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VENOM TRV AND SPANKED

AS WE ALL KNOW, VENOM IS THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD. NOT FOR THEIR CONSISTENCY, NOT FOR THEIR CREATIVITY, BUT FOR THEIR TRVTH. PURE METAL WROUGHT OF INGOT STEEL, THERE IS NO GREATER. HERE IS THE OFFICIAL, TRV, AND WORLD-RENOWNED SMOK™ VENOM RANKING. DONT FORGET TO BE TRV AND BELLOW A MIGHTY HAIL SATAN AS YOU REDISCOG THEM ONCE AGAIN YOURSELF.
15Venom
Temples of Ice


after prime evil, which im guessing was mostly written by cronos since its a great album, they just have no direction without him. riffs are lame, dolans shouts have no conviction, and the songs are plainly lackluster with barely a reference to satan. the paul miller tribute is just sad, his ghost says yeah thanks for nothing, lamest song on the album. playtime is just another sequel to teachers pet after already doing skool daze, acid is wannabe angel dust, speed king for filler, and the title track as well as being the albums concept has nothing to do with anything, and what is the hell is that outro? where is my satan? this isnt a venom album 1.5
14Venom
The Waste Lands


another haphazard cronosless album that gets better at pretending its venom but its very much not. they line up the themes more or less again but the songs are still babys first thrash with some random synths. crucified is so forgettable cronos would write another much better track of the same name for from the very depths, and clarisse is the most godawful thing allowed to have the name of venom stamped upon it 2
13Venom
Cast in Stone


evidentally the reunion didnt go so well as this is easily the worst cronos album. not a single banger except if you count raised in hell for the lolvox 2.5
12Venom
Fallen Angels


rather sparse for trv bangers on this modern venom but hammerhead, pedal to the metal and esp hail satanas rulz 3
11Venom
Calm Before the Storm


the last early cronos venom featuring metal punk, under a spell, fire, gypsy, and muscle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 3
10Venom
Hell


la rage's debut definitely took its toll as the riffs are unusually lackluster. still straight to hell, the power and the glory, esp fall from grace, title, and evil perfection make it worth listening to, but then its 7 tracks straight of just completely uninspired venom 3
9Venom
At War with Satan


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH 3
8Venom
Storm The Gates


continues the sound of from the very depths but to a lesser degree, this time the standouts are bring out your dead, notorious, i dark lord, beaten to a pulp, and over my dead body. cant wait for the next venom album!!! 3.5
7Venom
Prime Evil


venom isnt venom without cronos but mantas and abaddon bring the riffs and fills to make the wins in parasite, skeletal dance, the megalomania cover, insane, and skool daze 3.5
6Venom
Resurrection


a new lineup with cronos' younger brother on drums, and this thing goes fucking AHRD. grungy metal all over the place and in your face. undeniably fun, this would be top venom if not for certain cullable tracks 3.5
5Venom
Possessed


possessed by powerdrive, satanachist, harmony dies, title, hellchild, and especially wing and a prayer 3.5
4Venom
Metal Black


dirty toned grungy thrash with antechrist, dark realm, lucifer rising, maleficarum and title ruling ass 3.5
3Venom
Black Metal


BLACK IS THE NIGHT, METAL WE FIGHT POWER AMPS SET TO EXPLODE ENERGY SCREAMS, MAGIC AND DREAMS SATAN RECORDS THEIR FIRST NOTE WE CHIME THE BELL, CHAOS AND HELL METAL FOR MANIACS PURE FASTER THAN STEEL, FORTUNE ON WHEELS BRAIN HEMORRHAGE IS THE CURE FOR BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL LAY DOWN YOUR SOULS TO THE GODS ROCK 'N' ROLL FREAKING SO WILD, NOBODY'S MILD GIVING IT ALL THAT YOU GOT WILD IS SO RIGHT, METAL TONIGHT FASTER THAN OVER THE TOP OPEN THE DOOR, ENTER HELL'S CORE BLACK IS THE CODE FOR TONIGHT ATOMIC FORCE, FEEL NO REMORSE CRANK UP THE AMPS, NOW IT'S NIGHT BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL LAY DOWN YOUR SOULS TO THE GODS ROCK 'N' ROLL METAL TENFOLD THROUGH THE DEADLY BLACK HOLE RIDING HELL'S STALLIONS BAREBACK AND FREE TAKING OUR CHANCES WITH RAW ENERGY COME RIDE THE NIGHT WITH US, ROCK HARD AND FIGHT UNITED MY LEGIONS WE STAND FREAK HARD AND WILD FOR US, GIVE UP YOUR SOULS LIVE FOR THE QUEST SATAN'S BAND LET'S GO! AGAIN 4
2Venom
From the Very Depths


easily the best venom album since welcome to hell. clear but hellish production, every track is a banger and slays poseurs 4
1Venom
Welcome to Hell


VENOM IS THE BEST BAND OF ALL TIME!!! WITNESS THE BIRTH OV THE TRV!!! 5
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