JohnnyoftheWell
02.11.21 | imminent update yes yes here we go
ily dedex |
dedex
02.11.21 | im the baddest bitch in the hood |
Bedex
02.11.21 | confirmed |
JesperL
02.11.21 | dedex is a good girl wtf |
dedex
02.11.21 | 😎 |
Pangea
02.11.21 | so they really are the dexsisters huh |
Egarran
02.11.21 | Time well spent. |
JesperL
02.11.21 | shorturl.at/hkDWZ |
dedex
02.11.21 | big dexbro energy |
Bedex
02.11.21 | shorturl.at/bdkEO |
dedex
02.11.21 | haha urticaria has got NUTHANG against the dexbro! |
parksungjoon
02.11.21 | shorturl.at/dfnFY |
parksungjoon
02.11.21 | strap it on > meantime |
someone
02.11.21 | so are you rating your own ratings or dedex's? |
dedex
02.11.21 | also wtf is that Pinkerton rating
thought that a rock album with many refs to Japanese culture would be your thang |
dedex
02.11.21 | excellent question gene |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.11.21 | we are doing my ratings and dedex will rate them and then they will be his!
also fuck i typo'd *2220 instead of 2200 oh well i guess i'll fuck the matrix and we'll go all the way there |
Gnocchi
02.11.21 | What is this |
Egarran
02.11.21 | Time being spent |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.11.21 | yes! spend it!!!
this list has made me realise i've had an unusually dense run of albums i actually like, hot damn. lucky dedex!! |
someone
02.11.21 | "we are doing my ratings and dedex will rate them and then they will be his!"
oh neat I wanna do that with someone (else) too |
someone
02.11.21 | here here for Shellac and Oxbow |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.11.21 | also "thought that a rock album with many refs to Japanese culture would be your thang"
i mean, liking Utada Hikaru doesn't mean I like peeps who masturbate over Kingdom Hearts ygm |
Egarran
02.11.21 | I've had a feeling this month would be good to Dedex, but I didn't want to jinx it. Now I think it's safe to say. |
dedex
02.11.21 | igu bro
aw, so sweet Ega |
Demon of the Fall
02.11.21 | Yes to both those Oxbow write-ups. Loving Serenade, pretty sure the Evil Heat is even better.
Didn’t you only just pass 2k, or was that months ago now? P.S. I nearly did one of these, again, but then I didn’t... cool huh? |
someone
02.11.21 | so you want recs or something? |
parksungjoon
02.11.21 | your mum |
someone
02.11.21 | that's a good one, lotta filler tho. besides, it's mainstream |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.11.21 | underrated though tbf
someone i love your recs but am kinda buried atm, rec me when i least expect it in a few days!!! |
Demon of the Fall
02.11.21 | yeah I bet you’d filler |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.11.21 | enough doughnut posting you schmucks |
parksungjoon
02.11.21 | respond to my dm its bee n4 days |
someone
02.11.21 | "rec me when i least expect it in a few days"
i will hold you to it and give a rec for each day that passes from today |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.11.21 | i am terrified and very excited |
someone
02.11.21 | you have the right to be afraid
and you are right to be terrified |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.11.21 | my socks are vibrating |
Pheromone
02.11.21 | did i win |
someone
02.11.21 | March madness cancelled due to Putin winning with historic 99% votes in the first round. |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.11.21 | the winner was Sexualpartner.com, the true conquerer of sputnik |
SteakByrnes
02.11.21 | hey |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.11.21 | hey look who it is jam 27 |
SteakByrnes
02.11.21 | true :3 |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.11.21 | i will arrest you |
SteakByrnes
02.11.21 | an imminent jam is taking place as we speak |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.11.21 | okay but that's not gonna put you above the law |
Trifolium
02.11.21 | ............ OH! |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.11.21 | trif 25 blurb! |
Trifolium
02.11.21 | Oh!!!!!!!! |
Trifolium
02.11.21 | I hope you can distinguish between my first OH, which was shock/fear, and my second Oh, which was hype/excitement. |
dedex
02.11.21 | am i no longer a bad girl |
Pheromone
02.11.21 | dedex
02.11.21
[Report this Post] am i no longer a bad girl |
Mort.
02.11.21 | 'This is a nerdy mythological concept EP and I enjoy it. Mort. swears by this, and I enjoy him.' lol
I also swear by that Funeral Diner lp (which is very loosely a Dungeons and Dragons concept album apparently)
so maybe even more nerdy |
dedex
02.11.21 | Pheromone
02.11.21
[Report this Post] dedex
02.11.21
[Report this Post] am i no longer a bad girl |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.11.21 | dedex
02.11.21
[Delete]
[Delete] Pheromone
02.11.21
[Report this Post] dedex
02.11.21
[Report this Post] am i no longer a bad girl |
SteakByrnes
02.11.21 | look at this guy with his delete button |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.11.21 | top one deletes your comment, bottom one deletes the site
or is it the other way round... |
parksungjoon
02.11.21 | bro |
SteakByrnes
02.11.21 | "[Delete] Pheromone"
:O Phero look out!!!!!!!@!!!!!@@#@!!!! |
parksungjoon
02.11.21 | steve al beanie touching his weenie while enjoying some penne al forno |
Trifolium
02.11.21 | "[Delete] Pheromone"
No don't do it 😩🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 |
ArsMoriendi
02.11.21 | Damn you Johnny I was fooled |
Pheromone
02.11.21 |
|
Pheromone
02.11.21 | oh no help iv
|
Egarran
02.11.21 | Lol classic Johnny thread |
Pheromone
02.11.21 | ega im gonna knock you tf out |
Pheromone
02.11.21 | ok no i wont i lied |
porcupinetheater
02.11.21 | Phero shoo stop distracting yourself |
Egarran
02.11.21 | phero you are overstimulated and need rest |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.11.21 | Phero is down who will be next |
parksungjoon
02.11.21 | liturgy > |
Egarran
02.11.21 | I bet that's Johnny's alt |
parksungjoon
02.11.21 | >when they're not circlejerking touch-and-go's shitty golden era in the electrical audio forums
christ this somehow just reminded me of that fuckin pop hit |
LeddSledd
02.11.21 | JohnnyoftheWell uses the forums to cry to the meds about his lack of personality and my cripplingly huge HEART |
Mort.
02.11.21 | sach mah boi |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.11.21 | Damn, that was a short one - changed the title and ran off for my commute
sach is down who will be next |
Ryus
02.11.21 | Review sux ban me f****ty Jom |
parksungjoon
02.11.21 | >sach is down who will be next
well i been down so god damn long
that it looks like up to me |
Avagantamos
02.12.21 | more like sach is down under |
sixdegrees
02.12.21 | Down bad |
neekafat
02.12.21 | lame that you won't stop at #2222 |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.12.21 | xxxiwudneverstop
sorry Octagon, forgot to reply - hit up Faye Wing or Piana!!! |
Trebor.
02.12.21 | pinkerton defense squad member checking in |
dedex
02.12.21 | aight |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.12.21 | this is a fight club you're not fighting we're fighting i wanna hammock |
AsleepInTheBack
02.12.21 | johnny making responsible use of the "edit list" feature, i see
spoiler alert: the dead chicken wins |
Pikazilla
02.12.21 | pinkerton sucks and so do animal collective tbh |
Egarran
02.12.21 | so much censorship, thread is unreadable now |
someone
02.12.21 | should we just start coming up with new clickbait titles? i suggest these:
2021 Brand New album announced
R.I.P. Bernie Sanders
got a new puppy
got a new snake
Idles Nazi controversy |
Avagantamos
02.13.21 | #freesach |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.13.21 | updated musics
will get a new snake tomorrow |
parksungjoon
02.13.21 | helmet - strap it on |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.13.21 | Ha ha fooled me |
parksungjoon
02.13.21 | also who else remembers this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoTEUuL4c50 |
Avagantamos
02.13.21 | so cool that you can make lists with 120 albums now |
Pheromone
02.13.21 | johnny you have 200 lists get a grip omg |
Mort.
02.13.21 | ive got 3 and theyve all been featured
true lads delete all their non featured lists and pretend they never existed |
Pheromone
02.13.21 | same tbf |
Egarran
02.13.21 | 100th reserved |
Pheromone
02.13.21 | Johnny delete his comment and make me 100 or ill reveal, the, truth |
Mort.
02.13.21 | the truth is i just want fear before back man fuck hurts so bad |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.16.21 | okay don't freak out or whatever, but i have updated the list |
parksungjoon
02.16.21 | helmet - strap it on |
Pheromone
02.16.21 | can you name this 'i still havent listened to 125 despite it being literally 3 songs fuck me im leaving sput' ?? |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.16.21 | i have listened to it!! |
parksungjoon
02.16.21 | Helmet
Strap It On
#2169
Alt metal/posthxc/noise rock
wow i cant believe the first helmet album is the best and better than the next two that everyone talks about instead becaues they have the dumb dumb
4.3 |
Pheromone
02.16.21 | oh sorry for the outrage keep on x |
Mort.
02.16.21 | blood brothers are one of the most overrated post hardcore bans from that era and scene so im glad you are approaching them fairly and seem to realise they can be pretty mediocre
sass can be better
|
Pheromone
02.16.21 | blood brothers hurt my head |
nol
02.16.21 | really hitting us with the clickbait titles |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.16.21 | mine also. i mildly dislike at least something about almost every track i've heard from them, but the slappers slap big time and Crimes has an impressive hit ratio. their second alb is a travesty, and ig Burn holds up ok |
Mort.
02.16.21 | USA Nails is their best imo. 1-900-U-S-A N-A-I-L-S OH BABY |
ResidentNihilist
02.16.21 | Tbf johnny's cousins first porn involved music from this list. |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.16.21 | but which one?!
and yeah USA Nails thru Six Nightmares might be their peak hmm |
Piglet
02.16.21 | yeh eleventh he reaches london is op. shame they havent been active of late |
parksungjoon
02.16.21 | you better download the thing you bitch |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.16.21 | will check the other Eleventh alb at some point, park check tategami//i am transcoding now |
JesperL
02.16.21 | yep cool sure now this shows up in my browser history that's fine that's cool |
parksungjoon
02.16.21 | dont feel like checking anything sry |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.16.21 | how dare !
@Jesper worst is yet to cum |
JesperL
02.16.21 | haha cum |
DDDeftoneDDD
02.16.21 | Cicciolina playing with herself while peeing on the floor, holding a bbdoll doing the same.
I'm wrecked for life |
Egarran
02.16.21 | I feel a strange mix of relief and disappointment |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.16.21 | ddd what is this wordthing |
Demon of the Fall
02.16.21 | Where dat pron at Johnny boi? |
Demon of the Fall
02.16.21 | Imagine thinking Meantime is better than Atomizer. What do you mean they’re not comparable? |
LeddSledd
02.16.21 | "blood brothers are overrated" [2] |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.16.21 | Atomizer has more cringe and grating drumfire than Meantime F |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.16.21 | I'm going to sue you if u change your title to something provocative one more time for traction, I own that |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.16.21 | this ain't a scene it's a
god
damn
arms
race |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.16.21 | Haven't you appropriated enough? |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.16.21 | you know the answer to that |
someone
02.17.21 | Hey Johnny! I told I was going to rec you a bunch of stuff, here's the stuff:
Colin McPhee - Tabuh-Tabuhan
Kate NV - room for the moon
Jessica Moss - Pools of Light
Purplefox town - who is malkallam?
Moondog - s/t
Le butcherettes - bi/MENTAL
Space museum - solid space
Hako yamasaki - to-bi-ma-su |
parksungjoon
02.17.21 | moondog [∞] |
NorthernSkylark
02.17.21 | Click bait |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.17.21 | someone i hate you but i have a random day off tomoz, what do I jam first? |
Pheromone
02.17.21 | 125 ! |
parksungjoon
02.17.21 | moondog [∞]
|
someone
02.17.21 | Moondog, Hako or Space Museum |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.17.21 | ok i will jam thisthese
and also 125 lol if i can find a spare 30 seconds |
parksungjoon
02.18.21 | good |
CaliggyJack
02.18.21 | Reported for masturclickbait |
Egarran
02.18.21 | Yeah I was getting all lubed up here
now wtf do I do
this isn't the first time either JOHNNY |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.18.21 | i will finish you off!
will maybe update tomorrow |
Egarran
02.18.21 | well let us see your cousin then
*impatient tapping* |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.18.21 | which one |
Egarran
02.18.21 | look it's the concept that matters, so they're all fine I guess
just hurry plz |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.18.21 | dude you've gotta lemme know what you're into first. this is a bespoke fking service, it's not like i have a one-size-fits-all for you (believe me, there's v much no such thing in this equation) |
Egarran
02.18.21 | what plz I just said the only thing that matters here is that it's your cousin |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.18.21 | https://megapornxx.com/pokemon-gardevoir-sexy-erotic-nude-naked-hot-games-comics-funny-9817647 |
Egarran
02.18.21 | NOOOO link isn't working
god this is frustrating |
parksungjoon
02.18.21 | search engine optimisation guru |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.18.21 | i modified the link because sowing will probs eat me if share real raw porn links on sput, but delete the first 'x' and maybe something will happen |
parksungjoon
02.18.21 | didnt know he was into vore |
Egarran
02.18.21 | OH HOLY FUCK THANK YOU
that was a relief
nice cousin tbh |
unclereich
02.18.21 | sus as fuck |
sixdegrees
02.18.21 | Praying for this thread |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.18.21 | it will have a good clean rebrand i def promise |
DadKungFu
02.18.21 | Prayer to God is ironic tho |
oldsoul
02.18.21 | You might like to take a listen to Park's earlier album "It Won't Snow Where You're Going," I prefer it to "Building a Better ___" though I think both are good |
Demon of the Fall
02.18.21 | Please tell me that ‘sexy Gardevoir’ thing isn’t actually real. Oh dear. |
Egarran
02.18.21 | Don't deny Johnny's cousin like that wtf |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.20.21 | u p d a t e
"Please tell me that ‘sexy Gardevoir’ thing isn’t actually real. Oh dear."
Gardevoir is notorious for the amount of pokeporn based off it; everyone knows this (this was the first time I searched for any of it though)
@oldsoul I'll try to give that alb a check sometime, but honestly am not too excited to hear more that dude's voice :[ sorry !
|
parksungjoon
02.20.21 | businessmen from south miami
humming to aor |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.21 | bet!! |
Colton
02.21.21 | it's funny how you look at teachers as these wise figures growing up, and then you get older and see one talking about sexy Gardevoir and you kinda just lose faith in the education system altogether |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.21 | if your teachers didn't know the dangers and specifics of Pokemon fan porn, they weren't equipped to teach you anything to begin with |
Colton
02.21.21 | they definitely didn't cause I was not prepared for what I just saw on my screen when I googled sexy Gardevoir |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.21 | you didn't have the right teachers then
this would explain a lot |
Colton
02.21.21 | I failed P.E. aka Pokeporn education yes |
Divaman
02.21.21 | I knew I would be sorry I came to this thread. Never mind, I'll just let myself out. |
Colton
02.21.21 | Divaman draws Wurmple porn on divaentart |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.21 | Pahaha you have temporarily redeemed yourself, imma steal that |
hal1ax
02.21.21 | this is like the 4th time youve baited me |
Divaman
02.21.21 | Do not. And the rumours about me writing Wincest stories under the pen name Crowley's Bum are all false as well. |
Divaman
02.21.21 | So did you really molest Pikachu? |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.21 | Lol sorry hal, still trying to find good albums to make it worthwhile (check 46 maybe) |
Cygnatti
02.21.21 | "Colton FAILED P. E."
so huge, if true |
hal1ax
02.21.21 | ayt. ill do 42 as well |
MillionDead
02.21.21 | Black Midi and Funeral Diner get a 3 and Hayley Williams gets a 3.5?? TRASH. |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.21 | 42's debut Feeds You! is a bit better than that one, I'd go for that instead
"Black Midi and Funeral Diner get a 3 and Hayley Williams gets a 3.5?? TRASH."
Black Midi is stale, Funeral Diner is kinda dull but admittedly not my skramzbag, new Hayley at least sounds like a real human with thoughts and feelings and a guitar made it. maybe I'm overrating a little bc my expectations were v low hmm |
Divaman
02.21.21 | Dammit Johnny. See, these kinds of things are why budgie wanted me to kill you. Well, also because you 4'd that Anal Pervasions rec. |
LeddSledd
02.21.21 | wtf is Wurmple porn |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.21 | ask Diva
I was in the perfect mood for Anal Perversions and if anyone is to blamed for that, it's Ars for wrecking such an insufferable piece of shit beforehand |
Divaman
02.21.21 | I was hoping nobody would ask that. Because if somebody answers and I find out, I'm sure it's something I'll never be able to get out of my head. |
Divaman
02.21.21 | HOW THE FUCK is there ever a perfect mood for that? |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.21 | idk, when you wanna be static and slightly pissed and think about things slowly dying from the comfort of your chair
and also just listen to those tones killing each other. completely unpredictable from second to second unless you can't get over the OMG WHITE NOISEism. nice change from the usual SOTD chompstock |
Divaman
02.21.21 | The whole thing sounded like my stomach the night I got piss drunk on Scottish Ale and thought about half a dozen White Castle burgers would soak it up nicely. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.21.21 | stop |
Colton
02.21.21 | I'm with Diva on this one |
MillionDead
02.21.21 | "Hayley at least sounds like a real human with thoughts and feelings and a guitar made it" PFFT. Moreso in comparison to the other two??? Dumpster water take. Also the Mogwai comparison seems wildly off base. |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.21 | "I'm with Diva on this one"
only because you simp harder for alcohol similes than food metaphors
"Moreso in comparison to the other two???"
syntax error, and in comparison to Black Midi, absolutely. Algorithmic genre fusion at its most obvious + I could have inserted literally any Slint-influenced guitar band with varying dynamics in place of Mogwai and it'd have been just as accurate |
budgie
02.21.21 | this thread SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.21 | stfu and listen to 47 |
Divaman
02.21.21 | So what is purple worm porn anyway? |
ArsMoriendi
02.21.21 | Wurmple is a Pokemon |
TaiL4ever
02.21.21 | Weird |
ResidentNihilist
02.21.21 | Johnny's thinking: This album's technically gorgeous and I love it but I'm going to give it a 3.2 because I'm a hipster and Colton likes it. FUCK YOOOOUUUUU COOOOLLLLLLTTTTOOOOOONNNNN
|
Colton
02.21.21 | That’s most of the site tbh |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.21 | haha which of the 3.2s here does this most apply to |
ResidentNihilist
02.21.21 | For Tracy Hyde - Ethernity |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.21 | lol fair; twist there is that it would probs be primo me_core if it weren't for a few//LOT of significant Small Things. maybe Colton would like it more, who knows. starting that intro para!! |
Divaman
02.21.21 | Oh. The only one I know is Pikachu. |
Divaman
02.21.21 | Damn. The stupid list made me double post. Stupid list! |
Pheromone
02.21.21 | hello.. oh, johnny i didnt know you listened to dolphin
we should grab drinks sometime |
Colton
02.21.21 | How about the 3.2 you mentally gave MPP |
Demon of the Fall
02.21.21 | MPP is a hard 2.0 (ugh, why was that abbreviation so easy to decode). |
Egarran
02.21.21 | tbh Johnny is kicking much ass itt
Diva on the other hand |
Divaman
02.21.21 | Why...why...why you picking on me, Eggy? :( |
Egarran
02.21.21 | Because I know you can take it diva
Unlike some other drama queens here *glancing at colton not fully getting the concept of sexy Gardevoir* |
Divaman
02.21.21 | But...I don't WANT to take it. |
Divaman
02.21.21 | Bad enough I wandered in here for one comment and effing Johnny renamed the list after me. |
Colton
02.21.21 | sexy Gardevoir is a metaphor for corruption, I know |
Tyler.
02.21.21 | hey man i like you but your opinion on 14 is wrong |
parksungjoon
02.21.21 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/members/666362.jpg |
Avagantamos
02.21.21 | 30 looks awesome |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.21 | 30 is B-tier tentenkocore lol and 14 is probs the wrongest opinion here if any of them are wrong (which they ain't!)
MPP is a STRONG 2, let's be fair and honest here
new name coming soon. hope milldead is doing okay!! |
Colton
02.21.21 | aQuEoUs tExTuReS |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
02.21.21 | You kind of look like a wurmple actually, the eye placement is u n c a n n y |
Colton
02.21.21 | pots you appear to have some aqueous textures on your chin in this photo pls wipe it off or Johnny will lose his shit https://ibb.co/gV45XGD
|
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.21 | if anyone says the word aqueous one more time i'm torching divaman's drying rack |
Colton
02.21.21 | 7.8/10 too much water |
Divaman
02.21.21 | Shut up Colton. You accused me of making purple worm porn. |
Colton
02.21.21 | it's funny cause shiny Wurmples are actually purple lol |
Divaman
02.21.21 | No wonder your PE instructor bullied you. |
Colton
02.21.21 | the funny thing is he actually did and it was a whole ordeal lmao |
Egarran
02.21.21 | damn
well you're among 'friends' now |
ArsMoriendi
02.21.21 | One of my high school PE teachers used to give his students weird animal nicknames like bird, frog, and turtle. His brain was pretty fried tbh |
Divaman
02.21.21 | Mine just used to refer to the entire class as "you horrors". |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.21.21 | the fuck. which were you and what kind of exercises did he make you do? |
ArsMoriendi
02.21.21 | I didn't have one, usually, only the athletic kids got one
Though "bird" was because some kid wore an Angry Birds shirt literally once at the beginning of the year, and he called him that for the rest of the year |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.23.21 | Holy fuck, the best list on sputnik got updated |
parksungjoon
02.23.21 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/news/42489/Danablu-in-Blue-/ |
someone
02.23.21 | poor kitty |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.23.21 | am attempting to dl Moondog but there are time issues!! |
parksungjoon
02.23.21 | woah |
TaiL4ever
02.23.21 | So many good looking arts to look at off these records, curious about the sound |
Pheromone
02.23.21 | still better than pinegrove [2]
my pe teacher used to do things like get us to run 400m and sometimes play football
|
JohnnyoftheWell
02.23.21 | 400m is no slouch, you probs owe quite a lot to them
also one thing that really confused me about japan is that pe is cool here. everyone loves pe teachers and pe, and all the pe teachers i've met are respectable adults with plausible social lives outside of school. shit is wild |
parksungjoon
02.23.21 | They have power electronics teachers?
Based |
Cygnatti
02.23.21 | the skramz ratings on this list make me sad/mad |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.23.21 | lol sorry skramz. started strong with 6! |
SteakByrnes
02.23.21 | hey |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.23.21 | nice ass |
someone
02.23.21 | poor kitty again |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.23.21 | so many catsplats |
someone
02.23.21 | you turned that cat into a caterpillar |
someone
02.23.21 | and then you turned that cat into a caterer |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.23.21 | ran that puss over with my catamaran
it is now a cataver |
nol
02.23.21 | gentlemen caller is the best song ever wtf |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.23.21 | Sir, I'm gonna have to draw a line there |
nol
02.23.21 | BAD! BOY! |
someone
02.23.21 | fellas, it's neither. it's a perfectly serviceable basic song |
nol
02.23.21 | no the way it connects to the closer is awesome |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.23.21 | i am relistening and maybe I was a little mean because the midsection is p strong, but those DO-DOOs can go the same way as the cats |
nol
02.23.21 | im a fan of the DOO-DOOs |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.23.21 | watcha gonna DOOO-DOO about it |
nol
02.23.21 | not much |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.23.21 | oh damn :/ can I deactivate my forcefield or will you surprise attack me |
SteakByrnes
02.23.21 | johnny listen to uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk lol owned |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.23.21 | fuck.
TO WHAT |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.23.21 | IT'S TAKING COOOOON-TROOOLL
|
Egarran
02.23.21 | btw the word 'forcefield' was derived from 'foreskin' |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.23.21 | that wasn't a Mr Brightside lyric so your comment is invalid |
Egarran
02.23.21 | I gave it enough time
no one was going to continue |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.23.21 | okay I don't blame you, but I'm very disappointed in everyone else |
someone
02.24.21 | anyway, this list reminded me to revisit Oxbow after like two or so years |
porcupinetheater
02.24.21 | now im falling sleep
and shes calling a cab
while hes having a smoke
shes still calling a cab
now hes going to bed
cause shes calling a cab
This advert sponsored by Lyft rideshare |
ArsMoriendi
02.24.21 |
|
SteakByrnes
02.24.21 | I still gotta check Belvedere |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.02.21 | thank you ad break! we are BACK and Steak had better fking check Belvedere immediately |
Dewinged
03.02.21 | Asleep 10/10
The rest we all suck. |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.02.21 | yes definitely / jam 58 |
Dewinged
03.02.21 | You can't tell me what to do anymore...
Ok I'll jam 58.
Wait what year is it!? |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.02.21 | bitch i am the light and the law !
58 was 2019, but it would easily have been one of that garbage yr's saving graces if I'd heard it then lol |
Dewinged
03.02.21 | Uf, 2019! See you in 8 years. |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.02.21 | Boooo get your nose off the meat grinder |
Dewinged
03.02.21 | I can't anger the kamisama Johnny, you know it. |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.02.21 | Kamiboi died of boredom in 2019, you've been a free man for 2 yrs now |
Dewinged
03.02.21 | I'm just a messenger, a tool in the hands of the wise ones. |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.02.21 | is this another ad break for your cult? |
Dewinged
03.02.21 | (yeah you in?) |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.02.21 | maybe, i need a shower. does this effect anything? |
Dewinged
03.02.21 | I'll check 58. |
someone
03.02.21 | Dewinged #1 agreed |
someone
03.02.21 | "Colin McPhee - Tabuh-Tabuhan
Kate NV - room for the moon
Jessica Moss - Pools of Light
Purplefox town - who is malkallam?
Moondog - s/t
Le butcherettes - bi/MENTAL
Space museum - solid space
Hako yamasaki - to-bi-ma-su"
you know i am adding recs for every day you don't check any of these |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.02.21 | my work here is done
except it absolutely isn't because I still haven't transcoded the Moondog record in my dl foler, and that fucking Cave review is still ruining me |
someone
03.02.21 | like fuckign clockwork, hello there |
Dewinged
03.02.21 | Moondooooog!! What an absolute legend. |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.02.21 | if I can power through this stupid opening paragraph, I will go home and check it immediately -_- |
Egarran
03.02.21 | this list...
I don't know what to feel anymore |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.02.21 | Yeah tbh we are kinda lost in the woods at this point. Bar the slew of upcoming March jams imma rev, I think it's time to bring back the posthxc and maybe double down on power-pop for a little longer
Moondog comes first tho |
someone
03.02.21 | as he always does |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.02.21 | cracked a beer and started the album in the bath. a good scene, still in progress |
zelenichajnik
03.02.21 | swear to god you have clickbaited me every single time you've changed the title and frankly it's starting to give me trust issues |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.02.21 | oh lmao sorry/not sorry ;] jam some (*skims ratings*) oxbow and I promise you won't regret it |
zelenichajnik
03.02.21 | oxbow owns bones my dude |
zelenichajnik
03.02.21 | i do need to check the release on here but fuckfest and king of the jews are both fucking wild |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.02.21 | phwoar boi, Evil Heat gon fuck you up. I vibe both those albs, esp King, but I promise you that shit is next level (Serenade also v good) |
Demon of the Fall
03.02.21 | Serenade, Evil Heat and Narcotic are peak Oxbow. Enjoy! |
Hertzy
03.02.21 | Belvedere are crazy good. One of my favorite. Check out This Is A Standoff by the same vocalist/guitarist |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.02.21 | ah yeah, awesome band - pumped for their new one (and forgot to update with their most recent lol). Will check, ta |
nol
03.02.21 | i just wanna know who made staff
|
JohnnyoftheWell
03.06.21 | that information is classified
update. |
Dewinged
03.06.21 | Every. Single. Time. |
evilford
03.06.21 | Lmao |
GhandhiLion
03.06.21 | nice |
widowslaugh123
03.06.21 | Thought this was a zak list |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.06.21 | I mean, I was channelling |
JokineAugustus
03.06.21 | So these list titles are part of your autobiography? |
JokineAugustus
03.06.21 | Each chapter being a new title |
Winesburgohio
03.06.21 | NOT what I meant when I said "fuck landlords" |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.06.21 | But do you love me?
Yes, I love you, you are handsome
|
JokineAugustus
03.06.21 | DO YOU LOVE ME
YOU LOVE ME
LIKE I LOVE YOOOOOOOUUUUU |
Winesburgohio
03.06.21 | I am handsome, you're right! I do love you mwah |
WatchItExplode
03.06.21 | Woop Woop! I am late but I think this is what you say in this situation. |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.06.21 | < 3 yes!
quick! everyone! listen to 72 and 73!
|
Winesburgohio
03.06.21 | "yeet" |
BigPleb
03.06.21 | Did you really, Johnny?
Brave move tbh. |
porcupinetheater
03.06.21 | Missed the last update but yesss stoked to not be the only Roselit Bone rating anymore < 3
Nadja is too good |
zelenichajnik
03.06.21 | How do I KEEP falling for these name changes |
Demon of the Fall
03.06.21 | Really good strategy he’s got going on here. |
Egarran
03.06.21 | Well I knew instantly this was the same list with a new title |
ResidentNihilist
03.06.21 | First item on the list when I become mod is instant permaban for click-bait list titles |
TheAntichrist
03.06.21 | landlords are fucking awful |
Demon of the Fall
03.06.21 | Yes Eggy but it shows up on my feed as something I’ve previous commented on, then I still click on the damn thing just to be sure. I can’t remember all my comments, I spout too much inane rubbish.
This list was better when Oxbow were involved, it’s inevitably descending into an abyss of irrelevance as we speak. Yet those titles keep me coming back. |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.06.21 | Oxbow have always been here and uh how many of those last ten have y o u heard Mr. Irr of the Relevance |
Pheromone
03.06.21 | dis |
Demon of the Fall
03.06.21 | Last ten? None. How many of those last ten would I go near? One. Maybe two. Maaaaybe.
I’m sure they’re great, they just don’t fill me with intrigue. It’s the smell. |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.06.21 | I mean you are in a room and it is your choice how you ventilate it or otherwise
but those last six minus LW are all on you |
Pheromone
03.06.21 | co |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.06.21 | or |
Pheromone
03.06.21 | discoord? |
Pheromone
03.06.21 | oh yeah good album (5/5 + 1.5/5) / 2 |
Demon of the Fall
03.06.21 | ‘I mean you are in a room and it is your choice how you ventilate it or otherwise‘
Exactly, I think. I was only teasing before, I’m just making music-related decisions (right or wrong) all the time. I can’t listen to everything and these one smell funky.
|
JohnnyoftheWell
03.06.21 | drunk and in the wrong town but yes yes discord when back home
demon jam Nadja and Gidge thank u |
Demon of the Fall
03.06.21 | Those were the ‘maybes’ haha 👍 |
someone
03.06.21 | the only thing turning this thread irrelevant is the absence of Moondog |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.06.21 | Moondog has been jammed and needs to be jammed some more. Not gonna slap down an impulse
Ming Ming is a yes check now, recommended hop! |
Pheromone
03.06.21 | this is the first of your clickbait titles to truly get me bcos i saw 'shagged my landlord' and thought it was a bit too wild for you |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.06.21 | hmm gonna use this for future inspo |
Egarran
03.06.21 | 'Back from a landlord orgy' |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.13.21 | loweffort title, high(ish) effort UPDATE |
Divaman
03.13.21 | Shaking my head disapprovingly |
evilford
03.13.21 | Goddammit johnny |
evilford
03.13.21 | I realized this was probably a johnny update but morbid curiosity got the best of me |
Pheromone
03.13.21 | mom ?!
christ |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.13.21 | y'all are dirty
also fuck me, still haven't decided on a rating for Moondog |
Divaman
03.13.21 | Judgement, judgement, judgement. |
ResidentNihilist
03.13.21 | It wouldn't surprise me about the title being true considering how dirty johnnyofthewell is in bed |
ResidentNihilist
03.13.21 | But seriously let's get this fucker banned |
Egarran
03.13.21 | Patience RN. Some day soon he will meet the wall. |
Divaman
03.13.21 | We can't ban him. Then we couldn't keep judging him. Judge, judge, judge. |
Sowing
03.13.21 | You're another few title changes away from me beginning to screw with you. I resisted the urge to edit your list title to "My mom's ex fancies me (HOT)", just to see if anyone would even notice. |
Mort.
03.13.21 | dirty reviewer spreads hot opinions wide |
Pheromone
03.13.21 | thats hot |
LeddSledd
03.13.21 | massive weeb sprays his hot takes all over our front pages and makes us like it |
evilford
03.13.21 | Lol sowing |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.13.21 | pretty mild list if you ask me. you playin' a decade and a half worth of sputcore catchup? |
Egarran
03.13.21 | oh sowing that would have been magnificent |
CaliggyJack
03.13.21 | Sowing threatening us with a good time |
ResidentNihilist
03.13.21 | Sowing fucking with Johnny's list titles would be awesome. Just to see how the little bastard likes it. |
Winesburgohio
03.13.21 | my mom's ex fancies me :o :3 |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.14.21 | My Mom's Ex Fancies Me is the better title tbh, I regret it all now :[ Being screwed with don't sound so bad
@Pots it has defs not been the 2100-2222 run I dreamed of, but the sputcore quotient is p low (with a few humongously obvious exceptions lol)? |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.22.21 | only 23 albums to go wop woop |
LeddSledd
03.22.21 | great Moondog bump |
Pheromone
03.22.21 | 125 now |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.22.21 | 125 more? |
someone
03.22.21 | and then 125 more |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.23.21 | what is the final album? |
someone
03.23.21 | Moondog II |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.23.21 | okay! is there a Moondog III to start my new acc on? |
someone
03.23.21 | there's about 50 Moondogs |
rabidfish
03.23.21 | check the newest Buke and Gase, brah
edit: wait, you did lol sorry.
everyone else, then. |
someone
03.23.21 | "check the newest Buke and Gase, brah"
okay i will |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.23.21 | oh goodness
ngl I'm not sure how much I'll return to the new Buke, but it was a cool idea and that second track is magic |
rabidfish
03.23.21 | @johnny i mean i think part of my enjoyment really comes from how much better it is from their last album lol. But legit think some of the new tracks are among their best material. Dunno if i'll return to it as a whole, but diazepam, ancient tool gadget and this threat will keep me company for a long time. |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.23.21 | Hmm I didn't vibe *that* hard with Diazepam but it was a cool intro. think I prefer their scratchier stuff, but defs agreed that it was a huge step up from their last one lol, what a near car crash that was |
GhandhiLion
03.23.21 | when are you going to rate gagaku |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.29.21 | ONLY 4 ALBUMS TO GO
"gagaku"
soon |
ArsMoriendi
03.29.21 | How the hell does this have 118 items |
someone
03.29.21 | 118 albums?
what is this wizardry? |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.29.21 | this is the list of destiny, of course there will be a retrospective. but first we must hit 2222 |
someone
03.29.21 | BUT HOW DO YOU GET THE ABOVE 101 ENTRIES, WITCH?! |
GhandhiLion
03.29.21 | I thought anyone could. shit website |
someone
03.29.21 | i can't. shit website |
DoofDoof
03.29.21 | it's getting longer Johnny |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.29.21 | there is no turning back I don't know how we will make the cut at 2222 |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.29.21 | what should those final 4 be btw? One is Xiu Xiu, three are tbc |
neekafat
03.29.21 | But when I said that Julia Holter album was perfect to listen to in my empty apartment you said that wasn't a compliment |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.29.21 | Which one + which apartment this is very important |
Egarran
03.29.21 | I always got very flowery associations to Johnny |
Winesburgohio
03.30.21 | im a beautiful corpse flower |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.30.21 | you are a hot black orchid and everyone is too entranced to pluck you
i am an albino sunflower |
Pangea
03.30.21 | johnny please actually make that ranking list |
AsleepInTheBack
03.30.21 | a) how is this list more than 101 i didn't know that was a thing and b) johnny you got me again heck |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.30.21 | a) i hexed its pants off b) MWA [pang]ea) strongly considering it, i can't lie |
Egarran
03.30.21 | As Shakespeare said, a rose cannot lie. |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.03.21 | We have reached the end. Gg y'all, it was a fun ride |
Gyromania
04.03.21 | gg. rly weak ass ratings tho |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.03.21 | Hot damn, and there was I thinking Krallice received 100% of their 5s from DnD subsidies and anti-anti-perspirant campaigns ;] |
Gyromania
04.03.21 | well don't you look like a fool now, eh? |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.03.21 | Hmm idk, if the shoe fits... |
Gyromania
04.03.21 | if the shoe fits, then great. shoes should fit. it sucks when they don't, especially if it's a really good shoe |
porcupinetheater
04.03.21 | You made it to the end of the road, but you didn't text me when you got there. Spent the whole night just worried sick
Although might also just be anxiety sweats about lists with more than a 101 entries, hot damn. Good work, sailor |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.03.21 | I am sorry!! Was working under the assumption that an ambivalent ugly duckling with good hair pissed on your shoutbox whenever anyone upvoted (really good) shoe-shoe, and that your anxiety alarm was deprogrammed by this and this alone! Will handle future marathons with greater care I promise |
porcupinetheater
04.03.21 | The duck packed in it once it figured out that all Shough Shough is really good Shugh Shugh. Wasn’t looking for a full time gig, sorry to have you finding out this way after the issue. I’ll make sure the lines of communication are better in the future.
Sincerely yours in professionalism,
porcupinetheater |
someone
04.03.21 | decent list |
Egarran
04.03.21 | So is there actually a band called 'Oxbow'? |
parksungjoon
04.03.21 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfBcNIpoUmA |
Egarran
04.03.21 | Yeah I thought not |