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CHECK THE NEW FOETUS ALBUM ITS VERY GOOD!

It's called Halt, it's not on Spotify or Apple Music because J.G. Thirwell is annoying as hell. Other than the opener which is FREE, you have to buy it on Bandcamp or their official merch site to hear it lol (okay just Soulseek it tbh.) Dammit why'd he make a great new album so hard to check? Someone review it anyway. List is Foetus ranked
11Foetus
Soak


Phoned-in crap bursting with covers. 0 highlights. Can we ret-con this one out of existence?

2/5
10Foetus
Love


Some great highlights, but most of it is too samey-sounding, which is crazy for a man who is known for vast sonic divesity.

2.5/5
9Foetus
Gash


Proof the band really shouldn't have ever been on a major label.

3/5
8Foetus
Deaf


A rough start, but with great peaks!

3/5
7Foetus
Thaw


Massively overrated, but good, especially the non-middle part.

3.5/5
6Foetus
Hide


A great 2nd half for sure.

3.5/5
5Foetus
Ache


No sure why it's considered one of their worse albums, it's manic fun.

4/5
4Foetus
Halt


Everything Hide wishes it was. If you like Hide, this is Hide but better.

4/5
3Foetus
Flow


Diversity with some lame lowlights. At it's peak it's their best material.

4/5
2Foetus
Hole


It's a cold take that this is their 2nd best, but it's their 2nd best.

4/5
1Foetus
Nail


It's a cold take that this is their best, but it's their best. No bad songs, really.

4.5/5
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