JohnnyoftheWell: Menposting = BANNED

JohnnyoftheWell 08.01.23	FEATUR- I mean let's fucking go.
SteakByrnes 08.01.23	I will abuse this power
Snake. 08.01.23	you’re gonna introduce kenposting without conversely promoting ken mode L
Pikazilla 08.01.23	kens
Koris 08.01.23	Hawks is gonna be pissed
Hyperion1001 08.01.23	I will personally pay the fines of all menposters. don’t bow to tyranny!
ffs 08.01.23	if you ban saying men then you also ban saying semen, which leaves a lot of us with not much to talk about
Sunnyvale 08.01.23	Can I get an amen? Now I'm off to eat some ramen.
Pikazilla 08.01.23	okay, sunnyken
JohnnyoftheWell 08.01.23	lol ken, you sure showed him
Sinternet 08.01.23	did someone say kenposting? https://e.snmc.io/i/1200/s/65e797f657d3bf2061d69dc1c50f56e0/8189398
Hawks 08.01.23	Men will not die.
Brabiz 08.01.23	I love men
SteakByrnes 08.01.23	reported hawks
zakalwe 08.01.23	Please don’t say ‘sucks’ John
ToSmokMuzyki 08.01.23	https://youtu.be/MujRLvZ61jE?t=27
JohnnyoftheWell 08.01.23	"reported hawks" based "I love men" based "Please don’t say ‘sucks’ John" eat multiple dicks
Hawks 08.01.23	Lmaoooo
YoYoMancuso 08.01.23	ffs forever best user
pizzamachine 08.01.23	Very menly list m/en
MoM 08.01.23	Nicer dicer
Wildcardbitchesss 08.01.23	just saw hawks fall to his knees in a wendys parking lot
Hawks 08.01.23	Hahahahahahaha
anat 08.01.23	glenposting era starts now
Hawks 08.01.23	The year is 1984. I first discover Ride The Lightning in November of the year. It was snowing outside and it was very cold men. I put record on,, It start with medival style music, and then when in calm place? Thunder guitar take control! This is great start for this record men. Lars Ulrich is the drums for this record and at end of song, he is the lightning with bass pedal and snare madness! After this song the name of record is a song and plays well. For Whom The Bell Tolls is up and it deliver best of Metallica riff by Cliff Burton. He play guitar men? hhehehe this is bass! I can believe this. Then best Metallica song is playing,, soft music and guitars. Fade To Black is hitting me hard and it build up with epic solo and chill feeling of depressed. Trapped Under Ice brings energy back to the life here with great open riff by James Hetfield. Escape is starting up and Kirk Hammett is playing on the leads here men. This is song of good structure and deliver a good fade out ending. Here we go men! This moment we wait for! Creeping Death! This song is Metallica well known effort and it is personal favorite of my listens today. This song is about the times of Bible in Christian lore men. I believe this happen and is scary song. The end is no vocals and has great style for close the album up. The Call Of Ktulu is epic! Dave Mustaine has wrote this song when he was playing with the Metallica men,, if you did know. The last riff of song end this record and it is best way to ever end. I have never listen to better ending for any recording and I listen to many metal! This is all I say about Ride The Lightning. Thank for reading and apology for english is not good.
SlothcoreSam 08.01.23	Amen
JayEnder 08.01.23	Behold, my final legacy to this piece of shit site.
SomeCallMeTim 08.01.23	I'm just ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
DaveyMonsoon 08.01.23	Right you are, Ken!
DePlazz 08.01.23	Kensplaining It's raining men, hallelujah
SomeCallMeTim 08.01.23	There was nothing we could do about it. Johnny was a made man and Hawks wasn't.
JohnnyoftheWell 08.01.23	All Kens are equally manufactured, excuse me
kalkwiese 08.01.23	Desdinova's legacy will never menish - er - vanish! Fade To Ken will always give me chills
0GuyMan0 08.01.23	was desdinova really worth all this
calmrose 08.01.23	desdinova was a shitty alt of an even shittier user
kalkwiese 08.01.23	Whose alt has desdinova been? He truly knew the site well, otherwise he could not have been able to habe 3 soundoffs for Ride The Lightning
calmrose 08.01.23	desdinova was an Aiwaz alt
kalkwiese 08.01.23	Huh, it kind of makes sense all of a sudden
0GuyMan0 08.02.23	quite the impact, obviously
MeatSalad 08.02.23	Dang dude I'm never gonna reach 20k comments now
Koris 08.02.23	Yea, my final legacy to this piece-of-shit site. This was one of my favourite sites of all time. I had a lot of different friends that shared the same music as I liked, but more and more assholes joined the site and my friends got banned or the simply quit visiting the site Feel free to create multiple user-accounts to flame me and this review. I don't fucking care anymore. I'm done with this site. God-like thanks to South_Of-Heaven_11, Shadows, Cravinov_13, Silent_Echo, BallsToTheWalls, Rattlehead and a few others. I hope that you will have a good life ahead of you, but this is my final farewell... Thank you Sputnik music for giving me the opportunity to discover new music and friends... metal will always stand tall m/ m/
SomeCallMeTim 08.02.23	rib
PitchforkArms 08.02.23	johnny is kenough
MetalMarcJK 08.02.23	Men m/
evilford 08.02.23	Nicer Dicer [2] Men [2]
Vinnymcscoop 08.02.23	That's OK(en) with me(n)
VlacDrac 08.02.23	RIP Hawks
Koris 08.02.23	Holy shit, a Mastodon guitar solo
Sabrutin 08.02.23	Sludgy, proggy
JohnnyoftheWell 08.02.23	Haven't seen a single menpost in the wild in like 10 whole hours, good job Kens!
Relinquished 08.02.23	this is fucken dum
izakaya 08.02.23	more kentent like this pls
Hawks 08.02.23	Yea, my final legacy to this piece-of-shit site. This was one of my favourite sites of all time. I had a lot of different friends that shared the same music as I liked, but more and more assholes joined the site and my friends got banned or the simply quit visiting the site Feel free to create multiple user-accounts to flame me and this review. I don't fucking care anymore. I'm done with this site. God-like thanks to South_Of-Heaven_11, Shadows, Cravinov_13, Silent_Echo, BallsToTheWalls, Rattlehead and a few others. I hope that you will have a good life ahead of you, but this is my final farewell... Thank you Sputnik music for giving me the opportunity to discover new music and friends... metal will always stand tall m/ m/
Relinquished 08.02.23	lmao who was that again
nash1311 08.02.23	#1 is #1 yeah
nash1311 08.02.23	“just saw hawks fall to his knees in a wendys parking lot” Holy shit this got me. Well done
Egarran 08.02.23	We are synced in kenstruation.
SomeCallMeTim 08.02.23	need a full comprehensive list of sput copypastas
SomeCallMeTim 08.02.23	Sludgy, Proggy, intense and one hell of a ride. I'm not surprised that Ken I Trust is becoming more popular; their discography is too damn awesome to not be recognized.
JohnnyoftheWell 08.02.23	Ah, so the students have become the kentor
JoyfulPlatypus 08.02.23	probably not a copypasta but "I feel like this is his/her/their Sempiternal imo" should be one of them
BookoftheFallen 08.03.23	Can we still post about Manowar?
JohnnyoftheWell 08.03.23	"Can we still post about Manowar? yes "menowar m/" no
FREETHEGUYS 08.03.23	something something whatever pooplol said about fucking your mom
ramon. 08.03.23	while ur at it can we also consider a character limit somewhere below two trillion for profile names
FREETHEGUYS 08.03.23	hell nah that shits based !!
MO 08.03.23	"lmao who was that again" wasn't that dethrasher? damnation 1.5 review lol
nash1311 08.03.23	@ramon got eeeem!
PotsyTater 08.03.23	Thank you for doing this
evilford 08.03.23	Yeah dethtrasher
ToSmokMuzyki 08.03.23	changing my name to ToMenMenzyki
Storm In A Teacup 08.03.23	Tempted to send you my song Hawks Kill Men instead of Spawn McFarlane.
Hawks 08.03.23	Great thread lol. Also yes good ole Dethrasher.
BaselineOOO 08.04.23	I 'ate men
ToSmokMuzyki 08.04.23	men posting = balls
twlight 08.04.23	What's a Men?
twlight 08.04.23	I don't think men exist here anymore
twlight 08.04.23	Ban me I dare you. I would welcome it
Sabrutin 08.04.23	what about mensplaining
Hawks 08.04.23	my review is delete? hehehe okay I get picture I am ridicule. I leave webpage now men,, so long friend,, Я буду по всем вам скучать
Sabrutin 08.04.23	Аспид lyrics
Egarran 08.04.23	Itt we are burning the patriarchy.
Hawks 08.04.23	The year is 1984. I first discover Ride The Lightning in November of the year. It was snowing outside and it was very cold men. I put record on,, It start with medival style music, and then when in calm place? Thunder guitar take control! This is great start for this record men. Lars Ulrich is the drums for this record and at end of song, he is the lightning with bass pedal and snare madness! After this song the name of record is a song and plays well. For Whom The Bell Tolls is up and it deliver best of Metallica riff by Cliff Burton. He play guitar men? hhehehe this is bass! I can believe this. Then best Metallica song is playing,, soft music and guitars. Fade To Black is hitting me hard and it build up with epic solo and chill feeling of depressed. Trapped Under Ice brings energy back to the life here with great open riff by James Hetfield. Escape is starting up and Kirk Hammett is playing on the leads here men. This is song of good structure and deliver a good fade out ending. Here we go men! This moment we wait for! Creeping Death! This song is Metallica well known effort and it is personal favorite of my listens today. This song is about the times of Bible in Christian lore men. I believe this happen and is scary song. The end is no vocals and has great style for close the album up. The Call Of Ktulu is epic! Dave Mustaine has wrote this song when he was playing with the Metallica men,, if you did know. The last riff of song end this record and it is best way to ever end. I have never listen to better ending for any recording and I listen to many metal! This is all I say about Ride The Lightning. Thank for reading and apology for english is not good.
JohnnyoftheWell 08.04.23	Good evening Menposting is banned Carry on
Hawks 08.04.23	my review is delete? hehehe okay I get picture I am ridicule. I leave webpage now men,, so long friend,, Я буду по всем вам скучать
Sabrutin 08.04.23	Ария perhaps
Hawks 08.04.23	M/EN
anarchistfish 08.04.23	Amen to this list
onionbubs 08.04.23	does kenposting mean that steak's alter ego is esteemed documentarian KenByrnes?
Storm In A Teacup 08.04.23	Johnny I dont care what you say I am still down to jam Men Without Hats.
JohnnyoftheWell 08.05.23	well STORM you say that but
Egarran 08.05.23	we do not negotiate with terrorists
Storm In A Teacup 08.05.23	I can dance if I want to 🧚‍♂️🧚‍♀️🧚
JohnnyoftheWell 08.05.23	is that a glassjaw lyric why am i reading it in daryl palumbo's voice
ToSmokMuzyki 08.08.23	why is this still featured
JohnnyoftheWell 08.08.23	because menposting is still banned obviously
Storm In A Teacup 08.08.23	It is a Men Without Hats lyric
Storm In A Teacup 08.08.23	Or, from your perspective, it is a Without Hats lyric.
ToSmokMuzyki 08.08.23	adding this list to your reasons for getting banned
hasan 08.09.23	HasanMedia
evilford 08.09.23	Sup hasan
Havey 08.09.23	i have decided to ban lfgposting. effective immediately
JohnnyoftheWell 08.09.23	feature it or return to your sunless misery cave
SIMBOLIC 08.09.23	I don’t usually listen to pop music ( I’m an Opeth fan actually) But list rules! M/en
hasan 08.11.23	evil ford hi bro im good hope you are good on the web site SIMBOL you do not listen to pop CDs???? what
SIMBOLIC 08.11.23	Haha I dabble it is an old meme. But I’m not funny 😕
normaloctagon 08.11.23	asking for a friend is me posting still banned?
Storm In A Teacup 08.11.23	Would be quite the timing if aliens found us at the height of memes and trolls.
Storm In A Teacup 08.11.23	"Men, these humans are all over the place, in every regard."
normaloctagon 08.11.23	My alien crying Me: so this is menposting
DType 08.11.23	Long live the menposting
Minortimbo12 08.14.23	aglet
JohnnyoftheWell 08.14.23	no posting timbo you are entering a world of pain
Minortimbo12 08.14.23	you cant hurt me
ToSmokMuzyki 08.14.23	a metal or plastic tube fixed tightly around each end of a shoelace.
Hawks 08.14.23	album is sick/their best work. spuntik's userbase has always and will always be flannel wearing folds arms at shows except when drinking an ipa thick framed glasses small beanie with scruffy facial hair incels or has a 4/10 gf who is unsatisfied sexually. i am 0% surprised anytime they give low reviews to anything with 7 or 8 strings and low growls. 0%.
Egarran 08.14.23	A G L E T Don't forget it!
Minortimbo12 08.15.23	A G L E T AAAAAGLLLLLLEEEEETTTTT lmfao
JohnnyoftheWell 09.03.23	AGGRESSIVE REMINDER thank you egadden
Egarran 09.03.23	I can feel huge gears moving.
JohnnyoftheWell 09.30.23	I can feel huge throats clearing lfg
FreakMachine 09.30.23	wow you're actually sad enough to spend time deleting daft posts like that. no wonder the site's a shadow of what it used to be.
JohnnyoftheWell 09.30.23	kiddo you are allowed to post openly here because of bogus legal threats and have been spamming the frontpage into dust all day, don't get me started on symptoms of decline
FreakMachine 09.30.23	"bogus legal threats" I just explained in your shoutbox why these were not bogus and this is easily provable. Never call me a liar, that's one thing i'm not. "have been spamming the frontpage into dust all day" Point taken, i'll chill with it. "don't get me started on symptoms of decline" I predate you and half the mods on this site (no, Skele was not my first account). I can tell you all about the symptoms of decline. Regardless, have a nice day m/
budgie 09.30.23	internet memes have always been second hand embarrassment shit i agree ban menposting sry hwks but its awful i am on team johnny
PotsyTater 09.30.23	It’s not defamation if it’s true super mega giga chief As a compromise to the menposting debate I propose we do ban men-posting, but as a peace offering we send bibs to all current men-posters to help them stop drooling on their shirts
Spec 09.30.23	iNtErNeT mEmEs HaVe AlWaYs BeEn SeCoNd HaNd EmBaRaSsMeNt Grow up bro.
budgie 09.30.23	interesting
Hawks 09.30.23	LMAOOOOO THIS IS HILARIOUS
FreakMachine 09.30.23	"It’s not defamation if it’s true super mega giga chief " Except what has been said about me is demonstrably false and trolling. And therefore yes it legally is defamation and also libel. The two aren't the same thing but the two are absolutely what it goes down as, and the fact it was a moderator who banned me for that exact reason, captured in a screencap I sent to mx ensures that that remains the case. But I'm not getting drawn into a lengthy debate about my situation regardless. I'm here for the music, and i've tried to do just that. I just think it's shitty that my brother's account (wicka4392) managed to get banned purely because he logged in on my internet once.
budgie 09.30.23	ah freakmachine is wicka4392. i knew it
Spec 09.30.23	No it’s his brothers that’s what he said.
FreakMachine 09.30.23	nope, my brother's account.
budgie 09.30.23	you may have fooled sputnik but you will never fool the bird
Spec 09.30.23	Damn skele you’re really bringing my high down.
SomeCallMeTim 09.30.23	lmao pots
SomeCallMeTim 09.30.23	Everyone’s brother has a Sputnikmusic.com account
FreakMachine 09.30.23	"you may have fooled sputnik but you will never fool the bird " the bird who wasnt even around when i was active historically.
JohnnyoftheWell 09.30.23	budgie has seen more horror movies than anyone else on sput he is amply equipped here
MoM 09.30.23	https://youtu.be/InPKr6RwKps?si=5gbmAQM1y_qe4idt
FreakMachine 09.30.23	shit whatever happened to Snox
FreakMachine 09.30.23	false allegations
bellovddd 09.30.23	anyone got some popcorn shits good.
FreakMachine 09.30.23	trolling.
SomeCallMeTim 09.30.23	When the NPCs start fighting
FreakMachine 09.30.23	"it took you the better part of a decade to come up with the “lol just kidding” defence eh" What, you mean late last year when it actually happened? Nice try Colton : )
Ryus 09.30.23	does not seem very wise to me to "troll" about something like that...
Sinternet 09.30.23	https://web.archive.org/web/20140308151747/https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/teen-s-bizarre-behaviour-threatening-kill-girl/story-20783633-detail/story.html
FreakMachine 09.30.23	"does not seem very wise to me to "troll" about something like that..." That's the thing, I've trolled various places about varying different things. I go through phases. The reasoning? I want to be disliked, I want people to be irritated by my presence. I get a huge enjoyment out of that . Well, got one. I don't so much anymore, I'm pretty settled now.
FreakMachine 09.30.23	Yea, well done Sinternet, I got done for a sectino 2 harrassment, max sentence 6 months. What the article doesn't tell you is that many of the statements made about me were refuted, leading to the dropping to that charge. and that I successfully appealed the charge last year, and had it dropped to a caution. You see, one random newspaper article doesn't tell you the complete picture.
JohnnyoftheWell 09.30.23	what is one stray newspaper article in wasteland of millie bobby brown/jenna ortega/billie eilish posts huh
FreakMachine 09.30.23	A newspaper article that has nothing to do with what Sinternet just referred to me as, given i was 17 at the time of arrest. And last I checked, the only one of those I actually like is Jenna Ortega, who is 20. Keep trying though, eventually you might land something but I doubt it HIGHLY.
budgie 09.30.23	"https://web.archive.org/web/20140308151747/https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/teen-s-bizarre-behaviour-threatening-kill-girl/story-20783633-detail/story.html" wghatttt theee fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
budgie 09.30.23	no amt of horror movies can equip you for that
FreakMachine 09.30.23	Didn't threaten to rape anyone, that was debunked and I got an apology afterwards from the Telegraph. It was something that was raised day one of the trial and thrown out. The person in question was someone i was seeing until a few weeks before. Then we split and they took the piss outta my dead homie. I'm not proud of any of this. I was 17 at the time. Y'all own local papers have to issue apologies all the time, yet y'all act like y'all know shit about my life. That's all good, it doesn't faze me. Fact is I got that case overturned last year. I have no record anymore, simply a caution for harrassment.
pizzamachine 09.30.23	“that was debunked and I got an apology afterwards from the Telegraph” Link? Do you have proof? Sput needs 2 know
Mort. 09.30.23	no they really dont need to know lol why cant you guys just leave him alone its so pitiful and ridiculous
FreakMachine 09.30.23	"Link? Do you have proof? Sput needs 2 know " What do you think they just announce it on their frontpage? Regardless, I'm done with this conversation. I've given my side of things, I genuinely could care less what you believe about me based on a very minor offence that happened 10 years ago, which I have atoned for as well as done 7 years in a psychiatric unit for mental recovery, when I was 17 years old. Your opinions mean very little, if anything to me. Have fun being the pathetic little creatures who take the moral high ground on people without having ever experienced genuine hardships in life. For the record, I'm now qualified as a psychologist and also have a Hons degree in Arts and humanities - two degrees more than half of y'all - have a lovely partner, and spend the vast majority of my time working for NHS recovery college voluntarily to help people get out the drug addled, sexually abused lifestyle I grew up in. When anyone on here has been through that, or had their best friend commit suicide when they were 16, and got through it with no hiccups then their opinion will be valid to me. I'm done with this conversation, y'all can keep ripping on me all you want. I'm proud of who i've become
Mort. 09.30.23	lol get a grip colton youre such a pathetic little worm
pizzamachine 09.30.23	“What do you think they just announce it on their frontpage?” If they did that would’ve been great lol, cause sput is so up in arms about this
Sinternet 09.30.23	skele mega cope on display its no big deal guys he only was "with" a 14 year old when he was '17', no issue there the guy is apparently now a 'qualified psychologist' with 'two degrees' in between making sexual comments about underage girls and praising the genocide of ethnic minorities - no biggie what's more, no one else ever struggled or had traumatic events happen to them as a child, so everything is a-ok, you just need to get off hjs back
pizzamachine 09.30.23	Oh shit we’re still going nvm
JeetJeet 09.30.23	Shit getting ugly in here lemme pull up a chair rq
JohnnyoftheWell 09.30.23	"which I have atoned for as well" you've done fuckall to atone to this community and if your pride in your academic and volunteer records are really more important to you than the opinions of people on this site, then get your arse gone and focus on them instead of continually forcing yourself on us
budgie 09.30.23	pathetic little worm is the best disney villain insult ever omg im stealin it
Mort. 09.30.23	its a personal favourite of mine it also reminds me of a particularly old and dissapointed teacher or a similar authority figure
Mort. 09.30.23	also a good insult for bullies
budgie 09.30.23	silence u pathetic little worm
Mort. 09.30.23	: 0
pizzamachine 09.30.23	List needz moar Opeth
Spec 09.30.23	Check Vheissu.
MoM 09.30.23	“ without having ever experienced genuine hardships in life.” 🎻 So true, none of us have ever been suicidal, none of us have ever been raped or sexually assaulted, none of us have ever had people we love die, none us have ever been homeless, none of us have ever had to defend our lives from abusers or muggers or anyone, etc., etc. none of us have ever been through shit. Right, Mr. “I qualify as a psychologist,” which, join the club. A lot of us have been through fucked up shit, but guess what?! None of us use that to justify our mistakes or to continually make creepy comments about actresses who regularly play teenagers because they look the part well (yeah, yeah, they’re not teenagers, but when you stroke off to Wednesday, guess what she’s pretending to be?), and all the other dumb shit you say. You’ll use your woe-is-me bullshit and your “i want people to hate me, but not really, even though i continue to make my presence known to a site where hardly anyone wants me here” crap. You’ll use your supposed good life and good deeds offline to fellate yourself online, but here you are. You’ll condescend and belittle with “I’ve been using this site longer lololol” and that just makes you look even sadder because you’re so desperate to be here. Goddamn. Fuck this shit.
budgie 09.30.23	what is M o M an acronym of

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