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Last Active 12-05-20 9:13 pm
Joined 12-18-16
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| Hoping 4 a better christmas
Christmas last year was LIT in the worst possible way. Hopefully it will be better this year because I'm getting too old for this shit. List is releases? | | 1 |  | Molecular Corporation
Millions of Dead Menposters
Last year my mom cooked vegan chicken with a raspberry sauce whose recipe was given to her by ChatGPT which I fucking hated but let's not get too carried away with the sauce now. Aunt Jeannette was like 'my son Pedrito is so smart, he's the smartest kid in his school' and Pedrito was sitting at the table, with his smug little face ugh. | | 2 |  | Ringlets
Ringlets
Totally lost my shit when aunt Jeannette told us that Pedrito had won the 2014 Nobel Peace Prize. I told her that the Peace Prize is kind of a consolation prize for people who are too fucking stupid to win a true Nobel Prize, my parents told me to shut up because it was Jesus' Birthday and he wouldn't like that atmosphere. | | 3 |  | Great Falls
Objects Without Pain
Uncle Svobodan apologized for his wife's behaviour and said he had to take a shit, so he left. I pretended to be impressed by Pedrito's achievements in restoring diplomatic relations between Iran and Saudi Arabia, my mom was pleased with my effort to get along with that little prick. | | 4 |  | Thantifaxath
Hive Mind Narcosis
Uncle Svobodan came back from the bathroom completely naked. We couldn't believe our eyes, then he yelled "Imma attempt a coup d'etat fuckers". He ran out of the door, his scrotum swinging left and right as he struggled to reach his cruise speed of 12 mph. He was heading towards the capital. | | 5 |  | Sprain
The Lamb As Effigy
I jumped on my hybrid segway and went after him. As I reached the capital, he was already under arrest. I tried to talk with the police, but they recognized me (I was fined for illegal parking in 1997). I went to prison with uncle Svobodan, which I kind of enjoyed because prison food is better than vegan chicken with raspberry sauce. | | 6 |  | Hobo Sapiens
If You Can't Handle Me When I'm Broke, You Don't..
I got out of prison the next day, uncle Svobodan is still serving time, so he won't be with us this Christmas. Hopefully this means I'll have more time to convince aunt Jeannette to invest bitcoin in my Ponzi scheme lmao. | |
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12.23.23 | Pobre Pedrito | Sinternet
12.23.23 | svobodan did nothing wrong | porcupinetheater
12.23.23 | Fuckin’ Pedrito is out brokering peace deals to avoid the problems he’s having at home | someone
12.23.23 | Hoping 4 better Christmas
Expecting 2.5 average Christmas | artificialbox
12.23.23 | “vegan chicken with a raspberry sauce whose recipe was given to her by ChatGPT”
i’m fuckin cackling omg | pizzamachine
12.23.23 | have a lovely Xmas | ArsMoriendi
12.23.23 | Good shitpost, but is there a deeper symbolism to the names? Svoboda is a Ukranian political party apparently from googling... | Egarran
12.23.23 | Classic Swiss humour. So many layers. | SomeCallMeTim
12.23.23 | your christmas last year sounds fine, wtf are you talking about. people complain too much | SomeCallMeTim
12.23.23 | for real tho this sounds like an arrested development christmas episode | CugnoBrasso
12.23.23 | As soon as uncle Svobodan gets out of jail, I'll ask him if there's a deeper meaning to his name. | CugnoBrasso
12.24.23 | Somebody please feature this | Egarran
12.25.23 | Well, was it better?? | MoM
12.25.23 | Svobodan’s brain was removed to make room for Pedrito’s trophies. So now, he’s got two bowlers popping out his eye sockets and the top of his head says “PEDRITO: President of North Korea!” | Spec
12.25.23 | So what happened this year? | CugnoBrasso
12.25.23 | Oh shit I have already been in North Korea this year, if I had known that lil Pedrito was going to become the new president I would have waited!
Aunt Jeannette totally fell for my Ponzi scheme, does anybody know a good website to buy a Cambodian wife? | Spec
12.25.23 | Have you tried Craigslist? | MoM
12.25.23 | I’ve heard rumours about Wish, but results may vary | CugnoBrasso
12.25.23 | Do they accept bitcoin |
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