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5.0 classic
Air Moon Safari
Baby Huey The Baby Huey Story: The Living Legend
Ben Howard Noonday Dream
Benjamin Clementine I Tell A Fly
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Blind Melon Soup
Boards of Canada Tomorrow's Harvest
Bob Dylan Blonde on Blonde
Bob Dylan Blood on the Tracks
Bonnie 'Prince' Billy I See a Darkness
Can Tago Mago
David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
David Bowie Blackstar
Depeche Mode Violator
Dinosaur Jr. Farm
Drive-By Truckers American Band
Faith No More Angel Dust
Fraction Moon Blood
Funkadelic Maggot Brain
Gavin Clark Beautiful Skeletons
Grandaddy The Sophtware Slump
Grant Lee Buffalo Fuzzy
For twenty years this has been a constant that has never lost any of its magic. Nostalgia
aside this is a definitive slice of early nineties alt rock that for me is yet to be
bettered. A true classic.
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
Jason Isbell Southeastern
Julian Cope Peggy Suicide
King Creosote From Scotland With Love
King Creosote and Jon Hopkins Diamond Mine
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
Lambchop OH (Ohio)
Boring as fuck, but good boring like going to a museum with your dad and all you want to see is the life
size model of the blue whale but he insists on looking at rocks and fossils and such like.
Leftfield Leftism
Massive Attack Mezzanine
MC5 Kick Out the Jams
Miles Davis In a Silent Way
Mogwai Come On Die Young
Mogwai Happy Songs for Happy People
Morbid Angel Covenant
Neil Young Rust Never Sleeps
Neil Young After the Gold Rush
New Order Low-Life
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Skeleton Tree
Nina Simone Nina Simone Sings the Blues
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
Nirvana In Utero
Nirvana Nevermind
Patti Smith Horses
Pavement Wowee Zowee
Pavement Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
Pearl Jam Ten
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Pink Floyd Animals
Pink Floyd The Wall
Pixies Doolittle
R.E.M. Murmur
R.E.M. Automatic for the People
Radiohead OK Computer
Radiohead In Rainbows
Rage Against The Machine Rage Against The Machine
Robert Wyatt Shleep
Roberta Flack First Take
Sam Cooke Night Beat
Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols
Sleaford Mods Divide and Exit
Sleaford Mods Chubbed Up
Sleaford Mods English Tapas
What a surprise. Album that has something relevant, barbed and profound to say goes over Sput Staff members head.
Sleaford Mods The Originator
Sleaford Mods The Mekon
Born before 1985? You Dissatisfied, Dissociated, Despondent and feel Deposed by the cultural mulch of say nothing, do less YouTube fame celebrity arseholes? Listen to the Mods and be reinvigorated by the real deal. I'M A FUCKIN THEIF MATE!!!!!!
Slint Spiderland
Spiritualized Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space
In the grand scheme of things stars died in order for this album to be born
Sunhouse Crazy on the Weekend
Do you want to hear music made by one of us? Gavin Clark RIP
Talk Talk The Colour of Spring
The Beach Boys Pet Sounds
The Beatles Revolver
The Beatles Abbey Road
The Beatles The Beatles
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Beta Band Heroes to Zeros
Way ahead of their time they bowed out on a peak with this.
The Clash London Calling
The Clash The Clash
The Cure Disintegration
The National High Violet
The National Trouble Will Find Me
The Necks Drive By
The Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
The Smiths The Queen Is Dead
The Who Quadrophenia
The Who Who's Next
The Who Thirty Years of Maximum R&B
Tindersticks Tindersticks II
Underworld dubnobasswithmyheadman
Unwound Leaves Turn Inside You
This for me is the pinnacle. The influences are there but this is entirely it's own thing and tries to be nothing else. I can think of no other album that is so mesmerising and so effortless. A masterpiece.
Vangelis Blade Runner Soundtrack
Yo La Tengo Painful
Yonin Bayashi Ishoku-Sokuhatsu
Hop on board this classic and let it transport you to the other side.

4.5 superb
*shels Plains Of The Purple Buffalo
A Tribe Called Quest We got it from Here… Thank You 4 Your service
AC/DC Back In Black
Agnes Obel Aventine
This is the sound of unfucked with, raw, refined talent that communicates with soul.
Aimee Mann Mental Illness
Alain Johannes Spark
Alfa Mist Antiphon
Officially the greatest thing to come out of Newham since Jimmy Greaves.
Ancients Star Showers On The Euphrates
Aphex Twin Syro
Arab Strap The Week Never Starts Round Here
Beth Gibbons and Rustin Man Out Of Season
Bill Callahan Dream River
Bill Ryder-Jones Yawn
Bill Wells and Aidan Moffat Everything's Getting Older
Bill Wells and Aidan Moffat The Most Important Place in the World
Billie Holiday Lady In Satin
Billy Bragg and Wilco Mermaid Avenue
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Howl
Blind Melon Blind Melon
Blue Daisy The Sunday Gift
Blur Modern Life Is Rubbish
Boards of Canada The Campfire Headphase
Bob Dylan The Bootleg Series, Vol. 1-3 1961-1991
Bob Dylan and The Band The Basement Tapes
Brian Eno Here Come the Warm Jets
Brian Eno and Karl Hyde High Life
Buffalo Tom Quiet and Peace
Burial Rival Dealer
Calexico Carried To Dust
Calexico Algiers
Can Ege Bamyasi
Captain Beyond Captain Beyond
Cavalera Conspiracy Psychosis
Charles Mingus The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady
Clint Mansell, Kronos Quartet and Mogwai The Fountain
Cornelius Fantasma
Crippled Black Phoenix I, Vigilante
Daddy G DJ-Kicks
De La Soul 3 Feet High and Rising
Death Spiritual Healing
Death Human
Deep Purple Deep Purple In Rock
Deftones White Pony
Devastation Idolatry
Dinosaur Jr. Bug
Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me
Dinosaur Jr. Beyond
DjRum Mountains
DjRum Portrait with Firewood
Dr. John Gris-Gris
Eddie Vedder Into the Wild
Eels Electro-Shock Blues
Eels Daisies Of The Galaxy
Elbow The Take Off And Landing Of Everything
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
Ennio Morricone Once Upon a Time in the West
Faith No More The Real Thing
Fela Kuti Zombie
fIREHOSE Ragin', Full On
Fleet Foxes Crack-Up
Four Tet New Energy
Fugazi The Argument
Funkadelic Cosmic Slop
Fuzz Fuzz
Galaxie 500 On Fire
Giant Sand Ramp
Gillian Welch Time (The Revelator)
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
Guided by Voices Alien Lanes
Guided by Voices Human Amusements at Hourly Rates
Guided by Voices Motivational Jumpsuit
GZA Liquid Swords
Happy Mondays Pills 'n' Thrills and Bellyaches
Have a Nice Life The Unnatural World
Ian Dury and the Blockheads New Boots and Panties!!
Idris Ackamoor and The Pyramids We Be All Africans
Idris Ackamoor and The Pyramids An Angel Fell
A cosmic journey through jazz, dub and the interstellar kitchen sink. Essential listening
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
Iron Maiden The Book of Souls
Ishome Confession
Israel Nash Israel Nash's Rain Plans
J Mascis Several Shades of Why
Jade Warrior Last Autumn's Dream
James Brown Live At The Apollo
Janis Joplin Pearl
Jethro Tull Thick as a Brick
Joe Harriott & Amancio D'Silva Quartet Hum Dono
John Coltrane A Love Supreme
John Cooper Clarke Snap, Crackle and Bop
Joy Division Unknown Pleasures
Keith Jarrett Changeless
Klute Read Between The Lines
Kruder and Dorfmeister The K&D Sessions
Kvelertak Kvelertak
L. Pierre The Island Come True
L. Pierre Hypnogogia
Lambchop Damaged
Lambchop How I Quit Smoking
Laura Marling Semper Femina
This birds biog reads like the A-Z of how to be a complete arse but it?s all about the craft and the soul that?s poured in. She?s poured and she?s crafted a stunner. Well done m?lady
LCD Soundsystem Sound of Silver
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
Linton Kwesi Johnson Forces Of Victory
Lo Borges Lo Borges
Lo Borges Clube da Esquina
Magazine Secondhand Daylight
Magic Sam West Side Soul
Massive Attack Ritual Spirit
Mastodon Leviathan
Mastodon Crack the Skye
Menomena Friend And Foe
Menomena Mines
Metallica Master of Puppets
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Michael Kiwanuka Love & Hate
Miles Davis Kind of Blue
Miles Davis Bitches Brew
Moderat Moderat
Moderat III
This went from being a disappointment, to good to amazing in the course of a year and a half. Fair play to ?em they went out on a high. Reminder is stunning and one of the greatest ?electronic? tunes ever. Even the artwork has grown on me.
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica
Modest Mouse This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
Modest Mouse We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
Mogwai Young Team
Mogwai Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will
Mogwai Atomic
Mono You Are There
Morbid Saint Spectrum of Death
Nails Unsilent Death
Nails Abandon All Life
Neko Case The Worse Things Get, the Harder I Fight...
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Abattoir Blues / The Lyre Of Orpheus
Nils Frahm All Melody
Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York
Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York (DVD)
Nirvana Live at Reading
No Age Snares Like A Haircut
Now this is what I?m talking about. A genuine slice of guitar based alt rock that cuts a swathe and shows the
pretenders how it should be done by appearing effortless, honest and shimmies with a purpose. The only people
on the planet who can do this sought of stuff properly is the yanks God Bless them. Amazing album. Fucking
awful front cover mind. Fucking stabbed bendy cheese? Righto.
Nosferatu Nosferatu
Pain Teens Destroy Me, Lover
Pallbearer Sorrow And Extinction
Panda Bear Person Pitch
Parquet Courts Light Up Gold
Perfume Genius Learning
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd Pulse
Pixies Trompe Le Monde
Pixies Come On Pilgrim
PJ Harvey Let England Shake
Portico Quartet Art in the Age of Automation
Public Enemy Fear of a Black Planet
R.E.M. Monster
Radiohead Kid A
Radiohead The King of Limbs
Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool
Rainbow Rising
Re-Animator Condemned to Eternity
Thrash to melt face and cripple vocab so that 50 words are unnecessary.
Robert Wyatt Comicopera
Rodriguez Cold Fact
Rolo Tomassi Time Will Die And Love Will Bury It
Rowland S. Howard Pop Crimes
Ryuichi Sakamoto Playing The Piano
Seam The Problem With Me
Secede Bye Bye Gridlock Traffic
Sepultura Arise
Sepultura Beneath the Remains
Sepultura Chaos A.D.
Sepultura Roots
Shabaka and the Ancestors Wisdom of Elders
Silver Bullet Bring Down The Walls No Limit Squad Returns
Slaves (UK) Sugar Coated Bitter Truth
Sleaford Mods Key Markets
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation
Steve Hillage Fish Rising
Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing (And Other Stories)
Stimming Alpe Lusia
I first heard stimming nearly five minutes ago when an album of his was recd by some sput dude. The album exhibits a
fresh and meticulous approach to minimal beat electronic music that the germans have been doing since year dot and that
no other bedroom DJ is capable of coming close to. One of the best electronic albums in some years
Stoned Jesus Seven Thunders Roar
Taj Mahal Taj Mahal
Talaboman The Night Land
Talk Talk Spirit of Eden
Taste Taste
The Afghan Whigs Gentlemen
The Aliens Astronomy for Dogs
The Antlers Hospice
The Avalanches Wildflower
The Beat I Just Can't Stop It
The Black Angels Passover
The Chemical Brothers Loops of Fury
The Clash The Clash (US version)
The Congos Heart of the Congos
The Copyrights Make Sound
The Doors The Doors
The Dream Syndicate How Did I Find Myself Here?
Worth the wait tbh. Straight off the bat it?s proper guitar jangle.
The Ghost of a Thousand This Is Where The Fight Begins
The Ghost of a Thousand New Hopes, New Demonstrations
The Horrors V
If the album cover depicts the band members sculpted from gum then the artist must?ve chewed about seventy five packets of Hubba Bubba to have moulded the singers fucking great conk. Absolute quality album this.
The Jesus and Mary Chain Honey's Dead
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland
The Lounge Lizards Queen of All Ears
The Lounge Lizards Voice of Chunk
The Maccabees Marks To Prove It
You know that baseless, insipid, concocted at art school by fools who are there to grow beards, amalgamation of styles that offers nothing new, bland rubbish churned out every week by 'bands' who are in the charts? You know that sort? Well I'll be buggered but heres one of them who actually offer something new, heartfelt melodious and soul stirring. It's an album of 2015 I tell ya.
The Membranes Dark Matter/Dark Energy
The National Alligator
The National Sad Songs for Dirty Lovers
The Orb Adventures Beyond The Ultraworld
The Rolling Stones Beggars Banquet
The Smiths Strangeways, Here We Come
The Smiths The World Won't Listen
Confused, awkward, feeling useless? Listen to this relate to "I wear black on the outside cos black is how I feel on the inside" realise your not alone, have life changing moment and understand that it doesn't get much better than the Smiths.
The Vintage Caravan Arrival
The White Stripes Elephant
The Who Live at Leeds
The Wildhearts P.H.U.Q.
Thin White Rope Moonhead
Thom Yorke Suspiria
Tindersticks Simple Pleasures
Trap Them Darker Handcraft
Treepeople Guilt Regret Embarrassment
Ty Segall Manipulator
Unwound Rat Conspiracy
Wayne Shorter Adam's Apple
Weezer Pinkerton
Weezer The Blue Album
Wire Pink Flag
Wire Chairs Missing
Woob 1194

4.0 excellent
*shels Sea of the Dying Dhow
A Forest Mighty Black Mellowdramatic
AC/DC Live
Adele 21
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies
Alice in Chains Dirt
Alice in Chains MTV Unplugged
Alphataurus Alphataurus
Amplifier Trippin' with Dr. Faustus
Andrew Bayer If It Were You, We'd Never Leave
Andrew Hung Realisationship
Andy Stott Too Many Voices
Ange Hardy The Lament of the Black Sheep
Anna Calvi Hunter
Just when you can?t stand anymore bollocks about gender identity along comes an album that doesn?t half bang on about it but does it in a way that makes me think the bird has some proper bollocks.
Anthrax Spreading the Disease
Aphex Twin On
Apparat DJ-Kicks: Apparat
Archie Bell & The Drells Tighten Up
Arctic Monkeys Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino
Asobi Seksu Citrus
Attomica Disturbing The Noise
B12 Time Tourist
Beat Happening Dreamy
Beck Odelay
Big Black Songs About Fucking
Big Brother And The Holding Company Cheap Thrills
Bill Callahan Sometimes I Wish We Were An Eagle
Black Grape It's Great When You're Straight...Yeah
Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Blind Faith Blind Faith
Blonde Redhead 23
Blur Parklife
Blur The Magic Whip
Bob Dylan Dylan [2007 - 3-Disc Edition]
Bola Soup
Boogie Down Productions Criminal Minded
Brian Eno Ambient 1: Music For Airports
Brighter Laurel
Brigid Mae Power Brigid Mae Power
British Sea Power Do You Like Rock Music?
Built to Spill You in Reverse
Built to Spill Untethered Moon
You either have it or you don't these always have, this album certainly has and most done by them do. About 90% of everyone who followed in their footsteps didn't as do everything released of this ilk post 2000 definitely hasn't, those you don't get it never will have it and for that we are thankful.
Butthole Surfers Electriclarryland
Butthole Surfers Independent Worm Saloon
C.A. Quintet Trip Thru Hell
Camel Mirage
Cannonball Adderley Somethin' Else
Chris Thile and Brad Mehldau Chris Thile and Brad Mehldau
Circulus The Lick on the Tip of an Envelope Yet to be Sent
Culture Two Sevens Clash
Curtis Harding Soul Power
Untainted soul goodness from the burger records label. An absolute class act Curtis shows the rest how it's done. Listen and cherish now before he's heralded a 'star' and the bullshit takes over. Amazing record.
Curtis Mayfield Superfly
Daniel Avery Song for Alpha
Dave Holland Extensions
Dave Holland Uncharted Territories
Dave Van Ronk Dave Van Ronk, Folksinger
David Bowie Hunky Dory
David Bowie "Heroes"
Dead Man's Bones Dead Man's Bones
Death The Sound of Perseverance
Death Symbolic
Death Cab for Cutie Plans
Death Cab for Cutie Narrow Stairs
Deftones Around the Fur
Depeche Mode Delta Machine
Dinosaur Jr. Dinosaur
Dinosaur Jr. I Bet on Sky
Dinosaur Jr. Give a Glimpse of What Yer Not
Dodgy Homegrown
Those teen days smoking rubbish weed and drinking Hooch, being useless with girls and even worse at having a point to prove all the while wearing airwalk trainers and getting frustrated at Blanka on SFII. This was the uncooler, unloved, awkward, fumbling beautiful soundtrack to it all and it still rules.
Doves (GBR) The Last Broadcast
Doves (GBR) Lost Souls
Dr Feelgood Down By The Jetty
Earthless Sonic Prayer
Earthless From The Ages
This is like getting thwacked in the sack by a massive 70s platform shoe but there is no
pain only pleasure. You just see stars.
Eels Beautiful Freak
Elastica Elastica
Elbow Asleep In The Back
Elbow Cast of Thousands
Elbow The Seldom Seen Kid
Elbow Little Fictions
Eli Paperboy Reed Roll With You
Eluvium Copia
Elvis Costello Armed Forces
Elvis Costello Brutal Youth
Look at the shit ratings. Any of you saps find me a better song than Kinder Murder and I?ll 1 it.
Elvis Costello Look Now
Etta James At Last!
Ex:Re Ex:Re
Felix Laband Dark Days Exit
Fever Ray Fever Ray
Fields Everything Last Winter
Fightstar Grand Unification
Fightstar One Day Son This Will All Be Yours
Fire! Orchestra Enter!
Foals Total Life Forever
Foo Fighters The Colour and the Shape
Frank Black Teenager of the Year
Frank Carter and the Rattlesnakes Blossom
Fumaca Preta Fumaca Preta
George Crowley Can Of Worms
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
GoGo Penguin v2.0
GoGo Penguin Man Made Object
Gold Connections Gold Connections
Pavement trying to be the Smiths trying to be Modest Mouse trying to be Sonic Youth trying to be 90s and doing it while wearing unnecessary spectacles.......however it's great it really is.
Gorillaz Demon Days
Gorillaz Humanz
Grant Lee Buffalo Mighty Joe Moon
Grimes Art Angels
Grizzly Bear Veckatimest
Gruff Rhys Hotel Shampoo
Guided by Voices Bee Thousand
Guided by Voices Mag Earwhig!
Guided by Voices Class Clown Spots A UFO
Guided by Voices August by Cake
Headless Heroes The Silence Of Love
Hookworms Pearl Mystic
Indigo Jam Unit Roots
Indigo Jam Unit Collectivity
Iron Maiden Powerslave
Iron Maiden Piece of Mind
Isotope 217 The Unstable Molecule
Jaga Jazzist Starfire
James Seven
James Holden The Idiots Are Winning
Jamie T Carry On The Grudge
Jamie xx In Colour
Jason Isbell The Nashville Sound
Jeff Buckley Grace
Jethro Tull Aqualung
John Foxx London Overgrown
Johnny Cash American III: Solitary Man
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion Orange
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion Acme
Julien Neto Le Fumeur De Ciel
Jurassic 5 Jurassic 5 LP
Kathryn Williams Dog Leap Stairs
Kathryn Williams Little Black Numbers
Kelly Lee Owens Kelly Lee Owens
Looks like the sort of bird who you'd meet at college and go out with but ditched because you thought you could rdo better and her breath kicked up so it didn't really matter anyway until a few years pass and now look at her. rShe's done a quality album and what have you done with your life? Nothing except write up meaningless drivel ron music websites.
Kenny Burrell Midnight Blue
King Crimson Red
Kings of Leon Youth and Young Manhood
Kvelertak Meir
L7 Hungry for Stink
Lamb Lamb
Lambchop Mr. M
Lauryn Hill The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Lee Fields and the Expressions Special Night
Lemon Jelly Lost Horizons
Little People Mickey Mouse Operation
Long Arm The Branches
Low The Great Destroyer
Luna Pup Tent
Machine Head The Blackening
Mahumodo Waves
Manic Street Preachers The Holy Bible
Maribou State Kingdoms In Colour
Mark Lanegan Bubblegum
Marvin Gaye What's Going On
Massive Attack Blue Lines
Mastodon Remission
Mastodon Blood Mountain
Maurizio MCD
Melt Yourself Down Last Evenings on Earth
Menomena Moms
Mercury Rev Deserter's Songs
Metallica ...And Justice for All
mewithoutYou [untitled] e.p.
I have to admit it I really do like this shite. Fucking madness.
Miles Davis Miles Smiles
Miles Davis Nefertiti
Miles Davis Get Up with It
Millie and Andrea Drop The Vowels
Milton Nascimento and Lo Borges Clube da Esquina
Minor Victories Minor Victories
Moderat II
Modeselektor Monkeytown
Modest Mouse Good News for People Who Love Bad News
Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West
Mogwai Ten Rapid (Collected Recordings 1996-1997)
Mogwai Mr. Beast
Mogwai Mogwai EP+2
Mogwai Zidane: A 21st Century Portrait OST
Mogwai Rave Tapes
Moloko I Am Not A Doctor
Mono Hymn to the Immortal Wind
Morrissey Low In High School
Motorhead No Sleep 'til Hammersmith
Motorhead Bad Magic
Knocking on heavens door having raised hell. Lemmy is the real deal,nobody comes close and lessons are still being taught by the man for everybody to learn. Album is a kick in the face and totally rules.
Nailbomb Point Blank
Neil Young Harvest
Neil Young On the Beach
Neu! Neu!
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
New Order Get Ready
New Order Music Complete
New Order Complete Music
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Murder Ballads
Nick Drake Bryter Layter
Nick Hoppner Work
Nina Nastasia Run to Ruin
Nina Simone High Priestess of Soul
Nirvana Bleach
Nirvana Incesticide
Nonkeen The Gamble
Oasis (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
Oasis Definitely Maybe
Opeth Still Life
Other Lives Tamer Animals
You know that twee folk, generic dirge that has engulfed the morons so now any two bit
bag of bollocks can headline a festival with a kazoo? This is much better than that. Much
much better.
Ovlov am
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
Pantha Du Prince This Bliss
Pantha Du Prince Black Noise
Pantha Du Prince The Triad
Pavement Brighten the Corners
Pavement Slanted and Enchanted
Pearl Jam Vs.
Pearl Jam Vitalogy
Pedro the Lion Control
Pescado Rabioso Artaud
Pink Floyd Meddle
Pixies Surfer Rosa
PJ Harvey To Bring You My Love
Portico Quartet Portico Quartet
Primal Scream Vanishing Point
Public Enemy It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
Public Service Broadcasting Inform - Educate - Entertain
Pulp His 'n' Hers
Pulp Different Class
Pumarosa The Witch
A good-un to the point I added the thing to the database, hipster bastard shit but good. Fuck fucking about with the
artwork. What a dick-about.
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
R.E.M. Reckoning
Rachel Zeffira The Deserters
Radiohead The Bends
Rae and Christian Northern Sulphuric Soul
Rage Against The Machine Evil Empire
Rage Against The Machine The Battle of Los Angeles
Rat At Rat R Rock and Roll is Dead, Long Live Rat At Rat R
Real Lies Real Life
Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Richard Hawley Standing At The Sky's Edge
Richard Hawley Hollow Meadows
Rilo Kiley More Adventurous
Robyn Hitchcock Robyn Hitchcock
Rone Tohu Bohu
Roni Size and Reprazent New Forms
Roxy Music Country Life
Royal Trux Sweet Sixteen
Rufus Wainwright Release The Stars
Samsara Blues Experiment Revelation & Mystery
Santigold Santogold
Screaming Trees Dust
Sebadoh Bakesale
Seefeel Quique
Shack Waterpistol
Shack H.M.S. Fable
Sharon Van Etten Are We There
Shinki Chen Shinki Chen and his Friends
Sigur Ros Kveikur
Six by Seven The Things We Make
Skee Mask Compro
Skinnyman Council Estate Of Mind
Sleaford Mods TCR
Sonic Youth Goo
Soulsavers Broken
Soulsavers The Light The Dead See
Spiritualized Lazer Guided Melodies
Spiritualized Pure Phase
Steven Wilson To the Bone
If this gets an average of at least 4 it'll mean that Steve hasn't released an album seen as anything other than excellent and will confirm him as a sput greatest artist of the 21st century. Cunt bangs on about trains and doesn't wear shoes.
Sun Kil Moon Benji
Susumu Yokota Sakura
Swarms Old Raves End
Swearin' Surfing Strange
Sweet Smoke From Darkness To Light
Talking Heads Fear of Music
The Aliens Luna
The Angels of Light We Are Him
The Au Pairs Playing With A Different Sex
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The Beatles A Hard Day's Night
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour
The Beatles Help!
The Bees Free The Bees
The Beta Band The Three EPs
The Boo Radleys C'mon Kids
The Chameleons Script of the Bridge
The Chemical Brothers Surrender
The Chemical Brothers Exit Planet Dust
The Clean Vehicle
The Comet Is Coming Channel The Spirits
The Dead Texan The Dead Texan
The Distillers Coral Fang
The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster Horse of the Dog
The Futureheads The Futureheads
The Gladiators Trenchtown Mix Up
The Gutter Twins Saturnalia
The Haxan Cloak Excavation
This isn't a comic scream, this isn't a faux sideshow performance, this isn't a novelty act. This is the sound of death and the physical reality that you have just excreated your jarred free kidneys through your prolapsed rectum due to the bass on this beast.
The Jesus and Mary Chain Psychocandy
The Jesus and Mary Chain Darklands
The KLF The White Room
The Lemonheads Car Button Cloth
The Levellers Levelling The Land
The Levellers A Weapon Called the World
The Little Ones Sing Song
The National Boxer
The Necks Body
The Only Ones The Only Ones
The Orb Moonbuilding 2703 Ad
The Panics Cruel Guards
The Paul Butterfield Blues Band The Resurrection Of Pigboy Crabshaw
The Prodigy The Fat of the Land
The Prodigy Music for the Jilted Generation
The Radio Dept. Lesser Matters
The Slits Cut
The Smashing Pumpkins Pisces Iscariot
The Smiths Louder Than Bombs
The Smiths The Smiths
The Smiths Meat Is Murder
The Sonics Here Are the Sonics
The Stone Roses The Stone Roses
The Strokes Is This It
The Upsetters Super Ape
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico
The Verve Urban Hymns
The Verve A Northern Soul
The Vintage Caravan Voyage
The Wedding Present The Home Internationals E.P.
The xx I See You
Therapy? Troublegum
This Mortal Coil Blood
Tindersticks Waiting for the Moon
Toshio Matsuura Group LOVEPLAYDANCE
Tracy Chapman Tracy Chapman
Tricky Maxinquaye
Turnstile Step 2 Rhythm
U.S. Christmas The Valley Path
Underworld Second Toughest in the Infants
Underworld Barbara Barbara, we face a shining future
Viagra Boys Street Worms
Watter This World
Wayne Shorter Speak No Evil
Wishbone Ash Argus
X Los Angeles
XTC Drums And Wires
Yeasayer Odd Blood
Yeasayer Amen & Goodbye
Yo La Tengo May I Sing With Me
Yo La Tengo I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass
Yo La Tengo Popular Songs
You Won't Skeptic Goodbye
Young Fathers TAPE TWO

3.5 great
A Winged Victory for the Sullen A Winged Victory for the Sullen
Aero Flynn Aero Flynn
Air 10,000 Hz Legends
Alfa Mist Nocturne
alt-J Relaxer
Amy Winehouse Back to Black
Andy Shauf The Party
Answer Code Request Code
Appleblim and Shackleton Soundboy's Gravestone Gets Desecrated By Vandals
Archers of Loaf Vee Vee
Astra The Weirding
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Athlete Vehicles & Animals
Autechre Tri Repetae
Autobahn Dissemble
Bad Brains Bad Brains
Baxter Dury Happy Soup
Beastie Boys Ill Communication
Belle and Sebastian If You're Feeling Sinister
Ben Folds Five Whatever and Ever, Amen
Benjamin Booker Benjamin Booker
Bibio Phantom Brickworks
Bjork Homogenic
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club B.R.M.C.
Black Tusk Set The Dial
Blink-182 blink-182
Blur Blur
Blur Leisure
Blur 13
Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children
Boards of Canada Geogaddi
Brendan Benson Lapalco
Buena Vista Social Club Buena Vista Social Club
Cage The Elephant Thank You Happy Birthday
Cannibal Ox The Cold Vein
Carole King Tapestry
Coachwhips Bangers Vs. Fuckers
Codeine Frigid Stars
Cornelius Point
Cornershop When I Was Born For The 7th Time
Cornershop Cornershop & The Double O Groove Of...
Cymande Cymande
Damien Jurado Visions of Us on the Land
Damien Rice My Favourite Faded Fantasy
Damon Albarn Everyday Robots
Danger Mouse and Jemini Ghetto Pop Life
Darren Lock The Day Before The Rain
I love you Darren. You have an immutable spirit and a talent not usually found in podgy bald blokes from Walthamstow.
Dauwd Theory of Colours
David Holmes Let's get killed
Death Individual Thought Patterns
Death In Vegas The Contino Sessions
Deer Leap/The World Is A Beautiful Place... Are Here To Help You
Deftones Adrenaline
Demolition Hammer Tortured Existence
Dinosaur Jr. Without a Sound
Dinosaur Jr. Green Mind
Dodgy Free Peace Sweet
Doves (GBR) Some Cities
Doves (GBR) Kingdom of Rust
Edan Beauty and the Beat
Eels Blinking Lights & Other Revelations
Eels Souljacker
Eels Shootenanny!
El Guincho Alegranza!
Elder (USA-MA) Spires Burn/Release
Emiliana Torrini Love In the Time of Science
Endless Boogie Long Island
Esbe Bloomsday
Faith No More Album of the Year
Faithless Sunday 8PM
Fatboy Slim You've Come a Long Way, Baby
Fila Brazillia Old Codes New Chaos
Fila Brazillia Luck Be A Weirdo Tonight
Fleet Foxes Sun Giant
Four Tet There is Love in You
Fugazi 13 Songs
Fugees The Score
Gang of Four Entertainment!
Global Communication 76:14
Goldfrapp Seventh Tree
Goldfrapp Tales Of Us
Goldfrapp Silver Eye
Gomez Bring It On
Green Day Dookie
Grizzly Bear Shields
Groove Armada Vertigo
Gruff Rhys Babelsberg
Guadalupe Plata Guadalupe Plata (2017)
Hail Mary Mallon Are You Gonna Eat That?
Half Man Half Biscuit CSI:Ambleside
Helmet Betty
Huggy Bear Weaponry Listens to Love
"alternative . . . 'indie' just became an abstract term for a style of music, not ideas or values, 'cause they were all
signing to major labels. The notion of selling out wasn't important." Real deal.
Inspiral Carpets The Beast Inside
Iron Maiden Somewhere in Time
Jaga Jazzist One-Armed Bandit
Jah Wobble Take Me to God
James Laid
Sometimes when I look deep in your eyes I swear I can see your soul. Album and band IS the '90s but not one review graces the site. TDAG >
Jamie T Panic Prevention
Jane's Addiction Ritual De Lo Habitual
Jane's Addiction Strays
jj jj n° 3
Joe Gideon and the Shark Harum Scarum
Julianna Barwick Nepenthe
Kendrick Lamar DAMN.
Kevin Ayers The Unfairground
King Creosote Astronaut Meets Appleman
Kings of Leon Aha Shake Heartbreak
Kylesa Spiral Shadow
Laura Marling I Speak Because I Can
Lemaitre Chapter One
Liars Liars
Lo Fidelity Allstars How to Operate with a Blown Mind
Longpigs The Sun Is Often Out
Lost Society Fast Loud Death
Everything else step aside. The energy, power, relentless riffage it's all here. This band Shreds!
Luna Bewitched
Machine Head Burn My Eyes
Madder Rose Tragic Magic
Magical Power Mako Super Record
Manic Street Preachers Everything Must Go
Mark Lanegan Blues Funeral
Matt Berry Witchazel
Matt Berry Television Themes
I don?t know if this is the biggest bag of bollocks ever conceived or it?s an absolute work of genius. All I do know is you brat saps who bang on about nostalgia haven?t got the first fucking idea unless you were born between 1970-80 and listen to picture box while tears spill down your cheeks and the rage inside burns. I?m sure that fella with the lips was a massive nonce.
Max Romeo War Ina Babylon
Milo Budding Ornithologists Are Weary Of Tired Analogie
Moby Play
Moby Everything is Wrong
Mogwai The Hawk Is Howling
Morcheeba Big Calm
Morrissey You Are the Quarry
Mother Earth The Tree People
Mount Kimbie Crooks & Lovers
Mount Kimbie Love What Survives
My Life Story The Golden Mile
N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton
Naam Naam
Nada Surf Lucky
New Model Army The Love of Hopeless Causes
New Order Power, Corruption and Lies
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds
Oasis The Masterplan
Oozing Wound Whatever Forever
Orange Goblin A Eulogy for the Damned
Orbital In Sides
Panda Bear Tomboy
Paul Weller Stanley Road
Paul Weller Wild Wood
Pearl Jam Yield
Pedro the Lion Achilles Heel
Pere Ubu Dub Housing
Pete Rock Lost & Found: Hip Hop Underground...
Phosphorescent Pride
Pink Floyd Atom Heart Mother
Pink Floyd Ummagumma
Plantman To the Lighthouse
Porter Ricks Biokinetics
Portishead Dummy
Primal Scream Screamadelica
Primal Scream Give Out But Don't Give Up
Prometheus Corridor of Mirrors
R.E.M. Green
R.E.M. Out of Time
R.E.M. Document
R.E.M. Up
Rage Against The Machine Renegades
Refused The Shape of Punk to Come
Reigns The Widow Blades
Richard and Linda Thompson I Want To See The Bright Lights Tonight
Roni Size New Forms
Rover Rover
Royal Trux Accelerator
Russian Circles Station
Sebadoh Defend Yourself
Shabazz Palaces Black Up
Sigur Ros Agætis byrjun
Slow Magic Triangle
Soul II Soul Club Classics Vol. One
Soundgarden Badmotorfinger
Speedy Ortiz Major Arcana
St. Germain Tourist
Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks Wig Out At Jagbags
Steve Mason Boys outside
Steven Wilson Hand. Cannot. Erase.
Stone Temple Pilots Purple
Strand of Oaks Heal
Suede Suede
Sugar Copper Blue
Sun City Girls Torch of the Mystics
Sunny Day Real Estate Diary
Super Furry Animals Radiator
Supergrass In It for the Money
Talking Heads Remain in Light
Tame Impala Innerspeaker
Terrace Martin Velvet Portraits
Terrorvision Regular Urban Survivors
Fuck off doof. You obviously didn't do the Hokey Cokey arm swinging round jig thing with your mates to Perserverance after 7 bottles of 'shotgunned' reef.
The Beatles Let It Be
The Beatles Please Please Me
The Beatles With the Beatles
The Bluetones Expecting to Fly
The Breeders Last Splash
The Chemical Brothers Dig Your Own Hole
The Clash Give 'Em Enough Rope
The Detroit Cobras Life Love, and Leaving
The Early Years The Early Years
The Evens Get Evens
The Felice Brothers The Felice Brothers
The Field Yesterday and Today
The Flaming Lips Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
The Go-Betweens 16 Lovers Lane
The Grifters One Sock Missing
The Hives Your New Favourite Band
The Hold Steady Almost Killed Me
The Jim Jones Revue Burning Your House Down
The Lemonheads It's a Shame About Ray
The Lightning Seeds Jollification
The Marked Men Ghosts
'Pop punk' made by men who want to smash their bosses face in prior to having a few beers and going home to their wives to make love before the onset of morning and the inevitable crippling depression of it all.rAs opposed to 'pop punk' made by all the adult juveniles pretending to have furious feelings about their teachers, tokes on joints, crushes on girls and being happy at the excitability and adventure of life.r
The Music The Music
The National Cherry Tree
The Neil Cowley Trio Spacebound Apes
The Phantom Band Checkmate Savage
The Phantom Band The Wants
The Primitives Lovely
The Roots Things Fall Apart
The Safety Fire Grind the Ocean
The Shins Chutes Too Narrow
The Smithereens Green Thoughts
The Stone Roses Second Coming
The Subways Young For Eternity
The Thermals The Body, The Blood, The Machine
The Von Bondies Pawn Shoppe Heart
The Web i spider
When it comes to album titles, a hand-mime beaked, wingless, dodoesque bird creature walking on water instantly springs to mind.
The White Buffalo Shadows, Greys & Evil Ways
The White Stripes White Blood Cells
The World Is a Beautiful Place... Whenever, If Ever
The Wrens The Meadowlands
Tori Amos From the Choirgirl Hotel
Travis The Man Who
Trumans Water Spasm Smash XXX0X0X Ox and Ass
Underworld Beaucoup Fish
Void Sessions 1981-83
Wand Golem
Whipping Boy Heart Worm
Why? Mumps, Etc.
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Yak Alas Salvation
Young Fathers TAPE ONE
Yuck Yuck

3.0 good
4hero Two Pages
A Place to Bury Strangers Exploding Head
AC/DC Black Ice
Aim Flight 602
American Football American Football
Amplifier The Astronaut Dismantles HAL
Anais Mitchell Hadestown
Apparat The Devil's Walk
Arcade Fire Funeral
Arctic Monkeys Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
Ash Trailer
Augustines Rise Ye Sunken Ships
Beastie Boys Hello Nasty
Beck Guero
Beirut The Flying Club Cup
Belle and Sebastian The Boy With the Arab Strap
Belly Star
Belly King
Bjork Post
Black Mountain In the Future
Blur Think Tank
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
Bonobo Black Sands
Bonobo Migration
Branch Manager Branch Manager
Broadcast and The Focus Group Investigate Witch Cults of the Radio Age
Cake Fashion Nugget
Calexico Hot Rail
Clint Mansell Moon
Cloud Nothings Attack on Memory
Cold Specks I Predict a Graceful Expulsion
Coldplay A Rush of Blood to the Head
Converge Jane Doe
Crippled Black Phoenix (Mankind) The Crafty Ape
Daft Punk Homework
Damien Rice 9
Dangers Anger
Darker My Love 2
David Byrne Look into the Eyeball
Dead Confederate Sugar
Defeater Empty Days and Sleepless Nights
Deftones Deftones
Deftones Diamond Eyes
Deftones Koi No Yokan
DIIV Oshin
Dinosaur Jr. Where You Been
DJ Shadow Endtroducing...
DJ Shadow The Private Press
Dry The River Shallow Bed
Dub War Pain
Eels End Times
EL VY Return to the Moon
Elbow Build A Rocket Boys!
Embrace (UK) The Good Will Out
Enabler All Hail the Void
Explosions in the Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place
Foxygen We Are The 21st Century Ambassadors...
Frank Black The Cult of Ray
Frank Black Dog In The Sand
Fun Lovin' Criminals Come Find Yourself
Gallows Grey Britain
Gene Olympian
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!
Gorillaz Gorillaz
Gorillaz Plastic Beach
Gotan Project La Revancha del Tango
Groove Armada Black Light
Groundislava Feel Me
GusGus This Is Normal
Helmet Meantime
Hope Of The States The Lost Riots
Hope Sandoval and the Warm Inventions Until The Hunter
Interpol Turn on the Bright Lights
Interpol Antics
Interpol Our Love to Admire
Isobel Campbell & Mark Lanegan Hawk
Jaill That's How We Burn
Japanese Voyeurs Yolk
Jenny Lewis with the Watson Twins Rabbit Fur Coat
Jesus Jones Doubt
Joan as Police Woman Real Life
Johnny Cash American IV: The Man Comes Around
Junior Senior D-D-Don't Stop the Beat
Jurassic 5 Quality Control
Kasabian Kasabian
Kerbdog Kerbdog
Kill It Kid Songs of Love and Loss
LCD Soundsystem This Is Happening
Local Natives Hummingbird
M.I.A. Kala
Mac DeMarco Salad Days
Machine Head Unto the Locust
Manchester Orchestra Mean Everything to Nothing
Mariachi El Bronx El Bronx
Massive Attack Protection
Matryoshka Zatracenie
MGMT Oracular Spectacular
Midlake The Trials of Van Occupanther
Mogwai Rock Action
Mono For My Parents
Mos Def The Ecstatic
Ned's Atomic Dustbin Are You Normal
Nine Stones Close St Lo
Nneka No Longer At Ease
Noah and the Whale The First Days of Spring
Ocean Colour Scene Moseley Shoals
OFF! First Four EPs
Patrick Watson Close To Paradise
Pavement Terror Twilight
Pearl Jam No Code
Pearl Jam Backspacer
Pixies Bossanova
Port O'Brien All We Could Do Was Sing
Portishead Portishead
Prince Po The Slickness
Pulled Apart By Horses Pulled Apart By Horses
R.E.M. Reveal
R.E.M. New Adventures in Hi-Fi
R.E.M. Accelerate
Radio Moscow Brain Cycles
Radiohead Amnesiac
Reatards Grown Up, Fucked Up
Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute
Red Vox Another Light
River Of Souls The Well Of Urd
The smell of turd lol. I'm married mortgaged and nearly 40. m/
Robyn Honey
Despite knocking out some lovely foot tappers and being an absolute slag in bed it was never going to last. Bird
can?t cook a shepherds pie to save her life.
Roddy Frame Surf
Rogue Wave Asleep at Heaven's Gate
Roots Manuva Run Come Save Me
Secret Machines Now Here is Nowhere
Shura Nothing's Real
Snow Patrol Final Straw
Sonic Youth Dirty
Sons And Daughters This Gift
Soundgarden Superunknown
Stardeath and White Dwarfs The Birth
Stars In Our Bedroom After The War
Suede Coming Up
Surfer Blood Astro Coast
Sweet Billy Pilgrim Twice Born Men
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists Hearts of Oak
Telekinesis (USA-WA, Indie Rock) Telekinesis!
The Advisory Circle As The Crow Flies
The Apples in Stereo New Magnetic Wonder
The Avalanches Since I Left You
The Bangles Different Light
I think it says a lot when Walk Like An Egyptian has evolved from being a novelty song into what, if it was released now would be an alternative rock classic that melts face and pisses over everything released in the last twenty years.
The Beatles Beatles for Sale
The Besnard Lakes The Besnard Lakes Are the Roaring Night
The Beta Band Hot Shots II
The Black Keys Thickfreakness
The Black Keys Attack & Release
The Boxer Rebellion Union
The Charlatans (UK) Tellin' Stories
The Duke Spirit Neptune
The Earlies These were the Earlies
The Enemy We'll Live And Die In These Towns
The Gaslight Anthem Get Hurt
The Go! Team Thunder, Lightning, Strike
The Hours Narcissus Road
The Killers Hot Fuss
The Lemonheads The Lemonheads
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
The Offspring Smash
The Roots Phrenology
The Shins Wincing the Night Away
The Sleepy Jackson Lovers
The Soft Pack The Soft Pack
The Soundtrack Of Our Lives Behind the Music
The Strokes Room on Fire
The Subways All or Nothing
The Sundays Blind
The Sword Warp Riders
The Vines Highly Evolved
The xx xx
Theo Parrish First Floor
This Will Destroy You This Will Destroy You
Thom Yorke The Eraser
Throwing Muses The Real Ramona
Tom McRae Just Like Blood
Torche Torche
Trap Them Seizures In Barren Praise
Truckfighters Gravity X
U2 Achtung Baby
Uchu Conbini Feel the Dying Note
UNKLE Psyence Fiction
Vessels White Fields and Open Devices
Wilco Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Windsor For The Derby We Fight Til Death
Wolf People Steeple
Wu-Tang Clan The W
Yeah Yeah Yeahs Fever To Tell
Yonlu A Society In Which No Tear is Shed...

2.5 average
22-20s 22-20s
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Arcade Fire Neon Bible
Audioslave Audioslave
Bad Religion Stranger Than Fiction
Band of Horses Everything All the Time
Band of Horses Cease to Begin
Beach House Teen Dream
Beastie Boys To the 5 Boroughs
Beck Sea Change
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Baby 81
Bloc Party Silent Alarm
Brendan Benson The Alternative To Love
Bright Eyes I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning
Broken Bells Broken Bells
Charlotte Gainsbourg 5:55
Deerhunter Microcastle
Eels Hombre Lobo
Emiliana Torrini Fisherman's Woman
Engineers Engineers
Fatima Al Qadiri Brute
Fleet Foxes Fleet Foxes
Franz Ferdinand Franz Ferdinand
Green Day American Idiot
Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction
Handsome Boy Modeling School White People
Howling Bells Howling Bells
Ian Brown Solarized
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion Plastic Fang
Kasabian Empire
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
Lambchop Is a Woman
Manic Street Preachers Generation Terrorists
Mansun Attack of the Grey Lantern
Massive Attack Heligoland
Mastodon The Hunter
Municipal Waste The Fatal Feast
Muse Black Holes & Revelations
Obits I Blame You
Okkervil River Black Sheep Boy
OutKast Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
Page France Hello, Dear Wind
Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill
Pennywise About Time
Porcupine Tree Deadwing
Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris
Radiohead Hail to the Thief
Saves the Day Stay What You Are
Shed Seven Change Giver
Silversun Pickups Carnavas
Starsailor Silence Is Easy
Stereolab Oscillons From The Anti-Sun
Sufjan Stevens Illinois
The Antlers Burst Apart
The Beatles Yellow Submarine
The Black Angels Directions to See a Ghost
The Chemical Brothers Push the Button
The Cinematic Orchestra Ma Fleur
The Cribs Men's Needs, Women's Needs, Whatever
The Flaming Lips At War With The Mystics
The Gaslight Anthem The '59 Sound
The Hives Tyrannosaurus Hives
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The National Sleep Well Beast
"There's also a pond right outside the studio that just constantly gets wildlife - bullfrogs and turtles and herons and ducks
landing on it. It's hard to be a dick when you look out the window and there's this tranquil pond."r--Matt Berninger

What a fucking berk.
The Raconteurs Broken Boy Soldiers
The Rolling Stones Exile on Main St.
The Sleepy Jackson Personality - One Was a Spider, One Was a Bird
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Smashing Pumpkins Gish
The Smashing Pumpkins Oceania
Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our
Tricky Pre-Millenium Tension
Typhoon (USA-OR) White Lighter
Underworld A Hundred Days Off
UNKLE End Titles... Stories For Film
Urban Myth Club Helium
We Fell to Earth We Fell to Earth
Weezer Hurley
Wolfmother Wolfmother
Zero 7 When It Falls

2.0 poor
4 Non Blondes Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
Aerosmith Get a Grip
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Take Them On, On Your Own
Bloc Party A Weekend in the City
Blur The Great Escape
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Burial Untrue
Coldplay X & Y
Damon Albarn Monkey: Journey to the West
Death Grips The Money Store
Def Leppard Def Leppard
Muchos shite el hair metallas con bullshitos una compresso twaddle. La diablos courruptus los soulous.
Deftones Saturday Night Wrist
dredg El Cielo
Ground Zero Consume Red
HAIM Days Are Gone
A down on their luck trio who kick against the pricks and lambast the current culture with a record that is pure vitriolic fire that inspires a generation and gives voice to the youth. I am of course taking the piss.
HAIM Something To Tell You
Having burst onto the scene with a call to arms warning alarm that awoke the youth, this renegade trio continue with their take no prisoners attitude while crafting songs of unmatched hubris and spite rallying their ever swelling fan base into a lather of collective fury and individual rage.......yep I'm still taking the piss.
Kanye West Graduation
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Metallica Death Magnetic
Micah P. Hinson Micah P. Hinson and the Pioneer Saboteurs
Monkey Journey To The West
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
Nine Inch Nails Year Zero
No Doubt Tragic Kingdom
Oasis Standing on the Shoulder of Giants
R.E.M. Around the Sun
Red City Radio The Dangers of Standing Still
Sleigh Bells Treats
Soul Asylum Grave Dancers Union
Stone Sour Come What(ever) May
Swans The Seer
Swans The Glowing Man
Oh look at the minimal artwork. Gasp at the whitterings of some croaky arsehole. Swoon at the 38 minute songs of dross. I'm going to 5 it cos I'm desperate to like stuff I know deep down is twaddle.
Ten Foot Pole Rev
The Amps Pacer
The Bees Every Step's a Yes
The Breeders Title TK
The Clash Combat Rock
The Decemberists The Hazards of Love
The Ghost Inside Get What You Give
The National The National
The Shrine Bless off
The White Stripes Icky Thump
Tool 10,000 Days
Travis The Boy With No Name
U2 Songs of Innocence
Ulrich Schnauss Goodbye
Weezer Maladroit
Weezer Raditude

1.5 very poor
Brand New Your Favorite Weapon
Deafheaven Sunbather
Direct Hit! Wasted Mind
Goldfinger The Knife
wagwan rude boi, got any trenchtown tunes? Me lovin the ska ting know what I mean? These goldfinger, arrogant sons of bitches and yank bands are real deal boy. Where's ma skateboard?r
Jimmy Eat World Integrity Blues
Rock has been diluted by the talentless norm. There are no trail blazers, provocateurs and people needing to
speak out anymore, they've been silenced by the brainwashed. Everyone and anyone can do it. Become part of
the mulch and release an album. It's as easy as 1,2,3. Look even Jimmy Eat World get lauded for fuck sake.

*Gobble gobble slurp slurp swallow* Aftertaste isn't half as bad as this nonsense.
Kaiser Chiefs Employment
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade
My Chemical Romance Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys
Primus Primus and The Chocolate Factory With The Fungi Ensemble
Sophie Oil of Every Pearl's Un-Insides
Sum 41 All Killer No Filler
The Dear Hunter All Is As All Should Be
All is all should be. Namely people heap praise on watered down, flavourless, asinine drivel that does absolutely nothing other than titilate gormless brats who haven?t questioned anything in their vapid little lives. And when I say people I obviously mean sput yank brats who shit themselves and dish out 4-5s over this sort of bollocks. Have you fuckers ever thought once about listening to The Who and possibly kissing a girl?
The Libertines The Libertines
Xiu Xiu Forget
Yes The Ladder

1.0 awful
Balloon Journey Balloon Journey
Black Veil Brides Set the World on Fire
Bomb the Music Industry! Get Warmer
Bowling for Soup Drunk Enough To Dance
Bring Me The Horizon That's the Spirit
Busted Night Driver
If this were a new band called Neon Renegade and the 80s pastiche gimmick stuck with the brats as a fun, fresh musical direction this would be album of 2016. The actual facts are it's plastic rubbish churned out by whores who are desperate to cling on to the transparent nothing they held for almost 5mins because they were a 9yr old girls fave band for 5seconds. I have no doubt sowing will 4.5 it.
Chris de Burgh Into the Light
Deaf Havana Rituals
A vapid, emotionless record void of creativity or worth. This is apparent rock music. For whom does the bell toll, the scene, the artist or the horde of subjugated brats who?ve lost their ability to question and deride any form of anger against the pap force fed them by the corporate marketing clones. This is an album of nothing for the betterment of nobody with the intention of becoming needless to the needy. Burn it and ignite the flame in your soul to bring back some swagger and bollocks that you?ve sacrificed in order to become just another hapless cunt who has yet to engage in the real deal.
Good Charlotte The Young And The Hopeless
Jens Lekman Life Will See You Now
There's albums you hate at first and then come back to them and realise there's greatness to be had. This on the other hand is a fucking embarrassment that'll never be pulled back from the bin. If your dad made it you'd think he'd had a breakdown if your brother made it you'd call him a cunt.
Lou Reed Metal Machine Music
Passion Pit Kindred
Reel Big Fish Cheer Up!
Sachiko M Bar Sachiko
Smash Mouth Fush Yu Mang
Sum 41 13 Voices
The Arrogant Sons of Bitches Three Cheers For Disappointment
Various Artists (Punk) Punk Goes 90s Vol. 2
Various Artists (Punk) Punk Goes Pop Vol. 6
Waterparks Double Dare
The doors have been blown clean off. All the confusion, anger, disenchantment and displacement have been answered by the holy grail of rock n roll. This album is the answer. You can't mold dissatisfaction you channel it and by god this is the single greatest answer ever recorded. I thought Jimmy Eat World was the bestest but this is even betterer.

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