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SPUT ROYALE: Round 3

Hello welcome to the THIRD ROUND of Sputnik's OFFICIAL TOURNAMENT of popular artists! Some of the most *painful* decisions in the history of all discourse have been undertaken, and here we are. Are you ready for more? Is the worst to come? Uh, well:
1Can
Tago Mago


1. Can vs. Gas

WINNER - Can (22 - 17)

Won against The Veils in Round 1
2022: Lost to Glassjaw in Round 1
2Gas
Königsforst


1. Can vs. Gas

Won against Daft Punk in Round 2
Won against Japanese Breakfast in Round 1
3The Jesus Lizard
Head


2. The Jesus Lizard vs. Siouxsie and the Banshees

WINNER - The Jesus Lizard (26 - 16)

Won against Carissa's Wierd in Round 2
Won against Fall of Efrafa in Round 1
4Siouxsie and the Banshees
The Scream


2. The Jesus Lizard vs. Siouxsie and the Banshees

Won against Animal Collective in Round 2
Won against Oneohtrix Point Never in Round 1
5Low
Double Negative


3. Low vs. Underworld

WINNER - Low (24 - 18)

Won against Little Simz in Round 2
2022: Lost to Darkthrone in Round 2
6Underworld
Beaucoup Fish


3. Low vs. Underworld

Won against Shabaka Hutchings in Round 2
Won against Ad Nauseam in Round 1
7Parliament
Funkentelechy Vs. the Placebo Syndrome


4. Parliament vs. City of Caterpillar

Won against Lingua Ignota in Round 2
8City of Caterpillar
Driving Spain Up A Wall


4. Parliament vs. City of Caterpillar

WINNER - City of Caterpillar (22 - 20)

Won against Songs: Ohia in Round 2
Won against Rolo Tomassi in Round 1
2022: Lost to mewithoutYou in Round 4
9Fela Kuti
Sorrow Tears and Blood


5. Fela Kuti vs. Burial

Won against Ulver in Round 2
Won against Julia Holter in Round 1
10Burial
Rival Dealer


5. Fela Kuti vs. Burial

WINNER - Burial (24 - 20)

Won against Tim Hecker in Round 2
Won against Gorguts in Round 1
2022: Lost to mewithoutYou in Round 1
11LCD Soundsystem
LCD Soundsystem


6. LCD Soundsystem vs. Kayo Dot

Won against Skee Mask in Round 2
Won against Protomartyr in Round 1
2022: Lost to Talk Talk in Round 1
2021: Lost to Neurosis in Round 1
12Kayo Dot
Dowsing Anemone With Copper Tongue


6. LCD Soundsystem vs. Kayo Dot

WINNER - Kayo Dot (31 - 13)

Won against Soul Glo in Round 2
Won against clipping. in Round 1
2022: n/a
2021: n/a
2020: Lost to Chelsea Wolfe in Round 2
13Ethel Cain
Preacher's Daughter


7. Ethel Cain vs. Pig Destroyer

Won against Charli XCX in Round 2
Won against Avenged Sevenfold in Round 1
2022: Lost to City of Caterpillar in Round 1
14Pig Destroyer
Terrifyer


7. Ethel Cain vs. Pig Destroyer

WINNER - Pig Destroyer (30 - 13)

Won against Diamanda Galas in Round 2
Won against Jessie Ware in Round 1
2022: Lost to Cocteau Twins in Round 1
15Amon Tobin
Out From Out Where


8. Amon Tobin vs. Chat Pile

WINNER - Amon Tobin (27 - 17)

Won against The Drones in Round 2
Won against Brutus in Round 1
2022: Lost to Mazzy Star in Round 1
16Chat Pile
This Dungeon Earth


8. Amon Tobin vs. Chat Pile

Won against Beach House in Round 2
Won against Coil in Round 1
2022: Lost to The Flaming Lips in Round 1
17The Necks
Drive By


9. The Necks vs. Frightened Rabbit

WINNER - The Necks (23 - 15)

Won against Mazzy Star in Round 2
Survived the Round 1 tie-break
18Frightened Rabbit
Painting of a Panic Attack


9. The Necks vs. Frightened Rabbit

Won against Skinny Puppy in Round 2
Won against Wormrot in Round 1
19Oxbow
Thin Black Duke


10. Oxbow vs. The Prodigy

Won against Thursday in Round 2
20The Prodigy
Experience


10. Oxbow vs. The Prodigy

WINNER - The Prodigy (23 - 17)

Won against Yune Pinku in Round 2
Won against Linkin Park in Round 1
21Three 6 Mafia
Mystic Stylez


11. Three 6 Mafia vs. Portishead

Won against Billy Woods in Round 2
22Portishead
Portishead


11. Three 6 Mafia vs. Portishead

WINNER - Portishead (36 - 11)

Won against Botch in Round 2
Won against Nas in Round 1
2022: Lost to The Cure in Round 3
2021: Lost to David Bowie in Round 5
2020: Lost to Bjork in Round 3
23Machine Girl
Neon White OST 1 - The Wicked Heart


12. Machine Girl vs. The Field

Won against Descendents in Round 2
24The Field
Yesterday and Today


12. Machine Girl vs. The Field

WINNER - The Field (26 - 7)

Won against The Armed in Round 2
2022: Lost to Women in Round 2
25Stereolab
Cobra and Phases Group Play Voltage in the Milky Night


13. Stereolab vs. Lil Ugly Mane

WINNER - Stereolab (27 - 12)

Won against Flying Lotus in Round 2
2022: Lost to Ryuichi Sakamoto in Round 3
2021: Lost to Danny Brown in Round 3
26Lil Ugly Mane
Volcanic Bird Enemy and the Voiced Concern


13. Stereolab vs. Lil Ugly Mane

Won against Sharon van Etten in Round 2
Won against Prefab Sprout in Round 1
2022: Lost to Deafheaven in Round 3
27Shiina Ringo
Muzai Moratorium


14. Shiina Ringo vs. Yeule

Won against Parannoul in Round 2
Won against Hikaru Utada in Round 1
28Yeule
softscars


14. Shiina Ringo vs. Yeule

WINNER - Yeule (19 - 16)

Won against My Chemical Romance in Round 2
Won against Frontierer in Round 1
29Slipknot
Slipknot


15. Slipknot vs. TWICE

WINNER - Slipknot (23 - 14)

Won against Destroyer in Round 2
2022: Lost to The Microphones/Mount Eerie in Round 1
2021: Lost to Sigur Ros in Round 1
30TWICE
Twicetagram


15. Slipknot vs. TWICE

Won against Loathe in Round 2
Won against Taylor Swift in Round 1
31Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds
Murder Ballads


16. Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds vs. JPEGMAFIA

WINNER - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds (25 - 20)

Won against James Blake in Round 2
Won against My Bloody Valentine in Round 1
2022: Lost to Kate Bush in Round 3
2021: Lost to Unwound in Round 4
2020: Lost to Slowdive in Round 3
32JPEGMAFIA
LP! (online)


16. Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds vs. JPEGMAFIA

Won against Fear Before in Round 2
Won against Ethereal Shroud in Round 1
33Miles Davis
Sketches of Spain


17. Miles Davis vs. The Cure

Won against Modest Mouse in Round 2
34The Cure
The Head on the Door


17. Miles Davis vs. The Cure

WINNER - The Cure (25 - 24)

Won against R.E.M. in Round 2
Won against Nina Simone in Round 1
2022: Lost to David Bowie in Round 6
2021: Lost to Joy Division in Round 2
35Brian Eno
Here Come the Warm Jets


18. Brian Eno vs. Cocteau Twins

Won against Aphex Twin in Round 2
36Cocteau Twins
Blue Bell Knoll


18. Brian Eno vs. Cocteau Twins

WINNER - Cocteau Twins (29 - 15)

Won against D'Angelo in Round 2
Won against Tom Waits in Round 1
2022: Lost to Godspeed You! Black Emperor in Round 2
2021: Lost to Sigur Ros in Round 3
37Ryuichi Sakamoto
1996


19. Ryuichi Sakamoto vs. Joni Mitchell

WINNER - Ryuichi Sakamoto (25 - 16)

Won against Bark Psychosis in Round 2
Won against Pinback in Round 1
2022: Eliminated from the Round 4 play-off
38Joni Mitchell
The Hissing of Summer Lawns


19. Ryuichi Sakamoto vs. Joni Mitchell

Won against Michael Jackson in Round 2
Won against Coroner in Round 1
2022: Lost to The Microphones in Round 2
39MF DOOM
Operation: Doomsday


20. MF DOOM vs. Slowdive

WINNER - MF DOOM (32 - 18)

Won against Fugazi in Round 2
Won against Talk Talk in Round 1
2022: Lost to Kate Bush in Round 2
2021: Lost to John Coltrane in Round 4
40Slowdive
Slowdive


20. MF DOOM vs. Slowdive

Won against Dead Can Dance in Round 2
Won against OutKast in Round 1
2022: Lost to The Cure in Round 3
2021: Lost to Massive Attack in Round 3
2020: Lost to Godspeed You! Black Emperor in Round 4
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