ToSmokMuzyki
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Last Active 01-09-23 5:52 pm
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SMOK'S JANUARY JOHNNY CHALLENGE 挑戦~~uWu

JOHNNYOFTHESMELLS HAS JUDGED YOUR 5s AND YOUR 5s AND YES EVEN YOUR 5s. BUT THIS MONTH IS JANUARY JOHNNY JUDGEMENT DAY. YOUR VERY OWN SMOK WILL DELVE INTO THE SEA OF THE INTERNET'S WEEBIEST WEEB'S 5s AND WILL LAY DOWN CLASSIC AHRD SMOK TRVTHS. WILL SMOK DIE? WILL SMOK CRY? WILL SMOK BECOME ENLIGHTENED AS THE RED JAPANESE SUN? JOIN SMOK AS WE VENTURE ON THIS 可愛い 滞在~~~~!!!!i!i!i!i! 陰茎
1Anathema
Judgement


1月1日 what a fitting title

drony but not overly moany pralts deep was almost good 2
2Boris
Boris At Last -Feedbacker-


1月2日

pls no one pay actual money for trash like this johnny why 1
3Cocteau Twins
Heaven or Las Vegas


1月3日

electro dreamy abba with lyrics in simlish, not bad 2.5
4David Bowie
Station to Station


1月4日

dont mind this bowie, relaxed pop rocks, some cool added effects/instrumentation, nothing i'd want to hear again 2
5Dead Can Dance
Within the Realm of a Dying Sun


1月5日

great instrumentals largely ruined by mostly garbage vox 2
6Kayo Dot
Choirs of the Eye


1月6日

another experimental mishmash thats not entirely boring yet entirely reminiscent of a child randomly slapping pots and pans trv rating 1.5
7Macaroom
Homephone TE


1月7日

literally made me fall asleep. first trough has some good instrums with an overabundance of bleh dreamscapes to follow but anything good is utterly destroyed by having a child sing throughout the entire thing 1.5
8Melt-Banana
Cell-Scape


1月8日

hyper punk album with short noise/lectro bursts. it could have been good if the thought process went a bit deeper than hummm BWAAAAH rly just did to punk what nude muddle did to butt rock. o and a non plussy instrum at the end 2
9mewithoutYou
Pale Horses


1月9日

this is a something alright. definitely an absurd picasso with twangy swallowed vox and banal synth 1.5
10Seiko Oomori
Sennou


1月10日

first few tracks are some legit fun anime pop, but ever afterward it gets, ah, spotty, yeah spotty 2
11Shiina Ringo
Shouso Strip


1月11日

actually not bad nippoprocks, i was reasonably entertained and she has a womans voice on most tracks 2.5
12Slint
Spiderland


1月12日

as background coffeeshop music, like a 2.5. as sthg to listen to in real time, trv 1.5
13Slowdive
Souvlaki


1月13日

sleep asmr for depressed teenage girls trv 1.5
14Sonic Youth
Evol


1月14日

the audio equivalent of a potato chip [crisp] bag 1.5
15Soutaisei Riron
Hi-Fi Anatomia


1月15日

i will never understand the appeal of listening to young japanese girls over acoustic pop arrangements 1
16Stereolab
Transient Random-Noise Bursts with Announcements


1月16日

rythmic drony poprocks with a voice that makes it sound like shes singing in french 2
17Supercar
Highvision


1月17日

dont mind these stretched out lectry dreams so much, more than a few good beats and synth arrangements, vox could be left out, latter half doesnt do its due diligence so much 2.5
18Talking Heads
Remain in Light


1月18日

good energy sillies followed by a post drug crash. didnt understand how johnny 5'd until the end 2
19The Flaming Lips
Clouds Taste Metallic


1月19日

groan ugghhhh 1.5
20The Gathering
Souvenirs


1月20日

idk this band wedges itself in an awkward place by having a good atmosphere but never following it through, too basic and lacks power 2
21Unwound
Leaves Turn Inside You


1月21日

as a double lp goes without saying its too long, but also dont mind it so much, a bit more elevated than the usual background music, zenny, good variety in instrumentation without being ruined by incongruous vox most of the time 2.5
22Vladislav Delay
Anima


1月22日

very nice effective sleepy lectry asmr, need to delete the dialogue bookends, not music 2.5
23Yeule
Glitch Princess


1月23日 FREE DAY 既に 聞いた actually not that bad asmr. better when she isnt speaking. listened to and rating the full 5 n a half hours, 1.5 without out of love~~~~2.5
24Bjork
Vespertine


1月24日 FREE DAY 既に 聞いた holy fuck this is boring idk how u guys tolerate this trv rating~~~~1
25Dream Dolphin
Dolphins Talk to You


1月25日

how is this a troll 5? best thing out of your entire discography 3
26Kayo Dot
Dowsing Anemone With Copper Tongue


1月26日

what a waste of time holy shit 1
27Ling Tosite Sigure
Just a Moment


1月27日

finally a band that knows how to music, at least until the last 2 tracks. pretty good melodic overclocked procks 3
28Molecular Corporation
Millions of Dead Menposters


1月28日

sput's got talent and i am simon cowell. legit good tunes with 3+ yeses going to wet velvet - sheer, johnnys track, and the heist revenge - concave love. but i split a golden buzzer for betweentheskye - hypertrance and especially waves ablaze - into the blaze as they get added directly into my library. how is this a troll rating? 3.5
29Red Velvet
Chill Kill


1月29日

korean ariana grande worship? its alright was expecting sthg more intense by the name tho PUT YOUR TROLL RATING BACK RN COWARD 2
30Shiina Ringo
Kalk Samen Kuri no Hana


1月30日

a couple good tracks but largely immature sounding 2
31Unwound
New Plastic Ideas


1月31日

decent noise rock/punk no standouts 2.5
32Visit Kalvhaga
hardcore ambient


賞与 1月32日

get this guy a record deal NOW 2.5
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