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Dark Academia

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1Wovenhand
Woven Hand


Alright, so I usually make zero effort to tune into any tiktok bs and find it rather Un Cool to rag on it purely because haha attention-sapped zoomer shite, but this one got me double taking and I am unsure how I feel about it and would like your OPINIONS please!
2Claude Debussy
La mer (The Sea), L. 109


The ~~vibe~~ is basically a shitton of argyle sweaters + leatherbound/hardcover texts (bonus point for parchment/wax seals etc) + handwriting + emphasis on [neo]classical architecture and modernist literature. Hit up a google img search - yes - you see.

It's the kind of thing that would have been treated as a straight parody of crusty and/or pretentious pseudo-literates even ten years ago, but now it's hailed as a comfy movement because it's given bookgeeks of all backgrounds an appreciative, inclusive scene to flex how they read Crime and Punishment when they were 12. I don't necessarily hate that.
3Lana del Rey
Chemtrails Over The Country Club


I have Questions about the """dark"""-centric branding, which as far as I can see seems to nod to 1) the gothic overtones of (some of) the movement's sources texts and (mainly) 2) a load of good ol' tumblr-inherited edgecred

On the one hand, it's actually kinda cool that Tiktok is finally fuelling a movement promoting engagement with Off The Grid media that demands significant time and engagement of attention, so fair shits to anyone who's finally kicked themselves into reading To The Lighthouse because some e-rando's heavily besweatered debrief clip made it look cool and/or sexy

On the other hand, Tiktok is a terrible discussion platform for texts as profound as the ones the scene is juggling (these the kinds of books you read books about, thank you v much 10 minute time limit), and I have firm reservations about the balance of open-minded personal engagement and attainment-complex--driven trophyism it actually encourages in its members. Maybe this is unfair, but I've always seen lit as something first and foremost solitary and personal, and it just seems awkward to me to see it propping up such heavily exhibitionist output
4St. Vincent
MassEducation


A large proportion of the movement seems to draw on the image and (imagined?) lifestyle of traditional British boarding schools, and ig I'm

1) glad the elitism of that culture is being reclaimed on an open platform
2) not at all glad that the still-heavily-underdiscussed (unless it concerns a successful politician) levels of traumatic parental separation and empathic impairment associated with boarding schools are being so freely reduced to an aesthetic to begin with
5Joni Mitchell
Blue


The aesthetic itself is something I used to think was pretty cool with people I knew who did unprompted adjacent things on their own terms, but in this guise takes on that classic e-movement sense of templates templating other templates and just makes me think that, gawd, did none of these people get the memo that the OGs of this style were too cool to imitate

...but once again, the Look/culture carries such exclusivist connotations that there's some good in seeing that particular bubble burst. nothing like the copy/paste function for dismantling subcultures people have long been overly precious about
6Kate Bush
The Sensual World


tl;dr is this basically the gender-equalised queer-friendly version of that wave of insufferable BOY teenagers who used to upload rounds of Infinite Jest and Gravity's Rainbow selfies (+ greater fidelity to the literary c-c-canon + ginormous harry potter fetish)
7The National
Trouble Will Find Me


(i was 100% one of those selfie people and there is no hatred stronger than self-hatred)

list is vaguely what i'd imagine a dark academia mix to contain
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