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SMOK'S FEBRUARY LUVY-DUVY SAPPY SEX MUSIC CHALLENGE

FEBRUARY IS THE MONTH OF FROZEN BALLS AND EVERY KIND OF CARDIAC RUPTURE! FEBRUARY IRONICALLY IS ALSO THE MONTH WHEN A SMOK GOES MOST INTO HEAT! SMOK WANTS TO GET LAID! GIVE SMOK YOUR BEST SAPPY/LUVY-DUVY/SEXY-LOVEMAKING TUNES/ALBUM NOW! SMOK REALIZES THIS IS THE LEAST ORIGINAL IDEA EVER AND SMOK DOESNT CARE JUST GIVE SMOK SECSEE MUZAK!
1The Weeknd
House of Balloons

Feb 1 - bdsm master HAWKS

Smooth as silk rnb mixes for slow sensual intimacy

SECSEE RATING: 3.5 LAID FACTOR: YES
2Aborted Fetus
Goresoaked Clinical Accidents

Feb 2 - what pizza plays to get his wife in the mood

what can be said its a typical gory brutal death album

SECSEE RATING: 0 LAID FACTOR: COUCH
3The Gerogerigegege
Showa

Feb 3 - johnny's admittance of virginity

indeed, an audio porn album for virgins

SECSEE RATING: 1.5 LAID FACTOR: "Are you a virgin?" "Why does the guy sound like a chipmunk?" "You have the worst wingmen ever." "No, you're still stuck on the couch."
4The-Dream
Love King

Feb 4 - Havey seeking to achieve another Smok Challenge™ win

cheap player rnbs that never got anybody laid

SECSEE RATING: 2 LAID FACTOR: "I'll ride your face to it."
5Cigarettes After Sex
Cigarettes After Sex

Feb 5 - Anode the appropriate

just like it says on the tin can

SECSEE RATING: 4 LAID FACTOR: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
6Norah Jones
Come Away with Me

Feb 6 - buddha god of luvy duvy

she feels comforted but i am turned off

SECSEE RATING: 2.5 LAID FACTOR: ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
7Tracy Chapman
New Beginning

Feb 7 - fowlkreetz the rekindler

she's kind of into it but not a turn on and makes me fall asleep

SECSEE RATING: 2 LAID FACTOR: ZZZZZ
8Phil Collins
Tarzan

Feb 8 - gabby the kinky

tarzan rulz

SECSEE RATING: 4.5 LAID FACTOR: I AM TARZAN LORD OF INTERCOURSE
9Hampton The Hampster
Hampsterdance the Album

Feb 9 - a total psycho

EVEN HAMSTERS FALL IN LOVE

SECSEE RATING: ∞ LAID FACTOR: NAKED DANCE PARTY
10Morrissey
Your Arsenal

Feb 10 - mkmusic the connoisseur of arse

youre the one for me fatty was not appreciated

SECSEE RATING: 1.5 LAID FACTOR: ARSE WAS LOOKED UPON BUT NOT TOUCHED
11Boyz II Men
Legacy: The Greatest Hits Collection

Feb 11 - the machine that makes us /MEN M/

artificial swagga

SECSEE RATING: 2 LAID FACTOR: "Can you put something else on?"
12Strawberry Switchblade
Strawberry Switchblade

Feb 12 - Ryus the Romantic

cute but not rly coitus inducing

SECSEE RATING: 2 LAID FACTOR: CHILL AND NETFLIX
13Sade
Diamond Life

Feb 13 - pizzaHEART

smooth slow dance jazzy funk pops

SECSEE RATING: 4 LAID FACTOR: SWAGGITY SWOOGITY IN BED WITH THAT BOOTY
14Anal Cunt
Picnic of Love

Feb 14 - tim thinks he was being funny but this day does involve anus and cunt so take that

TRUE POETRY PERFECT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY

SECSEE RATING: 3.5 LAID FACTOR: LMAO
15Marvin Gaye
Let's Get It On

Feb 15 - machine making me men m/

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

SECSEE RATING: 4.5 LAID FACTOR: GUARANTEED
16Kylie Minogue
Body Language

Feb 16 - post valentines havey

girly tunes that chicks think make them sexy but are a turn off where it counts

SECSEE RATING: 2 LAID FACTOR: me asking if we can listen to sthg else
17K-Ci and JoJo
Love Always

Feb 17 - forever a men/

much smoother than boyz ii men to the point she was smooth as well ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

SECSEE RATING: 3.5 LAID FACTOR: TOTAL DEPILATION
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