CugnoBrasso
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Kiss on the cheeks

List of girls who should deliver a kiss on the cheek (KotC for short from now on) towards yours truly. Every now and then, every grown ass man longs for a KotC: it's part of human nature and toxic masculinity. Still remember my first KoTC, I was 29, I couldn't believe the girl agreed for just 14 bucks in small change (thanks mom!). List will be updated every time I'll get a KotC.
1Paramore
This Is Why


Never really liked this band but I love the way she dances. I want β‹… (a KotC delivered + her to teach me how to dance). A guy on Omegle told me he had her phone number and he gave it to me, I just texted her, I'll let you know.
2dodie
Hot Mess


A sputnik review for one of her albums gave me the inspiration for this list, oh the potential for some dank ass lore. Left a comment on YouTube telling her my intentions, she still has to reply.
3Against Me!
Reinventing Axl Rose


Met Laurita at a Mexican place in Arizona, I uttered "it is time for you to deliver a kiss on >= 1 of my cheeks" but my mouth was chock-full of pico de gallo and she left. No pico de gallo next time, my mouth will be empty.
4Fiona Apple
Extraordinary Machine


Met a guy on a Fortran subreddit who names his variables in Sanskrit, dope ass amigo, he told me Fiona kissed him on the cheek. Well fuck, I thought, sent a message to fiona.apple@email.com and you would never believe what happened, I woke up in Belarus with only one kidney (my least favorite one on top of that).
5The Smashing Pumpkins
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness


I want to travel back to 1995 and Darcy must kiss me on the cheek, even if this means that Billy will have to do the same. Too bad it won't happen, I'm still just a rat in a cage.
6Tiny Hazard
Tiny Hazard


KotC aside, you guys should unironically listen to this EP, it's amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vigDek19onY
7Charles Manson
Lie


Charles Manson could teach you a lession about kiss on the cheeks and his other tricks. There you go.
8Brutus (BE)
Nest


Listen I don't know why I'm doing this, it never sounded like a good idea. Please somebody kill me lmao
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