| Albums I thoroughly hate |
| 1 |  | All That Remains
The Fall of Ideals
Oli Herbert was one of the worst guitarists in metalcore and his watered-down trash drags this thing down just as much as Phil's unbearable whining and forced screams. |
| 2 |  | Asking Alexandria
From Death to Destiny
This is where that drugged bitch Danny hit the rock bottom both as an artist and as a human. Maybe besides Killing You, which is their best track of all time. |
| 3 |  | Aversions Crown
Tyrant
The music being completely uninteresting is one thing. But the production on this album is the absolute second-worst I have ever heard within the realms of deathcore, metalcore and death metal combined. |
| 4 |  | Batushka
Litourgiya
I hope that both Derph and Patriarkh go to shit where they belong. |
| 5 |  | Behemoth
Demigod
Utter garbage even by the death metal standards. And let's not act like it was the fault of Nergal having no vocal prowess, the rest of the band was (and still is) completely talentless. |
| 6 |  | Breaking Benjamin
We Are Not Alone
Ben is unlistenable. Which is a shame, because he's the only person in the band worth a shit. |
| 7 |  | Cryptopsy
The Unspoken King
Not enough synths. |
| 8 |  | Egypt Central
Egypt Central
Firstly: this is NOT nu-metal. Secondly: every trace of its existence deserves to be eradicated. |
| 9 |  | In Flames
Come Clarity
"But he became unbearable only on later albums" my ass. Anders was annoying even on Whoracle and here he's borderline unlistenable, and the vocal layering was the final nail in his coffin. |
| 10 |  | Limp Bizkit
Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
The fall-off from Significant Other needs to be studied. That album had Rearranged, Broke, Don't Go Off Wandering and Break Stuff. This only has Rollin', the annoying Mission Impossible riff and a bit of DMX. |
| 11 |  | Linkin Park
Living Things
Most of this is a torture to listen to. |
| 12 |  | Meshuggah
The Violent Sleep of Reason
Meshuggah rarely makes an album that doesn't consist of 10-ish nearly identical songs, but they usually sound good. But somehow, this here manages to be just a slab of wankery that goes nowhere in particular. |
| 13 |  | Metallica
St. Anger
No, the "genuine anger" of the band doesn't make this good. If this slog is worth 75 minutes of your living time multiplied by however often you desire to listen to it, you're beyond helping. |
| 14 |  | Maneskin
Teatro d'ira - Vol. I
Asfalto David, Ethanol Torchio, Thomas Rag-Dressed and Victoria De Three Chords present us with a musical equivalent of HIV. |
| 15 |  | Nemophila
Apple of My Eye
The guitarist and the producer left the chat and the band's output turned into a mess. The fans of this are tone-deaf. |
| 16 |  | Nirvana
Nevermind
The best thing about this album is Kurt simulating sex with Krist in the In Bloom MV. |
| 17 |  | Queen
A Kind of Magic
4 songs are good, the others could just cease to exist. |
| 18 |  | Saosin
Saosin
Monotonous, pretentious, generic. |
| 19 |  | Seven
Interdimensional Act II - Set Fire To Saturn
If you think you've heard a truly bad djent album already, think again. |
| 20 |  | Type O Negative
October Rust
It is truly telling of an album's quality when even playing it as background music is a waste of time. |
| 21 |  | Unprocessed
Angel
To everyone who's ever hated on Spiritbox: listen to this and try to restate that shit opinion with a straight face. |
| 22 |  | Wij
Bluzg
I loved their last LP but this is a fucking joke. |
| 23 |  | While She Sleeps
Self Hell
If I could erase one album from the history, it would be either Seven Churches or Scream Bloody Gore, because the world would be a beautiful place without death metal. Besides them, Self Hell would be of the highest priority. |
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