pizzamachine
07.11.23 | That’s rough dawg, here, have a hug 🤗 |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.11.23 | PARK how dare you bait me with THIS LIST i was convinced it was CALL TO ARMS to face my NEMESIS BOBERT of HOUSE ALEXA in an honourable fucking DEATH MATCH but alas how dare YOU
also um what got deleted, i haven't mashed that key in like three days |
ArsMoriendi
07.11.23 | Don't think Sona would do it, so I vote Johnny |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | oh yea there was that trend of versusing users right
im ok with that |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.11.23 | wait was this the who wrote women pooping better list??
bc i don't have that power and if i did, i would be channelling it exclusively in the direction of AudreyMyers lists IS THAT YOU TOO |
ArsMoriendi
07.11.23 | @johnny: he took a George RR Martin quote about a woman pooping while grieving her dead brother and juxtaposed to a Thomas Pynchon quote about a man engaging in coprophilia with a woman and titled it "Which author writes women pooping better"
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parksungjoon
07.11.23 | but i aint creative enough to come up with the rules for it |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | >IS THAT YOU TOO
nope, sorry |
ArsMoriendi
07.11.23 | I read both quotes, and the Martin one made me laugh, while the Pynchon one made me wanna die, so I vote Martin |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.11.23 | oh eyeroll pynchon coprophilia bait how very 5 decades ago of u |
robertsona
07.11.23 | bro I would never delete anything |
robertsona
07.11.23 | I also kinda thought this was gonna be a duel. Maybe soon? Deleting park posts is like deleting the cave paintings of Lascaux from the caves of Lascaux… |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | isnt being 5 decades ago basically me tho |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | ars you are a trooper |
robertsona
07.11.23 | I started reading gravity’s rainbow when I was really young and got like forty pages in and found it confusing and a little overheated. And then I read all of inherent vice on vacation when it came out and thought it was like kinda fun. And then maybe like four years after that I flipped open gravity’s rainbow again and saw the poop stuff and was like man this is kinda lame |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.11.23 | deleting a park list is like deleting the caves of Lascaux from the cave paintings of Lascaux :[[[
it is u, but ragging on pynchon for writing women is silly when a) you're not using That Sex Scene from Lot 49 and b) you're not slating DFW as well/instead jfc have you read his first (otherwise uncharacteristically entertaining) novel |
ArsMoriendi
07.11.23 | I heard like 95% of people who try Gravity's Rainbow don't finish it |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | im a cave |
robertsona
07.11.23 | there I go again, ragging on Pynchon for writing women |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | why are so many Literary Fiction Authors bad at writing women |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.11.23 | "im a cave"
park is the only one itt qualified to write women pipe down BOIS |
neekafat
07.11.23 | Johnnys a narc |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | im not qualified to write about anything, least of all music
my so called review of metal machine music has 11/12 somehow
i would rather it have had 1/12 and be flagged instead tbh |
ArsMoriendi
07.11.23 | Hold on, lemme write a woman
OKAY OKAY OKAY HERE WE GO:
Sabrina walked over to the kitchen table. It was 6:30 and she had just woken up after only 5 hours of sleep. She was exhausted, but knew that if he missed another day of work, her boss would dock her pay. She walked over to the fridge and grabbed some whole milk and then reached on top of the fridge to grab some cinnamon Life cereal. All was going well until Sabrina reached for the brown ceramic bowl from the cabinet to the left. Too tired to have proper coordination, she fumbled and the bowl fell onto the wooden ground -shattering. "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!" she exclaimed. Today was not going to be a good day. |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | honestly my headcanon is audreymyers whom i had not heard of previously and probably one of those sus reviewer accounts are secretly sonic |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.11.23 | u are qualified u are park
only further TAKES i have to deploy are that pynchon is a chill boi who wrote *all* his characters as caricatures irrespective of gender/orientation/race, which somehow worked out about okay because his standpoint of just about anyone being fair game never displays an authorial bias towards any specific camp across his work --- but crucially, in retrospect, this falls somewhat foul of intersectional wisdom that giving everyone an equal disadvantage doesn't always pan out the way you'd hope it would for the tropes on the receiving end
while on the other hand, DFW was a misogynist who wrote troubled male genius surrounded by she-demons and walking breasts and lived out an alarming chunk of his life accordingly
get rekt bobert i will narc you |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | Dat Feel When was a totally well adjusted reasonable enlightened literatus as you can tell from this letter https://i.imgur.com/qeJWZJq.png |
Havey
07.11.23 | sm0k |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | good to see you too harvard |
ArsMoriendi
07.11.23 | What makes someone qualified to write women
I feel like we should ask an actual woman, preferably one who enjoys writing |
Havey
07.11.23 | i didn't read the thread but it's good to see you too prak & good to be seen =) |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | i will have some big takes of my own once i learn to read tbh |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | kinda lucky i shidded my post when all these users i like were online |
PotsyTater
07.11.23 | You are back again |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | no im a cave
what constitutes back |
PotsyTater
07.11.23 | When is your next retire scheduled for, I need to put it in my calendar |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | i actually never would have said anything if they kept the list lol |
robertsona
07.11.23 | I just said I thought it was gross when there was poop. Look at what I posted and then what Johnny posted it’s funny |
Dewinged
07.11.23 | Sput's been on a weird mood as of lately. Might be the heat. |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.11.23 | not every POST after your posts is a response to your POSTS ROBOBRT gosh this is maddening you are such a good NEMESIS i cannot wait for PARK to CAVE IN and make the REAL LIST ha |
DocSportello
07.11.23 | dfw sucks and i want my summer 2012 back |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | cave in thats a band
are u trying to make me listen to music again |
ArsMoriendi
07.11.23 | Johnny what about my short story |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.11.23 | um yeah doc what should park listen to it'd better be good!! |
robertsona
07.11.23 | dog you put “get rekt bobert” at the bottom
seems like yknow
a response of some sort |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.11.23 | Ars you're hired, please serialise that shit immediately
I will pay double if you change the protagonist's name to TENTENKO and publish in guess which format |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | web novel? |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.11.23 | oh yeah the POOP COMMENT incurred retribution this is true there must be a consequence UHUH |
ArsMoriendi
07.11.23 | I'm not turning Sabrina into an manga protangonist, I'm sorry |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | has anyone seen or read nodame cantabile |
Dewinged
07.11.23 | Unfortunately I have. |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | yea i remember being pretty disappointed with it |
Dewinged
07.11.23 | My wife used to love the adaptation, I've watched it a couple of times, it's... it's ok. |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | basically what i remember albeit vaguely is that despite being set in conservatory and eventually post-education life, the character relationships still mostly felt like the average high school rom com animanga |
Dewinged
07.11.23 | your memory is accurate |
Storm In A Teacup
07.11.23 | Why are you people talking like robertsona is a mod? |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | why are you people |
Storm In A Teacup
07.11.23 | Yeah you |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | no i am asking you
why are you people |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.11.23 | STORM STAY OUT OF THIS |
Storm In A Teacup
07.11.23 | Johnny i refuse to not participate! |
Storm In A Teacup
07.11.23 | Because I am not a ho bag parks lol |
normaloctagon
07.11.23 | Y R U PPL |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.11.23 | that's IT i have had it |
normaloctagon
07.11.23 | “That’s IT”
You are the next caller in line. Please stay on the line. Your call is very important to us. |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.11.23 | DON'T CALL ME |
Ryus
07.11.23 | what was the post i missed it |
normaloctagon
07.11.23 | My call is very important to you. PleSe stay on thf lusne. Touv ashre rn e xt calenr ubsljne |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | it was this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLtnhsLwSZE |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | selling rights to screen name I hear a lot of different types of music but I can assure you that this is not a music. |
Ryus
07.11.23 | i recognize that from live at the liquid room spicy stuff |
Havey
07.11.23 | why did someone delete my latest list
it was my only good list wtf |
parksungjoon
07.11.23 | i thought u deleted the art of the closed post |
DocSportello
07.11.23 | and when you get upset
I can’t afford it
i won’t deny it over Nova Scotia
I’m no Rubirosa
this story comes and when you get upset
i kinda like it
dont leave me skull and bones
and with your boyfriends
i can’t escape them
this story comes and goes |
parksungjoon
07.15.23 | um |
DocSportello
07.16.23 | hi park whats up |