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03.28.09 Confirm/deny01.24.09 Acquilistens: Turd
12.11.08 Acquilistens: First Blood Part 210.15.08 Consecutive Lists >_>
09.29.08 Acquilistens08.31.08 Extreme Then Unextreme
08.27.08 Top 10 Mr. Bungle Thongs!08.13.08 Songs To Walk To
08.09.08 What A Rip!

Acquilistens: Turd

Original title didn't work (subtle reference to the third Naked Gun movie). Second title was too long for the front page (getting cut off sucks... say no to circumcision!). Third title was probably too long as well. Hmm, turd rhymes with third.
1 The Royal Scots Dragoon Guards
Spirit of the Glen

Bagpipes. I was hoping for original tracks, rather than sappy covers like "Amazing Grace" and "Sailing"... and holy awesome, they have Dragoon in their name! Methinks I'll incorporate dragoon into a black metal project.
...And Out Come the Wolves

I still can't get over the fact that this is pop music, despite the punk image. omgomgomg
3Tenacious D
Tenacious D

Funny. Black and Gass are great musicians and comedians.

Benton's vocals aren't as hardcore here as his later stuff.
5 Erykah Badu

Vocal wankery. Badu knows that she's a good singer and is abusing the fact!
6My Dying Bride
Like Gods of the Sun

"Did that kid just call us emo?" Pretty nice, need to be in a blue mood to listen to this (otherwise, I get put into a blue mood).
Damned in Black

Schweet, have finally gotten through their entire discography. Methinks that Damned in Black sounds the musical predecessor of At the Heart of Winter. I don't dig it as much as that album.
Blizzard Beasts

Poor Demonaz =*( I kinda dig Abbath's guitar work better actually, I assume it's the root of their blend of black metal (combined with thrash, heavy metal, bla).
9 The Morningside
The Wind, The Trees And The Shadows Of The Past

Needs more listens.
Veronika Decides To Die

Needs more listens.
11 Deinonychus

Depressing vocals =( Needs more listens.
12October Tide
Rain Without End

Cool vocals. Love that fierce sound.
13My Chemical Romance
Life on the Murder Scene

Borrowed this from the library. Thought it was 'Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge'. They sound pretty bad live. Didn't bother with the DVD.
Felt Mountain

15Brian Wilson

Hasn't done anything for me, besides the track "Good Vibrations".
16 Swans
Children of God

Needs more listens. Never been a fan of the Nick Cave-esque talking/singing.
17All That Remains
The Fall of Ideals
18As I Lay Dying
An Ocean Between Us

I've listened to this and the above quite a few times together, and so it's all a bit of blur. Or maybe they do sound alike. Alright though.
19Secret Chiefs 3
First Grand Constitution and Bylaws

Well, it's kinda obvious who was behind the sound of Mr. Bungle... the guys who played the instruments! Digging the tunes, not digging the noises.
20Norma Jean

Needs more listens. Didn't rock my jocks on first listen.
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