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Last Active 02-26-20 7:55 pm
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  • AnimalsAsSummit
    February 26 07:26 PM
  • MarsKid Chronic apologizer. Can't help it.
    February 26 06:24 PM
  • MarsKid Oh whoops lol. Sorry if I wasn't helpful. Will read when I get the chance.
    February 26 06:04 PM
  • DePlazz Sorry man, @work yesterday
    February 26 08:26 AM
  • Flugmorph dude what? it all got censored lol
    February 25 11:40 PM
  • Bedex any similar recs to send me parkinbaboon friend?
    February 25 10:54 PM
  • oltnabrick lol
    February 25 10:51 PM
  • sixdegrees Alright, fun is over boys. You?re boring. Keep trolling websites. Because that?s what people with decent lives do. No doubt in my mind you?re virgins. I?ll go **** my wife while you two hang out waiting for my next comment with baited breath because, after all, what else will you do? But know what? My comment will never come. But I bet you?ll keep checking and refreshing for at minimum the next 30 minutes, only to realize it Isn?t coming.Keep working on that acne, you awkward, goofy, pathetic n
    February 25 06:39 PM
  • MarsKid If you've got something to share, throw it in a Google doc for me! Email is
    February 25 04:51 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD The Outer Limits
    February 25 03:40 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD The Wake is very good agreed
    February 25 03:39 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD Been through some Voivod's but my fave end up to be Phobos because of the industrial vibe lol
    February 25 03:27 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD not samey, only predictable songwriting....I'm sure there's plenty in the genre to dig...and Coroner I have under my eye for quite a time now
    February 25 03:15 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD oh and suddenly I see you have those fived eheh cool!
    February 25 03:04 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD I always tough that somehow I could enjoy Coroner...but don't know quite well what to looks kinda cool though
    February 25 03:03 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD close to little...I'll make my way through it eventually. Not a big fan of thrash alone, nor its formulaic songwriting attached to it, so always appreciated when it went more prog, like Voivod f.e. but yeah...anyway not a big fan.
    February 25 02:55 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD don t know the band...but yeah there must be a reason why that one's avg is so different from the previous ones.
    February 25 02:43 PM
  • Sinternet i am here oh sir oh park oh sir
    February 25 02:39 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD very likely, I honestly hope
    February 25 02:37 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD I'm sorry. Hope you re Okay, as busy as you may be X)
    February 25 02:27 PM
  • MarsKid What's up chief?
    February 25 02:27 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD I forgot to mention: please
    February 25 02:24 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD do it
    February 25 02:23 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD You actually know I: Voice, or just hanging out in the thread?
    February 25 02:22 PM
  • MarsKid Why? Bloom doesn't deserve that bs.
    February 25 01:25 PM
  • Trifolium Yeah of course! I might have a few minutes at work, or otherwise later tonight. Send it on over (Discord I guess?)!
    February 25 01:14 PM
  • garas Thank you, it means a lot. And yeah, I think you're right... I should change.
    February 25 12:41 PM
  • dedex stop hating yoself pls, it's not healthy
    February 25 12:39 PM
  • dedex its aight, u?
    February 25 12:31 PM
  • garas Thanks man. And I know... I took it too seriously. I probably should just quit, because probs I'm turning into pure annoyance.
    February 25 12:31 PM
  • Trifolium I am, but there's lots of stuff happening at work, so off and on today!
    February 25 12:25 PM
  • Trifolium That's good man! Happy it worked out the way you hoped it would (and even more so by the looks of it!), especially with all the hours of preparation.
    February 25 11:50 AM
  • Trifolium Hi! How'd you think the list went? Are you content with it?
    February 25 11:40 AM
  • ComeToDaddy This Sasha EP has me in another dimension, I can't stop spinning it
    February 25 03:26 AM
  • Trifolium They do.
    February 24 10:36 PM
  • Demon of the Fall perhaps
    February 24 08:46 PM
  • Demon of the Fall Is that even possible? I jest, it happens to the best of us sometimes.
    February 24 08:26 PM
  • CaptainDooRight thanks
    February 24 08:18 PM
  • Demon of the Fall Fair enough, might be for the best. Just jam some arhd as feck riffs m/ tm. Medicinal.
    February 24 08:12 PM
  • nightbringer Pretty sweet list dawg, will check some entries
    February 24 08:12 PM
  • GhandhiLion song lyrics
    February 24 06:25 PM
  • Bedex is that from gramm sorry manneke, hey at least I jammed it
    February 24 06:23 PM
  • frozencarl damn son
    February 24 06:02 PM
  • Atari awesome list!!
    February 24 05:29 PM
  • Keyblade dope. we need more memphis love on this site
    February 24 05:14 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD you keep ignoring sick ass recs m/
    February 24 04:52 PM
  • TVC15 Oh s*** woah... Uh that's alotta album and words. Guess I gotta check out Vangelis' regular studio albums now
    February 24 04:17 PM
  • 50iL Cool list man, I'll check some of that s*** out. Make sure to check Regis - Adolescence. Top-tier techno :)
    February 24 02:51 PM
  • Demon of the Fall Although I forgot to actually write descriptions for 1 and 2, whoops!
    February 24 09:25 AM
  • Demon of the Fall As you plugged yours... P.S. I actually put (mostly) a lot of effort into my 2019 list, eclectic enough mix I think...
    February 24 09:24 AM
  • MiloRuggles Nah, trying to cut back a wee bit on media. I already check this site religiously enough! I really enjoyed reading through your list btw, appreciate your love for this strange site and what it is/could be.
    February 24 01:56 AM
  • zaruyache im listening to thrash now i hope you're happy
    February 24 01:35 AM
  • MiloRuggles Haven't had time to really look through it yet, but fantastic work. That must've taken some effort
    February 23 11:21 PM
  • ComeToDaddy HA part of my message didn't go through. I actually wrote that Pole and Sasha are next on the list for work today, keen for it though. Heard one of Pole's albums way back but hadn't heard the one you put on the list, so expecting to enjoy. Zapruder was good, tentative 4 I'd say but I need to spin it outside the gym to give it a proper rating. His vox and the jazzy sprinkles were amazing
    February 23 11:09 PM
  • Cygnatti yes :)
    February 23 11:04 PM
  • ComeToDaddy Red Harvest I'd actually been into for years, took until you posted it for me to realise I hadn't rated them yet (; I got down to Zapruder at the gym this morning though and Pole
    February 23 10:58 PM
  • Cygnatti very cool list
    February 23 10:58 PM
  • Bedex yeah mate don't worry about that
    February 23 10:57 PM
  • Bedex it's just bizarre really, I did dig the middle of track 2 and the tribal drums on 3 though
    February 23 10:51 PM
  • Bedex that'll be only for a minute, I czeched the EP you linked earlier and didn't dig it much at all buddy
    February 23 10:45 PM
  • Bedex I like dnb though
    February 23 10:41 PM
  • Bedex dnb is thrash
    February 23 10:40 PM
  • Bedex dude Ben Buitendijk wasn't even in the db I couldn't believe it what the hell
    February 23 10:37 PM
  • Bedex oops it's gone already
    February 23 10:31 PM
  • DePlazz :-)
    February 23 09:53 PM
  • Bedex tomorrow it is
    February 23 09:47 PM
  • budgie s*** was amazing
    February 23 09:43 PM
  • Bedex actually dude you should czech that Magma Waves album I reviewed since you're a post-rocker, it should be on bandcamp
    February 23 09:42 PM
  • Lookin4NuFriends I read that review, and here I am!
    February 23 09:22 PM
  • brainmelter thanks for the shout bb, sick list too. I need to check out a lot of the post rock on there. I?ll start with that 1099 banda
    February 23 09:22 PM
  • Trifolium Park it is already working you've put people on the trail of Pole. Thank you for this.
    February 23 06:37 PM
  • Bedex cheers bud I'll jam it tonight
    February 23 06:06 PM
  • Bedex where can I hear it brother
    February 23 06:01 PM
  • Uzumaki Yes, Zen Arcade was good. A bit on the long side, but solid nonetheless.
    February 23 03:45 PM
  • Thalassic List looks sweet!
    February 23 02:17 PM
  • Pangea yeah i love garbage. i wasn't all that into it on my first listen for whatever reason but it clicked on subsequent listens
    February 23 01:01 PM
  • Pangea hey great list! i liked your sentiments on sput and message on despression. the albums look really cool too. i have bookmarked it for future checkings
    February 23 12:49 PM
  • SandwichBubble No problem :)
    February 23 12:31 PM
  • SandwichBubble Alright, they should be good now. Refresh your browser's image cache (should be easy if you're using chrome or firefox).
    February 23 12:26 PM
  • zakalwe I?m like that with Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space. There?s so many more albums I consider better I actually prefer The Wall but I just cannot shake Ladies and Gents from top spot.
    February 23 12:16 PM
  • zakalwe Incredible choice. Good lad.
    February 23 12:10 PM
  • SandwichBubble Sure, give me a link.
    February 23 12:08 PM
  • zakalwe You have to choose a favourite album of all time. It can be for a particular reason but you have to choose and can choose only one. Go!!!
    February 23 12:07 PM
  • SandwichBubble I have a list talking all about the issues with adding album art: | Long story slightly shorter: most "base user" (not staff or contrib) album art edits haven't been working since August 2019 and you need a certain number of edits to "gain access" to it now. I think it's around 700-800 album edits needed before it starts working. | Also, goddamn you talk to a lot of people. Extra-extrovert over here.
    February 23 12:05 PM
  • rellik009 there's a commenter on Youtube who suggested it may be because of copyright intricacies, so the albums with "less" copyright are easier to upload without repercussions
    February 23 10:38 AM
  • rellik009 the next step'll probably the algorithm suddenly rec'ing obscure noise albums *crosses fingers*
    February 23 10:36 AM
  • rellik009 so it is happening to you as well! I get rec'd a lot of Ryo Fukui jazz when in "normal" mode. No idea why \_(?)_/
    February 23 10:31 AM
  • rellik009 glad to have made you aware of it then. Speaking of Kidorikko, I came to know of them through Youtube. Now why am I saying this. Well, because, maybe you realized, but Youtube's algorithm is increasingly starting to rec obscure Japanese albums. It's like real free estate atm, you and the others would be pleased
    February 23 10:23 AM
  • rellik009 Also, I know I rated them a 1.5, but definitely check out Kidorikko for the laugh and the cringe :DD
    February 23 10:15 AM
  • rellik009 I wholeheartedly agree! Did you know he released a sort of "best-of" on Spotify two days ago?
    February 23 10:14 AM
  • rellik009 looks like it IS up my alley! I'm gonna try listening to the albums when I can. Thanks man!
    February 23 10:10 AM
  • Trifolium Hahahaha for sure! Let's reserve the Tool thread for that.
    February 23 09:10 AM
  • Trifolium Hahaha yeah! Always a gamble, but they would be crazy to ignore this man.
    February 23 09:02 AM
  • Trifolium Exactly. It is. It's lovely that people here are genuinely interested too, you just have to put certain records in the spotlight.
    February 23 09:01 AM
  • Trifolium Man I get that, this is so much work already, writing something interesting and creative for over 100 albums. Even the selection process itself. But it's great too, shows how alive the website still is that people think the effort is worth it.
    February 23 08:56 AM
  • BlushfulHippocrene Have a look*
    February 23 08:38 AM
  • BlushfulHippocrene Ooo, will have a look tonight! And I have discord as well, I'll have a what my username is tonight, or I can add you.
    February 23 08:38 AM
  • Trifolium Yesssssss. It turned out so nicely bro, really looking forward to checking some of them during work tomorrow. So worth all of the effort!
    February 23 08:37 AM
  • calmrose the core albums on that list all rip, good stuff
    February 23 07:17 AM
  • Nocte Luv ya. Babe
    February 23 06:34 AM
  • JustJoe. Consider me intrigued. I?m sure there are a few gems in there for my betterment. Thank you kindly.
    February 23 04:23 AM
  • AnimalsAsSummit oh s*** nice. lots of good stuff
    February 23 04:11 AM
  • mindleviticus bruh, I need to go through a lot of these again, thanks for reminding me
    February 23 03:38 AM
  • Nocte Are you being mean sir. Because I am heartfelt and sincere.
    February 23 03:25 AM
  • Gallantin Good list
    February 23 02:33 AM
  • CosmicPie Hey, thanks bro. I certainly do. I'll check that out.
    February 23 02:26 AM
  • Gameofmetal That's sure something
    February 23 02:24 AM
  • Yotimi I've heard exactly half of them. I'll have to fix that
    February 23 02:22 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts very. will take me a bajillion years to read doe
    February 23 02:06 AM
  • Trifolium It is done.
    February 23 12:47 AM
  • Mongi123 On I found it. Never heard of any of this lol I?ll give some a read later.
    February 23 12:09 AM
  • Mongi123 On my phone atm man what is this? I?ll look at it later.
    February 23 12:03 AM
  • Josh D. Not much of a metal guy anymore either :) Put my music on there and I'll say "hm, cool list"
    February 22 11:46 PM
  • SteakByrnes Oh hell yea brother that's all you needed to say
    February 22 11:23 PM
  • trilo alright bet. i'm jamming kashee opeiah rn i'll check out floating points next
    February 22 11:22 PM
  • Josh D. oh I thought you were alerting me to something specific. I saw a lot of electronic music, which I despise, so I didn't really get deep into it
    February 22 11:22 PM
  • MrSirLordGentleman Damn that's one long list haha, reminds me of my Epics lists but if that's the case it means it is worth checking. Will read!
    February 22 11:18 PM
  • SteakByrnes im not reading that
    February 22 11:16 PM
  • trilo i've got a few electronic albums 5'd so i'm def open to the non-metal recs as well. if theres anything else like underworld im super down
    February 22 11:16 PM
  • Josh D. what
    February 22 11:14 PM
  • trilo what would you recommend listening to first out of that list? like what's yer fav
    February 22 11:09 PM
  • Tyler. how may i help u pal
    February 22 10:14 PM
  • Observer I believe I know most i think. I made a big list today and the site ate it so i gave up
    February 22 09:55 PM
  • Observer Yes! Have a feature.
    February 22 09:50 PM
  • JokineAugustus haha yeah I took a look at it. Not into techno or electronic music for the most part, but I'll check out the thrash and death metal eventually.
    February 22 09:44 PM
  • Source unforgivable
    February 22 09:32 PM
  • Flugmorph you come to MY house and...
    February 22 09:26 PM
  • budgie finally ive been waiting all week
    February 22 09:25 PM
  • Jasdevi087 **** you, i bet i can read the whole thing over an undetermined period of time
    February 22 09:24 PM
  • Bedex already on it brother
    February 22 09:23 PM
  • Source didn't even give me a s/o :(
    February 22 09:23 PM
  • Darius the Great blank......................
    February 22 08:49 PM
  • SandwichBubble And mom said I'd never do nothin' worthwile. Showed her.
    February 22 08:11 PM
  • Darius the Great no
    February 22 07:38 PM
  • Demon of the Fall yo?
    February 22 05:23 PM
  • Bedex aye he's one of the greats, I want to do a jazz binge at some point so I'll be sure to check it out matey
    February 22 04:50 PM
  • Bedex yea I'm working on that 5s revision I told u about, I need me some jazz in there
    February 22 04:45 PM
  • Bedex is this for the jazz ratings waht
    February 22 04:44 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD **** it, do the whole thing
    February 22 01:59 PM
  • mindleviticus WE?VE BEEN MARRIED FOR A DAY AND UR ALREADY NAGGING??! I need my space.
    February 22 01:53 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD Press play on track Culmination from Esoteric
    February 22 01:44 PM
  • Dewinged Defiltered. Sup Park.
    February 22 01:02 PM
  • nightbringer i c
    February 22 11:21 AM
  • Bedex ye dude I just need to listen to it again first
    February 22 10:59 AM
  • nightbringer Sup?
    February 22 10:41 AM
  • Trifolium Hihi only just though. We're definitely in the same category.
    February 22 09:08 AM
  • Bedex you have heard this right
    February 22 01:19 AM
  • budgie bro i know it rules huh? i think lots of ppl already love morningside so throw saxon shore out there see if they dig. though i think instrumental post rock isn't a really well liked genre here so idk
    February 21 09:06 PM
  • Trifolium Oh dude that moodiness yet the chill and relaxed vibe is so addictive. Totally perfect. Good to know there's going to be some trip hop there!
    February 21 08:46 PM
  • Trifolium Yesssss. Very much so. But I'm picky, it should be dark, with lots of jazz and hip hop influences. Portishead is the pinnacle of music and humanity in general in my book.
    February 21 08:40 PM
  • Frippertronics Oh nice
    February 21 07:28 PM
  • Trifolium It always is. Almost always. But it's worth the effort. You create places for discussion and worship.
    February 21 07:26 PM
  • Frippertronics Added what
    February 21 07:24 PM
  • Frippertronics Ok what
    February 21 07:22 PM
  • Trifolium Hmmmmmmm let's hope it's just a passing thing then. I'm not too sure, website has been slow for a couple of days here too. That usually doesn't mean something good...
    February 21 06:55 PM
  • Trifolium No I haven't done it yet. Still waiting for the right moment when I can listen with some attention. Sput is having some troubles once again though, do you notice them too? The pre-blackout spams?
    February 21 06:50 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts I like that song too. And yeah Yoko album rules, only song that's grown off me a lot is Close These Curtains, the vocals on that track have started to annoy me
    February 21 06:46 PM
  • mindleviticus ok
    February 21 06:40 PM
  • mindleviticus You have reached the weekly limit for posting in my shoutbox
    February 21 06:35 PM
  • mindleviticus enjoy your ban
    February 21 06:33 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts I dont tbh
    February 21 06:22 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts She does yes
    February 21 06:16 PM
  • Trifolium Hahaha, hoootttttt.
    February 21 05:05 PM
  • Trifolium Yeeeeessss!!!!!!!! The hype is real.
    February 21 05:00 PM
  • Bloon Yeah I can hold off hahahaha
    February 21 04:15 PM
  • Bloon Nice, I?ll keep my eyes peeled for it
    February 21 04:13 PM
  • Bloon That?s a pretty rad list, I?ll check some stuff from it out - I?ll probably put out a big list this weekend
    February 21 04:12 PM
  • Bloon
    February 21 04:08 PM
  • Bloon Death metal, trap rap, goofcore, pop, etc
    February 21 04:07 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD It suck this one album did this came from lmao
    February 21 03:31 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD vocals are def weird, but this is pre good man....nothing less than a 3.5
    February 21 03:19 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD for sure brother...first track looks legit m/
    February 21 02:54 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD PeterPArk Imma set that Scarred now...better be good
    February 21 02:51 PM
  • dedex man my fourth listen was kind of a drag, will bump it down
    February 21 02:32 PM
  • budgie ya i straight up gotta shower and head to class but promise when i get back ill check out that jam. in the mean time check out saxon shore - four months of darkness, pretty short post rock album but it rules my school only has 55 ratings here. super good post rock
    February 21 02:25 PM
  • dedex ya it's some really good s***, but a grower for sure
    February 21 02:21 PM
  • budgie ya... saxon shore? this will destroy you? hammock is kinda post rocky on their raising your voice... album
    February 21 02:17 PM
  • budgie best coast usa
    February 21 02:09 PM
  • AnimalsAsSummit it should be to the left near the band profile info
    February 21 02:07 PM
  • dedex merci toi aussi
    February 21 12:16 PM
  • Frippertronics perhaps
    February 21 09:21 AM
  • budgie 10pm here gotta wake up early bye
    February 21 06:12 AM
  • budgie no i love you
    February 21 06:09 AM
  • ComeToDaddy YES matey sorry, I rarely check my shoutbox. Not used to jumping on here and actually talking to someone these days (;
    February 21 02:47 AM
  • SandwichBubble Just steal some news about a new album from google. It's what I do. And you're welcome.
    February 21 01:05 AM
  • SandwichBubble You need at least 1 soundoff, 1 news article, 1 band edit, and 1 album edit. I think. So you probably just need to make a news article and it should show up. I think.
    February 21 12:57 AM
  • SandwichBubble This call has been recorded for quality-control purposes. Have a nice day.
    February 21 12:52 AM
  • SandwichBubble They quietly judge you (just a guess). I'm sure they don't mind, but just make sure you go back tomorrow or whenever to make sure the right edit made it through.
    February 21 12:47 AM
  • SandwichBubble Sure: | Band info edits take 1-12 hours, depending on whether a mod is online to approve it.
    February 21 12:43 AM
  • SandwichBubble Yes.
    February 21 12:34 AM
  • SandwichBubble I'm not here to discredit semen's utility as a ingredient though. I hear it's suitable substitute for buttermilk in some recipes.
    February 21 12:26 AM
  • SandwichBubble Wassat, when you use man juice like egg whites and cook it? Not particularly fond of it, no. No amount of onion and bell pepper can save that one.
    February 21 12:07 AM
  • JokineAugustus Nope. I'm very far behind on music though. Trying to get back into the rhythm of listening to new albums.
    February 20 11:32 PM
  • JokineAugustus I have not. I'll give them a listen soon.
    February 20 11:29 PM
  • JokineAugustus Yeah I like both of them. Martyr especially
    February 20 11:25 PM
  • JokineAugustus Defenitely the older stuff, up till early 2000's. Any weird sounding ones are a plus.
    February 20 11:22 PM
  • JokineAugustus Any good recs for me? I've been jamming a lot of tech death lately.
    February 20 11:16 PM
  • JokineAugustus Check out !t.o.o.h!. - Order and Punishment. Seems up your alley.
    February 20 11:12 PM
  • Keyblade ay u too dude
    February 20 11:06 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts Sorry I'm married to justice
    February 20 11:03 PM

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