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| ask me a question
and i will answer it | | 1 |  | KILLING JOKE
KILLING JOKE
any question | | 2 | | KILLING JOKE
KILLING JOKE
I will add it to the list | | 3 | | KILLING JOKE
KILLING JOKE
and answer it | | 4 | | KILLING JOKE
KILLING JOKE
tell me what album you want | | 5 | | KILLING JOKE
KILLING JOKE
or I will pick one! | | 6 |  | The Mars Volta
The Bedlam in Goliath
Cugno: If you could ask me anything, what would you ask me?
ANSWER: was it just the one frog then? | | 7 |  | Men I Trust
Men I Trust
budgie: y dnt U like me ?
ANSWER: bad humour, f slurs, enabling every one of the scummiest users on the site, but tbqh mainly the alcestposting | | 8 |  | Leonard Cohen
Songs of Leonard Cohen
Squiggly: Who/what are the biggest influences on your writing?
ANSWER: oh fuck I thought I'd phrased this list in a way as unlikely as possible to attract earnest personal expo questions lmao, but since you ask, ig my earliest Sput inspo was Nick Greer because I liked his technical engagement with the music (not something I'd say as strongly now), and my biggest inspo when I applied for staff was by and far Fripp (not specifically for his writing, but that was certainly a factor).
In terms of writing style, I peaked early and hard with pomo absurdity (Pynchon, Barthelme) in my late teens, and a lot of what I was probably trying to do on Sput for a while was looking for a way to bring that kind of colourful irreverence to the confines of an academic essay short(ish) form? Nowadays I just write whatever I think is appropriate to the album and my attitude on it - the music and my uh vibes have more of a bearing than any individual writer. Every now and then I'll come across a writer whose prose style I love (recent examples Wang Xiaobo and Iris Murdoch) and ask myself why I'm not doing *that* too and then quickly drop it because there isn't a natural way to echo them within music revs (or otherwise). What to do.
Final thing that should probs be added is that when I came back to sput as a contrib in 2018/19, I was obsessed with bringing attention to Japanese artists, but I cooled off a bit there and sold out to playing the discourse - should get back into that form now that I'm more discrimatory and have a little more insight to offer on Japanese culture maybe. Failing that, I definitely want to make sharing off-piste discoveries a bigger part of my writing motivation this year, haven't done nearly enough of that lately. | | 9 |  | Kumo 99
HeadPlate
Animalforce1: What’s the one review you’d pick to showcase your writing style? In other words, what review would you show to someone completely unfamiliar with your revs?
ANSWER: those are two quite different questions ig - per my answer to Squiggly, I think that specific releases and my specific attitude should have a huge bearing on style and register, so I end up writing in very different ways for different albums -- can't really showcase that in one review.
Reviews on the whole should provide snappy context, convincing analysis, and ideally unique insight -- or at least be written in a way no one else would have thought of without shitting the bed (no joy in substantive analysis without a personal imprint). Ig this one does an adequate job of some of those things without imposing a brutal wordcount or punishing syntax on an unfamiliar reader. | | 10 |  | Liar (UK)
Set the World on Fire
Nex: What is the hardest question that can be asked?
ANSWER: does it count if you say no homo if the notes themselves are gay | | 11 |  | Julie
my anti-aircraft friend
artibox: beans on toast yay or nay
ANSWER: JFC nay | | 12 |  | Hawthorne Heights
Bad Frequencies
bellovddd: why is my musical taste the best you have ever come across?
ANSWER: Trying to get into the headspace of your taste puts me in such a fatalistic cope spiral that the only answer possible here is that no one else possibly ever has used music to fuel their own survival instincts to these extremes without sacrificing their sanity. Check fugazi. | | 13 |  | Creedence Clearwater Revival
Pendulum
Sunny: Have you ever seen the rain, / Comin' down on a sunny day?
ANSWER: Ya can say these streets are rivers / Ya can call these rivers streets / Ya can tell ya self ya dreaming, buddy / But no sleep runs this deep | | 14 |  | Hanatarash
Take Back Your Penis!!
Cugno: Jesus guys, he said ANY question, we could literally force him to list all of his STDs and you're asking him about his writing style ffs [ahrd 2 jfc guys]
Squiggly: If you really wanna know about his STDs then go ahead
ANSWER: jon IS the std [2] and this site being the unfuckable hellhole it is, none of you ever get the chance to catch me :'[ | | 15 |  | Seiko Oomori
Sennou
ConcubinaryCode: What keeps you here?
ANSWER: habit, sharing good music, denigrating awful music, certain members of the community (enough of my Sput crowd has moved off-site that I'm increasingly grateful to interact with those who are primarily still here), the chance to (occasionally) make good use of the platform, morbid curiosity as to when the titanic goes under | | 16 |  | Kasabian
Velociraptor!
DocSportello: Who would win in a fight, t-rex or velociraptor? This was asked of Michael Crichton during a high school assembly but our headmaster shut the Q&A down and
ANSWER: now THIS right here is a real fucking question thank you Doc, forever a man in a sea of goats. The answer mathematically speaking is the velociraptor because its greater speed opens up a range of bait/switch tactics and underhand options that would allow for easy cheese were this a video game, but it is not and T Rex is bigger and has a big mouth so it wins in practice probably idk the dinosaurs didn't have maths.
I think the more valuable answer here would emerge from the ol would you rather fight 1 T Rex-sized velociraptor or 100 (let's say 10) velociraptor-sized T Rexes, and I don't honestly know which I would pick here - I never promised to answer my own questions - so let me instead ask YOU a fascinating question that emerged the other day: would YOU rather fight 1 truck-sized drone or 100 drone-sized trucks? I have no real idea how big a velociraptor is relative to a T Rex. | | 17 |  | Iron Maiden
Brave New World
Spec: Does Brave New World get better? I’m not digging the first chapter.
ANSWER: watch back to the future tbh | | 18 |  | The Fartz
Because This Fuckin' World Stinks...
Smok: how stanky ur fartz?
ANSWER: depends on recent cabbage/kimchi consumption tbh, but I think I've offended more frequently for decibels than for pong? | | 19 |  | Eluvium
Copia
anode: have you listened to eluvium - copia yet? ive recced it twice and i think youd like it
ANSWER: no i have been too busy being an inadequate piece of shit | | 20 |  | My Dying Bride
The Dreadful Hours
frozencarl: what is ur go-to depression meal?
ANSWER: ig this is?
ANSWER 2: wow i misparsed the question as 'depression metal' this truly is your brain on sputnik. katsu curry! i prefer indian or thai in almost all other situations, but it's such warm basic comfort food i can't even | | 21 |  | Tammy Wynette
Sometimes When We Touch [Vinyl]
Slothsam: If you were there incoming president of the United States, and had the chance incorporate another country, what country would it be and why?
ANSWER: putting myself in the orange man's shoes, AFRICA. Fuck national security, no force on earth would stop me from eyeing up the belt and road scheme and promptly sticking my dick in it | | 22 |  | GENDEMA
Soberanía
efp: You seem so nice. Is that really how you are?
ANSWER: thank you??? I would not describe myself as nice on sput and imagine I'm far from alone there? I am generally a more positive and considerate person offline, but we all have our limits | | 23 |  | florbiashnord
can u dont
TheSonomaDude: what is your credit card number?
ANSWER: jfc dude the other day i spent a full hr losing my shit at my laptop after my biometric login failed and i couldn't remember my pin how do you expect me to have the capacity to recall this shit | | 24 |  | Josey Rebelle
Josey In Space
jrlikestodance: Did my Secret Santa flop?
ANSWER: NO it did not! But I have been meaning to give it another spin (hence no comment!!) - it banged and waved, and I was a tired wreck and not in the form for it! Tbc! | | 25 |  | The Gerogerigegege
Mother Fellatio
Drifter: how come when i pulled my dick out to compare its size to yours you went running even though we agreed we’d be respectful
ANSWER: dude when you said you were cut you never implied that shit was *crinkle* i cannot even (or alternatively see 10) | | 26 |  | Foetus
Flow
Ars: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
ANSWER: yeah there was a guy I knew in my undergrad accom around the same age who had a stroke for (I think partially rowing-induced) stress reasons, but he's happily married and doing very well now | | 27 |  | Slint
Spiderland
Colton: thoughts on coltonmusic and will you join?
ANSWER: maybe if it adds the one thing Sputnik sorely lacks: a big red Delete Your Account button | | 28 |  | Snoop Dogg
Doggumentary
Drifter: can you list all the things about me that make me special and unique
ANSWER: no — am on mobile and cannot break the character limit for this text box rn | | 29 |  | Overkill
Feel the Fire
Fowl: What's the one thing you've consumed an absurd quantity of (dealer's pick) that you would absolutely not recommend to anyone else?
ANSWER: the answer here can only be Tentenko, but I also burned myself out hard on Asahi Clear. Recently recently sampled it for the first time in years and have no idea what the attraction was to begin with there. Stick with Dry if you're gonna go there! | | 30 |  | Sahara
Texarkana
Somona: If you were to go and choose any individual in an alien race of people with an infinite amount of different names and individuals who happen to speak a slight variant of English with an additional letter, the additional letter being (saying any sound for an infinitely short amount of time), would you speak to (saying any sound for an infinitely short amount of time), a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z, a(saying any sound for an infinitely short amount of time), aa, ab, ac, ad, ae, af, ag…(listing an infinite amount of names here)…, who would it be and why exactly would this be the answer you have chosen?
ANSWER: karter el karto. i would choose them. we would play mario kart and order takeaway. it would be fucking fire and no one would recover for it. | | 31 |  | Gris
Il Était Une Forêt...
Smok: whats ur favourie dsbm johnby
ANSWER: whichever one has the shortest runtime and/or Pon dislikes the most | | 32 |  | MGMT
Oracular Spectacular
Yolo: are children small, or just far away?
ANSWER: so, so far away. they are a looming threat and can never be small. the prospect of investing in a good child is distant. i am still not done eating my father.
Mason and Dixon is iirc the only classic Pynchon I never read smdh must fix this someday | | 33 |  | Mr. Bungle
Disco Volante
chemicalmarriage: How many times do you have to jerk off before you are gay? A mans hand is getting you off the entire time js
ANSWER: zero times. just the thought it is gay. it is your thought, a man thought. getting your rocks off to your male fantasy is gay. every male director of every male-catered porno you've seen is gay. imaginary girls are probably gay. your hand is probably the gayest thing of all, but we don't even need to go there tbqh | | 34 |  | ABBA
ABBA Gold
Trif: What is your fave ABBA song and why and tell us a nice story about it?
ANSWER: it is Lay All Your Love on Me! It has always been the best! I once sang it extremely badly during a thunderstorm in the snack bar that was the only fun hang in the town I lived in, and because the hosts didn't know it they weren't able to sing over me live and the vibe in the whole joint bombed for three minutes! So guilty. Great song! | | 35 |  | Alora Crucible
Oak Lace Apparition
Manatea: Why do we have a strange but beautiful friendship and how do I keep it that way?
ANSWER: we are but two lost souls saved by the power of chamber jazz now BUY ME MORE JEWELLERY and get on that Toby Driver grind and come to London to catch him + Alora Crucible with me in a couple of months | | 36 |  | Ulcerate
Cutting the Throat of God
evilford: Whats your favorite ulcerate album and why is it everything is fire?
ANSWER: for the time being it is this one because it is the only one I have any recollection of. everything is fire? sure it is! | | 37 |  | Dream Theater
Octavarium
Demon: If you could impart one piece of music-related wisdom to your 15 year old self, then what would it be? I'm not talking recs here, more of a general thing
ANSWER: Ummm very tough question - 15 was around the time my taste came down from mallcore and buttprog, and the next couple of years were full of gateway artists I have pretty few regrets about (in rough order: Children of Bodom, Thrice, Anathema, The Gathering, Mr Bungle, maudlin of the Well/Kayo Dot, John Zorn) — past me did an okay job of getting his shit together, so I don't think I'd rec him anything for development purposes (do wish he'd discovered Belvedere and A Wilhelm Scream around then though). Idk, am stalling
Oh wait, I know exactly what I'd say: don't put off listening to classics in the hope that one day the perfect day will come and you'll be in the right frame of mind etc.! Many opportunities missed, many expectations raised, many underwhelming results as a result of this. | | 38 | | Dream Theater
Octavarium
(cont.) Wish I'd been more proactive in indulging my curiosity and becoming conversational in more genres instead of expecting every canon album to change my life and spacing them out as such — I know now that the ones that stick stick for a reason, but back then I had a mentality that being impressionable meant I had to enjoy everything I chose to jam. Cute! But not helpful.
Also, am happy with the timelines that got me into electronic, jazz and folk, but tbqh I could have done more with hip hop much earlier. Yeah. | | 39 |  | Boris
Amplifier Worship
anode: you fucked a frog cugno?
ANSWER: yes. Yes he did. He made a list about it. People were vomiting everywhere. I loved it. We can never go back. | | 40 |  | Deerhoof
Apple O'
Gnocchi: Did you ever figure out the correlation between apple and its juices and how it interacts with your digestive system? You never got back to me after the research phase.
ANSWER: lmfao I love that you brought this up — I've generally been off the hard stuff since your advice (and since my pisshole local supermarket discontinued their elderflower infusion apple juice, which was the most delicious but as you said contained a relaxant). Definitely haven't had any more explosive gates of hell interactions since, but have noticed things get looser if I have two back to back glasses or organic apple juice (nothing with orange, curiously). Should probably invest in a regular supply so that I can drink it little and often to test out your theory of resistance, but we're not quite there yet. My toilet is very grateful to you. | | 41 |  | Apocalyptica
The Best Of Apocalyptica
Doof: Will sput survive another decade and if sput dies how long would it take you to get over it?
ANSWER: lol absolutely not, I would be amazed if we made it to the end of the 20s. I'd like to say it'd be a downer for a couple of weeks or so but that I'd just turn the energy I had for sput towards more productive ends, but tbqh I'd find it hard to replace as a writing outlet. Absolutely no way would I settle for rym or aoty as a thinkpiece platform, and I don't have the motivation for a solo blog. Answer to your q would ultimately depend on the practicality and will to put together something from the diaspora of Sput writers, or whether I could snag a column on a worthwhile site. Discord would cushion the community wipeout (but see 15 for more on that) | | 42 |  | King's X
Dogman
Slex: Don't tell me what to do
ANSWER: you the man, bitch | | 43 |  | fantasy of a broken heart
Feats of Engineering
Nuggets: Johnny, a game in the style of 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' - which is:
Steal (steal someone's writing abilities and their back catalogue of reviews on the site)
Collab (you can only do joint reviews with this person for 2025)
Burn (wipe the reviewer's profile, ratings, and reviews permanently from the face of Sputnik)
The three reviewers to Steal, Collab, and Burn are:
Gnocchi (Robert Garland)
Rowan5215
Sowing
What are you choosing?
ANSWER: oof didn't expect to get a question like this, let's see...
Rowan has by far the longest and most severe record of bitterness around This Goddamn Site Sucking The Life Out Of Me Every Day, so we'll give him the mercy killing he deserves and try not to let the many excellent pieces of writing we lose in doing so (just focus on the disproportionate number of irredeemably terrible pop punk albums with high scores at the top!) BURN
Sowing vs. Gnocchi is a tough one for steal-or-collab. I feel like I've already collab'd plenty with Rob tbh, from being in the same trenches as a contrib to a lot of healthy teamwork in the proofreading threads -- on the one hand, this would probably make for a sustainable year, on the other... hmmm, if this is analogous to marriage, does this imply that we at some point separated and are now tying a second knot? Is this a healthy sign for my personal growth? Do I have those feelings of commitment for him, or is our relationship more rewarding as two friends who periodically knock a few back and do silly things with each other?
Hmm
Gonna go STEAL for Gnocchi on the basis that his abilities will also give me the aptitude/appetite to enjoy the genres he covers and COLLAB for Sowing in a brutal counter to his latest attempt to retire. Tough question. | | 44 |  | Venetian Snares
Songs About My Cats
Fogza: Favourite cat breed and cat colour?
ANSWER: Maine Coon, ginger | | 45 |  | Testament
Souls of Black
Steak: who is your favorite souls character of all time my good bitch, mine is artorias :3
ANSWER: hnnnnnnng gonna have to pull my degen card here and say Quelaag's sister. "I'll be fine, I have you dear sister, but promise me that you will take care of yourself" jfc how many packs of tissues can one game get a boi through (don't answer that)
also a big fan of Alvina (obvious based kitty reasons), Hyetta from ER (didn't think they'd ever top the BB Arianna questline for getting a character good and fucked up, but this one really goes there) and the fog-trapped assassination nutcase from DS2 | | 46 |  | Bluetile Lounge
Half-Cut
Icebloom: What would make you leave Sput?
ANSWER: I think every drama and phase of discontent that would theoretically make me leave has already happened, and it's hard to imagine a change of ownership to anything more inadequate than what we already have so, so I guess irl circumstances? Or alternatively, Shamus getting staff.
Icebloom: also how many ears do you have
ANSWER: uhhhhh idk, three? two for my headphones, one for YOUR MUM??? | | 47 |  | Eggman
First Fruits
SomeCallMeTim: How do you like your eggs
ANSWER: 1) scrambled 2) fried 3) poached (but only if eggs benedict/royale) | | 48 |  | OutKast
Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik
jrlikestodance: What is your preferred chicken wing?
ANSWER: uhhh flats? I don't eat enough chicken wings | | 49 |  | Unwound
Leaves Turn Inside You
platttt: why do you think leaves turn inside you is the best unwound album
ANSWER: Hmmmm some combination of atmosphere, versatility and sheer number of good songs? It's not a super strong opinion and I love New Plastic Ideas for such a different set of reasons that it's not a natural competition other than the fact that they're both in the same discog? I guess it's just possible to get lost in Leaves in a way that (bless it) the seethe of other Unwound albums doesn't really allow for? And that's something I ultimately value more at this point even though I love almost all of them? Maybe. | | 50 |  | Perfume
ネビュラロマンス 前篇 (Nebula Romance: Part I)
Havey: what perfume do you wear?
ANSWER: bespoke oriental woods & amber | | 51 |  | My Dying Bride
Turn Loose The Swans
Egarran: What the most alcohol you have drunk in a day?
ANSWER: by virtue of the state it probably incurred, I have absolutely no idea. Would probably be from a long-event day (wedding, festival or similar), or else some party I attended aged 16-18 when I still thought extensive spirits consumption was cool. Haven't tended to go above 2 bottles of wine (or equivalent) throughout my 20s, though I'm sure someone could produce a debasing record to the contrary | | 52 |  | The Exit Bags
Our Sun Will Clean Its Holy Wounds
jots: fuck you?
ANSWER: can't say it enough | | 53 |  | Charli XCX
Brat
granite: what Pokemon am I?
ANSWER: see https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=206413 | | 54 |  | yeule
softscars
granite: also, do you think brat will miraculously win user aoty or is it gonna be some rock album that a bunch of annoying users will post on the thread about like "respectable pick for #1, wouldn't be my pick for aoty but I'm just glad it's not that trend chasing charli bullshit"
ANSWER: hmm any other year, I think this would be a strong possibility (much as softscars winning the user poll last year gave me unexpected hope that our community had finally learnt to stop coping over guitar angst and to take a fucking shower for once in their lives), but honestly this year's three biggest hypes (Charli/State Faults/The Cure) were so dominant that I expect the same podium as the staff list, in any order. The Cure winning would produce a bit of the phenom you outlined, State Faults would produce a big ol' hivemind cheer, Charli winning would produce another hysterical boydiaster fallout. Crossing my paws - Charli wouldn't be my pick for aoty but I'm just glad she's not that trend chasing sput bullshit | |
JohnnyoftheWell
01.09.25 | don't let me down here sputnik | CugnoBrasso
01.09.25 | If you could ask me anything, what would you ask me?
Album: the bedlam in goliath | budgie
01.09.25 | y dnt U like me ? | Squiggly
01.09.25 | Who/what are the biggest influences on your writing?
Album: Leonard Cohen - Songs of Leonard Cohen | AnimalForce1
01.09.25 | What’s the one review you’d pick to showcase your writing style? In other words, what review would you show to someone completely unfamiliar with your revs? | NexCeleris
01.09.25 | What is the hardest question that can be asked?
Album: Liar (UK) - Set the World on Fire | CugnoBrasso
01.09.25 | Jesus guys, he said ANY question, we could literally force him to list all of his STDs and you're asking him about his writing style ffs | artificialbox
01.09.25 | beans on toast yay or nay | bellovddd
01.09.25 | why is my musical taste the best you have ever come across? | Sunnyvale
01.09.25 | Have you ever seen the rain,
Comin' down on a sunny day? | Squiggly
01.09.25 | If you really wanna know about his STDs then go ahead but i'm genuinely curious | bellovddd
01.09.25 | jon IS the std. | ConcubinaryCode
01.09.25 | What keeps you here?
Put an album you like
| JohnnyoftheWell
01.09.25 | thank you friends, some v important issues raised here. currently reaching elbow deep in my own delphic tunnel for insight, but answers coming soon
keep them coming meanwhile | DocSportello
01.09.25 | Who would win in a fight, t-rex or velociraptor? This was asked of Michael Crichton during a high school assembly but our headmaster shut the Q&A down and | Spec
01.09.25 | Does Brave New World get better? I’m not digging the first chapter. | ToSmokMuzyki
01.09.25 | how stanky ur fartz?
album = sthg by the fartz | anode
01.10.25 | have you listened to eluvium - copia yet? ive recced it twice and i think youd like it | budgie
01.10.25 | ಠ╭╮ಠ | frozencarl
01.10.25 | what is ur go-to depression meal? | SlothcoreSam
01.10.25 | If you were there incoming president of the United States, and had the chance incorporate another country, what country would it be and why?
Tammy Wynette- Sometimes when we touch | efp123
01.10.25 | You seem so nice. Is that really how you are? | ToSmokMuzyki
01.10.25 | bungie lmao | TheSonomaDude
01.10.25 | what is your credit card number?
album to use: florbiashnord - can you dont | efp123
01.10.25 | That’s a five anode, and we both know it | jrlikestodance
01.10.25 | Did my Secret Santa flop? | JohnnyoftheWell
01.10.25 | okay the answers are all here
FOR NOW | efp123
01.10.25 | Woah!! You remembered that gendema album!!! Proof of friendship | bellovddd
01.10.25 | lmao. amazing | Drifter
01.10.25 | how come when i pulled my dick out to compare its size to yours you went running even though we agreed we’d be respectful | JohnnyoftheWell
01.10.25 | real talk finally thank you | ArsMoriendi
01.10.25 | Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Album: Foetus - Flow | Colton
01.10.25 | thoughts on coltonmusic and will you join? | Drifter
01.10.25 | can you list all the things about me that make me special and unique | jrlikestodance
01.10.25 | Nice happy you're digging it (: | GhandhiLion
01.10.25 | There's already three penis related questions | ToSmokMuzyki
01.10.25 | interesting interesting adding to the database ( ಠ ͜ʖರೃ) | JohnnyoftheWell
01.10.25 | we're going to need an extra penis
updated 20 wow i'm an idiot will be hitting 24 more and uh more answers coming soon lfg | DocSportello
01.10.25 | "would YOU rather fight 1 truck-sized drone or 100 drone-sized trucks?"
So much would seem to depend on what we mean by "trucks" – are we talkin' GMC Syclone? Ford F-150 Raptor? fully rigged Peterbilt Model 579? – but I live in Texas and this is a numbers game, so you betcha I'd take on one truck-sized drone and by god fuck it up | frozencarl
01.10.25 | lmao the depression metal answer is great :D now im hungry | DocSportello
01.10.25 | Also this is one of my favorite thought experiments: https://www.quora.com/Which-would-win-a-trillion-sun-sized-lions-or-the-sun | FowlKrietzsche
01.10.25 | What's the one thing you've consumed an absurd quantity of (dealer's pick) that you would absolutely not recommend to anyone else? | TheSonomaDude
01.10.25 | If you were to go and choose any individual in an alien race of people with an infinite amount of different names and individuals who happen to speak a slight variant of English with an additional letter, the additional letter being (saying any sound for an infinitely short amount of time), would you speak to (saying any sound for an infinitely short amount of time), a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z, a(saying any sound for an infinitely short amount of time), aa, ab, ac, ad, ae, af, ag…(listing an infinite amount of names here)…, who would it be and why exactly would this be the answer you have chosen?
Album: sahara- texarkana | artificialbox
01.10.25 | lmfao sonoma | ToSmokMuzyki
01.10.25 | >wow i misparsed the question as 'depression metal' this truly is your brain on sputnik. katsu curry! i prefer indian or thai in almost all other situations, but it's such warm basic comfort food i can't even
lmao i did this too | ToSmokMuzyki
01.10.25 | whats ur favourie dsbm johnby | YoYoMancuso
01.10.25 | love your answer to Squiggly. Pynchon is the GOAT fr, Mason & Dixon is probably my favorite novel ever.
As for my question; are children small, or just far away? | bellovddd
01.10.25 | lmao crinkle cut | chemicalmarriage
01.10.25 | How many times do you have to jerk off before you are gay? A mans hand is getting you off the entire time js | CugnoBrasso
01.10.25 | That frog was a one off so please stop bringing that up, you're making me look like a freak. | Trifolium
01.10.25 | What is your fave ABBA song and why and tell us a nice story about it? | Manatea
01.10.25 | Why do we have a strange but beautiful friendship and how do I keep it that way? | evilford
01.10.25 | Whats your favorite ulcerate album and why is it everything is fire? | Demon of the Fall
01.10.25 | "I have no real idea how big a velociraptor is relative to a T Rex."
Velo is like roughly human sized and T-Rex is 7x that-ish, if going by length. I can't remember the weight difference (weight is probably more 'accurate' but alas I shall not sully my dwindling dino knowledge by Googling such things)
I think the answer is T-rex, yet my brain also went down the rabbit hole of tricking the rex into falling over a tree branch or something, lol
3+ would give it a hella of a match though, setting the under / over there | Demon of the Fall
01.10.25 | my question now: If you could impart one piece of music-related wisdom to your 15 year old self, then what would it be? I'm not talking recs here, more of a general thing | anode
01.10.25 | you fucked a frog cugno? | CugnoBrasso
01.10.25 | That was past me anode, I would greatly appreciate it if you stopped talking about this episode, it's hurting my career. | Gnocchi
01.10.25 | Did you ever figure out the correlation between apple and its juices and how it interacts with your digestive system? You never got back to me after the research phase. | JohnnyoftheWell
01.10.25 | oh gawd lmao
partial update | DoofDoof
01.10.25 | Will sput survive another decade and if sput dies how long would it take you to get over it? | Demon of the Fall
01.10.25 | I want to conduct a survey where we bargain for Sput's life using either financial or other (more interesting / shocking?) forms of sacrifice | Slex
01.10.25 | Don't tell me what to do | Nuggets611
01.10.25 | Johnny, a game in the style of 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' - which is:
Steal (steal someone's writing abilities and their back catalogue of reviews on the site)
Collab (you can only do joint reviews with this person for 2025)
Burn (wipe the reviewer's profile, ratings, and reviews permanently from the face of Sputnik)
The three reviewers to Steal, Collab, and Burn are:
Gnocchi (Robert Garland)
Rowan5215
Sowing
What are you choosing? | Demon of the Fall
01.10.25 | based line of questioning
to me, the answer seems obvious on first glance and yet... | fogza
01.10.25 | Favourite cat breed and cat colour? | SteakByrnes
01.10.25 | who is your favorite souls character of all time my good bitch, mine is artorias :3 | Icebloom
01.10.25 | What would make you leave Sput?
also how many ears do you have | SomeCallMeTim
01.10.25 | How do you like your eggs | jrlikestodance
01.10.25 | What is your preferred chicken wing? | platttt
01.10.25 | why do you think leaves turn inside you is the best unwound album | ArsMoriendi
01.10.25 | Johnny's answer is very ambiguous to whether or not he understands the reference I made | Havey
01.10.25 | what perfume do you wear? | Egarran
01.10.25 | I also choose My Dying Bride.
What the most alcohol you have drunk in a day? | Jots
01.10.25 | fuck you? | anode
01.10.25 | It’s ok Cugno we’ve all been there | DoofDoof
01.10.25 | Good to get your take Johnny, I expected as much and I thought you'd have asked yourself the question already to some degree.
I find this place a one-stop shop for the chat side of music hobbyism/criticism really, I know from lengthy bans/huffs that I can live without Sput...but also I recognise what I miss about the place and what drew me back. | zakalwe
01.10.25 | Can’t live without it | efp123
01.10.25 | Well I think you are. Deal with it plz n thx | Faraudo
01.10.25 | I tried to migrate to RYM but couldn't, long live Sput. I will leave this platform until the day it eventually gets taken down. | SteakByrnes
01.10.25 | yes johnny! those sisters have such a tragic backstory it's wild, ds1 in particular loved making everything tragic lol | JohnnyoftheWell
01.11.25 | the DS spider lady experience really do be similar to the endgame sputnik experience tbh. big tragedy :[
that is IT for this round of questions unless anyone has more thank you see you next time lfg | jrlikestodance
01.11.25 | I'm a flat guy too but I was more curious about sauces/heat lol. They are probably my depression food | jrlikestodance
01.11.25 | Leaves and Plastic Ideas are both 5s. Gonna bump my rating on NPI | granitenotebook
01.11.25 | wait wait wait don't go - what Pokemon am I? I have to make up for getting to that list too late (by getting to this list too late) | granitenotebook
01.11.25 | also, do you think brat will miraculously win user aoty or is it gonna be some rock album that a bunch of annoying users will post on the thread about like "respectable pick for #1, wouldn't be my pick for aoty but I'm just glad it's not that trend chasing charli bullshit" | JohnnyoftheWell
01.11.25 | oh fuck good qs second answer coming soon | Manatea
01.12.25 | I would absolutely die to a) visit London and b) see Alora crucible in London and c) hang with johnny
Unfortunately i don’t see any of those happening atm I’m sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy | JohnnyoftheWell
01.12.25 | NOT AN EXCUSE lfg < 3
aaaaaand that's a wrap on questions, see you in the next one? someone else do this format? uh | AsleepInTheBack
01.12.25 | staff wars but this time its amas? |
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