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Caleb Robinson
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All-New Batch of 5's

Decided to "loosen" my rating criteria ever-so-slightly. Basically, the albums that I would consider to be in the 4.7-4.9 range are now gonna be brought up to 5's on this site, when they were 4.5's before. Rest in peace to my objectivity rating. Order is just alphabetical.
1Alexisonfire
Otherness


Funny that their reunion album was my first exposure to them.
2Alice in Chains
Dirt


Hardly needs a justification
3At the Drive-In
Relationship of Command


Hardly needs a justification [2]
4Avenged Sevenfold
City Of Evil


3.5 or less avg my ass, this shit bangs
5The Beatles
Abbey Road


Hardly needs a justification [3]
6Beck
Midnite Vultures


Right up there with Odelay imo
7Black Sabbath
Master of Reality


Hardly needs a justification [4]
8Chevelle
This Type of Thinking (Could Do Us In)


I don't mind that they keep making the same album over and over when it's so damn good
9David Bowie
The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars


Hardly needs a justification [5]
10The Dear Hunter
Act II: The Meaning of, & All Things Regarding Ms. Leading


I don't get the story of this at all but it slaps lol
11The Dear Hunter
Act V: Hymns with the Devil in Confessional


I don't get the story of this at all but it slaps lol [2]
12The Dillinger Escape Plan
Option Paralysis


This band genuinely used to scare me when I was in HS
13Direct Hit!
Brainless God


One of the best pop-punk albums of all time honestly
14Every Time I Die
Radical


I'll never not miss this band
15Foo Fighters
The Colour and the Shape


Far and away the best FF album
16Grimes
Art Angels


Weird and wacky but in a perfect way.
17I the Mighty
Connector


Saw this band live in a tiny venue in SF, they put on a hell of a show.
18Jimmy Eat World
Integrity Blues


Right up there with Futures imo
19Kanye West
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy


Thought at first this hardly needed a justification but apparently this album isn't so widely loved nowadays
20The Killers
Hot Fuss


Nostalgia clouding my vision? Maybe a little but who cares
21Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin


Hardly needs a justification [6]
22Lindsey Stirling
Shatter Me


Ironically enough I have a review from 2016 where I gave this a 5 lol
23Marilyn Manson
Mechanical Animals


Right up there with Antichrist Superstar imo
24The Mars Volta
Frances the Mute


I don't get the story of this at all but it slaps lol [3]
25Megadeth
Peace Sells... But Who's Buying?


Hardly needs a justification [7]
26Metallica
...And Justice For All


Hardly needs a justification [8]
27Nirvana
In Utero


Hardly needs a justification [9]
28Norma Jean
Wrongdoers


One of the best metalcore albums of all time
29Nothing More
Nothing More


Probably the best mainstream hard rock album of the 2010's, or at least one of them.
30Pierce the Veil
Selfish Machines


One of the best albums that I still love from my scenie weenie days
31Queens of the Stone Age
Era Vulgaris


3.5 or less avg my ass, this shit bangs [2]
32Talking Heads
Fear of Music


Hardly needs a justification [10]
33Thank You Scientist
Stranger Heads Prevail


My mom hates their singer's voice lmao
34Trivium
Shogun


Another one of the best metalcore albums of all time
35The Venetia Fair
Every Sick, Disgusting Thought...


I haven't shown my mom this but I have a feeling she'd hate this guy's voice too
36Wolf Alice
Visions of a Life


Maybe not on the same level as Blue Weekend but damn close.
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