CugnoBrasso
If being sexy is a crime, Im under arrest for selling ketamine to 5th graders
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Last Active 12-05-20 9:13 pm
Joined 12-18-16

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1My Penis Is Made of Dogshit
Satan Gets An Abortion


So I met this girl a couple of weeks ago and we had some kind of sex-related contact. We shared a carrot cake, we complained about Skype calls, we talked about Black Malachite's space opera thing (we are both fans).
2Leonard Cohen
Songs of Love and Hate


We went to the movies but then I farted. It was embarassing like omg we instantly stopped talking to each other. I went home alone and I opened Microsoft Edge to browse some good conspiracy theories.
3The Flaming Lips
Embryonic


idk im bored rec me asian food
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