JohnnyoftheWell: SPUT ROYALE: Round 6 (½ final)

JohnnyoftheWell 10.10.23	no template for this one, you fucking heathens go wild. make history.
Ryus 10.10.23	1. Kayo Dot 2. MF DOOM
JohnnyoftheWell 10.10.23	also 1. Kayo Dot 2. Portishead
pizzamachine 10.10.23	Idk mane
Mort. 10.10.23	1. The Jesus Lizard 2. MF DOOM
calmrose 10.10.23	1. Kayo Dot 2. Portishead
DadKungFu 10.10.23	1. The Jesus Lizard 2. MF DOOM
CamiloG 10.10.23	1. 2. Portishead
MiloRuggles 10.10.23	1. Kayo Dot 2. MF DOOM (in memoria)
SomeCallMeTim 10.11.23	1. The Jesus Lizard 2. MF DOOM
Pikazilla 10.11.23	1. Kayo Dot 2. Portishead
SlothcoreSam 10.11.23	1. TJL 2. P
MoM 10.11.23	1. The Jesus Lizard 2. Portishead
DocSportello 10.11.23	1. Kayo Dot 2. Portishead
AlexKzillion 10.11.23	1. Kayo Dot 2. MF DOOM
porcupinetheater 10.11.23	1. Kayo Dot 2. Portishead All oof at this point
Conmaniac 10.11.23	1. The Jesus Lizard 2. MF DOOM
AdamMontanari 10.11.23	1. The Jesus Lizard 2. Portishead
hesperus 10.11.23	1. Kayo Dot 2. Portishead
Muppelope 10.11.23	1. Kayo Dot 2. Portishead
Avagantamos 10.11.23	1. kayo dot 2. MF DOOM
Sniff 10.11.23	1. The Jesus Lizard 2. MF DOOM
fogza 10.11.23	1. The Jesus Lizard 2. Portishead
PitchforkArms 10.11.23	1. 2. MF DOOM
jhop 10.11.23	1. Kayo Dot 2. MF DOOM
AsleepInTheBack 10.11.23	1. 2. MF DOOM
someone 10.11.23	1. The Jesus Lizard 2. Portishead
Pangea 10.11.23	1. Kayo Dot 2. Portishead
dedex 10.11.23	1. Kayo Dot 2. MF DOOM
DoofDoof 10.11.23	Oh dear, not a great final four. I mean they’re all good but I’m not too invested who wins, all sort of 8 out of 10 discogs for me, never caught any of them live, just yup, good bands yup 1. Jesus Lizard 2. Portishead
Trifolium 10.11.23	1. Kayo Dot (I guess) 2. Portishead (they should WIN THIS)
DoofDoof 10.11.23	Are people voting on this as ‘just the music’ or the ‘whole package’ (so also how good was their live performance, image, influence, just how they carry themselves as a band/artist, etc) I try and do the latter
Sniff 10.11.23	No. You vote against the worst artist in the pair.
DoofDoof 10.11.23	True, it usually comes down to that :D This round it’s quite even for me though
DoofDoof 10.11.23	Just unfortunate there were at least thirty bands earlier in the comp I’d rate above any of this last four but that’s the name of the game
Trifolium 10.11.23	Same, apart from Portishead who should WIN. But I think everyone (at least partly) feels this: "Just unfortunate there were at least thirty bands earlier in the comp I’d rate above any of this last four"
DoofDoof 10.11.23	Sure, life is compromise. I don’t mind MF DOOM winning this as a tribute anyway if that’s how it plays out
JesperL 10.11.23	1. the jesus lizard 2. portishead
Elynna 10.11.23	1. Kayo Dot 2. Portishead
bighubbabuddha 10.11.23	1. - 2. MF Doom
ArsMoriendi 10.11.23	1. The Jesus Lizard 2. Portishead I love The Jesus Lizard, but how the hell did they make it this far?
fogza 10.11.23	by stomping on tokyo and dividing loaves
DadKungFu 10.11.23	Favorable matchups and generally rocking the fuck out
JohnnyoftheWell 10.11.23	Ngl I fully expected the Jesus Lizard to get curbstomped by Carissa's Wierd, Siouxsie and maybe Nick Cave. Biggest dark horse of the royale
DoofDoof 10.11.23	Jesus Lizard, they’re perfect for your wedding, bar mitzvah or most any occasion
Vercetti 10.11.23	1. The Jesus Lizard 2. Portishead
Demon of the Fall 10.11.23	1. The Jesus Lizard 2. Portishead I dislike the way this has panned out but it was kind of inevitable really. Poor Stereolab / Cocteau Twins. The draw was not agreeable. Only one artist left that I'd even be remotely okay with winning, but I guess they are THEE choice, so just have to hope y'all have good taste now I guess it's cool TJL made it so far, just a bit weird. Then again I love Cave but no he shouldn't have been winning this anyway. Bad optics
Ryus 10.11.23	keep voting DOOM gang m/
Icebloom 10.11.23	1. 2. Portishead
AlexKzillion 10.11.23	DOOM absolutely deserves to win just look at the murderer's row he's survived
DavidYowi 10.11.23	1. The Jesus Lizard 2. MF DOOM
Havey 10.11.23	1. Kayo Dot 2. MF DOOM
Feather 10.11.23	1. The Jesus Lizard 2. Portishead Doom is stinky
Havey 10.11.23	favorite bands Brand New, La Dispute, Neutral Milk Hotel, Radiohead, Streetlight Manifesto, Taking Back Sunday, Bright Eyes, The Wonder Years, The Smith Street Band,
JohnnyoftheWell 10.11.23	5.0 classic Anthony Braxton 12 Duets (DCWM) 2012 Billie Holiday Lady Day: The Best of Billie Holiday Blue Heron (MA) Ockeghem: Complete Songs Volume 1 Dr. Buzzard's Original Savannah Band Dr. Buzzard's Original Savannah Band George Mukabi Sengula Nakupenda Gustav Leonhardt Bach: The Art of the Fugue Kaoru Abe Mort à crédit Kleistwahr Myth Mark Ernestus’ Ndagga Rhythm Force Yermande Toshiya Tsunoda Extract From Field Recording Archive #2 Vikki Jackman, Andrew Chalk and Jean-Noel Rebilly A Paper Doll's Whisper of Spring Yannick Dauby 蛙蛙哇！Songs of the Frogs of Taiwan
botb 10.11.23	Jesus lizard Mf doom
Havey 10.11.23	um a couple of those may be stinky but they have complex flavor profiles once you get past the strong aroma ok
mkmusic1995 10.11.23	Kayo Dot Portishead
Feather 10.11.23	Very original burn havey!
Ryus 10.11.23	i didnt know it was possible to dislike DOOM
Pikazilla 10.11.23	DOOM is my favourite first-person shooter
Ryus 10.11.23	i dont like FPSes but i played some and it was pretty fun
Demon of the Fall 10.11.23	Yeah modern FPS’s suck tbh, but DOOM / Quake etc rule (also Timesplitters!)
0xME 10.11.23	1. Kayo Dot 2. MF DOOM
YoYoMancuso 10.11.23	1. Kayo Dot 2. MF DOOM
bludngorevidal 10.11.23	1. The Jesus Lizard 2. Portishead
Havey 10.12.23	in case u keep a running tally, i'll mention that i have (in a rare lapse of taste) changed my vote to Kayo Dot
MoM 10.12.23	“ Ngl I fully expected the Jesus Lizard to get curbstomped by Carissa's Wierd, Siouxsie and maybe Nick Cave. Biggest dark horse of the royale” They should’ve gotten stomped by at least CW or Siouxsie. They’re great, but they’re only The Jesus Lizard
fogza 10.12.23	"They should’ve gotten stomped by at least CW or Siouxsie" Maybe Siouxsie but definitely not CW
MoM 10.12.23	ESPECIALLY CW
JohnnyoftheWell 10.12.23	yeah ngl CW probs the easiest vote against the Lizard so far cmon, they easily have enough earnestly-staring-out-of-the-window tracks to be fogzapilled
fogza 10.12.23	dunno they give me huge precocious teenage diary vibes
JohnnyoftheWell 10.12.23	too much sertraline not enough sex // you adult-shelled too fast and are still paying the price // my rate is $50/hr
fogza 10.12.23	i want in rainbows rates // i have £0.90 and a bag of jakeman's lozenges as my therapy budget
JohnnyoftheWell 10.12.23	hmm bet CLOSING SOON ! will be a short delay between the end of this and the FINAL, as these results are gonna have to be edited into the royale movie
Mort. 10.12.23	Coming off sertaline right now Can’t wait for my untethered productivity to come through and bare the fruits that will provide me with consumer goods, thereby ascending the social hierarchy
Pikazilla 10.12.23	this is going to be one of the most one-sided finals ever
Winesburgohio 10.12.23	1. The Jesus Lizard 2. MF Doom hmm struggled a little without the template but I think I got there
PotsyTater 10.13.23	1. Kayo Dot 2. Portishead
neekafat 10.13.23	1. Kayo Dot 2. Portishead
Ryus 10.13.23	goodbye DOOM i will be voting for k. dot in the finals
PotsyTater 10.13.23	I wouldn’t expect anything less from your whack lil darkie stanning ass
JohnnyoftheWell 10.13.23	lol ROUND CLOSED um results coming soon via movie??
Mort. 10.13.23	thank you for all your work john nathan
evilford 10.13.23	MF DOOM fuck
DoofDoof 10.13.23	I'm not sure what Portishead winning this comp in 2023 would mean, just three albums and haven't released anything in ages - a reasonably big band for me but yeah, bit of a surprise if that happens
SomeCallMeTim 10.13.23	DOOM vs TJL would have been a mood
DoofDoof 10.13.23	Dr Doom vs The Justice League mood?
MoM 10.13.23	Unlimited mood
ArsMoriendi 10.13.23	Cocteau Twins would’ve made more sense seeing how much more their threads are bumped than a Portishead, but I guess I’m voting for Portis
JohnnyoftheWell 10.15.23	RESULTS AVAILABLE HERE: https://www.bitchute.com/video/ra106xYrsCVr/ The first person to identify 15+ pieces of music used in this video (artist+trackname) will be allowed to pick any artist for guaranteed inclusion in next year's royale
AdamMontanari 10.15.23	Freakin' hysterical! Or I'm drunk... Or both!!
Pikazilla 10.15.23	'The first person to identify 15+ pieces of music used in this video (artist+trackname) will be allowed to pick any artist for guaranteed inclusion in next year's royale' proceeds to put in that obscure cybergrind thing, which shazam has mistaken for a shortcircuting roomba fighting a pissed off calico cat, and which he rec'd to a whopping total of five people who were too drunk to have the mental capacity to process what was going on in their head and on their phone screen
Mort. 10.15.23	just watched that whole thing why?
Mort. 10.15.23	(cos i wanted to see shiner mentioned)
JohnnyoftheWell 10.15.23	what are the Shiner memes can they appear next year will they make it to the quarters aaaah
constantchange 10.15.23	whoa we're doing another one of these? damb
constantchange 10.15.23	yaya get Shiner in there Mort you got this
JohnnyoftheWell 10.15.23	Shiner got kicked by Ulver in round 1 RIP
DoofDoof 10.15.23	The Pig Destroyer sections were perfect
AsleepInTheBack 10.15.23	What is that cybergrind thing I must have it oh wait is it crisis sigil? Good game thanks for all the fish Pig destroyer better story arc than some story arcs
JesperL 10.15.23	what a magical video
anat 10.15.23	ftr i quit because johnny told me to so he could have an early video plot twist
Havey 10.15.23	if i can count the deviant rant (it's music imo) i know 13 pieces of music in that vid...
AsleepInTheBack 10.15.23	Why have i now watched this twice