monkeys AM
Arctic Monkeys Brianstorm
Arctic Monkeys Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino
Bjork Post
Breaking Benjamin We Are Not Alone
Breaking Benjamin Dear Agony
Bring Me The Horizon Sempiternal
Brockhampton SATURATION
Brockhampton SATURATION II
Cause And Effect Another Minute
Charli XCX Pop 2
Chevelle La Gárgola
Chevelle Sci-Fi Crimes
Danny Brown Atrocity Exhibition
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon
death's dynamic shroud.wmv Heavy Black Heart
Deftones Back to School (Mini Maggit)
Deftones B-Sides and Rarities
Depeche Mode Songs of Faith and Devotion
Depeche Mode Ultra
Depeche Mode Some Great Reward
Disturbed Indestructible
Dua Lipa Future Nostalgia
this does bop too much for its own good
Frank Ocean Blonde
Frank Ocean channel ORANGE
Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Silence
Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage
Grimes Miss Anthropocene
Grizzly Bear Veckatimest
Iggy Pop Post Pop Depression
Interpol Interpol
James Blake Before
Jay-Z and Kanye West Watch the Throne
Jeff Buckley Sketches for My Sweetheart the Drunk
Kamelot Haven
Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak
Kanye West The Life of Pablo
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
Kids See Ghosts Kids See Ghosts
Korn The Paradigm Shift
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin Presence
Leisure Suite Overture
Leprous The Congregation
Limp Bizkit Three Dollar Bill Y'all
Limp Bizkit Significant Other
Linkin Park Living Things
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Linkin Park The Hunting Party
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns
LION BABE Cosmic Wind
Massive Attack Blue Lines
Massive Attack The Spoils
Massive Attack Heligoland
Melvins A Senile Animal
Mike Shinoda Post Traumatic EP
Modest Mouse Good News for People Who Love Bad News
Muse Absolution
Nine Inch Nails Year Zero
Puscifer C is for...
Queens of the Stone Age Villains
Radiohead Hail to the Thief
Regina Spektor Remember Us To Life
Scars on Broadway Scars on Broadway
Soundtrack (Film) Django Unchained
Tame Impala The Slow Rush
Tenacious D Tenacious D
Tenacious D The Pick of Destiny
The Dear Hunter Act I: The Lake South, the River North
The Strokes The New Abnormal
The Weeknd Thursday
The Weeknd After Hours
Three Days Grace One-X
Two People First Body
Tyler, the Creator Flower Boy

3.0 good
Arctic Monkeys Fluorescent Adolescent
Arctic Monkeys Leave Before The Lights Come On
Arctic Monkeys Suck It and See
Blue Stahli Blue Stahli
Charli XCX Charli
Charli XCX How I'm Feeling Now
Deftones Gore
Deftones Black Stallion
Depeche Mode Delta Machine
Disturbed Immortalized
Eminem Recovery
Eminem Kamikaze
Hollywood Undead Swan Songs
Juice WRLD Legends Never Die
Kanye West Graduation
Kendrick Lamar untitled unmastered.
Korn The Serenity of Suffering
Korn The Path of Totality
This album is enjoyable to a certain extent. Over-hated as I like to call it.
Linkin Park Underground 9
O'Brother Disillusion
Puscifer Money Shot
Red (USA) End of Silence
Scars on Broadway Dictator
Skillet Awake
Skillet Comatose
Slipknot .5: The Gray Chapter
Sophie Oil of Every Pearl's Un-Insides
St. Vincent MassEducation
Starset Transmissions
Thor's Hammer The Fate Worse than Death
one of the most slightly racist, most greatest shithole albums of all time
Three Days Grace Transit of Venus
Three Days Grace Three Days Grace
Tool Fear Inoculum

2.5 average
Breaking Benjamin Dark Before Dawn
This doesn't do much for me, and I wanted it to.
Hollywood Undead American Tragedy
Hollywood Undead Notes From the Underground
Decent songs like Lion, From the Bottom and We Are , but that's about it. Everything else is passable.
Interpol Marauder
Kanye West Jesus Is King
Kanye West Donda
Rina Sawayama Sawayama
Saint Asonia Saint Asonia
Skillet Rise
The Menzingers After the Party
Three Days Grace Life Starts Now
Ulver The Assassination of Julius Caesar
Weezer The Black Album

2.0 poor
Billie Eilish dont smile at me
Bring Me The Horizon That's the Spirit
Oh, for fuck's sake don't rate albums before they are even released.
Deuce Nine Lives
Eminem Revival
Hollywood Undead Day of the Dead
Justin Timberlake Man of the Woods
Linkin Park One More Light
The Weeknd Trilogy
Three Days Grace Human
The already barely above average three days grace falls in the deep corners of mediocrity after the onlt thing that ever made them interesting (Adam Gontier) decided to save himself from this sinking ship.
Twice Formula of Love: O+T=<3

1.5 very poor
Aborted Hitler Cock Erections at An Animal Autopsy
Black Veil Brides We Stitch These Wounds
Deuce Call Me Big Deuce
Deuce The Two Thousand Eight EP
Lil Nas X Montero
Massive Attack Eutopia

1.0 awful
Feminazgul No Dawn for Men
Kendrick Lamar DAMN. Collector's Edition

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