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5.0 classic
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies
Beastie Boys Paul's Boutique
Beck Odelay
Don't know WHY it took me so long to listen to this album in its entirety - this has to be one of the best genre-hopping albums ever made, and has some of the best sampling I've ever heard, right up there with Paul's Boutique.
Carly Rae Jepsen Emotion
Hands down the best pop album of the 21st century so far.
Chevelle Wonder What's Next
David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
Deftones Diamond Eyes
Green Day American Idiot
Jimmy Eat World Futures
Koji Kondo The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time OST
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Lorde Melodrama
Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar
Marmozets The Weird and Wonderful Marmozets
Megadeth Rust in Peace
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
Paramore Brand New Eyes
Pierce the Veil Collide with the Sky
Poppy EAT (NXT Soundtrack)
First three songs are all 5's in my book, then it sorta trails off by the end. Still an outstanding EP though, and definitely Poppy's heaviest to date. Makes me hope they stick to this sound moving forward, because this EP is a home run. rEDIT: Nevermind, this all slaps. r
PVRIS White Noise
Queen A Night at the Opera
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine
Run the Jewels RTJ4
Say Anything ...Is a Real Boy
Static Dress Rouge Carpet Disaster
Talking Heads Stop Making Sense
Talking Heads Remain in Light
Talking Heads Speaking in Tongues
The Dear Hunter The Color Spectrum (Complete Collection)
The Naked and Famous Passive Me, Aggressive You
The Story So Far Proper Dose
Wolf Alice Blue Weekend
I don?t remember the last time I gave an album a 5 so quickly, but this is one of the best indie albums of the last handful of years. This hit some kind of chord with me that I just can?t adequately explain.

4.5 superb
Aesop Rock Spirit World Field Guide
One of the best rap albums of the year, easily. Subverts all my expectations of what a rap album in 2020 would be like.
Alexisonfire Otherness
Alice in Chains Dirt
Alpha Wolf/Holding Absence The Lost & the Longing
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil
Beastie Boys Licensed to Ill
Beck Midnite Vultures
Bjork Vespertine
Bjork Post
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Brand New Deja Entendu
Brand New Science Fiction
Brian Eno Another Green World
Gee thanks The Lovely Bones and Me Earl And The Dying Girl now I can't listen to 'The Big Ship' without thinking about death
Captain, We're Sinking The Future Is Cancelled
Chevelle This Type Of Thinking (Could Do Us In)
Chevelle La Gárgola
Chevelle Vena Sera
Chevelle The North Corridor
CHVRCHES Screen Violence
Circa Survive Blue Sky Noise
clipping. Visions of Bodies Being Burned
Closure in Moscow First Temple
Closure in Moscow Pink Lemonade
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Daughters Daughters
David Bowie Blackstar
Deftones White Pony
Deftones Ohms
Don Broco Technology
Enter Shikari The Mindsweep
Every Time I Die Radical
Every Time I Die Low Teens
Every Time I Die New Junk Aesthetic
Fiends Me Time
Fit for a King Dark Skies
Foo Fighters Wasting Light
Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape
Frank Iero and The Future Violents Parachutes
Gatherers " ( mutilator. ) "
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute
Glassjaw Our Color Green (The Singles)
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
Green Day Dookie
Grimes Art Angels
Hail the Sun Wake
Hail the Sun Divine Inner Tension
Haken Virus
Holding Absence The Greatest Mistake of My Life
I See Stars Treehouse
I the Mighty Connector
I the Mighty Karma Never Sleeps
Ice Nine Kills The Silver Scream 2: Welcome to Horrorwood
Jimmy Eat World Integrity Blues
Johnny Booth Moments Elsewhere
Justin Hurwitz La La Land OST
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
Lacey Sturm Life Screams
Lana Del Rey Norman Fucking Rockwell!
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
Lindsey Stirling Shatter Me
Lindsey Stirling Artemis
Every bit as good (and possibly better) than Shatter Me. The songs are complex, intricate, and catchy as hell.
Linkin Park Meteora
Lorde Pure Heroine
Marilyn Manson Mechanical Animals
Mayday Parade A Lesson In Romantics
Megadeth Peace Sells... but Who's Buying?
Metallica ...And Justice for All
Metallica Master of Puppets
mewithoutYou Pale Horses
Motionless in White Reincarnate
Muse Origin of Symmetry
Muse Absolution
My Chemical Romance Number One
New Order Blue Monday
Night Verses From the Gallery of Sleep
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
Nirvana In Utero
Norma Jean All Hail
Norma Jean Polar Similar
Norma Jean Wrongdoers
Nothing More Spirits
Not only is this probably their best album yet, but it's easily their heaviest as well. So many good songs here - Nothing More is becoming one of the best mainstream hard rock bands out there.
Pearl Jam Ten
Poppy I Disagree
Poppy Bubblebath
Queen Queen
Queen Queen II
Queen Sheer Heart Attack
Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles
Silent Planet Iridescent
Sleeping With Sirens If You Were a Movie, This Would Be Your Soundtrack
Slipknot Iowa
Spanish Love Songs Brave Faces Everyone
Taking Back Sunday Where You Want To Be
Talking Heads Talking Heads: 77
Talking Heads Fear of Music
Tallah Matriphagy
Thank You Scientist Stranger Heads Prevail
The All-American Rejects Sweat EP
The Chemical Brothers Hanna OST
The Dear Hunter Act IV: Rebirth in Reprise
The Dear Hunter Act V: Hymns with the Devil in Confessional
The Dear Hunter Violet
The Dear Hunter Act II: The Meaning of, & All Things Regarding Ms. Leading
The Devil Wears Prada ZII
The Dillinger Escape Plan Miss Machine
The Fall of Troy Phantom on the Horizon
The Killers Hot Fuss
The National High Violet
The Paper Chase Now You Are One of Us
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
The Venetia Fair Every Sick, Disgusting Thought...
The Wonder Years The Greatest Generation
Trivium In the Court of the Dragon
Twenty One Pilots Trench
Van Halen Van Halen
Ween Quebec
Weezer Pinkerton
Wolf Alice Visions of a Life

4.0 excellent
A Day To Remember Common Courtesy
Aerosmith Aerosmith
Aerosmith Get Your Wings
AFI Burials
Alejandro Aranda Doom Hologram
Alice in Chains Facelift
All Time Low Don't Panic
All Time Low Don't Panic: It's Longer Now!
Alpha Wolf A Quiet Place to Die
Anberlin Silverline
Angels and Airwaves Lifeforms
Anna von Hausswolff Dead Magic
Avenged Sevenfold Life Is But a Dream...
This shit's all over the place and bombastic as hell. Can't want to see how polarizing it is on this site.
Avril Lavigne Let Go
Bad Nerves Bad Nerves
Bad Omens Finding God Before God Finds Me
It reminds me a lot of BMTH, but this is a more refined and improved version of their initial sound. Really impressive and some surprisingly heavy stuff.
Beck Guero
Black Veil Brides Set the World on Fire
blink-182 Blink-182
Blondie Plastic Letters
Blondie Parallel Lines
Bo Burnham what.
Bo Burnham Inside (The Songs)
Do comedy albums qualify as AOTY contenders? Because with this release, they sure do now. Burnham has always been a good writer, but this album finds him honing his craft even further. You?ll laugh and you?ll cry with this one.
Brand New Daisy
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Breathe Carolina Hello Fascination
Bring Me the Horizon Sempiternal
Bring Me the Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It...
Bring Me the Horizon Post Human: Survival Horror
Honestly, this is way better than it had any right to be. Easily their best work since Sempiturnal.
Carly Rae Jepsen Dedicated
This essentially feels like Emotion 2.0 in a lot of ways, which isn't a bad thing. The album
finds itself in a grey area between being well-produced and overly produced though, and
there's maybe one or two songs I could've done without. Those things aside, it's catchy and
fun and a great follow up to Emotion.
Carly Rae Jepsen Dedicated Side B
Carly Rae Jepsen The Loneliest Time
Hot diggity damn this woman can do no wrong. I'm convinced she couldn't make a bad album even if she tried.
Carly Rae Jepsen The Loveliest Time
Tough album to rate. There's a few top-tier CRJ tracks, but the rest is pretty wildly

EDIT: Nevermind, album's a grower for sure.
Chevelle Sci-Fi Crimes
Chevelle Hats Off To The Bull
Childish Gambino "Awaken, My Love!"
Chiodos Illuminaudio
CHVRCHES The Bones of What You Believe
CHVRCHES Every Open Eye
clipping. There Existed an Addiction to Blood
Coheed and Cambria Vaxis II: A Window of the Waking Mind
Converge Jane Doe
I can respect this for what it was at the time, and it's definitely hard hitting as HELL, but a lot of the songs sound the same and it can be hard to remember certain ones.
Converge The Dusk in Us
Crown the Empire The Resistance: Rise of the Runaways
Crystal Lake The Voyages
David Bowie Station to Station
David Bowie "Heroes"
David Bowie Hunky Dory
Death From Above 1979 The Physical World
Death Grips The Money Store
Deftones Around the Fur
Deftones Deftones
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist
Deftones Koi No Yokan
Demi Lovato Don't Forget
Denzel Curry TA13OO
Devil Sold His Soul Loss
Devon Kay and The Solutions Limited Joy
Disturbed Believe
Don Broco Amazing Things
This was a fun and surprisingly heavy album. Just as goofy and catchy as theyve always been. Hearing a chorus
about a stressed out security guard is one of the highlights of my week.
Ebonivory The Long Dream I
Eisley Room Noises
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Emma Ruth Rundle Marked for Death
Enter Shikari Nothing Is True and Everything Is Possible
Envy On The Coast Lowcountry
Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown
Every Time I Die Gutter Phenomenon
Famous Last Words The Incubus
Fiona Apple Fetch the Bolt Cutters
Fleetwood Mac Rumours
Flyleaf Flyleaf
Flyleaf Memento Mori
Foo Fighters In Your Honor
Foo Fighters Foo Fighters
Foo Fighters Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace
Foo Fighters But Here We Are
Damn, this is (emotionally) heavy, but
wonderfully made. This one's for Taylor.
Forgive Durden Wonderland
Four Year Strong Brain Pain
Frank Iero and The Future Violents Stomachaches
Frank Iero and The Future Violents Barriers
It gets off to a slow and kinda weird start, but once it gets going it stays consistently solid throughout. A lot more garage-rock sounding than past releases, with a few songs being reminiscent of bands like The White Stripes. Overall a really impressive album, best songs are Medicine State Garden, Fever Dream, and Great Party.
Garbage Garbage
Get Scared Built For Blame, Laced With Shame
Get Scared Demons
Get Scared The Dead Days
Glassjaw Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Silence
Glassjaw Coloring Book
Glassjaw Material Control
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
Good Tiger Raised in a Doomsday Cult
Gospel The Loser
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown
Green Day Insomniac
Greyhaven Empty Black
Grouplove Never Trust A Happy Song
One of the better indie pop albums to come from the 2010's imo. Pure fun to listen to and full of energy. It maybe drops off by the end, but it's still a blast to hear.
Grouplove Big Mess
Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction
Hail the Sun Mental Knife
Hail the Sun New Age Filth
Hands Like Houses Unimagine
Hayley Williams Petals for Armor
Hayley Williams Petals For Armor I
Very creative and well-written stuff! Looking forward to the rest of the album if it's anything like this.
He Is Legend I Am Hollywood
Holding Absence The Noble Art of Self-Destruction
Hum You'd Prefer an Astronaut
I the Mighty Satori
Ice Nine Kills The Silver Scream
Innerpartysystem Innerpartysystem
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
Jack White Fear of the Dawn
Jeff Rosenstock NO DREAM
Jimmy Eat World Chase This Light
Jimmy Eat World Bleed American
Jimmy Eat World Surviving
Jimmy Eat World Clarity
Jimmy Eat World Static Prevails
KANGA You And I Will Never Die
Kate Bush The Kick Inside
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard K.G.
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard L. W.
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of...
Knocked Loose A Tear in the Fabric of Life
Knocked Loose A Different Shade of Blue
Lady Gaga The Fame Monster
Lana Del Rey Born to Die
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
Lights Little Machines
Limp Bizkit The Unquestionable Truth - Part I
Makari Continuum
Make Them Suffer How to Survive a Funeral
Marilyn Manson The Pale Emperor
Marilyn Manson Holy Wood
Marilyn Manson Portrait of an American Family
Massive Attack Mezzanine
Maybeshewill I Was Here For a Moment, Then I Was Gone
Mayday Parade Black Lines
Mayday Parade Sunnyland
Megadeth Youthanasia
Megadeth Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good!
Megadeth Endgame
Melted Bodies Enjoy Yourself
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Metallica Metallica
Michael Giacchino Let Me In
A truly haunting yet masterful collection of compositions to perfectly fit the movie that it accompanies. I'd recommend it to any one who liked the movie, or enjoys listening to classical music, as this is one of the best movie soundtracks I've ever listened to.
Motionless in White Scoring the End of the World
Some good old fashioned cheesy-ass tongue in cheek metalcore. God I love it.
Muse Black Holes & Revelations
My Chemical Romance Number Five
My Chemical Romance Number Three
My Chemical Romance Number Two
My Chemical Romance Conventional Weapons
My Chemical Romance May Death Never Stop You
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade: The B-Sides
Neon Trees Pop Psychology
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Skeleton Tree
Nick Cave and Warren Ellis Carnage
Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine
No Doubt Tragic Kingdom
Norma Jean Deathrattle Sing for Me
The individual songs kick so much ass, but there's something about the album's flow that just feels sort I don't know. I think there's a little too much filler/padding and some of the tonal shifts are a bit jarring.
Nothing More Nothing More
Of Mice and Men The Flood
Orbit Culture Nija
Origami Angel Gami Gang
Panic! at the Disco Vices & Virtues
Paradise Lost Obsidian
Paramore Riot!
Paramore Paramore
Paramore Singles Club
Paramore This Is Why
There's things I could nitpick about this if I really wanted to, but this is still the best
Paramore/Hayley has sounded in years.
Pierce the Veil Selfish Machines
Pierce the Veil Misadventures
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Plini Impulse Voices
Poppy Choke
Poppy I Disagree (more)
Poppy Flux
Really solid stuff. Surprised by some of the turns it takes toward the second half.
Porter Robinson Nurture
Primus Frizzle Fry
Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese
PRIZM All Night
Protest the Hero Palimpsest
Psychedelic Porn Crumpets Shyga! The Sunlight Mound
PVRIS All We Know of Heaven, All We Need of Hell
PVRIS Hallucinations
PVRIS White Noise (Deluxe Version)
Queen The Works
Queen Jazz
Queen A Day at the Races
Queen The Miracle
Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork
Radiohead OK Computer
Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire
Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come
Rina Sawayama Sawayama
Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2
Rush Moving Pictures
Saidan Onryo II: Her Spirit Eternal
Saosin Translating the Name
I can totally see the influence that this EP had on the genre, and most of it still holds up today. The only complaint I really have is that the songs start to sound a bit similar towards the end.
Satyr Locus
Say Anything Say Anything
Say Anything Hebrews
Say Anything I Don't Think It Is
Seahaven Halo of Hurt
Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols
Sleeping With Sirens Let's Cheers to This
Sleeping With Sirens Madness
Sleigh Bells Treats
Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses
Slipknot We Are Not Your Kind
St. Vincent Strange Mercy
Static-X Project Regeneration Vol. 1
Static-X Wisconsin Death Trip
Sum 41 All Killer No Filler
System of a Down Toxicity
System of a Down System of a Down
Taking Back Sunday Louder Now
Talking Heads More Songs About Buildings and Food
Tallah The Generation of Danger
Thank You Scientist Maps of Non-Existent Places
The All-American Rejects Move Along
The Almost Fear Inside Our Bones
The Clash The Clash
The Classic Crime Albatross
The Classic Crime The Silver Cord
The Classic Crime Phoenix
The Classic Crime Grim Age
The Damned Things Ironiclast
The Dear Hunter Blue
The Dear Hunter Red
The Dear Hunter Yellow
The Dear Hunter Black
The Dear Hunter Green
The Dear Hunter Orange
The Dear Hunter White
The Dear Hunter The Color Spectrum
The Dear Hunter Act III: Life and Death
The Dear Hunter Antimai
This is definitely their most bombastic album yet, but the hooks are so good it's hard not to love. The downside is that a few songs meander a bit too much for my liking, but for the most part this is another hit for them.
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
The Dillinger Escape Plan One of Us Is the Killer
The Dirty Nil Fuck Art
What a way to kick off the new year! This is one of the most upbeat and energetic pop punk albums I've heard in a while, and just about every song is catchy as hell too.
The Fall of Troy The Fall of Troy
The Fall of Troy Doppelganger
The Ghost Inside The Ghost Inside
The Hotelier Home, Like NoPlace Is There
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
The Naked and Famous In Rolling Waves
The Ocean Phanerozoic II: Mesozoic | Cenozoic
The Raconteurs Consolers of the Lonely
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Strokes The New Abnormal
The Used The Used
The Used The Canyon
Call me crazy, but this might be their best album. Way more creative and ambitious than I would have expected. Sure the production is a little wacky, but I like the raw feel to it.
The Used Artwork
The Wonder Years The Hum Goes on Forever
Thirty Seconds to Mars 30 Seconds To Mars
Thousand Foot Krutch The End Is Where We Begin
Tonight Alive What Are You So Scared Of?
Trivium What the Dead Men Say
Twenty One Pilots Vessel
Twenty One Pilots Twenty One Pilots
Vennart In The Dead, Dead Wood
Volbeat Servant Of The Mind
Great album, but would've been even better if they didn't end the album with arguably the worst song they've ever made.
Weezer Weezer
Weezer Everything Will Be Alright in the End
While She Sleeps Brainwashed
While She Sleeps You Are We
Within the Ruins Black Heart
Some of the fastest and most aggressive metalcore put out this year. Both instrumental tracks are great, but the closer leaves a little more to be desired.
Wolves at the Gate Eclipse
Yes Fragile
You Me At Six Hold Me Down

3.5 great
A Day To Remember Homesick
A Day To Remember What Separates Me from You
A Day To Remember Bad Vibrations
Excellent follow up to Common Courtesy. Has some really good heavy songs and is good fun to listen to. The album peaks with "Exposed" and "Reassemble," with the only bad song being "We Got This."
Adele 21
Aerosmith Just Push Play
AFI Sing the Sorrow
AFI AFI (The Blood Album)
Against The Current Infinity
Alex Lahey The Best of Luck Club
Alien Ant Farm ANThology
Alien Ant Farm TruANT
Alien Ant Farm Up in the Attic
All Time Low Nothing Personal
All Time Low Dirty Work
Angels and Airwaves The Dream Walker
Another Sky Music For Winter Vol. 1
As I Lay Dying Shaped by Fire
Asking Alexandria From Death to Destiny
Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare
Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold
Avenged Sevenfold The Stage
Avril Lavigne Under My Skin
Avril Lavigne Goodbye Lullaby
Bad Meets Evil Hell: The Sequel
Bad Omens The Death of Peace of Mind
Balance and Composure Too Quick to Forgive
Beach House Once Twice Melody
Beartooth Disgusting
Beartooth Disease
Beartooth B-Sides
Beck Mutations
Better Lovers God Made Me an Animal
Between the Buried and Me Colors II
Black Crown Initiate Violent Portraits of Doomed Escape
Black Veil Brides Wretched and Divine
Black Veil Brides Re-Stitch These Wounds
Black Veil Brides The Mourning
blink-182 Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
blink-182 Dogs Eating Dogs
Blondie Blondie
Blue Oyster Cult The Symbol Remains
Bo Burnham Words Words Words
Boston Manor Glue
Pretty frontloaded, but it has some damn great highlights.
Boys Like Girls Boys Like Girls
Breathe Carolina Hell Is What You Make It
Very solid hard rock album that starts and ends with a lot of energy. Only downside is that the middle loses a little bit of steam. But overall, I'm really looking forward to hearing from this band in the future.
Bury Tomorrow Cannibal
Bury Tomorrow The Seventh Sun
Caligula's Horse Rise Radiant
Carly Rae Jepsen Emotion: Side B
Carly Rae Jepsen Tug of War
Chamber (USA) Cost of Sacrifice
Charli XCX How I'm Feeling Now
Chelsea Wolfe Hiss Spun
Chevelle Point #1
Chiodos Devil
Circa Survive A Dream About Love
Circa Survive Violent Waves
clipping. CLPPNG
Coldrain Vena
Creeper Sex, Death and the Infinite Void
Very solid, well-written, and atmospheric blend of punk rock, indie, and post-punk. Only held back by an over-reliance on spoken word filler and occasionally below average instrumentation.
Crippled Black Phoenix Ellengaest
Crossfaith Species
Crown the Empire The Fallout
Crown the Empire Retrograde
Damone Out Here All Night
Daughters You Won't Get What You Want
David Bowie Low
David Bowie Earthling
Dead Poetic New Medicines
Dead Sara Dead Sara
Deafheaven Sunbather
Dear Youth Heirloom
Delain Apocalypse & Chill
A bit bloated, and suffers from inconsistent production quality. Otherwise though, this is a solid album. 'Combustion' alone boosted this rating up a half point.
Destiny Potato Lun
Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows D.R.U.G.S.
Disturbed The Sickness
Disturbed Ten Thousand Fists
Disturbed Indestructible
Don Broco Priorities
Don Broco Automatic
Driveways Skeptic
Pretty solid stuff, but 'Sea In Storm' feels incredibly out of place here.
Emarosa 131
Emery Rub Some Dirt on It
END Splinters From An Ever-Changing Face
Enter Shikari The Spark
Enter Shikari Rat Race
Enter Shikari A Kiss For The Whole World
Evanescence The Bitter Truth
Every Time I Die Ex Lives
Every Time I Die The Big Dirty
Everything in Slow Motion Influence
Fall Out Boy Infinity on High
Falling in Reverse Just Like You
Finch What It Is to Burn
Fireworks Higher Lonely Power
I have a lot of respect for the ambition of this record, though I think it would've benefitted
from a bit more focus. Regardless, there's a lot of high quality stuff here. A solid 3.5 in my
Flying Lotus You're Dead!
Flyleaf New Horizons
Four Year Strong Enemy of the World
Foxy Shazam Introducing
Foxy Shazam Foxy Shazam
Frank Iero and The Future Violents Heaven is a Place, This is a Place
Frenzal Rhomb The Cup of Pestilence
Garbage Strange Little Birds
Get Scared Best Kind of Mess
Get Scared Everyone's Out To Get Me
Ghost (SWE) Seven Inches Of Satanic Panic
Ghost (SWE) Meliora
Gospel MVDM: Magick Volumes Of Dark Madder
Green Day Nimrod
Green Day Kerplunk
Green Day 39/Smooth
Greyhaven This Bright and Beautiful World
Greywind Afterthoughts
Grimes Miss Anthropocene
Grimes Visions
Grouplove This Is This
Gulch Impenetrable Cerebral Fortress
Hail the Sun Culture Scars
HAIM Women In Music, Pt. III
Hands Like Houses Dissonants
Hayley Williams Petals For Armor II
He Is Legend Endless Hallway
Hollywood Undead New Empire Vol. 1
House Of Heroes The End is Not The End
Hum Inlet
I See Stars New Demons
I See Stars Anomaly / Drift
I the Mighty We Speak
Ice Nine Kills Every Trick in the Book
Injury Reserve By The Time I Get To Phoenix
Intervals Circadian
Invent Animate The Sun Sleeps, As If It Never Was
Invent Animate Heavener
This is about as technically impressive as modern metalcore is gonna get. It's just too bad that so many songs have that stereotypical djent-y sound that gets kinda boring by the end of the album.
Jack White Blunderbuss
Jane's Addiction Nothing's Shocking
Great instrumentation throughout, and the psychedelic influences are awesome. I just feel like the album doesn't flow very well, and some filler could've been cut.
Janus Red Right Return
Japanese Breakfast Jubilee
Jeff Rosenstock WORRY.
Jessie Ware What's Your Pleasure?
Jessie Ware That! Feels Good!
Jimmy Eat World Invented
Jimmy Eat World Stay on My Side Tonight
Johnny Booth Storyteller
Joyce Manor 40 oz. to Fresno
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience
Kanye West Yeezus
Katy Perry Teenage Dream
Kendrick Lamar Mr. Morale and the Big Steppers
Kill the Lights (UK) The Sinner
Very solid modern metalcore record with progressive tendencies. Album is at its best when it commits fully to being progressive.
Killer Be Killed Reluctant Hero
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Infest the Rats' Nest
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Butterfly 3000
King Mothership The Ritual
Has some noteworthy flaws (too much filler, inconsistent writing) but they're mostly rirrelevant considering how ambitions and interesting the rest of this album is. It has rgood vocals, unique (and great) instrumental work, and an absolutely KILLER back half.
Knocked Loose Laugh Tracks
Knocked Loose Pop Culture
Korn Requiem
Korn The Serenity of Suffering
Korn The Nothing
Every bit as consistently solid as TSoS, but with a few missteps along the way. The interludes really didn't need to be included at all, and the ending was very underwhelming.
L.S. Dunes Past Lives
Lady Gaga The Fame
Lamb of God Lamb of God
Lapsley Cautionary Tales of Youth
Limp Bizkit Still Sucks
Lindsey Stirling Lindsey Stirling
Linkin Park The Hunting Party
Lizzy McAlpine five seconds flat
When she elevates her songs beyond the typical standard of minimalistic, breathy, folk-pop, the
album is REALLY GOOD. But the majority of the album is very typical melodramatic, boring folk
music that drags the rest of it down.

I don't know, I didn't love this as much as others and I never got the appeal of Phoebe Bridgers
either. Maybe folk just ain't my thing.
Loathe (UK) I Let It In And It Took Everything
Lorde The Love Club
Love, Robot Rebuild | Rebirth
Magdalena Bay Mercurial World
Marilyn Manson Heaven Upside Down
Marilyn Manson We Are Chaos
Certainly gonna polarize people, but Manson does a good job of mixing new sounds with old. Sure it's mostly in a softer direction, but that turned out to not be such a bad thing.
Marilyn Manson The Golden Age of Grotesque
Maybeshewill Not For Want Of Trying
Mayday Parade Mayday Parade
Mayday Parade What It Means To Fall Apart
Megadeth So Far, So Good... So What!
Megadeth Countdown to Extinction
Megadeth Cryptic Writings
Megadeth Dystopia
Miley Cyrus Plastic Hearts
Definitely the best thing she's ever made (although the bar isn't that high). The 80's sound really works well for her, but there are definitely some duds to be found here too. It feels like she's pandering a little too hard to the 80's crowd by having features from Billy Idol and Joan Jett, and some of the slower songs miss the mark, but the highlights are VERY good.
Moon Kissed I’d Like to Tell You Something Important
Has some outstanding highlights, but also has some boring/skippable tracks. Those two spoken word interludes are so unnecessary though and add nothing to the listening experience.
MSPAINT Post-American
Mt. Eddy Chroma
Mudvayne Lost and Found
Muse Showbiz
Muse The 2nd Law
Mutoid Man Mutants
My Chemical Romance I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love
My Chemical Romance Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys
My Chemical Romance Number Four
Neck Deep Life's Not Out To Get You
New Found Glory Forever + Ever x Infinity
Nirvana Nevermind
Norma Jean Meridional
Nothing But Thieves Moral Panic
Nova Twins Supernova
Of Mice and Men Restoring Force
Of Mice and Men Timeless
One Day as a Lion One Day as a Lion
Orbit Culture Descent
Origami Angel The Brightest Days
orphantwin Future Classic
Pale Waves Unwanted
This is an improvement over their last album in almost everyway - sure it's still very much Avril
Lavigne-core, but they're pulling it off way better now. It's too bad the quality slowly dips
throughout the album, because the first handful of tracks are kick-ass.
Pale Waves My Mind Makes Noises
Pale Waves All the Things I Never Said
Palmist Fake Smiles
Panic! at the Disco Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die!
Paramore All We Know Is Falling
Parkway Drive Atlas
Pierce the Veil The Jaws of Life
Pinegrove 11:11
Polaris (AUS) The Death of Me
Pom Poko Cheater
Poppy Am I a Girl?
Public Memory Illusion of Choice
Pull Down the Sun Of Valleys and Mountains
PUP The Unraveling of PUPTheBand
Queen News of the World
Queen The Game
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
Queens of the Stone Age In Times New Roman...
Rage Against the Machine Renegades
Rain City Drive To Better Days
Red (USA) Declaration
Relient K Forget and Not Slow Down
Rise Against Appeal to Reason
Robyn Body Talk
Rolo Tomassi Where Myth Becomes Memory
Royal Blood Royal Blood
Royal Blood Back to the Water Below
Save Face Another Kill for the Highlight Reel
Say Anything In Defense of the Genre
Sculpture of Violence Giver
Seaway Big Vibe
Seether Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum
Selena Gomez Kiss & Tell
Senses Fail Hell Is in Your Head
Senses Fail Still Searching
Silverstein Dead Reflection
Single File Common Struggle
This album is solid, if unremarkable, but the real question is who tf labeled this as jazz lmao
Sleeping With Sirens Complete Collapse
Sleigh Bells Texis
Slipknot Slipknot
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
slowthai UGLY
Sordid Pink Sordid Pink
Static-X Machine
Static-X Start A War
Strapping Young Lad City
Stray from the Path Euthanasia
Svalbard When I Die, Will I Get Better?
Taking Back Sunday Happiness Is
Taking Back Sunday Tidal Wave
Taking Back Sunday New Again
Talking Heads Little Creatures
Teenage Wrist Earth Is A Black Hole
Thank You Scientist Terraformer
The All-American Rejects Kids in the Street
The Amity Affliction Not Without My Ghosts
It's solid, but nothing amazing - probably somewhere between a 3 and 3.5. I'll round up since this is a big step up from their last few albums.
The Armed Perfect Saviors
The Armed Ultrapop
The Atomic Bitchwax Scorpio
The Callous Daoboys Celebrity Therapist
The Dead Rabbitts Shapeshifter
The Dear Hunter Migrant
The Dear Hunter Indigo
The Dear Hunter Act I: The Lake South, the River North
The Dear Hunter All Is As All Should Be
The Devil Wears Prada The Act
The Devil Wears Prada Color Decay
The Dillinger Escape Plan Ire Works
The Dismemberment Plan Emergency & I
The Fall of Troy Mukiltearth
The Joy Formidable The Big Roar
The Maine Lovely Little Lonely
The Raconteurs Help Us Stranger
The Tallest Man on Earth The Wild Hunt
The Used Vulnerable
The Used Lies for the Liars
The Venetia Fair The Venetia Fair... Basically Just Does Karaoke
The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan
Thirty Seconds to Mars A Beautiful Lie
Thirty Seconds to Mars This Is War
thrown Extended Pain
Tonight Alive The Other Side
Trophy Eyes Suicide and Sunshine
Turnstile Glow On
Underoath They're Only Chasing Safety
Underoath Voyeurist This World Is Going to Ruin You
Vexes Imagine What We Could Destroy / If Only Given Time
Wednesday Rat Saw God
This is good! I'm not as huge on it as some of the other people on this site, but to be fair I would've never guessed that I'd like a shoegaze-y country album as much as this. And yeah, Bull Believer really is something else.
Weezer SZNZ: Autumn
Easily the best of the SZNZ's EPs. Sure that wasn't a high bar to clear, but it's nice to hear Weezer sounding catchy and energized again.
Weezer Maladroit
Weezer Hurley
Weezer OK Human
Yeah Yeah Yeahs Cool It Down
Yeah Yeah Yeahs It's Blitz!
Yellowcard Paper Walls
Yours Truly Self Care

3.0 good
100 Gecs 10,000 gecs
Quality kinda drops off a cliff by the last few songs but this is still way better than their debut.
AC/DC Power Up
AFI Decemberunderground
AFI Crash Love
AFI Bodies
Against The Current In Our Bones
Alex Lahey The Answer Is Always Yes
Alien Ant Farm Always and Forever
All Time Low The Party Scene
All Time Low Future Hearts
All Time Low Wake Up, Sunshine
Though probably a third of this album could have been cut (including the abysmal and stupid closing track), most of this is a fun, if relatively safe, pop-punk album. There are some pretty catchy tracks to be found here.
Amarionette [US] Sunset On This Generation
Angels and Airwaves We Don't Need to Whisper
Anneke van Giersbergen The Darkest Skies Are The Brightest
Annisokay Aurora
Antarctigo Vespucci Love in the Time of E​-​Mail
As Everything Unfolds Ultraviolet
The highlights are awesome (especially the heavier tracks) but there's too many dull/boring songs in between that drag the score down. The band has potential to be great though.
Asking Alexandria The Black
Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King
Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing
Bad Omens Bad Omens
Beach Bunny Blame Game
Beartooth Below
Beastie Boys Ill Communication
Beck Colors
Beck The Information
Beck Modern Guilt
Billie Eilish dont smile at me
Decent enough debut EP, Eilish has a ton of potential. She kinda feels like a one-trick pony though, and clearly has room to grow and mature as an artist. Awesome start though!
Billie Joe Armstrong No Fun Mondays
A fun and harmless covers album. Kinda funny that this blows 'Father of All' out of the goddamn water though.
Black Veil Brides The Night
Black Veil Brides The Phantom Tomorrow
Can?t help but feel like the ratings are a LITTLE inflated...but still this isn?t bad. Kinda forgettable, but pretty
Blaqk Audio Beneath the Black Palms
blink-182 Enema Of The State
Blood Command Praise Armageddonism
This rating would probably be much higher if it weren't for one thing - the absolutely GRATING screams. Has some really catchy hooks and slaps quite a bit when she's using her cleans, but the screaming is absolutely awful.
Blood on the Dance Floor Bad Blood
Blue Stahli Copper
Boys of Fall Distance
Decent, but inconsistent. There's a lot of talent in this band that's unfortunately weighed down by poor songwriting and constant tonal changes.
Bring Me the Horizon That's the Spirit
Bring Me the Horizon Amo
Broadside Into the Raging Sea
Bruno Mars Doo-Wops & Hooligans
Bruno Mars Unorthodox Jukebox
Bullet for My Valentine Bullet For My Valentine
Honestly not bad, especially compared to their last album. They're still as inconsistent as they've always been, but a lot of this slaps pretty hard. Just ignore that drum production...that part sucks.
Cage The Elephant Melophobia
Caroline Polachek Desire, I Want To Turn Into You
It's not bad - there's a few pleasant songs here. But this feels like pop music that's allergic to hooks, and because of that so many songs just sorta come and go without leaving any impression, good or bad.
Charli XCX Crash
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Gone Are The Good Days
Circa Survive Two Dreams
Circa Survive A Dream About Death
clipping. Splendor and Misery
Code Orange Underneath
Coheed and Cambria Vaxis I: The Unheavenly Creatures
Coheed and Cambria The Color Before The Sun
Coldrain Nonnegative
I've liked their past releases so I was hoping I'd like this more. And really it's not bad, but they could've afforded more variety since all the songs sort of blend together by the end. And the cover of Don't Speak was very disappointing, I thought they'd do literally ANYTHING different from the original song, but nope.
Counterparts A Eulogy for Those Still Here
Be a lot cooler if every song didn't sound exactly the same.
Covet technicolor
Criteria Years
Crossfaith Xeno
Dagny Strangers/Lovers
Dance Gavin Dance Afterburner
Danny Brown Atrocity Exhibition
Dead! The Golden Age of Not Even Trying
Death From Above 1979 Is 4 Lovers
Deftones Adrenaline
Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows Destroy Rebuild
Devon Kay and The Solutions Grieving Expectation
Drug Church CHEER
Drug Church Hygiene
Dua Lipa Future Nostalgia
Not quite sure if I understand the hype behind this one. This ranges from retro-sounding dance pop to your typical modern pop fare. Some tracks are great, but others are simply bland and forgettable. Unfortunately the weak ending doesn't help either.
Elwood Stray Gone With the Flow
Emarosa Peach Club
Emarosa Emarosa
Enter Shikari A Flash Flood of Colour
Escape the Fate Escape the Fate
Escape the Fate Ungrateful
Ethel Cain Preacher's Daughter
Has its moments, and it's very well written, but so many songs are overlong and feel almost unfinished. This was a nice experience, but I probably won't be returning.
Evanescence Fallen
Listened to this in full for the first time since like '05...were there always this many ballads???
Every Time I Die Last Night in Town
Fall Out Boy Save Rock and Roll
Fall Out Boy Folie a Deux
Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree
Fall Out Boy So Much (For) Stardust
I've listened to this and I can confidently say that I am whelmed. Closer is cool though.
Falling in Reverse Fashionably Late
Finch Back to Oblivion
Fiona Apple Tidal
Fit for a King The Path
Foreign Hands Bleed the Dream
Gerard Way Hesitant Alien
Glass Tides In Between
Solid enough launching pad for this band. Hopefully with some time and experience they
can grow into something that stands out a bit more.
BEST: Crawling, The Past Is Dead, Happy
WORST: Sympathy, Mirrors
Graphic Nature A Mind Waiting to Die
Green Day ¡UNO!
Green Day Warning
Green Day Revolution Radio
This is surely a fun album to listen to, with some great stand-out tracks. However, there are also a few points where the album stoops down to mediocrity. Overall, this is by no means a bad album, but isn't as good as it had the potential to be.
Greg Puciato Child Soldier: Creator of God
Grey Daze Amends
Grouplove Spreading Rumours
Grouplove Healer
Grouplove I Want It All Right Now
Halestorm The Strange Case Of...
Harry Styles Harry's House
Hayley Williams FLOWERS for VASES / descansos
The climax in 'Just a Lover' is what single handedly bumped this from a 3.5 to a 4. What ra great way to end an album. rEDIT: Eh, the album doesn't stick as well I was hoping it would. Still definitely has rsome great highlights though.
Head Automatica Decadence
Hot Mulligan You'll Be Fine
I really wish I liked this more, but I can't get over how similar they sound to just about every midwestern emo band in existence.
I the Mighty Where the Mind Wants to Go / Where You Let it Go
Idles Ultra Mono
In Hearts Wake Kaliyuga
Instilled in Me The Shape of Life
Ithaca They Fear Us
Jack White Lazaretto
Jack White Boarding House Reach
Jack White Entering Heaven Alive
Janelle Monae Dirty Computer
Jesus Piece ...So Unknown
Jetty Bones Push Back
Jimmy Eat World Damage
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures
Remove the rose-colored glasses, and what you get is a decent (but off putting) post-punk
album. The vocals are grating, and the minimalistic instrumentals get boring pretty fast.
The writing and atmosphere of the album is worth noting though.
Kanye West Graduation
Katy Perry One of the Boys
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Omnium Gatherum
Finally got around to listening to this, and I'm pretty disappointed. For starters, it probably wasn't a good idea to release the best song on the album first, because it all seems to go downhill once you finish the opener. And this is WAY too disjointed - KGLW has proven to be a versatile band, but hearing the album jump from psychedelic, to indie pop, to thrash, to rap, and back again is incredibly exhausting. I'd honestly prefer either of their last three albums to this one.
Kingdom of Giants Passenger
Knuckle Puck 20/20
Knuckle Puck Disposable Life
Korn Korn
Lady Gaga Chromatica
LANDMVRKS Lost in the Waves
Lights Siberia
Having just listened to this for the first time in 2022, I can understand why this was so well-received at the time. With that said, I feel like the over-the-top dubstep hasn't aged particularly well. Lights is still a great artist though.
Lights PEP
The first and last few songs are really solid, but pretty much the entire middle portion is skippable.
Limp Bizkit Significant Other
Lindsey Stirling Brave Enough
Linkin Park Living Things
Lmfao Sorry For Party Rocking
Love and Death Perfectly Preserved
Ludo You're Awful, I Love You
Maneskin Rush!
Bla Bla Bla is a terrible song but I kinda like it.
Marilyn Manson Eat Me, Drink Me
Marmozets Knowing What You Know Now
Certainly not a bad album by any means, but my goodness this is a step down from their stellar debut. The ferocity and edge of their first album has almost all been replaced by generic-sounding hard rock that any other band could have done. The saving grace for this album is that at least it's hard rock that's pretty fun to listen to.
Matchbook Romance Voices
Mayday Parade Anywhere But Here
Nothing great, but also nothing terrible either. Certainly a fun and catchy album to listen to, but nothing really stands out as a highlight. It's a step down from their debut, but most things probably would be.
Mayday Parade Monsters in the Closet
Mayday Parade Out Of Here
Megadeth The Sick, the Dying... and the Dead!
"must be stone deaf"

Memphis May Fire Remade in Misery
Misery Signals Ultraviolet
Motionless in White Creatures
Motionless in White Graveyard Shift
Motionless in White Disguise
Mrs. Piss Self-Surgery
Muse Drones
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade Is Dead!
Neon Trees Picture Show
New Found Glory Resurrection
Nicolas Rage Personal Party
No Doubt Return of Saturn
No Pressure No Pressure
Noija Through Fire All Things Are Renewed
This had so much potential; the vocals and songwriting and wonderful, but the album is held back by its bland, generic instrumentals and the overwhelming feeling of sameness from song to song that results from it.
Nothing More The Stories We Tell Ourselves
Not bad - has some good songs. The whole album feels bloated though, and though many songs are "good" I would hesitate to call any of them "great."
Nova Twins Who Are The Girls?
Of Mice and Men Defy
Olivia Rodrigo Sour
Olivia Rodrigo Guts
It's a marginal improvement over Sour, but is weighed down by pretty much all the same things. The
songwriting is wildly inconsistent, with the low points being REALLY low. And there are far too
many ballads that screw with the album's flow.

But when the album hits, my goodness does it hit. She knows how to write a killer hook. Tons of
potential - hoping she can reach it someday.
Palaye Royale The Bastards
Pale Waves Who Am I?
Palisades Reaching Hypercritical
Palm Reader Sleepless
Panic! at the Disco A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
Panic! at the Disco Death of a Bachelor
Paramore After Laughter
Paramore The Summer Tic
Parkway Drive Reverence
Parkway Drive Ire
Phoebe Bridgers Punisher
Pierce the Veil A Flair for the Dramatic
Point North Brand New Vision
Pretty solid, and could've probably gotten a half point more if it weren't so overproduced. Has some quality highlights, but also some very skippable moments. Looking forward to this band's future though.
Polaris (AUS) Fatalism
Pom Poko This Is Our House
Poppy Stagger
Compared to her last few releases, this is pretty disappointing. FYB, Shapes, and Stagger are all pretty average. Pocket is a banger though.
Porter Robinson Worlds
Portrayal of Guilt We Are Always Alone
Queens of the Stone Age Villains
Radiohead Pablo Honey
Rain City Drive Beautiful Death
Rebecca Black Rebecca Black Was Here
Rebecca Black Let Her Burn
My man just used "nu metal guitars" and "Britney Spears vocals" in the same sentence to describe a Rebecca Black album. Now I REALLY gotta check this shit out.
Red Hot Chili Peppers Unlimited Love
Regina Spektor Home, Before and After
Rina Sawayama Hold The Girl
Rise Against Nowhere Generation
Not bad by any means, but it's pretty unremarkable.
Royal Blood Typhoons
Say Anything Oliver Appropriate
I wanted to like this album a whole lot more, but it felt like it was lacking something. Too many of the songs are over before you really get the chance to enjoy them, though the album has some amazing high points. Some of my favorites were 'Pink Snot,' 'Ew Jersey,' and 'It's A Process.'
Selena Gomez When the Sun Goes Down
Shinedown Planet Zero
Silverstein Misery Made Me
Sleeping With Sirens With Ears to See and Eyes to Hear
Sleeping With Sirens How It Feels to Be Lost
Far and away a step up from Gossip, but it's held back by pretty mediocre songwriting, and the whole thing feels kinda rushed. Thankfully a step back in the right direction though.
Slipknot The End, So Far
Slipknot .5: The Gray Chapter
Slothrust The Pact
Spiritbox Eternal Blue
Spiritbox Rotoscope
This ain't even bad. At least they're doing something different, instead of that boring album they put out last year.
State Champs Kings of the New Age
Static-X Shadow Zone
Static-X Cannibal
Steven Wilson The Future Bites
Stick to Your Guns Spectre
Suicide Silence Become The Hunter
Suicide Silence Remember...You Must Die
System of a Down Protect The Land/Genocidal Humanoidz
System of a Down Mezmerize
Taking Back Sunday Taking Back Sunday
Talking Heads True Stories
Talking Heads Naked
Taylor Swift 1989
Teenage Wrist Counting Flies
The 1975 The 1975
The Acacia Strain Slow Decay
The All-American Rejects The All-American Rejects
The All-American Rejects Send Her To Heaven
Send Her to Heaven was outstanding, DGAF is sorta cringey and forgettable, and Demons was pretty solid. Definitely a surprise for this band to out such a solid release in 2019.
The Beatles Please Please Me
The Black Keys Let's Rock
The Casket Lottery Short Songs For End Times
The Classic Crime Vagabonds
The Classic Crime How to Be Human
The Classic Crime Patterns in the Static
The Color Morale Hold On Pain Ends
The Devil Wears Prada Space
The Dirty Nil Free Rein to Passions
The Dirty Nil Master Volume
The Killers Sam's Town
The Killers Day & Age
The Killers Imploding the Mirage
The Lawrence Arms Skeleton Coast
The Naked and Famous Simple Forms
The Used In Love and Death
The Weeknd After Hours
The White Stripes Elephant
The White Stripes Icky Thump
This Will Destroy You Vespertine
Tigers Jaw I Won't Care How You Remember Me
Ulcerate Stare Into Death and Be Still
VersaEmerge Fixed at Zero
VUKOVI Fall Better
Wargasm (UK) The Mixxxtape
Not bad, but pretty much all of their individual singles before this release are more memorable.
Weezer Van Weezer
Weezer The White Album
Weezer The Teal Album
Weezer The Green Album
While She Sleeps Sleeps Society
Yellowcard Childhood Eyes
You Me At Six Cavalier Youth
You Me At Six Sinners Never Sleep
You Me At Six Night People
You Me At Six Truth Decay
It's definitely nothing new/revolutionary, and there's still a handful of songs they could've cut, but it's a lot of fun and this is sure as shit better than their last album.
Zedd Clarity

2.5 average
10 Years From Birth to Burial
100 Gecs 1000 gecs
A Day To Remember For Those Who Have Heart
Against The Current Gravity
All Time Low So Wrong, It's Right
Angels and Airwaves I-Empire
Architects For Those That Wish to Exist
Architects The Classic Symptoms of a Broken Spirit
Atreyu Baptize
Atreyu The Moment You Find Your Flame
Man, this would've been pretty good if they cut like half the shit on here. It's all pretty stupid and formulaic, but there's a few solid tracks.
Ava Max Diamonds and Dancefloors
AWOLNATION Angel Miners and the Lightning Riders
Banks Arcade Future Lovers
Beartooth Aggressive
Beck Mellow Gold
Beware of Darkness Orthodox
Black Veil Brides We Stitch These Wounds
Black Veil Brides Black Veil Brides
Black Veil Brides Vale
Blessthefall Hollow Bodies
Blind Channel Violent Pop
Blood on the Dance Floor Anthem of the Outcast
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season
Bring Me the Horizon Count Your Blessings
Carly Rae Jepsen Kiss
Chat Pile God's Country
Crossfaith Ex_Machina
Crown the Empire Sudden Sky
Painfully short, yet still finds a way to add unnecessary filler. The high points feature some of their best songs, but there's too many boring ones that counter them.
David Bowie David Bowie
Disturbed Divisive
Dragged Under Upright Animals
Really generic, and only has a couple standouts. I'm sure this will do well on the Octane charts though.
Eat Your Heart Out Florescence
Eminem Music to Be Murdered By
Escape the Fate Dying Is Your Latest Fashion
Escape the Fate Hate Me
Fake Names Fake Names
Fall Out Boy Take This to Your Grave
Fall Out Boy Lake Effect Kid
Falling in Reverse Coming Home
Credit where credit is due, it legit sounds like Falling In Reverse is trying to become better, and you can really hear it. It has a lot of the same problems as previous albums, but is definitely an improvement in lyricism/vocals/overall fun. Went back and forth between 3 and 3.5, would give it a 3.2 if I could.
Fireflight Who We Are: The Head And The Heart
Foxy Shazam The Heart Behead You
Foxy Shazam The Church of Rock and Roll
Green Day iTRE!
Guns N' Roses Use Your Illusion I
Halestorm Into the Wild Life
Halsey Manic
Hands Like Houses -Anon.
Hollywood Undead Swan Songs
Hollywood Undead Notes From the Underground
I See Stars Digital Renegade
If I Were You Radiant Dark
Has a few highlights, but the bulk of the album can't do anything to stand out from any other metalcore album you've heard in the last 10 years.
Issues Black Diamonds
Jimmy Eat World Jimmy Eat World
Jonas Brothers Happiness Begins
Justin Bieber Purpose
Kailee Morgue Here In Your Bedroom
Some glimmers of potential can be found here, but she'll definitely benefit from some experience and maturity with her songwriting.
Katy Perry Smile
I want to like this as much as everyone else here apparently does, but it just doesn't do it for me. Perry has shown signs of maturity and higher quality songwriting, sure, but the album is too consistently uninteresting to keep you hooked. A couple compelling highlights and some newfound maturity isn't enough to keep this from feeling painfully average.
Kesha Animal
Kesha Warrior
Like Moths to Flames No Eternity in Gold
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns
Lmfao Party Rock
Marina Ancient Dreams in a Modern Land
Memphis May Fire This Light I Hold
Mike Shinoda Dropped Frames, Vol. 3
Miss May I Curse of Existence
Eh, starts off decent enough but this is about as formulaic as metalcore gets. Though that doesn't automatically make an album bad, in this case it kinda feels like you're hearing the same song done 10 different times.
Motionless in White When Love Met Destruction
Motionless in White Infamous
Movements No Good Left to Give
Has some stand outs, but does little to impress as a whole. The songwriting is good, but too many songs just don't do anything to remain interesting. As a whole, there's little reason to go back to this one.
Muse The Resistance
Muse Will of the People
Mushroomhead A Wonderful Life
Neon Trees I Can Feel You Forgetting Me
Nirvana Bleach
No Doubt Push and Shove
Panic! at the Disco Pretty. Odd.
Poppy Poppy.Computer
Primus Conspiranoid
Queen Hot Space
R.A.P. Ferreira bob's son: R​.​A​.​P. Ferreira in the garden level
Ramones Ramones
An undeniably important album in the world of punk music, but man this hasn't aged well. It's catchy as hell, but the same four chords get pretty exhausting by the end of the album.
Sleeping With Sirens Feel
Sleigh Bells Jessica Rabbit
Stand Atlantic F.E.A.R.
Sum 41 Underclass Hero
Taylor Swift Red
Taylor Swift Lover
It's better than Reputation, and has a few good songs. But it's too all over the place, like she wants to satisfy everybody, and her songwriting hasn't changed or improved in like 15 years.
Tegan and Sara Hey, I'm Just Like You
The All-American Rejects When the World Comes Down
The Bunny The Bear Afterglow
The Courteeners More. Again. Forever.
The Dead Rabbitts The Emptiness
The Early November Lilac
The Front Bottoms In Sickness and In Flames
In more ways than one, the production is this album?s downfall. Which is a shame, since there?s some quality tracks here. ?Jerk? and ?Bus Beat? are both some of the most annoyingly repetitive songs they?ve ever made though.
The Killers Battle Born
The Maine The Maine
Meh, listen to the first couple tracks and you'll know how the whole album sounds. Pretty mediocre stuff.
The Mars Volta The Mars Volta
The Naked and Famous Recover
The Network Money Money 2020
The Prize Fighter Inferno Half Measures
The World Is a Beautiful Place... Illusory Walls
THICK 5 Years Behind
Painfully average punk-rock album. Hides their lack of any real fresh ideas behind progressive messages that lack any true subtlety or meaning.
Tonight Alive Underworld
Twenty One Pilots Blurryface
Villain of the Story Bloodshot
We Came As Romans Darkbloom
We Set Signals Ordo
Perhaps one of the most frustrating albums of the year so far. Should have been great; it has some quality hooks and instrumental performances. However, the production is this album's greatest downfall. Autotune where it shouldn't be, vocals drowned out in the mix, and the breakdowns are handled just horribly. Hopefully they can put out a more polished album next time.
Weezer SZNZ: Summer
Weezer The Red Album
Does something that no other Weezer album does: features some good epics of 5+ minutes, but pretty much everything else sounds like it's on autopilot. Features some of the worst songwriting of Weezer's career up until this point.
While She Sleeps So What?
Yours Truly is this what i look like?

2.0 poor
Amaranthe Manifest
Anti-Flag Lies They Tell Our Children
As It Is The Great Depression
Asking Alexandria Asking Alexandria
Avril Lavigne Love Sux
Lol why is Avril Lavigne being praised so much for doing the same things that other aging pop-punk artists have been criticized for? Sure, there's some guilty pleasures, but the songwriting is cringey and disingenuous as hell, the features are horrible and unnecessary, and it just feels like she's trying WAY too hard. I guess this is better than her last two albums, but that is a hilariously low bar to clear.
Beautiful Bodies Battles
At the end of the last song, Solombrino sings the line "I wish I could be better" over and over
and I'm like, yeah I wish this album was better too.
Billie Eilish When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?
Breathe Carolina It's Classy Not Classic
Breathe Carolina Savages
Breathe Carolina Deadthealbum
It has some fun moments, and I guess is better than it could have been, but it's still bogged down by over-production and recycled beats.
Bring Me the Horizon This Is What the Edge of Your Seat Was Made For
Bullet for My Valentine Temper Temper
Listening to song 1: "How are the reviews for this so bad?? I don't understand"
Listening to songs 2-13: "Oh I see..."
Coletta Idealism
Death Spells Nothing Above, Nothing Below
Demi Lovato Holy Fvck
I'll just be up front - I do NOT like Demi Lovato and she annoys the hell out of me a lot of the
time. With that said, I was fully expecting this album to be straight trash and it definitely
isn't that, so I'll get her some credit.

It's still not that good though, and it reeks of that sort of try-hard eDgInEsS and overproduction
that so many artists in this new wave of pop-punk have been guilty of. If she continues in this
direction though it should yield some interesting results.
Eat Your Heart Out Can't Stay Forever
Eleventyseven Basic Glitches
At its worst, it's cringey !3OH3!-esque dance pop with mind-numblingly bad writing, and
at its best it's surprisingly well-made and catchy pop music. Unfortunately, it tips
more toward the bad side, even though there are some notable highlights that keep it
from being fully terrible.
BEST: Skip, Letterman Jacket, Natsunoyo
WORST: Cookie, Battlecats, Fear the Fire, Killing My Vibe
Emarosa Sting
Escape the Fate This War Is Ours
Falling in Reverse The Drug in Me Is You
Falling in Reverse Drugs
Fear No Empire Fear No Empire
Foo Fighters Sonic Highways
Foo Fighters Medicine at Midnight
For the Fallen Dreams For the Fallen Dreams
Heart Attack Man Freak Of Nature
Hollywood Undead New Empire Vol. 2
As cheesy as it is, 'Idol' is the only thing keeping this from a lower rating. It may be dumb and outdated, but at least it's fun.
Hollywood Undead Hotel Kalifornia
Hot Chelle Rae Whatever
Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak
Lady Gaga Born This Way
Lana Del Rey Did You Know That There's a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd
Jfc this is such a boring and pretentious album. Lana's schtick was already getting old even before she dropped this 80-minute behemoth.
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Marilyn Manson The High End of Low
Mike Shinoda Dropped Frames, Vol. 1
Mike Shinoda Dropped Frames, Vol. 2
Neck Deep All Distortions Are Intentional
First and last songs are probably the best, but yeesh the production on this is rough. Too much autotune throughout, and there are some effects used that would sound cheesy on mid-2000's dance-pop album. Hopefully the band can bounce back from this obvious misstep.
Ocean Grove Flip Phone Fantasy
Osatia All In Time
Our Last Night Let Light Overcome
Our Last Night Overcome the Darkness
Papa Roach Ego Trip
Powerman 5000 The Noble Rot
Their first major misstep. Starts off well enough, but the fact of the matter is that if it weren't for the middle three songs (Death of Me, Hallucinations, and Old Wounds), which all came out last year, this would be a major disappointment. The non-singles just can't do anything interesting to stay on par with everything else, aside from maybe January Rain.
Queen A Kind of Magic
Relient K The Anatomy of Tongue In Cheek
I don't fully understand the higher average for this album compared to their debut. While this isn't fully awful, it doubles down on the jesus loving and repetition, leaving me feel like they didn't really improve that much at all, despite some of the songs being catchy.
Relient K Relient K
Say Anything Anarchy, My Dear
Selena Gomez Stars Dance
Silverstein A Beautiful Place to Drown
Sleep Token Take Me Back to Eden
Not gonna lie, I fuck with The Summoning, and that's the main reason this isn't a 1.5 (but the rest of this is such a snooze fest jfc)
Sleeping With Sirens Live and Unplugged
Decent enough music, but the album as a whole feels like little more than a quick paycheck for the band. Also, with the entire album being acoustic, it's not a very exciting listen.
Story of the Year Tear Me to Pieces
I'm all for pop-punk veterans continuing to use the sound that made them a success to begin with, but good golly these lyrics are so cringey and pandering. Only one or two songs I could see myself coming back to.
Sum 41 Screaming Bloody Murder
SycAmour Substance Abuse
Taylor Swift Fearless (Taylor’s Version)
Taylor Swift Red (Taylor’s Version)
Taylor Swift Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)
The Killers Wonderful Wonderful
The Offspring Let the Bad Times Roll
The Smashing Pumpkins Cyr
The Used Heartwork
The Used Toxic Positivity
Damn, so The Canyon really was just a one-off fluke huh
The Word Alive MONOMANIA
Thirty Seconds to Mars Love Lust Faith + Dreams
Twenty One Pilots Scaled and Icy
VUKOVI It Looked So Good on Me...
Yeah...this is pretty rough. I'll give them a pass because this was their debut EP and they would definitely go on to refine their sound over time, but I can't see myself going back to any of these songs if I'm being honest.
Weezer SZNZ: Spring
Weezer Make Believe
Weezer Raditude
This is just the musical equivalent to that picture of Steve Buscemi with a skateboard over his back saying "how do you do fellow youths?"
Weezer Pacific Daydream
Weezer The Black Album
Zedd True Colors

1.5 very poor
3OH!3 Want
3OH!3 Streets of Gold
All Time Low Last Young Renegade
All Time Low Tell Me I'm Alive
All Time Low lately has had a pattern of releasing something decent, then something dogshit, and so-and-so back and forth. Since their last album was decent, it only makes scientific sense that this one is dogshit.
Andy Black The Shadow Side
Ashnikko Demidevil
Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream
Asking Alexandria Like a House on Fire
Asking Alexandria See What's On the Inside
What a boring, lifeless album. Every time they start to do something remotely interesting, they
resort back to the same, bland, Sirius XM bullshit they've been doing for the last few years. I
would say I'm disappointed but I think even they knew this album was gonna suck; can't remember
the last time a band released only one song prior to an album's release.
Asking Alexandria Where Do We Go from Here?
Opener was kinda cool, but I've otherwise lost all hope in AA turning things around at this point.
They've been on a downward spiral ever since Warsnop returned.
Avril Lavigne Head Above Water
Beach Slang The Deadbeat Bang Of Heartbreak City
blink-182 California
Cardi B Invasion of Privacy
Corey Taylor CMFT
Have any of us bothered to stop and ask...what does Corey Taylor think of this???
Crown the Empire DOGMA
Step 1: Fire your original screamer
Step 2: Get exposed for essentially being the scene version of Milli Vanilli
Step 3: Make a watered down, shittier version of what every other Risecore band does
Step 4: Profit?

Album is dogshit.
Disturbed Evolution
Echosmith Lonely Generation
A very repetitive, boring album from a band that once showed decent potential. This has some of the most boring instrumentation I've heard in a long time, and every song has some word or phrase that's repeated in the chorus over and over and over again. I wanted to at least enjoy it a little, but even the songwriting is boring and cheesy throughout the whole album.
Ellie Goulding Brightest Blue
Side A: Boring and slow pop-ballads, way more filler than should be legally allowed, and
a few bright spots.
Side B: Repetitive and uninteresting beats, terrible songwriting, and an overwhelming
feeling of desperation to stay relevant in the mainstream pop scene.
This album makes one hour feel like three.
Escape the Fate I Am Human
Escape the Fate Chemical Warfare
This is just a mess. Maybe it isn't as much of a dumpster fire album that it could've been, but this band just doesn't know what it wants to do anymore.
Escape the Fate Out Of The Shadows
Fall Out Boy American Beauty/American Psycho
Flyleaf Between the Stars
From Ashes To New Panic
This band wants so badly to be the bastard love-child of Hollywood Undead and Linkin Park. They normally say to not judge an album by its cover, but this is one of the rare instances where you can.
Glass Animals Dreamland
Issues Issues
Justin Bieber Believe
Kesha High Road
Linkin Park One More Light
Lorde Solar Power
Love, Robot B.A.D.
Imagine if they took Paramore's sound but with worse vocals and non-existent hooks. Each song went by without any memorability to them. As a pop-punk album this is pretty much an utter failure.
Machine Gun Kelly Tickets to My Downfall
Turns out the album is pretty well represented by the cover: Machine Gun Kelly does his best Blink-182-esque pop-punk impression while maintaining all the same habits he had as a rapper, including horrible writing, over production, and needless filler.
Madonna Madame X
Metro Station Metro Station
Miley Cyrus Breakout
Muse Simulation Theory
Nicki Minaj Pink Friday
Of Mice and Men Cold World
This makes Restoring Force look like a masterpiece. Such a disappointment.
Our Last Night Let Light Overcome The Darkness
A combination of two mediocre EPs - that were already difficult to get through on their own. This has some of the worst songwriting in the genre, and it's just so boring and uninspired. If you've heard any post-hardcore band from the 2010's that have nose-dived in recent years, then you'll know what you're in for.
Panic! at the Disco Pray for the Wicked
Panic! at the Disco Viva Las Vengeance
Not quite as bad as the initial onslaught of 1's would have you think, but this still isn't great.
Sounds like Urie is running out of ideas and is just rehashing old ones, but hardly anything
stands out in a meaningful way.

EDIT: Okay, after giving it another listen and paying attention to the lyrics more, this is pretty
Picturesque Do You Feel O.K.?
Poppy A Very Poppy Christmas
PVRIS Use Me (Deluxe)
Selena Gomez Rare
Sleeping With Sirens How It Feels to Be Lost (Deluxe)
Album's decent enough, but this deluxe reissue is a pretty shameless cash grab. Only one new song?? That's a joke.
Sophie Oil of Every Pearl's Un-Insides
I just don't get it. Most songs just repeat their title over and over again, and it's just weird for the sake of being weird. And some of the noisier parts are legitimately hard to get through. I don't know, maybe I'll try this again in a year or two and see if anything changes.
Stand Atlantic Pink Elephant
One of the biggest and most disappointing sophomore album nose-dives in a LONG time. Over-produced, poorly written, and a complete lack of flow in the second half make this one of the worst pop-punk albums (if you can even call it that) of the year so far.
Static-X Cult Of Static
Taylor Swift Reputation
The 1975 Notes on a Conditional Form
The Hunna I'd Rather Die Than Let You In
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus 4
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Don't You Fake It
The Used Imaginary Enemy
THISTOWNISADISASTER! yeah right, get real.
Three Days Grace Human
Tones and I Welcome to the Madhouse
Trapt Shadow Work
Various Artists (Punk) Rock Sound Presents: The Black Parade
With the exception of a few tracks, all the covers are very forgettable. In the end, this compilation album should have never been made.
You Me At Six Suckapunch
I just can't warrant giving this any higher of a rating. It feels like some weird cross between Bring Me the Horizon's 'Amo' and modern Imagine Dragons. Mix in some horrible and bland songwriting, and a ton of confusing production choices, and you have this mess of an album.

1.0 awful
6ix9ine TattleTales
Blood on the Dance Floor has officially passed the "horrible pedo POS" torch to 6ix9ine
A Day To Remember You're Welcome
Asking Alexandria Never Gonna Learn
Avenged Sevenfold The Best of 2005-2013
Avril Lavigne Avril Lavigne
Blood on the Dance Floor Evolution
Complete garbage. Blood On the Dance Floor is one of those 'music' groups who shouldn't exist. I can't understand why anyone would want to listen to this trash.
Blood on the Dance Floor EPIC
Blood on the Dance Floor All the Rage
Blood on the Dance Floor Let's Start a Riot
Bring Me the Horizon Music to Listen to...
Bring Me the Horizon Suicide Season Cut Up!
brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It!
Corey Feldman Angelic 2 The Core
Emmure Hindsight
Fall Out Boy M A N I A
Yeesh, this album is a mess. It's like they took the few things that they're last two albums got right and replaced them with all the things they're last few albums got wrong. Not one song is memorable in any good way, and this can't help but feel like a waste of talent for Patrick Stump, who still remains a great singer through all this.
FEVER 333 Wrong Generation
This was made with the best of intentions, but let's be real: Jason Butler is a terrible rapper, the lyrics are incredibly repetitive and predictable, and there are no interesting beats or instrumental moments to supplement Butler's grating vocals. Thankfully this wasn't longer, but it's still a slog to get through.
Grant MacDonald Superhot Harry
Green Day Father of All Motherfuckers
It's painfully obvious how little care and effort when into this, and that's probably worse than any of the actual songs on here.
Green Day iDOS!
Iggy Azalea The New Classic
John Lennon Unfinished Music No.1: Two Virgins
Justin Bieber My World 2.0
Justin Bieber Changes
Kanye West Jesus Is King
Kiiara Lil Kiiwi
Easily the worst pop album of the year. I don't have the patience to sit down and write a review for this, so here are the cliffnotes: Some of the worst and most cliche songwriting (maybe ever), the same recycled minimalistic trap beats are used OVER AND OVER, and the hooks are honestly just annoying more often than not. The production is slick like any other pop record, but just about none of this actually works in any satisfying way for the listener.
Kim Petras Slut Pop
Lou Reed and Metallica Lulu
Machine Gun Kelly Mainstream Sellout
Maroon 5 Jordi
Meghan Trainor Thank You
Meghan Trainor Title
Miley Cyrus Bangerz
Miley Cyrus Can't Be Tamed
Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade/Living with Ghosts
Nothing more than a collection of scrapped, horribly-produced tracks. Feels like absolutely no effort was put into this 10th anniversary re-release.
Nicki Minaj Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded
Paris Hilton Paris
Poppy Music to Scream To
Psycho Synner Torch The Faith
Robin Thicke Paula
Sleeping With Sirens Gossip
I've been a fan of SWS for years now but holy shit this is horrible.
Suicide Silence Suicide Silence
Thirty Seconds to Mars America
If this is American then get me the f**k out of here.
Thirty Seconds to Mars It's the End of the World But It's a Beautiful Day
I knew that Jared Leto has an ego but he literally QUOTES GOD. I must really hate myself to have listened to this all the way through.
Ticket For Famous Unbroken
Even with me trying to be nice, this album's a chore to finish. Uses every overdone idea from the early 2010's metalcore/post-hardcore scene, but doesn't add anything new or interesting. Maybe this band would've picked up some steam had they released this in 2011 or something.

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