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Last Active 12-05-20 9:13 pm
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| Using penis as a verb: my experience
List is bands I will see tomorrow, after a 2 hour long drive. | | 1 |  | Ojne
Prima Che Tutto Bruci
At Walmart: I struck up a conversaion with an old, semi-seductive lady obsessed with K-pop. No reaction the first time I told her I was planning to penis my way to global stardom, but then I told her that I penised at a BTS concert and - long story short - now I have to shop at Whole foods instead. | | 2 |  | Blind Girls
An Exit Exists
In Isfahan, Iran: I met an ISIS-Khorasan member at Whole Foods and I told him that the scorching heat of the sun was penising my skin away one square inch at a time. He spoke zero English, probably among my least satisfying interactions with a member of a terrorist group (and a D-tier one at that). | | 3 |  | La Quiete
La fine non è la fine
At gamescon: a very famous gaming journalist was being interviewed by videgames TV and I screamed into his microphone 'Don't penis, be happy'. He told me 'bro, you're not funny, what the fuck are you trying to do'. That was a bit of a bummer because I thought I was funny. One-nil to my mother but I won't tell her. | | 4 |  | pg.99
Document #8
Overall not a very good experience. I mean, I got some decent chuckles out of this, but at what price. I miss Walmart. | |
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04.10.25 | That lineup is penis | Egarran
04.10.25 | To penis or not to penis, that shouldn't even be a question Hamlet, you sexless fuck. | ArsMoriendi
04.10.25 | I don't understand you Cugno, but that's also what I like about you | brickhed
04.10.25 | a true enigma | DadKungFu
04.10.25 | Long overdue feature | Dedes
04.10.25 | Penising his way into a feature slot
One must always penis their way into the upper rungs of societies ladder if they want to earn their peice | Futures
04.10.25 | 03.20.24 Yo what's up autistics | CugnoBrasso
04.11.25 | Ars, I love being appreciated, and I appreciate you too. | StormChaser
04.11.25 | at least it sounds like you'll have a healthier diet after penising your way out of walmart | widowslaugh123
04.13.25 | Damn I penised way too hard at this | CugnoBrasso
04.13.25 | The penisage was real men
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