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Last Active 01-09-23 5:52 pm
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| VENOM TRV AND SPANKED
AS WE ALL KNOW, VENOM IS THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD. NOT FOR THEIR CONSISTENCY, NOT FOR THEIR CREATIVITY, BUT FOR THEIR TRVTH. PURE METAL WROUGHT OF INGOT STEEL, THERE IS NO GREATER. HERE IS THE OFFICIAL, TRV, AND WORLD-RENOWNED SMOK™ VENOM RANKING. DONT FORGET TO BE TRV AND BELLOW A MIGHTY HAIL SATAN AS YOU REDISCOG THEM ONCE AGAIN YOURSELF. | | 15 |  | Venom
Temples of Ice
after prime evil, which im guessing was mostly written by cronos since its a great album, they just have no direction without him. riffs are lame, dolans shouts have no conviction, and the songs are plainly lackluster with barely a reference to satan. the paul miller tribute is just sad, his ghost says yeah thanks for nothing, lamest song on the album. playtime is just another sequel to teachers pet after already doing skool daze, acid is wannabe angel dust, speed king for filler, and the title track as well as being the albums concept has nothing to do with anything, and what is the hell is that outro? where is my satan? this isnt a venom album 1.5 | | 14 |  | Venom
The Waste Lands
another haphazard cronosless album that gets better at pretending its venom but its very much not. they line up the themes more or less again but the songs are still babys first thrash with some random synths. crucified is so forgettable cronos would write another much better track of the same name for from the very depths, and clarisse is the most godawful thing allowed to have the name of venom stamped upon it 2 | | 13 |  | Venom
Cast in Stone
evidentally the reunion didnt go so well as this is easily the worst cronos album. not a single banger except if you count raised in hell for the lolvox 2.5 | | 12 |  | Venom
Fallen Angels
rather sparse for trv bangers on this modern venom but hammerhead, pedal to the metal and esp hail satanas rulz 3 | | 11 |  | Venom
Calm Before the Storm
the last early cronos venom featuring metal punk, under a spell, fire, gypsy, and muscle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 3 | | 10 |  | Venom
Hell
la rage's debut definitely took its toll as the riffs are unusually lackluster. still straight to hell, the power and the glory, esp fall from grace, title, and evil perfection make it worth listening to, but then its 7 tracks straight of just completely uninspired venom 3 | | 9 |  | Venom
At War with Satan
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH 3 | | 8 |  | Venom
Storm The Gates
continues the sound of from the very depths but to a lesser degree, this time the standouts are bring out your dead, notorious, i dark lord, beaten to a pulp, and over my dead body. cant wait for the next venom album!!! 3.5 | | 7 |  | Venom
Prime Evil
venom isnt venom without cronos but mantas and abaddon bring the riffs and fills to make the wins in parasite, skeletal dance, the megalomania cover, insane, and skool daze 3.5 | | 6 |  | Venom
Resurrection
a new lineup with cronos' younger brother on drums, and this thing goes fucking AHRD. grungy metal all over the place and in your face. undeniably fun, this would be top venom if not for certain cullable tracks 3.5 | | 5 |  | Venom
Possessed
possessed by powerdrive, satanachist, harmony dies, title, hellchild, and especially wing and a prayer 3.5 | | 4 |  | Venom
Metal Black
dirty toned grungy thrash with antechrist, dark realm, lucifer rising, maleficarum and title ruling ass 3.5 | | 3 |  | Venom
Black Metal
BLACK IS THE NIGHT, METAL WE FIGHT POWER AMPS SET TO EXPLODE ENERGY SCREAMS, MAGIC AND DREAMS SATAN RECORDS THEIR FIRST NOTE WE CHIME THE BELL, CHAOS AND HELL METAL FOR MANIACS PURE FASTER THAN STEEL, FORTUNE ON WHEELS BRAIN HEMORRHAGE IS THE CURE FOR BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL LAY DOWN YOUR SOULS TO THE GODS ROCK 'N' ROLL FREAKING SO WILD, NOBODY'S MILD GIVING IT ALL THAT YOU GOT WILD IS SO RIGHT, METAL TONIGHT FASTER THAN OVER THE TOP OPEN THE DOOR, ENTER HELL'S CORE BLACK IS THE CODE FOR TONIGHT ATOMIC FORCE, FEEL NO REMORSE CRANK UP THE AMPS, NOW IT'S NIGHT BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL BLACK METAL LAY DOWN YOUR SOULS TO THE GODS ROCK 'N' ROLL METAL TENFOLD THROUGH THE DEADLY BLACK HOLE RIDING HELL'S STALLIONS BAREBACK AND FREE TAKING OUR CHANCES WITH RAW ENERGY COME RIDE THE NIGHT WITH US, ROCK HARD AND FIGHT UNITED MY LEGIONS WE STAND FREAK HARD AND WILD FOR US, GIVE UP YOUR SOULS LIVE FOR THE QUEST SATAN'S BAND LET'S GO! AGAIN 4 | | 2 |  | Venom
From the Very Depths
easily the best venom album since welcome to hell. clear but hellish production, every track is a banger and slays poseurs 4 | | 1 |  | Venom
Welcome to Hell
VENOM IS THE BEST BAND OF ALL TIME!!! WITNESS THE BIRTH OV THE TRV!!! 5 | |
PotsyTater
11.13.23 | Wimpy band | ToSmokMuzyki
11.13.23 | wimpy user who's too afraid to even listen | budgie
11.13.23 | bummer is that twink gonna infect your thread | ToSmokMuzyki
11.13.23 | i mean i can delete but its better to let everyone laugh at his peanuts | budgie
11.13.23 | i need a venom shirt
i had a welcome to hell one ages ago it was the best
almost as sexy as a vol 4 shirt | ToSmokMuzyki
11.13.23 | i need a venom shirt of every album except the shitty dolan ones | PotsyTater
11.13.23 | Well well if it isn’t tweedle doggy diddler and tweedle dumb fuck | ToSmokMuzyki
11.13.23 | which is which
u gonna talk about venom or what | PotsyTater
11.13.23 | Budgie remember when I said that to you and you had a full on menty b and had the homophobic face crack of the century that was sick | PotsyTater
11.13.23 | Probably one of your top 5 menty b’s no cap | ToSmokMuzyki
11.13.23 | ur boring | budgie
11.13.23 | can you imagine him snickering in his platform boots as he pwns us | ToSmokMuzyki
11.13.23 | no | tellah
11.13.23 | im guessing this is poison for people who don't shower often | ToSmokMuzyki
11.13.23 | if u mean the generic noun then agreed
if u mean the band that is the most poseur thing i have ever heard | budgie
11.13.23 | i think im gonna get mself a burrito | ToSmokMuzyki
11.13.23 | cronos approves | pizzamachine
11.13.23 | Idk they’re no Spice Girls | ToSmokMuzyki
11.13.23 | they are the spiciest grils | Flugmorph
11.13.23 | temple of ice is the best venom album | ToSmokMuzyki
11.13.23 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mNcHDrIMQc&ab_channel=GameGrumps&t=57s | Flugmorph
11.13.23 | its really not that bad though to hell with ya | ToSmokMuzyki
11.13.23 | its pretty damn horrid | Flugmorph
11.13.23 | not if you have taste | Flugmorph
11.13.23 | Resurrection rules ahrd btw m////// | Flugmorph
11.13.23 | good list though you did well good job smok much love | ToSmokMuzyki
11.13.23 | more like when dysfunctioning tastebuds make everything taste the same
resurrectio agreed
always < 3s for birb bois | ToSmokMuzyki
11.13.23 | accidentally deld my comment n had to retype ffs | budgie
11.14.23 | go flug ursolf | ToSmokMuzyki
11.14.23 | i flug mah ballz eryday |
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