CugnoBrasso
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I WILL NEVER LISTEN TO YOU FOR FUCKS SAKE top 5

Friends and family tryna get me to do shit I do not intend to partake in, like, bitch my life is already depressing, I appreciate your effort to make it worse lmao but I'm too busy smoking dem crack joints and running away from dem responsibilities, ain't got time for your crap. Here's the top 5 things people tell me to do that I WILL NEVER DO.
6Pino Palladino and Blake Mills
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"You should wear a tie"

WHO THE FUCK WEARS A TIE WE'RE IN 2014 FOR FUCKS SAKE
5Death in June
But, What Ends When the Symbols Shatter?


"I know you hate anime but you should really give *random anime* a try"

DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PEDOPHILE WELL IM NOT THEREFORE I WILL NOT WATCH YOUR STUPID ANIME STOP ASKING JESUS
4matt elliott
Drinking Songs


"Take care of your mental health, go see a shrink."

PSYCHOLOGISTS ARE JUST HOMIES WHO CHARGE YOU FOR BEING YOUR FRIEND, WHY SHOULD I SUPPORT THIS RACKET SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM
3the armed
Only Love


"Stop reading novels/essays and read self-improvement/growth books"

I'd rather somebody summarised for me one of these self-improvement books with a convenient 4.minute YouTube video. Self-help books are 10 times longer than they need to be, and they're NOT HELPFUL
2rome
Flowers From Exile


"Wow Matt you're earning a decent amount of cash, you should start investing."

What the FUCK UR ASKING ME TO MAKE MONEY OFF WORKERS WHO EARN BELOW THE MINIMUM WAGE I WILL NEVER SUPPORT THE SYSTEM ЗАХВАТИТЬ СРЕДСТВА ПРОИЗВОДСТВА
1peter broderick
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"Use Tinder"

S-SHUT UP IM ATTRACTIVE, JUST WAIT AND YOU WILL SEE I'M ATTRACTIVE!!!!! I AM FUCKING ATTRACTIVE!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A FUCKING LOT OF MONEY although I'd definitely be richer if I invested IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME, I WILL FIND HER!!!!!!!!!!
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