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A Celebration of Musical Shite

I'm of the firm belief that the absolute worst of music should be as equally celebrated as the best. However, in this case we won't look at the kind of awful we just hate and move on, these fine samples are things which are so bad you just have to take a step back and clap...or laugh yourself to tears. Bands not added to the database I've just used a Cattle Decapitation album to show them off. There's well know classics of trash here and some more obscure turds to spice things up. If anyone's got some trash to suggest just post away, have fun seeing the worst music has to offer.
1MetaL BrotherS
Thunders - Demo

Play track 3 and wait until 1:17. To quote FullOfSounds: "People often cite some of the best moments in music as the crescendo in a Godspeed song, the guitar strumming of a Pink Floyd song, or the instrumental swells of a Radiohead song. Well I beg to differ. 1:17 in Electric Chair tops all"
2Corey Feldman
Angelic 2 The Core

The live performance which is The Room of music, everyone knows it but it has to be posted:
3Sand (JPN)
Death to Sheeple

Next level hardcore dumbarses, doing their silly dances before the song even starts. You feel your IQ drop and record speeds and it becomes endearing:
4Chelsea Grin
Chelsea Grin

Possibly the worst live vocal I have ever seen:
5Unleashing My Demons

Just wait until the clean vocals come in:
6Cattle Decapitation

Bakteria - Lyrics of a edgy 12 year old's band who has ADHD with guitar solo that sounds they mashed piano notes together for 30 seconds, magic:
Skeleton Veiled in Flesh

The soundtrack to the most drawn-out, painful constipated shit you've ever taken:
8Cattle Decapitation

Zooc - Melodically inept Visual Kei. They're ugly as shit and amateur as fuck too, they can't even get that right:
9Cattle Decapitation

Keydragon - Every bad stereotype of Power Metal...but even worse:
10Falling in Reverse
Fashionably Late

Just for the first verse, wow:
11Anal Cunt
Fuckin' A

I've never been a live performance where a band gave less of a fuck, kind of incredible:
12Lie Or Liar

The facial expressions make this masterpiece of shit, oh and of course "WITHOUT YOUUUUU!"
13Dot Dot Curve
Your Ears Will Bleeping Bleed

Not funny per say but we need to fill the Crunkcore quota since it's such abysmal dogshit by default:
14Cattle Decapitation

Beat - Melodically inept Visual Kei [2] Just with a welping dog for a singer instead:
15Satanic Destroyer

Just jam 'True BM' and you'll be blessed by trve teachings on Black Metal:
Extreme Cream

...yeah I don't even know what to say about this one:
17Thallahu Akbar
DJihad EP

I feel bad for laughing at this but I couldn't help it:
18Etienne Sin
Sinna: Volume 1

You ever wanted awful Metalcore over Lil Jon shouts with a white girl saying "I'm that nigga?" I didn't either:
19The Shaggs
Philosophy of the World

Have to end it with this classic, a drum solo that sounds like they're building a shed:
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