ArsMoriendi
07.31.26 | I don't believe in polygamy |
Jmal00
07.31.26 | If you are a hot babe then I would love to. |
cylinder
07.31.26 | I'm hot but I'm very high-maintenance |
Josh D.
07.31.26 | need to know the division of labor first |
evilford
07.31.26 | Ok |
combustion07
07.31.26 | I like what’s happening rn |
cylinder
07.31.26 | @Josh
you cook, I eat |
Josh D.
07.31.26 | I'm about to make mushroom pasta with oyster and mini bella mushrooms, garlic, shallot, and butter, and *winks* cream. Heavy cream, in fact. |
Emim
07.31.26 | Bury me bury me |
Josh D.
07.31.26 | I wasn't kidding, babe, come over https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HOlwigFXoAA-g0X?format=jpg&name=medium |
cylinder
07.31.26 | Damn honey that looks tasty af, I’ll be over in a few |
Josh D.
07.31.26 | Anyone tells you that you need to spend 25 quid on parmigiano reggiano is a twat, 5p for a slice does it m8 |
cylinder
08.01.26 | what the fuck is a quid |
Josh D.
08.01.26 | something brits barter with |
Hyperion1001
08.01.26 | i thought that was beans |
cylinder
08.01.26 | lol |
cylinder
08.01.26 | kill me, fuck me, and marry me all on the front page at the same time. Mission accomplished |
evilford
08.01.26 | We're doin it |
cylinder
08.01.26 | [2] |
bighubbabuddha
08.01.26 | Bum fart* only joking double bum fart* muhahaha |
Ectier
08.01.26 | Idk i have pretty big dowry |
cylinder
08.01.26 | lol Buddha that reminded me of this: https://share.google/1HuMTT0oxrM7eD68s |
Hawks
08.01.26 | Men. |
Jmal00
08.01.26 | I’d prefer women in this context |
cylinder
08.01.26 | I’d prefer Ninajirachi in this context |
Ectier
08.01.26 | Do eldritch omens count?
My dowry is a house in a good suburb thats not in America and a three legged donkey called carlos who also plays the bongos |
cylinder
08.02.26 | lmao
not in America? I’m in! I also can’t wait to meet Carlos! |
Ectier
08.02.26 | Oh no sweetie thats what you gotta pay haha |
cylinder
08.02.26 | *facepalm* fuck |
pizzamachine
08.02.26 | no |
Jmal00
08.02.26 | Suicide machine |
cylinder
08.02.26 | what? |
bighubbabuddha
08.02.26 | My farts aren't worth offing yourself Jmal *squeaky bum time* |