parksungjoon
03.02.21 | congratulations |
DivergentThinking
03.02.21 | congratulations |
DivergentThinking
03.02.21 | Haha, nice retroactive edit |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | i didnt even know tho |
DivergentThinking
03.02.21 | Nah it's all good. Thanks though :] |
evilford
03.02.21 | Hey thanks
normaloctagon and leddsledd are two of my fav new ppl
Also sadus, sweet |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | >normaloctagon and leddsledd are two of my fav new ppl
theyre up there for sure |
MyNameIsPencil
03.02.21 | congrats everyone! |
evilford
03.02.21 | someone is gr8 tho too, very prolific content, I assumed he had been around for a while but no he's just that good |
ian b
03.02.21 | what evilford said |
ian b
03.02.21 | also congrats to everyone else!!! |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | yea |
Gyromania
03.02.21 | some interesting promos. macman got staff with 0 reviews; ian b wrote 1 review last year and 1 this year so far and got promoted (those revs must be fire); and then there's pheromone who i like but he's written like 4 reviews in 3 years. they normally promote people who are actively reviewing. had i known this, i would have applied too but i think i'd lack the clout to get very far lol.
regardless tho congrats to everyone! some much needed additions for sure |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | who is macman |
tyman128
03.02.21 | congrats to everyone |
Dewinged
03.02.21 | ayyyy tx park :* |
evilford
03.02.21 | Macman is like the sandwichbubble of sputnik stats |
ian b
03.02.21 | woah park you straight up deadnamed me, i wonder if anyone that i talk to on here now remembers when i used that account lol |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | i cant find that profile? |
ian b
03.02.21 | what evilford said [2] |
Sinternet
03.02.21 | congratulations user parksungjoon for parksungjoon |
evilford
03.02.21 | I thought that was ur current account and u just changed ur name? Lol |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | >woah park you straight up deadnamed me
u trying to leave it behind? |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | >congratulations user parksungjoon for parksungjoon
i posted 12 reviews in 2020 although 2 of them should prob be delet eventually |
Sharenge
03.02.21 | nah don't do that! |
ian b
03.02.21 | nah, but i wish i could have the accounts merged somehow though so people didnt know i'm not newb |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/80997/Burzum-Reh-Demo-91-Demo-II/
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/80939/Mooncat-Mooncat-IV/
these are bad thats all im saying |
Gyromania
03.02.21 | oh so you've written more under an alt, that makes more sense. what's your other account name? |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | idk if it counts as an alt
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/ianblxdsoe |
ian b
03.02.21 | ianblxdsoe |
brainmelter
03.02.21 | congratulations user parksungjoon for parksungjoon[2] |
Gyromania
03.02.21 | you've still only written 2 reviews in over a year! wtf? lol |
Gyromania
03.02.21 | and yeah huge congrats to parksungjoon |
ArsMoriendi
03.02.21 | DivergentThinking is Necrotica???????
That's news to me lmao |
Trebor.
03.02.21 | Same lol
|
RogueNine
03.02.21 | I read this in the Super Smash Bros. voice. |
hal1ax
03.02.21 | porc also got contrib |
hal1ax
03.02.21 | but yea congrats to yall |
MiloRuggles
03.02.21 | Excuse me Mr Park I feel personally attacked via omission |
MiloRuggles
03.02.21 | Oh shit, I should've led with congrats. Congrats! |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | i probably shouldnt have made this list without like... looking around first huh |
DivergentThinking
03.02.21 | Yeah Ars, this is the Soccerriot account I've had since 2015, just with a different name. Again, still the same account though :] |
brainmelter
03.02.21 | yea I thought I was tripping not seeing a ‘congrats new...’ news post like there usually is no?
also Evok got promoted to contrib |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | in my defense i havent had breakfast yet and also im not as privy to behind the scenes stuff as people tend to imagine |
tyman128
03.02.21 | alright, I already said my congrats
where's the love for me parks??? I'm offended (just playing I love you) |
Kompys2000
03.02.21 | Congrats all!! Lots of great folks getting well-deserved promos! I uh. Apparently also made contrib?? So congrats to me as well! |
evilford
03.02.21 | Congratshoelaceshuns |
evilford
03.02.21 | congratulations user parksungjoon for parksungjoon [yes] |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | why are there so many promotions i just wanted to have a chill morning with ford |
evilford
03.02.21 | This will teach u better than to try to congratulate people smh |
evilford
03.02.21 | Lots of promos tho fr congrats yall |
brainmelter
03.02.21 | yea damn hella promotions, like 10 new contribs! seems like I picked the wrong year to not apply heh |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | u shouldve applied bro |
evilford
03.02.21 | Agreed |
tyman128
03.02.21 | I just learned to apply ever time personally... three years and third times the charm I guess |
evilford
03.02.21 | Always next year bruh
#teambmelt |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | evilford reviews inc. when |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.02.21 | bmelt you defs should have applied
well done erryone |
ian b
03.02.21 | still bewildered why i got promoted this year versus literally any other year that i applied lmfao |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | mb u were too young or something idk |
evilford
03.02.21 | Dude I have one shit review from like 5 years ago lol. I dont think im savvy enough with music to write reviews.
But I sure can shitpost and tell u what rules etc m/ m/ m/ |
tyman128
03.02.21 | "still bewildered why i got promoted this year versus literally any other year that i applied lmfao" [2] hard |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | >Dude I have one shit review from like 5 years ago lol
thats how i always feel |
DivergentThinking
03.02.21 | "Dude I have one shit review from like 5 years ago lol. I dont think im savvy enough with music to write reviews."
Dude, your one review literally has 27 pos's. I think you'd be a damn good reviewer on here |
evilford
03.02.21 | Your revs are great man, you describe the music really well and give great context |
evilford
03.02.21 | Thanks DT, idk id have to have a real special album pull me back into wanting to rev smth |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | sadus |
evilford
03.02.21 | Lol |
DivergentThinking
03.02.21 | Maybe Neurosis? :D |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.02.21 | "still bewildered why i got promoted this year versus literally any other year that i applied lmfao"
i said the b in your name stood for banter and that you'd make the rest of the team good cocoa. looks like someone believed me |
evilford
03.02.21 | Idk im perfectly comfy making digs lists and shitposting daily |
porcupinetheater
03.02.21 | Evilford for honorary staff with a sitting reservation on reviewing all new Neurosis releases amen |
evilford
03.02.21 | Hey nice :D |
garas
03.02.21 | I guess park just doesn't like me. |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | https://i.imgur.com/TfWNzII.png |
porcupinetheater
03.02.21 | Park you’re really shirking your duties as Sputnik’s certified Keeper of the Ledger! |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | mfw food falls from my kebab onto the ledger |
evilford
03.02.21 | Park for honorary Jom |
Nocte
03.02.21 | Some love for those Notrap varieties pls |
porcupinetheater
03.02.21 | Park is Jom, he’s been Undercover Bossing us.
ParksungJom can I be Staff? My children are starving because I have a huge appetite and the grocery is very far away, lot of gas mileage |
Uzumaki
03.02.21 | Congrats to everybody who made staff and contrib!!! |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | >Park is Jom, he’s been Undercover Bossing us.
i am pretty sure out of all the staff new and old, jom is the one that cant stand me whatsoever lol |
tyman128
03.02.21 | "jom is the one that cant stand me whatsoever lol" clever cover up |
porcupinetheater
03.02.21 | Perfect cover |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | yea if only... |
LeddSledd
03.02.21 | very nice, 'grats all around |
porcupinetheater
03.02.21 | Lmao Ty it’s that whipcrack whit that’s going to make you the best damn contributor this side of the Mississip |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | one of u nerds needs to review mississippi john hurt |
tyman128
03.02.21 | "Lmao Ty it’s that whipcrack whit that’s going to make you the best damn contributor this side of the Mississip" gonna try my damn best |
Nocte
03.02.21 | Which side of the Mississip? |
tyman128
03.02.21 | this side |
porcupinetheater
03.02.21 | Whichever side of the Mississip you ain’t on, Nocte, couldn’t possibly match you on that side o the Mississip! |
Nocte
03.02.21 | I'm stuck on an island, he can have the Mississip : ] |
tyman128
03.02.21 | perfect |
ian b
03.02.21 | whats a miss i sispeepee? |
porcupinetheater
03.02.21 | Was that your old account? |
ian b
03.02.21 | porc no one's supposed to know !!!!!! ian a didn’t die for this!! |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | this is a pg-13 list, take ur sissy peepees and whatnot elsewhere please |
porcupinetheater
03.02.21 | Oh no!!! It’s like that Childrens Hospital episode with all the death wish Blake clones! (Shootin’ the reference shot) |
porcupinetheater
03.02.21 | I think Park just invited us to his house |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | >I think Park just invited us to his house
only if you review classicz that this site doesnt know about |
Nocte
03.02.21 | I'll bring cookies |
porcupinetheater
03.02.21 | Mississippi John Hurt I am ON IT
I thought it was good enough in my old blues list but after that post today about how lists are worthless I’m gonna have to re-evaluate |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | > but after that post today about how lists are worthless
can confirm people are like woah bookmarked but then they never check |
tyman128
03.02.21 | so does that make this list worthless? |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | its purpose wasnt to rep the music so no |
porcupinetheater
03.02.21 | Lol true
Pretty sure the only two lists I’ve ever actually revisited regularly for jamz are hal’s dr0ne list and taco’s psych one |
tyman128
03.02.21 | "its purpose wasnt to rep the music so no" makes sense... bookmarked! |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | i see how it is porc... |
Kompys2000
03.02.21 | Woah wait hal has a drone list
Link pls |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | hal has the best lists |
Kompys2000
03.02.21 | God I've gotten so lazy about checking y'all's lists, gonna try to get better about that now that I'm in da big leagues |
evilford
03.02.21 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1060354&start=18 |
Kompys2000
03.02.21 | Danke schon
Oh shiiiiit one of the first entries is a non-"Going Places" Yellow Swans album, list is epic confirmed |
ian b
03.02.21 | hal has the best lists [2] |
LeddSledd
03.02.21 | dr0ne |
Dewinged
03.02.21 | "Pretty sure the only two lists I’ve ever actually revisited regularly for jamz are hal’s dr0ne list and taco’s psych one"
:_ ( |
porcupinetheater
03.02.21 | Except for all the other lists too!! Ha ha haha
Did I save it? |
evilford
03.02.21 | I like how park made this list to congratulate people and we all just up in here hurting each other's feelings n shit |
porcupinetheater
03.02.21 | High porc is forgetful porc is not smooth porc
:___( |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | whaddya mean i hurt your feelings
i didnt know you HAD any feelings
dweedlydiddlryudrhu |
porcupinetheater
03.02.21 | Whaddaya mean I don't believe in God
Parksungjoon erry'day |
DivergentThinking
03.02.21 | Tell me somethin’... it’s still
We the users, riiiiiiight? |
evilford
03.02.21 | WELL ME IT'S NICE TAWLKIN TO MYSELF |
evilford
03.02.21 | Oops wrong Dave song sry |
normaloctagon
03.02.21 | very official list congratulations on making it |
porcupinetheater
03.02.21 | Dave Edwardson?? |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | wheres dodecahedron |
evilford
03.02.21 | Yeah Dave edwardson |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.02.21 | Is divergent actually necrotica? I'll never remember these things
This is actually one of the best promotion hauls ever if true. I don't really know who ianblxakdoe is but I'm a big fan of everyone else here |
normaloctagon
03.02.21 | it's comin my bro ive gotta find an entry for 11 first |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | >Is divergent actually necrotica? I'll never remember these things
yea
>This is actually one of the best promotion hauls ever
seems like it yea |
Elynna
03.02.21 | Congrats everyone |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.02.21 | Its not real is it |
BaselineOOO
03.02.21 | pls don't ban me |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | huh |
DivergentThinking
03.02.21 | Sup pots... yeah, it’s Necro. Although I don’t like using that account anymore for obvious reasons, I’m glad things have blown over at this point and I can get back to my reviews again :] |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | review mississippi john hurt |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.02.21 | What the actual fuck is going on |
evilford
03.02.21 | I am riff0clock |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | haha u need more grind, powerviolence and noise |
normaloctagon
03.02.21 | took a nap earlier so no, it is not bedtime
IT'S RIFFTIME |
evilford
03.02.21 | Yeah I ain't fooling nobody |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.02.21 | There are several degrees of sus going on here where is detective ars |
BaselineOOO
03.02.21 | pls don't ban me |
ieatbabies795
03.02.21 | “macman got staff with 0 reviews; ian b wrote 1 review last year and 1 this year so far and got promoted (those revs must be fire); and then there's pheromone who i like but he's written like 4 reviews in 3 years. they normally promote people who are actively reviewing. had i known this, i would have applied too but i think i'd lack the clout to get very far lol.”
Wtf.. what is the criteria if it wasn’t included on the app? I’m gonna be petty as hell saying that someone pointing this out made it seem like a popularity contest but at the same time I like Pheromone he’s a good writer so idk. Eh whatevss |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | me in 2010: hurr durr isnt it funny to only like random noise and drone and grind cassettes no one has ever heard of
me in 2020+: well actually... |
normaloctagon
03.02.21 | pls don't ban me |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | i would still appreciate a link to macman's profile |
ieatbabies795
03.02.21 | pls ban me [x3] |
DivergentThinking
03.02.21 | What the fucking actual is going on |
evilford
03.02.21 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/macman76 |
porcupinetheater
03.02.21 | macman pretty sure got an honorary staff for all the algorithmic shit he did, unbelievable data assembly and such (could be misremembering)
And as for limited reviews in the past year, Jom said in the app page they were allowing for 2020 as a mulligan year given the everything of it all
And yeah Phero deserves absolutely everything that comes his way (unless they are bad things in which case he does not deserve them one bit), great writer, great user, great human. Good stuff |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | oh yeahhh i remember him
hasnt been active in a while no? honorary is fine too tbh |
someone
03.02.21 | "best 2020 joined user"
I believe that status js held by normaloctagon |
evilford
03.02.21 | I haven't seen him in a while but yeah he was the stat guy, lots of cerebral shit that made brains go boom |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.02.21 | I feel like most people had more time than ever to review music in 2020 lol |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | he could probably do even cooler things (like a taste compatibility thing for instance) if he were still around and had direct access to the db |
porcupinetheater
03.02.21 | Lmao true Pots, but it was hell on my carpal tunnel typing reviews from the fetal position |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.02.21 | "I feel like most people had more time than ever to review music in 2020 lol"
this was counterbalanced by the amount of time people had to make terrible homestudio albums |
porcupinetheater
03.02.21 | Mac might've done some behind the scenes work with the site tbh, don't remember if I actually heard that or just sounds like something that would be true though |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | >typing reviews from the fetal position
is it possible to learn this power? |
ieatbabies795
03.02.21 | I feel like most people had more time than ever to review music in 2020 lol
Seriously haha, so many people looking for hobbies to keep busy this past year so you’d just think |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | >Mac might've done some behind the scenes work with the site tbh
mb for the piechart update? shit's as busted as ever otherwise lol |
ian b
03.02.21 | johnny leave me alone already god |
evilford
03.02.21 | Yeah this site on an operational level always seems to be holding on by a thread |
anatelier
03.02.21 | congrats to the new recruits, hope the titles aren’t silently and unceremoniously stripped from you ever!! |
porcupinetheater
03.02.21 | Hey guys now I'm contrib I can't wait to TRASH the next Endlin...
oh uh hi anat |
dedex
03.02.21 | oh this is the thread
Congrats to y'all ! |
Pangea
03.02.21 | Congrats all! |
normaloctagon
03.02.21 | "I believe that status js held by normaloctagon"
pffft egregious you contribute more tasty content than i do
"johnny leave me alone already god"
speaking of terrible home studio albums how on earth did u get contrib before releasing trapwater park is what i want to know |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | >oh this is the thread
there isnt a thread, i made this on a whim and people kept letting me know to add more lol |
ian b
03.02.21 | nobody wants trapwater park besides us and it makes me sad porc |
anatelier
03.02.21 | TRASH IT porc help me achieve cult classic status |
Trifolium
03.02.21 | Congratulations to ALL OF YOU lovelies!!!! 💖💖💖 |
DivergentThinking
03.02.21 | Thanks Trif ❤️ |
Nocte
03.02.21 | Thanks Trif |
AsleepInTheBack
03.02.21 | Congrats all ❤️ |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.02.21 | "nobody wants trapwater park besides us and it makes me sad porc"
gimme |
AsleepInTheBack
03.02.21 | Also, to those who didn't make it, keep on keeping on with that good writing shit - you're all great and deserve great things x |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | ur mum lul |
cordwainerbird
03.02.21 | dude im soooooo high |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | >im soooooo high
go here https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/ryus |
evilford
03.02.21 | Lol |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.02.21 | Lol is that what he got banned for? |
evilford
03.02.21 | Nah he changed it after he got unbanned i believe |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | >Nah he changed it after he got unbanned i believe
correct |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.02.21 | Ultimate payback |
CaliggyJack
03.02.21 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8 |
TheNotrap
03.02.21 | Cheers park & congrats everyone ;) |
manosg
03.02.21 | Congrats all! |
Pheromone
03.02.21 | thank you congrats all love you all!
and yeah gyro / baby eater i sort of get you but also i snuck jom some $$££ so it becomes more understandable |
Kompys2000
03.02.21 | tbh between normaloctagon, someone, and leddsledd, sput got some great new recruits in 2020 |
Pheromone
03.02.21 | yeah best year in super long time sput still got it |
anatelier
03.02.21 | I just passed my 5th sput bday and I’m just starting to step out of the shadow of my jk simmons av so agreed re: 2020 |
someone
03.02.21 | "pffft egregious you contribute more tasty content than i do"
Ridiculousulous
"tbh between normaloctagon, someone, and leddsledd, sput got some great new recruits in 2020"
Great chaps, who's the middle guy? |
fogza
03.02.21 | Congrats peoples. |
Voivod
03.02.21 | Congratulations to everyone promoted! |
Dewinged
03.02.21 | tbh between normaloctagon, someone, and leddsledd, sput got some great new recruits in 2020 [2]
Forgot to say, congratulations to everyone promoted! And looking forward to some ghost promotions down the year (hopefully!) |
Pheromone
03.02.21 | dewi now in a prestigious group of people who can ban sach |
Muzz79
03.02.21 | I’m new in town so getting to know you characters. Congrats to promotees. Swell website btw. |
cordwainerbird
03.02.21 | congrats to everyone. this makes me rly excited to be more active here. should have some reviews up within the week
>go here https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/ryus
that was reaaally good |
someone
03.02.21 | oh shoot, a 2021 recruit.
you seem cute, not a brute
hope you don't slide
down the Deftones chute. |
Dewinged
03.02.21 | "dewi now in a prestigious group of people who can ban sach"
I'm not a mod ;) |
Pheromone
03.02.21 | dewi now in a prestigious group of people who can talk to sach in a metacritic certified way |
Dewinged
03.02.21 | That... Can do. |
someone
03.02.21 | Dewi now in a prestigious group of people who can talk to MetalSucks reviewers in a condescending fashion, but justified. |
Dewinged
03.02.21 | I think anyone could do that lol |
parksungjoon
03.02.21 | metal sucks |
bgillesp
03.02.21 | Congrats everyone! Lots of good choices! |
combustion07
03.02.21 | Congrats to all of these folks! The fact that I've been here so long and have such a low comment count makes me think I need to step my game up lol |
someone
03.02.21 | you can do that by joining our monthly discussion thread:
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?mode=1&listid=195471#comments |
someone
03.02.21 | (i promise it's not a cult... not always... not all of it... i think) |
Sunnyvale
03.02.21 | Congrats all! |
ChoccyPhilly
03.02.21 | I miss Macman :'[ |
zelenichajnik
03.02.21 | hard congrats to everyone that got the nod, they're very well deserved :] |
Demon of the Fall
03.02.21 | Nice, congrats everyone! |
someone
03.02.21 | so zelenichajnik turns out also qualifies for 5 |
bloodshy
03.02.21 | for some reason i thought dewi and milo were already staff |
Divaman
03.02.21 | Congrats everyone. |
parksungjoon
03.03.21 | didnt know about sunnyvale either :[ |
parksungjoon
03.03.21 | updated again for omairsh congrats! |
Nocte
03.03.21 | All these new faces : ) |
MO
03.03.21 | right nocte?
good stuff ya bastards, |
Nocte
03.03.21 | How are you MO dear? Feel like it’s been a minute |
MO
03.03.21 | dude, slaying so hard. how about you babe? |
Nocte
03.03.21 | Recovering. We’ll see how the next month or so pans out. |
MO
03.03.21 | you got the sput army behind you man. I hope for nothing but good things for ya, what's your go to album this year? |
Nocte
03.03.21 | Me too bud, I’m just glad that sput is as wholesome as it has ever been. |
porcupinetheater
03.03.21 | Oh, last new contrib promotion - rockandmetaljunkie got the boost too |
parksungjoon
03.03.21 | unexpected! |
Mythodea
03.03.21 | Congaratzulassions to everybody who took part in this!
and I mean it! |
Nocte
03.03.21 | Got everyone now? Kind of surprised this didn’t get the news post like it normally does. |
parksungjoon
03.03.21 | right? |
DDDeftoneDDD
03.03.21 | Congrats to all, and yay to my buddies! |
Dewinged
03.03.21 | Surprised there wasn't a post either, so in a blatant abuse of power I featured this. Cheers, park. |
Trifolium
03.03.21 | "Kind of surprised this didn’t get the news post like it normally does."
Same! I had to check whether new contribs had the contrib tag on their profile to make sure park wasn't fooling around with this. W~e~i~r~d~n~e~s~s. |
Nocte
03.03.21 | parks is jom confirmed |
Jom
03.03.21 | More fun to let people figure it out organically first. It's the pre-ghost promotion ghost promotion. |
parksungjoon
03.03.21 | oops |
parksungjoon
03.03.21 | i am so confused i thought jom trounced the list for the reason stated above but now somebody reverted the change and featured it ???
if nothing else these ppl deserve better than this list lmao |
GhandhiLion
03.03.21 | omg is that title a jojo reference |
teamster
03.03.21 | Nocte not staff? Huh. |
DivergentThinking
03.05.21 | Hopefully Nocte gets ghost-promoted at some point this year |
Dewinged
03.05.21 | [2] ahrd |
evilford
03.05.21 | Yes |
parksungjoon
03.05.21 | yea |
DivergentThinking
03.05.21 | aye |
ReturnToRock
03.10.21 | Congrats to all from the lowly user with more reviews and time on this website than 98% of everyone else, but who keeps choking in his submissions for Contributor. |
Nocte
03.10.21 | R2R is royalty even without the tag. |
ReturnToRock
03.10.21 | So what you're saying Nocte, is I'm like the Harry Windsor of Sput? |
Egarran
03.10.21 | A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
Yes this is the best joke you will ever hear |
someone
03.10.21 | Congratulations to Pheromone for being site's favourite most likely. |
DivergentThinking
03.10.21 | Congrats to Someone for being one of the best new users |
someone
03.10.21 | Congrats to DivergentThinking for being a cutie |
Pheromone
03.10.21 | nonsense someone johnny will take that crown like the true goat he is - thank u for kind words though ily |
someone
03.10.21 | what's a goat to a bull? |
Egarran
03.10.21 | I guess it wasn't the best joke you ever heard |
someone
03.10.21 | not really, no |
Egarran
03.10.21 | damn don't let this best new user thing get to your head |
DivergentThinking
03.10.21 | I liked the joke :] |
someone
03.10.21 | didn't say it was bad.
but like on a scale of bad joke to Pheromone level great, it's somewhere around evilford |
Pheromone
03.10.21 | ega listen to the new kings of leon and suffer with me !
also where on earth has park been recently |
Pheromone
03.10.21 | woo name drop marry me all |
someone
03.10.21 | we'll live as a virtual poly family |
Egarran
03.10.21 | >ega listen to the new kings of leon and suffer with me !
I want more incentives. Think i heard one KoL song many years ago and decided I needed never hear more. |
porcupinetheater
03.10.21 | Congrats to Egarran for humor |
Egarran
03.10.21 | well now I'm gonna toss and turn all night, not sure if you're mocking me |
porcupinetheater
03.10.21 | Nope! That would require me to have the humor but you have all the humor!
((Itta wassa good joke)) |
Egarran
03.10.21 | Thank you Porc
I will think of you during my night-time rituals ^^ |
parksungjoon
04.10.21 | can any of the new staff approve band edits |
evilford
04.10.21 | Idk but speaking of staff I think nocte got ghost promoted |
parksungjoon
04.10.21 | yea |
DivergentThinking
04.10.21 | He did! |
parksungjoon
04.10.21 | but can any of the new staff approve band edits tho |
DivergentThinking
04.10.21 | Also, I could have sworn Macman was already a staffer before this promotion cycle |
Deez
04.10.21 | Congrats all
|
someone
04.10.21 | cool Nocte bump |
Nocte
04.10.21 | Parks, negative on my end. But I’ve just got to the foyer though.
I think that Macman post was a “yay he’s still here” or something |
hal1ax
04.10.21 | ye i miss jagride |
