JohnnyoftheWell
04.21.21 | this list is ranked and i do not agree with it
let's put more albums on it
and then BUMP and DROP some bois |
parksungjoon
04.21.21 | agree with some of these |
Muzz79
04.21.21 | I’m with you on 32 and 69. 33 I’d have a lot higher and 44 a bit lower. |
parksungjoon
04.21.21 | im with you on 69 |
Muzz79
04.21.21 | I thought that ! |
parksungjoon
04.21.21 | prove it |
parksungjoon
04.21.21 | hey johnny u know what else is a 3.9 |
parksungjoon
04.21.21 | strap it on by helmet [: |
Muzz79
04.21.21 | 9 and 10 haven’t appealed tbh |
Sowing
04.21.21 | 30 is still my favorite Modest Mouse record, it's a weird choice but it always clicked with me for some reason. Cool to see it earn 3.9 recognition, which using the handy dandy Jotw---> Sowing ratings conversion chart would make it a...5.37 for me? No wait, that can't be. |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.21.21 | 30 is absolutely their best major label release, so ig it comes down to how much you do or don't vibe with their early shit. either way it deserves BUMPS!
"9 and 10 haven’t appealed tbh"
everyone else is overrating them, you're good lol |
parksungjoon
04.21.21 | hey johnny |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.21.21 | he |
parksungjoon
04.21.21 | you should check out helmet's best album |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.21.21 | which was that again |
parksungjoon
04.21.21 | strap it on |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.21.21 | perhaps |
parksungjoon
04.21.21 | oh kairon irse the meme band i should revisit |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.21.21 | were they a meme band lol they must have been p unsuccessful if so |
parksungjoon
04.21.21 | a briefest flash in the pan meme in 2014 |
parksungjoon
04.21.21 | christ that album has 4k ratings on rym lol |
DoofDoof
04.21.21 | ah the old 78%...guess this also includes 79%? |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.21.21 | some 79%s yes indeed. also some 77%s we are a broad church here |
parksungjoon
04.21.21 | my church is big and it keeps getting bigger |
DoofDoof
04.21.21 | mind now melted |
Havey
04.21.21 | bmup: 12, if anything. safe pick ik
dorp: 63, and replace with one of their earlier records |
Pangea
04.21.21 | 69 is the only one here that would be around 3.9 for me
having 45 as a 3.9 is a crime
|
parksungjoon
04.21.21 | >dorp: 63, and replace with one of their earlier records
lol |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.21.21 | 45 is closer to a 3.7 than 4 ngl
and 13 is maybe the safest safe but maybe you are right on 12. 63 is the worst classic neurosis for me but would probs drop to 3.8 if that rating existed yikes |
DoofDoof
04.21.21 | 45 is way above a 3.9 [2] |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.21.21 | ok we are done yay
45 = a few exceptional ideas and some strong lyrics + a load of wanky spleen + landfill indie |
parksungjoon
04.21.21 | 105 strikes me as too hard for you
drop that i guess
check sete star sept |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.21.21 | 105 is good but their new album is better and equally hard hm
will cheq |
Pangea
04.21.21 | 98 used to be a hard 4.5 for me but it is probably around 3.9 for me as well now |
e210013
04.21.21 | You have here a very extensive list. Definitely, there are some great albums here that please me very much. Nice. |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.21.21 | damn which |
evilford
04.21.21 | Whoa didn't know lists went over 101
Also 63 is 1!!!!!11 |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.21.21 | no 62 is
or 61
or 1 |
BookoftheFallen
04.21.21 | wheres chevelle?? |
SteakByrnes
04.21.21 | There are some higher than 3.9s here for me, I spy: 2, 6, 18!!!!!, 29, 72 (maybe), 95 |
Pikazilla
04.21.21 | 45 is too high
But I guess you can't blame em considering how AWESOME the stuff before it was |
Pikazilla
04.21.21 | Gonna peep the ones I haven't heard yet |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.21.21 | peep 28 and 31 and the openers of 90 and 99 !
and yeah imma rejam 18 in full and probs bump ! also 2 and 29 mayyyybe |
Pikazilla
04.21.21 | I always wanna read her name as tanuki lol
Okay, will check 28 today :3 |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.21.21 | tanuki otoko < 3 |
SteakByrnes
04.21.21 | Very good I'd love to see Sunshower rise as it rightfully should !! |
Demon of the Fall
04.21.21 | The Raging River is definitely very 3.9y.
Emperor Tomato Ketchup too. |
widowslaugh123
04.21.21 | Sick list |
RadioSuicide
04.21.21 | 9 is at least a 4 but Pale Folklore >> |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.21.21 | PF is a solid 4 for sure |
parksungjoon
04.21.21 | your move johnert |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.21.21 | where is the ball |
parksungjoon
04.21.21 | in your court |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.21.21 | what size of court and ball and where are ur gloves |
parksungjoon
04.21.21 | u have to feature now |
fogza
04.21.21 | I think we can all agree 47 needs to drop |
Colton
04.21.21 | have you heard the radio dept’s other albums 4 is wrong 5 is right art angels is the real 3.9 |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.21.21 | oh ok feature
and nah, i should check their other shit tbh (will sweep em along with broadcast and durutti column) art angels is idk a 3.3 or 3.5 i can't remember and 47 probably holds up even though the Foos are a joke (although maybe it is a 3.7 hmmmmm) |
Colton
04.21.21 | ok
are bagels a thing in japan or did you have to sort of give those up |
parksungjoon
04.21.21 | david grohl is the best |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.21.21 | very good question i have owned a toaster for under a week so haven't looked v hard, but they're defs not v easy to find by accident
bread in japan is generally mid at best tbh |
Colton
04.21.21 | ok
that’s all i got |
Colton
04.21.21 | but check pet grief and clinging to a scheme |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.21.21 | no
you have bagels probably don't underestimate u |
bloc
04.21.21 | 3.9 is the best rating in the game |
Demon of the Fall
04.21.21 | If I had the power then I’d use and abuse 3.3s like crazy, might Chuck a few 2.8s in for good measure.
2.5, 2.8, 3.0, 3.3, 3.5, 3.7, 3.9, +0.1 till 4.2, then back to +0.2. It’ll never happen but that’s the dream. |
Colton
04.21.21 | I mean yeah i have bagels. And now my enjoyment of them is enhanced by knowing it’s a feeling you can’t share, similar to MPP |
SteakByrnes
04.21.21 | My (P)Little Pony |
Bedex
04.21.21 | gross |
bloc
04.21.21 | "2.5, 2.8, 3.0, 3.3, 3.5, 3.7, 3.9, +0.1 till 4.2, then back to +0.2. It’ll never happen but that’s the dream."
You're reading my mind |
LeddSledd
04.21.21 | 3.9s are overrated |
fogza
04.21.21 | Japanese bread sounds nice, apparently it's soft and doughy |
Pikazilla
04.21.21 | japaness cream puff cakes are yum |
Demon of the Fall
04.21.21 | ‘You're reading my mind‘
You’ve actually thought about this? Lol.
I can see why some people might find that system weird tbh. |
Sniff
04.21.21 | Delet Agalloch |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.21.21 | they're not that bad !
demon understands the sput+ metric v well / japanese bread is soft but not doughy it is sad |
SIMBOLIC
04.21.21 | get fkd 37 |
widowslaugh123
04.22.21 | “Ranked”
Big if true |
SIMBOLIC
04.22.21 | I keep thinking murder ballads is breeding the spawn lol |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.22.21 | is RANKED and it is very precise it took time
Murder Ballads' body count is off the charts yo |
Sniff
04.22.21 | Also since when can we do 101+ albums on a list? |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.22.21 | it is only ok if they are 3.9s |
parksungjoon
04.22.21 | >I keep thinking murder ballads is breeding the spawn lol
lool i can kinda see it |
ReiniEden
04.22.21 | What about Dir En Grey - Withering to Death? I see you have that rated |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.22.21 | ooo that's a p solid album - don't think it's a 4, but imma bump it to 3.7 for now and then when i get bored and impulsively rank that whole tier, maybe i'll bump it again. gonna bump and drop a few of these maybe
|
Pheromone
04.22.21 | wtf you 3.9 gecs
never message me again nerd |
fogza
04.22.21 | "japanese bread is soft but not doughy it is sad"
😔 |
Demon of the Fall
04.22.21 | ‘Also since when can we do 101+ albums on a list?‘
I thought this was the standard limit? |
quetzal
04.22.21 | you got too many 5s in your list like The Mantle (definite 5.0, top 10 albums of all time), The Silent Enigma, The Moon & Antarctica, and Frengers. |
RadioSuicide
04.22.21 | (definite 5.0, top 10 albums of all time) |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.22.21 | The Mantle is a lot of things, but a 4+ ain't one :/ Not convinced that record's aged particularly well. I do l o v e a lot of the Silent Enigma, but that album's downtime (Nocturnal Emission/Cerulean Twilight) is p dismal |
Demon of the Fall
04.22.21 | I have the The Mantle in the same (4-ish) range but honestly I’m probably overrating it. |
parksungjoon
04.22.21 | >The Mantle (definite 5.0, top 10 albums of all time
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
parksungjoon
04.22.21 | now thats what sach would call a "well rounded metalhead take" |
JokineAugustus
04.22.21 | 67 is 1. Best dillinger after Calc |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.22.21 | at any given moment 67 must always be ranked below 66 other albums by artists that are not dillinger
this is a proven fact it is very important
even more important is that 68 is ranked just under it ! |
parksungjoon
04.22.21 | johnny what do you think is the ready player one of music |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.22.21 | ummmmm idk probably sunbather or some shit |
parksungjoon
04.22.21 | wait really |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.22.21 | i have no idea
wasn't ready player one a post-gamergate attempt to capitalise on gaming is BAD but EXCITING? never saw it lol. sunbather is basically that except blandwashing bm? idk |
parksungjoon
04.22.21 | >a post-gamergate attempt to capitalise on gaming is BAD
given the guy who wrote the book, and the readers who made him a shit ton of money, i really dont think there is anything in there about gaming being bad
i was more asking about a band or album that has no artistic merit and is constantly tripping over itself to shoehorn in references and nostalgia bait in their music |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.22.21 | ok lol i probs read the wrong guardian article
and ummmmm yes literally any contemp london post-rock bullshit lol black midi and black country no road are ur bois
also the voidz. they are probs worse |
SIMBOLIC
04.22.21 | Oh cmon man sunbather isnt that bad.
RP1 is kinda cringy but still kinda cool. It is Spielberg, after all |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.23.21 | Sunbather is Schlagenheim-tier not-awful but ehhhhhzhz 3 probably hmm |
plane
04.23.21 | deceit > jotw
sorry 8( |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.23.21 | hmm.
probably true
but this heat v plane = ✈ 💣? |
plane
04.23.21 | this heat > plane
also true |
Demon of the Fall
04.23.21 | This Heat > most things tbf
(only just noticed they’re on this list twice).
Okay Deceit marginally too high, s/t too low. |
LeddSledd
04.23.21 | This Heat is not a 3.9 wtf |
neekafat
04.23.21 | Johnny recently saying "fuck it" to the site bug (and unspoken rule) to keep lists at 100 entries is probably the most exciting thing to happen to this site's meta in a while |
Demon of the Fall
04.23.21 | I’ve literally just noticed this has 107 entries. Whaaat? 🤔😱 |
quetzal
04.23.21 | the mantle aged like fine wine, album is quite literally perfect |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.24.21 | the mantle has some good songs
and some of the blandest showcases of A mi open chords and baby melodies in the unicellar |
SIMBOLIC
04.24.21 | "and some of the blandest showcases of A mi open chords and baby melodies in the unicellar"
I understand that sentence and don't at the same time |
FadedSun
04.24.21 | Please go back to all of these albums and make a note mentioning for what specific reason you docked .1 points from all of them. |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.25.21 | lol it will be any one or two of
A - a few bad tracks
B - notable side-A / side-B disparity
C - occasionally boring
D - I kinda get it but also don't rly get it |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.25.21 | it is very nice for them (except the ones I bumped down whoops)! what a happy place :]
please can all of y'all make your own 3.9 lists!!! |
Koris
04.25.21 | "strap it on by helmet [:"
Wrong, Strap It On is a 5 |
Demon of the Fall
04.25.21 | ‘A - a few bad tracks
B - notable side-A / side-B disparity
C - occasionally boring
D - I kinda get it but also don't rly get it‘
Sounds like a bunch of 3.3s to me. |
parksungjoon
04.25.21 | >Wrong, Strap It On is a 5
as long as you agree its their best |
Koris
04.25.21 | I do :] |
parksungjoon
04.25.21 | \o/ |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.25.21 | !! cute !! |
Pheromone
05.14.21 | this did not get featured, 3.7 did
that means 3.7 is more important and most importantly more team dreschy |
JohnnyoftheWell
05.14.21 | it did but i unfeatured it for whatever my next list was because i didn't wanna eat the front page
this has advantage lucy on it so it wins all contests |