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Best US Billboard Hot 100 #1s?

IDK it's an idea. In the comments let me know what the best #1s are for you. The Billboard Hot 100 was officially a thing in 1958. List is reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_Billboard_number-one_singles. Obviously I haven't heard all of these, but I'm listing the ones I know and like.
1The Champs
Go, Champs, Go!


"Tequila" (1958)

A novelty song for sure, but also a totally fun song to put on if you're drinking tequila -even in 2025. Good job 1958!

(technically the hot 100 didn't start until August of 1958, so this might not count for coming out in March oops. But it rules, so shhhh)
2Ray Charles
Very Best of Ray Charles


"Hit the Road Jack" (1961)

Who the hell doesn't like this song? Right?
3The Marvelettes
Please Mr. Postman


"Please Mr. Postman" (1961)

Better than the Beatles cover. More soul.
4The Tornados
The Original Telstar - The Sounds Of The Tornadoes


"Telstar" (1962)

RIP Joe Meek.
5Bobby Vinton
Blue on Blue


"Blue Velvet" (1963)

Mostly because would David Lynch's film be the same without it's theme?
6The Beatles
Past Masters, Vol. 1


"I Feel Fine" (1964)

I'm not trying to fill this list with Beatles songs, but out of their 6 1964 #1s, this is my favorite.
7The Beatles
Help!


"Help!" and "Yesterday" (1965)

Okay okay...I can't skip these either.
8The Rolling Stones
Big Hits (High Tide and Green Grass)


"Get Off of My Cloud" (1965)

Better than "Satisfaction", even that one's cool too.
9The Beatles
Past Masters, Vol. 2


"We Can Work It Out" (1966)

Okay Beatles, calm down. I love this song.
10Nancy Sinatra
Boots


"These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" (1966)

This one's also quite the classic. Secretly like it more than anything I've heard by her father oops.
11Donovan
Sunshine Superman


"Sunshine Superman" (1966)

He had constant hits in the 1960s, but this was his only #1. I listen to him a lot nowadays lol.
12The Supremes
The Supremes A' Go-Go


"You Can't Hurry Love" (1966)

Probably my favorite Supremes #1.
13Question Mark and the Mysterians
96 Tears


"96 Tears" (1966)

Possibly the most "one hit wonder" of all time, but it's a good hit.
14The Beach Boys
Smiley Smile


"Good Vibrations" (1966)

Pet Sounds has no #1s and I don't care much about surf rock era Beach Boys, so this is the one for me.
15The Beatles
Magical Mystery Tour


"All You Need Is Love" and "Hello Goodbye" (1967)

Someone needs to stop The Beatles lol. Also HOLY SHIT were #1s better in 1966 than 67.
16Aretha Franklin
I Never Loved A Man The Way I Love You


"Respect" (1968)

I almost didn't want to include this one because "Chain of Fools" "Think" and "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman" are all even better, but none of those hit #1, can you believe that?
17Otis Redding
The Dock of the Bay


"(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay" (1968)

First posthumous #1 ever apparently and goddamn is it spectacular.
18The Doors
Waiting For The Sun


"Hello, I Love You" (1968)

They only had 2 #1s and I like this one more. Heh.
19Marvin Gaye
In the Groove


"I Heard It Through the Grapevine" (1968)

He really made this cover his own.
20Tommy James and The Shondells
Crimson and Clover


"Crimson and Clover" (1969)

Lovely stuff.
21Sly and The Family Stone
Stand!


"Everyday People" (1969)

I'm just going to be frank: al 3 Sly #1s will be on this list. They're all essentially perfect.
22The 5th Dimension
The Age Of Aquarius


"Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In" (1969)

This one's so era defining even if it's in the most idealistic way possible.
23The Beatles
Abbey Road


"Come Together" / "Something" (1969)

Alright Beatles, we get it lol.
24Shocking Blue
At Home


"Venus" (1970)

So good that I checked their album only to be less than impressed by the deepcuts. Oh well.
25Sly and The Family Stone
Greatest Hits


"Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)" / "Everybody Is a Star" (1970)

I told you they'd be here 3 times. Here's the 2nd.
26The Guess Who
American Woman


"American Woman" (1970)

LOOK, this came out at the perfect time for Canada to say fuck you to America and that's good enough for me, I guess. 2025 needs a new Canadian "fuck America" song, but like a better one.
27Edwin Starr
War and Peace


"War" (1970)

"War! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!" Need I say anything else?
28Carole King
Tapestry


"It's Too Late" (1971)

Her only #1. Side note: but I'm kinda mad "Superstar by Karen Carpenter isn't eligible for this list because the people of 1971 only let it hit #2.
29Paul McCartney
Ram


"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey" (1971)

The only Beatles solo #1 making the list, but damn is it good.
30Isaac Hayes
Shaft


"Theme from Shaft" (1971)

Funky classic.
31Sly and The Family Stone
There's A Riot Goin' On


"Family Affair" (1971)

Third time and the best of the #1s they had.
32Melanie
Gather me


"Brand New Key" (1971)

Feels like a portent of millennial female-led indie pop/indie folk in a good way.
33Al Green
Let's Stay Together


"Let's Stay Together" (1972)

Crap I'm only in 1971 and I'm already at 33? Good song! Can't leave it off!
34The Temptations
All Directions


"Papa Was a Rollin' Stone" (1972)

Even the single edit, which clocks in at almost 7 mins (album version is 12) is an epic.
35Carly Simon
No Secrets


"You're So Vain" (1973)

I mean play this around anything and see if the entire room doesn't sing along. Retained more relevance than so many songs.
36Stevie Wonder
Talking Book


"Superstition" and "You Are the Sunshine of My Life" (1973)

60s Stevie #1s were skippable, but it's now Stevie's time to rightfully be the 70s "AGAIN?" choice like The Beatles were for the 60s.
37Roberta Flack
Killing Me Softly


"Killing Me Softly with His Song" (1973)

Fugees version only hit #2, and might be slightly better. Oh well this version still rules.
38Elton John
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road


"Bennie and the Jets" (1974)

Yeah that piano.
39Stevie Wonder
Fulfillingness' First Finale


"You Haven't Done Nothin'" (1974)

Definitely needs to be played over and over for every Republican president ever.
40Ohio Players
Fire


"Fire" (1975)

I'm a total slut for 70s funk. I'm sorry, but it's true.
41Linda Ronstadt
Heart Like a Wheel


"You're No Good" (1975)

I feel like every "going back in time to examine 70s pop music" VH1 doc uses this song. For good reason.
42Minnie Riperton
Perfect Angel


"Lovin' You"(1975)

This song was written about her newborn daughter, now famous comedian Maya Rudolph. Isn't that cool?
43David Bowie
Young Americans


"Fame" (1975)

This man only had 2 #1s and I'm probably skipping the other one. I don't know yet.
44Ohio Players
Honey


"Love Rollercoaster" (1976)

"Fire" is better, but yeah great song too.
45Stevie Wonder
Songs in the Key of Life


"I Wish" and "Sir Duke" (1977)

Stevie is basically a "yes" for the 70s.
46The Rolling Stones
Some Girls


"Miss You" (1978)

I'm not the biggest Stones fan ever (I skipped a few of thier #1s) but Some Girls is my fave album by them easily. This is no exception.
47Blondie
Parallel Lines


"Heart of Glass" (1979)

Thank god for new wave, because the disco supremacy of 76-79 just isn't for me.
48Pink Floyd
The Wall


"Another Brick in the Wall, Part II" (1980)

Good song even if I don't love the entire album. Their only #1 ever!
49Blondie
The Best of Blondie


"Call Me" (1980)

Their best #1 probably.
50Lipps Inc.
Mouth To Mouth


"Funkytown" (1980)

Funky synthpop coming off the heels of the disco craze. It works well for me.
51Dolly Parton
9 to 5 and Odd Jobs


"9 to 5" (1981)

Dolly Parton says that socialism is good and capitalism is bad.
52Blondie
Autoamerican


"Rapture" (1981)

Debbie Harry raps about a car eating alien. Sure.
53Olivia Newton-John
Physical


"Physical" (1981)

Maybe I'm biased because the music video shows gay couples and that's kinda groundbreaking for 1981.
54Vangelis
Chariots Of Fire


"Chariots of Fire" (1982)

Anytime an instrumental is this iconic, it did something right.
55Toto
Toto IV


"Africa" (1983)

Okay let's quickly get past this one. It's overplayed, but yeah it's very good.
56Michael Jackson
Thriller


"Billie Jean" and "Beat It" (1983)

Duh, Michael Jackson spam time, I guess.
57Dexys Midnight Runners
Too-Rye-Ay


"Come On Eileen" (1983)

Yeah, a fun one.
58The Police
Synchronicity


"Every Breath You Take" (1983)

My heart wishes "King of Pain" was eligible, but this good song will do.
59Eurythmics
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)


"Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" (1983)

Who the hell doesn't like this song? Right? [2]
60Prince
Purple Rain


"When Doves Cry" and "Let's Go Crazy" (1984)

I prefer "When Doves Cry' between the 2 though.
61Tina Turner
Private Dancer


"What's Love Got to Do with It" (1984)

Her vocals carry this so much, but it's great.
62Tears for Fears
Songs from the Big Chair


"Everybody Wants to Rule the World" (1985)

A fun song about power yeah.
63Stevie Wonder
In Square Circle


"Part-Time Lover" (1985)

Okay, no more Stevie, I promise!
64Pet Shop Boys
Please


"West End Girls" (1986)

Fun stuff. Very good synthpop.
65Cyndi Lauper
True Colors


"True Colors" (1986)

Her previous singles are fine, but this is where she shines, I think.
66Michael Jackson
Bad


"The Way You Make Me Feel", ""Man in the Mirror", "Dirty Diana" (1988)

I know I skipped the 77 #1s from MJ, but these are all better lol.
67Bobby McFerrin
Simple Pleasures


"Don't Worry, Be Happy" (1988)

First #1 that's entirely a capella.
68Michael Jackson
Dangerous


"Black or White" (1991)

lol this list is proving that I'm a boomer in a millenial's body. How did I skip 2 years.
69TLC
CrazySexyCool


"Waterfalls" (1995)

Thank god for TLC
70Mariah Carey
Daydream


"Always Be My Baby" (1996)

LOOK 1996 only had 9 #1s because the fucking "Macarena" was at #1 for 13 weeks. You tell me 1996 had a lot of great #1s. "Always Be My Baby" was only at #1 for 2 weeks. You tell me "Macarena" is better than "Always Be My Baby" with a straight face.
71The Notorious B.I.G.
Life After Death


"Mo Money Mo Problems" (1997)

I mainly like this for the great chorus. Oops lol
72Lauryn Hill
The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill


"Doo Wop (That Thing)" (1998)

Best 90s #1?
73TLC
FanMail


"No Scrubs" and "Unpretty" (1999)

Thanks TLC.
74OutKast
Stankonia


"Ms. Jackson" (2001)

Fun one for sure.
75Alicia Keys
Songs in A Minor


"Fallin'" (2001)

I swear if soul is the prevailing genre for the post 80s stuff I won't even be mad. Rock #1s have been horrible in the 90s/2000s so far.
76OutKast
Speakerboxxx/The Love Below


"Hey Ya" (2003)

Maye I should've made this list for only the 60s-80s lol.
77Kendrick Lamar
GNX


I give up.

Honourable mentions to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele (2010), "Somebody That I Used to Know" by Gotye (2012), "Royals" by Lorde (2013), and "Not Like Us" by Kendrick Lamar (2024) for almost making the list, but I think I like the idea of them more than the songs themselves...Oh well. Take my 1960-1989 choices more seriously lol
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