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| I'm creating a board game.
So yahhp you read the title, I'm creating a board game, or should I say, THE board game. It's still early in development but it's shaping up to be amazing. Working title: born 2 kart | | 1 |  | Elder (USA-MA)
Lore
THE LORE: so basically pretty much like Infinite Jest but with go karts instead of tennis. 1958, players live in the Dushanbe People's Academy of Go Karts and they have to get out of it, either by winning the World Championship or by illegally escaping. At the end of each turn (day) they'll receive a call from home, revealing that some family member committed suicide by puttng their head in the microwave or shit like that. | | 2 |  | GAME FREAK
GameBoy Entire Pokémon Sounds Collection
THE GAME: the gameplay will be very innovative, like, the 'Catan meets Root meets Chess meets Sonic the Hedgehog' kind of innovative. Each player controls a pilot (a big pawn) and his emotions (small pawns). To fight other players, roll a D20, if you roll higher than your opponent, you take 20 % of his in-game American dollars, which you can use to buy drugs, pay your taxes (which you'll have to do every 5 turns) or do other stuff. | | 3 |  | A Mother Engulfed In 3 Characters
Icons of Void
THE CHARACTERS: every player draws two random character cards and then choses the one they prefer. Every character has his own abilities, and they are divided into three categories: humans, dogs and food-individuals. When fighting, humans have an advantage over dogs, who have an advantage over food-individuals and so on. Humans are better at steering Go Karts, dogs are faster and food-individuals consume less fuel. | | 4 |  | Fontaines D.C.
Romance
ROMANCING: you can romance other players. This gives you more mana, but you won't be able to use your turn to improve your Go Kart-related skills. Mana is needed to drive properly though, and if it drops to zero, you'll need to go to the hospital for three turns, and you'll lose all your money, emotion pawns and you'll have to repair your go-kart afterwards. | | 5 |  | BABYMETAL
BABYMETAL - Headbangeeeeerrrrr!!!
THE ANIME: you know me, I always think big. You read that right, an anime series is in the works, some people I met on fiverr are working on it. I don't want to spoil it for you, but here's a little teaser: Charli XCX will make an appearance. At least I hope so, I'm not sure how this copyright shit works. | |
CugnoBrasso
02.20.25 | I'd love to dedicate this list to whomever complained about our recent posting habits being sub-par. | mindleviticus
02.20.25 | Intriguing concept | YoYoMancuso
02.20.25 | Let's go I'd play this shit I'd smoke all your asses at go kartz | artificialbox
02.20.25 | i’ll play but im gonna get really stoned and then ask you to remind me of the rules every time its my turn | BallsToTheWall
02.20.25 | Sounds fun as hell. | Emim
02.20.25 | Nice I always wanted a game where I play go karts and pay taxes just like real life | Egarran
02.20.25 | Sounds great but there should be a trading card (you can make a sweet pun with trading karts) element where the cards are the molecules and enzymes that are present at races. | ToSmokMuzyki
02.21.25 | yawn more like a bored game | CugnoBrasso
02.21.25 | The "Trading Karts" idea is immaculate, working on it. I felt something was missing from this game, turns out it was enzymes. | Egarran
02.21.25 | I thought I had lost the game but then I drew RIBONUCLEOTIDE REDUCTASE and I converted the finishing line into a go kart! |
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