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SPUT ROYALE: f i n a l e

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THE WINNER OF SPUTNIK ROYALE 2023
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it is Portishead (39 - 17)

CONTGRATULATIONS to Portishead, who bring our Hall of Fame up to the following:

2020: Pink Floyd
2021: Boris
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2023: Portishead
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It has been a long, hard tournament - thanks to all those voted
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SputRoyale will RETURN in 2024 - but how? in what form? why?

Well, uh, I dunno. Let us know? Post your THOUGHTS about what you loved/hated/needed more-less-none of in this year's tourno and we will upload that shit directly over the template maybe. Changes will be made?! No-one wants a direct repeat!

One thing in particular I am toying with is a *revival round* (to be held at the same time as the Round 4 elimination play-off). The way this might work is as follows:

・Instead of eliminating two artists, the playoff will now kill three
・*One* of these will be replaced by a revived artist, who got killed in an earlier round!
・The artist to be revived will be voted a separate ballot in the same round. The artists on the ballot will potentially be those who were eliminated by the narrowest margins across all rounds (and maybe we will allow for write-ins in the regular Round 4)

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Big thanks to all those in the committee who uh lubricated those gears. Good shit!
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Video archive of previous tournaments:

2023: https://www.bitchute.com/video/ra106xYrsCVr/
2022: https://www.bitchute.com/video/IKajV6eolHtU/
2021: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-u_QjYsLsM
2020: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnwrguXGJcA
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Thanks goodbye see you next year/tomorrow/godbless
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