CugnoBrasso
If being sexy is a crime, Im under arrest for selling ketamine to 5th graders
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Wokeness has gone too far

I am now anti-woke. I know I've been an anti-imperialist marxist until literally 7 hours ago but boy oh boy did I change my mind. How did this happen? Glad you asked, here's the full story.
1I Just Woke Up
I Just Woke Up


I drove to the gas station this morning, I initially wanted to rob it but I changed my mind on my way there. In the gas station, I decided to buy pretzels. A woman was standing next to me, and I really liked her hair. I decided to let her know.
2The Atlas Room, I Woke Up In Moscow
JOS


"I like the color of your hair", I said, "it looks nice on you".
"What did you just say to me you disgusting manoid?"
"I like your hair."
She punched me and I fell to the ground. I cried and asked for help, but people were like "you are a straight male, fuck you, you deserve this".
3The Woken Trees
The Shadow


The woman yelled: "SAY MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE SHIT!"
"But I think it looks lovely."
"SAY IT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING SHIT!"
"Your hair looks like shit!"
She allowed me to get up again. I was free to leave, although with blood coming out of my orifices.
4Wokeh
Where Ancients Tread


I finally found the courage to tell you about this. I know you'll probably insult me because cancel culture, so toxic.
Voting AfD is the only solution. Friendship ended with Mark Fisher.
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