torts
08.29.16 | oh no, not again, not again. |
TVC15
08.29.16 | TORTS YOU'RE BACK! |
TVC15
08.29.16 | Solid interview tho, broke the monotony of my godawful English class |
Sevengill
08.29.16 | looking forward to the new direction. production's been pretty good but the content was stretched pretty thin sometimes. |
ashcrash9
08.29.16 | cool interview |
Spacesh1p
08.29.16 | Great way to come back. |
danielcardoso
08.29.16 | "t: futures telling you to fuck off and die, overrated or underrated?"
lmao. nice list :] |
AlexKzillion
08.29.16 | Everything is right in the universe now that torts is back. |
TheSpirit
08.29.16 | Please interview me next |
zaruyache
08.29.16 | on the one hand: torts
on the other hand: remember when snide said he was trying to be less attention-starved? Counterintuitive thread. |
torts
08.29.16 | tell me which sputmusician i should interview next (*___*))))/
note i asked him to do it so i woudlnt call him attention starved -torts |
TVC15
08.29.16 | Do Toad |
MyNameIsPencil
08.29.16 | do me (next) |
Tyler.
08.29.16 | What |
Sinternet
08.29.16 | interview me because im the coolest |
LotusFlower
08.29.16 | shockingly better than the actual user interviews. |
Sevengill
08.29.16 | do DarkNoctus, I wanna hear about Ethereal Shroud. |
Futures
08.29.16 | mount vesuvius death march hahahhahahahahha holy FUCK I'M DEAD |
Tunaboy45
08.29.16 | do me and you will have my eternal gratitude |
Tunaboy45
08.29.16 | I'm sure sowing has his lawyers on the line as we speak |
Tyler.
08.29.16 | Skyrim fucking sucks honestly |
LotusFlower
08.29.16 | skyrim does suck yeah |
Tunaboy45
08.29.16 | none of the silent hill games : ( |
Deathconscious
08.29.16 | of all the people on the website you interview snide. not even gonna read it. |
torts
08.29.16 | thanks for the feature y0
yes, snide, bc ive been chatting with him for a bit so it felt kinda natural |
Deathconscious
08.29.16 | "ive been chatting with him for a bit"
well that was your first mistake. |
torts
08.29.16 | user AdolfChrist that chose the name AdolfChrist as his online identity on sputnikmusic.com telling me about mistakes |
Futures
08.29.16 | hahahahaha |
Deathconscious
08.29.16 | nah, its a badass username. |
TVC15
08.29.16 | AdolfChrist doesn't quite roll off the tongue well tho
Torts on the other hand... |
Spacesh1p
08.29.16 | "nah, its a badass username."
I would have thought the same thing in 9th grade. |
Deathconscious
08.29.16 | it totally does though. |
Futures
08.29.16 | AdolfChrist |
Deathconscious
08.29.16 | you kids need to hear Retaliation. spaceship, i expected better from you. |
torts
08.29.16 | |
FullOfSounds
08.29.16 | oh hey torts, welcome back. great interview haha. |
Deathconscious
08.29.16 | @torts |
Futures
08.29.16 | wow hilarious meme AdolfChrist XD |
Sevengill
08.29.16 | idk I might have gone with Buddholini |
Snake.
08.29.16 | somebody drop a nuke on this website please |
Conmaniac
08.29.16 | its fucking torts holy shit |
TVC15
08.29.16 | AdolfChrist is badass in the same way edgy atheist teenagers think Bring Me the Horizon saying "Fuck your faith!" or "Give me a solitary reason why I should give a fuck about your goddam beliefs" is amazing lyricism |
torts
08.29.16 | feel kinda bad about not putting this here right away, but go listen to snides ep if you haven't. even if it isn't yr thing, it's fairly short so you wont waste too much of yr time
https://blackmalachite.bandcamp.com/album/pitch-dark-neon-ep
|
Sevengill
08.29.16 | yr electric surge
is sweet |
Deathconscious
08.29.16 | @tvc lol you dont even know what it means, shut up kiddo. |
AlexKzillion
08.29.16 | JesusHitler |
TVC15
08.29.16 | Jesus Hitler
Adolf Christ
Is this the second coming
Or the fourth Reich?
His mother a nun raped by Nazi
Near the end of the second great war
Gave birth to the son who will change the future
For better or worse he's not sure |
Snide
08.29.16 | Interview was fun, torts, love you fam. |
torts
08.29.16 | hearts forever |
Deathconscious
08.29.16 | @toad it doesnt really mean anything, theyre just ridiculous lyrics from a hilarious band. |
Deathconscious
08.29.16 | Like everyone assumes im a nazi or im making some statement about religion or im trying to be edgy or some shit. its just a reference to a ridiculous song about jesus and hitler being resurrected as one entity. its not meant to be taken seriously at all. And frankly its the people who jump to conclusions that are the morons. |
AlexKzillion
08.29.16 | You are nazi making a statement about religion and trying to be edgy and shit. It's not a reference to a ridiculous song about jesus and hitler becoming one entity. It's meant to be taken completely serious. We've all found you out Adolf. |
Deathconscious
08.29.16 | Damn, i guess theres no more hiding it. Sieg heil. |
Futures
08.29.16 | the point is you thought it was a good idea to name yourself adolfchrist thinking people wouldn't label you some gay edgelord |
ScuroFantasma
08.29.16 | Great interview, I'm glad these are becoming a thing now. |
Deathconscious
08.29.16 | @futures nah i figured there would be idiots out there who would react that way, i just didnt really care. |
50iL
08.29.16 | Awesome list, welcome back. |
ArsMoriendi
08.29.16 | Nice intervew |
torts
08.29.16 | Nice interview |
FullOfSounds
08.29.16 | Interview nice |
Snide
08.29.16 | Ninterciew |
Futures
08.29.16 | fuck you |
TVC15
08.30.16 | You fuck nice interview |
Snide
08.30.16 | Nice you interview fuck |
Futures
08.30.16 | reported you all enjoy your bans god bless |
FullOfSounds
08.30.16 | "Nice interview you fuck"
I'm dead |
Snide
08.30.16 | "reported you all"
Can I buy irony in large crates at Costco? |
Futures
08.30.16 | there is no helping you |
TVC15
08.30.16 | Fuck you there is no helping you |
Futures
08.30.16 | le shitpost epic win guys! XD |
Deathconscious
08.30.16 | shut up |
iloveyouall
08.30.16 | hi son :) i've missed u |
Trebor.
08.30.16 | interview me |
Tyler.
08.30.16 | Interview me |
TVC15
08.30.16 | Interview yourself |
Beardog
08.31.16 | awesome |
Snide
08.31.16 | Interview the melt-banana |
Futures
08.31.16 | stop |
Snide
09.01.16 | Stop the interview? |
Snide
09.01.16 | What's the meaning of sputlife |
ScuroFantasma
09.01.16 | What sputlife |
Snide
09.01.16 | A mode on Sims 7 |
SharkTooth
09.02.16 | Fuck me how did I miss out on this? |
ArsMoriendi
09.02.16 | Is there an echo in here or what? |
zaruyache
09.02.16 | or what? |
Snide
09.02.16 | or what? |
Futures
09.02.16 | you wonder why people don't like you |
Snide
09.02.16 | I know why people don't like me. |
Flugmorph
09.10.16 | good stuff |
Snide
09.11.16 | torts is cool |
alienobserver
10.02.16 | "user AdolfChrist that chose the name AdolfChrist as his online identity on sputnikmusic.com telling me about mistakes"
holy fuck i died lmao |
Futures
10.02.16 | dilton doobie! |
Snide
10.02.16 | Interview pt. 2? |
Boyproblems
10.02.16 | this list is a perfect reminder of why i don't go on this site anymore lmao |
Gestapo
10.02.16 | dalton is an ass man i hear |
SteveOffProbation
01.23.17 | another intimate discussion is imminent. t-minus 12-20 |
MarsKid
01.23.17 | Oh shittt |
dbizzles
01.23.17 | Lol wuttt |
MarsKid
01.23.17 | Hit me uppp |
YakNips
02.06.19 | dooby |
Sinternet
02.06.19 | smh torts never did my one |
sixdegrees
02.06.19 | insightful stuff |
TheSonomaDude
02.06.19 | what happened to snide? i was gone for a few months and all the black malachite shit was deleted |
SharkTooth
02.07.19 | I think he left the site again |
sixdegrees
02.07.19 | he dead |
YakNips
02.07.19 | finally someone else carrying their weight in content |
TheSonomaDude
02.07.19 | left the site? or got hard banned? |
Keyblade
02.07.19 | my man looking like a washed up hair metal vocalist |
sixdegrees
02.07.19 | dude aspires to be Ronnie Radke, who aspires to be a washed up hair metal vocalist |
zaruyache
02.07.19 | he had some sort of big pullback from sput and asked that his albums all be wiped, and he actually hasn't posted since. I don't know if anything sput-related caused it. |
SitarHero
02.07.19 | Pretty impressive that he actually has managed to stay off Sput after saying that he was leaving.
But what happened to Skele? Does anyone still remember? |
TheSonomaDude
02.07.19 | i just reached out to him on fb, said he got sick of everyone shitting on him and treating him like garbage and thought it was ruining his rep regarding his pro musical career
skele got arrested didnt he |
sixdegrees
02.07.19 | yeah I imagine his brazilian fanbase took a hit after some of the scandals on here |
SitarHero
02.07.19 | "skele got arrested didnt he"
For reals? Why?! |
Deathconscious
02.07.19 | yep, i saw the news article about it. |
SitarHero
02.07.19 | Woah! Thanks for the scoop guys! |
zaruyache
02.07.19 | links, adolf. LINKS. |
Deathconscious
02.07.19 | I dont have it myself, someone else linked it awhile ago. |
Deathconscious
02.07.19 | Damn, i found the link but that article doesnt exist anymore. http://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/teen-s-bizarre-behaviour-threatening-kill-girl/story-20783633-detail/story.html |
Allergist
02.07.19 | Some crazy juicy shit. Is he still there? And did Anyone else done got locked up? |
Deathconscious
02.07.19 | i dont think he's here. pretty sure he's in a mental institution. |
sixdegrees
02.07.19 | hasn't posted on fb since 2013...sounds about right |
Deathconscious
02.07.19 | sputlegends.com |
sixdegrees
02.07.19 | yeah hes still in the pen as of 2016 RIP |
NewPhone
02.07.19 | @allergist
i know hep's been locked up, and i've been locked up a couple of times for petty shit |
Deathconscious
02.07.19 | I self-identify with DIY punk. I have performed in the following bands: Nor'easter, Hood Ratz, Snooki Fuckers, and The W Tree. My new project is called Preachy Cunt. I will be doing vocals and lyrics, my friend Billy is writing the music. I do not hate gay people. My daughter's mother is heteroflexible, her aunt is a lesbian. I have many friends of many different sexual identities. I have had a gun pointed at me, have seen a gun pointed at a loved one, and pointed a gun at someone. I have witnessed murders and grown up with several people who have perpetrated such crimes. I have seen police brutality and been the victim of it. I am having a combination quarter life, existential, and crisis of faith. If you want to know more, just ask me. Because if it's not love, it's the bomb that will bring us together. |
NewPhone
02.07.19 | quality pasta |
TheSonomaDude
02.07.19 | Sowders stole a 97 Saturn and spent 19 months in the Florida pen |
Deathconscious
02.07.19 | sounds like a real smart guy. |
budgie
02.07.19 | whatever
-torts |
ArsMoriendi
08.10.20 | Weird list |
Minushuman24
08.10.20 | rip |
Deathconscious
08.11.20 | i lied itt, i was totally trying to be edgy. |