CugnoBrasso
If being sexy is a crime, Im under arrest for selling ketamine to 5th graders
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Setting children ablaze via Bluetooth?

I'm straight up not having a good time with my neighbors. First, them children be screaming and making holes in the garden, then them children be using their polyamous tactics to seduce my hot wife who now wants to divorce, like, seriously? This is a particularly stressful moment for me as I am waiting for a phone call. I recently had a job interview, I really need the job.
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Interview was dope actually, even though they didn't feel like I needed to be informed about their policy regarding fap breaks, I guess I'll just figure that out on my own. But man, somebody please help me with these children, I know they have mobile phones and shit like that so please help me, is there a way to set them ablaze wirelessly? I hope I'm not coming off as transphobic but these children are really killing my vibes.
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