Supercoolguy64: Pizzas Ranked

Supercoolguy64 08.20.20	fuck ceaser haters
Ryus 08.20.20	this list makes me depressed
Minushuman24 08.20.20	I don't like this list, please remove it or amend it Jacks and Tombstone tho
ReefaJones 08.20.20	I just grew a neck beard after reading this list
Supercoolguy64 08.20.20	ypu just cant handle the truth
ArsMoriendi 08.20.20	this list makes me depressed [2]
Colton 08.20.20	what kind of fucking barbarian microwaves pizza?
Supercoolguy64 08.20.20	if it says you can microwave it on the box you can microwave it
Colton 08.20.20	Your opinion on pizza is automatically irrelevant if you’ve microwaved a pizza for any reason in the past 5 years
ArsMoriendi 08.20.20	Frozen/fast food pizza in general makes me sad
ReefaJones 08.20.20	i just rub frozen pizzas between my hands really fast to thaw them. No microwave or oven needed
Joeman82 08.20.20	Disagree hard on little ceaser’s. Although it’s like 10 times better at the Red Wings/Pistons stadium for some reason
dctarga 08.20.20	Yeah this is all over the place but I agree with Little Ceasers, place is totally worth it, especially with kids. 2 pizzas and cheesy bread for like $17 "Your opinion on pizza is automatically irrelevant if you’ve microwaved a pizza for any reason in the past 5 years" [2] My friend used to microwave tombstone pizzas all the time and it was probably the worst thing ever. I never dared to try it
DDDeftoneDDD 08.20.20	Have you tried an actually good pizza? I dig those trashy ones also though
BallsToTheWall 08.20.20	9 will always be my 1 and 2 will be my 2.
Supercoolguy64 08.20.20	ceaser's is the "family" pizza place yea "im the trash man, i eat garbage. its whadido"
ShadowRemains 08.20.20	lil caesars is fucking gross
evilford 08.20.20	Jack's and tombstone tho [2] Yeah little Caesars is pretty low quality
MillionDead 08.20.20	Lmao I feel like you smell of pizza, no offense. On Pizza Hut: rate how it goes in, not how it comes out.
JDubb 08.20.20	Man, i love Wild Mike Frozen pizza. Big enough to feed an army. Still in my area - sad that it is gone from yours.
0xME 08.20.20	Frozen/fast food pizza in general makes me sad [2] just one more thing to feel bad about Americans is that most of your pizza experiences seems to come from fast food chains
Divaman 08.20.20	I've almost never seen a little local pizza place that wasn't better than Dominoes, Little Caesar's, Pizza Hut or any of the national chains.
JDubb 08.20.20	Oxme, we have pizza optionS coming out our ears. Some great sit down pizzeriaS in my area are Mellow Mushroom, Felinnis, Johnny’s NY Style pizza, just to name a few.
Emim 08.20.20	The fuck is this shit.
RogueNine 08.20.20	This is an.....interesting ranking.
Trebor. 08.20.20	Red Baron is the only edible one of the main brands Ralph's in house baked one is good and trader joe's has a couple good ones
Supercoolguy64 08.20.20	@OxME 98% of American cuisine is just Preservatives and other bullshit, were used to it
rockarollacola 08.20.20	No love for Papa John's? Fuck outta here.
Ryus 08.20.20	id live a happy life if i never had to get pizza from a pizza chain again
GhostB1rd 08.20.20	I don't know who needs to hear this but Grotto Pizza in Delaware and adjacent is my shit.
JohnnyoftheWell 08.20.20	damn I miss Italy :[
GhostB1rd 08.20.20	You probably ate sushi in Italy don't even lie.
beefshoes 08.20.20	I can't eat cheese, so I either get this incredible frozen vegan pizza from Kroger covered in mushrooms and artichokes when I am stateside, or I just get a cheeseless thin crust supreme from Little Caesars, which is usually pretty decent. No chains in Austria though, so the pizza is almost always from kebap places, greasy as fuck, and not very good.
Keyblade 08.20.20	Papa John's gotta be the worst pizza franchise. had it in at least 3 different countries and it was pure trash. I can make better pizza
JohnnyoftheWell 08.20.20	babe I ate more authentic pizza than you've rated white girl popstars, and it was cheap enough that the total bill was probs under a month's worth of your income tax
Trebor. 08.21.20	I prefer papa john's to dominos and pizza hut purely because it makes me less sick
outliers 08.21.20	Digornos A classic thats well-recieved by everyone, and for good reason. Very rich and juicy without being pure grease. The crust always comes out nice and crispy even when you fuck up and undercook it. Dope cheeze. Not much more to say even You poor thing you
RogueNine 08.21.20	Pizza in Italy is good but not much more than that.
bloodshy 08.21.20	also a papa john's lover here. as for frozen pizzas, if you ever see a bellatoria, grab one. best frozen pizza out there. i really hope the haters in this thread are joking. i can tell for sure most of them are joking, but if anyone's actually getting bent out of shape because of what your tongue tells you it enjoys, they need a new hobby.
Satellite 08.21.20	this list is genuinely upsetting
ShadowRemains 08.21.20	there are pizza joints in every place i've lived that shit on any pizza chain/frozen brand
Emim 08.21.20	Red Baron is great for evacuating every square inch of your intestines. Any mom and pop pizzeria will dunk on basically every frozen/chain pizza. Papa Murphy's is usually my only exception.
Emim 08.21.20	One of my favorites was an Indian/Pizza place that also baked their naan in the same pizza oven, and hot damn I could eat that for every meal.
widowslaugh123 08.21.20	Papa Murphy’s and 5 is the only acceptable options here. I have to go local. The chains are the worst.
Trebor. 08.21.20	Might have that socal big city bias but everyone I've ever lived has had 5-10 quality local joints
Slex 08.21.20	Wild Mike's is pretty good frozen pizza, they have em at Food Lion here Best pizza is Jets or Hungry Howie's for me
Trebor. 08.21.20	I had an OK frozen pizza from Tesco express in Ireland, don't remember what it was tho
zaruyache 08.21.20	Digiorno's isn't great even for a frozen pizza. Crust has some weird texture to it. The garlic crust domino's is best tho. OK also so does anyone remember back like 10 years ago Red Baron used to have like garlicy crust and herbs on the cheese, then they switched the recipe for the "classic crust" which was flatter and more boring? I cannot find any reference to this pizza existing but I know it did and it drives me nuts.
Snake. 08.21.20	i was once an american college student and unfortunately you had no choice but to eat at domino's sometimes can't just go out to a sit-down pizzeria and blow $30 on a pizza whenever you're stoned
Trebor. 08.21.20	There was this pizza place in Santa Clarita that did 5 dollar larges that was pretty decent and way better than little caesers but I'm pretty sure it's a front for the cartel
Keyblade 08.21.20	I had pizza from subway before, one of my lowest points. it was literally just frozen pizza
Kompys2000 08.21.20	My contribution to this discussion is that 7-eleven pizza is better than it has any right to be and is second only to Little Cesars as far as price-point goes
DaHound 08.21.20	Digiornos and Wild Mikes are killer frozens. Papa Murphy’s is my second favorite pizza and its a take and bake Pizza Guys is the goat though
DaHound 08.21.20	Little Caesars is really great when youre with your friends. Hit or miss without. It’s a strange thing. Overall I support it
fogza 08.21.20	I'm guessing all these places just do gross deep dish pizzas, so none of them.
evilford 08.21.20	What snake said. Sometimes u have a budget, thats just reality for some people i guess
DavidYowi 08.21.20	Dude Red Baron brick oven pizzas are the shit, and pretty cheap too
Trebor. 08.21.20	little caesars is only good hot so you have like 2 minutes to woof that fucker down
widowslaugh123 08.21.20	Lol da hound i worked at pizza guys for awhile. Let me assure it is not the GOAT and is in fact disgusting. Don’t ever get anything with white sauce there. Just to be safe.