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Every Rolo Tomassi song ranked

aka part of my incentive to touch base with their discog *and* dig deeper into the new one. ranking is v approximate and the new songs will likely shift significantly etcetcetc.. will drop a rev tomorrow or the day after.
55Rolo Tomassi
Cosmology


Kasia - a lot of people love this etc, but i don’t! the melodies are weak! the delivery is weak! the song structure is awkward as all hell and not in a fun way like French Motel or Party Wounds. not good!!
54Rolo Tomassi
Astraea


The Scales of Balance - should have been 2-3 three different songs. impressive moments, cumbersome as a whole
53Rolo Tomassi
Hysterics


Trojan Measures - it is amazing how many notes of music this song contains for a song that is one minute long.
52Rolo Tomassi
Hysterics


Macabre Charade - macabre macabre carrot carrot
51Rolo Tomassi
Cosmology


Katzenklavier - this doesn’t really count as a song, but it’s such a funny way to open this weirdo album that we shall roll with it. great bait
50Rolo Tomassi
Cosmology


Unromance - Empiresk but more worse. boring riff sorry sorry too long
49Rolo Tomassi
Time Will Die And Love Will Bury It


Risen - bit of a nonevent as a closer hmm ok
48Rolo Tomassi
Hysterics


Abraxas - THE SYNTHS ARE FREAKING THE CAT OUT AGAIN shutup diva
47Rolo Tomassi
Where Myth Becomes Memory


Cloaked - yh that djunzdjunez djunezzzzzz bullshit can fuck right off. otherwise, this has grown on me. terrible lead single, but adequate as a First Moment of Album Heaviness it passes nice
46Rolo Tomassi
Hysterics


Scabs - unstoppable ecstasy of jank!!!!
45Rolo Tomassi
Cosmology


Sakia - this one starts out a lil bit mathband doing math things, and not in a fun way, but that second half is a melodic-into-heavy big treat. kinda accomplishes everything Kasia took 5 minutes to drop the ball over in like under half that time. told you this album was fucked
44Rolo Tomassi
Where Myth Becomes Memory


Stumbling - this is very nice is it an interlude? Eva sing good.
43Rolo Tomassi
Where Myth Becomes Memory


Closer - mmmmmm it is nice. and moving. and maybe pure and maybe cheesy. everyone’s heard this by now - it’s kinda lovely, but i don’t want it on repeat
42Rolo Tomassi
Hysterics


I Love Turbulence - hahaha so tru quirky this song doesn’t work at all and that’s why it works i get it
41Rolo Tomassi
Astraea


Empiresk - gorgeous, gorgeous clean first half / turns into a No World For Tomorrow bside halfway through. Cool.
40Rolo Tomassi
Grievances


Stage Knives - mmm good, several pinches overrated. doesn’t quite hang together for me samba samba
39Rolo Tomassi
Cosmology


Agamemnon - desynchronised mess of a song, awkwardly entertaining until the band remember that they are playing a music album 25 seconds before the end. carnage ensues
38Rolo Tomassi
Hysterics


Fantasia - no-one has ever made it to the end of this song
37Rolo Tomassi
Astraea


Remancer - enjoyable mathrage powwow shortie
36Rolo Tomassi
Astraea


Gloam - classic Astraea case of the band juggling a load of individually engaging ideas that they didn’t seem confident about weaving together. i vibe it, but there’s clear room for improvement. outro bangs
35Rolo Tomassi
Grievances


Crystal Cascades - James sings an atmospheric cleansong and it is lovely
34Rolo Tomassi
Time Will Die And Love Will Bury It


The Hollow Hour - very opusy opus song it is okay and good even
33Rolo Tomassi
Where Myth Becomes Memory


Labyrinthine - can you teach old dogs new maths ? whocares, maths is eternal! this is ugly and slow and disgustingroove and will make many people happy, but the main deal is the smoothness with which they sneak a soothing relax-bridge in there seamlessly as ??? this band has come a long way
32Rolo Tomassi
Hysterics


Nine - nine WHATS huh. this kicks off with maybe my favourite moment on all of Hysterics and then the rest runs away and away and away. where does it go
31Rolo Tomassi
Time Will Die And Love Will Bury It


Alma Mater - slaps [123456789]. gotta hear this in sequence though, not nearly as satisfying on its own
30Rolo Tomassi
Astraea


Illunis - oooh this crept up on me, easily one of the tighter songs on Astraea. opener is a lovely halfway house between evil cosmometal and a halloween gameboy meltdown. second half is less great, but sets up Illuminare so okay okay
29Rolo Tomassi
Grievances


Raumdeuter - good track / meandering structure. dope creepy ambient synthbreak that should have been the whole song and had a meaningful transition into the outro. their version of Kayo Dot’s Marathon apart from not and not remotely as good. obviously!
28Rolo Tomassi
Where Myth Becomes Memory


To Resist Forgetting - frantic panicshit. very good, but not their most distinctive in this vein
27Rolo Tomassi
Time Will Die And Love Will Bury It


Contretemps - their best track for skincare advertising. it is nice.
26Rolo Tomassi
Time Will Die And Love Will Bury It


Aftermath - beautiful normcore. supposedly and probably actually their most accessible song but had to grow on me. wonderful final bridge well done, good twinkle. wanted to rate this lower at first, but there is no denying it!!
25Rolo Tomassi
Cosmology


French Motel - hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahaa this one is fucking cracked jankspank slamtime what the shit next i love
24Rolo Tomassi
Time Will Die And Love Will Bury It


Balancing the Dark - Opalescent jazzdarkvibe but heavy this time!!! okay!! quite a weird fit on TWD’s tracklist but i kinda like that about it. enjoy this side of their sound a lot
23Rolo Tomassi
Hysterics


Fofteen - yeah French Motel was gr9 but the best crackpan song from Hysterics is even better
22Rolo Tomassi
Where Myth Becomes Memory


Almost Always - if they commit to the twinkle, it had better be worth/////woaaa shimmershimmer gazehaze very nice very pretty good job. neat opener
21Rolo Tomassi
Where Myth Becomes Memory


The End of Eternity - this is a lovely big moment of warm resolution after a harrowing second half. lands just right, but feels like it’s maybe a little convenient as a Nice Ending?? Ah well. Just below Illuminare and just above Almost Always looks fine!!
20Rolo Tomassi
Astraea


Illuminare - pretty and loud and slow and desperate and cheesy and good, this is a great epic closer and full of the stuff that makes RT special sometimes often. not their best, but
19Rolo Tomassi
Cosmology


House House Casanova - one of RT’s best heavy flashinapan mathshits. gets me erry fuckin time it is ridiculous and silly big love
18Rolo Tomassi
Grievances


All That Has Gone Before - big scary darkarts closer for a big scary album. maybe a little overplayed, but phwoar that final hit is a bigun
17Rolo Tomassi
Where Myth Becomes Memory


Drip - i was intrigued but unsold by this as a single, but boi oh boi does it work splendidly as a “shit gets real” pivotmoment in the WMBW tracklist. sequencing works wonders, yo. fierce track.
16Rolo Tomassi
Astraea


Echopraxia - the last minute and a half of this is an excessive fucking beatdown from the band at their most mean-spirited and i love it vastly. the rest is pretty good. underrated track
15Rolo Tomassi
Cosmology


Party Wounds - absolutely one of their best live songs, goes hard as nails. erratic as all fuck but every section packs a ton of weight. beef beef beef.
14Rolo Tomassi
Time Will Die And Love Will Bury It


Whispers Among Us - stomps and spooks and violences. very very necessary dark breakup between two of TWD’s shiniest cuts. maybe a pinch underappreciated from that alb
13Rolo Tomassi
Astraea


Howl - fuckin stronk opener, this shit is all for eyeing up the end of the universe and getting PISSED. i am pissed.
12Rolo Tomassi
Where Myth Becomes Memory


Mutual Ruin - if you haven’t followed, the new record is more consistently solid than a big highlight affair, but i do really really really like this one. feels like a classic RT track in the best sense - am ranking that album while listening, without too much thought, but i wouldn’t be surprised if this ends up as my top pick. great stuff all round, big riffs cute piano good writing big mature. exciting!!!
11Rolo Tomassi
Astraea


Ex Luna Scientia - Astraea’s calling-card track, and for good reason. the diminished patterns in the verse riffs overstay their welcome a little, but otherwise this is RT at their tightest and toughest. great song
10Rolo Tomassi
Time Will Die And Love Will Bury It


Rituals - Funereal II but not quite as good but also shorter mmm fair shit. monster track on its own terms ig
9Rolo Tomassi
Where Myth Becomes Memory


Prescience - fucking bangs. Whispers x Alma Mater, and the song the latter dreamed of being. outroclimax is hairraising. excellent darkshit, good game ms. tomassi
8Rolo Tomassi
Hysterics


Oh, Hello Ghost - i cannot explain why i love this one so much it is a perfect opener and the nintendosynth completes it somehow. Eva sounds ridiculously young on that mantrathing before the heavybit. great atmos
7Rolo Tomassi
Grievances


The Embers - before Cloaked dropped and ruined literally everything, this was probs your go-to RT track for the basic bitch corebro. shit goes hard etcetc, replay value is a little lower than Grievances’ other highlights but still in the ballpark of fuck you
6Rolo Tomassi
Cosmology


Tongue in Chic - dogged as dogshit verse riffage, call-and-response skramz, big smelly PUNK ROCK chorus, yes yes yes. the entire second half of this has absolutely no business belonging to the same track, but it’s melodramatic and mysterious and probably Eva’s best clean part on the album excluding the closer so it is okay. maybe their most underrated song idk
5Rolo Tomassi
Time Will Die And Love Will Bury It


A Flood of Light - climactic twinkly TWD-tomassi at their best. gorgeous. bracing. cathartic!!!! huge song, absolutely the culmination of what this alb was going for. luv

ed. for a moment i did consider whether there could be any basis for sputnikuser pikazilla's seethe but then i remembered that the band dropped a load of balloons on me when they played this and it was cute so he is wrong always all the time about this song today and tomorrow
4Rolo Tomassi
Grievances


Opalescent - chills shivers darkjazz no stars in the sky atmosphere phowar magic. almost their best 100%ish melodicclean mostly track. beautiful performances, perfect songwriting and uggggh that outro. this is the money-song for this band being the boundary blurring geniusforce their press hypes them as
3Rolo Tomassi
Cosmology


Cosmology - forever the best RT closer. gosh the build on this is perfect. gosh those TONES are perfect lol this is the one moment on Cosmology-album where you double take and remember that heckin Diplo produced it. it is glorious pristine beautiful cosmic and others. they will almost certainly never top it.
2Rolo Tomassi
Grievances


Estranged - absolute nutso opener not as good as Cosmology but i do not care. nearly broke my neck to this live. hard as fossilised catshit do not fuck with me.
1Rolo Tomassi
Grievances


Funereal - not without competition, but this is both the best RT song and the most representative of all the things they do rly rly rly well. erratic changes of pace accommodate by fleetfooted songwriting and momentous performances, contrast between pretty pretty keyboardstuff with sections dark as satan’s arsehole, bombastic climactic outro that hits like a freight bike. it is the one.
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