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04.12.24 Smok Ranks Priest Trv04.01.24 SMOK'S APRIL'S FOOL CHALLENGE
02.27.24 SMOK'S NO METAL MARCH CHALLENGE [IMPOSS02.10.24 SMOK SMOKES HAWKZ' DM CHALLENGE
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11.28.23 SMOK'S DEC CHRISTMAS MUSIC CHALLENGE11.16.23 NEW YOURMOM
11.13.23 VENOM TRV AND SPANKED11.07.23 SMOK'S NOV BUTT HAIR CHALLENGE
10.28.23 Trv Cuisines Ranked10.18.23 SMOK'S OCT/NOV BUTT METAL CHALLENGE
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09.03.23 6666 Comments, 4000 Ratings08.27.23 Smok Insult Thread
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SMOK'S OCT/NOV BUTT METAL CHALLENGE

WHAT IS THE CHEESIEST, ROCK-BASED METAL YOU KNOW? CHALLENGE SMOK NOW. LIKE HAWKS LISTS BUT SMOK
1Manowar
Warriors of the World

October 18 Rec'd by SMOK

too much opera but still rulz, esp call to arms, the cover of nessun dorma, and hand of d00m 3.5
2Ra
From One

October 19 Rec'd by Pizzamachine (tho this doesnt LOOK like buttmetal)

and indeed it is not buttmetal but ALT ROCK. henceforth pizza shall be known as a buttmetal POSEUR. i expected better pizza, i expected better. and what a shame, ra is such a buttmetal name

on to the review: starts decent but soon devolves into bleh alt rock. nevertheless call my name is a jam 2
3Avatar
Dance Devil Dance

October 20 Rec'd by Zac124

bit of a mindfuck genrewise. rob zombie x king diamond x modern helloween x generic mccore x random other shit. the mccore bits instantly ruin the momentum built while theyre going on but otherwise not intolerable, though the constant genre hopping kind of pisses me off like im listening to a mix of 5 different records. highlight in title track which does it better than any other

a really out of left field rec that still more or less follows the criteria 2
4Staind
Confessions Of The Fallen

Oct 21 Rec by Ford (tho it also doesnt look like buttmetal)

and indeed once again it is not butt metal but NUDE ALT. let the record show ford for all his dm obsession is a butt metal POSEUR

review: there were a few fun nude riffs in the beginning but drifted off into boring ass alt rock with a noninteresting nude here and there. and at 35 mins they cant even keep it up that long which im grateful for since theyre so bad but still not even any stamina bro 1.5
5The Confession
Requiem

OCt 22 Rec by Spec

a unique blend of mild mdm riffs and trvly butt rock vox. a little mccore gets in the way too but its not emphasized in any way. highlight in dance with the devil 2.5
6Deadlock
Wolves

Oct 23 by Hawks (how the balls is this buttmetal?)

what the actual fuck hawks? i ask for butt metal and you give me melodic derpcore? 0/5 rec

the music itself: immature melodic derpcore for young adolescents 2
7Trixter
Trixter

Oct 24 by MetalMarkJK

more butt hair than butt metal but FINALLY something resembling what im looking for!!

review: a fun hair metal album with highlights in heart of steel and one in a million 3
8Black Tide
Light From Above

Oct 25 by el newg

sounds like a boyband trying to be metal n succeeding somewhat. unfortunately also some mccore influence and emo nude rock bvb type shit 2.5
9Power Paladin
With the Magic of Windfyre Steel

Oct 26 by Garas

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!! only tracks 1, 5, and 7 are butt metal but THEY ARE WIN. the rest is full power metal but id even c because awesome album

solid trv power metal with some butts m/ dark crystal especially is pure win 4
10Grailknights
Return to Castle Grailskull

Oct 27 by ffs

was expecting this to be awful based on the rating and cover art BUT IT WAS NOT! not butt metal at all, instead arghoslent style mdm. dont even care, this is win

review: raw arghoslent style mdm by trv metal heroes, first half is pure win but they lose some power in the 2nd 3.5
11Crystal Knight
Crystal Knight

Oct 28 by budgie

CRYSTAL KNIGHT OMFG IVE WAITED SO LONG

they got the spirit but need moar riffs, highlight in war attack 3
12Red (USA)
Rated R

OCt 29 by cyco

yeah crappy alt rock as predicted

review: takes a few different styles and hashes them together, still all garbage despite an alright riff here and there, would have been a 2 if they didnt mccore ahrd on the last couple tracks 1.5
13Hellyeah
Hellyeah

Oct 30 by isis

not butt metal, but wannabe pantera. started better than pantera, ended up worse 2
14Heavy Load
Stronger Than Evil

Oct 31 by Budgie

BEHOLD, TRV BUTT METAL! CLASSIC ROCKIN METAL FROM SWEDEN 3.5
15Switched
Subject to Change

Nov 1 by kompys

it looks like a nude muddle album, it smells like a nude muddle album, it is in fact a nude muddle album. 2
16Dust
Hard Attack

Nov 2 by budgie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

this is pre butt, proto butt. goes trv n ahrd for a bit but ultimately way too much beatles and hillbilly 2
17Stormbringer
Stealer of Souls

Nov 3 by Havey

AND WE HAVE STRUCK BUTT! THRASHY BUTT AT THAT V NICE V NICE BUTT

trv heavy metal that enjoys thrash now and again. silence is a straight up better version of holy wars wonder who copied whom 3.5
18Taking Dawn
Time To Burn

Nov 4 by el newg

nude muddly butt? its listenable anyway. chain cover is pretty sweet 2.5
19X-Mas Project
Bangin' Round The X-Mas Tree

Nov 5 by chippe

pure christmassy win 3, their comp is the ultimate christmas album 3.5
20Timeless Miracle
Into the Enchanted Chamber

Nov 6 by necropig

not butt at all but full on power! again dont even care because this super cheesy shit is WIN

amazing power with super cheesy cringe lyrics sung with a pop punk/ghost twang and i love it 4
21Gzr
Ohmwork

Nov 7 by manmachine

lemme get this straight. he starts his own band, only plays the bass on it, then lets a bunch of typical nude muddly guys handle the rest? just trying to get it with the kiddos i guess 1.5
22Damn Yankees
Damn Yankees

Nov 8 by manmachine

boomer rock by boomers high enough notwithstanding 2
23Drowning Pool
Strike a Nerve

nov 9 by cyco

sum more alt lite nudes 2
24Maximum the Hormone
Yoshu Fukushu

nov 10 by johnnyofthesmells

high energy nudecore with smatterings of nippop. but that energy is about all they got 2.5
25Mastodon
Blood Mountain

nov 11 by mort

mastodon proop 1.5
26Brocas Helm
Into Battle

nov 12 havey

some undenialably gud butt 3.5
27Assuck
Anticapital

nov 13 by piggy

below mid deathgrind sucks ass agreed 2
28Alternate Reality
Alternate Reality

nov 14 by yazz flute

talentless vox ruin the otherwise decent butt, awesome videos though with plenty of hot women 2
29X-Caliber
Warriors of the Night

nov 15 budgoet

too much sap not enough butt 2.5
30Saving Abel
Saving Abel

nov 16 by rando

typical pop grunge album nothing banging much. only thing butt about this is the cover 2
31Cloven Hoof
Dominator

nov 17 by havey

has the grand audacity of trv butt but nothing imperative 3
32Glacier (USA-OR)
Glacier

nov 18 by buttgie

a cool (AHAHAAHAHAHAAHA) 80s butt ep without any powzers 3
33Lee Aaron
Call of the Wild

nov 19 by melan

when u cold call the wild and u get the mild instead 2.5
34Demon Bitch
Death is Hanging​.​.​.

nov 20 havanananana

mid metal with atrocious vocals 1.5
35Derdian
New Era Pt. 1

nov 21 habababahawks

an amazing neoclassical power metal album successfully soaring like icarus before plummeting on ironically enough where i can fly and landing in the crystal lake, but soaring once towards the safety of its cage of light 4
36Tygers Of Pan Tang
Spellbound

nov 22 buttgie lets gooooooooooooo

starts rly cool but ends up midgood avg 3
37Manowar
Battle Hymns

nov 23 by SMOK

they start very ahrd rocky and nothing is that great 2.5
38Medieval Steel
Medieval Steel

nov 24 havey

title track is pure win followed by some well done but not exciting 80s butt 3.5
39Manowar
Into Glory Ride

nov 25 havey

still not very epic, mostly slower songs, trying to be the american maiden or sthg, just entirely mid 2.5
40manowar
Hail to England

nov 26 haveyeyeyeyee

gettin more epic but no keepers 3
41Battleaxe
Burn This Town

nov 27 buttgie

EPIC COVER starts great but doesnt keep hefting the battle axe blade for long, highlight in ready to deliver 3
42Heavy Load
Death or Glory

nov 28 buttgie

yesh pola bear RAWR! general 'eavy metalz but nothing quite so epic as that fight 3
43Jag Panzer
Ample Destruction

nov 29 buttgie

we get it you love iron maiden 2.5
44Dark Star
Dark Star

nov 30 buttgie

flaccid soft rocks 2
45Praying Mantis
Time Tells No Lies

nov 31 BUTTNUS buttgie

a bit of their own orig metal, some maiden, some prog, too much suicide 2
46Blitzkrieg
A Time Of Changes

nov 32 BUTTNUS buttgiee

sum rather weak mrocks esp for 1985 2
47Mushroomhead
XIII

nov 33 SPECIAL BUTTDITION JUST FOR flug

peak nude muddle 3
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