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5.0 classic
Arnold Schwarzenegger Total Body Workout
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist
I hate all of my sputnik friends, they all lack taste sometimes.
Interpol Turn on the Bright Lights
Jeff Buckley Grace
John Williams Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope
John Williams Star Wars, Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
John Williams Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Limp Bizkit Still Sucks
The gods have decided to bless us with album of the decade early
Massive Attack Mezzanine
Metallica Master Of Puppets
Metallica Ride The Lightning
Michael Jackson Thriller
Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork
Slint Spiderland
System of a Down System of a Down
The Chameleons Script of the Bridge
The National Boxer
Tool Lateralus
Unwound Leaves Turn Inside You

4.5 superb
A Perfect Circle Mer de Noms
Alice in Chains Dirt
Amon Tobin Permutation
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works 85-92
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works Volume II
Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
Arctic Monkeys Favourite Worst Nightmare
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Creedence Clearwater Revival Cosmo's Factory
David Bowie Station to Station
Death Symbolic
Deftones White Pony
Deftones Around the Fur
Deftones Deftones
Deftones Koi No Yokan
Deftones private music
Depeche Mode Violator
Depeche Mode Music for the Masses
DMX It's Dark and Hell Is Hot
Down NOLA
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Eminem The Slim Shady LP
Giles Corey Giles Corey
Girls Against Boys Venus Luxure No. 1 Baby
Girls Against Boys House of GVSB
Glassjaw Coloring Book
Glassjaw Material Control
Hammerhead Into the Vortex
Hans Zimmer The Lion King
Interpol Our Love to Admire
Interpol Interpol EP
ISIS Oceanic
John Williams Star Wars, Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Joy Division Closer
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Karnivool Sound Awake
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
Kraftwerk The Man-Machine
Le Mystere Des Voix Bulgares Le Mystere Des Voix Bulgares
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
Linkin Park Meteora
This might be better than Hybrid Theory.rFuck your 50 characters.
Lorde Pure Heroine
Massive Attack Ritual Spirit
Megadeth Rust In Peace
Megadeth Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?
Metallica ...And Justice For All
Mgla Exercises in Futility
Misfits Static Age
Motorhead Overkill
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds The Boatman's Call
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Let Love In
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Tender Prey
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Wild God
O'Brother The Death of Day
O'Brother Garden Window
Pantera Far Beyond Driven
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill
Pink Floyd The Dark Side Of The Moon
Portishead Dummy
Radiohead In Rainbows
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine
Rammstein Sehnsucht
Ramones Rocket To Russia
Ramones Ramones
Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come
Sade Love Deluxe
Stimming Alpe Lusia
Sweet Trip Velocity : Design : Comfort
System of a Down Toxicity
System of a Down Mezmerize
TDK Неместа
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works
The Dillinger Escape Plan Option Paralysis
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer
The Dust Brothers Fight Club: The Original Motion Picture
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
The Smiths The Queen Is Dead
The Smiths The Smiths
The Smiths Hatful of Hollow
The Weeknd House of Balloons
The Weeknd Echoes of Silence
Tool Ænima
Tricky Maxinquaye
Ulcerate Cutting the Throat of God
Unwound The Future of What
Vektor Terminal Redux
Weezer Pinkerton
Weezer Weezer

4.0 excellent
10 Years The Autumn Effect
A Perfect Circle Thirteenth Step
A Perfect Circle A Perfect Circle Live: Featuring Stone and Echo
A.A.L. (Against All Logic) 2012-2017
A.A.L. (Against All Logic) 2017-2019
Adam Betts Colossal Squid
Amon Tobin Supermodified
Antonin Dvorak Serenade for Strings, Op.22, B.52
Arctic Monkeys Humbug
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Beach House Teen Dream
Bjork Homogenic
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Bohren und der Club of Gore Sunset Mission
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony E 1999 Eternal
Breaking Benjamin Saturate
Breaking Benjamin Phobia
Chelsea Wolfe Pain Is Beauty
Chelsea Wolfe Hiss Spun
Chevelle Wonder What's Next
Cocteau Twins Treasure
Converge Jane Doe
Converge Axe to Fall
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Creedence Clearwater Revival Green River
Creedence Clearwater Revival Creedence Clearwater Revival
Crosses Crosses
Crosses Initiation / Protection
Crosses permanent.radiant
Crosses Goodnight, God Bless, I Love U, Delete.
Daughters You Won't Get What You Want
Deftones Diamond Eyes
Simplistic in its nature yet incredibly effective, Diamond Eyes works on nearly every level.
Denzel Curry Imperial
Depeche Mode Playing The Angel
Depeche Mode Black Celebration
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech
Devin Townsend Project Transcendence
So yeah this is pretty good. rEDIT: Shit i made it go down to 4.1rMight bump later, sorry
Elton John The Lion King
Eminem Relapse
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP 2
Fever Ray Fever Ray
Girls Against Boys Cruise Yourself
Girls Against Boys You Can't Fight What You Can't See
Girls Against Boys Tropic of Scorpio
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute
Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Silence
Glassjaw Our Color Green (The Singles)
Hajduk Кръв
Hammerhead Duh, The Big City
Hans Zimmer and Benjamin Wallfisch Blade Runner 2049
Helmet Meantime
Helmet Betty
Hum Downward Is Heavenward
Hum You'd Prefer an Astronaut
Hum Inlet
Interpol Antics
Interpol El Pintor
ISIS Panopticon
Jakob Solace
James Blake James Blake
James Blake Overgrown
James Blake The Colour in Anything
James Blake Assume Form
Jawbox For Your Own Special Sweetheart
John Coltrane A Love Supreme
John Williams Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures
Justin Hurwitz Whiplash OST
Justin Hurwitz La La Land OST
Justin Timberlake FutureSex/LoveSounds
Kanye West The College Dropout
Kanye West Yeezus
Kanye West The Life of Pablo
Karnivool Themata
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
Kendrick Lamar DAMN.
King Krule 6 Feet Beneath the Moon
King Krule The OOZ
Kyuss Welcome To Sky Valley
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin Houses Of The Holy
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
My gateway to rock music, scratch that my gateway to music in general comes in the form of LP's debut album. Understanding and realizing music, that it can convey so much more emotion was a journey that I'm the farthest thing from completing but one that began with this 12 track roller coaster ride.
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory EP
Linkin Park Live In Texas
Lorde Melodrama
Melvins A Senile Animal
Metallica Metallica
mewithoutYou [Untitled]
Mgla Age of Excuse
Michael Jackson Dangerous
Moby Play
Morrissey Your Arsenal
Morrissey Vauxhall and I
Muse Absolution
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Henry's Dream
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Skeleton Tree
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile
O'Brother Endless Light
OutKast Aquemini
Prince Purple Rain
Prince Sign o' the Times
Protomartyr Relatives in Descent
Puscifer Conditions of My Parole
Queen A Night at the Opera
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
Queens of the Stone Age Rated R
Queens of the Stone Age Queens of the Stone Age
Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze
Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris
Radiohead OK Computer
Radiohead The King of Limbs
Radiohead In Rainbows Disk 2
Slipknot Iowa
Soundgarden Superunknown
Soundtrack (Film) 8 Mile Soundtrack
Spiritualized Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space
Suicidal Tendencies How Will I Laugh Tomorrow If I Can't Even Smile Today?
System of a Down Steal This Album!
System of a Down Hypnotize
I forgot there are a lot of sweet tracks on this.
Talk Talk The Colour of Spring
Tame Impala Currents
Team Sleep Team Sleep
Tenacious D Rize of the Fenix
The Cure Songs of a Lost World
The Dillinger Escape Plan Dissociation
The God Machine One Last Laugh in a Place of Dying...
The Last Shadow Puppets The Age Of The Understatement
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
The National Alligator
The National High Violet
The National Trouble Will Find Me
The Roots Things Fall Apart
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Strokes Is This It
The Strokes Room on Fire
Tool Undertow
Tool Opiate
Tool Salival
Tool 10,000 Days
Ulver Perdition City
Unwound Repetition
Unwound New Plastic Ideas
Unwound Fake Train
Weezer The White Album

3.5 great
A Perfect Circle Eat the Elephant
They gave Maynard a little too much weed this time
alt-J An Awesome Wave
Arctic Monkeys Brianstorm
Arctic Monkeys AM
Arctic Monkeys Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino
Big Pun Capital Punishment
Billy Squier Don't Say No
Birds Of Tokyo Universes
Bjork Post
Breaking Benjamin We Are Not Alone
Breaking Benjamin Dear Agony
Bring Me The Horizon Sempiternal
Brockhampton SATURATION
Brockhampton SATURATION II
Cause And Effect Another Minute
Charli XCX Pop 2
Chevelle Sci-Fi Crimes
Chevelle La Gárgola
Danny Brown Atrocity Exhibition
Danzig Danzig II: Lucifuge
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon
death's dynamic shroud Heavy Black Heart
Deftones Adrenaline
Deftones Back To School (Mini Maggit)
Deftones B-Sides And Rarities
Depeche Mode Ultra
Depeche Mode Songs of Faith and Devotion
Depeche Mode Some Great Reward
Depeche Mode Memento Mori
Disturbed Indestructible
Dua Lipa Future Nostalgia
this does bop too much for its own good
Frank Ocean channel ORANGE
Frank Ocean Blonde
Girls Against Boys Freak*on*ica
Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage
Grimes Miss Anthropocene
Grizzly Bear Veckatimest
Iggy Pop Lust For Life
Iggy Pop Post Pop Depression
Inc. No World
Interpol Interpol
James Blake Before
Jay-Z and Kanye West Watch the Throne
Jeff Buckley Sketches for My Sweetheart the Drunk
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience - 2 of 2
Kamelot Haven
Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak
Karnivool Asymmetry
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
Kids See Ghosts Kids See Ghosts
Korn The Paradigm Shift
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin Presence
Leisure Suite Overture
Leprous The Congregation
Limp Bizkit Significant Other
Limp Bizkit Three Dollar Bill Y'all
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Linkin Park Living Things
Linkin Park The Hunting Party
LION BABE Cosmic Wind
Local H As Good as Dead
Massive Attack Blue Lines
Massive Attack Heligoland
Massive Attack The Spoils
Mgla With Hearts Toward None
Michael Jackson Bad
Mike Shinoda Post Traumatic EP
Modest Mouse Good News for People Who Love Bad News
Morrissey You Are the Quarry
Mudvayne L.D. 50
Nine Inch Nails Year Zero
O'Brother You and I
Cheapskate
Opeth Damnation
Pantera Reinventing the Steel
Puscifer C is for...
Queens of the Stone Age In Times New Roman...
Radiohead Hail to the Thief
Rammstein Herzeleid
Regina Spektor Remember Us To Life
Roy Orbison In Dreams
Scars on Broadway Scars on Broadway
Soen Lotus
Soundtrack (Film) Django Unchained
Tame Impala The Slow Rush
Tenacious D Tenacious D
Tenacious D The Pick of Destiny
The Chats Get Fucked
The Dear Hunter Act I: The Lake South, the River North
The Strokes The New Abnormal
The Weeknd Thursday
The Weeknd After Hours
Thou Umbilical
Three Days Grace One-X
Two People First Body
Tyler, the Creator Flower Boy
Unwound Challenge For a Civilized Society

3.0 good
Arctic Monkeys Fluorescent Adolescent
Arctic Monkeys Leave Before The Lights Come On
Arctic Monkeys Suck It and See
Blue Stahli Blue Stahli
Charli XCX Charli
Charli XCX How I'm Feeling Now
Deftones Gore
Deftones Ohms
Deftones Black Stallion
Depeche Mode Delta Machine
Disturbed Immortalized
Eminem Recovery
Eminem Kamikaze
Hollywood Undead Swan Songs
James Blake Playing Robots Into Heaven
Juice WRLD Legends Never Die
Justin Timberlake Justified
Justin Timberlake Everything I Thought It Was
Justine Skye Space & Time
Kanye West Graduation
Kendrick Lamar untitled unmastered.
Korn The Path of Totality
This album is enjoyable to a certain extent. Over-hated as I like to call it.
Korn The Serenity of Suffering
Linkin Park Underground 9
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns
O'Brother Disillusion
Puscifer Money Shot
Queens of the Stone Age Villains
Radiohead Kid A
Red (USA) End of Silence
Scars on Broadway Dictator
Skillet Comatose
Skillet Awake
Slipknot .5: The Gray Chapter
Sophie Oil of Every Pearl's Un-Insides
St. Vincent Masseduction
Starset Transmissions
Thor's Hammer The Fate Worse than Death
one of the most slightly racist, most greatest shithole albums of all time
Three Days Grace Three Days Grace
Three Days Grace Transit of Venus
Tool Fear Inoculum

2.5 average
Breaking Benjamin Dark Before Dawn
This doesn't do much for me, and I wanted it to.
Charli XCX Brat
Hollywood Undead American Tragedy
Hollywood Undead Notes From the Underground
Decent songs like Lion, From the Bottom and We Are , but that's about it. Everything else is passable.
Interpol Marauder
Kanye West Jesus Is King
Kanye West Donda
Lil Yachty and James Blake BAD CAMEO
Rina Sawayama Sawayama
Saint Asonia Saint Asonia
Skillet Rise
Soen Imperial
The Menzingers After the Party
Three Days Grace Life Starts Now
Tinashe BB/ANG3L
Fell asleep
Ulver The Assassination of Julius Caesar
Weezer The Black Album

2.0 poor
Billie Eilish Don't Smile at Me
Bring Me The Horizon That's the Spirit
Oh, for fuck's sake don't rate albums before they are even released.
Deuce Nine Lives
Eminem Revival
Hollywood Undead Day of the Dead
Justin Timberlake Man of the Woods
Linkin Park One More Light
The Weeknd Trilogy
The Weeknd Dawn FM
Three Days Grace Human
The already barely above average three days grace falls in the deep corners of mediocrity after the onlt thing that ever made them interesting (Adam Gontier) decided to save himself from this sinking ship.
Twice Formula of Love: O+T=<3
Tyler, the Creator Chromakopia

1.5 very poor
Aborted Hitler Cock Erections at An Animal Autopsy
Black Veil Brides We Stitch These Wounds
Deuce The Two Thousand Eight EP
Deuce Call Me Big Deuce
Lil Nas X Montero
Massive Attack Eutopia

1.0 awful
Feminazgul No Dawn for Men
Kendrick Lamar DAMN. Collector's Edition
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