JohnnyoftheWell
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Palo Santo

complex verses bite off more than they can chew + the chorus' cornball delivery of the album title devalues its resonance pretty considerably. easy lowlight, poor choice of single
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Looming

still unsure whether No Gospel rly needs an ambient buffer, but this is forgettable enough that it's hard to have a strong opinion
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Fragile Light

acceptable cryptic prelude
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Heat Death

one of the heavier cuts, but oddly light in individual impact. no complaints about this one in sequence and the final few seconds are enjoyably punishing, but it brings the least of itself to the table overall. forgettable track.
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Transfiguration

does great work ushering in the album's second half -- *that* point where it all kicks off midway is magic -- but you've gotta sit through that entire first verse to get there? this section is strained and reminds me the most of the earnest-mystic bullshit i rly did not love on Clairvoyant (looking atchu Sleeplessness). generally don't love the downtime on this one, but it serves its sequencing function undeniably well
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Bodega Head

children of the Fray — but a much better take on '00s pop-rock radio whinge than that There Will Be Fireworks everyone jumped on for five whole minutes last year. like it more as a closer than as a song.
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Distant Omen

gets v ratty v quickly. great shit, love the desperation in this one. lands lower in the ranking for its lopsided structure though - not sure that the haunting extended coda is quite worth the spotlight the band give it, and it's one of the few points where i can really get on board with the shade people have been throwing at the drums. great track otherwise.
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Wind Song

can see people putting this higher - has a really distinct place in the tracklist and builds itself up rly gracefully, maybe the most 'tasteful' part of the whole record (even the busiest melodies here just feel like a vehicle for those lovely tones+dynamics). fades out a little quickly though, feel they might have done more with that build. hmm
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Blood Moon

opening verse is hackneyed and loses points, but the rest of this goes from strength to strength - maybe the best vocal performance of the album, watertight songwriting, constant little shifts of momentum very nice very nice
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Nazar

starts off at the gates of hell and somehow works itself into the rousing guitar highlight of the album?? okay! even if it does lay the brimstone on a bit thick at first, i love the progression on this one, which a great, well-earned change of tone. Clairvoyant t/t wishes it could be half the song this is
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Leviathan

obvious crowd fav for all the right reasons - the motif here is so well-implemented and withstands so many shifts of dynamics and rhythm. amazing how well that shit holds the floor while all hell breaks loose. bunch of heart to this one too. would be higher if that "TEARS GOODBYE" line right at the end had less grating delivery, love everything else about it
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Divination

fierce fucking shit, goes from one of the most technical tracks to one of the bullishly straightforward and is *so damn dark* at any given point that any friction in the transitions is borderline impossible to make out. vaguely reminds me of the atmosphere and songwriting MO on grievances-era Rolo Tomassi (along with Nazar and Distant Omen to lesser degrees
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Palm Reader

ugh the way everything cuts out for the chorus on this is magic, reminds me of 2nd wave posthxc at its most heart-on-sleeve and melodramatic in the absolute best way. best skramz of the album maybe, best riff definitely. cannot get enough of this one.
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No Gospel

well yeah no shit
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