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| The true biography of Albert Einstein
That's the title of the book that I want to write, it's an erotic horror tale set in medieval Catalonia with science fiction elements. List is random crap I've been listening to lately, including a juicy synopsis of my upcoming novel. | | 1 |  | converge
Jane Doe
The year is 1508. Albert Einstein's father, Miquel Einstein, had a fight with his valvassor José Llorens, a leading figure in the Catalan Nazi Party (CNP), the ruling party in Catalonia. Miquel and Albert managed to get lost with a stolen spaceship, and they live together in the countryside, even though the CNP is still looking for them. The CNP became the first party in Catalonia thanks to their action against the sexy big-breasted zombie invasion that's plaguing Europe: unlike the rest of Europe, Catalonia is completely walled and virtually zombie-free. Albert aspires to become a scientist to find a cure for the zombie invasion, but all the labs are owned by the state, therefore he has to find some other job to spend his time on. | | 2 |  | Death Cab for Cutie
Transatlanticism
A couple of years later, in 1511, Albert works in black in a weird brothel. He has to clean the rooms, but sometimes interdimensional breaches open up and weird monsters come out killing customers and naked prostitutes alike, and Albert constantly has to run for his life. One day, he runs away from a monster whom he finally gets to know. The monster, Spike, tells him the big plot twist: it's not the sexy zombies who are hunting humans, but the other way around (lmao). Albert finds out that in the rest of Europe, the sexy big-breasted zombies are part of society, they were even responsible for the discovery of America fifteen years earlier. | | 3 |  | frightened rabbit
The Midnight Organ Fight
Spike introduces Xynthür, a particularly sexy big-breasted zombie, to Albert, and they fall in love. There's a sex scene (I heard sput loves sex scenes). Spike reveals that he's an interdimensional left-wing activist, and he wants to create an equal society across all the dimensions. Albert reads some Marx stuff and he becomes a communist. Albert knows other key people of the Resistance, like Bobby and Rodrigo90. 400 pages after, he goes back to the rural countryside where he was hiding with his father, only to find out that he's been killed by Llorens. Final lightsaber fight with Llorens, Albert wins, and this leads to the discovery of the theory of relativity. | |
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05.20.18 | Id rather read a book like this than watch another Marvel movie. Im in. | CugnoBrasso
05.20.18 | This list is life but nobody knows it | Egarran
05.21.18 | This should obviously be a graphic novel. | Sinternet
05.21.18 | so this is what the sci-fi world has been missing all these years | CugnoBrasso
05.21.18 | Proud of it, might be a good plot for the next black malachite album. | DDDeftoneDDD
12.12.19 | Great book! I want to read again. | CugnoBrasso
12.12.19 | Get ready for the Netflix anime adaptation. | DDDeftoneDDD
12.12.19 | Eeeeeh...just now when you re captured my interest in reading! | JohnnyoftheWell
12.12.19 | I want whatever random plotline generation software you're using | Egarran
12.13.19 | Yeah it's called a brain. | Aerisavion
12.13.19 | “Get ready for the Netflix anime adaptation.”
With Keanu Reeves as Einstein no doubt | CugnoBrasso
12.13.19 | And Eddie Murphy as the big-breasted zombie | DDDeftoneDDD
12.13.19 | why not? He can do the rest of the characters, while main character is "Stiff Neck Keanu".
Where's your newest list Cugno? | Egarran
12.13.19 | My ambition is to become an interdimensional left-wind activist. | CugnoBrasso
12.13.19 | FFS I meant wing | CugnoBrasso
12.13.19 | Deft, the admins thought it was inappropriate for some reason | DDDeftoneDDD
12.13.19 | Man...it was awesome for the time it took then! The way both news were launched in the title and then you just commenting the new job thing in the summary LMAO | Egarran
12.13.19 | >FFS I meant wing
Well I am that already. But it's a hopeless endeavour in today's late stage capitalism, so these days I'm looking into leftwindism, and this thread is a huge inspiration. | CugnoBrasso
12.13.19 | Leftwindism is the future of socialism, now let's get the revolution going! | Egarran
12.13.19 | Indeed, it implies a climate worry. That's very important for political movements these days. |
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