parksungjoon
03.19.24 | i am gonna be honest with you at first i just wanted to post a list with an absurdly long piece of text in it but then i realised maybe im actually kinda curious about this so i'll leave that for some other time |
Flugmorph
03.19.24 | we need the freakin stats, people! |
bellovddd
03.19.24 | offfft 2 deserved those words. should also find the shortest lol |
Koris
03.19.24 | Behold!
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/7618/X-Japan-Dahlia/
Words: 8482
Characters: 46493 |
parksungjoon
03.19.24 | wow |
Flugmorph
03.19.24 | jesus christ almighty |
Koris
03.19.24 | Yeah, I knew I'd have to pull that one out again lol
Probably the most hyperbolic review on the entire site (and that's saying something) |
Hyperion1001
03.19.24 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/9625/Metallica-Master-Of-Puppets/
metallicaman was close |
parksungjoon
03.19.24 | INTRODUCTION Hello there. Before I get started with my review I believe I should give you all an idea of what doing with it so you don’t get confused. The concept I’m using for this review is sort of a pick you pleasure type deal. In the time I’ve spent here in Sputnik I’ve been responsible for the birth of a few different types of reviews. Rhyming reviews, trial reviews etc. Some people have loved them, some have hated them. The fact is that here in the land of Sputnik different people like different kinds of reviews. So, what I’m going to do for you is let you have your choice of what kind of review you’d like to read. I’m going to review the album several times using different formats and concepts. Scroll through the review and find one that you think you might like. All of the reviews will be separated by bolded letters in cap locks. Any other bolded words you see are not the start of new reviews. Only if they are bolded and in all caps. For example the thing at the top that says introduction. That’s the type of lettering that let’s you know when one review starts and the one above it ends. Under each review title I’ll have a brief explanation as I’m going to be trying some new things and explanations may be necessary. The explanations will also help you decide whether or not it’s the review you want to read. I’d also just like to state that I know this album has more than its fair chare of reviews, but it’s my fiftieth and I wanted to review an album that was really life changing to me. Anywho, enjoy. |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.19.24 | realistically gonna be 1
but justice for DJ Sabrina |
parksungjoon
03.19.24 | Similar Bands: DJ Seinfeld, Ross from Friends |
robertsona
03.19.24 | My Selena Gomez review age 14 at least breaks 3,000. |
parksungjoon
03.19.24 | nice |
parksungjoon
03.19.24 | >should also find the shortest lol
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user_reviews.php?memberid=1072663 |
neekafat
03.19.24 | jesus and i thought i used to blather on |
parksungjoon
03.19.24 | same tbh |
FowlKrietzsche
03.19.24 | I was not expecting that left turn into fanfiction in the middle of that Metallica review holy shit |
el_newg
03.19.24 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/46159/Lou-Reed-and-Metallica-Lulu/ |
DoofDoof
03.19.24 | Metal Head vs Bratty Girl? |
FowlKrietzsche
03.19.24 | Yup
Utterly wild to write a story about a babysitter blasting metallica to a kid and then beating the shit out of her |
Judio!
03.19.24 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/58476/Metal-Church-The-Human-Factor
It’s a long one |
parksungjoon
03.19.24 | the lulu one is long in terms of vertically stretching the page with those lyrics boxes but its actually "only" 2714 words as it turns out |
WretchedCacophony
03.19.24 | "OVERALL REVIEW
Explanation: No explanation necessary, just a standard overall. This review won’t be overly entertaining. Just a thorough look at the album. If that sounds like something you might like, read it."
who tf writes that in a review |
TheManMachine
03.19.24 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/75403/The-Fall-The-Fall---Singles-1978-2016/
not sure how this stacks up to the rest here but it's pretty long |
parksungjoon
03.19.24 | bring back butcherboy agreed |
