one day hades went outside to buy a new dog, for he wanted a dog. he walked down the street and stared at the sky PSYCH there was no sky. he went onward. he went to the supermarket. there were no dogs only pomegranates (IMPORTED FROM MEXICO fuckin obviously).
new promotions have happened new dogs are in the doghouse they are yapping and wschnuffing and doing pretty grand. feck it's crowded in here. i have cooled my jets while they erupt all over the shop. here are the dogs and their dispositions:
dog 1: KOMPYS. kompys is a terrier, but the cool thoughtful kind not the dumb kind. this is true. terriers, along with sausage dogs, are the only dogs you can conceivably visualise reading the newspaper
dog 2: dmatthias. dmat is a rayapalayam but like a puppy version staring at the world sadly and hoping for better. when he is a bigger dog will the world be a better world?
