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Reviews 8
Approval 96%
Soundoffs 87
News Articles 14
Band Edits + Tags 147
Album Edits 135
Album Ratings 1213
Objectivity 87%
Last Active 12-05-20 9:13 pm
Joined 12-18-16
Review Comments 3,491
| Is she into me?
Into her I am, but the true question might lie elsewhere: does she share my appreciation? Irrefutable clues and hints plastered all over my fucking daily life, to you I leave da final verdict. | | 1 |  | converge
Bloodmoon: I
I broke into her home last month, the window was open. I headed for the kitchen, opened the fridge and started eating her pistachio ice cream, ending up swallowing a third of a pint of it. Her boyfriend got suspicious after hearing my saliva noises, then he found me and he was very mad. Her girlfriend joined us shortly after, my mouth covered in frozen pistachio cream. "Let's sue this fucker" said her BF, but she begged him to let me go. She wasn't forced to do this, and yet here we are. Does she like me? | | 2 |  | plebeian grandstand
Rien ne suffit
Of course it wasn't the only clue, I'm not so foolish lmao. I had to spend my weekend in prison because of this, and when I got out she called me on skype and asked me why I did it. I made some more saliva noises and she said she wants to get along with me, and she begged me not to do any more weird ass creepy stuff. She could have cut me out of her life, and yet, she did not. | | 3 |  | Julius Eastman
Unjust Malaise
So yeah, why am I writing this... the moral of the story is that I just got fined for unauthorized parking. I'm pissed, I even had a personal parking space nearby but it was taken for whatever reason. This really ruined my evening, cheer me up sputnik. | |
CugnoBrasso
11.23.21 | Can't wait to have a permanent job and go to work by public transport. | JDubb
11.23.21 | Another fish in the pond - go! | CugnoBrasso
11.23.21 | I'm a vegetarian | Relinquished
11.23.21 | nice pasta u fuckin veggiehead | ToSmokMuzyki
11.23.21 | stopped reading at the pistachio ice cream bit. that's a fucking felony | sixdegrees
11.24.21 | reported | sonictheplumber
11.24.21 | epic tales | YoYoMancuso
11.24.21 | You a raccoon or somethin fam? | MetalMarcJK
11.24.21 | She likes you.
Quit doing stupid shit
| LeddSledd
11.24.21 | you didn't eat enough ice cream | Piglet
11.24.21 | this is an extremely sophisticated shitpost. good job soldier i rate it 1/1 | Egarran
11.24.21 | I've heard that all women secretly love criminals and want to marry them and have conjugal visits with them.
So it looks like you're in there. | Sabrutin
11.24.21 | Alexa play Criminals by Katatonia | botb
11.24.21 | SOs come and go, pistachio ice cream is forever | twlight
11.24.21 | i think you have a chance! | mindleviticus
11.24.21 | dude you got this | CugnoBrasso
11.25.21 | Status update: we're married now and we just adopted our first child on ebay. | Purpl3Spartan
11.25.21 | I knew it | Egarran
11.25.21 | everybody saw that coming tbh | Piglet
11.25.21 | gg you deserve it king ✨🙌 | Morningrise767
11.25.21 | "Status update: we're married now and we just adopted our first child on ebay."
OMG Congratulations!!1!!! | parksungjoon
03.22.24 | dude what | CugnoBrasso
03.23.24 | What |
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