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SputRoyale: WINNER 2022

WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtsjIrcKXLo
1Pink Floyd
The Dark Side of the Moon


Here are the results: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtsjIrcKXLo

Credit to Jesper for this most stirring of movietapes get it on lessgo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtsjIrcKXLo
2Dream Dolphin
Love Eating Alien


[spoiler alert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtsjIrcKXLo
3Unwound
Fake Train


After winning a total of 31 of the 49 intelligible/eligible votes cast, the winner of the 2022 Sputnik Royale is: UNWOUND!

Put your hands together for this most blessed of bands and their perfect discography. Make some noise and smash some TVs. Get excited. It's a stupid day on this day, etc..
4David Bowie
Aladdin Sane


Pour one out for David Bowie, who will be taking a hiatus for at least the next year (along with many other artists who were returned for this year - time for change!)
5Boris
Flood


Unwound now join the SputRoyale Hall of Fame, which goes as such:

2020: Pink Floyd
2021: Boris
2022: Unwound
2023: ?


SputRoyale will be back in a new, improved form next year! We're always looking to improve the formula and include as many different artists as possible - please comment any suggestions or send them through to us at whatever point.

Huge thanks to everyone else in the Committee for being fab and to EVERYONE WHO BOTHERED TO VOTE for being even fabber. Pour one out for Demon of the Fall (who never quite got it) and for Storm in a Teacup (whose hopes fell). SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!!!!
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