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SMOK'S NO METAL MARCH CHALLENGE [IMPOSSIBLE]

TL;DR: NO METAL FOR 31 DAYS OF MARCH. GIVE UP TO 3 NON-METAL. DETAILS BELOW. HIT 'END' KEY TO SCROLL TO BOTTOM. ALSO MINI HOLY WEEK CHALLENGE BEGINS ENTRY 76.
1no metal in this battle
the husky tape


Back in December of 2023, Smok received a horrible prognostication from Sir SandwichBubble, OBGYN, MD, BA PhD Musicae, that read as follows:

You will get an unfortunate diagnosis next year: toxic metal poisoning. The only cure is to diarrhea it all out. Good luck!
2no metal in this battle
ours


This prognosis has terrified Smok since. Smok loves metal, can't get enough metal, must devour metal, must live for the trv. But alas, Smok does not want to die by metal, because then no more metal, no more trv. Smok doesn't know what to do, other than follow SamichBumble's orders. Smok is grateful for SmambichMumbles wish of luck.
3no metal in this battle
paprika


And so, with heaviest metal of heart, Smok will do exactly that. For the Entire Month of March, Smok will not listen to ANY METAL. That is right, dearest frens, enemies, frenemies and lurkers, Smok will not touch a single fathom of the trv for 31 days in a row. Smok has not gone this long without the trv for many years, and Smok worries the cure will cause death just as easy as the illness, but only one way to find out.
4no metal in this battle
No Metal In This Battle - Wie Kraut Und R​ü​ben


To help Smok recover, each user may offer 3 NON-METAL albums for Smok to listen daily. Anyone caught offering Smok toxic metal albums will be ruthlessly BANNED!!! In addition, if Smok is found to be guilty of listening to metal at any time during the Month of March 2024, whether it be a sudden rating or a post indicating a just-listened metal track, Smok will be forced to listen to 10 albums of the apprehending user's choice post-No Metal March, and will not be allowed to listen to anything else until those albums are finished. However, any user who attempts by MALIGNANT SABOTAGE AND DEBAUCHERY to deceive Smok into listening to metal, will not reserve the right to command Smok's punishment and will be SUBSEQUENTLY AND SHAMEFULLY BAAAANNNNNEEEEDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
5no metal in this battle
paprika


For certain clarity, the following genres are not considered metal: McCore, Derpcore, Nude Muddle, Butt Hair, Dungeon Synth. These may be profferred to Smok guilt-free.
6no metal in this battle
the husky tape


Banned List: None (Let's Keep It That Way)
7Bobby Caldwell
What You Won't Do for Love


March 1 - muk muzzlez

where the hell was this for LUVY-DUVY SAPPY SEX MUSIC CHALLENGE? most soul rnb feels artificial and fake af but a lot of this is real esp sthg like my flame, but the other lot isnt 3
8Holograms
Holograms


March 1 - Night We Drunk On Mount Everest

cool spacey punks with occasional always welcome lectryfects 3
9Blicky Sosa
Blicky Season


March 1 - nacho

pizzamachine hiphop. at least he dont do drugs 1
10Adman
Jammin'


March 2 - we must talk about...holy things

kid got nothin on little tommy terror https://youtu.be/PSm_4DzxYLE?si=BIBBEcFUimh4Lz85 1
11The Beach Boys
Summer in Paradise


March 2 - i believe in science

not rly that much worse than any of their other releases but it is weird not hearing tremz everywhere 1.5
12Tommy Emmanuel
Center Stage


March 2 - belurvinddd

so thats what an undistorted guitar sounds like. guy goes ahrder than anyone on acoustic but a nearly 2 hr show is a bit much 2.5
13Ben Folds Five
Whatever and Ever, Amen


March 3 - belolliven

jammy sappy forgettable poprocks 2
14Brad Mehldau
Songs: The Art of the Trio Volume Three


March 3 - metal marc the metalliest marc

rather soft jazzers, chill background music cant complain cant sustain 2.5
15The Mother Hips
Glowing Lantern


March 3 - mighty morphin metal marc

country rockin bops 2
16Yo-Yo Ma and Others
The Goat Rodeo Sessions


March 4 - marc this metal

started great with yo mama's g strings flying everywhere and the bluegrass elements fitting in but over time begins to stagnate and ends up at a mild plateau 3
17Anthony Braxton
For Alto


March 4 - roos

https://youtu.be/lG8OaHCdFPc?si=gGXjREwWB_dHBqQS&t=6 jk just for the couplet bookends tho didnt know the sax could go so ahrd, the rest nice variety, good amount of background date music 1.5
18Electric Masada
At the Mountains of Madness


March 4 - reeyoos

this is pretty sweet. all kinds of exploration of rhythm n speed, bombasts and subtleties, ahrd riffing and tranquil jazzing, solid jams with extra intruments. do i like the fact this is over 2 n a half hours? no, but its reasonably entertaining and worthwhile and if it does get boring it picks back up again 3
19Bladee
Eversince


March 5 - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-yooz REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-dooz REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-psycho

omfg why made me want to quit 1
20Engenheiros do Hawaii
O papa é pop


March 5 - johhnhhnyyny

walmart rack music in portuguese? ok 1.5
21Keluarga Karawitan Studio RRI Surakarta
Klenengan gobyog 4: Endhol-endhol


March 5 - jjjjjjjjujujujuujhonnnyyyy

johnny i dare u to listen to this whole thing in one sitting yourself 1
22にんぷたい
Nymph


March 6 - johnny

spa music followed by some phat japan girl beats and repeat 2
23Corpse Grinders
Corpse Grinders


March 6 - foxxy lady

cant find werewolf but pretty sweet punk elvises 3
24High Rise
II


March 6 - https://youtu.be/wiVuZY0SINc?si=Wu9yWFRK3KoVxXfH&t=10

decently swimmable tide esp the epic pop sicle 3
25Strangulated Beatoffs
Days of Our Lives


March 7 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwtaekgVt9Q&ab_channel=SaveAFox

expected ahrd punk, got ooooowww woooowooowooooowww wwaaaaaaaaaaahhh and other AMAZING DISCOVERIES 1
26Drexciya
Neptune's Lair


March 7 - hypanator

minimalist alien sex noises that get progressively more arousing and unfy 3.5
27Oneohtrix Point Never
Rifts


March 7 - hype ME UP

long ass compilation of electronic doodads and thingymabobs, a circuit here, a breaker there, smooth flowing machine with neither hiccups nor optimal efficiency 2.5
28Coil
The Ape Of Naples


March 8 - too much HYPE

instrumentals are great but depleted by the worthless vox 3
29Tour-Maubourg
Floating on Silence


March 8 - bumgum

funky jazz ambients, fujazients 2
30Saxon Shore
Four Months of Darkness


March 8 - bumadagee

four (five?) months of instrumental bliss 3.5
31Hotel Books
Run Wild, Young Beauty


March 9 - doooont stoopp beluvinnnnd

omfg a whole album of emo slam poetry? fuck off jesus christ this is intolerable stfu -1
32John Frusciante
Enclosure


March 9 - SUPER SAIYAN BUDDHA

nothing can enclose the general flaccidity of this album 1.5
33Emma Ruth Rundle
Marked for Death


March 9 - ectoplasm tier

mellowheart laying in bed deep thought musers 2
34Deathsomnia
You Will Never Find Peace


March 10 - naruto

like a more mature birthday massacre, yet only about as entertaining 2
35Hiromi
Sonicwonderland


March 10 - sakura

a jazzy rigmarole the likes of which initially incur my disdain but eventually win me over to not minding hearing it 2.5
36Someone
Shapeshifter


March 10 - sasuke

mild mellowhearts with alt effects 2
37Drive Like Jehu
Yank Crime


March 11 - fallen demon

punk n noise gud, prog bad 2.5
38Masakatsu Takagi
Kagayaki


March 11 - demon who fell and cant get up

some great pieces here mired with random japanese paraphernalia 2.5
39This Heat
This Heat


March 11 - demon falls

an overclocked pc having a meltdown 1.5
40Datach'i
Shock Diamonds


March 12 - Avataganamos

vanilla robot intercourse 2
412H Company
Психохирурги


March 12 - adanamogava

hearing slavs rap is alway funny, pretty tight 2.5
42DJ Rashad
Double Cup


March 12 - avada kedavra

the outtakes of a half assed rap album 1.5
43t.A.T.u.
200 km/H In The Wrong Lane


March 13 - pizzaMENSCHINE

pretty excellent lectrypops by the famous roosigirls 3
44Fatboy Slim
You've Come a Long Way, Baby


March 13 - mmmmkay muzix

how to deejay 101 3
45Roy Hargrove
Earfood


March 13 - mackerel muses

freewheelin jazzins with heavy key assaults 3
46The Comet Is Coming
Trust in the Lifeforce of Deep Mystery


March 14 - semi-heated tiger

dark beat well orchestrated jazz fusions, powerful stuff 3.5
47Camel
Mirage


March 14 - tiger wearing sunglasses but one lens is missing

indeed a mirage as they create a steadfast illusion of the former camel 3
48Mairo
Omar Chappier


March 14 - king dededex

not much to it, we got raps and traps and francais 1.5
49John Coltrane
My Favorite Things


March 15 - name that sounds like a cleaning chemical

not my favourite thing but pretty sweet, variations on the just released broadway hit well adapted 2.5
50James Ferraro
Live at Primavera Sound 2012


March 15 - diddlystix

was pretty great folky techno until the advent of the repeated vocal lines made it suck 3
51Appliances
Paranoia Rap


March 15 - the mighty xenarthra

can only find title which was dumb, very dumb 1.5
52Fela Kuti
Zombie


March 16 - considered to be most closely related to anteaters

title is a happy dancy jungly jazzer, the two tracks that follow less and less so, while mistake live brings it up again a bit but not much 2.5
53Alphonse Mouzon
Mind Transplant


March 16 - bradypus, or perhaps a choloepus?

makin' jazz cool again 3.5
54Justice


March 16 - otzi's cousin

pretty ahrd n cool lectrix, occasional adolescent vox unnecessary 3
55The Receiving End of Sirens
Between the Heart and the Synapse


March 17 - https://youtu.be/kZUPCB9533Y?si=weEdsUafmCgUt1vJ&t=33

pretty sweet emo/punk/progish/rock album, too long tho 3
56No Doubt
Tragic Kingdom


March 17 - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/snN7EHem4gE

just a girl somewhat annoying earworm, otherwise decent palt rocks with some ska cuz why not, gwen goes ahrd 3
57Hallas
Excerpts From a Future Past


March 17 - gah! a rash!

pretty great metallic folky prog rock, reminds me of another band but couldnt remember who 3
58Buffalo Springfield
Buffalo Springfield Again


March 18 - garbodor

country yokel singalongs 2
59Samael
Era One


March 18 - garaaraeas

a decent enough industrial album with a much stronger forefront than derriere 3
60Dale Kruegler and The Missing Felicitys
Thug Isolation


March 18 - daddie chan

random noises who cares 1.5
61Samael
Era One & Lesson In Magic #1


March 19 - gaara of the funk

pretty chill but also reasonably unreleased/outtakes 2.5
62Masfel
Katasztr​ó​fam​á​mor


March 19 - raspberry asterix

these were really cool funky melting pot rocks 3.5
63Curtis Mayfield
Superfly


March 19 - shardinay


スーパーボール Sūpābōru Super Balls 2
64xanopticon
Liminal Space


March 20 - sharpe rende

dont mind this at all pretty chill but it all blends together into the same homogeneous technofest 2.5
65Chelsea Wolfe
The Grime And The Glow


March 20 - shark ringy

bout as much as i guessed from the jewel case, melodramatic emo lectrycoustics 2
66Holy Sons
Lost Decade II


March 20 - MD Kineese

amazing replication of 60s potato quality psyrock in 2014 1.5
67King Creosote
I DES


March 21 - needle fat

the actual indy folk songs are pretty good but the minimalist instrum epic at the end is a waste of time 2
68Pixel Grip
ARENA


March 21 - snorlax is evolving...!

need a lot more than a pixel grip to handle deez nutz can barely even feel the current of your lectrybobs 2
69Neggy Gemmy
CBD Reiki Moonbeam


March 21 - seek a cat!

eh dream party lectrypop sthgs idk 2
70no metal in this battle
paprika


March 22 - the music dragon

some cool funky post mrocks 3.5
71no metal in this battle
the husky tape


March 22 - a schmoke n a pancake

rly cool melodious post rock with a nice dogge =D 3.5
72no metal in this battle
ours


March 22 - THE MIGHTY PORUNGA!!

a more jazzy post rock jam sesh 2.5
73no metal in this battle
No Metal In This Battle - Wie Kraut Und R​ü​ben


March 23 - the smok keeps away the skeeters

another cool postock bum building on all their previous but not as good as debut ep 3
74Adrenalin O.D.
Cruising With Elvis In Bigfoot's U.F.O.


March 23 - the smokin' BALLS

adrenalin ahrdcore like no one before with darkthrone having implanted the main riff of amy carter straight into transylvanian hunger and some silly covers 3
75Adrenalin O.D.
Ishtar


March 23 - with tha smokin' hawt gf

adrenalin hangover, the boys went too ahrdcore and only ahd poppunks left in the tank 2.5
76Anthony Braxton
12 Duets (DCWM) 2012


HAVEY HOLY WEEK!!! BACK IN JANUARY SMOK DID JOHNNY 5 CHALLENGE. HAVEY GOT JEALOUS. HAVEY WANTS 5s RATED LIKE JOHNNY! SMOK SPENDS HOLY WEEK RATING HAVEY!!!

This bullshit is 11 hours long and so will be spread throughout Holy Week

366b - a crying dog submerged in darkness wrapped in a waste of time 1

366d - a talentless siren named yoko ono trying to lure an ever escaping yellow submarine that wants absolutely nothing to do with that shit ears unplugged and all 1
77Billie Holiday
Lady Day: The Best of Billie Holiday


HAVEY HOLY WEEK

i dont love her n i dont hate her, it is billie holiday 2.5
78Blue Heron (MA)
Ockeghem: Complete Songs Volume 1


HAVEY HOLY WEEK

the usual soporific lethargy of medieval choral music sung in middle french leaving no doubt as to why no one had bothered to record a collection in 40 years and the medieval church's demise 2.5
79Dr. Buzzard's Original Savannah Band
Dr. Buzzard's Original Savannah Band


HAVEY HOLY WEEK

kitsch, the album 2
80Gustav Leonhardt
Bach: The Art of the Fugue


HAVEY HOLY WEEK

leonhardts playing cancels out the usual mundanity of the kunst but even he cant rly add any magic to it either, lovely hachord tone tho. xiii invers gets quite nice, canon hypason goes ahrd too; 831 is fine but i prefer it played on piano; 971 is an audible feast; 998 not particularly notable tho good energy to the allegro 3.5
81Joelle Leandre / Pauline Oliveros / George Lewis
Play As You Go


HAVEY HOLY WEEK

a frankenstein's monster whose limbs are stitched wherever they happen to land 1.5
82Kaoru Abe
Mort à crédit


HAVEY HOLY WEEK

i will shove a banana straight up your sax and quite possibly another up ur anus 1.5
83Kleistwahr
Myth


HAVEY HOLY WEEK

a war lost to myth between the cybernetic overlords with every high pitch screech another motherboard population eradicated 1.5
84Mark Ernestus’ Ndagga Rhythm Force
Yermande Mixes


HAVEY HOLY WEEK

this hypnotic beat sounds much better repeated several times without the quranic verses 3
85Rhythm and Sound
Trace / Imprint


HAVEY HOLY WEEK

trace is a slow walk down the road of time while imprint is a smooth soporifor complete with heartbeat 2
86Rinaldo Alessandrini
Frescobaldi: Fiori musicali


HAVEY HOLY WEEK

a lighter and more thorny garden, nonetheless all the rosy 3.5
87Toshiya Tsunoda
Extract From Field Recording Archive #2


HAVEY HOLY WEEK+

Track 1: Bottle at mountain road - the jackasshammer of a headache plus insect noises; Track 2: Bottle at park - flies; Track 3: Tub-type container - wet; Track 4: Drain hoses - ominous, we all float down here =El; Track 5: Connecting duct - more intense water and insects, drowning; Track 6: Downpipe for rainwater - silence and calm drips; Track 7: Plastic float - infrastructure ambience of a garage; Track 8: Cavity in a cliff wall - wind tunnel; interesting concept, kind of nice, kind of creepy 2
88Vikki Jackman, Andrew Chalk and Jean-Noel Rebilly
A Paper Doll's Whisper of Spring


HAVEY HOLY WEEK+

quite pleasant asmr i was legitimately relaxed and sleepy no wonder u have this 5'd 3
89Yannick Dauby
蛙蛙哇!Songs of the Frogs of Taiwan - Vol 1


HAVEY HOLY WEEK+

FROGGIES ^.^ < 3 3.5
90Godflesh
Godflesh


SHARENGE'S POST NO METAL MARCH PUNISHMENT!!!!!

SMOK FUKKED UP AND LISTENED TO METAL RIGHT AT THE CUSP OF NO METAL MARCH (BY ACCIDENTE I SWEAR) AND SO SMOK MUST SUFFER SHARDINAY'S PUNISHMENT!!!!

hoyl fukking BALLS was it a relief finally hearing METAL after 31 days of FASTING! the most badass sludge dust of all time? the most badass sludge dust of all time 3.5
91The Body
No One Deserves Happiness


drony moany blehtal 1.5
92Techno Animal
Re-Entry


would appreciate the minimalism a lot more if every track wasnt a damn epic cut out 75% and you'd have something not annoying if i wanted more of the same i would just copypasta it in audacity myself not caring this is from 1994. dont care for the sloooooooooow b horror movie scooooooooooore that is the last couple tracks 1.5
93Autechre
elseq 1-5


1 damn dem robots sure like gettin in bed 2
2 el sex a robotica 2
3 a third hookup isnt as exciting 1.5
4 autechre puts on some spicier lingerie 2.5
5 pendulu to spaces is vanilla intercourse but freulaeux is a nice pounding and oneum is oxytocin induced dream 2.5

as a collection, a series of long meandering nearly pointless practically joyless dates 2
94Aphex Twin
Selected Ambient Works Volume II


i will never understand even the legendary aphex twin's need to create overlengthy almost nothing ambients with little variation in between. is it practice? unused excerpts? having something in the catalogue in case a movie or video game developer needs some generic dungeon music? for all the above i suppose!!! 1.5
95Lull
Dreamt About Dreaming


save for the negative nancy im going to hell repetition a fine asmr album 2.5
96G36 vs. JK Flesh
Disintegration Dubs


disemboweling farts 2
97Alberich
NATO-Uniformen


rly not bad ambelectrix with a military theme, but 4 hrs brah rly? 2.5
98Vatican Shadow
Death Is Unity With God


pretty cool percussion based ambients but naturally 2.5 hrs is an investment 3
99Final
Infinite Guitar 4


infinite nothing 6 unlistened behind a paywall 1
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