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3.7s ranked

they are ranked
1Do Make Say Think
& Yet & Yet


3.7 wow I did not expect this album to top this list of 3.7s
2Brand New
The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me


3.7 settle 3.7 baby
3Portishead
Portishead


4.2 album with a few 2.8 songs = 3.7

TRIP-HOP
4At the Drive-In
In/Casino/Out


3.7
5Animal Collective
Feels


bad band makes good masterpiece 3.7
6Laurel Halo
Quarantine


3.7 yen says I will never see you again
7King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard
I'm In Your Mind Fuzz


bad band makes good masterpi2ce 3.7
8Sonic Youth
Washing Machine


4.2 album with a few 2.8 songs = 3.7
9Gospel
The Moon Is a Dead World


yada yada 3.7
10Supercar
Jump Up


3.7 actually 3.8
11Sharon Van Etten
Are We There


fantastic songwriter 3.7
12Jun Togawa
Tamahime-sama


one of the most iconic albums of all time tbh 3.7
13Swirlies
They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons


3.7
14Blonde Redhead
Blonde Redhead


3.7cuzz
15Tujiko Noriko
Blurred In My Mirror


most undisappointing zany lady ever 3.7
16Unwound
Challenge For a Civilized Society


2nd worst Unwound 16th best 3.7
17Coaltar of the Deepers
Submerge


This is annoying because it has the ideas to be a 4.5 but I do not love a lot of the first half's rockers they are 3.5

but it has one of the greatest shoegaze songs ever

so it is a 3.7
18Abe Schwartz
National Hora (Part 1) / National Hora (Part 2)


3.7
19Agalloch
The Mantle


Yeah I lied last time, this is a 3.7
20Laika
Sounds of the Satellites


excellent chill spooky breezy mathy mood jams 3.7

TRIP-HOP 2
21Tujiko Noriko
From Tokyo to Naiagara


slightly overrated within her body of work

but Zipper is one of the the greatest ambient/art pop songs made by anyone

so 3.7
22Flying Lotus
Until the Quiet Comes


better than Los Angeles, second half is a 4.2 or maybe 4.3 idk

3.7
23The Cure
Pornography


sometimes awesome sometimes ridiculous 3.7
24Queens of the Stone age
Lullabies to Paralyze


toxmasc fever dreams of sweattales 3.7
25The Beatles
A Hard Day's Night


the first 3.7 Beatles album
26Fugazi
Repeater


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27Oneohtrix Point Never
Replica


oneohtrix point never makes albums that are above 3.0s sometimes 3.7
28Polyenso
One Big Particular Loop


beautiful indie 3.7
29Dance Gavin Dance
Happiness


from the band's 3.7 kurt travis era
30Ulver
ATGCLVLSSCAP


astrology is a 4.0 this is a 3.7
31The Gathering
Mandylion


best band ever / worst Anneke vG album 3.7
32The Fall of Troy
Doppelganger


the shape of punk to come 3.7
33LCD Soundsystem
Sound of Silver


3.3 album with a couple of 4.3 bangers 3.7
34Polvo
Celebrate the New Dark Age


best nonGOAT band ever 3.7
35Four Tet
Pink


move butts 3.7
36Taeko Onuki
Mignonne


amazing lady big bops beautiful voice 3.7

best album cover on this list almost certainly
37Opeth
Still Life


literally who 3.7
38Aimyon
Oishii Pasta ga Aru to Kiite


am i overrating this because it's catchy idk 3.7
39Killing Joke
Pandemonium


this > nine inch nails

3.7
40Mogwai
Happy Songs for Happy People


this > explosions in the sky

3.7
41Serani Poji
Manamoon


classiest post-gaming bops ever 3.7
42Four Tet
Rounds


a watershed for indietronic sunday mornings 3.7
43Supercar
Answer


...yes

3.7
44The Blood Brothers
...Burn, Piano Island, Burn


3.7 yeepyapyeeks
45Rolo Tomassi
Cosmology


good ex-3.9 better 3.7
46Shohei Amimori
Sonasile


wonderful colourful inconsistent excellent glitch 3.7
47Swirlies
Blonder Tongue Audio Baton


3.8 band
48Muse
Absolution


3.7 stadiums of piss
49Perfume
GAME


3.7 CHYO CO LA I TO DISU KOs
50The National
Cherry Tree


3.7 x 10 = middleage
51Dolphin
Glubina rezkosti


3.7 squeals of dolphinrussia

TRIP-HOP 3
52Destroyer
Streethawk: A Seduction


might be underrating this a bit it is very good

3.7
53Hop Along
Bark Your Head Off, Dog


would love to 3 this on indieprinciple but when it works it works yknow 3.7
54mewithoutYou
A to B: Life


worst mwY by far 3.7
55Sons of Kemet
Your Queen Is a Reptile


3.7 toots of menace
56Hot Cross
Cryonics


many 3.7 leads riff riff
57Yumi Murata
Desire


vintage pop glory EMPTINEEEEEEEEEEEEESS AND THREE.7
58Amenra
Mass IIII


small pond big river 3.7
59Grimes
Miss Anthropocene


the Tool of mainstream pop 3.7
60KEN Mode
Loved


3.7 decibels of fuck
61Gaza
I Don't Care Where I Go When I Die


3.7 fucks in your nightmares
62Stereolab
Margerine Eclipse


3.7 futurespace happy cries
63Radiohead
The King of Limbs


disgustingly underrated 3.7
64Kate Bush
Never for Ever


you have heard of Kate Bush 3.7
65Thrice
To Be Everywhere Is to Be Nowhere


I am a dork with a weak heart 3.7
66Pan Sonic
Kesto (234:48:4)


I barely survived this MONSTER and may never jam it again

but it's one hell of a 3.7
67O'Brother
You and I


Very aqueous 3.7
687 Angels 7 Plagues
Jhazmyne's Lullaby


sus genre good album 3.7
69Boris
New Album


it is not new 3.7
70Supercar
OOKeah!!


2nd worst Supercar best band 3.7
71Mazzy Star
She Hangs Brightly


better than 95% of all contemp garbo dreampop 3.7
72Judy and Mary
WARP


inspirational final album 3.7
73Ulver
Lyckantropen Themes OST


mmmmm.7

TRIP-HOP 2.5
74Carissa's Wierd
You Should Be At Home Here


classic band worst album 3.7
75Lamb
Lamb


3.7

TRIP-HOP 3.5
76Dir En Grey
Withering to Death


nu-3.7
77u-Ziq
Tango N' Vectif


blipbloo3.7
78Team Dresch
Personal Best


3.7 bests of punks
79Slowdive
Morningrise


3.7gaze okgaze
80Phoebe Bridgers
Stranger in the Alps


greatest album of all time 3.7
81Ulver
Nattens Madrigal


good black metal 3.7
82ZOMBIE-CHANG
TAKE ME AWAY FROM TOKYO


3.7 IS A VERY ANNOYING RATING
83Mum
Finally We Are No One


wish this was a 3.9 3.7
84Oneohtrix Point Never
R Plus Seven


r + 3.7
85The Smith Street Band
Don't Waste Your Anger


conserve your 3.7s
86Taeko Onuki
Grey Skies


good 3.7
87Tentenko
Kiken na Anata


meccha kiken 3.7rashii 1010ko
88Kishi Bashi
151a


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89Cibo Matto
Viva! La Woman


very cool 3.7

TRIP-HOP 4.5
90Limited Express (has gone?)
Feeds You!


noiz boiz feed the 3.7
91KOTO
Platonic Planet


three. steamy seven
92Lil Mariko
Lil Mariko


the most 3.7 album of our times
93100 gecs
1000 gecs


I lied this is the most 3.7 album of our times
94Sonic Youth
SYR2: Slaapkamers Met Slagroom


3.7
95The Avalanches
We Will Always Love You


very ambitious very bland it must be a 3.7
96Unsane
Unsane


out of YOUR 3.7mind
97Ben Howard
Noonday Dream


not the one ben howard album that matters 3.7
98Hot Cross
A New Set of Lungs


skramz climbing ropes with rope riffs 3.7
99Kayoko Yoshizawa
Houkiboshi Zukan


it was a beginning 3.7
100Pom Poko
Birthday


happy birthday 3.7
101Sangre de Muerdago
Xuntas


rustic 3.7
102Fugazi
End Hits


not the end of 3.7s
103YBO2
Alienation


curses
104Noodles
Ivy


power pop bop rocks of 3.7 truth
105Dark Tranquillity
Fiction


Hammy diminishing returns on DD/Character 3.7
106Amenra
Mass III


not massive 3.7
107Amia Venera Landscape
The Long Procession


venereal ambient for rusted core kids 3.7
108Boris
Mabuta no Ura


it is boris 3.7
109Aoki Takamasa
Indigo Rose


glitchbitch 3.7
110Yuri Gagarin
The Outskirts of Reality


the outskirts of 3.7s
111Kero Kero Bonito
Bonito Generation


actually this is a 3.5 innit
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